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[buttercupdemise]

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

[flowergirlmiwa]

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

[oskidontle]

I mean...I like Smiling Friends. I like mermaids...It IS mermay...soooooo y'know-

Really stretching the definition of mermaid though, I mean, Glep still has legs so does it count? Debatable!

Anyway-

Here's some Aquatic Critters!

Surprisingly not the strangest piece of media I've ever made an AU for. :)

This mostly contains notes on what they do beforehand but, they all end up in an aquarium eventually and that's how they meet in this universe. (Get put on display you silly sea monkeys.)

[humming-fly]

Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[1tbls]

i really don't think harry being bi is supposed to be subtle or debatable at all. like, the interaction with the smoker on the balcony is hard to miss and pretty essential for the progression of the case. thus experiencing harry's bi awakening is hard to miss and pretty essential. i know there's some skill checks in there, but..... imo, the devs intended for it to be pretty blatant without spelling it out. and that's not even mentioning all of the other moments of harry's attraction to men shining through.

[ygodmyy20]

Spirit terumob cuddles for all your warm fuzzy needs.

[biblically-accurate-dca]

super disorganized sketch page because i do what i want

[brown-little-robin]

okay, I'm crowdsourcing advice for a minute, so bear with me and please lend some words if you have any:

I want to get out of the house more. Like, on a regular basis. Weekly, maybe. Preferably, I would like to be interacting with people—the same people—every time, for... like... accountability, but also because I am hoping to put myself out there as the 21st century's most neurotic platonic Casanova. Uh. Making a friend or more out of this would be desirable. But I think if I go out with the intention of making a friend, I will be disappointed.

So. I want to go do something, for that something's own sake. I don't want to go be fake once a week hoping to get a friend out of it.

However, the beautiful state of Iowa is a bit cultureless, and I am too introverted and easily overwhelmed for this world (e.g. going to bars is probably not gonna be my thing). So.... I guess.... any suggestions? opinions? thoughts on making friends in general, or finding good activities as an introverted adult, in general?

oh yeah, also: I am poor. that's a factor. so. signing up a class or similar is not a great option right now.

what the heck, I'll add a silly poll for fun:

[zishu-arts]

3 years ago today (2 days ago), i was banished (forced to update my phone).

i lost it all (IOS 17).

i want it back (photos app layout).

i want my honor (old photos app layout).

my throne (photos app before IOS 18).

i want my father (Apple) not to think i’m worthless (keep changing the layout of perfectly good apps).

[whalehouse1]

Me as a kid watching X-Men: It’s sad that Rogue can’t touch another person. Maybe she’ll be able to learn to turn off her power in the future?

Me as an adult watching X-Men: Rogue, you have lesbian mothers, grab some dental dams and start macking on Gambit. Also it’s not skin on skin but a gimp suit with a cutout and condom could save you so many worries. You have options, the kink community will help you find satisfaction.

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

for all the dramatics in my meta, i do think shanks could’ve very easily kept buggy satisfied & committing minimal war crimes as a member of his crew. just:

say you can’t go to laugh tale until you’ve met certain reasonable criteria, like “have a strong crew,” “acquire a ship that can handle new world weather,” or “stand toe-to-toe with whitebeard and live”

make a mildly homoerotic promise to meet those criteria… together

do the work to meet those criteria (through recruitment, training, etc.)

while you're level grinding, provide buggy with enrichment by way of Treasure Maps and supervised Treasure Hunts

supervised, ostensibly so the others can acquire any Underwater Treasure he may find, or to help buggy carry All The Treasure back to the ship, but actually to keep him from wandering into naval bases and getting arrested

[forestlovesyou]

I got hit by a huge wave of nostalgia and fell back into the Undertale rabbithole and I just couldn't resist the urge to make a Handplates skeleton lore accurate oc who I am pretty proud of ngl :] adawd

[kiwiplaetzchen]

bring back nurse nosy i daresay @ask-felix-aberg might need it.

So another Blondie has fallen ill

[canines-crown]

What's the strangest way you felt species euphoria?

Cause mine definitely happened today when my mom called me a "Frechdachs". That's German and it means "cheeky badger"

It's something you use to jokingly scald a child after they did a mild prank on you or said something well... Cheeky

I am, indeed, such a cheeky badger for narrating my mom's journey up a hill as if she were an animal in a nature documentary✨✨✨

[thebluestbluewords]

presenting: a totally objective and unbiased powerpoint

(I did present this to my friends irl, so if any of the slides are lacking just know that I should be screaming in the background.)

As a reminder, these movies were released between 2015-2019. We start in the era of skinny jeans and chunky boots, and go all the way up to athleisure and cottagecore. So this is gonna be a JOURNEY.

(in my defense, this next tier of looks isn’t stuff I hate, it’s just costumes that make me sad for the wasted potential and/or the unfortunate trends of the time)

And finally: costumes so bad that they make me want to strip the actors myself so I can redress them like barbie dolls