#make him dateable NOW /j

[dayshift-at-jules]

You should draw Ticket Jerry from dialtown :D

omw to make a joint bank account with him~

[the-demonus-aunt]

Which of the demon brothers and dateables do you think would be into hunting you (primal/fear kink)? Could you write some headcanons or thirsts for those you feel would be into it? 💖 Thank you! 💖

CN nsft. mentions of force and violence. mentions of blood. dead doves and stuff.

Sex with Beel is almost always primal. He doesn't consider it a kink, though. Just letting loose is how you enjoy yourself, no?

And I mean, Asmo's into anything really, especially if it turns you on.

Satan isn't into it - it reminds him too much of his sin.

Mammon will do it if you're into it, but honestly, it weirds him out a bit.

Diavolo has a dark side, so he might just enjoy some nice hunting trips.

Barbatos isn't particularly interested, but he will absolutely try it for you.

Solomon has tried it all. This one's not for him.

Some of them, however...some of them....

Belphie? A little bitch for humiliation and fear.

He's towering over you, bloodlust shimmering in his eyes. Frankly, he's too sleepy to hunt, but he'll keep his eyes open when he smells fear.

And the juiciest feeling of horror is pooling between your legs right now. If only he knew how much you craved this. Or did he...?

"Lowly little human. So small. So fragile. All the things I could do to you..." He slowly grabbed your wrist and dragged his teeth along the soft side of your underarm. The marks he left were a warning. A promise.

You whimper as he reaches that soft spot right before your hand and bites down hard until metal fills his greedy mouth. Belphie moans. "I'll devour you, sweet thing."

When he lifts his gaze back up to you, you hardly recognise the demon anymore. The eclipse that has taken over his irises is enough to send chills down your spine and a wet trail down your leg.

Levi, I think, doesn't have it in him to hunt, when it comes to you. But...

When the otaku told you about his kink, you felt that too familiar tingle. When he clarified, it was first replaced with confusion: He...wanted you...to hunt him?

If you're honest, you're usually rather submissive. And now you are supposed to take him?

When it finally happens, all doubts are abandoned. Replaced by the exhilarating feeling of his struggling limbs beneath you and the way his eyes widen until there's more white than orange.

As you ruthlessly sink down onto him, violently bopping up and down, dropping the lewdest, most uncontrolled noises, you can feel him twitch inside you.

This was it. You got him and now you're making him yours. Oh, the way he feels so deep inside you as you let loose. Oh, how his whimpers make you chase high after high.

I believe in Simeon's corruption kink more than I have ever believed in Jesus so...

"Did you think I'd be gentle, MC? Did you think I'd show mercy?" A cold, dead laugh falls out of the angel's mouth, as he pants from the hunt.

He's holding you down on the forest ground and already forcing himself into you. Pain and pleasure mix deliciously as he presses on, while you're still trying to gasp for air.

Oh how you had run and run and he still got you effortlessly. "How do I feel? Am I too much for you? Good." Simeon grunts.

"J- just right," you sigh as you welcome him in again and again.

"Is that so? Have I not been brutal enough, hm? I'll fix that right away." And just a second later, you drown in pain and love and terror.

Honestly? Being hunted by Lucifer is probably a bit like playing Slenderman.

You're not running. You're hiding, moving slowly in the dark. Never staying in one place too long, never neglecting to stay silent and sharp.

You'll fuck Mammon up so bad if you get out of this alive. Blaming you for his nonsense bc "he won't punish YOU". Yeah right. Now here you were, adrenaline making your veins feel rough and raw.

"Did you think, you could hide, love?" He has you pinned against a tree before you can react.

Your sobbing is only making him harder and he doesn't pause to fully undress you or himself before he slams into you, holding you against the tree bark.

It takes you two thrusts to melt into him, two more to grab his hips and urge him to go even harder.

"Fuck, love. Take me like the good girl you are. Yes, like that."

And between your clit rubbing against the clammy tree and his dick hitting that one spot over and over again and between his hands grabbing you harshly and his body warming yours, you fall apart.

[withered-blossoms]

➠LAY YOUR GAZE UPON ME: PROLOGUE

A/N: Banners by @cafekitsune. SPOILERS FOR GAME CONTENT. This is gonna be a series, so buckle up. Yes, this is a new writing style that I am experimenting with. Think of it as an experiment to see how patient my readers are, if you will. The chapters will be released in the sequence of the brothers’ birth orders. As for the dateables and finally the new undateables, I'll consider giving them their own chapters as well once I've familiarised myself with their character. As usual, if Luke's chapter is written, it will be strictly platonic. Anyways, enjoy the prologue!

What makes you think that the world is exactly how you see it?

What makes you so sure that the truth is composed of what your eyes send to your brain?

Dear little human, it will do you only good and no bad to remember that nothing is definite. Life is full of changes at every corner. Those seemingly set now may very well fade away later. Anything can turn into sand the moment your eyes land on another object.

This concept applies to fictional works as well. Who is to say that your favourite characters do not exist? How can you all, as measly humans, guarantee that a character is fictional?

Give it some thought, my precious little mortal. How do you know for sure that the characters you make up are not memories of loved ones from the past? Who can guarantee that the tragic backstories you “came up” with are not the tales that your beloved partner, romantic or platonic, divulged to you, perhaps under a starry night with the breeze gently brushing against your cheeks?

I suppose I should apologise for making you waste your time on the contemplation of such matters. As beings with a limited lifespan, it would most likely be better for you to bring those long-forgotten memories back to life once again, while you still have the chance to. Grant them, bless them, gift them, breathe life into them once more, so that they may live under your loving gaze.

Only in your memories will they truly live.

So boldly tell their tales. Spread the word, invest time into their “creation” and pen out the details personally.

Because this is the only way they can make you remember them again.

…….

Apologies become meaningless when they are spilled repeatedly from one’s lips. To make it up to you, let me direct your attention to the new game in the market. I’ll be sure to give you, my dear little lamb, an unforgettable tour. Think of this as a little gift from me for the time you wasted trying to understand my delusion.

Obey Me’s the name, and your memory’s the game.

Those advertisements with weird dialogues, game characters with characteristic hair colours and ridiculous “choices” certainly do ring a bell, don’t they? It makes me wonder why the developers choose that specific advertising style when the real gameplay is nothing of that sort. Or well, its quality is a lot higher.

God, even Solomon can’t give them reliable advice when to comes to humans huh? Where is Leviathan when we need him to roast the choices made by the others on the committee?

Come now little lamb. All you need to do is to push that download button and you’ll be able to see who I’m referring to again. You’ve got plenty of storage after all; it wouldn’t be wise to lie to my face now, would it?

So that’s what you do. Download the game, and immerse yourself in its plot. Weren’t expecting for “your vessel” to be kidn– invited and whisked away, pardon me, to Hell on the first episode now did you? Well, it would seem that the darling lamb does not have a choice, since you were summoned under the personal orders of the heir apparent after all. Just go along with the flow, won’t you? They won’t harm a single hair on your head. You have the word of the first-born, the Avatar of Pride, Lucifer, as he is named. Besides, you’re under the protection of Diavolo and by extension, Barbatos, steward of the Crown Prince who you will meet later on. Their names sound familiar? You must be imagining things; just ignore that feeling of déjà vu. The human mind can be incredibly deceitful after all, so see to it that you fall not for its traps.

As we go down memory lane the storylines, you are introduced to the brothers one-by-one. Some are currently present, some are not. Worry not though, eventually you’ll get to know them again. To sum it up for your sheepy brain, you’ll be living with the seven Lords of Hell, who serve the Crown Prince. We have Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor. Find it hard to remember? It’s alright, perhaps you’ve already known it before my introduction. You just have to dig a little deeper and –

Alright alright, I’ll take your word for it and stop squawking. After all, I’m just a little crow, what would this bird-brain know?

[coff-in]

Oh my god can that be my name? Devious Anon? <<<< I mean if you wanna kiss I'm not gonna say no.../j Also that's such a mood this game constantly invades my mind during working daytime hours, thank fuck I am done with finals sooo for now I have some time to fuck around :D Okok so first and foremost, I think the main reason Andrew might not kill baby sis reader is because he thinks she doesn't deserve to be dragged into their old sibling bullshit. Reader is still playing angel most of the time, so Andrew mostly thinks of her as innocent and she still has her whole life ahead of her! I like to think he would at least leave her some sort of message before he kills Ashley and them himself, but she doesn't take well to it because her siblings are dead and that was her whole life and now there's no life ahead of her! (This is compounded if Andrew was her favorite sibling and left the message behind because I think there's an extra layer here of "you'd die for Ashley but leave me behind, so clearly you care about her more than you care about me" and by god will she chase him to hell to terrorize him about this.) I WROTE THAT LINE BC ANDREW'S IN MY MIND WITHOUT RENT 24/7 LIKE AAAAA THIS MAN HAS NO RIGHT!! BEING!! SO DATEABLE!! Like hell I can't blame Ashley or Julia I just-rrrrghh. I read one of your past posts where you mentioned Andrew eating the reader out and all I can think of is him telling her that he'll take such good care of her and to relax when she wakes up to him eating her out first thing in the morning. Anyway. Ahem. Excuse me for that horny thought. If devious baby sis is left behind with the not-favorite sibling...I think she ultimately still loves both her siblings, just unbalanced, so she'll still stick around, but eventually the sibling will kind of realize that reader has lost her light. She can't joke around as much, she stops being a little shit, she's helpful and clings close and gives the sibling affection but there's some measure of distance unlike before (she probably also holds some hidden resentment towards the surviving sibling). This could ultimately go three ways—the surviving sibling eventually patches up with her and becomes her favorite sibling/or at least on equal grounds with the dead sibling (good ending), the surviving sibling goes off the rails as the realization that their baby sister no longer loves them (and maybe never did love them) the way they always thought she would (kinda bad ending bc I can see Andrew resigning himself to this, maybe thinking this is what he deserves, but for Ashley, this is another slap to the face because once again, not even her own little sister puts her first), or little sis reader eventually can't take it and kills herself (bad ending for sure bc I don't think Ashley or Andrew will be sticking around for long after that.)

notes from coff-in: AAAAAHHHHH DEVIOUS ANON DEVIOUS ANON WELCOME TO THE COFFIN!!!! im so happy to have you here! i was honestly refreshing tumblr on my phone waiting to see how'd you respond to my post im sorry!! tcoaal has been a daily in my life for a month now, like ive never been to attached to a piece of media this hard before (besides homestuck) ah anyway, your ask! my response!

[fem] reader-insert, [devious younger sister reader] continued, incest, NSFW, murder

andrew leaving a note for baby sis [reader] would fuck her up SOO MUCH, like holy fuck. this has gotten me thinking about how, what if, reader killed ashley for andrew? like classic yandere style stuff: [reader] sees ashley getting under andrew's skin and pushing his buttons and making him mad. when ashley goes to have her vision she sees [reader] chasing after her instead! "i don't know why you insist on pushing him so much, leyley. why can't you be a good girl like me and do as he says? hm? maybe it's cause you don't love him as much as i do... i'm pretty sure no one ever will really." i'm not the best with dialogue but like GGRRRRRRR I CAN SEE IT IN MY MIND

ashley would then have to worry about andrew leaving her AND her little sis possibly killing her! that's not even taking into accounts andrew's reaction to it since the visions always end after ashley dies... would he resent [reader] for killing ashley? would he kill her in turn and then himself? WHAT IF ASHLEY DEFENDED HERSELF AND KILLED [READER] IN THE VISION??? im really going into hyperdrive thinking all these thoughts

also never apologize for horny in my inbox, this whole blog is my excuse to write porn about me and the graves siblings (and now you guys too!! yay!!! :D) i saw it come up on the tcoaal subreddit that andrew would eat pussy and it just made so much sense in my head. i headcanon that andrew likes to eat pussy (idk if he's any good but he's eager to learn) and is an ass man. i mean he talks about ashley's fat ass in the motel room, and how he would slap her cheeks when climbing into their parent's house, AND THE SCENE WHERE HIS FINGERS ARE THROUGH ASHELY'S BELT LOOPS!!! god i can imagine his waking up baby sis [reader] with the most sloppiest head ever, rubbing her thighs and saying how he's "gonna be a good big brother and take care of you"

he's biting her inner thighs and sucking on her clit/dick (for all the lovely little sisters who have one) and just GRRRR ITS NOT FAIR HE'S NOT REAL!!! he tells her to "be a good girl and cum, cum in big brother's mouth" and i just... [reader]'s going to have to most intense orgasm ever because it's an absolute dream come true for her!!! probably passes out due to how hard she came... and it's only fair that she returns the favor when she wakes up, no? ;)

i can see the awkward and silent car rides with [reader] and her least/second favorite sibling. the empty space between that used to be filled with their bickering and laughs is just... quiet now. they ask her what's wrong and she just continues staring ahead of her until she lets out a silent, almost missable "i miss andrew/ashley..." i actually don't know how much more angst i can write until it becomes a full on oc/reader insert fic (man if only someone could write what they wanna see *looks in the mirror*)

ah... but thank you so much devious anon for adding ur brainworms to this blog, they have throughly burrowed their way into my head. and i dont want them to leave :) (*makes out sloppily with you*)

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coff-in

[aineryeo]

Lookism, South Korea — 갱단의 삶. » "The Gangster Life"

J-High School, Central Seoul. In South Korea, offer more than your soul.

Main Masterlist ; The Macrocosm

Warnings: Heavy Spoilers, Violence, NSFW.

*Most of these are going to be short, either one-shots or very few chapters because I still prioritize Marry Me First above all else but I'd like to work on other things every other time too. :-)

௹ Jake Kim (No. 1 Boss of Big Deal from Gangseo)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999): "On the very first day in Jerry Kwon's new school, he instantly falls for Ryang Sang-min, the girl of his dreams. The issue is that Sang-min is forbidden to date until her ill-tempered, completely un-dateable older sister (You) goes and dates someone too. In an attempt to solve his problem, Jerry singles out the only guy who might potentially be a match for Ryang (Name): His Senior and the person he can always rely on, Jake Kim."

*Set in a school environment & an alternate universe where Jake now attends J-High School, this includes the rest of the crew heads & Big Deal. There are no four major crews and no significant gang activity, but Jake is still renowned as Gapryong Kim's son. Sinu Han is also present.

௹ Johan Seong (God Dog of North River Gangbuk)

He's Just Not That Into You (2009): "The lives of these South Koreans overlap as they navigate the complexities and pitfalls of modern relationships as both friends and lovers." — You are tangled in a midst of blind dates and relationships only to be given the best advice you have ever received by a certain man who saw you in your woe after being dumped.

*Set in an alternate universe where the original cast lead relatively normal lives away from the gang life. Johan is sort of a playboy here! His mom is not sick, and his dad is not a deadbeat who is "in America", he's now still friends with Zack Lee and Mira Kim.

௹ Samuel Seo (Workers, 3rd & 4th Affiliate President | Former Big Deal)

W — Two Worlds Apart: In real life, Samuel Seo was just a drawing. You were one of the main artists in the team creating the webtoon alongside Taejun Pak, but after being pulled into the world of Lookism, you get entangled in the gang activity according to the plot... Which means you know exactly what will happen. Which also means... You are the most valuable person that Samuel can get a hold of. Or anyone, for that fact. But no one else has to know that but him.

௹ Kim Joon Goo (Goo Kim)

Bad and Crazy: The duo since the beginning was given a new team member to look after them after a certain circumstance. Two bads, and one crazy... Crazy because you think you could actually hold them both down.

௹ Park Jong Gun / Yamazaki Yuzuru (Gun Park)

Bad and Crazy: The duo since the beginning was given a new team member to look after them after a certain circumstance. Two bads, and one crazy... Crazy because you think you could actually hold them both down.

௹ Kuroda Ryuhei (Workers, 2nd Affiliate Director - Circus | Nomen)

She's Dating the Kagiroi!: In a desperate and stupid attempt to make Mitsuki Soma jealous as well as like him back, Ryuhei forces you to help him after you unknowingly messed up his "ultimate chance" with Mitsuki.

௹ Jace Park (No. 2 of Burn Knuckles, Central Seoul)

Can't Help Falling in Love: You are about to tie the knot with your handsome boyfriend, Choi Jong-in, as set by both your powerful families, but apparently, you're already married to... A complete stranger!?

௹ Euntae Lee (Vasco - Hero of Burn Knuckles, Central Seoul)

Way of the Househusband: It has been years since Euntae Lee, previously known as Hero Man: Vasco in his prime years, was involved in any gang activity. But his fame as the No. 1 of Burn Knuckles... or Leader of the Homeless... or Brekdak's Successor is not so easy to shake off after all...

௹ Eli Jang (Big Daddy - Hostel of Gangdong)

How I Eli Met Your Mother (2014): After Yenna's mom has passed, Eli has put all brakes on his love life. But this is the story of how Eli Jang fell in love again, finding his own "Big Mommy" — Something Warren Chae and Sally Park calls you for fun.

௹ DG / Dagyum Kang (James Lee)

W — Two Worlds Apart (DG Edition): In real life, DG a.k.a. James Lee in the past was just a drawing. You were one of the main artists in the team creating the webtoon alongside Taejun Pak, but after being pulled into the world of Lookism, you get entangled in the gang activity according to the plot... Which means you know exactly what will happen. The catch? Well, let's just say DG already met you way before he changed identities. And he's been looking for you ever since you've disappeared that day; to him, years. To you? A couple of days.

*This is set in a universe where instead of meeting Samuel Seo first, you meet DG instead. [Requested 📌]

Original Art Gallery: What you are visualized as + Scenes from the series with multiple characters (mostly from the characters listed above) !

10 Things I Hate About Jake Kim - Jake's outfits!

[torchvic]

fuck this *flicks my little magic wand* your obey me cast is all transgender. here are my personal headcanons for that (putting this under a read more because this is A LOT)

the brothers r first because i was thinking abt this for one billion hours:

asmo is genderfluid and i think he'd use she/he pronouns. (we could also argue bigender asmo because that'd be cool also)

he/they transmasc mammon. literally they/them'd in a call and i saw a transmasc mammon headcanon and i think abt it all the time now.

it's been discussed here before but levi is nonbinary transfem. she uses they/she pronouns and i will die on this hill. also uses some type of neopronouns. gamer girlfailure /j (might be femcel. idk it might be the amount of times they use "normie") (i'm in love with her)

belphie is too tired to give a shit about gender. he says "no" if asked. they/it/he maybe. probably uses star/starself neos too cuz that stuff rocks (agender belphie anyone???)

beel uses any pronouns and doesn't rly label his gender i don't think. never really gave it much thought probably but i don't think he cares. love them lots. :3

i don't think satan really cares about gender either BUT i think he could identify with catgender (he/cat pronouns (maybe more) he'd use cat-centric neopronouns this has to be canon)

nonbinary lucifer is canon on my SOUL. they use they/she/he pronouns because they can and will.

then we got the silly goober dateables + small child luke:

diavolo got that demiboy swag and once he discovers neopronouns it's gonna be awesome. he/they/prince pronouns (or any other royal-centric ones)

barbatos is agender. bro is a time master lord guy they do NOT give a shit. they/them and maybe it/its depending on the day

solomon uses them all. every single pronoun. they've lived so fucking long that they just said "fuck it" or something and claimed all of them. he made the genderfluid in his cauldron and promptly drank it. uses neos too but there's a lot that fit here. maybe it's all of them too. i do think xe/xem (and other variations) are used though because i said so

i don't know if angels have a concept of gender or not. they/he simeon though something about him is nonbinary af luv u simeon

i'm not sure for luke because he's like... 10... but again idk if angels really have the gender concept at all (probably not they're supernatural beings. they all are actually). might be a mainly he/him user but doesn't mind it when other pronouns are used. idk the gender because hes a child but maybe he'll figure it out later in life cuz rn he's worried about baking really good treats for michael

last but not least the characters they refuse to add to the system (please im in love with thirteen please PLEASE):

mephisto got that bigender swag idk something about them screams it. i do think they use they/he pronouns though (maybe she/her also, but it depends on the day lawl)

thirteen is transfem i feel it in my bones. she/it/they pronouns. i love her so much. it's my favorite character ever look everyone. obey me devs add thirteen to the intimacy system NOW PLEASE.

raphael is agender bro does not care they will rain their spears on you and then eat solomon's cooking right after to make you physically ill (/lh). uses they/xe :)

thank you for coming to my ted talk and im sorry for the intense rambling <:)

[leviussykinner]

Demon brother(no beel,asmo and belphie)+Dateable react to them almost ended up killing MC(you)

Fem!mc x Brother and the datable (no luke bc he's too pure to kill you)

Genre: Angst,a bit of fluff(probably)

Suddenly wanna make angst where the datable and undatable almost took MC's life

Lucifer

You were in his office walking around in curiosity and touching his belongings,he started to get annoyed and tell you to stop, Thought you didn't atop and continue to walk around until you find something that attract your eyes it was a colour glass that has someone shape on it,But did you know? That 'curiosity killed the cat' You touch them because you didn't know how fragile it was,It fell and break... Lucifer suddenly stand up you were trying to cleaned up the mess and going to apologize to Lucifer When you suddenly felt weak,you can barely breath.It was lucifer he was grabbing you by your neck your feet has been lifted off the ground you open your eyes and you saw Lucifer terrifying face he was Very mad you tried to speak but you felt your throat being slowly crush by the hands of the one you love the most

Mc:L...Lucifer-...P...please don't...ki-

He started to threaten you

Lucifer:YOU MERE HUMAN DARE TO BROKE MY SISTER LAST PICTURE?!!!!

ah....is this the way you're going to die?No! Your not going to die... atleast not in the Hand of person you love the most even though your love has always probably been one sided when suddenly the grip that was very tightly str@ngling you has soften you fell, your head hit the corner of table then your head hit again on the floor,The blood starts running out it's hard to keep yourself conscious....you feel your self slowly sunken into a deep sleep

Lucifer Smells the blood and he snap out but you were already on the floor you barely keep your eye open you see lucifer on his knees looking at your blood running out of your head....he has always love you but his pride was too high that he always run away from the truth that he loves you but now the human that he know was so fragile is on the floor laying on a pool of bloody floor Lucifer starts to panick and he was crying and begging you to stay with him,he called Satan and Solomon over to healed mc after you woke up

Mammon

He was in his room counting some grimms on his couch when you suddenly took one of his stack he gone mad and start shouting

Mammon:OI!! WHAT THE FVCK STOP THE STEALING THIS IS MY PAY, FIND IT YOURSELF

You just wanted to help him count his money but he got too far and push you He probably forgot that you were just a human..... He push too hard you hit the wall he can hear your bones breaking that's when he noticed what he just done he was crying begging for you he didn't know what to do he panic and watching your body break down by his own hand....he was too harsh,too out of control.... Everyone heard him crying they started running towards his room just to find mc lying on the floor bunch of bloods starts running out your broken bone probably damage your skin and some of it peaked out of your body

when you woke up mammon apologize for almost killing you while he was apologizing he cried and cried out loud,you almost die just because he lost his control he can't say that he was your first for a while he felt ashamed because 'mc's first' my @$$ he can't protect you and even hurt you he can't stop blaming himself for what happened today ever.....

Leviathan

You were in his room watching TSL with him when you said you were going to go out for a bit but you accidentally step on one of his rarest ruri-chan figurine and you tries to fix them for him and explaining that it was an accident but he didn't listen and start walking up to you grab your hair pull it and walked towards the fish tank he thrown you down and push your head down,he's drowning you

Levi: DID YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT WAS???? IT TOOK ME CENTURIES TO FIND THAT AND HERE YOU ARE BREAKING IT AND THINK THAT SORRY WOULD HELP???!!!!

Ah....he won't even listen you thought of him more than just a friend but he always put the wall up so high,You felt bad and tried to get up but it has been almost 2 minutes you slowly drown and lost your breath you fell unconscious and slowly sink into the tank

After drowning mc he calm down and got his control back that's when he realized why is he up on the tank when he look in there he saw you drowning at the bottom of the tank he got panic but he jump down and take you up he gives you a CPR but you're still unconscious he used mouth to mouth like he always has seen in anime but this time you finally breath you cough out the water but he was glad you were okay but he couldn't help but cry for what he has done He lock himself in his room as always but this time no one was allowed in there

You went up to his door and knocked and tell the password he startled and he know right away it was you,he ignored it you knocked again but this time you kick the door and enter his room

"If you just gonna stay here and never apologize and blame yourself forever just stay rights there,But if you want my forgiveness....apologize."

Levi start to cry and apologize for what he had done you forgive him because you love him and you always do even though you cannot trust him as much as before but you still do everything like you normally do

Satan

You were going in Satan's room when he was mad (about some shit) He threw few of his book on the door but you suddenly came in he felt even more angrier he was mad that you were hurt,His wrath falls on you since no one was there

"You damnit-"

He got mad and throw book again but this time he pull his almost full power and threw the thick books at you,It hit on your head then you fainted while your blood is running he snap back and already see you lying on the floor bleeding, when you woke up You can't remember any single thing that happened you just woke up with confusion he kept on crying for you since you haven't woke up for a week he tries to apologize and beg you not to leave him.

Diavolo

He was mad at something so you tried to keep him calm but he get even mad and destroy the whole room,You were shocked where is your sweet man now?....He wipe you across the room you flew up and hit the floor you feel like your bone has break ever since his hand got to you

Diavolo got back to his consciousness and he get on his knees looking toward your limb body

Diavolo:M...Mc...I- im so sorry what have i done to you...ah- no no no no no no please don't leave me im so sorry!

He called Barbatos and he tried his best to wake you up so you won't fell unconscious but he wasn't able to you fainted and got in a coma.

Barbatos

He was preparing tea for you when you suddenly broke his most loved vase and accidentally broke them You tried to apologize for it but it was from someone he care about he was so mad that he grab the hot tea and spills it on your face,Your skin burn and it was very painful half of your face is burnt you screamed in pain and you fainted because it was too painful for a little fragile human to handle

When he calm down he realised what he just did he can't believe what he just did he isn't usually the one to cry but this time he burnt your beautiful face he apologized for his mistake and tries to healed you but the scar of shame will forever stayed on your face and you're half blind,he could never forgive himself for it

Simeon

He let himself and his thoughts get ahead of himself he see it all what he had done but he can't control any part of his body he scream and shout begging for 'Father' to help him when he was able to move again everything of his is already a bloody mess, It's you....you were on the floor below him he beg dor father to help this poor little human...but he can't do anything he called Solomon since he is also a human so maybe he know better than an angle like him

Solomon

He was making potion when you were playing with his earring of his past friend that's the only thing he has left from old friends of his but you accidentally step on it while trying to walked across the messy room of his He was mad but he didn't have any intention of hurting you until he make a potion his thoughts suddenly gone deep and he make a poison and fed it to you,He didn't even know what get over him you were coughing bunch of blood and some blood is coming out of your eyes he snapped and tried to make a antidote but he was too panic but he tried to remain as calm as he can but at the last he got the antidote and fed it to you after that he watched you closely so you won't have any side effects

Wow this is a long one but kinda cringe bc idk what to do with Solomon ಥ‿ಥ

[henry-and-the-seven-lords]

Can you do beel with J and C.

Also congrats on getting so many followers  you earned it.

Thank you! I don't know if I have earned it, but I am glad people like my work.

Fluff Alphabet Masterlist  |  Brothers Masterlist  |  Dateables Masterlist

❤ Beelzebub

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He does, but he doesn't like to initiate it. He knows that he eats a lot so he might get crumbs all over MC or he will be all sweaty after working out and doesn't want to smell bad for them.

His favorite way to cuddle is when MC lays on top of him. He really is big enough to be a mattress, and then he gets pet their head while they sleep.

This would mean Beel lies on his back, MC laying on top of him with their head in his neck or chest and their legs tangled together.

His arms would wrap around them and make sure they didn't fall off throughout the night as his heartbeat lulled them to sleep.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Beel doesn't get jealous. He loves that MC spends time with his brothers and has other friends.

It really makes him so happy that MC doesn't need to be with him all the time. Then they won't feel lonely at his Fangol games or when he is at practice!

Now, let's just say Beel does get jealous for some reason. I think he would only get jealous because he is hungry and he feels like someone it taking away MC who is trying to help him.

In all honesty, if it was his one of his brothers he would just tell interrupt and tell MC. If it was a lower demon, he would eat them. No hesitation.

[rainiishowers]

[Tysm for the ideas QwQ! I'm now off to make Dateable!Helix and here's the first one cuz my brain takes no rest on brainrotting]

First Meeting

Meeting Helix is very rare cuz since he's a free Demon, he travels a lot for his research. Highest percentage of meeting Helix is with Mammon or Barbatos [bout 3.6%]and the lowest is with Mephisto and Lucifer [0.5%] while the others are at the range of 2.3% and 0.8%, and meeting him is not even the full challenge.

You have to slowly build up his interest on you via answering his questions, and the questions themselves are rare [8.8%]. One Meeting he could say hi and the other he could ask a question you have 2-4 days [real time] to solve it, if you don't that's alright cuz Helix will give you a gift with rarity depending on how close your answer was.

If you do manage to get over than very hellish problem congrats, you have more to complete!

If you're wondering why Helix is so hard, cuz he carries literally a lot limited items, such as a hundred or more Demon vouchers, event-limited items, etc. Ofc you can only get this if you progress his route.

Time to brainrot more hehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehshehsh

Hey uh, Helix uhm... You mind giving me those vouchers, for a kiss? 👀/j

Poor Sapphire would just straight up say she can't answer if she doesn't know 😭

[theonlygardener]

As I try to reclaim my life and figure myself out these days, I find myself in many more social situations. I’m trying to get out and mingle and have hobbies and friends. And when I find someone attracted to me I just feel.... scared. It doesn’t feel right. It feels like a weird combo of not being worthy of love and not being able to distinguish love. Because I fucked up so badly trusting J, I thought he was the one, I was going to marry him even. And it ended so bad and I didn’t see it coming. It feels like I just... don’t know what I’m doing am better off single. It feels like I wouldn’t know what to do with real love if I had it. 

There’s someone who’s interested in me right now, and I’m not gonna lie it’s tempting. I could probably find myself attracted back if I get to know him better. But I feel like I’m always trying to read into him to figure out if he could be a hurtful person underneath like J was. He actually reminds me of him in a lot of ways which is scary, but I keep trying to tell myself that those ways are very superficial, and that just because someone has the same interests, or similar mannerisms, doesn’t mean they’ll be abusive too. But it’s hard. It’s really hard for me not to associate everything he was with everything he did to me. He’s constantly offering help and being extremely nice, which makes me question his motives and I keep having to remind myself that there are just nice people out there. 

I’m constantly torn between wondering if I really like someone because I like them, or if I think I like them because what I’m going through makes me really lonely. 

It’s very scary. I don’t know how to approach this at all. 

The tarot cards someone read for me told me that I didn’t have to choose between healing and love, and in fact that they would mutually help each other. 

I guess with this guy specifically, I don’t want to give the wrong idea. We could go there, but I do want to get to know him better too before I even have any idea whether I really like him. He’s a kind aquaintance, great. But I want to know about his history, family, religion, how he feels about things that pertain to me specifically, like disability, gay and poly. I need more than a compliment and easily offered help. But I don’t want to give off that I’m just never going to be available either. 

I guess someone who’s right for me will get that, will do that, will just get to know me and not feel like it’s all or nothing right now or never. Hopefully this guy who’s currently interested in me tells me straightforwardly that he’s interested, and is ready for an unsure “let’s get to know each other first as friends”. His reaction will tell me if he’s right for me or not. Will tell me further whether I like him or not. 

Being demi also complicates this, because most people who I’ve dated were like that, were just ready to go as soon as they had their second conversation with me. I don’t function like that. 

I feel like I have to pretend to be someone I’m not, with people. With the new friends I’m making. With potential romantic partners. I’m kind of terrified of needing to use my cane around them. I’m terrified of most people knowing I have disabling mental illness. I’m extremely extremely terrified of the day I start getting romantically interested in someone and the trauma comes up in our relationship and I have to tell them what’s happened to me recently. I suppose I don’t have to tell them. But it’s going to affect what I expect and how I behave and being honest about it is the only way through. It makes me feel like I’m already a burden for them and I don’t even know that I’ve met that person yet. 

I don’t know, don’t think, that’s healthy. To feel like a burden when I haven’t even met them. Is that trauma too? 

One key aspect of how J treated me was that I was just a burden in the end and not much more. Is this just... more of that? That I’m doing to myself? 

I don’t want to be alone forever. I miss touch, I miss love, I miss companionship. But I would rather be alone than be hurt. And what J did to me, it was just one of the biggest betrayals and shocks of my entire life.... it feels sometimes like love just isn’t even out there and there’s no point because everyone will hurt me. 

I’m trying really hard to tell myself that he was just another process of elimination. Like. I don’t know what love is yet but he was another example of what it isn’t. And that he hurt me because he was abusive. And that not everyone is. Some people, people like me, people who are learning and going through it as I go through it, and come out enlightened, are better. Because they’re neither ignorant of toxicity nor toxic. I need me one of those. And I don’t know what this new guy is yet, still getting to know him. I’ll have to get to know everyone and anyone in that capacity. I don’t think it’s fair to put pressure on me, nor for him to put pressure on me, if that’s what his ‘kindness’ is, to know if he’s dateable or not yet. 

I hate trauma. 

I need to get out of this household and I need to heal. I need to love again eventually. 

[the-demonus-aunt]

Hii! I have the best idea

Can you write a scenario with MC asking the brothers + the dateables (minus Luke) to recreate the Kim Kardashian s€x tape?

I want to read that so bad😩

I have a three-page long list of headcanon and imagine ideas and yet, you guys always take the cake. Congratulations on a truly creative request 😂

And listen, I watched that shit for you, I hope it pays off lol

Thanks for requesting!

CN nsft. Since the tape is M/F, it's kind of implied that MC has a vagina, but body parts are not explicitly stated. Only second person pronouns ("you").

How the brothers would react to you asking to recreate the Kim Kardashian s€x tape

Belphie

Recreate th- what the fuck, y/n, he's trying to sleep

The thought of having you on camera to watch again and again whenever he wants is enough to make him listen up after all

So what exactly are you talking about?

You're so weird sometimes, you know that?

Okay, but only if he doesn't have to do an impression of Ray J's cringey intro

"What do you mean I can't cuss when they don't?"

Beel

Great, you made him choke on the macaron from Madame Scream's he was just scoffing down

Did he really just hear you say that? He probably misheard you...

When you explain, he realises you're completely serious

He needs a strong Siren's Song first

Well, you did mention he could eat you out

He's not quite sure what's even happening, but he'll do it if you give proper instructions

Make sure his brothers never get to see this, though

"Can I finally fuck you for real, now?"

Asmo

He doesn't know who Kim is, but he's heard the words s€x tape come out of your mouth, so yes, he's down

When you explain who she is he wants to do it even more

But can he be Kim?

He supposes you could make two versions

He will ask to include pretty lingerie, though

Can he post it on Devilgram later?

"Oh that's so sloppy, I can do better, don't worry."

Satan

He actually knows about it

Has seen it, too

Will refuse to do the shots where Ray J just stares into the camera like "Yes, I'm the shit"

Leave that shit to the Avatar of Pride, if you will

Only does it because it seems to make you happy

And he reminds you often enough that's the single reason he's up on that bed holding the camera

"Do I have to be so cheerful about it?"

Levi

The Mountain Dew you ordered for him from the human world will spray out of his nose

He, too, has actually seen it. Only has a vague idea of who she is, though

He assumes it doesn't matter anyway as long as you'll have sex with him

He'll try some Ray J impressions, but it's just cringe

Several takes for those scenes, because you end up in a laughing fit several times

He's butthurt at first, but when he rewatches his attempts to be a macho, he'll laugh along

It'll turn out to be less sexy, but insanely funny with him

"What is this face, how does he even do that?"

Mammon

He just silently blushes

Not that he wants to sleep with you rn, but if you really want to, fine

Thinks about selling it for a second, but then the jealousy kicks in - nobody but him can see you like that

Gets too distracted to actually recreate anything, you start out with a few laughs, then just end up fucking wildly

Well, you'll just have to try again, what a shame

Cums unplanned when you suck him off. Good thing he has demonic stamina.

"Fuck this, you feel too good to hold back, fuck, fuck."

Lucifer

Pardon him, what did you just suggest?

And who is that supposed to be? Is he supposed to know what you're talking about?

By Diavolo and all that is unholy, did you even think about what you're asking of him?

Absolutely not, what is he to do if it ever gets leaked?

And who is that vulgar, arrogant man who makes these stupid grimaces? How exactly do you imagine him in his place?

He is open to imitating some scenes without a camera on, though

"That's a bit vanilla, isn't it?"

Diavolo

Oh my, this man is down for it, as soon as you give him some details

Pray that Barbatos never finds that tape, because if he finds out you're risking his master's reputation for something like this, he will choose the next best timeline without you in it

Is completely fascinated and has a surprising eye for detail

"That will be quite the interesting experience, don't you think?"

Barbatos

He knows. He knows everything.

Did Solomon's cooking make you delirious?

He doesn't say that one out loud, though

It seems to make you happy, so why the fuck not

Has trouble cumming in the end, because he's really not that into the whole situation

Will hide that tape better than his annoyance

"Sure, y/n, I'm glad to assist if it makes you happy."

Simeon

By God, Diavolo and Jeff Bezos, you want WHAT from him?

He doesn't see the appeal. He either wants to make love or corrupt you, this has nothing to offer in his eyes

If you keep begging like that, he might give in

But only if you fulfill one of his fantasies in return

"Ehm. An interesting request. May I make a counter offer?"

Solomon

This old man is up to date!

He agrees, but he will make some changes to his taste

Surprisingly good Ray J impressions??

Thinks about sending it to Diavolo and Lucifer, just to spite them

Will rewatch it with Asmo. Will receive a high five for it.

"Well, well, well, in all my years that's a first. I'm in....Literally."