#make that bitch pasty

[rosesncarnations]

I love remembering I can just treat my sketches like coloring pages

[orcelito]

Sasuke is Out! Sasuke is Doing things! What will Sasuke do?! I have no idea!!! I've never gotten this far in the story before, so I have no idea how things are going from here!!!! But Sasuke is Loose!!!!!!

Quoting this post to myself as I see Sasuke walking around and doing things. I haven't seen this guy do anything in like a hundred episodes. It's so exciting

[shivasdarknight]

I don't remember if I've ever posted Lillith's updated appearance but like

it cant hurt to post again 🤭

(he/him only; nbi butch - call him a man and that's the last thing you ever do)

[no1ryomafan]

I never like talking about specific things I know in the Japanese Getter community due to language barrier and at the end of the day it’s not my business what goes on in there but I gotta say the amount of times I’ve seen fan art of new ryoma without his god damn melanin will never not make me feel like this old ass image

[dragonanon]

Getting exercise seems like a fun and good idea, until you’re on the treadmill and you’re literally SO wet with sweat that it’s physically dripping down your forehead and damn near getting into your eyes. 🙃

[togament]

i firmly believe that togame is BY FAR the best pussy eater of all the boys and no, i am not taking criticism. you straddling his face with your wet cunt in the morning is his perfect breakfast and judging by the noises he makes it's honestly hard to tell who's enjoying it more. i go will bathe in holy water now kbye.

Anon. YOUR MIND. Let me in for a little bit real quick I’m trying to see something 😳😳! But anyway yes I see!!! I see you!! I see the vision!!!!!! I agree. The man’s an undefeated eating champion. Eating FOOD ok lol puss puss eating champion does work too 😳 *adjusts glasses, stretches back* let me just work on a little somethin’—

𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞.

“Ngghh—Jo! W-wait a sec-“, you yelp, knees bent comfortably on your pillow with your plump thighs trapped in your lover’s strong clutches as he’s needlessly lapping away at your beautiful, juicy petals like a man starved. “T-the breakfast!”, you manage to add, warning him of the toast that’s definitely burning, your coffee now forgotten. Pulling away momentarily, he mumbles a slow teasing, “got mine right here,” against your flesh before he dives in again once more.

Feeling a sense of weakness in your legs, you stagger slightly and he immediately hooks his arms over your plumpness to secure you. Secure you so you won’t wobble again. To secure your pussy to his needy and hungry mouth. He licks a fat strip up your pussy before he nuzzles his nose into your clit, lapping and lapping at your juices.

Good God. You hold desperately on your bed-frame, knuckles a pasty white. You can feel him smiling into your cunt when you continue soaking his wanting lips. This bitch.

Looking to your side, you can see the sun peeking from behind the curtains—it’s barely risen, the sky a gradient sliver of azure and rust. You momentarily think back on the times he’s shown you how much of an eater he could be. Food, definitely. Never occurred to you he’d be this ravenous when eating you out. Thrown out of your thoughts, your lover sucks and laps harshly at your clit and you let out a delicious moan so loud you’re sure your waking neighbors could have heard you. Clasping a hand over your mouth, you stare down at your lover between your legs.

His eyes are shut, eyebrows furrowed in concentration. But once he feels you staring, he opens them. Emerald eyes boring into your skin, your breasts and blushing face a delicious sight to him. It only makes him need you more. With another harsh suck on your nub, he mutters, “eyes on me, doll.” and you obey. How could you not? With that voice? Yes sir.

Now you’re there, pinned underneath Togame, legs deliciously spread on your couch so obediently for him. His head’s trapped between your thighs again. The sun’s fully risen now. You both managed to make it to the kitchen to turn the coffee maker and toaster on but he’s got you in his grip as soon as they’re off.

Fingers tangled his hair, you urge him to move, your hips bucking into his tongue and clit bumping against his tall nose. He hums into it, sending shivers and vibrations up to your head you swear you feel high. A mixture of “G-god yes-!”, “You’re so good, baby-“, “right there!” and other expletives escape your reddened lips. You shudder as you squirt around him for the 5th time this morning, gripping at his hair tightly. He hums once more, tongue rapidly working away at you with his three fingers knuckle deep inside you. “Sweet-“, he says with a hungry lick, so annoyingly slow, “s’fuckin’ sweet t’me. Give me more-“ his voice grew a tad demanding, with his grip tightening around your legs he moves against the couch to ease his cock lazily. It’s been hard and leaking ever since you started. “More.” his licking grows more intense, hooking his fingers up to your gummy insides, prodding away at the sensitive bud. Your moans grow louder while he expertly devours you. You don’t want him to stop but you’re so fucking sensitive— “w-wait!! I-“ a desperate plea you mutter, but he manages to rip another one from you. You’re absolutely gushing. He hasn’t made you squirt this much—to soak the couch under your ass. But your lover doesn’t stop. Not until your legs stop shaking. God he’s hungry.

Minutes later you’re both lying there, sweaty and breathless, couch completely soaked. You massage his scalp weakly as he peppers kisses along your soft flesh. Neither of you utter a single word for a good while.

He reaches over to your side to grab some tissues to clean you up with. He pauses when he feels something hard hit his hand. He almost feels apologetic when he knew what it was.

He grabs a familiar bottle. Opening it, he squeezes a healthy amount of it on your still sensitive cunt and your inner thighs.

Flavored lube.

Your eyes widen as you feel yourself grow needier. Fuck is he grateful to have such a giver. Easing your legs open, he licks a line of the lubricant slowly, licking around your clit just to mess with you. Pressing kisses and kitty licks along the flesh, around and above the sensitive bud. You whine.

He gives you a lazy smile, fingers rubbing along your folds once more.

“Y’gonna give me another one right, doll?” he says so slowly, so low you swear it sounds like a growl. His head dips down, hot breath directly on your waiting pussy.

“M’not done yet.”

a/n: eheheHEHEHEHE. Thank you for sending that in, anon. I am now dipping and swimming in a pool of holy water. TOGAME THE EATER TOGAME THE EATEEEERRRRR 🗣️🗣️

[atelierlili]

“Appalachia is 90% white”

“Katniss is only described as olive skinned, that like so many Europeans”

“Prim’s blonde, that’s weird for a biracial person.”

Bitch shut the fuck you and just say your racist ass doesn’t accept that the Seam are stand in for minority races. Having two pasty ass group of people with different hair colours isn’t going make anyone notice or analyze the class divide between the Seam and Merchants. I fucking hate the movies for white washing Haymitch and Katniss because their Seam backgrounds are exactly why they understand each other. They have their own small culture and identity from the merchants.

It also visually shows how Peeta and her mother are outsiders. It’s important. It matters!!!!

And I get why Katniss and Haymitch were white back when the movies first came out, but times have fucking changed and I want the representation that existed in the books from the beginning.

Second of all, you can be biracial and have blonde hair as long as both parents have the fucking gene. 12 is small as shit, people get around and cross townlines from time to time. Shut the fuck up.

I fucking hate it here.

[kcrossvine-art]

Heya folks! Its been a bit, food insecurity is a bitch, but today on the quest of cooking our way through Lord of the Rings we're gonna be making a dish exclusively mentioned in the 2007 MMO-

We will be making a Rohan Pasty! 

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes into a Rohans Pasty?” YOU MIGHT ASKBasics. Meat n potatoes of your meat-in-dough food. .

All-purpose flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vegetable oil

Olive oil

Ground beef

Garlic salt

Ground cumin

Chili powder

Dried oregano

Waxy potato

Garlic

White onion

Egg

"A delicious local pastry filled with beef and potatoes."- LOTRO Rohan is a kingdom of humans in middle-earth, and the description point towards a cornish pasty (yes, pasty not pastry). Oddly enough the image is more of an empanada but you win some you lose some. This heritage informs much of the shape and ingredients of this dish, however we're opting to cook most of the ingredients before adding them in, contrary to going in raw as a cornish pasty calls for. I chose to deviate here because cooking beforehand allows more seasoning to be crammed in. The english hate seasoning.

AND, “what does a Rohans Pasty taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

Tastes like the best pot pie youve had, less soggy

Excellent for an after-rugby/martial arts/soccer dinner

The potatoes are foundational

Despite needing the least work

Pasta salad (cucumber, olives, pepperocini) would pair well as a side

And would also pair well with beer

This meal bears the gold star sticker of not having any major issues! Hooray! Maybe its increased comfortability in the kitchen, or maybe its because of how very simple this one is. Chopped roasted bell pepper might be good in the filling in the future.

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Get the dough ready ahead of time- its mentioned in the recipe below but i also wanted to say a foreword here that it needs to sit in the fridge for a few hours. Just so ya dont get everything out and realise itd take too long for dinner tonight. Speaking of dough, i feel like it could have more flavor added to it. Its bland and although its not part of the tradition of the meal its based off of, cornish meat pasty, it might be nice to add some spices like cumin or black pepper to the flour. 

The meal reheats perfect- wrap in papertowl and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds per pasty.

When picking your potatoes make sure theyre "new" potatoes (baby ones) or whichever potato with the least amount of starch you can get. Its important for it to cook inside the pasty that it not have too much lest it get Mushy Bad.

Another thing about its real-life inspo; Cornish pastys were workers food, stuff you could carry into the mines, stuff thatd reheat well. You could hold the crust with your dirty hands and throw it away once you ate the rest. I always feel partial to these foods. Although I'd still eat the dirty crust.

This recipe earns a solid 8/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) 

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Dough Ingredients:

370g all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking powder

74g vegetable oil

240g warm water

Filling Ingredients:

2 tablespoons(ish) olive oil

1 pound ground beef

2 tablespoons tomato paste

Garlic salt to taste

Ground cumin to taste

Chili powder to taste

Dried oregano to taste

5 cloves garlic, minced

1 white onion, diced

Method:

Combine flour, salt and baking powder.

Add oil and water into mixer with dough hook running at medium speed. Mix for 1 minute, stopping several times to scrape the sides of the bowl.

When mixture comes together and begins to form a ball, decrease mixing speed to low. Continue to mix just until dough is smooth.

Take the dough ball, safely wrap it, and transfer to fridge. Let sit for at minimum 2 hours.

For the meat, get a large skillet, and add some olive oil over medium heat. Add the ground beef and garlic salt, cook until the beef is cooked completely.

Drain the beef and set aside.

In the same pan, add the garlic, onions, cumin, chili powder, oregano, and salt.

Cook until the onions are softened but not brown, 10 to 15 minutes. Re-add the beef and cook over low heat for about 5 more minutes.

Back to the dough, transfer dough from fridge to well-floured work surface. Roll into log and divide into 10 equal portions. 

Preheat oven to 350f.

Form each piece into a ball and flatten each with a rolling pin.

Add a layer of diced potatos down the middle of the pastys. Add the meat filling to each. Fold the sides of the dough up to seal on top in the middle.

Gently turn the pasty on its side and crimp the edge, alternating a braid pattern. Use knife to cut an "X" shaped slit in the top. Repeat for each pasty.

Place the pastys on a greased baking sheet. Lightly coat each pasty with an eggwash using a basting brush.

Cook for about 50 minutes, or until golden brown, and let cool!

[olderthannetfic]

On the vitiligo thing- I'm a pasty white bitch and I have vitiligo speckles AND cafr au lait spots (sometimes ppl call it Reverse Vitiligo bc it makes darker spots, at least on white/pale ppl). I have been told point blank that I "can't" have vitiligo or anything *like* vitiligo because I'm white and pale. Like ????? It's a skin condition. Anyone can get it. It's like saying POC with darker skin can't get sunburns or sun spots bc of their darker skin. Just pure stupidity.

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[enmuswife3]

Maybe its a Blessing in Disguise

Jacob x werewolf!Reader

reader moves from LA to Forks in order to reconnect with her old family friend Bella Swan and meets Jacob.

Reader is slightly Afro Latina coded I haven’t rlly said anything about reader’s hair tho so maybe just Latina, also speaks Spanish and incorporates it into random sentences but only if she knows the other person can understand it, reader wears a black juicy tracksuit and chunky sandals bc I said so Jacob does not know that reader is a werewolf reader and is in a pack ill add more as i write

Bruh he is SO FOINE GRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF

I yawned as I drove to my best friend's house after hearing that her pasty-faced boyfriend had broken up with her. “Bells! vine tan pronto como pude!” I said barging into the house and the young girl's room. I walked in and saw her crying in her bed “Okay pause those sheets are so tacky what the hell” I said carefully sitting down and taking her in my arms letting her cry into my velvety tracksuit. “let's get you better amor” i said kissing the top of her head and helping her stand up. I got her into the shower, washed her face, and put her back to bed as it was already 10:00.

I woke her up bright and early and got her into the bathroom to do something to her face and hair you know to bring that Arizonan girl out and honestly, it worked wonderfully. I put on another tracksuit this time it's dark green and I give Bella a matching one “Tan guapa” I complimented her smiling softly seeing her face turn red alright let go I say grabbing my keys “Wait you driving?” Bella asked “yea silly it’s a sports car though so prepárate,” I said stepping outside and unlocking my Dodge Charger and turning it on making the engine rev like crazy. I smiled as I headed towards the school that I recently enrolled in.

I pulled into a parking spot seeing all the different people including some of Bella’s acquaintances that she showed me a picture of. I stepped out of the car looking around seeing her pasty faced ex-boyfriend through my shades looking right at me, I smirked slightly walking over and opening the door for Bella and helping her out. I chuckled seeing her stumble due to me going 30 over the speed limit. She put her arm around my waist covering up my back tattoo i did the same as we walked through the parking lot ignoring the stares. Thankfully i was able to get all of my classes with Bella so we walked to class together.

Time Skip

It was the end of the day and me and Bella were walking outside and to my car just to find a bunch of random people standing around my car “watch this” i snickered as i pressed the automatic on button and watched as the people jumped and yelped by me turning on the car. I open the door and get in and so does Bella i peered into the mirror seeing the Cullens staring at my car “they stare a whole lot” i said raising my eyebrows. I drove out of the parking lot “ hey can you take me to this place my friend wants to hang out” Bella said “sure”.

We made it to this guy named Billy’s house and when you pulled up several shirtless dudes where sitting on the front deck. I got out and immediately smelled like there were other werewolves and i guess they could smell me too because they immediately turned in my direction. “Guys this is y/n l/n” Bella hesitantly introduced me i smiled politely at the boys “well I’m Seth that’s Quill, Embry, and Jacob” the boy said smiling sweetly “n/n wanna come with us to La Push there’s gonna be a bonfire” Bella asked “uh sure i wont stay too long though a bitch needs her sleep or we wont make it to school tomorrow” i laughed “ well I’m gonna go home i need a shower” i sighed pressing the automatic button on my car key turning up the car making the engine rev. I walked to my car “you stayin’ right?” I looked at Bella as i opened the door, she nodded a few times and i got in my car and sped off.

Bella’s POV

I watched as my friend sped away in her car “soo where’s she from? I know she wasn’t born here” Quil asked “Yeah she’s from LA” I responded as I sat down next to Jacob “What’s LA?” Jacob asked with a raised eyebrow “LA stands for Los Angeles it's in California” I said leaning back and pulling out my phone to text y/n the time she can come back and where. Jacob leaned his head to the side to see what I was doing “So this y/n girl…is she single?” Quil asked as he leaned back in his chair licking his lips “Surprisingly yes” I said “Honestly I don’t even know how or why she’s single I guess the boys in California didn’t catch her attention” I shrugged.

“Are you all ready? And do we have everything we need?” Jacob called out as he finished loading the supplies into his truck “Yeah we’re ready” I called out getting into the passenger seat and the other boys got into the back seat. I dialed y/n’s number and waited for her to answer” Hello?” She answered, “Hey we’re on our way to La Push where are you now?” “Umm I’m at a shopping center right now getting Auntie Annie’s” she answered “Oooh get me a pretzel please,” I asked “ está bien I’m about to leave now no estoy muy lejos” “Okay bye” “Peace”. I hung up the phone “Was she speaking Spanish?” Seth asked “yea it’s her first language” I said looking out the window as the trees turned into cliffs and this cliff turned into the beach. It was slightly crowded but I wasn’t bothered by that. The bonfire was set up and I was waiting patiently for y/n to come with my delicious pretzel.

Y/n’s POV

I pulled into the parking lot and looked around before I got out holding Bella’s pretzel and a lemonade in my other hand I walked towards the bonfire which was actual a long distance away so I started sipping on my frosted lemonade. The soft light of the fire grew larger as I neared I scanned for a spot to sit at and slightly tensed up seeing that the only spot open was by that Jacob guy. No I don’t hate him or anything he’s actually very attractive in fact he looks like he was sculpted by a god or something. And ohh don’t get me started on his eyes and the way his brows furrow- that’s enough rambling for one day I thought to myself. I saw Bella get up happily scurrying towards me grabbing the pretzel and taking a bite happily. “Oh um there aren’t anymore seats by me so I guess you’ll have to sit with Jay” Bella said looking around “oh okay” I said sitting down on the bench by the young boy.

Time Skip

Everyone was laughing and enjoying their time Jacob and I grew silent but I could feel his eyes on me. Bella and the 3 other boys were talking and laughing but I kind of just zoned them out by playing a random game on my phone. “So y/n how’s the weather there in California?” Jacob asked as he sat up straight “extremely hot I can say that” I laughed breathlessly “so do you like it over here more?” I grew silent for a moment looking back at Bella and the others joking around “I guess you could say that though I do miss my family” I smiled softly looking back at Jacob. I could see a slight hint of red in his cheeks but I dared not to say anything about it. “Alright y/n I’m ready to go” Bella said getting up “okay” I said getting up “it was nice meeting you all” I said softly walking over to Bella and turning around. “Yeah it was nice meeting you” Seth said as the others nodded in agreement I softly smiled and turned around to see Bella already walking off I smacked my lips jogging after her.

We had finally made it to my car and we got in and I drove away “soo Jacob huh~ think he’s cute?” Bella asked teasingly and laughed when I blushed “I think he’s really into you y/n~” she laughed “I should set you two up” I laughed nervously “I mean I wouldn’t be complaining he is cute” I said as I pulled into the driveway and got out the car. “Oh by the way me and Edward are okay now I guess but I don’t know if we’re back together yet, also prom is Friday night and I think you should come” Bella said as we walked into the house “okay but I don’t trust that pasty-face bastard, and yea we can go to prom can you come dress shopping with me?” I asked “sure”.

“Alright goodnight Bells” I yawned as I walked to my room, I laid down and called my mom as it was only 8:00 where she was “hi momma” I spoke sweetly “hi my sweet baby how is mare you doing?” My mother cooed “ah I’m alright schools pretty nice here and I love the weather” I gushed “that’s good sweetie now have you met anyone? Any boys?” My mother asked slyly. I chuckled nervously “there’s this one boy but when I first met him I got a whiff of that wet dog smell so I think he’s one of us including his friends or should I say pack” I whispered “another pack? Well I’m not surprised. You haven’t come across any of those cold ones have you?” She asked “unfortunately yes, I have and I think Bella has a relation shit with one of them” I sighed “god well if you need any help let out a howl and your siblings will be there in a bling of an eye” “I will momma, I’m going to go to sleep now okay?” “Alright love call me if you need anything alright? Bye now” I hung up the phone and placed it on my nightstand and rolled over to look at the ceiling. I waited for a few minutes just in case then I softly closed my eyes.

I was woken up by my 5:00 alarm and got up with a groan. I quickly got ready and headed downstairs just to see Bella introducing her so called “boyfriend” to Charlie “good morning Charlie!” I say walking up to the chief giving him a big hug somehow he was still taller than me “mornin’” he huffed “y/n this is Edward” Bella said “hi.uh nice to meet you” I said looking him up and down questionably. “It’s nice to meet you too I’m about to take Bella to play baseball ball with my family would you like to join?” The pale-faced man smiled “I’ll go if Bells wants me to” I stated as I turned to the girl raising my eyebrow. “Yeah you should come but take your car so I can have a ride home,” Bella said smiling “Okay. “

“Y/n, I trust that you’ll keep Bella safe and not let any harm come to her correct?” Charlie asked sternly but I could see right through him “She won’t get into any type of danger as long as I’m breathing” I said with a glint in my eyes. “She’s safe with me,” I said holding up my hands and retracted my claws smiling. Charlie nodded and walked off to get ready for work Bella and her boyfriend were already outside I sipped on some water and pressed the button to turn on my car “I’ll follow you guys or you could just tell me the location so I can speed how I’d like to” I said looking at Edward “I think it’d be best if you followed since I don’t know where we’re going” “erm okay I guess” I shrugged walking to my car.

The car ride there was pretty long but I understand what Edward meant by him not even knowing where we were going himself because there were three other cars in front of him at last we finally made it to the destination three women got out of one car and three men came out of theirs I opened my door and got out and walked next to Bella and rested my elbow on her shoulder. “Y/n this is Alice, Rosalie, and Esme” “Hi y/n I’ve seen you in the halls but I was too nervous to come up to you,” Alice said chuckling nervously “I know right? When I first met her she looked like she wanted to fight me but she’s a sweetheart really” Bella smiled “Looks like it” Rosalie said eyeing me up and down. I heard a twig snap and immediately turned my head to see who it was kind of surprising the three women.

After I was introduced to everyone the game had finally begun and I could tell that they were very serious about the game. I stood at one of the bases and looked to my side seeing Bella at another one then all of a sudden she caught the ball and threw it at me and I could see in the corner of my eye Rosalie running towards me using her super speed I caught the ball just before she could slide to the base “you're out.” I said looking down at her. She stood up immediately and let out a growl as if she were trying to scare me I raised my eyebrow tilted my head and watched her stomp away.

“Stop!” Alice yelled everyone walked to her “Someone’s coming”

Yall i was so excited writing this yall do not knowww anywho not rlly proof read i just used Grammarly to correct sum stuff so if it sounds weird it’s that😓🙏

[thenixkat]

i was going to refrain from it for awhile but since folks ruined my whole funky flow twice now I might as well.

Someone remind me around 5:30/6 pm whenever i actually get back home from work to elaborate on shit cause I do have shit to say on

Low facial diversity

Slavery

Fatphobia

Pasty bitch overload

In Dungeon Meshi

Cause like while I really do like Dungeon Meshi that doesn't mean I didn't notice shit

[jpmarvel90]

We all have scars

Masterlist Nat Masterlist

Relationship: Natasha x Reader

Summary: Y/n is reluctant to join the avengers when they have a day off by the pool.

Word Count: 2048

Y/N’s POV:  

It was a rare day that all of the Avengers had a day off. No missions, no training, no paperwork. The team were sat having breakfast when Tony suggested having a team day by the pool. One of the benefits of having a billionaire funding the Avengers was the pool that was built at the compound. It was a beautiful day making it the perfect choice for the team to chill and enjoy the day relaxing.  

Now normally I would be so excited to spend the day relaxing, but I was nervous. The thought of being in a bikini around the rest of the team worried me. See I had scars from my time as a Hydra prisoner. Each scar a reminder of the torture they put me through. After the team saved me from my ultimate fate, I never really spoke of the things that had happened to me. Not even to my best friends Nat and Wanda.  

While the rest of the team rushed off to get ready for our pool day, I stayed behind to clear up the breakfast mess, prolonging the time before I would have to face the inevitable. Whilst lost in my thought Wanda joined me at the sink. “Want me to dry?” She asked picking up the tea towel to start on the dishes. I nodded and we stood in silence whilst we worked. I could feel Wanda glance over to me every now and then as if she wanted to ask something. “You going to ask the question you seem desperate to ask or are you just flirting with me?” I joked splashing a bit of water in her direction. She giggled whilst putting the final glass away.  

“Ew yuck,” She giggled before her face turned more serious. “Are you ok? You seem lost in thought this morning. Is it Nat?” I turned abruptly away from the sink looking around to make sure no one else was around. “Wanda! You can’t just bring that up in a public space. What if someone heard or Nat was here?” She smirked at my panic. “Well, is it? Are you planning on telling her your feelings anytime soon?” She asked. “Wanda, it’s not Nat. I’m fine. And no, I’ve told you before, she doesn’t feel the same way. Now we better go get ready, you look like you need the sun, you’re a little pasty there Wands” I tease walking out to my room laughing before she has time to react but I’m still able to here “I’m not pasty you little bitch”.  

Once I’m ready I grab my bag and throw in a towel, my headphones and a book ready to the day. I put on my kaftan and tie it around my waste covering up my body and more importantly my scars. Once I reach the pool everyone is already there, Tony and Steve were in a deep conversation whilst dangling their feet in the water. Wanda and Peter were sat playing a card game, which I’m assuming Wanda is winning by the look on Peter’s face, and Bruce was sat with Nat both on their sun loungers. 

Nat looked breath taking. In a black bikini which complimented her body perfectly, her skin glimmered in the sun. Luckily, I was able to hide my gaze behind my sun glasses, but I was very aware of the look Wanda was giving me. I knew she wasn’t going to make today easy for me. “Y/N/N, here I saved you a bed.” Nat shouted whilst pointing at the empty lounger next to her. I made my way over greeting the others as I passed, laughing as Peter sulked losing another game to Wanda.  

I get comfortable and grab my book out to enjoy the sun, enjoying my spot next to the woman I was slowly falling for. “Here, want a beer?” Nat had leant over after grabbing a bud from the cool box she had next to her bed. “Thanks, someone was prepared” I said taking the beer and taking a sip. Ah, the cool liquid running down my through hit the spot perfectly. I smiled and returned to my book.  

A few hours later and a very intense game of water volleyball was taking place. Tony, Peter and Bruce against Steve, Wanda and Nat. It was very entertaining to watch. Tony and Peter were not good losers and every point they lost resulted in some insult be shared between the two. “Hey Y/N, come take my place. I need a drink and we need to beat these losers.” Wanda said turning to me in the pool. “I’m good watching thanks” I say nervous about having to take my kaftan off. “Oh come on Y/N/N, join us. It’s fun!” Nat pouted as she called out to me.  

“She’s obviously scared to lose, can you even swim Y/N?” Tony chuckled trying to goad me to joining. I can’t lie, it’s working. “ok give me a minute to finish this chapter.” I say hoping they might let me off. “Sounds good. We’ll take a 10 minute break and then we’ll finish beating your ass!” Nat said authoritatively splashing water at Tony as she left.  

Wanda walks over with a slight frown on her face as I awkwardly fiddle on the tie of my kaftan. “What’s up Y/N? Is Tony right? You can swim right?” I laugh at the insinuation. “Of course I can swim.” She looks around and sits on the end of my lounger. “You know you can talk to me right?” I slowly nod and look up meeting her emerald eyes. “I-I’m scared to take my kaftan off.” I pause seeing a confused look on her face. “I uh, have some scars that I’ve not really talked about before.” I look down and return to fiddling with the tie. I feel her hand squeeze mine encouraging me to look up. “We all have scars Y/N. No one here is going to judge you. I won’t lie, I wish you would talk to me about something that hurt you, but none of us are going to push you.” I smile and before I can respond Tony is shout at me to join them, the others already in the pool.  

I take a deep breath and stand up, I hesitantly undo my kaftan and quickly make my way into the pool. As I walk over I can feel their eyes boring into me. Nat is fixated on me and I can’t help but start to try and cover up. I make eye contact with Tony and he gives me a sympathetic smile before throwing the ball at Nat’s head. “Creeper, your serve” he shouts turning to get in position.  

Nat’s POV: 

Y/N had seemed a little off today. It’s been a busy few weeks with missions and training but today it felt different. She didn’t seem to want to join in with us and had sat reading her book for most of the early afternoon. I noticed that Wanda had gone over to speak with her after we convinced her to join us. When Wanda reached over and squeezed her hand, I felt a pang of jealousy. I knew nothing was going on between the two of them, but I wanted Y/N to be touching me, confiding in me.  

Y/N was my best friend and recently I’ve started developing feelings for her. She is funny and intelligent, whilst being one of the most caring people I’ve met. On top of that, she’s a bad ass in the field. Being a trained assassin has its perks and I’m pretty sure I’ve been able to hide my feelings for her from everyone. But recently it’s become harder to resist pulling her in to a kiss and telling her how I feel.  

Tony shouts out to Y/N to get the game going again and I notice that she seems nervous. As she takes off her kaftan I can’t help but stare. Her body is perfect, her tanned skin, complimented by her yellow bikini. Her hips swaying as she walks over. I’m very aware now that I’m staring but I just can’t seem to stop. It’s not until she gets closer that I notice some scars on her torso. I didn’t know she had them, but I had never seen her like this before. Wait, was that why she was nervous? I realise that she has started to try and hide her body with her arms. I wish she wouldn’t do that, she’s beautiful! Suddenly I felt a ball hit me on the head. “Creeper, your serve”. I shoot my head around and give Tony a death stare which I soften when he gives me a stern look. Shit, did he think I was staring at her scars. If he thinks that, does Y/N? I turn and give Y/N a big grin, “Ready to finish these losers off?” I asked causing her to laugh. “Bring it” she said and we carried on.  

About an hour later we had finished and we had convincingly beat Tony, Peter and Bruce. Safe to say Tony was not happy. “I get Y/N on my team next time!” he moaned. Whilst the others got out the pool I grabbed Y/N’s arm to stop her. “Hey, Y/N can we talk quicky.” I noticed her cheeks blush slightly which made me smile. “Sure Nat, what’s up?” I gently pull her to the other side of the pool away from the others.   

She smiles and meets my eyes and I can feel my heart flutter slightly. “Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I, um, I wasn’t staring earlier. Well I was but not at uh, you know….” God I’m messing this up. “Nat you’re rambling, it’s fine I get it.” As her eyes drop I can’t help but feel guilty. Come on Nat, get your shit together! 

I put my fingers under her chin and lift her head to meet my gaze. “Y/N, let me try again. Yes I was staring but I was starting at you and uh more specifically your body. Not your scars.  I know that sounds creepy, but I like you Y/N. Really like you, I’m just no good at being open with my feelings.” Y/N cheeks flushed with a dark red and she gave an awkward chuckle. “It’s totally fine if you don’t feel the same, I just didn’t want you to think that I was judging your scars.” I feel her take my hands under the water. “You don’t know how happy I am to hear that. I really like you too.” I can’t stop the wide smile appear on my face.  

“Can I kiss you?” I ask pushing a wet strand of hair off her face. “You better.” I pull her closer and put my hands around her neck as she wraps her arms around my waist. I lean in and lock our lips together pulling her closer into a deep and passionate kiss. “Took you both long enough!” Wanda yelled whilst the others started laughing. Pulling away I look at her beautiful face. Taking in every detail.  

“You never need to hide yourself from me. You’re beautiful and your scars are part of you and your story. I know you probably don’t want to talk about it, but when you’re ready, I want to hear the story behind all of them. I want to know everything about you.” In response she pulls me back into a passionate kiss wrapping her hands in my hair. I swipe my tongue across her bottom lip asking for access which she quickly grants letting off a quite moan in my mouth. Losing awareness of where we are, we’re quickly pulled back to reality by Tony. “Get a room lovebirds! No sex in my pool!” I laugh pulling Y/N closer. Whispering in her ear. “He makes a good point. Want to join me?” She lets out a giggle but husks in response “couldn’t think of anything I’d rather do right now. Though I definitely want to break that rule someday.” Wow that was hot. I grab her hand, intertwining our fingers whilst directing her back to my room where I planned to show her how much I loved her body. 

[rockscanfly]

not gonna go in the tag, but genuinely i just want all the comics-YJ people who want that version of YJ to get rebooted into a cartoon over cartoon YJ getting another season to just. like. ONE time, just for fun, throw a single non-white character into their little dream cast.

like sorry not sorry but OG YJ is an all white cast in terms of the popular characters anyone gives a shit about and uh. greg weisman introduced a black dude and an Asian gal as part of the core characters in the cartoon for a REASON. Shit was pasty. Vanilla on vanilla.

Also? all this jacking off over tim and kon getting together for the gay rep? we already have a gay on our end, thanks, and his wasn't a retroactive re-write. its cool that tim drake is bi now but A. kaldur did it first and B. was always written that way.

the least they could do is throw jackson in when they do their little posts and bitch about wanting OG YJ back and how much they dislike cartoon YJ. But. not even THAT level of effort. tasteless, lazy, thank god none of them make programming decisions.

[atopvisenyashill]

To not clogging the thread: Vaemond Velayron deserved to be feed to a dragon and his Slient Five got off lightly just losing their tongues.

1) Apparently they only 'notice' the bastardy of the three boys after Laenor died.

2) After Harwin died.

3)And Laena died, but apparently her twins are unworthy of Driftmark do to lack of the dick but not of birth.

4)This feeds directly into treason against the king and into the political schemes of the Greens.

5)The toddler betrothals basically made the issue mute because /Laenor and Laena/ made them.

6) Also book!Rhaenys was a brunette and show!Rhaenys white, unless someone wants to colorcode every other family by paternity and paint color I will die on this hill.

I mean look at Jennifer Beals (Flashdance) and Mel B (Spicegirls) who are both biracial.

Also the entire mystery of the main series was a brunette man can't have light hair colored children. Ever. No one looks like grandma.

*Pulls out four of the five Stark kids have red hair and blue eyes. Rhaenys the Queen that Never Was had a Baratheon mother. Jon and Rhaenys both look like their mothers. Woah.)

i didn’t wanna be like “AND MAYBE IF THE SILENT FIVE WERENT DUMB BITCHES THEY WOULDNT HAVE DIED” bc yeah it was getting long but lmaooooo EXACTLY.

like, beyond the fact that i just have a very hard time taking any sort of "but they're bastards" argument seriously (that goes for ned too, and i've whacked him for it but WHY exactly does joffrey's behavior become worse knowing he's a bastard? hmmmmmm???) but it's like. so you've had an issue with this for years, and either brought it up to corlys/laenor who told you to suck shit, or never brought it up to the head of your house OR his heir and decided to kick it STRAIGHT up to the king. the king whose daughter you are accusing of treason. why do you think this is gonna end well? the fact that viserys didn't straight up execute them is crazy.

"oh well she's stealing-" no, she's actually not because as you say, laenor & laena engage their kids and baela and rhaena come before vaemond's line. if they had like an actual problem they would have gone to corlys before he was dying not after. they would have said something right after laenor dies. they wait years. yeah yeah torture is bad and murder is bad but they're no different than renly, vainly grasping at power when they think they see an opening. and just like renly, they play the game of thrones, and they lose. if you don't want to lose, maybe be smarter about it!

and yeah these are my go to "mixed but they look white as hell"

First is Cameron Boyce, he had a black dad and a jewish mom, those are his parents and sister. People love to pretend like they don't know he's black and "oh well he looks white so" he did an entire bit on disney channel explaining who the clinton 12 were because his grandma is jo ann boyce. if you're trying to make the argument that the beloved grandson of one of the first schools to desegregate aftr brown v board isn't black just bc he's pasty, like, what are you even fucking doing lol. the other two are kj apa. he's another actor people love to pretend is white but like. first of all look at his sister - they clearly look alike while she also "looks samoan" and his dad is the same as his sister. his dad is a tribal chief. the tattoos he has are sacred. just because people are insane about blood quantum in the usa doesn't mean that race and ethnicity isn't more complicated than that and calling the son of a matai a white boy simply because they made him dye his hair red and covered up his tattoos for a few roles doesn't actually make him suddenly non samoan.

people kinda do this with the dragon twins too like "oh well they shouldn't look so visibly black they only have one one black grandparent" BEHOLD ANOTHER ACTRESS WITH ONLY ONE BLACK GRANDPARENT

like can we be serious lol. can we please be serious.

[celeztias]

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐘: 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐒☆༄

part 2 : astrids library

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄:

Luffy : monkey d. luffy + biting | in love with luffy | luffy discovering oral sex | possesive | ditch your bitch | a little jealousy | luffy+riding | luffy+mating press | pussydrunk | camboy | captain’s favorite | somno

Zoro : video vixen | he makes you hold his sword while.... | 25 days | receiving | 25 days (pt2) | commitment issues | tease

Robin: publix sex with robin | sex toys | x reader | her gardener

Nami: mommy's income | sex toys

Sanji: V. Sanji + French Dirty Talk | why him? | kitchen activities | tiptoe

Multiple : Telling Them: “I Touch Myself When I Think About You” | what they like | one piece modern au nsfw headcanons | when you gonna give it to me | Edging Monster Trio + Kidd | a dumb slut | sound on | multiple one piece men | monster trio+foursome | got that magic touch | pasties | faked it

Ace: rockstar

Law: sports au

Shanks: s/o hcs |

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍:

yae miko: mommy kink

kaeya: obedience test | oh sweet captain

childe: obedience test

xiao: im trying! | christmas gift | good kitty

scaramouche: not done yet

thoma: househusband

ayato: fake dating

the genshin characters headcanons: sound on | roomies

𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑

jake sully: seek and destroy | wanna fuck your brains out | tell me what you want | stop running away | like real people do | nsfw visuals | sub hcs | manhandling | hair pulling | xbimbo

poly with jake and neytiri: headcanons

tonowari: sex pollen

ronal: corruption

𝐉𝐉𝐊

multiple: roomies | ride with me

gojo: just apologize | pay for my love | sugar stream | on the ground + nanami

nanami: recovery | tell me about it | on the ground + gojo

toji: fresh out the shower | mafia | fill me up | nelson | toji hcs | sugar daddy

𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎

kakashi: exclusive

𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊

multiple: car sex with the blue lock characters | sound on

nagi: needy nagi | truth or dare

reo: bully to lover

𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘 “𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓“

jealousy | sub simon | too quick | pegged | hallowed by your hands | sweet soldier | piercing

[nebulaleaf]

What color would u say Akira’s eyes are? I see a lot of people say gray and I’ve also seen red, but I always thought they were a dark brown

You’re starting a cult around him so I figured you’d have an opinion

ok 1) not starting a cult that's just an in-joke making fun of a silly anon i got. 2) yes i do have an opinion. but also ...... FACTS !!! I usually go grey as the normal default but I understand the confusion. Official artworks for merchandise range from black to a light blue 😭. Lets take a trip down model / reference lane, shall we? First up: P5D!

We'll rope P5 / P5R into this too, because it's the same colour. Akira's eyes appear this shade... almost always! The metaverse, the real world... grey as graphite. Ah, but "almost! almost!?" you cry! Yes, yes. There's one exception.

Recall the persona awakening scene. Recall *all* of them, actually. All persona users have their eyes turn yellow when tearing their mask off.

This holds true for their models as well! For a few frames, during the summoning animation, their faces turn black and their eyes turn yellow. It's easier to see on some characters than others. (Others being joker. this took me SO long to scrub for.) Now, lets look at his sprites! So I guess we can call this part uh, Persona Q.A? (That's what these sprites are from, anyway...)

Now these eyes definitely look black! Honestly I think you could argue that the previous set were black too. On their own, they seem grey but the key thing to compare them with here is Akira's hair. They're both the same colour in the sprites and uh, that's definitely not grey hair. Now the anime! I won't be covering P5A: The Daybreakers because. Well. It'd just be more "Wow it's black. Now it's black again." P5A Is interesting because I swear to god his eyes were red when they were in mementos. but i must've imagined that???

That's just not a thing that happens! It's grey! The only exception is the... [shudders] All Out Attack. (Which also happens in P5:the game. forgot to mention that earlier; but it could be chalked up to mere aesthetic choice)

My assumption about red-eyes is at least partially true though. Nnnot in the sense that what I thought happened, happened, but more-so... Whenever Joker is depicted with red eyes, it's in his PT outfit. And like... only that outfit.

Mementos mission loves doing it. p5a does it. Artists do it. my BRAIN does it. Q2 also does it!! (hi all out attack. again)

other notable mentions for Doin' It Red While Being Joker are Akirby and the Official Jonker Nendo. Idk what that means but! Yeah

A few promo arts do the red-eyes thing like this original key art and multiple official illustrations for p5's release. I think it's just a fun aesthetics thing honestly. p5 is red. akira is from p5. slap some red on that bitch on him eye.

[ key art | strikers art | og p5 art ] So that solves that mystery. I think the idea of brown eyes either comes from being realistic (black eyes irl are just really really dark brown) op's colour palette ooooooooooor.... misunderstanding an official palette!

This is Q2's cut in graphic. The eyes look kind of brown, right? But it's mostly just a lighting thing. The face is darkened and the eye's colour is lightened to give that slick piercing-gaze-through-the-shadows effect.

(Q2 Akira is pretty pasty, as we can see here. the skintone matches the brightest highlight in the cut-in image.)

striker's sprites eyes look pretty brown too, but if you look at the hair and shadows, you can see it's because everything has a brown hue. we're doing black without doing black! (...except for the deepest shadows and lines, but cmon. if you put black on black its just gonna look like a big ol' blob.) this same effect is often used in many tribute artworks for p5 that aren't in the usual black/white/single colour style or crossover artwork because............ well it's basic colour theory. The only exception to the "rules" i've laid out here I have ever seen is the artwork done for Persora The Golden Best 5th Album artwork.

WHY ARE THEY BLUE. THAT'S WRONG. anyway. hoped this post helps you. my personal opinion is grey / silver if i wanna get all OOooh FANCY when writing a fic and waxing poetic and then yellow when summoning a persona or using some kind of spell in mementos. don't see brown in the slightest and red... yeah, i'll pass on having that be his default in mementos? maybe? idk i go back and forth on it lol. just get jiggy with it