#mal and uma are cousins

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: Something brought us together today, cousin. Call it fate, destiny, or-

Mal: I call it ‘you kidnapped my boyfriend’!

[kanzakurawrites]

I'm now headcanoning that the majority of adults on the Isle were relieved when Mal and Uma ended their friendship. The girls would have TAKEN OVER the place and you can't convince me otherwise.

the kids on the other hand? devastated because those two would have changed things.

[pcktknife]

the descendents series is so crazy cause all the mcs get set up in their own relationships but the best chemistry they have romantically would probably be with each other 😭

[ofgrimhilde]

' A sea witch? The only sea witch Evie knew of, was Ursula. Could it be?' She thought, her brows pressing together as she heard the girl talk. She would keep this question in mind and make sure to bring it up again. Sooner than later.

Evie nodded her head at the girl's second question. ❝ Yes. I am a Princess. Something that this place tried to take from me because of the things my Mother and other Villians did. It was a way to punish me for their wrongdoings, I suppose. But that all went out the window when King Ben made me his Royal Counselor. ❞

❝ The Seven Seas, huh? Well, if your Father is King Triton, then that would mean your Aunt is Ursula, Uma's Mom. Making her your cousin. Which would also make Mal your cousin too. She's the daughter of Hades. Quite the bloodline you got going for you. I'm impressed. So.... if you're King Triton's Daughter, that means you're from the sea. So, what are you? ❞

❝ Prince Eric, huh? No. I... I don't believe I have heard of him. He must be important if he's meeting with King Ben. But I'm quite interested in you and your story if you don't mind sharing? ❞

While Ariel had known that Evie was from the Isle, she hadn’t been sure of her parents. She’d only known that at least one of them were villains. The Evil Queen… She considers this new information. “Well,” she replies thoughtfully, “my aunt was a sea witch.” She bites her lip. “It’s kind of a long story.”

Then her face relaxes into a smile. “You’re a princess, too, then? My father is King Triton of the Seven Seas.” She was curious about the Isle, but from the stories that she’d heard so far, it didn’t sound like the safest place to explore. “Yes, I’m not from around here.” She giggles at the obviousness of her words. That was an understatement for someone who was still somewhat of a stranger on land.

“I mean, I’m visiting Auradon! I came here with Prince Eric. He’s from a small island kingdom. He’s here on royal business. Have you heard of him? He’s going to be meeting—” She pauses, trying to remember the correct name. “King Ben.”

[kneesheee]

when descendants fanfic writers remember the main characters’ family members >>>>>

Hadie - Mal’s half brother

Uma has sisters; unknown how many

Jade - Jay’s cousin

Diego - Carlos’ cousin

(Ivy - Carlos’ cousin from 101 Dalmatians: The Series.)

Anthony Tremaine - Dizzy’s cousin, Chad and Chloe’s stepcousin

The Evil Stepgranddaughters - Dizzy’s sisters

Gaston Jr, Gaston 3rd - Gil’s brothers

Harriet, CJ - Harry’s sisters

Ariana Rose - Audrey’s cousin

Derek - Doug’s brother

Gus, Hapson, Cheerful, Shy, Doc Jr, Bashful Jr, Crabby, Gordon, Sleepy Jr, Snoozy - Doug’s cousins

[ronance4everbrainrot]

More little incorrect quotes from Descendants with CharmingHeart/Glassheart.

(and other ships)

Red: Amore, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Chloe: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Red: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask someone else.

Chloe: Wait- Red, no-

(Red didn't really know much about texting)

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Red: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Red’s mind: Did you leave the door unlocked? Does your mother actually love you!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Red: Well, that was a mistake.

(Beginners mistake, Red. You'll get there..)

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Chloe: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Red: AS ENEMIES?!

Chloe:

(Chloe doesn't know if she wants to laugh or cry)

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Red: That was so hot, Chloe.

Chloe: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Red: I'm so in love with you.

(Red loves this side of Chloe, when it's not directed at her)

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Dizzy: Tell me a little about yourself.

Red: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

(Dizzy and Celia joined Red and Chloe's friend group. Dizzy is Chloe's cousin.)

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Celia: Can I get a waffle?

Red and Chloe: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Celia: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

(Alternative Universe where there was no coup and Red and Chloe became roommates and get on each other's nerves a lot)

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Red: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Dizzy: How?

Red: I need someone to take the fall.

Celia: What did you do?

Red: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Chloe, from the other room: Oh my god.

Red: ...

Chloe: OH MY GOD!

Celia and Dizzy: Make it a hundred.

Red: Deal.

(Same Universe as before)

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*In a horror movie situation*

Dizzy: I've got no service in my phone here.

Chloe: Shoot, my battery just died.

Red: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Celia: Guys, my phone is a playing card.

(Damn. Bridget has been worry spamming her and Red couldn't take it anymore.)

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Mal, to Evie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Carlos: *starts cackling*

Mal: I do!

Jay: *laughs harder*

(They love getting on her nerves)

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Mal: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.

Carlos: Yeah, you just catch it.

Evie: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Jay: Then I just use a spear instead.

Mal: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

(Yeah Jay! Why? Like damn)

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Jay: Who would you swipe right for? Audrey or Uma?

Mal: I would delete the app.

(Jay, stop. Evie and Mal just had a small fight. It's not a break up)

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Jay: Mal and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Mal: We what?

(No Jay. Why. But true)

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Mal: Do you love me?

Evie: We’re literally married.

Mal: Yeah, but as friends or—

(Mal, you're too insecure. Evie, kiss her insecurities away)

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Mal: My dad has a spiked collar.

Mal: *dog

(wait let me fix this real quick)

Mal: My dog had a spiked collar when he was a teen.

Mal: *dad

(now)

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Hope you like it.

Also I'm so glad I finally found other teenagers that Red and Chloe can hang out with other than their teen parents lol

Celia and Red would thrive

Ok byeeee

Edit:

I wanted to Google how old Celia and Dizzy were. I was thinking 12-13 and they are 13. And Red and Chloe are 16 but since there was a time skip from Descendants 3 to the Rise of Red. I thought they'd be the same age.

HOWEVER

The time skip was apparently 16 YEARS (which may have been mentioned at the beginning of the movie and I forgot. Idk) also that would mean Chloe and Red are born when descendants 3 ended or somewhere in that timespan. Damn.

Buuut I shall make Celia and Dizzy 16. Because I said so... We don't talk about the complications.

Ok byeee again

[isleofdarkness]

Mal, realizing that if she's daughter of Hades, she and Uma are related; Wait a minute. If Uma- Riah, having anticipated this conversation; No, you and Uma aren't really cousins. Gods work in a different way. They don't share DNA because they don't have DNA. They were created at the same time by the same people, but they're beings of pure magic, not humans with DNA. That's how gods can have kids with other gods and it's not bad, because gods aren't really siblings. It's complicated, but Hades and Poseidon aren't really related, they're barely the same species. That's why Zeus can marry Hera- that poor woman- and it's fine. Mal; That makes no sense. Riah; Just do yourself a favour and don't think about it too hard. Gods operate on completely different rules than we do. You and Hara are related because you're both descended from the same god, but you and Uma aren't related because Poseidon and Hades are very different gods with very different magics. You're fine.

[hey-im-mal]

Right idea but wrong cousin

Shit, did not mean to say that

you look like you'd be allergic to shrimp to the point of needing an epie pen

Well I'm not so screw you

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Do they keep a diary/a journal?

Mal - yes, actually. But no gross feelings stuff, ew. Just drawings. ...Of various levels of "disturbing". (Peak being begining of D2, of course)

Jay - nah. Better stuff to do. Also lowkey paranoid it'll be stolen.

Evie - yes, technically, multiple. She keeps one journal to jot down what was when done to any potions she's brewing (the correct scientific procedure), her fashion one, of course, for whatever designs she dreams of, and lastly, one to note down orders and payments for her shop.

Carlos - nah. He's got a collection of loose papers with important and "important" info on them. His cousins still keep finding them in Hell Hall. Jay has to move them from his parts of the room regularly. Mal found papers stuck in between her journal.

Uma - no. WAY more important shit to do, and she finds it way too sentimental. She keeps records of stuff important for the running of her crew, but doesn't consider it a journal, rather a public record.

Harry - yes. To the surprise if absolutely no one, the thing he writes most about is Uma. There are several original songs and poems for her as well. He wouldn't mind if she found it.

Gil - I wanna say yes, he tries. He's not very consistent though. The only thing he writes about is his friends and crewmates – he accidentally puts it down in the common space of the ship often, and most of the crewmates picked it up once. Cos, y'know. You see, you take. If they read it, they began blushing furiously under the excited "My friends are SO cool" Gil wrote and gave it back to him without a word.

Claudine - once she stops living with her father, yes, though it took some convincing. She doesn't write regularly, though, because she just doesn't know what to write, and is afraid of putting her thoughts on the paper. Later, she writes poems in letters so small it's illegible, since poetry masks the true self a bit.

Harriet - yes. She writes regularly, though not a lot of feelings stuff. She writes poems and vague stories draws whatever comes to her mind (mostly abstract stuff) and keeps it tightly locked up in her cabin, since that shit is DARK. Smee twins accidentally found it once and Sammy kept complaining they were afraid of her drawings for two weeks straight.

CJ - ...she tries to. It never lasts more than two days in row. But she adds new disjointed entry every time she's reminded that her older siblings do so. It's actually extremely disturbing in different way than Harriet's since she has ZERO ability to self-censor.

Freddie - two. One for music and one for dreams and card readings.

Celia - one. Dreams and Cards and Friends on the other side. Though, technically, both sisters share another one, written in cryptic code and abbreviations and moved from place to place with regularity but without a set schedule. This one is about secrets of the Isle residents, the ones they bother or dare to write down.

Dizzy - I wanna say yes, actual diary, feelings and all. To utter exasperation of all her older relatives.

Anthony - no, keeping tabs on the salon is enough, thank you.

Dulcia - look, my girl deserves a Burn Book.

Ginny - not really. If she absolutely NEEDS something noted down, she tells Anthony. Exception being medical notes at the Escape but she delegates paperwork away any time she can. Also, I feel like her handwriting is borderline illegible to anyone but her and the three people she shares mental disturbances with (Maddy, Anthony, Harriet)

Maddy - she keeps tabs on the Apothecary and like Evie, writes down the shit she's synthetising. It's only correct to do.

Ivy - Yeah she gets a burn book too. She deserves it <3. It's in one notebook with scraps from fashion magasines and and some kaligrams. (Again, that's a form of self-censure. Can't read it, so it isn't there.)

I think I ran out of Isle kids, so AKs (all regarding a diary):

Audrey - canonically she does, I have nothing else to add.

Ben - he tries to, but he doesn't manage to write regularly, what with being a CHILD KING and all. It's healthy for him tho. Took the habit from his mother.

Chad - I refuse to believe this boy has a diary. He views it as "useless" and "too feminine".

Jane - yes, actual diary full of feelings. Starting each entry with "dear diary". She locks it religiously though, since her mother can and will read it if give an oppurtunity to.

Ally - yes and frankly it should be studied and/or published (with different names for the sake of privacy, but i'd pay a lot to read a diary of Ally Liddel of Wonderland)

Lonnie - ...no. she tried to, few times, but never quite managed more than few entries in a row. She doesn't particularly like sitting still, and fancies the thought of someone actually reading what she thinks about certain stuff even less.

Jordan - ...she uses her blogs and vlogs as a diary. The more private ones. Not her Drama Channel.

[imahumashipper]

i've seen many comments on an active huma account on tiktok that really pissed me off so bad

they keep saying that uma and harry are cousins, bc "ulyana and hook are together", they are together just because ulyana called him darling?

it's really annoying bc harry also called uma darling, but they never said that they were a couple and keep ignoring it

thoughts?

so made a post not to long ago like 1-2 months ago and I was just basically saying that I thought uliana and hook were the reason that Harry and Uma got together cause they introduced them to each other.

I don’t ship them together because yk Huma but I do think uliana used that as a pet name or just kinda making fun of him in a way because she was telling him his idea for revenge was bad.

uma doesn’t really call Harry ‘darling’ that’s more of a Harry thing and then people also ship Harry and mal and that’s more because dove and Thomas dated which is why more people don’t really ship Huma

but I don’t really care cause people can have their own opinions about a ship but i personally don’t ship uilana and hook cause I ship Huma but I do think uliana and hook would be their biggest ‘fans’ I know they would be the loudest cheering at their wedding

Thanks for the ask🤍

[emeraldtart]

Descendants AU where the villains are surprisingly good parents. Out of spite but then it turned genuine.

It started off with some of the good characters of Auradon said that its impossible for villains to love or even comprehend what love is.

You know what the villains think? Aight, bet.

Some of the villains are genuinely good parents, like Hades since he is the god with the less shenanigans out of the entire pantheon.

Since this is an AU, I've thought of making Mal close with the Underworld family rather than being directly related to Hades (maybe she's very distantly related, some generations back from her father's side?)

Hadie's real name was Zagreus, but since he looks after his father a lot other villain parents calls him Hadie as a nickname. When he reached adolescence only the adults knows his real name.

Hades and Captain Hook might be the best dads on the island, and they have a friendly rivalry on who's the top dad on the island is.

Spoiler, it was Facilier who won that title.

Captain Hook is probably one of the first to be on board the idea of trying to raise a child (or three) properly, because his nemesis is a boy who brings children to a dangerous island and 'thins them out' when they get older, of course he'd grow a conscience.

Hook's wife lives in our world, along with their three children, but when the barrier was erected the magic pulled the children to the Isle.

His wife also happens to be Mary Darling's sister, which make Wendy and her brothers cousins with the Hook kids.

The Hook siblings' mother never knew what happened to them. She thinks that The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up took them as revenge for being bested by Hook long ago.

Hook having his three children (Harriet, Harry and CJ) suddenly ended up on his bed at three in the morning surely isn't how he expects fatherhood to come back to him.

Mal is technically the oldest Villain Kid on the Isle, because she was a dragon fae she came from an egg, and her egg was laid more than a century before the villains were banished to the Isle of Lost.

Her egg was supposed to hatch about 100 years ago, but due to the whole fiasco with Sleeping Beauty and some of the fairies hating what Maleficent did, they cursed her egg so it won't hatch until Sleeping Beauty woke up.

And the fact that the father was a human and there was no magic on the Isle rises the possibility of the child dying within the shells of their egg.

It caused Maleficent so much grief during that 100 years time. Even when she was banished she worries that the people of Auradon were right; she doesn't know how to love. That's why her child don't hatch.

Mal's birth was the greatest thing to happen to Maleficent, next to the happier times in her past.

The Evil Queen/Grimhilde is best friends with Maleficent. She was by Maleficent's side when she was grieving the fate of her unhatched child.

Grimhilde is the best at gossip because of her mirror.

She and Cruella probably make a living on making children clothes.

Gaston probably struggled in how to take care of children. Before, he wanted boys yes, so he can teach them how to hunt and be a man. But when he realised that parenthood started even before the child is born he knew he needed help.

Unfortunately none of the villain dad group could help Gaston with his horrible naming scheme.

At least Gil was spared from the confusing fate of sharing his name with his dad.

Ursula also needs help when raising Uma, since she has no idea how to raise a half-mer daughter.

She figured it out, mostly. But sometimes Uma just went and do some of the weirdest things that are neither Merfolk things nor human things. Eventually the entire island just chalk it up to an average child's weirdness.

Jay and Carlos are neighbours, and they stick to each other's sides, thick as thieves. Carlos sometimes take scrap fur and sew them into a blanket they use for fort.

The Core Four and Sea Three are friends, although the shrimp accident happened because Gil's brothers think it'd be funny.

That was the day the island learned that Mal has way too many teeth in her mouth and too little reason not to use them.

When Ben became king and asked the Isle children to come to Auradon, he doesn't realise what he had brought to the kingdom.

Harry asked Smee in forging three more letters so the Sea Three can go to Auradon too.

Mal made a magic copy of the original letter and printed it to avoid magic detectors.

Jay swapped the fake with the original, and nobody realise that there aren't supposed to be seven Isle kids in the kingdom.

Ben did and asked why there's seven of them, to which Carlos said, "What do you mean? Of course there's seven of us, it says so in the letter. Everyone of us gets it,"

There's still plot with Audrey being bitter with her breakup, but instead of the entire island save the cast falling asleep, everyone (on Auradon and Isle of Lost) falls asleep and the Core Seven has to navigate the dreams and reach Audrey.

Maybe the Core Seven sees their parents' lives before the Isle.

Maybe at one point they end up in London, somehow the magic Audrey used connected them to that world via Hook's wife.

[hitchell-mope]

Ben (filling out a form): shoe size. Ten. But very, very wide.

Uma: I don’t think that I’ve ever been more jealous of you than I am right now.

Mal (smugly): awwww. Thank you cousin. That means a lot to me.

Uma (half jokingly): shut up.

Mal: never.

[kanzakurawrites]

I read the first Hunger Games book for the first time (yeah, I know I know) and now all I can imagine is a Descendants Au of it.

Like, the villains keep having children, and the children are having children. The isle of so overpopulated, very quickly, and the only solution that the villains think of is making a group of children fight to death each year. This is eight years into the Isle. The goblins row the kids out to the Isle of Doom, and go back at the end of each week. Some are done in that first week, the longest went two months.

The first few times the kids tried not to, they are kids, but then the adults just killed them all.

Unlike the Hunger Games, they allow one male and one female to come out alive (this proves their worth, and their children could be "strong". Remember, these are villains trying to get off the Isle)

Jay ends up in three times, he comes out each of them just a little more haunted.

Mal goes in at ten, she comes out without her wings and half dead. Gil was in that year, and he saved her life. (He found out about her dad, because Mal's flames showed themselves and she survived too many attempts on her life. He becomes a shadow to her, and not even Uma's wrath will make him stop)

Evie ends up in there at 15, going in Dizzy's place. It was the quickest game the Isle ever had. She poisoned the remaining food and water, and thanks to her mother, she was able to go without it while waiting.

Uma and Harry were in together. Uma was 11, and Harry was 12. Ever since they've been inseparable, but they don't talk about what happened in there.

Carlos is a lucky one. His cousin Ivy took his place, and she burned the Isle of Doom to the ground. She's one of the few never allowed back there, as the next year's games weren't as entertaining for the oldest villains. (But that's the year they found out there's just a smidge of magic on the isle, because the few trees that were there grew back)

Many VK's try to disappear to avoid the games. Some live under the Isle in the tunnels, which has driven a couple mad.

And yet Auradon doesn't realize what is happening - or they just don't care.

[humaforever]

Can you please tell me some nice hcs?

Ofc!

When CJ was little she often complained about how her feet hurt when she was walking. They didn't. She just wanted her siblings to carry her so she didn't have to walk and because she was so annoying it always worked

Uma fucking hates seafood

Ivy thinks that black and white has been claimed by the De Vils. So if she goes into someone's house and they have something pretty that's black and white. Well it's rightfully hers now. They should know better

Mal became a talented artist because of all the lewd and disturbing pictures she drew as a kid

Gil is the reason Uma started wearing bandanas because he made some for her with scrap materials on the isle.

Sammy decided that Harriet is the only one of the Hook siblings allowed to babysit the twins. They don't listen.

Unsaid slogan between the Tremaine cousins at the salon "You a bitch you get bleach" they have fried people's hair with bleach for being rude and what about it?

Harriet pierced her own nipples

Evie learned from the isle, she has a no return policy at her store. Because she made the clothes perfect, what do you mean you messed it up and want to return it now?

Red is a sinful color. So the only red Claudine will wear is the red lip prints Ivy leaves on her skin.

Harry has decided that the masts on the ship can act as stripper poles for parties.

Uma loves the calmness of falling asleep under water. This used to scare the shit out of her crew and especially Harry back on the isle when they didn't know she could breathe under there without magic.

Ginny has the equivalent of a burn book from mean girls

Sammy has an old bottle of anxiety pills that came in the barges. It's empty now but they kept the bottle holding out the dream that they will one day be able to go to an Auradon pharmacy and say "Get me some of these!"

Celia is a master at making fake hauntings and sending people into a state of horrible paranoia.

CJ has the MOST nicknames for Freddie. But she's starting to run out and now they're just getting weird. Freddie always responds to them tho.

Anthony has been in a state of hysteria literally due to a bad hair day.

[multifamdomfan]

All canon Descendants Characters:

Mal; daughter of Hades and Maleficent

Evie; daughter of the Evil Queen

Jay; son of Jafar

Carlos De Vil; son of Cruella De Vil

Ben; son of Belle and Addam

Jane; daughter of the Fay

Doug; son of Dopey

Audrey; daughter of Aurora and Phillip

Li'l Shang, Yi-min, and Lonnie; children of Mulan and Li Shang

Chad and Chloe Charming; son and daughter of Cinderella and Henry

Harriet, Harry, and CJ Hook; children of James Hook

Uma; daughter of Ursula

Gaston Jr., Gaston the third, and Gil; sons of Gaston

Dizzy Tremaine; daughter of Drizella Tramaine

Freddie and Ceilia; daughters of Dr. Feciliar

Squeaky and Squirmy; sons of Smee

Red; daughter of the Queen of Hearts

Morgie; son of Morgana

Uliana; sister of Ursula

Maddox; son of the Mad Hatter

Jack of Dimonds

Captain James Hook

Hades

Maleficent

Cruella De Vil

Jafar

Evil Queen

Merlin

Bridget/Queen of Hearts

Ella

Mr. Smee

Jasmine

Aladdin

Meadow

Jordan; daughter of Genie

Ally; daughter of Alice

Zevon and Yzla; children of Yzma

Ruby and unnamed sister; daughters of Eugene and Rapunzel

Sleepy Jr.; son of Sleepy

Bashful Jr.; son of Bashful

Diego De Vil; nephew of Cruella

Aziz; son of Jasmine and Aladdin

Harrold Badun; son of Horace

Jason Badun; son of Jasper

Anthony Tramaine; son of Anastasia Tramaine

Ginny Gothel; daughter of Mother Gothel

Claudine Frollo; daughter of Claude Frollo

Sea Witches

Dr. Facilier

Lady Tramaine

Mother Gothel

Yen Sid

Shere Kan

Mad Maddy; granddaughter of Madam Mim

Hadie; son of Hades

Artie; son of King Arthur

Pin; son of Pinocchio

Gordan; son of Grumpy

Herkie; son of Megara and Hercules

Eddie; son of Edgar Balthazar

Tiger Peony; daughter of Tiger Lily

Hermie Bing; daughter of the ring master

Big Murph; son of Black Murphy

Sophie

Arabella; daughter of Eric and Ariel

Bobby Hood; son of Robin Hood and Marian

Chester; relative of the Cheshire Cat

Ace

The Duchess

Dora; daughter of the Doormouse

Twee and Dee; daughters of Tweedledee

Katy; granddaughter of the Caterpillar

Bill; nephew of the cook

Opal; daughter of Mama Oddie

The Tweedledee and Tweedledum cousins

Carina Potts; daughter of Mrs. Potts and sister of Chip

Ariana Rose; Audrey's cousin and Aurora's niece

[descendantsfan03]

Uma: *At a dog competition*

Sign up person: Next! Um ma’am this is a dog competition

Uma: I’m aware

Sign up person:Then why do you have that small child?

Uma: *Holding a leash attached to a 2 year old Mal* It’s a dog

Sign up person: No that is a young child

Uma: It’s a dog I can prove it! Mal sit!

Toddler Mal: *smiles and sits*

Uma: Good girl now roll over

Mal: *Rolls over*

Uma: Oh and she does this too. Mal speak!

Mal: Hewo!

Uma: See it’s a dog

Sign up person: …

*Later that day*

Evie: Uma! Why does my 2 year old have a blue ribbon on her shirt that says best in show! Why is her nose painted and most of all why is she wearing a collar!

My first time trying the Descendants incorrect quotes on here. This goes along with my little Mal series in which Mal is 2 in this one and being raised by Evie and sorta by Uma as well. 💜💙

(All edits and pics are either my sister, me, my brother, or cousins when we were little that I have permission to use.)