#JUAT SHUT UP

[evitamylove]

HOw dO pEoPlE LiKe MaHiTo?!?!

CUZ HES A FREAK AND GROSS AS SHIT AND ITS ENTERTAINING TO WATCH HIM LMAO???? SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY UR NOT QUIRKY OR SPECIAL FOR HATING A VILLAIN YOU SAD FREAK LFMFJDKAKJGKAMD

[wackpedion]

I wish my mom wasn't so dead set on making me get rid of everything that makes me happy, because it's "clutter". I'm surrounding myself with things that bring me joy, that give me energy, it's self love, but nooooo it's clutter and i have to fucking throw them out. Nevermind the fact that I'm autistic or that I fucking pay rent but allowing me to do what I want with my space is too outrageous apparently cuz my mom "likes it a certain way" she can go fuck herself why is what's in my room any concern to her. And then she's surprised that I'm terribly sad. Wow who would've thought

[noramthe]

Omg i have been putting it off but since it’s venti's birthday i need to write something for him anything

[ricciardoshoeys]

I'm so petty that if I was Daniel I would find a way to not even allow clown team say my name publicly without having to give me a compensation.

But I'm not and my boy is way to gracious to do things like that.

[starflight707]

im out of my adderall and the pharmacy is backordered by like a month im gonna fucking DIE

[enchantedephiphany]

But it really is a thankless job esp for someone so emotionally fragile and empathetic and easily discouraged

[fangsforfags]

got my check but its from the wrong fucking month. ihavw to kill everyond

[crazedboykinnie]

Born to yap, forced to pace myself

[beghar]

people gonna act like no one gets them but fr if none of ur liberal therapists or friends too scared to tell u u ain't special fr idc u got anxiety depression bad environment whatever taking a deep breathe and tryna stop taking things seriously forcing urself to not by reminding ur brain to not by correcting it everytime it exaggerates a situation does help. when u r anxious on the bus, force urself to take ur headphones off and start mentally noting things ab everyone in ur sight... people watch... listen to the noise of the bus and it's patterns or look at the details on the buildings outside. or when u go to a grocery store. stop a second and just fucking tell urself that they are just people. force urself to realise that they are strangers and have no power on u, but also share ur humanity with u, and don't make it a mission to walk in look at the floor and walk out... smile at a couple, it freaks u out but force it, u probably won't get it right the first time but fuck it. ask the lady at the counter if she is doing well. even if u stutter. make it a habit

[barry2018-2023]

like the fact that 20 hours into my first playthrough im already thinking about my second playthrough. it's deadly.

[amerasdreams]

ok. I only have so much energy. It's very limited. I can only spend it on my dreams, OR something that leeches my soul. The soul leeching jobs take more energy out than the ones that fulfil me. If i focus on them, I will never be able to fulfill my dreams. Time is running out. I really have to focus now. Focus what little energy I have. It's either just resign myself to living a life I would always detest, or work toward skmethig that fits me. I put out my energy into something I hate, I will get things i hate in return.

In am jot a conventionalperson. Normal things and normal society eill never suit me. It'd follow my dreams-- or nothing-- a life not worth living.

[11fflower11]

Cultural appropriation? Okay.

Don't decorate a Christmas tree, it's pagan.

Don't decorate your house with green shit and stuff during Christmas, it's pagan.

Don't buy, make, or eat the dessert "Yule log", it's pagan.

Don't use Santa, the fat guy who flies around giving presents to people, it's pagan.

Twelve days of Christmas? More like twelve days of the winter solstice.

Kissing under the mistletoe?

A star at the top of the tree?

Ornaments on the tree?

Caroling?

Eggnog?

December 25th?

These are only a few examples.

So, don't talk to me about cultural appropriation when cultural and religious appropriation are everywhere, and they have been for years. You only seem to care about specific things and people. Why?

[mrsnancywheeler]

finnick odair x black cat!partner

based off this request and this one

masterlist

finnick would be drawn to you quietly observant you are, you're not eager to talk, but once you do he can tell how much attention you pay to your surroundings

it's not easy for him to slip into your small circle or friends, but he's persistent, finnick would make an effort to understand you, to help you trust him

you'd spend your time reading books, staring out at the waves, letting the breeze surround you and finnick would start appearing, eager to talk, interrupt your alone time

he knew you'd never admit it, but behind the facade of annoyance you enjoyed talking to him

he was ecstatic when he'd finally pestered it out of you that you had feelings for him too, something that you'd barely whispered and then rolled your eyes at his reaction, if only to try not to blush

finnick would never force you into a social situation you didn't want to be in, and if you did reluctantly agree to go to a party with him and anyone even thought about commenting on how aloof you were he'd be there to defend you

not like he'd need to though, you were ready to snap back at anyone

finnick didn't care if you preferred to sit with him in silence, your presence showed enough to him

he did love to get under your skin occasionally

"What're you doing?" You mumbled, you'd been reading on the bed and Finnick was now interrupting this by slipping his hands around you.

"Juat wanna hold you, darling." He insisted, trying to nuzzle his face into your neck. It was a pathetic, lackluster attempt when you dropped the book to try and push him off.

"No, Finnick!" You whined and could swear you could feel his cocky grin on your skin. "Let me go."

He grabbed the book with his free hand and you tried to grab it as he put it on the bedside table near you. "I don't think you want me so, honey."

"Give it back." Your glared, but there wasn't even a glimmer of determination on them.

"No." Finnick kissed you, that infuriating smile gracing his face. You followed his lips for a second before remembering you were supposed to be against this.

"Finnick!" You frowned as wrapped his body fully around you, he was so comfortable, it truly would've been easier to give in. He hummed in response, fingers tracking his fingers around your arms. It was so soothing that you let out an involuntary sigh.

"I heard that." God how you hated him.

"Oh shut up!" You tried to argue, but soon enough you'd fully succumbed to the comfort of his arms, melting in much to Finnick's joy.

you'd do small things for him that had him bursting with joy that would make you want to retreat into your shell, but eventually you couldn't resist that it made you want to smile too

it terrified you, the way finnick odair had crept up on you

and he would've praised the ground you walked on if we was able, finnick appreciated how you no matter what anyone thought was so easily proven wrong, you were so sweet and compassionate underneath the introverted, aloof exterior

finnick would be hopelessly enamored by a black cat! partner

[d6volution]

I had to post this in pic format bc tumblr wouldn't allow me to edit my draft, so it deleted the original ask..

anyways!

tags: somnophilia, jax in heat, rough sex, dirty talk.

Jax fucked his palm more times than he count... but it wasn't making this process any better. Flushed and panting, he stared down at himself in shame.. He was too embarrassed to come to you with this problem. It was the first heat he'd been in heat since you two had started hooking up.

He.. had 'forgotten' to mention it to you.

But in this almost drunken haze, he could no longer help it. He needed you. He was convinced only your pussy was the antidote to cease his suffering..

Jax crept out of his room casually. The halls were dim, and he headed over to your room. His cock still straining in his pants the entire time.

He made it to your room and pressed his ear up against the door, "Y/N..? you awake in there, doll?" He spoke against the door, but it creaked open from weight of his body.

"Heh, not even locked... you're just askin' for it aren't ya?" He grinned widely to himself and made to sure to lock the door behind him. "You should be more careful of your surroundings y/n." He spoke, albeit quietly. You were still sleeping after all. "Some perverted nutcase could creep into your room at any time." He grumbled while climbing onto your bed, hovering over your sleeping form.

You were so pretty, lying on your back ...bits and pieces of your skin on display due to your pajamas being rustled around in your sleep.

His hand trailed up your waist, and you shivered, "Sorry, y/n.. ya know, I'm usually one for foreplay but.." His body was going crazy, his hands trembling just from touching and being so close to you. He pulled off his overalls, smacking his tip against your clothed cunt.

"Ya want me in here, baby? Yeah, you do.." He pushed your pj's aside and rubbed his throbbing tip against your cunt. You whimpered, and your eyebrows furrowed, but you didn't wake.

"Mn.. stay still for me." He spoke and held your leg so they couldn't snap shut upon entry, his hips thrusted forward, and he buried himself into you all in one go. He couldn't wait. He didn't care if you woke up. The sudden warmth and tightness was overwhelming that he juat opted to start pistoning his cock in and out of you.

Your eyes shot open, your cunt burning with pleasure and slight pain from the sudden intrusion.

"Mnh- J.. Jax..!!" You whined but he put his full weight onto you now, holding your leg beneath your knee and pushing it towards your head to give him better access.

"Ngh... s.. so good for me.." He wasn't aware you were awake until he felt your hand pressing on his chest. He was so far gone that it didn't matter right now. He used his free hand to grip your qrist and slam it dowm into the bed. "J.. Just stay still and let me take care of you baby, need to fuck you til you're pregnant.."

Your cunt tightened up at his sudden declaration, what has gotten into him!? Unfortunately you couldn't protest, it felt too good.. your sleepy mind was overwhelmed by the sudden pleasure coursing through your body.

"Mn.. I felt that.. you want it to right..? Want me too breed you dollface?" He chuckled and adjusted himself a little digging deeper inside of you. Hit that spongy spot in your cunt that made your back arch and eyes rolll to the back of your head.

"C.. Cumming... Jax.. hhaa..." You whined out and he held you close, his climax was fast approaching too.

"Nghh.. take it, take it.. don't waste a drop." He said as he rutted into you, cum spilling from his dick and deep inside of you.

"Not bad for bein' half asleep.. So.. feelin' up for round two, babe?"

[beelanddiavolosimp-blog]

Suggestion!

I'm genderfluid, and I was wondering if you could do a obey me! Brothers react to someone being transphobic of MC?

Juat a random little idea.

Oh no...lots of planned deaths will be happening..but of course!

The brothers reaction to someone being transphobic to MC

Lucifer

He has always been accepting of you he always saw you as his lover and nothing more nothing less. He hasn't heard much transphobic talk so he never felt he needed to do something about it until one demon changed all that. They were using very hurtful comments knowing exactly what they were doing. He immediately storms over and stares the demon right in their eyes. "I suggest you shut your mouth before I have Diavolo banish you from devildom or better yet let me deal with you." He says his demon form on the verge of escaping. Of course the demon backed off letting out small apologies before running away. He immediately goes to comfort MC saying all the demons words were trash and nothing that could ever be the truth.

Mammon

He already is very defensive of Mc in the first place so when someone bad mouths them it isn't too pretty. Which is exactly what's happening in this situation. The moment he hears any sort of negative comment he immediately gets set off. He of course was damn near a few inches away from MC so he heard it loud and clear. He has no self restraint and his demon form was immediately out in the open. "The hell did ya say? I'll make you eat your damn words then the floor next!" He says spewing more threats before having MC intervene. He after being calmed down and distanced immediately checked up on you apologizing for being too aggressive in front of you (not for being aggressive towards the asshole)

Levi

He isn't very confrontationally to begin with so when situations like so occur he freaks out. Once he sees MC is hurt from these horrible comments he immediately drags them away. If the demon insists on following he eventually snaps. "One more step and lotan will have you for dinner" he quickly states. Once MC is away and safe he nervously checks up on them hoping they aren't too hurt and affected or else he'd relay this incident to Lucifer... anonymously...sure

Satan

As expected it doesn't end well. He tried to hold his temper and ward the transphobic asshole off with a few threats but the demon wasn't listening. He eventually lost his temper and not even MC could calm him. Lucifer had to be called and the two were safely back at the house of lamentation. Once he was coherent he apologized for his outburst and for not listen to MC. He does however promise no one will make comments like those again after seeing what happened to the last demon.

Asmos

With how he is he's dealt with stuff like this demon before. He covers Mc's ears and glares at the demon "hunny look at that outfit I wouldn't spout out anymore low life insults when you can barely dress yourself." He then walks MC away and distracts them. He did however alert Lucifer of this demon and let whatever happens happen☺️

Beel

He loves family and MC so whenever one is threatened he isn't such a great person to be around. This demon has some balls for saying such harsh things to MC when beel is standing right there next to them. He suddenly grabbed the demons shirt with one hand and looks them dead in the eyes. "Stop talking." He suddenly says. MC rests their hand on him to ease his anger a bit. It works he lets the demon down and goes to take a step forward and the demon has already scurried off. He turns to MC and cups their face "are you alright" he asks his demeanor completely different from before.

Belphie

He's an asshole by nature so... The demon wasn't very smart doing such a thing. As soon as he spoke and said one hurtful comment and MC's face dropped he suddenly grabbed the demon and forced them to sleep. He would have gone further if MC didn't step in. "Don't Lucifer will have your head if you do anything more" MC states and he sighs walking them both away. Still not getting that demon out of his head eventually doing something but no one will know that.

[likablemuffin]

Lol Leo just casually almost dying in the last chapter by Donnie

(From: Random ROTTMNT chatfic)

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usernames: 

Mikey: Glowyboi

Leo: Neon-Leon

Raph: PIZZAPIGEON

Donnie: Bootyyyshaker9000 (of course)

Also any spelling mistakes is intentional!

Glowyboi: raph leos still laying on the floor

PIZZAPIGEON: Donnie why did you beat him up

Bootyyyshaker9000: Because he insulted me.

PIZZAPIGEON: Donnie seriously?

Bootyshaker9000: What?

PIZZAPIGEON: HES KNOCKED OUT!

Bootyyyshaker9000: So?

PIZZAPIGEON: What do you mean so?? You knocked him out!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: No I didn't.

PIZZAPIGEON: yes you did.

                                       Neon-Leon has entered the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: SHIT-

PIZZAPIGEON: DONNIE!

Neon-Leon: hi fam

Glowyboi: hi leo! Are you doing any better?

Neon-leon: a bt bettr ye

Bootyshaker9000: Even after I attempted to beat some actual good spelling into you, you still suck at spelling?

Neon-leon: u probly gve me brain damge

Bootyyyshaker9000: Although I appreciate you saying I am powerful enough to do so, I do not think I gave you brain damage.

Neon-Leon: how du u now

Bootyyyshaker9000: Its "know" Leon.

Neon-Leon: answr th qeston dee

Bootyyyshaker9000: How can you even spell that bad???

Glowyboi: dang this is fun to watch

PIZZAPIGEON: I agree

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh shoot I forgot you guys were there.

Neon-Leon: wow

Bootyyyshaker9000: Shut up Leo.

Neon-Leon: :(

PIZZAPIGEON: Donnie! Thats very rude!

Bootyyyshaker9000: You're not my mom.

PIZZAPIGEON: But I am your older brother.

Glowyboi: u know i just realized its literilly like 2 a.m. why are we all awake

Bootyyyshaker9000: That's not how you spell literally Mikey.

Glowyboi: but seriously tho why are we all awake

Neon-Leon: i jst woke up fron bein passef ouy

Bootyyyshaker9000: I'm literally getting seizures from trying to read your messages Leon.

Neon-Leon: ita not my fult my ands ar saking

Bootyshaker9000: What the fuck are you even trying to say.

PIZZAPIGEON: DONNIE!!

Glowyboi: imma go make myself some popcorn

Neon-Leon: srsly my ands ar saking so muxh rn

PIZZAPIGEON: wait why are your hands shaking leo?

Neon-Leon: i juat woke up fron bein psssed our an also in trid

Bootyyyshaker9000: You're trid?? What the hell does that mean.

Neon-Leon: *tried

Neon-Leon: *tred

Neon-Leon: *tried

Bootyyyshaker9000: You really cant say it can you.

Neon-Leon: *tired

Glowyboi: ah thats what you were trying to sau

Bootyyyshaker9000: And now you're spelling things wrong.

Glowyboi: *say 

Glowyboi: sorry

PIZZAPIGEON: I think im gonna go to bed now

Glowyboi: same here

Neon-Leon: i cnt slep so il go boter dee

Bootyyyshaker9000: Please don't

Neon-Leon: i wil

PIZZAPIGEON: Why cant you sleep?

Neon-Leon: insomnia

Bootyyyshaker9000: I'm actually slightly impressed you spelled that correctly.

Neon-Leon: :D

Glowyboi: my hsmds aee srartimg to shskr so bue

                        Glowyboi left the chat

PIZZAPIGEON: shoot his hands seemed to be shaking a lot

Neon-Leon: ya

PIZZAPIGEON: Im gonna go check on him

PIZZAPIGEON: see ya bros

                         PIZZAPIGEON has left the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: Great now I'm stuck with you.

Neon-Leon: were gonna ave a fin niht >:3

Bootyyyshaker9000: Groan.

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