#mahito is annoying

[amaranthine-apollo]

Do we think Mahito watches people sleep silently or pretends to sleep and just goes “*Honk* mimimimi.. *Honk* mimimimi..” obnoxiously loud

[abbacchiosbelt]

New Year

Pairing: Yandere Mahito x GN!Reader

Notes: i wrote this while high and didn't edit it so sorry if it's funky

WC: 792

Notes: Yandere, implied kidnapping, implied death (not of reader), nonconsensual kissing, Mahito being a menace.

“Look what I got you!”

The words that left Mahito’s mouth instantly have you on guard. You warily turn towards your captor, narrowing your eyes at the generic bag that he excitedly shakes in your direction. Anything Mahito gave you was never what it seemed - there were no gifts without strings, nor was anything given to you without purpose. Whether it was to terrify or to sicken or to make you beg for him to stop, there was always a reason.

Mahito ignores your expressions and bounds over to you, dumping the bag out all over the couch cushion next to you. It takes you a moment to register what you’re seeing, your eyes darting between Mahito and the pile on the couch.

Next to you sits a pile of various items, the one thing they had in common being their reason for existence: the celebration of 2024. The new year…? It couldn’t be. It’d… there was no way it had been that long. Mahito kept the time and date from you, but you swore you’d been somewhat accurate in counting the days that had passed. You want to ask him if this is some kind of joke, but no words make it past your scratchy throat.

You look up at him, mouth parted - and the unnaturally large smile that seems to span his entire face answers the words that refuse to pass your lips. Mahito’s hand comes to your face and for one millisecond you think it’s all over before he simply squishes your cheeks together with his fingers.

“Are you so happy you can’t speak?” Mahito presses his fingers into your cheeks upward to push your lips into a crude smile, only stopping when he presses so hard that you whimper. “There you go. If you can’t speak, you can at least give me a smile after I went to the trouble of getting you this stuff.”

Mahito grabs one of the accessories from the pile - a party hat with a generic New Year quote - and places it on your head, adjusting it so that the band under your chin is just so. He grabs a noise maker for himself and startles you by leaning forward to blow it in your face, leaning back to cackle when you jolt away.

“You know, this is one of those human holidays I don’t really get.” Mahito waves the noise maker as he speaks, specks of glitter falling to the floor. “All the humans I took this stuff from seemed to be having fun. Especially the couples.” 

The humans…? Your blood turns ice-cold in an instant. While Mahito rambles, you force yourself to look back at the pile. You hadn’t noticed it before, but there was a faint, metallic smell in the air. It was different than the sickeningly sweet stink of rot that clung to Mahito.

It smelled fresh.

If you looked hard enough in the pile, there’s no doubt that you’d find several things spattered with blood.

Mahito startles you out of your shock when his hands are suddenly on your shoulder, the icy cold chill of his skin biting even through your clothing. “Hey. Are you listening?”

You nod, still unable to speak, but Mahito doesn’t retreat from your space. He presses in forward until his lips nearly rest against yours, and you struggle not to recoil at the scent of iron that clings to his mouth.

“We were supposed to kiss at midnight, but since you don’t know what time it is, now is as good as ever.”

Mahito places his lips against yours, surprisingly chaste, and pulls away. “I forgot to tell you. You’re the only person I’ve kept long enough to see a new year go by with.” He gives you no time to react before he leans in again to capture your lips in a domineering kiss, ignoring your groan of discomfort when he wrenches your mouth open with his inhuman tongue and licks the inside of it. He stops again, pulling back in full this time.

Mahito places his hand on your shoulder like you’d seen him do before to the many humans he’d mutilated and forced you to watch. Paralyzed by fear, feeling ridiculous with the hat on your head that had most definitely belonged to a now-dead person, you finally manage to squeak out a plea for mercy. “Mahito, please don’t hurt me!”

“Calm down, cutie. I just wanted to wish you a proper new year for our first time together.” 

Mahito lifts the noise maker he’d shoved in his pocket to his lips and blows it hard, giggling like a child when he pulls it away from his mouth.

“Happy New Year! And if you’re lucky, you’ll be here next year too~”

[eggslamwich]

Idk why the fandom makes Mahito so short not only is she canonically almost 6 feet tall you’re telling me they don’t have awkward weirdo tall girl energy?

[chiarrara]

sorry not sorry, I love jjk but the power system doesn't make any sense. it's a lot of hand waving over vague intellectual concepts the author doesn't actually fully understand which makes it sound really smart, complex, and deep. But really it's ricocheting between an ode to classic shounen power systems and a straight up recreation of them with a new coat of paint.

And that's fine! It's cool to get inspiration from philosophy and mathematics and physics, it's fine to use that inspiration without having a deep theoretical understanding of the concept, and jjk is nothing if not an ode to and a new iteration of the essence of the shounen genre.

But it doesn't mean the author's explanations of that power system--in the text itself or in additional materials--make any more coherent sense than the quantum physics in marvel movies. Trying to make sense of this stuff is a futile effort because it's not fully developed to that scale, and I think that leaves a lot of people either filling in the gaps themselves and misremembering that as text, or deciding the author is actually way smarter than them and they would need a lot more information to understand it, which is not true, because it doesn't actually make sense.

Complex ideas can be explained at very accessible levels in very simplistic ways when they are deeply and fully understood. If someone actually knows more than you, they won't make you feel like you can't understand the things they know. If they do, it's because they don't understand it well enough to explain it.

[literalite]

my favourite character type is just Massive Fucking Cunt

[n0tark]

day 5 ; amputation

goretober!!! and mahito

[ansatsu-sha]

Mahito / Jujutsu Kaisen S2E7

[epickiya722]

"Itadori is kinda useless unless he's doing the jumping" 🙄

He literally be putting in equal amount of work whenever he was fighting someone. And when he goes one to one with someone, they have to pull all sorts of tricks on him. (Looking at you, Mahito.) Mind you, he's still giving them a hard time WITH JUST PUNCHES AND KICKS!! WHY DO YOU THINK ANYONE HE FIGHTS HAS TO USE TRICKS?!

HOW IS HE "USELESS"? DID WE NOT JUST SEE HIM THROW A CAR WITH JUST HIS OWN STRENGTH? DID HE NOT MANAGE TO STILL HANDLE HIS OWN AGAINST CHOSO?! DID WE NOT JUST SEE HIM ACTUALLY LAND HITS ON MAHITO IN THE RECENT EPISODE?!

HELL, IN SEASON 1, DIDN'T HE NOT PUNCH THROUGH MAHITO'S DOMAIN TO HELP NANAMI?!

Keep in mind, Itadori has always been strong and capable of fighting. There is a flashback scene from his middle school days where he fought about a group of high school bullies like it was nothing. And this was his face...

Itadori would be useless if he just stood there like "Oh, no, what am I to do" with a dumb look on his face. But no!! Whether it's by himself or with another person, HE ACTUALLY PUTS IN THE EFFORT!!!

Like, if you're really letting this season make you think Itadori isn't capable of fighting... wow...

[tiredhermitgirl]

How are these two

Voiced by the same VA?????

Like my GOD voice actors are AMAZING!!!

[saturnsorbits]

Okay, so I know we all hate him, but Mahito is a legitimately brilliant villain...

[raamitsu]

Not gonna lie to yall, Sukuna looks so cute here 🥰

[ebbing-terror]

Lynn: "So let me be~ and I'll set you free~ I am in misery~ there ain't nobody who can comfort me~~🎶

Mahito 1: I SAVE D!CK BY GIVING IT CPR!! PUT MY MOUTH ON IT JUST LIKE CPR!!! LET'S MAKE P○RN AND WATCH IT ON VCR!!! 🎵

Mahito 2: REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS!!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!!! REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS!!!!🎵🎵🎵

[atlas-the-bastard]

watching mha rn and its alright but shigaraki tomura is reminding me SO much of mahito from jjk and its pissing me off😪

[anccaku]

OK just take my money.

[buddyhollyscurls]

i'm sick of Mahito can he just like die already pls

[evitamylove]

HOw dO pEoPlE LiKe MaHiTo?!?!

CUZ HES A FREAK AND GROSS AS SHIT AND ITS ENTERTAINING TO WATCH HIM LMAO???? SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY UR NOT QUIRKY OR SPECIAL FOR HATING A VILLAIN YOU SAD FREAK LFMFJDKAKJGKAMD