#mairimashita iruma kun headcanons

[niiine]

𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

Character(s). Misfit Class + Kalego Sensei, Balam Sensei, Opera, and Sullyvan

Synopsis. How I see the reader being treated in Babyls and in the netherworld in general as you’re Iruma’s younger sibling

Fluff

Younger! sister reader

-Finished s3 of Mairuma last night so I’ve reread the music festival arc. I just wish s4 will come faster becauseee I’ve been LSS-struck by Lilith’s Red Carpet and the music isn’t even out yet 🥺

Iruma is a BABY. Everyone around him wants to protect and cherish and love all of him. But you? Oh, hell you enter the room and they’re all either kneeling or cooing because how can you be such a cutie?

Sullyvan treats you and Iruma like toddlers. You want those dresses? Here buy ten each. Oh, you love that dessert? Opera, please bring more. You wanna go shopping? Take his wallet, his bank details, take his whole life if you must. Sully-sama just wants the best for you and your Nii-chan.

But unlike your brother, you’re not allowed to have a sleepover or stay outside way too late. Either Opera will come hunting you down once it’s past seven pm or your whole class will be the searching party.

Opera is much, much stricter to you than to your brother. They make sure that you are above prim and proper most of time. “You’re a lady in the household, (y/n)-sama”, or so. But they’re still as gentle as they could be and always prioritize what makes you comfortable.

No man. And I mean NO MAN, is allowed to come near you aside Asmodeous Alice (and somehow the other misfits as well). Pray that no one would dare to walk you home because,

“Apologies, (y/n)-sama. I thought you’re being kidnapped” “OPERA-SAN WE’RE LITERALLY GOING HOME” you’re freaking out at how bloody the nose of your friend is.

At class, you’re seated between Alice and Lead because Azzazz thinks that he should be in the middle of you and your brother so he can protect both of you in case somethings happens. And Lead insists that he must be beside you because you’re his “Baby sister.”

Ofc you’re part of the Iruma gang but you spend time with the other circle from time to time as well. One of your favorites is Nee-san and Krocell because you’ve never had a big sis and these two are doing good at the job. Sometimes they dress you up like a doll with Clarin just bringing out the most random (but cute) clothing from her pockets.

Jazzy and Garp spoils you rotten. You’re their princess and they call you as such. Jazzy loves to bring you shiny gems and jewelries that he bought because “You’re special” and then he’ll ruffle your hair. He will also let you play with his familiar.

Garp would cook for you. You’re tired of the foods from the cafeteria? Open up the kitchen of the royal one! You want sweets? He always keeps sweets. Garp also blows wind at you if you feel hot due to the weather.

When you’re tired, or if you just need it—like in the harvest festival, Agares is assigned to make you comfortable. Yes, the misfits have talked about it. They have no doubt about your strength and ability, you’re Iruma’s sister after all, but “What if the bugs and other insects bite her? We can’t have that!” Cue, Agares building a whole castle for you (As well as for him and Garp). When other students took shelter in the said place, he made sure you still have the Luxury of space and as comfortable as you can be. Even though you argue that no, you can fight, and a cramped space is fine for you.

Babe, you should have seen the way the other girls look at you with playful jealousy as Agares dotes on you.

Allocer and Sabnock helps with your study. It’s a great help when you feel a bit pressured at Azzazz’s teachings. Besides, you can’t add to his luggage anymore (a.k.a Iruma and Clarin). Sabnock mostly teaches you about the Demon king, but he’s also pretty good when it comes to other subjects. He’s gentle and caring, being the big brother that he is.

Aloocer, on the other hand, is a much stricter tutor. He gave you assignments and pointers. But his work certainly help you pass every exam, most of the time even sharing it to your brother when you two study at home.

Camui is also one of your favorite classmates. He’s not allowed of course to hog you, as the other twelve will go after his head, and he wouldn’t do that as well to the class’s baby! Because of him you can pet animals and beasts (With the help of Krocell) without getting hurt.

Sometimes you will hang out with Iruma and Lead and it’s so cute because it looks like two babies trying to protect a smaller baby. The two of them will spoil you as well and you’ll be the one to decide what to eat, what to play, or what to do for the day or for that specific time.

Purson Soi also gives you a special treatment. If he vanishes and the class can’t find him, one call from you and puff! He’s there. You don’t want to talk to that schoolmate who keeps asking you out? Big brother Soi will make sure your presence is gone in a moment.

It’s very subtle and he still treats just like the whole class, but Kalego-sensei just seems to “miss” if you’ve done something wrong. Or he would just let it slide “very unnoticeable” if it’s about you.

And Balam-sensei? You remembered how scared he was the first time Iruma told him that he’s a human? That’s he’s reaction to you up until now. The professor wouldn’t even touch without thinking that he’ll break your soft body. Tell him that it’s fine though because the man wouldn’t even breathe the same air as you in fear of intoxicating you.

BONUS

BigBro!Iruma in Evil Cycle is the cream of the crop. All hands off of you. All eyes off of you. “You want something now, Princess?” Say you want the whole netherworld and it’ll be at your feet. He wouldn’t barricade you or anything, but his eyes will be watching you and anyone around you. 

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

can you do a scenario or hcs for kalego when he develops feelings for opera's younger sibling?

Had he known up front that you were related to Opera, he would have gone out of his way to avoid you like the plague. Aint no way he is risking being tormented by another demon.

But he didn't know and here he was, falling hard for you. Never had he felt such feelings before. You were his peace. Someone he could go to and just be completely relaxed in your presence.

So after several months of dating, you suggested that the two of you meet your older sibling, the only family you have left and Kalego agreed.

He is a little old school so meeting his partner's family is important to him. He asked for ideas on gifts to get your sibling and you helped him pick out a nice wine to gift.

With your apartment smelling heavenly from the meal you made, he answered the door to none other than Opera.

Not realizing, he just shut the door in Opera's face without a word. No one was going to ruin this night for him.

When you heard the door close, you poked out from the kitchen and asked who it was. Kalego just shrugged and said no one important.

Until another knock came.

Walking out from the kitchen, you opened the door this time and your face lit up as you jumped toward Opera, wrapping your arms around them and saying how much you missed them.

Opera responded to you, saying how much they missed their little sibling while making direct eye contact with Kalego.

Kalego felt the color drain from his face, his hands turn sweaty, and his heart rate spike. His flight or fight reflexes kicking in as he glanced toward the nearest window, debating if he could make it there before Opera caught him.

"Kalego, this is Opera, Opera, this is Kalego," you introduced. "Are you okay?" you asked, noticing Kalego's expression.

"We already know each other," Opera said. "Remember the stories from high school that I told you, I had two underlings. He was one of them," Opera grinned.

"Oh, this makes it easier then," you grinned, unaware of Kalego's internal struggle. This night was going to be a long one.

[10gallon]

[juustozzi]

mafia doodles!! (no spoilers)

[positively-mine]

Boyfriend Kalego Naberius

a/n: a little something while I'm working on the angsty Kalego fic ☺️☺️ also, if there’s mistake lmk!

an old fashion romantic

and you won’t change my mind about this 🫡

when he gets back from work, he hands you a bouquet of flowers

dropping his work bag and kicking his shoes off, he’ll swoop you into his arms and hug you

and kisses on your forehead

you’ll both stand there, swaying together as he tells you about his day (his class as usual😃)

once he feels that he’s ready, he’ll move you both to the living room to sit

maybeee a few more minutes of resting before you’re both getting up to prepare dinner

no microwaved dinners with this man, he insists on cooking something fresh

(which also means no more maggi and noodle cups)

ALSO

weekly dates are a thing with this man

or if you’re busy, every fortnight (max)

dates are a MUST

trying out a new restaurant, shopping and museum or aquarium dates

if he’s busy, he’ll try to find time to have a date night with you

either a late night stroll, a nice dinner outside or maybe just playing some music and swaying together

there are two ways this can go

If you’re a teacher at babyls as well, late night walks with him

if your workload seems a lot, he’ll complain about Sullivan not hiring enough staff

but in the end he’s pulling a chair to your desk to help you finish up your work

if you’re working at different places, he’s rushing his work so that he can pick you up on time

if anyone tries to give him more work he’s glaring them down

his wake up alarms are also set to ring 1 hour earlier

he can’t help that he wants to bury himself deeper into the sheets with you by his side

it’s 10x harder to get up from the bed now bc it just feels so nice to have someone beside him

becomes a cuddle monster

EVERYDAY

he needs his daily dose

it's only one too many accidents that he realizes he can't wait any longer

the fear in his heart that he would never get to propose to you

so, he grabs balam sensei and drags him ring shopping

it's both not their strong suit so it takes them weeks to decide on a ring

suddenly suggests to you that you both should take a break

have a nice holiday somewhere

you walk and explore all around the place

taking in the sights and basking in each other's warmth

it's only on the last day that he takes you somewhere secluded

highh up onto a cliff where it overlooks the entire place

and proposes to you

the words that are coming out of his mouth are so hope filled for your future together that you can't help but tear up

even he's tearing up (just a little bit 🤏)

and when it all sinks in, he can't help but fall in love with you again all over again, but with the thought of starting a family

[liujiami]

Happy birthday Kalego lol u the only reason valentines day is special TT

Was gonna post a one-shot TT couldn't make it in time maybe soon

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[thechocolatedetective]

My hero academia fans entering the Welcome to Demon school iruma kun fandom and trying to make Iruma into the new Deku

Am I the only one who noticed that the people who were obsessed with my hero academia (you know what type of people I am taking about) are now entering the Welcome to the demon school irima kun fandom and I have to say I don't like it. They are trying to make Iruma into Deku. (Not the Canon Deku but the fandom awful Deku) And the moment you disagree with there "headcanon" they go insane like I murdered someone they love. While we are at the topic of headcanons, there seems to be a confusion in what headanons are, and people are treating these charecters who do not belong to them as their own oc or a self insert. Headcanon are supposed to not only be fun but also make to some extent sense. For instance, Bakugo having hearing aids that makes sense cause his quirk is basically explosions, and they are very loud. It does not change anything important or significant about him it just adds something. While it's sometimes fun to have a little fun with these charecters but you guys are overdoing it to the point it's not fun anymore to be in any Fandom or community anymore. While yes you can still have arguments about your ships headcanons etc. But you guys take those disagreements as an attack on you or your community and take things too far. In a sense what I am trying to say, stop treating these charecters who do not belong to you are your own OC or self insert. Yes it's Okey to sometimes have a headcanon, which doesn't make sense, but for the love of God, don't act as if that headcanon is Canon and start treating is as if it is. Same goes for ships. I also ship characters that don't make sense. We all do, but we don't go crazy when someone doesn't.

[prettylittledollswork]

Opera-san from m!ik/wtdsik and illumi from hxh are really similar.

I feel like Illumi has traits that aren’t spoken about as much in the HXH fandom. like i feel if you two were married, he would come up to you and be like “you know (child’s name or killua) said that if you don’t kiss me that they’d hate you.” And you can just tell he wants some kisses but is too embarrassed or ask. I feel like he’d joke but you can’t tell if he’s serious or not with the stonic face.

With this, i feel Opera-San from m!ik/wtdsik is similar to Illumi in a way. Extremely powerful, stonicnface, joking with that same stonic face. Like they’d be similar to Illumi by saying “Iruma kun said if you don’t kiss me, he’ll hate you.” Leaking a sort of aura similar to bloodlust but harmless, and then if you say something like “no he wouldn’t” to either of them, they would just be like “hes my (brother/child) how would i not know?” Or opera-san would be like “wow so are you saying i’m lying, i live with iruma-kun 24/7 how would i not know.”

I also feel like those two would often ask for affection in discreet ways, you’re laying in bed next to them and they suddenly rub up closer to you, trying to hint at it. Or after a long day of work, you may just be sitting in the edge of your bed and they come and just lay their head on your lap. Opera-san definitely purrs, no doubt.

[kurov1864]

Balam hcs: how you met

- Balam would probably be one of the firsts to catch on that maybe, just maybe, you weren't who you really claimed you were. (The other being Kalego, because duh background checks)

- Considering that he's the one interviewing due to his bloodline ability, he would've sensed that you meant no harm towards the students or Babyls, but you just keep lying about the weirdest questions??

- Questions like, "What's your favourite food?" (you said "grilled devicoons", but it was your mom's tomato soup), "What do you like to do in your free time?" (you said "reading", which wasn't necessarily wrong, you just didn't specify you read books on how to survive in the demon world because despite living here for almost 5 years, you still couldn't get rid of the paranoia that there was always something more you could learn or obtain which would let you feel safe, and well, with survival constantly on your mind, reading wasn't that enjoyable anymore)

- You get the idea. You were suspicious, but not suspicious enough to warrant them not hiring you. Besides your questionable honesty when it came to casual information, you were the ideal candidate they were looking for to teach rune magic. Not a lot of demons used it after all, and Momonoki sensei was already handling a lot of classes.

- But that didn't mean that Balam would just stop, no no no. He was the white gargoyle of Babyls, which meant that if there was a suspicious figure on school grounds, it was his job to monitor it.

- So he would memorise your schedule, always be monitoring you from the corner of his eye, you get the idea

- From this, he would also pick up small habits of yours, like how you hate the bitter taste of coffee but need the caffeine, so you decide to give yourself diabetes by adding like 5 packets of sugar inside, instead of just switching to tea.

- After a while of you being a good little human demon though, his suspicions would ease just a bit and you would find it easier to approach him now (Not that he wasn't approachable in the first place, but whenever you guys talked it seemed as if he was probing you for something? Call it the fourth sense or whatever, he simply felt unsettling to be around)

- Maybe after a few chaotic events or two, you would've earned his trust by consistently proving that yes, you indeed did protect the students and Babyls, and no, whatever you were hiding probably would not cross over into the professional side of things. And that was good enough for him.

- After that, normal coworkers.

- Completely normal.

- Besides the increasing desire to see you? Yeah. Completely normal.

- Maybe it's because he's spent so long monitoring you, but he realizes that every time he enters a room, he subconsciously searches for your familiar figure

- Not that he's going to do anything about it, of course

- He's self-aware and emotionally competent enough to realize that he feels something towards you, but partially because he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable, and partially because he's scared you'll reject him, he decides to keep his feelings hidden

- Spoiler alert: he's unsuccessful

- Anybody with two eyes and a brain can easily figure out that he is absolutely smitten with you.

- Whenever you walk past, his eyes would naturally gravitate to your moving figure, forgetting what he was even doing as you saunter out of his line of sight. This would only be worsened if you notice him and give a friendly smile and wave, practically sending him into a stuttering mess, in front of students no less.

- This spread rumors, and boy did they spread fast. Students gossiped, and sometimes even teachers contributed, but somehow someway you still remain oblivious. Balam didn't know whether to be thankful or not.

- Of course, what brought you two closer is our dearest protagonist, Iruma.

- The way you met Iruma was simple: you overheard him muttering to himself something about "missing Japanese food"... but wait. Japan? There wasn't any Japan in the demon world-

- So Iruma sort of outed himself to you (accidentally). After this incident, you made sure to properly warn him about the dangers of using human terminology anywhere that wasn't his house, because seriously, what if somebody from border patrol overheard him instead of you? He would be interrogated and even if he had the excuse of being one of the great three's grandson, he would be considered somebody suspicious. (And if you started favouring him just a little bit over your other students, nobody had to know)

- And of course, we all know how Balam literally broke the staff room door when he found out about Iruma's lack of wings.

- Coincidentally, you were in the staff room at that time. Worried about Iruma's shock from almost getting found out, you decided to follow them, only to see Balam leading Iruma into his lab.

- That... doesn't seem like a good sign.

- You leaned against the door, trying to listen in to their conversation. If Balam still suspected Iruma, you were just going to have to find a way to distract him and get the hell out of there. But oh, imagine your surprise when you heard the conversation.

- "I'm... actually human".

- Argh seriously, that damned child. This is the reason why you hate kids.

- You immediately throw open the door, ready to blast Balam to get both Iruma and yourself the fuck out of there when you see Balam collapse from his chair, leaving both you and Iruma staring awkwardly at each other. Him, because he didn't know how to explain this situation, and you, because now you look like an absolute maniac almost destroying Balam's door. (Congrats, clap clap clap)

- Clean up time! Once Balam gets over his initial shock (of Iruma being human and you almost breaking his door AND knowing about his situation the entire time), you both chew Iruma out for being careless and randomly blurting out his special status, of course reaffirming each other and even perhaps bonding??

- Anyways, it seems as if Balam is more trustworthy than you thought :D

[enby-opera]

My hcs for the misfits (minus love trio they’re on this post)

Thank you @downtherabbitholethatisanime for asking for my hcs these were so fun 🥺👉👈

Allocer: Omnisexual. He’s also going to explain in detail about the differences between omni, poly, pan, and bi followed by a philosophical conversation about different types of attraction and gender expression vs gender identity.

Sabnock: AroAce or just- he’ll think about that after he’s the demon king! He’s focused on his goal rn

Agares: Gay mlm. Girls ask him out lot tho and he’s just annoyed “IM GAY”

Gaap: Pansexual. He’s wholesome and full of love for everyone. I’m totally being biased rn but almost every pan person I’ve met has been the living embodiment of sunshine and super friendly and just- gaap vibes

Jazz: Bisexual flirt. Sometimes unclear if he’s messing around or seriously flirting. Makes jokes about stealing hearts

Lead (Lied???): Bisexual gamer boyfriend

Caim: Straight Ally. Especially after training with Mr. Hat cause a true gentleman respect and supports queer rights. Also when he says he only likes women he means ALL women regardless of if she’s cis or trans

Purson: Queer. He hasn’t interacted with people enough to know exactly what he likes but he’s figuring it out! He has those “he’s so cool I wanna be like him” thought which in a few years at like 3am he’ll realize that that was a crush and thinking about every interaction he had

Elizabetta: Biromantic Demisexual. She’s spent so long thinking about the man she’s going to marry she never considered that women are an option too.

Kerori: Lesbian. She thinks girls are just so cute!!! Also *gestures to Gyari and akudol arc in general* She does think that male akudol’s are cool tho and knows when a guy is good looking but she not into them

[rubyblue2005]

Iruma truly is a blueberry.

From the outside he is blue, he is a demon.

Peel back that layer and he is green, he is secretly a human.

When pushed into a corner, he is purple, he is a great leader.

Iruma is a lot like a blueberry, he’s more than one colour that shows depending on the situations he finds himself in.

[sixknight]

Naberius Kalego Fluff Alphabet

A = Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)

Kalego is fine just hanging out quietly in the same room with his S/O. His perfect idea of a date is just reading together on the couch and drinking tea. He also likes it if they take an interest in helping him take care of his plants.

B = Beauty (What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)

He likes their eyes. Eyes are expressive and help him read people better. He also admires their wit. He likes a partner with a sharp mind that can keep up with him.

C = Comfort (How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?)

It's subtle. He's not really known as the comforting sort but he will talk calmly to them about how it will come to pass. If it's a bad panic attack he makes them some calming tea and gives them something soft like a pillow to squeeze while he sits with them. He may also bring up stuff about his students and work, trying to take their mind away from what's bothering them.

D = Dreams (How do they picture their future with their s/o?)

He's not a big dreamer, having them with him is more than enough, but he does like the idea of retiring from his teaching job and running a plant nursery with them.

E = Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)

Dominant. He will hear out what his s/o wants to do of course, and he'll compromise for them and only them, but he's usually the one taking the lead in the activities and plans.

F = Fight (Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?)

He's very passive aggressive after a fight and it will take him a while to cool down. He will recognize if a fight was his fault and try to make it up to his S/O with a gift (usually their favorite drink/food). If the fight was S/O's fault however he practically makes them beg him for forgiveness. He's a petty bitch <3

G = Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?)

He's very aware of the things his S/O does for him and he's grateful for their help and mindfulness. He doesn't say it, of course, but he tries to show it through gestures.

H = Honesty (Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?)

He has secrets of course, some big some small. Also he absolutely never wants them to see him in his familiar form.

I = Inspiration (Did their s/o change them or the other way around?)

He's probably more likely to change his S/O if only a bit. Although Balam would argue that point, saying he's gotten a bit softer (no one but Balam notices this).

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)

He doesn't get jealous often but when he does he doesn't admit it and he hides it very well. Once alone with the person trying to chat his S/O up however... well, they usually just try to avoid even making eye contact with S/O afterwards. He'll also get a little more touchy with his S/O when they're alone.

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser?)

He's... average. He's not a big kisser to be honest. He's fine with receiving them (in private only, do NOT try to kiss him in front of school staff or his students) but he rarely initiates them. His lips are usually pretty dry (please gift him chapstick) and his own kisses are usually very short pecks on the forehead, top of the head, back of the hand, or lips.

L = Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)

IT TAKES THIS BITCH FOREVER!!!!!! Literally has to have Balam push him into confessing. It's... awkward... but rather casual. He simply asks if they wanna join him for tea or coffee... together... as a date perhaps... because he likes them. Balam is giving him two thumbs up from the bushes.

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

He's thought about it. It would be nice to settle down with his S/O. He wouldn't do anything elaborate or flashy, he'd probably propose in the middle of some mundane task. Just a simple, "Do you want get to married?" while grading papers or something. Marriage to Kalego wouldn't be that different from dating him. He's a "sticks to a routine" kind of guy so not much would change.

N = Nicknames (What do they call their s/o?)

He's not big on nicknames but when alone he may call them darling or dear.

O = On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

Literally no one but Balam (and maybe Opera) knows he has a crush. He looks their way a lot but with his glare everyone assumes S/O is in danger cause they think he wants to kill them. He's not great at expressing positive feelings most of the time but he does try to keep his tone a little more neutral so he doesn't scare them off. But when he interacts with them he's noticably a little calmer and patient.

P = PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Are they rather shy when others are watching?)

He will admit to being in a relationship with his S/O but he prohibits them from PDA at the school. If they decide to mess with him and kiss him in front of his coworkers or students he will give them the cold shoulder for the rest of the day.

Q = Quirk (Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.)

His ability to focus no matter what comes in handy around the house. Chores get done pretty quickly.

R = Romance (How romantic are they? Cliché or rather creative?)

His idea of romance is rather unique. He's not going to show off or smother them with attention and affection. He'll be more open with them than other people and he'll tend to do more for them than others. He's not one to expect flowers from at random but he will set up surprise dates at their favorite places every now and then.

S = Support (Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?)

He believes they can do anything they put their mind to and he's more than willing to help (so long as it's something that wouldn't jeopardize his reputation or position) if they need it.

T = Thrill (Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?)

He prefers routine. As stated before he will make a surprise date every now and then but it's usually more for his S/O than him. He's more content to just curl up on the couch and read or watch a movie with them.

U = Understanding (How good do they know their partner?)

He can usually read them rather well. He notices all their small quirks and habits. Yes he has a little book dedicated to notes about them.

V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

He values the relationship as much as he values his reputation amongst his colleagues, so it's quite important to him!

W = Wild Card (A random Fluff Headcanon.)

He's both touch starved and touch adverse so when he decides to let someone close enough to touch him it's a very vulnerable moment. He likes to lay on his S/O's chest or lap and have his head stroked until he falls asleep.

X = XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

With someone special to him he can be a cuddler. He dislikes being touched by most but with someone he loves he'll want to lay on and against them every chance he gets in private.

Y = Youth (The morning is the youth of the day, so what’s it like waking up by their side? how do they feel waking up with their s.o?)

He wakes up early. Very early. He will wake his S/O before going to work because he doesn't want them wasting all day sleeping but he usually waits until an hour or so before he has to leave for work. Although... since S/O is around now he secretly stays in bed a tiny bit longer to hold them before he gets up to make breakfast and arrange paperwork for the day.

Z = Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?)

He will literally kill to protect them. Like straight up slay a beast into oblivion if it's threatening them. When it comes to other sapient demons he'll threaten them and try to get some other higher ups involved, but if ot doesn't work then he has no problem raising a magical hand towards the demon. He is even willing to spare a demon if his S/O pleads for him to stop.

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

excuse me can i ask sfw and nsfw headcanons of Balam and Kalego with fem! human! assassin! reader as Yor Forger from spy x family?

Kalego:

Wont really say it out loud but it very impressed with your skills. He had no idea humans were capable of such things so it opens his eyes a little.

When the two of you spar, he is a little less worried about hurting you but is happy to know that in most cases you should be able to protect yourself from demons so long as magic doesn't get involved.

Will never in his life admit this and will die if it comes out, but he kinda likes being overpowered in bed. Just tie him up or hold his wrists above his head while you ride him into the sunset and he is weak

He never thought of himself as a kinky man but when he noticed how flexible you were, he kinda started playing around with positions and damn, he didn't know sex could feel like that.

Balam:

Very impressed and will tell you repeatedly. Though it usually comes with a lot of questions concerning humans and the full extent of their abilities.

Kinda wants to do some experiments but tries to contain himself. Is very amused when you challenge him to physical activities. Especially when you're drunk because you get a little arrogant and try to arm wrestle him. Of course, being the absolute sweetheart he is, he lets you win. Not that you remember come morning.

He was always worried with his partners that he would hurt them, between his claws, talons, and teeth but he doesn't feel as scared with you since you have demonstrated how resilient you are. This has brought out his more possessive side during sex.

Loves tying you up and seeing what you can and can't break out of during sex.

[aretheyqueer]

Are they genderfluid?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

[ciaossu-imagines]

Fun idea to think about:

What food "atrocities" would your faves get up to?

For example my brain went straight to: Yamamoto is the type to put ketchup on Pasta and get instantly banned from the entire country of italy.

These do not have to be only italian crimes. As a german for example I feel my toes curl outwards when I hear of "sweet Pretzles", and i know for a fact that sticking your chopsticks into rice is not just rude, but a straight up taboo in japan.

So I wondered if you could think of anything. Doesnt have to be KHR related.

Just wanna give you something fun to think about

You are right! This is definitely a fun idea to think about! I’m sorry it took so long to get the reply out to you, but thanks so much for the request and for allowing me such freedom within it. Also, totally not feeling called out by the ketchup on pasta comment. Totally not…for what it’s worth though, a bag of pasta and a large bottle of ketchup costs about $10 where I live, so it’s cheap and does a lot of meals, which is good for when you’re a broke bitch but still want to live. I hope you’ll enjoy some of the thoughts I have on each of my current favourites or focuses from a variety of my fandoms!

From KHR, two words – blue steak. Because it’s certainly one of Bel’s favourites. His steak? Yeah, he wants it to have just been mooing like, two seconds ago. He wants the steak and the pan it was cooked in to have had just the barest, briefest hint of a romance. They barely kissed, in other words. The level he eats it at isn’t just rare, but even below rare, and it sometimes kind of grosses other people out. Of course, Bel being Bel, he kind of delights in this fact and it makes him even more enamored of this particular ‘food crime’.

From K Project, I think Fujishima eats Kit-Kats without ever breaking any of the bars. He just unwraps the top part of the Kit-Kat bar and takes a big bite out of it.

From Servamp, Tsurugi eats with his hands a lot of the time. Unless it’s absolutely inconceivably to eat something with just his hands, like hot soup, he’s probably eaten a dish using solely his hands before. He does know utensils exist and he’ll use them, only sometimes when it’s a more casual setting, or most of the time when he’s in a public setting, he just vastly prefers eating with his hands.

From Iruma-kun, Sabnock has eaten hard-boiled and soft-boiled egg with the shell on. More than once. He doesn’t even really see much a difference in eating it whole or peeling the shell off besides that there’s more flavour and texture with the shell on.

From Bungou Stray Dogs, when Dazai really feels like pissing people off, or is just extremely lazy, he makes tea completely incorrectly. He’ll just pop a teabag in a cup, run the tap water until it gets really, really hot, and fill the cup and ta-da, tea. He makes sure to let everyone around him know how delicious it is while he drinks it. He also reuses teabags…just never for his own cup of tea.

Rock from Nanbaka definitely puts ketchup on his eggs. He also kind of really digs French fries dipped into ranch dressing.

Togano from Eyeshield 21 is just kind of really guilty of forgetting to season any food he cooks. Despite what people think, he can cook more than just cup noodles, but all of his cooking is pretty unsatisfying and bland, though he doesn’t really understand why, which is why he eats prepackaged foods or takeout so often.

From The Vampire Dies In No Time, Satetsu really likes mayo. He’ll eat just mayo sandwiches – just bread and mayo. He also enjoys it on rice, but he only indulges that guilty pleasure when he’s alone.

Charles Bernard from Jujutsu Kaisen scrapes off the frosting from Oreos and throws it away because he thinks it tastes gross. He then just eats the chocolate parts of the cookies, but instead of chewing them, he kind of just lets them slowly dissolve in his mouth.

In another Oreo related crime, Fenrir Godspeed from IkeRev would eat Oreos with honey mustard unashamedly.

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Naberius Kalego courting you

How kalego acts around you & what he does

A/n: Theres very little content of "Welcome to demon school! Iruma-kun" so I'm here to change that :) ps. Kalego first & then I'll do Balam later

He's in denial to put it point blank

Knows that he's feeling something for you

Just doesn't want to come to terms with it

Doesn't want his work and productivity level to decrease just bc of you

At first he’ll treat you kind of roughly

Mean-ish

Like a school boy not knowing how to flirt so he decides to bully 💀

Balam can definitely sense the change in kalego’s behaviour

Tries to advise him to treat you kinder

Gets defensive..

But after having a nice looong talk with Balam, something change

He greets you in the morning and asks about mundane things

If he sees you carrying too many papers he offers to help

Strikes mindless conversations with you

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR STAFF IMPOSTOR (?) ARC

After what happens, he becomes protective

He’ll check in on you at random times

Keeping an eye out for you

Also secretly leaves flowers at your table

He’s improving (ｰ ｰ;)

Also attentive to who you’re talking/ close too

It’s not that he doesn’t trust his colleagues

He just wants to play it safe

Offers to walk you home now as well

He knows that he should make a move soon because you can never be too sure what will happen

But, he wants to be absolutely sure that he knows you feel the same for him

The last thing he wants to do is make you uncomfortable