#male reader memes

[lone-wolf-nergiganos]

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[bunnygirllover45]

something something he wants a dog.

[gaylorvader]

I swear it's like trying to find Atlantis. My he/they ass just wants sub gender neutral/masc reader without having to hire Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake, and Lara Croft to find em.

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[pregnantpony000]

Boothill baby thingy

[cumulo-stratus]

me: i watch criminal minds for the plot

the plot:

[yeoldtrashcollector]

[tra1nchi]

Bottom!mreader who's sick!! :(( but then his boyfriend comes and helps him <33 when reader has to drink some yucky medicine and makes just the cutest face with tears threatening to fall, bf gets a lil too hard <33

Do this if u want, no stress I just rlly like the trope :)))

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,Crying,,Bj,,Dubc0n(? Reader is delusional/feverish)

He was trying to be nice!! He really was!! Taking care of his vulnerable boyfriend was a must for him,, But it isn't his fault how cute you are,,how your adorable, dazed, little eyes look up at him,,so kitten like,,

You'd cling onto him,,using him as a comfort toy and he couldn't help himself but get hard by it,,you were just rubbing up against his lap in the right ways,,it wasn't his fault,,

It was probably his favourite time while you were sick,,the time to take your medicine,,he was sat infront of you,,gently cooing as he brushed your sweaty hair out of your face,, "It's alright sweetheart, you're doing so well."

You leant into his touch and he could feel himself almsot explode!! Moving the syringe to your mouth to gently squirt the medicine in,,turning to pick up a cloth to wipe any that may have fallen down only to turn to seeing you making such a lewd face,,

Your eyes were squeezed shut,,tears pricking at the corner of them,,your face flushed and sweaty and the medicine just had to be white,,His eyes widened at how lewd it was,,he had to be your caretaker!! Not imagining that you were making that face because he came on your face :(

Biting his lip as he stood up ,feeling his erection growing obvious in his jeans,,he sighed about to turn to finish himself off in the bathroom,, he'd rather not exert your body more then he already has

That was until he felt your hand on his shirt,,facing you with a worried expression only to see you had your own problem in your pajamas "oh baby..we can't do that.." He mutters but his hands were already unzipping his zip!!

Groaning as he felt your lips wrap around his tip,,his didnt care if it would hurt your throat even more as he grinds his hips against your face,, forcing you to take him even deeper!! Your eyes were the cutest flushed with tears!!

He's sure his cum would soothe it anyway,,he's already close from how your tongue swirls so eagerly around his cock!! "Good boy..that's it.." He groans out,,gripping down tightly into your damp hair,,riding out his orgasm with his mouth!!

[wiggy-worm]

Dateing Viktor from arcane headcanons (fem! Reader)

He leaves you for a man

[plasmabull]

Big brain activity rn >:3

Like imagine your just relaxing on the couch, doing whatever, then out of nowhere you huge ass slasher bf just walks up to you, says he wants cuddles, doesn't even wait for a response then just flops down onto you, basically crushing you under them, lovingly tho

(Michael Myers, Vincent, the predator, Jason, Bubba, my bloody valentines guy, Bo, Otis)

(Based on this image) (me right now)

[trashytracktales]

*reads very loudly, slowly and clearly from a piece of paper* do you think oscar piastri has rizz? and if possible, please give examples. thank you.

— triple t anon 💖

Hi there, lovely 🤍!!

In my humble (and correct) opinion, he absolutely does have a decent amount of rizz. Evidence? The man pulled the prettiest girlfriend.

Oscar gives MAJOR sigma man energy. It’s the way he moves, speaks, and exists like he’s always five steps ahead but couldn’t care less if you notice. There’s a quiet confidence there, and he’s honestly SO HOT for that. On top of that, he is respectful, observant, and won’t be all up in your face with pick-up lines or forced charm. But you WILL notice him, no doubt.

🎀 TTT'S GUIDE TO HOW OSCAR CAN RIZZ YOU UP WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

Subtle roast-to-flirt pipeline: Oscar seems the type of guy who would casually make fun of you for not being able to parallel park or for your weird coffee order, but he’d do that with a smirk on his face that would leave you blushing.

The 'I didn’t mean to be hot' move: some girls don’t want big muscles, they just want Oscar Piastri to roll his sleeves up to reveal his forearms (I’m some girls, hello 👋🏻). So, you’re in the middle of a normal conversation, and suddenly, he does that or runs a hand through his hair WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE?

Attention to details: I’ve noticed that when someone else is talking, Oscar doesn’t just listen. He stares at who’s talking like they’re the only person in the room. Now, just imagine being in his full line of sight. Devastating.

Dry Humor™: he can lie about it, but I KNOW Oscar loves dry humor and dad jokes, especially the bad puns. It’s only fair that he would drop one of those perfectly-timed deadpan comments that would make you laugh way too hard. And then suddenly, you realize that not only is he funny, but he’s also so cute for trying to make you laugh 🤏🏻🥺

The quiet protector vibe: he 100% knows the sidewalk rule, and everything that derives from it (like walking behind you on stairs, checking in subtly, adjusting his pace to yours etc.)

Final verdict: Oscar’s rizz is subtle, but man is a quiet weapon of mass destruction, and honestly? I respect his game.

[lone-wolf-nergiganos]

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[silverryuan]

When you finally found a good fic to read but see the warnings:

"Shit bout to make me confused."

[theoriginalkaminari]

"Bend over, idiot."

"...huh?"

"Bend. Over."

You look at Katsuki with a confused expression as your angry boyfriend pointed at the ground infront of him.

"...why?" You ask, raising an eyebrow as Katsuki's scowl deepens and he huffs, looking away quickly before looking back at you.

"Do it!" He demands, like a child.

Since you are the taller one in the relationship, Katsuki often makes you crouch or kneel down or bend over so he can be the taller one. You both have this conversation at least once a week, and its getting very tiring.

"No." You answer simply, going back to your phone.

"Yes." Katsuki argues, taking your phone out of your hand and ignoring your huff of protest.

You grumble and stand up,making Katsuki have to look up at you, and he does, but with a scowl and a deep glare.

"Look. If you wanna be the tall one, go buy platform boots." You say, before you grab your phone back and storm off.

Katsuki grumbles and folds his arms, flopping onto the couch and pouting.

The next day, something's different.

When you wake up, you hear Kirishima's excited voice out in the dorms, loud and proud as usual. You begrudgingly get out of bed and slip on a shirt before you open the door and walk out into the main area, where Sero, Denki and Ashido are all laughing at Katsuki, while Kirishima is hyping him up.

You raise an eyebrow in curiosity and walk closer to get a better look, when you see that Katsuki is indeed wearing platform boots to be taller than you.

"[NAME]!" Katsuki shouts as soon as he sees you, shoving the others aside as he storms up to you, standing up straight to see if he was taller than you.

And...he's about an inch taller with the boots on.

Katsuki grins and folds his arms. "Ha! So, whaddya think, stupid?" He says with a cocky tone as he holds his head higher.

You smile and clap your hands slowly, the sarcastic slow clap. "Well, done, Katsuki. You're taller." You say, before you fold your arms and give Katsuki a kiss on the cheek, causing a slight rosy blush to appear on his cheeks.

He grunts quietly and looks away from you. "..yeah, yeah, Goodmorning or whatever.." He mutters quietly.

You watch as Katsuki walks away, before Denki speaks up. "So, you gonna tell him you were slouching?" He grins, putting his hands on his hips.

You grin and shake your head. "Nah. He can win this time."

[heartfullofleeches]

Foxboy Reader: Young and full of energy, small and angry, feral, bitey, friendly if given food and a warm place to stay

Silver Fox Reader: Old and just wants peace, big and tired, grumpy, will bite if provoked, friendly if given back rubs

Fletcher [Flemish Rabbit Yan]:

[pregnantpony000]

Penacony calendar📅📆

Ahh anyways... Finally it's completed thx for the suggestion kiddos💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥰🥰

[livingslime]

Anselm the type to make him and the Mc in the sims and make them kiss 😭

LMAOOO . THIS HAS TO BE A CANON EVENT 😭😭💓