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Asmo: Tell me something you have i don't!

Mammon: I have a soulmate.

Mammon: It's the Demon Butler.

No cuz if they ever reveal their relationship everyone would be shooketh and say Mammon is lying [If he was the one who told them] but Barbatos would literally intimidate like "Tf you doing with my love."

Sun and Moon relationship true.

[....What if this is Angel!Mammon and Demon!Barbatos—]

Lucifer: ...I thought you had better tastes quite honestly... Barbatos, casually sipping his tea: And I thought you were a nice brother. The world is full of surprises, isn't it? (Yes pls, I love that idea.) (Imagine Barbatos sees Angel! Mammon taking care of Levi, Asmo and the twins and is like: omg I think I love that man)

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Barbatos and Mammon regularly meet cuz they are the right-hand of Dia/Luci.

People think it's just for business.

They're right, mostly.

Aka BarbMams secret meetings cuz they value secrecy if wanted.

Yesssssssssssss I like to think this relationship is like Mammon: HEY BARBS, WATCH ME DO A BACKFLIP Barbatos: No! You're going to hurt yourself *Later, after Mammon inevitably hurts himself* Barbatos, fixing him up: I told you not to, you should heed my warnings, why did you even do that? Mammon: Ah... Wanted an excuse for you to patch me up so we can hang out? Barbatos, flushes up a bit: I- Barbatos: You're lucky you're so adorable. Mammon, a red mess: Am not! I'm super cool! Barbatos, smiling fondly: Uh huh..

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Rai Rai I made a whole religion about Mammon cuz it only take 3 people to make one.

Long Hair and Golden eyes Mammon Religion.

I want to join.

@hanashii @rennari @mammoneythegreat

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"May Calamity Befall."

Bonus!!!

"Who said angels can't be bitches when there's Michael?'

Lilith design that I'm very proud of, hot women guys fr + better if villain hot women 🤏😎 + Lilith with tattoos 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 + Lesbian!Ria strikes again + Michael Slander cuz I love pathetic!Michael

Hot womennnnnnnnnn Love both of these designs

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[Fun Fact: I deleted the first draft and had to remake it again]

Second Phase of Introduction: Second Part

A few seconds after Barbatos/Mammon says he'll help you, a drone hovers towards you, with Helix's voice [CN, JP, KR, ENG] with a voice-mail, inviting you into a mini game of your choice. You can choose between chess, hide and seek, and poker. Each game has their own twists but they are: [1] away from RAD, [2] Mammon/Barbatos are actively not there as they trust Helix, and [3] not dangerous or life-threatening. The games include:

Chess=Same rules with a few additions. The pieces are different depending the level you are playing [Navy designed pieces in one level, sweets designed pieces in an other, etc]. There are five levels with five times to replay if you lost. To win, you must capture the King stand-in.

Hide and seek: Hide in a RAD-like facility from three seeker drones. To win, you must collect five keys, find the exit, and escape.

Hopscotch= Hopscotch your way to avoid being squished by a rainbow jelly, don't worry it isn't toxic. To win, find a way to run away from the jelly.

All of these games are in illusions and if you manages to complete your choice, congrats! You're nearing the very final part of this event.

Quick note that if you lose then you'll have to start from finding the clockwatch to this point, and you can only play this event once [not counting the resets. The games may be available outside this event.] The time of the lesson you accessed this event is also stopped [By Barbatos]

If you won, Helix will congratulate you using the drone before sending a digital map in your Akuphone [I forgot what the Devildom version of cellphone is called] before saying to meet him there. The digital map directs to the castle and to one of its tower, don't worry as the map also has a key code inside so you can pass easily. And now you're off to meet Helix!

[RIP to my first draft, rip to my nerves, we are getting close and this feels like an actual event but it's just for one character]

Sapphire would do this, but would be thinking like "Is this how Solomon feels when it comes to Thirteen's games? 😰" She'd be so anxious, but at some point get into a element. Illusions are her specialty! She'd probably catch on at some point they are, and be super stoked to ask Helix how he made such complex illusions (By the by, Devildom phones are called D.D.Ds, or just a D.D.D)

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*When everybody found out of Mammon's mature [and petrifying] side.*

Everyone: *Was invited to a meeting by Dia*

Dia: Greetings fellow friends =DD!

Lucifer: Greetings my—

*BOOM then very panicked footsteps*

Helix: MAMMON IM SORRY PLS PLS PLS DONT EXECUTE ME PLS PLS PLS—

Lucifer:What—

*Helix jumps out of the hallways*

Helix: HELP HE'S GONNA—

*A blade coated with immensely powerful Thunder aura zips by and grazes Lucifer and Helix in their cheeks*

Everypne: *Shooketh, scared, and silent aka the S Reaction Trinity*

*VERY Heavy and slow footsteps were hard and Mammon, Purple and gold lightning fizzling in his fingertips, appeared. Face half shadowed, smiling maliciously, and very much pissed*

Mammon: He.Lix.=]

*Cue Helix comical screech echoed*

Mmmmmmm, love me a mad Mammon Sapphire, on the other hand, doesn't lmao Sapphire, hiding behind Beel: I know he's powerful, but I don't like this... Beel: I've never even see him do this.. except during the Celestial War.. Sapphire: W-What? Beel: Helix is screwed..

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I don't like Genshin, but Mammon with an Electro/Uses Lightning Magic/ Obey Me Raiden Shogun feels absolutely right.

Anyways Mammon with golden eyes cuz I'm a Honkai fan and gold/yellow means danger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Extending the mutuals certificate /jk /unless.....]

Idk why I chose it, but I'm definitely not changing it now, because it does definitely feel right I chose cryo for Belphie because a) it was the last one and b) he's a brat

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Am I a different breed cuz I love Mammon Angst but despise when it's Levi being the one insulting him?

Mammon/Levi brotherhood>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's such a shame too, because Levi and Asmo are the major offenders when it comes to bullying Mammon, as far as I can tell.

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[I just realized it also rhymed—]

BarbMams Angst!

Mammon getting into an accident with his brothers which caused him to be in a very long coma. Barbatos regularly visits him in silence, leaving a Sakura branch each week. Everybody wonders why at first until someone said that Sakura represents beauty and lasting for a short while. Because of that, they let the Sakura branch in Mammon's room unless it's withered, then Barbatos will take it and place a new one instead.

I stubbornly believe on Mammon/Lilith's fav flower being Sakura, like the meanings are their trademarks.

Yessssssssssssssssssss

Mammon wakes up to a sakura branch and he knows Barbatos was there

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I remember the theory of Sol being Lilith's lover.

People think it would've been weird.

But not if Liloth reincarnated into a child [cuz you seeing a grown person spawn like in an instant is plain sus] then she would have a different lover.

Now here's the thing, I hc Lilith being Lesbian.

Like just Lesbian, female gay, worships women.

And obviously in the old era this was heavily implied as bad and we can make they were executed.

Solomon watching Lilith fall in love with someone else and then getting killed bc of love, again.

Worst part is that Lilith's new lover was his friend.

Solomon didn't want Lilith or her new lover to suffer the same fate as he and Lilith once did. He doesn't hate her new lover, actually the opposite.

So while he can't save Lilith, he could at least make a gene baby [A child biologically made with genes and not through intercourse. Honkai taught me that] through with Lilith and Her New Lover's generation could live on.

[Just wanted Lesbian!Lilith content with some Solomon angst]

[Yes I am the Idea Master /jk]

mmmm tasty XD

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Obey Me! OC's name is Helix! They're a Trans FTM and will gladly accept Female, Neutral, and Male Pronouns!

They're a human who died and was sent to hell due to m×rd×ring her family in the sake of science. Their sin is Lust, representing Helix's obsession and "lust" over knowledge. He was actually supposed to be Greed but his "lust" over knowledge was far greater than their Greed [Ironically]. Barbatos mentions that they would've been a good exchange student if Helix was born centuries later.

They're good friends with Mammon [ironically]! Helix works with Barbatos and was anointed by Diavolo as the Royal Alchemist/Scientist, but made it clear that Helix will only take orders if this suited his research.

Helix is a virgin, his lust is occupied by knowledge. They admire Asmo and refer to the Avatar as a "great sample of fashion".

Helix is either eccentric or serious, there is no inbetween. This always gets Lucifer pissed as Helix seems to barely care about his status in both moods.

Helix is an unanimous Anti-Lucifer League member but Mammon prevents Satan, Belphie, and Meph from meeting Helix, which made him have a secret hidden weapon. Mammon gets mad and he'll make the four meet and destroy Lucifer's pride, good thing Mammon doesn't know this yet. But Helix does.

Thankfully, Helix won't tell Mammon about this unless if Lucifer did something to piss both off.

Here's my Obey Me OC! Helix is more technically a Demon Obey Me OC but is he still counted as an MC?

Honestly, that's so fucking dope, I love Helix already and I'd give him a smooch but he'd probably just want to experiment on me and my weird fucking mind lmfao I can already see the Helix and Sapphire interaction. Saphy goes to the castle a lot, so I can imagine they would meet at least once. Honestly, she'd pester Barbatos about letting them talk to Helix more, and if she were to, it'd just be like Sapphire, poking at a vial: Ooooo, what's this? Helix: Don't touch that! That's acid! Sapphire: ....Why do you have acid in your lab? Helix: I'm an alchemist. Sapphire: Helix: Sapphire: Touche

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Mammon, Lilith, Helix, and Blythe designs with this picrew!

I might do Blythe introduction next, Belial would def be last since I don't even have an official design for him yet. He's literally a rush creation.

Omg they are all so pretty

Hehe Saphy

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MechaThundershipping is Helix × Mammon and functions the same way as Barbatos × Mammon but also an alteration of MC × Mammon.

Since Helix is both an MC and Dateable, I thought what if he was romantically involved with Mammon and thus MechaThundershipping was born.

Alt names could be GoldenAlchemy, CyberCrow, HackStrike, etc.

Mammon x Helix mmmmm That sounds really cool tbh All their ship names sound like super cyberpunk hero names

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Tw!Caps

OKAY BUT HOW WOULD YOU DEPICT MECHATHUNDERSHIPPING????????

......What if it's poly ChronoThunderMechashipping/Barbatos × Mammon × Helix—

I make soulmates trope, the only thing is I don't specify if it's romantic or platonic 😌🙏

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT IT SOUNDS COOL Y e s

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Tw!Caps

OKAY BUT BEFORE I COULD FINISH DATEABLE!HELIX MY MIND DECIDED TO WHIP A NEW MAMMON [Angst] AU FEATURING BARBMAMS AND MCMON

With some MechaThundershipping/Helix × Mammon spice

BYE MY MIND CANT REST I LITERALLY WHIPPED UP A VERY DETAILED AU AND ITS 1-4AM IN THE MORNING [My time]

OH??? 👀

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[Hello Rai Rai! I'm back with more Dateable!Helix! Route]

Second Phase of Introduction/Meeting:First Part

So let's say you hit the right percentage of Helix's interest, when you do he says either these lines:

Correct Answer= "For a mortal, your knowledge is very vast. Did Mammon teach you that?"

Very close answer= "A little more research you could've got it right. Well, you've caught me in a net of interest so it doesn't matter."

Neutral/Not far or close answer: "Hm, not bad or good. Don't worry though, your past answers have made my decision."

Wrong/Close to wrong Answer: "Seems these topics aren't your Forte. Worry not, you'll see me soon."

After that, you won't meet Helix for a few dozen lessons if you don't trigger a specific time event.

At lessons with relation to 7 [7 lessons away from second phase activation, multiplication of 7 × the lessons number, numbers on the multiplication table of 7, Lessons with 7 on them, etc.] If you don't know, 7 in numerology means "knowledge-seeking and spiritual growth" [I did my research in all of these =DD] and yes 7 is Helix's fav number.

Anyways, unlocking the start of this event is if you find a clockwatch with the DNA structure aka the DNA Double Helix in its case, the item dissapears if you don't find its purpose at the end of the lesson, basically a timelimited item. To continue the route you have to basically go to every character and you have the chance to ask them about Helix and his clockwatch. There is a randomized order but Mammon and Barbatos are always near last with Levi, Belphie, and Raphael always being the first. If you didn't finish asking them its fine, your progress will be saved and the characters you've previously asked will not appear again. If you managed to ask Barbatos/Mammon/reach the end of the chain they'll have these responses.

Barbatos= "That sly Alchemist. Seems he really wasn't lying when he said a game with you is something he'll do."

Mc= "Huh?"

Barbatos= "Don't worry, I'll lend a hand."

Mammon: "*Sigh* ....[MC Name] please don't tell me you met someone who dresses steampunk and cyberpunk..."

MC= "....I did?"

Mammon= "Great. Now I have to clean their mess."

And that's how Mammon/Barbatos will help you locate Helix!

[RIP my nervous system]

[Will post Second Part soon after I rest my fingers]

[Can we be mutuals? I think my frequent visitations are justified /if you want]

Honestly, that's so cool and well thought out, you deserve medals 🥇🥇

(Lol I think we already are, but sure, to make it official)