#magnus archives jurgen leitner

[taikavaras]

From the Library of Jurgen Leitner.

Handbound book I made inspired by the Magnus Archives podcast episode 88 : Dig, which you can hear a clip from on the video

My instagram is taikavaris if you want more weird art

[whooissthissdivaa]

The jurgen leitner hate is real

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[jouxlskaard]

elias in hades, perchance?

if tma were a hades-style roguelike I think it'd be entertaining to have elias just show up like a little bitch and give you tasks that eventually give you rewards. I don't think he'd show up as the final boss until much later on in the story (equivalent to the hades epilogue) where he'll become the eye's pupil and the player (presumably jon) has to kill him to stop the eyepocalypse or smth (don't question my thought process too much I haven't actually rationalised it all in my head yet lol)

[kairos-polaris]

Jonah sacrificing that guy isn't a parallel to Gertrude sacrificing Michael. Jonah did it for the sake of his curiosity while Gertrude believed she was saving the world. But you know who sacrificed their assistants for the sake of knowledge?

JURGEN MOTHERFUCKING LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[tentotea]

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

[momokarp]

A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

[shart-factory]

in the library. straight up "jergen it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My leitner

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

Do you hear that

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This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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is there wifi down here

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no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

my bad

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[jellysmudge]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day

[theboombutton]

It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.

He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.

[monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

Jurgen: And 😱 one time....😔 I got attacked 😲 by an angry goth 😢 😭 😞😑

Jon: Oh <3 ❤️ that'll be 🤗 our ✨️gerard✨️🤩😘🤩🥰😝

[cult-of-the-eye]

I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that

[mintytea-exe]

Elias, an avatar of the Watcher, choosing how he wants to kill people:

[shitty-tmagp-theories]

if ink5oul is stealing tattoo designs from dead bodies, and said designs have spooky properties, is ink5oul not just tattoo Jurgen Leitner