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If you considered that Freddie and cj might not have been gfs here’s proof: cj has a special own personal nickname for Freddie that no one else uses 

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why does fox keep canceling my favorite shows like yall can’t cancel the shows nobody be watching like damn!

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Judd - Please tell me you didn’t drag Carlos into this.

Grace - I didn’t drag Carlos into this.

*knocking on the door*

Judd - Who’s that?

Grace - I think you know.

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9-1-1 Lone Star as -> The FRIENDS Theme (Extended Version)

I got bored and decided to make... whatever this is, because I was sad no one else seems to have done it yet.

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BIG MAN, TINY BABY AKA JUDD & CHARLIE RYDER - 9-1-1: LONE STAR - 4X05

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Is this not just the mood for when wondering why the fuck Mal had to be the daughter of Hades in Descendants:

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YASSSSS!!!!!!!!!! REEZY POWER x♾️

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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I honestly live by this cause it’s so true.

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NOT USSSS BECOMING BESTIES AFTER 3 MINUTES!!!

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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YOUR LITERALLY THE FIRST REZZY IVE FOUND!!!!!!

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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AHHHHHHHHHH REZZY’S FOREVER!!!!!!!

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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AHSGGJVDCBKFDHEWVNND!!!!!!!!!

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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lol I was reading your bio and seen you had courtrezzy and rezzy is what she calls her fandom

YOUR……..A……..REZZY!!!!!!!🤍🤍

IM A WHAT??!?? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING BUT ITS LATE AND MY BRAINS BROKWN

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Based off your post/ favorite huma baby fic(s)

I’ve read a lot of Huma baby fics my favorite are probably:

But if we’re talking series wise my favorite is probably Huma baby by HumaForever I’ve read it multiple times and it never gets old lol.

Thanks for the ask love🤍

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While it wasn’t quite so early in the morning when the infamous Red of Hearts decided to barge into her office, again, it was around the time Uma was about to sit down and enjoy a quick cup of coffee before the more hectic parts of her day would begin. So perhaps you could forgive her for entertaining the thought of throwing the red head out the window. It was only for a second, she would assure you. As a principle she must not condone violence.

As a pirate, well, that’s different.

But she’s actually gotten quite use to Red coming into her office what feels like every other day, sometimes welcomed sometimes not, always for one reason or another. That a part of her actually kind of expected it.

What she did not expect was for Red to fling/splay herself upon the couch as if she was in a therapy session and for the first words out of her mouth to be. “Chloe won’t kiss me.”

Uma very nearly did a spit take as she placed her mug down upon her desk. “What?” Was the girl really coming to her Principal for relationship advice? Not that she was any bad at it, but really?

Red ignored the sound of Uma nearly choking in favor of her own problems. “At first I thought it was because she didn’t actually like me like that. That she only agreed to date me because I had no experience with love and she felt bad for me. I mean, every time I tried to take our relationship to the next level she always turned away, how could I not think that right?”

“Hmm.”

“Except I finally confronted her about it and you know what she says?”

“I can’t imagine what it could be.” Uma genuinely means that too, everyone knows Chloe really likes Red, like a lot. Whatever is holding her back has to be rather significant.

“She said, I can’t kiss you Red, if I do then I’ll have to marry you.”

Oh hex, Uma should not have tried to take another sip so soon. This time her throat was too preoccupied to even get the word out so she thought it in her head. ‘What?’ Fortunately the lack of response didn’t matter to Red in the least.

“Suffice to say, that really threw me for a loop so I very calmly and gently asked her ‘what the hex are you talking about?’ And her response was ‘that’s how it always happens, Red. Once true loves kiss is shared it’s marriage and happily ever after. Don’t get me wrong, I really like you, and don’t mind at all the thought of marrying you. But we’re only sixteen, and what if you find out being tied down with me is not what you wanted. After all you’re all about-“

“Breaking rules and causing trouble?”

“She used the word freedom.”

“Course she did. Red, did you come to me for reassurance that wedding bells won’t start ringing the second your lips touch your Charming’s?”

Though she provides no response Red gives her a look that is actually rather innocent coming from her, cluing Uma in that she’s on the right track.

“Look, I can’t say that it won’t. She’s right, these fairytales feel like they happen fast. You two have all the makings of a fairytale if I ever saw one, and I was even there to witness Ben and Mal back in the day.” She pauses for a moment as she considers her next words. “But let me ask you something. Would that really be so bad?”

“I’m…not sure.” Red’s response is rather honest and genuine so Uma continues with the same.

“Red, these people didn’t get married because their fairytale told them to. It’s because they loved each other so much that the thought of cementing it in stone, or carving it out into the hull of a ship just felt right.”

Red really looked as if she was truly taking in what Uma was saying…for once.

“Now, to think you’ll be married so soon after your first kiss is a bit of an exaggeration. That kid is surprisingly sheltered for one so good with swords.”

“Tell me about it.”

“But, if it does happen some time in the future. I ask again, would it really be so bad?”

After a moment of thought Red offers Uma a small and genuine smile. “No, I don’t think it would.”

“Now go get that kiss.” Huh, why does that line remind her of something from years ago, royals are so weird. “And for the love of the sea can you please stop breaking into my office with or without me in it!”

“Thanks a lot, Principal Uma, I’ll see you later.” Red calls back as she leaves rather cheerfully, causing Uma to grin despite herself.

“Red of Hearts, I know you heard me.”

….

“Red!”

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In season 5, it would’ve been so on brand for Piper to say “I have a license” and literally anyone else reply “it’s canon”

And the fandom would’ve screamed