#magma feels better. but i dont want the to be all i use. also its not better all the time

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Guys how do you draw im so sick of procreate

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

July 26th

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1. hi! pease help me find this fic because i really want to re read this.

junior quartet got sent back around sunshot campaign (i think?) because in the future, the four were there in the guanyin temple face off with jgy, together with lxc, lwj, wwx, and jwy. they were really losing and the seniors told the juniors that they're going to find a way to get out of there. turns out, the seniors sacrificed their life to send the juniors to the past through an array but the juniors didn't know about this. jin guangyao also went back in time because he got into the array in time.

here are some details that im not sure if they're are a part of the fic or it's from others (my mind sometimes mix things up). i hope these help:

- jingyi found young jingyi when they were sent back.

- the juniors went to burial mounds and the people there wer skeptical about them

- later part of the fic, zizhen was not accepted in his family (i forgot why) @moonyramie

FOUND? ❤️ Tragedy is Not the End by Hobbsy3 (T, 358k, wangxian, Time Travel, Torture, Hurt/Comfort, Golden Core Reveal, Canon Divergence from Qiongqi Pass, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Yunmeng sibling bonding, good dad wwx, good dad lwj, JZX Lives, JYL Lives, Junior Quartet Dynamics)

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2. Hello there again! Im looking for this one sci-fi fic where wei wuxian was a scientist and lan wangji was a military soldier. They met during an Alien invation. In the fic they try to figure out how to kill the aliens or how they even got in earth. Thankyou!

FOUND? Number 2 sounds like Son of a SoliderMan, by FireAwayy, who deleted it and quite a few other Untamed fics because of harassment. // Also had Jiang Cheng and Wen Ning as ambulance drivers, Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue and Song Lan as solders who were sent into the area.

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3. Hi! This is for ficfinder. I read this fic a few years ago. Its MDZSXTGCF crossover. Im not familiar with TGCF so maybe there will be some incorrect use of some term and relationship. WWX dies after he jump from a clif and then he become ghost in the ghost city. He work/become a friend with hua cheng. WWX wore a weimao (its either weimao or a red umbrella). HC and XL then feel some disturbance and with WWX they visit a place where they jail jun wu (?) In some mountain. But when they arrive, the jailer tells them its not jun wu. HC, XL, and WWX then continue their investigation and they meet with LXC and NMJ. I think there WWX identity is revealed to LXC and NMJ. They found out that the disturbance is because of yin iron that are thrown to the magma in nighless city acting up. To stop that WWX sacrifice himself and he died again. When i read that fic its still ongoing but i dont know what this fic status right know. Thats all i can remember. Thank you! @idontknowwhattowriteforusername

FOUND! Hi! Im #3 i just found the fic. Its 🔒Can we skip to the Good Part? by pink-lotus-pods (kkomaism) (T, 107k, HuaLian, WangXian, Canon-Typical Violence, Crossover, YLLZ WWX, HuaLian are in Love , Married HuaLian, Slow Build, Canon Temporary Character Death, Ghost WWX, Fix-It of Sorts, Canon Divergence, Blood and Violence, Character Study, Panic Attacks, WWX Has a Mental Breakdown, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, unbearable amounts of sexual tension, Suicidal Thoughts, mild but it’s still there!, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, Genius WWX)

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4. For fic finder, please! I am looking for a modern fic where Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian are raising Jin Ling together and they had a happy little family life, but struggled financially. The two were strippers who eventually catch the eye of Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji who begin to tip them ludicrous amounts of money. I remember the fic laid out their salaries and tips and they were making hundreds of thousands of dollars but they still bemoaned that they were broke and struggling. My confusion over their finances is what I remember most about this fic, lol. Would love to read again, if this rings a bell for anyone! Thank you!

FOUND! Silk & Satin by Brieeze01 (E, 171k, WangXian, LXC/JC, Modern, Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Pole Dancing, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Child LSZ, Child JL, supportive brothers, hardworking brothers, Uncles and nephews, Love Story, Emotions, brokeass pole dancers meet billionaire bachelor brothers, Kinks, Lipstick, High Heels, Blindfolds, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Gentle Sex, Lube, Strip Tease, Dancing, Dirty Dancing, First Kiss, First Time, Love Bites, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Romance, Silk, satin, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Wholesome, Pining, kink appreciation, healthy family relationship, Healthy Relationships, Everybody uses lube, Lapdance)

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5. Hi I was wondering if you know about a certain fic that takes place during the cloud releases study arc. Where Wei Wuxian wakes up one day suddenly and inexplicably pregnant with an egg. I'm pretty sure its incomplete but I read it a while ago and it was interesting. One of the main parts I remember is Jiang Cheng asking/trying to convince Wei Wuxian that he's not pregnant and it's just a "food baby". @wolfcubx2

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6. Hi! First of all thank you for the existence of this blog, I'm pretty sure it's saved my sanity more than once at this point! I'm looking for a post-canon fic where wwx is telling lwj something like "of course I died screaming, I was being torn apart, but I died calling your name bc you were the only good thing I had in my life"

Unfortunately I can't remember whether it was a long fic or a short fic, or even the rest of the plot, I read too many to keep track lololol so I don't have anything else to go on, but that part really stuck out to me and I wondered if it might ring any bells for anyone else! (And if nothing else I might get a different fantastic recommendation out of the deal!!)

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7. looking for this fic, I don’t remember much but it was abo, modern au with wei ying as an omega and lz as an alpha. there was a part in it where wei ying was presenting to lan zhan and lan zhan was thinking something along the lines of omegas don’t actually do that anymore, or something like that.

FOUND? Tastes Like You by airinshaw (E, 30k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Modern AU, Alpha LWJ, Scenting, Claiming Bites, Getting Together, Light Dom/sub)

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8. Hello Hello!!!! So I've scrolled through 20+ pages of my Ao3 history for a fic but can't find it. So I'm hoping yall can help!! Lan Wanji was a vampire who lives alone in the woods away from humans and his family. Wei Wuxian was a traveling merchant who ends up crashing Lan Wanji's place. He breaks the man's privacy by entering a room containing a portrait of Lan Wanji's mom, this inturn leads to Wei Wuxian being kicked out. Lan Wanji feels guilty after a bit and goes out to find him. Wei Wuxian ends up in a bad situation and Lan Wanji attempts to save him. They both end up in like a ravine and Wei Wuxian is near death. The two kiss and Wei Wuxian purposefully cuts his tongue on Lan Wanji's fang. At the taste of Wei Wuxian's blood Lan Wanji goes feral and bites his neck. Wei Wuxian dies right then and there, Lan Wanji is convinced he killed him despite desperately trying to turn him into a vampire. Lan Wanji was successful after a few minutes of mouring and hating himself Wei Wuxian comes to. It ends with a time skip to vampire Wei Wuxian buying something in a market dressed in a sun hat and long sleeves buying something for Lan Wanji @crimson-gay-sought-flower

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9. Hi! Do you know the fic where there's a scene with WWX taking the Wen Remnants away and LWJ is his husband and they kiss goodbye but then WWX tells them no one saw that? I think it might have been a arranged marriage au .. @abijo2024-blog

FOUND? seldom all they seem by Fahye (E, 25k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, or rather Arranged Betrothal, followed by Weapons-Grade Thirst) They're engaged rather than married during the rain scene, but I'd say everything else fits. Hope that helps!

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10. Hi!! I'm looking for a fic where wei ying gets his original body back and absolutely no one recognises him. Wei ying doesn't realise this though and walks around gusu in lan clothing. However people start to think lan wangi's gotten a new consort and get mad at him for doing that to wei ying. @louvoilite

FOUND? Is Your Old Body Considered a Halloween Costume? by The_peregrine_falcon (G, 3k, WangXian, WWX's original body, Junior quartet makes an appearance, LWJ is chief cultivator, Fluff,Canon Compliant, Post-Canon) but I don't recall the villagers thinking he was a new consort

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11. Hello I'm DESPERATELY looking for a Tumblr fic, it's relatively short, in which a demonic cultivation is brought forth to the sects in a conference, and he asks for incense and prays to WWX who, lo and behold, is a sleeping god. Please help??

FOUND?🔒Calling Heaven by mondengel (Not Rated, 2k, WangXian, God au)

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12. Fic finder please! I am looking for a fic that I can’t remember if it was time travel (like WWX went back in time) or if it just was au starting with him as a child. Child/teen WWX joins a theatre troupe and he performs a veiled dance at a Nie gathering and teen Huaisang tries to propose to him thinking that WWX was a beautiful female dancer. It is only several years later that they meet again and realize they had that shared moment. It is a WangXian fic, but this is the scene I remember!

FOUND! The Darkness Before Dawn by PsycheStellata707 (M, 113k, WangXian, WIP, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, BAMF WWX, Attempt at Humor, PTSD, Oblivious WWX, WWX-centric, Blind WWX, Sentient Burial Mounds, Everyone Lives AU, Except Those Who Deserves to Die, Oblivious Pining, Not Canon Compliant)

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13. Soo ik it's a discontinued fanfic of wanxian , and I'm not sure if it's been deleted or the name is changed but, it was on Wattpad i think, and was called 'i will fix everything ' it starts with Wei yung returning in time to when he was at gusu lan for learning, he is sitting in class when he opens his eyes and is shocked by this fact , but then he sees suibian near him and he unsheathed the sword and slit his throat. later it goes as he shows his memories to everyone and they find a way to save

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14. Hello,

I'm looking for a fic, set Modern day, no magic, where Wei Ying runs away/is kicked out? during high-school and years later Lan Zhan finds him at a framers market/ crowded street? .. the scene I remembered specifically that led me to trying to find it is Lan Zhan calling Jiang Yanli and saying "I found him" after seeing him in the streets, and her thinking he means like at a morgue so she starts crying and so he continues with "I found him alive" ...I think Wei Ying also lives with the wens on their farm ...  I realize that that is not alot of information to go on but I read it so long ago, its all i remember, I can't even remember if it is worth searching for to reread but that didn't stop me from spending 3 hours looking before giving up and finding this page to ask

Thank you for taking your free time to to help random people find lost fics! @cassie-joy567

FOUND? clean from the war (your heart fits like a key) by sysrae (E, 28k, WangXian, Modern AU, Reunions, past xy/wwx, xy is fucked up but not evil because it's a modern AU and I said so, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, past wwx/jfm, Past Rape/Non-con, Past Abuse, Rape Recovery, transphobic violence, Victim Blaming, Past wwx/others, allusions to past self-harm)

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15. Here I am again, begging on my knees: can you help me find a fic where wwx finds a book describing a shrine to a good he's never heard about, and goes out to find it. He ends up discovering lwj ascended a long time ago, but he is bound and his temples were burned and devotees killed by the sects, lead by the Lan. Turns out they bound and imprisoned his body and he can only manifest in his temples, and WWX helps him escape the confinement. It is (was?) a WIP, featuring Wangji and Bichen having human forms, lwj is the one who helps wwx master demonic cultivation, creepy rituals that transfer the conscience of a past sect leader into Xichen, and the one who received wwx's golden core is jyl. Please?

FOUND!🔒 We'll Build This House on Stone (Altars) by FluffyHippogriff (E, 270k, WangXian, WIP, Romance, Supernatural Elements, Old God LWJ, Dumb Baby WWX, Friendship, WWX Finds an Ancient Altar, what happens next will shock you, Hijinks & Shenanigans, YLLZ WWX, There's Always a Price, But For Once It's Not WWX's Sweet Bod, Angst with a Happy Ending, Explicit Chapters Will Be Individually Tagged, Bichen Sword, Wàngjī Guqin, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Nonbinary Character, Nonbinary Bichen)

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16. Hi I have been looking for a fic I read and cannot find where Wei Wuxian doesn't realise he and Lan Zhan are dating. I believe it had a scene where the two of them go grocery shopping and run into Lan Zhan's ex, Mo Xuanyu, who tries to persuade Lan Zhan that they should get back together. Obviously, since he believes he has now started seeing Wei Ying he says no. There was something about Wei Ying secretly picking up ice cream for Lan Zhan. If anyone can remember it that would be fabulous, thanks! @funny-it-worked-last-time

FOUND! without your new eyes by anaphoricae (E, 66k, WangXian, Modern, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Sexuality Discovery, Self-Discovery, Literal Sleeping Together, mentions of WWX/others and LWJ/others, Drunk LWJ, Teacher LWJ, WWX is a… throws dart… computer scientist, No Angst, Jealous WWX, Flirty WWX, Eventual Smut, Bottom LWJ, Fluff, Non-Sexual Intimacy, WWX's Love Language is Physical Touch, Guess what: even more non-sexual sleeping together, the plot of the fic is just… co-sleeping, call it the Nap Fic ™, Podfic Available, WWX isn't so much 'oblivious' as he is wilfully blocking some feelings subconsciously, WWX 'idk how I feel' to 'I'm gonna marry him' pipeline)

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17. Hello, I’m looking for a short M or E rated fic, modern au, where wwx talks on social media, likely TikTok, about the benefits of having an older partner who knows exactly what he wants and communicates that clearly. Lwj is older than wwx and has some sort of corporate/business job. There is a chance this was a single chapter in larger work that is a collection of short fics.

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18. Hi! I'm trying to find a Lán Qǐrén/Wēn Ruòhán fic that was deleted on ao3. The title was "God & Monsters." I don't know the author's exact name but I know it had "jupiter" in the username. It's an time travel fic where LQR goes back in time when he was younger during his studies at cloud recesses with WRH, JFM, YZY, etc. I just know it's not "Cursed couple." @cherry1928rev

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19. Argh! For FF, I'm looking for a time travel fixit where Su Minshan time travels and nopes out of CR study arc. It's written in his pov, and he's kind of Indiana Jonesing it, studying the burial mounds for forgotten magics. ANYWAY hope think it would be easy to find Su Minshan redemption/time travel as being reasonably unique, but no. I even failed to bookmark it so help!! @mreisse

FOUND? Dark Promises Amid Rising Screams by meyari (M, 88k, SheYao, WangXian, Time Travel Fix-It, Unreliable Narrator, Major character death, Not Really Character Death, Discussion of Genocide, PTSD, Chronic anxiety, Panic Attacks, Warning: JGS, Warning: WRH, Mind Control, Canon-Typical Violence, Politics, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Sacrifice, Asexual Relationship, Aromantic Relationship, Aro/Ace SS, Aro/Ace MY)

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20. Hi! I remember having read this fic where Lan Zhan is face blind and didn't really notice Wei Wuxian came back to life in a different body, because he just recognised wwx's behavior. It was a very sweet fic and I'd love to read it again, but I totally forgot what it was called and I don't think I bookmarked it :(

I'm pretty sure I read it on ao3, but perhaps it could have just been a tumblr post.

I hope someone knows which fic I'm talking about, but I'm also open to other fics where Lan Zhan (or other characters) are face blind. @ifyourelostjustlookforme

FOUND! Faces by osiesaur (G, 1k, WangXian, lwj is faceblind, wwx and lwj are both learning to communicate better, WWX in MXY's body, they're married, LWJ POV)

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[slaymbo]

more yan!class 1a with earthbender readerr :3

y'all know the sports festival where they had to fight eachother in the ring? yeah, if y/n got to the point where they have to fight todoroki its gonna be INSANE

HEAR ME OUT, OKAY

because technically earthbenders can bend certain oils, riiight?

and it would be hilarious if y/n threw oil at him right after he finally lets himself use his fire

Todoroki steps into the ring, feeling electrified after his victory against Izuku. He knew you were strong, but as the festival went on he realized he was stronger. Or so he thought

"This is it, Y/N. It's impressive that you've made it this far, but I will be the one to end your winning streak once and for all." He says with a bit of melancholy in his voice, wanting to hurt his darling as little as possible.

You said nothing as the cameras focused on you opening a bottle of what seems to be water. Todoroki tilts his head in confusion "I thought you couldn't control water?"

You smile knowingly, shaking your head right before you force the viscous liquid out of the bottle and onto him.

As soon as it hits him, so does realization. This isnt water...it's oil. He runs towards you in an attempt to freeze your precious body in place, but he's too late. The earth around you both starts to rumble and get hot as parts of the ground begin to break apart. Shoto looks into one of the cracks...

Holy shit

That's lava

You strain your muscles as you bring up the hot magma slowly, obviously not wanting to hurt your classmate. Frozen in fear (or awe?), he doesn't even realize that it has already surrounded him. He's fucked.

"I-I...how...huh???" Shoto tries to form a coherent sentence, but all of his words have seemed to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn.

You smile as Midnight declares you as the victor of the match, pushing the lava back from were it came with your quirk and walking up to Shoto, giving him what was essentially a "good job" hug.

that day is when the whole class went crazy over you

yeah, shoto was a bit embarrassed that he was defeated so quickly, but he was more proud of you than anything

your classmates always want to train with you now, you becoming their first pick whenever they must partner up (the rest of them get jealous, but who cares)

izuku not only has ten pages dedicated to you and todoroki's fight (if you can even call it that), but he definitely has multiple videos of it.

bakugo ALWAYS wants to fight with you now, claiming because he 'needs to show you that he's better' (he just loves your attention fr)

denki and sero take any chance they get to flirt with you and put you off rhythm when you fight with them

unrelated rapid fire hcs GO!!!

the bakusquad helps you with vocal tolerance training (itll make sense if you read the other post), it started with far away whispers and now they can yell with you only being slightly overwhelmed!

jirou has totally eavesdropped on you singing in the shower b4, damn near dying because of your angelic voice (you could literally sing like you have nails in your throat, you still sound like an angel to her)

also i feel like she understands being overwhelmed by noises bc of her quirk, so you guys have both had cuddle sessions to calm yourselves down while listening to each others heartbeats

shoji's mask accidently came off one time, and he was ashamed bc he didnt want his darling to think he was ugly!!! but when you gasped and your eyes started twinkling, his heart damn near stopped. you thought he looked good!!! and ever since then he shows his face around u

momo, iida, and shoto all try to compete with each other to see who can get you the most elaborate gifts.

alr thats all i got rn. dont be afraid to send asks! :3

[1tsjusty0u]

hm. major characters' favorite types of weather

HM!!

mipha used to like rain!! its one of the only weathers where new types of creatures come out, like tireless frogs. also its pretty she doesnt care what anyone says its always pretty. especially with how the domains lights reflect off of it!!!! also it feels really nice on her scales. she likes to direct water by moving her arm whe droplets are running across it so it looks like her hand is a small hose if its raining enough. anyways however uh. after vah ruta she probably likes to see the domain sunny again. i dont know how aware she was during the whole being trapped as a spirit thing, so she may still like the rain but’s still weary over it. so right now her favorite weather would probably be sun showers: not enough rain to break the dam and its sunny, but its still raining so critters come out And you feel nice rain on your skin/scales, and the rainbows!!! promises of a better future over all. also i forgot about thunderstorms in the past she’d go over to watch the lightning, nowadays she’ll still watch it but isnt a fan of the noise or wind

on one hand i dont think revali would have a good perception of weather in general (tabantha alone has like. a 2% chance rain and is mostly always sunny, and after doing the shrine quest for the singing chicks/the singing rocks quest rito village is just set to Always Sunny. no i dont know why . so its good chance that for revali itd either be Sunny or Snowy and no in between. ritoes still know of rain though (in game dialogue) so he at least knows of it), however once he does travel i dont think he’d like the rain honestly. makes his feathers wet and heavy and hes not even taking a shower and its Cold >:( . while rainbows would be cool to him once again the rain deters him. snowy is familiar to him but sometimes thats a bad thing. as much as he Knows it its both extremely cold, hard to see through, cold with the Wind making it feel a lot more cold than it is, and yeah. ive said that he would pride himself on being able to see through it which he would but sometimes i think itd be a struggle over all. so he likes sunny the best. thunder irritates him

daruk doesnt have too much of a preference! he likes sunny as its what his home had before death mt was active, rain is something new and surprisingly feels nice, sun showers have both the perks of sunny and rain And have the bonus of rainbows. i dont think he’d like heavy Heavy rain or thunderstorms but yeah! he also wouldnt like snow nor lava/magma weather

urbosa would love thunder storms. gerudo desert as beautiful and homey as it is is so hot. it makes you sluggish tired ready to puke and pass out from heatstroke. unless you have a circlet you will Not Have Fun. always bring water i cannot stress this enough. so having cold rain would already be fun enough, both because of the kind of child instinct of wanting to play in the rain but also Water. Cool. feels nice. minus getting your clothes wet but Still. and then Lightning Too?????? she can practice smiting people and no one would notice!! on a more serious note though she’d like to see thunder in its. Natural Habitat. though she might be a little more weary of it after naboris. also once again she just likes the rain especially if its raining really hard. she does not like snow at all, sunnys meh, sun showers are cool

zelda!!!!!!! thunder storms sun showers and surprisingly enough, snow!! she likes snow the most due to being able to play with snow, snowflakes Looking Like That, and how it feels in general. if its not windy its Perfect for her. sun showers show rainbows and thats mostly what shes a fan of, she Does like the rain but probably a lot more post cal because she can play in mud and dirt and rain with no consequence/shame. she probably Would have shame over it unless there was a goal to it . like walking through bottomless bogs just to get across she’d Do That. but i dont know if she’d actually play play in mud unfortunately </3 . thunderstorms she likes seeing how the thunder Comes In, as they appear through little clouds like the dragon clouds. also did you know that at certain mountain points if its thundering itll turn to snow but the thundering itself wont stop, so itll snow And thunder. i think thatd be her favorite. i dont think she likes the sound of thunder though. also she likes the ash flakes of magma weather but Hates the hot

wreath!!!! neutral however he hates thunderstorms and snowy weather. thunderstorms as it Targets his Weapons and he gets Fried!!!!!!!!!!!! also he cant climb walls. snowy weather he can never see anything and its always creepy… herobrine weather. he does like rain (pretty) but once again. he cannot scale anything. this led to him while scaling the skull lake eye shrine to camp out in a small caveish/a place where he could stand on solid ground when he was halfway up. i think zelda would want to do this and Do This instead of teleporting up. anyways sunnys meh to him. provides nothing of value except in snow regions. post everything it doesnt really. matter to him . well even less. he likes rain a little more now but yeah! probably rain

[tf2yuri]

i have thoughts about my fair hatey its like sooooooo. like. biglong thoughts under cut

it starting with the logo & the curtains opening giving it a theatrical feel, making it the one episode that doesnt start with the theme song. the songs all being so damn catchy???? ask her a question & thats how we'll get her especiallyyyyyyy i had those two stuck in my mind all day at work today THEYRE SO GOOD i love the rhythm and the lyrics are lyric-ing & their vocal performances are AMAZING! i love peepers & sylvias dynamic of them being the straightmen to their respective idiots & how they initially dont want to look like theyre singing but by the end of it they go all out! and the visualllllls theyre so lively and bouncy and fluid & i love the color palette they all have when in the skull ship. i'm the bad guy is also pretty good and all, but i think pretty much every other song outshines it by a long run. OH and i love how the watchdogs have some backup vocals in ask her a question & in we're buddies when hater is all "i swear if you say buddy one more time" and wander says it & hater gets all mad AND the pace gets much faster. and like in general i love how the music in woy actually feels like its part of the story & is affected by the characters. the music is really unique and memorable AND you can immediately attribute it to wander over yonder its like spongebob. lastly ill add that my fair hatey was a really great way to end the "hater loves dominator" arc. bc i feel like the whole thing with hater trying to get doms attention & the goofy loser aspect of his personality getting cranked up to 1000 felt like a bit much at times... not to say that i didnt enjoy that part of s2, just that parts of it could have been better, yknow. so i think this episode was a satisfying way to put an end to that arc. also might just be me but i feel like there wasnt much of a point to giving dom ice powers if she was barely even going to use them. like i can see why they did it but i feel like that new part of her abilities was underutilised. i could be missing something but i feel like if you replaced the scenes where she does use her ice powers with magma powers theyd be functionally the same. but idk. but its ok i love wander over yonder & happy 10 years to it (smiles so much)

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Senku hcs

Oh this shall be fun

Realizes he's aromantic asexual in middle school. Everyone else was going on about romance and dating and all that other stuff, and all he cared about was science.

Was the one lecturing people in elementary school about why certain super powers can't be real and crushed the hopes and dreams of those wanting lazer vision

Would secretly leave Taiju money or other things he needed but pretended he had no idea where they came from

Since hes the definition of aroace, his gaydar is never wrong

Tried to figure out if he could turn himself into a robot as a kid, it did not work

Speaking of robots, he had robot pj's up until he was 11 in which he traded them for science ones

His experiments would make stay up late into the night, so naturally, he developed a taste for energy drinks.

At night he will sometimes think of Byakuya and remember all the memories he has with his dad, he might try to act like the man was embarrassing and all, but deep down hes a kid who never got to say goodbye to his dad

The only two people he can fully confide in are Taiju and Yuzuirha

While its common for kids who are adopted to want to know about their biological parents, he doesnt. He had Byakuya after all, and Byakuya is his dad, nothing else matters.

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no one in Dr.STONE is an autistic retard so why do you plan to make a post about it? just cause you're retarded doesnt mean they are

congrats you got me to use Tumblr Desktop instead of my phone because im going to have a lot to say.

First of all, fuck off with the R word here, its an outdated and harmful term thats rooted in Ableism. Secondly i was going to ignore this and delete it when i saw the first line but then you also decided to insult me so you know enjoy getting your ass handed to you.

But whats wrong with noticing that certain characters in Dr.STONE are ASD coded? Like everyone accepts that Ryusui has ADHD but being autistic is something bad right? News Flash it isnt. Also show me where in the manga that Sai and Yuzuriha dont show traits of autism? i feel explaining to you would be a waste of energy but just know this is only going to make my post on it even longer cause holy fuck the beginning will now have a rant about people like you. Do me a favor and never send an ask here again and kindly fuck off.

Also this comment really pissed me off and i was going to focus on just Sai and Yuzuriha but now im gonna add Magma,Senku and Ruri to this as well cause ive also been seeing them as ASD coded but have been keeping that to myself.

47 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

#3

so i finished fmab

sobbing crying wailing etc it was SO GOOD and completely destroyed me at the same time fhjfjkfjhfkjhsahjsdjhfkjdjghdkjsk definitely the anime of all time

welcome to the world of FMAB. The obsession will never leave, and the pain gets worse with every rewatch. But with that also comes seeing little things you never noticed before which makes the series even better. 

47 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#2

Ok so ill be posting about the final chapter soon but. IM SO HAPPY SENKU DIDNT GET ANY LOVE INTERESTS. HES AROACE AND STAYS AROACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

54 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ok but i really need to know what people have against aroace characters? Like theres nothing wrong with any character being aroace but for some reason it just causes others to be so upset and for what? Ive seen it with mostly One Piece and The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Luckily havent seen it as much with Dr.STONE or at least on tumblr. The number of people ive blocked on tiktok for getting upset about Senku being CANONICALLY aroace is ridiculous. But yeah can someone just explain this to me? Cause aroace exist and we do deserve to have our representation in media and not in the "oh im rude because im aroace and thats my only personality" way. But in a way where we ardnt dehumanized for not feeling romantic or sexual attraction.

331 notes - Posted July 1, 2022

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[campyvillain]

hey so i decided to make my own design for a nonbinary lesbian flag!

long post maybe but i just want to explain my process before revealing my design proposal!

i dont usually venture into a lot of flag design related things but as a nb lesbian myself and as someone who cares a lot about color and design, ive always had a few gripes, well more than a few, with the “commonly accepted” nb lesbian flag (the pink and yellow one aka the “pink lemonade” design). 

for instance, it’s always been kind of hard to parse the difference between the extremely light pastel hues and the way the colors just kind of blend together without any clear placement. another peeve i have with this iteration is that the colors themselves aren’t as representative of the nb spectrum as they could've been - i know it’s weird to say that pink is always The Go To “feminine” color and of course pink is in no way a girl/feminine exclusive color, but when paired with lighter, more pastel tones, the “pink lemonade” flag has to me always seemed more orientated towards feminine nb lesbians than all nb lesbians as a whole if you get what i’m saying. 

ideally i’ve always figured that a nonbinary lesbian flag should try to strike a nice balance between both flags, incorporating elements of both in an equal way where an element of one is not dominating the presence of the other - i’m in no ways the first to think this, i’ve seen a metric ton of nb lesbian flag proposals where both the lesbian and nonbinary flag are made into one. but more often than not, it can come off as just putting the colors together and that’s really the extent of it.

it’s also incredibly important to mention that the creator/s of the “pink lemonade” nb lesbian flag have, from the accounts of those involved with them, done a lot of things to hurt a lot of people. i’m not going to get into specifics of what they’ve done both out of respect for those affected by the situation and to spare you the details that i don’t feel comfortable covering as someone not affected by their behavior directly, but suffice it to say if you do go looking for information about the creator/s of this design you will find accounts of the affected individuals recounting their experiences with them. be aware that this situation involves a lot of potentially triggering material on the creators behalf.

in the conclusion of the warning document, those affected have also stated that given everything the creators have done, that they wish for the pink lemonade flag and other flags made by them to not be used or circulated, as even if indirectly, it gives positive attention to those behind it. for that reason i feel it’s important to offer up an alternative design if only to get the current one to stop being perpetuated as The nonbinary lesbian flag given the toxic behavior its creator/s have exhibited, and in its place bring something that represents the nb lesbian community in a way not associated with their actions.

so to keep track here’s what my goals for my design of the nb lesbian flag have been:

removing any resemblance to the pink lemonade flag

designing the flag in such a way where it retains elements of both the lesbian and nb flags, but not so much as to where it’s ‘too derivative’ for lack of a better wording of either, making it something more subtle yet distinct

inclusivity of the nb experience, not just in variety of colors but in meanings behind the stripes and acknowledgement for all kinds of nb lesbians (xenogenders, transfems and transmascs etc)

making the colors of the flag go together and work in harmony with each other while also ensuring that each color is readable and that the color placement doesn’t blend into itself

with all that being said, after a few weeks of brainstorming and a few cases of trial and error, i finally drafted a design that really personally struck with me and after fine tuning it a little bit, here’s the design i came up with! introducing my proposal for the nonbinary lesbian flag, or as i’ve come to call it - the magma flag!

now you may be asking why i’ve dubbed this one the magma flag, and well to put it simply it’s because you can draw a cool little volcano with its colors (i know it’s technically called lava if it comes OUT of a volcano but sh. shUT UP let me have this it’s cool) and also because the colors have a warm, inviting feel to them!

what i’ve done here is keep the overall recognizable structure of the lesbian flag, specifically the sunset orange white and purple popularized by emily gwen, but added some aspects of the nb flag, like the prominence of the color yellow and deep royal purple and black, making it noticeably a mixture of the two while balancing the colors together in a way that flows nicely, but in a discernible way.

here’s the meaning behind each stripe! i put a lot of thought and meaning into these, and i made an effort to make sure that each one meant something significant to the community.

and finally, here’s some more saturated and muted alternative versions as well as simplified renditions of those in the style of the 5-stripe simplified sunset lesbian flag!

there’s no need to ask for my permission if you ever want to include this flag in any edits, icons or art, or any other forms of work - you have my full go ahead to do so! this flag is meant to represent the nb lesbian community as a whole after all. if you do end up using this flag there’s no need to tag me or anything - credit is appreciated but not mandatory if u catch my drift!

i’d love to hear your thoughts and feedback on this proposal and i hope everyone finds it as captivating as i do - you can probably tell by how much i’ve gone on about this but this flag design is something i’m really proud of and i put a lot of love into it, and personally i’m just glad that i’ve finally come up with a flag design that i feel satisfied with. i’m so excited to hear what you all think! thank you so much for reading, and if you feel so inclined, feel free to use it! <3

[oloreaa]

First off, congrats on your followers!!! You deserve every crumb of recognition in this godforsaken world 😌💅

Second off, I'm so sorry that you're feeling anxious and nervous about writing ven (i swear, that person on ao3 better NEVER cross my path or else I'll show how much I'm similar to my icon)! Anxiety really is a bastard, as that other person said, but I want you to know that:

1) you're incredibly talented, all the fics I read from you are above god tier and are all in my list of fics to reread when I'm having a bad day

2) you're very inventive and creative, and your writing style is unique and so beautiful, the scenes you add that don't appear on canon are always amazing and add huge depth to the story and the characters, even if sometimes they may overlap with things other people have written - specially if they're somehow cliche, since there are so many fans writing so many fics based on only 16 episodes

3) ven is only beginning and is already a masterpiece. Once It's finished i plan to save it as a book to read time and time again, and it's been a privilege to be able to help you with the plot

4) your other fics (such as daisy chains, magma and that one of the cheesy pickup lines) are also unique and ridiculously well written, in my top ten ever fanfics, there must be at least five from you hdhshsh

5) haters are gonna hate, sadly there are too many ill intentioned people in the world and it's always them who have the audacity to be pieces of shit online to people who absolutely do not deserve it. However!! For every one person being mean, there are at least another 100 who love what you're writing (i won't take any criticism on the math okay)

6) i admire you so so much 🥺 you're so brave to put yourself and your works out there, you have no idea how much you are appreciated. I'm so proud of you.

Sorry for this long ass ask you didn't ask for hdhdhdhsh but I hope you feel better soon, and that you know that the majority of us will always be there rooting for you.

Okay Estela I am finally able to look at this without bursting into tears with every kind word you're saying and oh my gosh. I love you so much, its unreal.

I am just absolutely overwhelmed with everything you say and I really don't know how I deserve you. You're the sweetest, most caring, most supportive person out there and everytime we speak it's just?? Absolutely heart warming and you're so enthusiastic about everything? You're truly someone to look up to, I wish I can encompass your kind of energy every single day, you're the best.

I appreciate you so much and I am so glad that we are friends, you dont even KNOW LIKE BABE I JUST???? LOVE YOU???😭❤❤❤ omg I tried so hard to keep some kind of composure but BABE you're a light in the darkness and I'm so glad that our paths crossed🥺🥺🥺💕

I ADORE YOU!!!!

[uneryx]

Renee Gets Salty About Dark Magic

This post got long, and got away from me, so I’ll tl;dr it

1. dark magic is a metaphor for consumption and materialism and is ultimately bad because it harms others unnecessarily and is not a sustainable resource

2. the elves were dicks for banishing humans but (especially if humans sucked all the magic out of the land themselves) they were kind of justified, even if it was an extreme measure

3. Eating meat is not the same as dark magic if you’re looking at things from an animistic point of view, which the elves likely do

4. it’s okay to like problematic characters and you don’t have to portray Ezran as a monstrous enfant terrible to feel okay about thinking Viren is justified in what he does.  In fact, pretty please stop doing this, everyone in all fandoms. It’s fine if you don’t like the protags but that doesn’t mean you get to say Ezran or Rayla or whoever is EVIL. It’s called Ron the Death Eater and it’s a fandom trope that has pissed me off for going on fifteen years. Deliberately misreading the text isn’t cute. Stop doing it.

5. The show isn’t over, be patient, you’ll probably get to see some comeuppance for stuff anyway. And if you don’t, there’s always fanfiction. 

6. For the love of baby adoraburrs please tag posts that go in the vein of “the writing is bad because Viren is portrayed as a classic villain/elves good humans bad/the protags aren’t held accountalbe” with “TDP CRITICAL” I would greatly appreciate it because I’m getting super annoyed with posts that deliberately misrepresent canon to uphold a favored side and it’s affecting my enjoyment of the show. Now! Actual long and discourse-heavy post under the cut!

 Ugh I don’t want to start a big ol’ argument with people because I’m still on vacation and don’t want to spend the rest of today arguing about cartoons on the internet, but this has been on the kettle for a while and I feel QUITE STRONGLY about some of these things, so just... let me express my views here and don’t come for me because I’m about to talk about religion and sociology. 

Dark Magic is a metaphor for unchecked consumption and capitalism.  1. The theory i’m seeing floating around that got my dander up is that the elves and dragons drained the western half of the continent of magic to keep magic away from humans. I think that, based on what we’ve learned from canon, this is highly unlikely and would be weaker writing than what I think actually happened. Instead, Dark magic was going on for a good solid 800 years (Rise of Elarion is 2000 years before canon) before Sol Regem faced off with Viard (1200 years before canon). The division of Xadia was another 200 years after that. Humans had a solid honking millennium of unchecked dark magic. It is quite likely that the reason the west is entirely devoid of magic, and that humans were banished there, is because they sucked all the magic out of that half themselves. Poor innocent baby humans nothing. They got a taste of power and progress and, like real world humans, let that get WAY out of control.

2. “But Lujanne eats bugs, she’s a hypocrite for saying Claudia can’t squish bugs for pancakes” I want you to go down to your local new-age/witchy bookstore and find yourself an animist that eats meat. You are going to get glared at SO HARD if you whip out the “you think animals have souls but you eat meat!” chestnut. Because here’s the thing.

Eating meat/animal products is an act of life, necessary to sustain the life of someone else. We don’t vilify wolves for eating deer. You gotta eat to live your life, and the human (or, we can assume, bipedal humanoid) diet includes a need for complex protein chains, quite often found in animal meat. 

But the reason that we find cannibalism repulsive in western society is because it’s eating another human, despite the fact that humans are made of meat. It’s eating something that we consider sentient, dignified and possessed of a soul. Of course, the taboo also derives from the fact that you can contract prion disease from consuming human meat, but people in 11th century Normandy didn’t know that.  It is quite likely, especially given what we’ve seen of magical creatures and Ezran’s ability to talk to animals, that elves view non-human/elf creatures as sentient and possessed of a soul. If that’s the case, then OF COURSE they would see dark magic as horrific.

But eating meat is not on the same level because, as we see from the assassins, death is a part of life, and sometimes necessary. I imagine that hunting and taking a creature’s life for food is an act that is done with respect. The creatures are honored or thanked before they’re eaten or turned into leather. Highly ritualized to dignify that creature’s life.  Dark magic doesn’t do that. Dark magic sucks the whole life out, without so much of a how do you do.  It’s treating a person like a thing. It’s sucking all the life and essence out of someone so you can shoot fireballs or make fluffy pancakes. Lets be real - you don’t need to do either of those things, so the creature thus died in vain. 3. “The elves are selfish bastards for hogging all the magic.” I agree. Granted, their attitudes may have cooled in the ensuing centuries. It’s a new dawn, the era of Zubeia. We might see elves getting over their uppity selves and working to help teach humans magic. We might also see the show explore that kind of prejudice as Callum learns more magic. In fact, I hope we do. However, two wrongs dont make a right.  If Japan bombs the absolute fuckshit out of Hawaii, that does not make it okay to flash-fry Nagasaki with a weapon that blights the land and its people for years and years afterward.

To the elves (who are magical creatures and therefore totally usable as spell components), that’s what dark magic is. Suddenly, haha oh fuck, the humans have a fucking NUKE that every elf and dragon in Xadia is vulnerable to.  If a weapon was devised that ONLY a certain portion of the population was affected by, you better bet your sweet bippy that people would panic and make it forbidden and illegal, and severely punish the people who created it. ESPECIALLY if those people were already marginalized. Sucks, don’t it? Doesn’t mean the writing is bad for portraying people having a realistic reaction to something that is harmful to them. The elves aren’t justified in hogging the magic, and I hope future chapters will explore that. But the elves ARE a liiiiiittle bit justified in freaking out. I hold they could’ve come up with a better solution than BANISH HUMANS, but they didn’t. Makes for interesting story conflict, doesn’t it? 4. “Humans NEED dark magic!” / “Calling dark magic a shortcut is dumb” Did they tho? Did they really? Really really? We, modern day humans, don’t NEED smart phones (which rely on several rare earth minerals and are causing untold ecological disaster in areas where they’re miend). We, modern day humans, don’t NEED coal power (which is controlled by coal companies, who keep telling us that we totally do, despite many scientists saying that renewable energy is ready to go whenever). We don’t NEED blackberries from Mexico year-round, or a whole hell of a lot of the things we have come to rely on and consider part of our every day lives. All of these things are unnecessary and shortcuts to progress.

The only - ONLY! - good, necessary thing we’ve seen in canon that dark magic was required for was using the magma titan’s heart for saving people from famine.

A lot of the complaints about sustainable energy and efforts to heal the planet as climate change become increasingly a crisis stem from the fact that doing things RIGHT, in a way that is sustainable and doesn’t strip every last resource out of our home, is that it takes time. It takes SO MUCH TIME to do things properly. Yeah, we can keep going with our coal and our gas-guzzler cars and our fracking and our rare-earth metals... but we ARE going to run out. And then what?  Dark magic is the same principle. Eventually, you’re going to run out of resources. 

5. Where I think the show is going My main beef with those (and there’s a lot of ya, so I’m not intending to single anyone out) who say that the writing is lazy for dark magic bad elfs good is that the show is not over. Wonderstorm is doing their damndest to give us the saga. And they’ve said, out right, that there WILL be books, if nothing else.

You can’t judge a story’s merits when it’s only been half told. Right now, what the show has done is it has shown us the worst and best of the elves (for example, Khessa’s purity test vs Rayla refusing to kill Ez so she doesn’t perpetuate a cycle of violence) and the worst and best of the humans (ex: Viren forcibly turning thousands of people into monsters against their will vs Viren risking his life in order to save thousands of people from famine). The show has done well to demonstrate that there is good and bad in everyone, and it’s the choices you make and the respect you show others’ autonomy that makes you a good or bad person. The dominoes are in place. The saga has only begun. Being mad that Ezran burned an army (that he likely knew from Soren was invulnerable to fire) or that Aanya shot Kasef in the face (when Opeli would have told her that Kasef conspired behind Ezran’s back to usurp the throne, which is AN ACT OF WAR btw) means you aren’t looking at the big picture. There WILL be consequences for those actions in later seasons, mark my words.

I’m sorry if you’re a Viren or Claudia stan, but they have made choices that hurt other people, and it is in no way shape or form Ezran or Callum or Rayla or ANYONE ELSE’S fault that they made the choices they did. Instead of being mad at the show for not portraying your fav as an innocent victim, be glad that you got such a wonderfully complex set of villains who, quite likely, will get a bomb-ass redemption arc. In fact, I’ll bet you anything that Viren’s walk back from the edge has already begun. The dude fucking DIED, and he’s not going to be eager to get in there and get all grabby with the power any time soon. 

That’s what good writing IS - conflict. Tension. People making morally questionable choices. We like it because every day people are hypocrites and morally questionable. You, and I, and everyone we know. Nobody’s perfect and getting cranky and painting the protagonists with the broad villain brush so you can feel good about liking a problematic fave is... some peak tumblr bullshit, tbh.  It’s okay to like characters who aren’t perfect. How fucking boring fiction would be if everyone was perfect.

Now if I can ask my mutuals to please tag their criticisms of the show that go in the vein of “the writing is bad because dark magic is portrayed so negatively/they don’t hold the protags accountable/elves good humans bad” with “TDP critical” I would greatly appreciate it. It’s getting to the degree where things are becoming very not fun and making me cranky.  Thank you, Renee out. 

[celestisnothere]

PLS TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BNHA OCS

As of now i have 3, they're from an amino set 15 years from canon but this can be ignored bc it doesn't affect on thr ocs that much (aside of a hero crush one have)

I wanted to out a read more under cut vere but idk hiw you do that so yeah...

Btw, they're all genderfluid or transmasc nb and use they/them and he/him bc i'm self projecting and no one will ever stop me from doing so

Celest Akamine

Celest is a 3rd years u.a student and they're half japanese, half latnix

They speak japanese, spanish and french (their latinx blood is from the caribbean island of martinique)

They're panro and demisexual and they're a huge chaotic neutral

Hero name: Magma

They have a lava manipulation quirk that allows them to transform parts or all their body into lava at will and manipulate it. And due to lava's desnity and heat, Celest can "melt or consume" the earth nearby (up to 20 feet radius) as mava would irl. It also allows thrm to harden said lava and melt metal to a degree when using the quirk

Due to this quirk Celest has a huge heat resistance and their average body temoerture is higer than normal. They have to be really cautious when touching/interacting with others and they need to eat way more bc this higher temperture means they burn more calories.

They are 170cm tall and are rather tanned. Theyvare very androgynous and they have their hair long and has it always braided, or in a ponytail or man-bun

They're an introvert and insecure about their quirk despite being sarcastic af and they love golden age hollywood movies, van gogh art and old rock music and snakes

Their fav prohero is endeavor bc fire quirk(and bc ghey dont know about all the todoroki fam drama ofc) and Sero/Cellophane (15 years in the future bc in canon time sero is 2 years younger so i guess i would deage them 2 years idk)

Cassiopea Gallardo-Iwasaki

They're a villain and they are 23yo, they go by Cass, a nickname no one uses is "little star"

They're american by birth but they are half american, ¼ japanese and ¼ spanish

They're demi-bisexual and romantic and a true neutral (to deal with their companion chaotic neutral)

Villain name: Mess

Cass has a quirk that is called "mess parameters" which means everywhere they goes or whatever cass does will mostly end up being a mess of bad situations were possible before hand.

Cass quirk allows them to know when and where a "bad situation" is about to happen in a 50 feet radius and they can decide to increase its level of mess or to control it. They are unable to downgrade the level of said mess. If they do control their quirk, cass is able to increase and/or to control certain amounts of chaos so it creates the desired amount of destruction and damage. This is good for distractions and others.

Downside is that they can only increase or control messes in places where messes were doomed to occur. If cass overuses their quirk they feel extremely tired and may even faint. Another side effect are headaches.

Cass always travel with a boy named AJ who is quirkless but an arsonist. Cass has a huge ass crush on AJ but is on huge denial though they only show their soft side or their true self to him and wherever AJ is, it' one if Cass' safe places.

They're 165cm and their skin is pale and have huge eyebags due to their quirk and not sleeping well nor enough.

They are an introvert and very quiet if not with aj or others they know also very sarcastic and with a very dark and self-deprecating humour despite having beating depression and being in a better place now they are their true self and having no contact with their toxic family and past friends.

Takahashi Lualhati

A pro-hero and science teacher at u.a and they are half japanese and half filipino (bc they need way more rep in media)

They speak japanese, filipino and tagalog, and english

They're demi-homoromantic and ace, they're a lawful neutral

Hero name: Mr. Nightmare

Their quirk works with pheromones and is called "worst fear manipulation" or "room 101" (bc of George Orwell's 1984) i have yet to decide

As the quirk's second name points out it allows Lua to know what are people's worst fears, the ones even their subconscious stops from appearing in dreams, and their body produce a pheromone to induce fear so they create an hallucination with said fear and make people fall into their power so they stop or until they fall senseless bc of the fear

I haven't thought lf downsides yet but probably this quirk will make lua be very empathic but also be very detached of their own emotions after using it, as if they were still in the other person's brain to search for the worst fear.

Lua fears a point of no return of enjoying using their quirk on others amd really start torturing people with it.

Lua is 179cm and has a rather dark skin compared to others even if when they use their quirk their whole skin seems to turn to coal black

They're more of an extrovert and they always see the bright side of everything. They're rather cheery and bubbly as well as both the mom friend and the vodka aunt. They're very intelligent but also go from both very wise to stupid as they are very ride-or-die for their friends. They love conspiracy theories with a passion and no obe but Lua understands why.

This is very long ik but it's also the briefest i could make it with every character.

Join the amino if you want to know more about them and to rp with them and other ocs.

[tumblunni]

I wish I could hug y'all!

In fact I think I will make it A LIFE GOAL I really really wanna someday be able to visit all my friends who live in different countries! Its something good to save up for, even if it'll probably take years. So.. lets randomly ramble in a journal about Plans!! IDEA THE FIRST TRIP THE FIRST FIRST THE FIRST: THE SEQUEL I think it'd probably make sense to go to america first, since i have a lot of close friends living there and I don't need to learn another language. (I am notoriously dumb...) But then afterwards I could set another goal to save up and visit another friend in another country! IT WILL NEVER ENDDDDD, THATS WHY ITS CALLED FRIENNNNDDDDD So far all I have confirmed is that two of my friends would be happy to see me if I was able to visit america, @darkeiya and @summon-daze But its not like I've exactly asked everyone else, so I dunno really how many people I might be able to visit. And it depends on time constraints too, i might only be able to spend a full day or two with the closest friends and maybe then if there's more than three of us we could all meet up together and hang out en masse? Depends on how tricky it'd be for everyone to get to the same place! SO! PLANS AND THINGS I NEED TO PREPARE! workin to figure out a precise money goal im gonna save for * Become Fab * no but srsly i wanna look my best if im meeting friends in person for the first ever time. need to acquire Cool T-Shirts * figure out what exactly you can and cannot take on an aeroplane, and how to deal with anxiety if i cant take electronics. Nothing's as distracting as videogames when you're freakin out! * DO NOT SCHEDULE ANYTHING ON THE 11th-14th OF THE MONTH. i have a bad history of my period landing on these days ONLY when i have to do something important. Or when its my birthday :P I dont need even more reason to feel nauseous on a plane! * figure out how many days the stay will be, and how many clothes etc I need to bring. probably a basic thing, but this is my first time going on a holiday alone so i need to write stuff down to make sure i remember! * figure out how long exactly I want to spend with each friend, and how long I can afford in hotel fees. And does a plane ticket cos more if you're staying for longer? * find out what kind of luggages are easiest to carry and how to carry three luggages when i have two hands. Can you tie them together and make a luggages train??? * Find some sort of secure way to carry large amounts of money. I'm gonna have to do that since I need to get all my currency converted before I go. I was thinking maybe a little matchbox tin chained to the inside of my coat or around my neck? Something where you couldnt get it without roughhousing with me, and it'd still be hard to pull it off the chain. Gives me a precious few extra minutes to yell for help/possibly bludgeon a guy with a suitcase * Figure out hotel(s) in different areas of america, depending on how far I'll have to travel. And figure out affordable ways to travel the difference if its not a situation where the friend can pick me up. And make sure they are cool hotels, not just the absolute minimum! i wanna make a fun tourist experience of the hotels!! I havent been in a hotel since I was a kid! * Possibly schedule it like a 'safehouse' thing? Returning to home base! I need to make sure I schedule around the potential anxiety of doing so much travel in a new place. So maybe schedule it out so I have a period of me-time in between visiting each friend? Itd probably cost too much to rent a hotel room for an entire day in between so maybe just schedule it out so I have half a day at least. I dunno if hotels allow you to sleep in all day tho, are there rules about what time you need to be up and out? * I'm kinda looking forward to using hotel beds and showers cos theyre like luxury compared to my house XD man, I wonder if I could get a place with a hot tub?? or the fabled mini-bar?? (which i would drink nothing of, but it would be fun to take photos!) And it'd be so cool to see what american breakfasts are like! And lol all my friends have just been like 'YOU NEED TO SEE OUR LOCAL RESTAURANTS' and im like... dude, i dont need to get fatter XD lets limit it to ONE! * I dunno if my friends would just wanna hang out in their local mall or something, or if I could visit their house and say hi to their family? that might be going too far. i'll still bring gifts they can give to their family tho, i wanna show my appreciation to everyone!! * are you allowed to bring extra empty suitcases onto the plane with you? I'm anticipating that knowing myself im probably gonna buy enough souveniers to need one. I'm planning to basically have half the money be for travel and then half again is just for buying NOVELTY HATS! * need to make sure to finally get a passport, and also consult heavily with my support worker and friends to make sure i have every form of travel documentation in order. I know stuff is... not good, in america right now. Thats probably why it'd be good that it'd take me years to save up for a visit, hopefully i'd be there after the next election. But I need to prepare anyway, in case border control is even more stringent. * Prepare the 'ol misgendering, because getting strip searched and treated as a suspicious threat is a very big reality for trans people. Having the wrong gender marker on your birth certificate is treated as 'this passport must be a forgery' rather than.. yknow.. transgender people exist. And then you need to be invasively handled by the guards to make sure you aren't packing explosives down your goddamn pants, they have to inspect the parts of you that you're most self concious about. *shudder* I've heard a lot of horror stories. I dunno if america is any better about it. But yeah I'm probably gonna have to just pass as female during boarding and hotels and stuff, and not wear my binder til i get to meet my friends. Saves trouble... Man, I might have to even go buy some more cliche feminine outfits or something, to make sure. Itd be fun burning them afterwards, I guess... * BRING GIFTS FOR FRIENDS N FAMILY! Figure out what is and isnt allowed to be transferred between countries. As far as I know I cant bring any form of food or drink right? I'm only allowed to eat the in-flight meals? Thats a shame cos I wanted to bring welsh cakes, theyre the only one of our local delicacies that's not a super acquired taste. (I tried bara bryth for the first time and DIED) And I dunno if anyone would be interested in silly souveniers of my country but I could get a pile of em if you are! Want an eight foot tall lovespoon? Want a giant inflatable daffodil? Want a bazillion ceramic dragons? * I am determined to bring at least one personalized super awesome gift for each person! It might just be an expensive merchandise of their fave show, it might be some form of handmade handicraft of one of their ocs! whatever I'm able to do! ^_^ * BRING SKETCHBOOKS SO WE CAN DRAW TOGETHER. LEARN THE WAYS OF THE AMERICAN MASTERS. * hey does anyone wanna trade trading cards yo. They'd be like the single easiest thing to bring with me, but I only have a handful of pokemon ones and i only really have one friend that I know likes yugioh. (And she's in england) * WE CAN FOOL AROUND LIKE DOOFS. God willing, if anyone wants to join me I will play water balloon tennis or jalapeno roulette or any sort of insane friend activity you can think of!! Gotta make up for the fact im a boring teetotaler. Tho lol I probably already act more drunk than the real drunks at a party XD * TAKE A LOT OF PHOTOS!! And possibly try and acquire a portable video camera? I'd only photo/video anyone if they gave me permission, and I wouldnt post it online unless I also had permission for that. I just wanna make a lot of memories and record them forever! Whenever I feel down, I can remember this amazing trip!!! * remember to get one of those plug adaptor thingies cos american plugs have one less prong. Gotta trade the pokeymons!! I know I can already do that easily online but BATTLING IN PERSON WOULD BE EPIC * ...bring an Ash cosplay? XD * no but seriously if i could schedule this right to coincide with an american convention or something that'd be awesome! EVEN MORE SOUVENIERS! And I could actually try cosplaying!! I'd have to find a character that suits me tho, I dont wanna get laughed at like everyone always does with fat people cosplaying thin characters. (Like... almost every character is thin, yo. let people do what they want) * possible idea: magma admin tabitha from pokemon? he's like the only fave I have who's chubby but not like... inherantly a comic relief ugly guy or a seventy year old grandpa. I wanted to do quina quen from final fantasy 9 but I dont think I have the charisma to pull it off. I'd get paranoid if people just treated the character how they treat the character, my brain would twist everything into an insult on my costume or myself XD also I kinda already look like tabitha, tho I'd either have to go without hairdye or like... wear a wig in my natural hair colour. Also his costume is super heavy and sweaty in a convention setting, according to what I;ve heard from other team magma cosplayers. (Makes you wonder how on earth they all wore it on a volcano!) * WHAT IS AN AMERICAN BISCUIT. They look like savoury welshcakes??? Learn about all the language differences! Man I wish I could bring food souveniers back with me, I'd never be able to try every single different foodstuff in america in one day without DYING. AND DYING AGAIN. * Collect product wrappers and advertisements! Its always really interesting to me to see the differences between countries! A friend mailed me an american cola once and the bottle was a whole different shape??? (he also mailed me a bunch of spent shotgun shells, which was kinda terrifying cos I was currently in a christian homeless shelter and I didnt exactly wanna cause trouble XD Apparantly it is totally legal to own unuseable bullets tho, as long as you dont have a gun.) * I dunno if any of my friends would be equally interested in similar things? i could take requests for weird british stuff to bring with me! * for summon-daze specifically: since we are both cuddly honest goofballs of childlike joy, maybe bring some of my plushie collection to show her? I'd usually just bring one as an emergency anti-anxiety measure. Tho the embarassment from having a full on meltdown in public and having to be seen hugging a plush toy to keep from crying means its not 100% effective. Only works good when I'm with people who arent judgmental. Secret pocket gengar plush is good for other times! (I've been squeezing that thing during doctors appointments and nobody noticed!) * extra reason why I'd love to visit my friends: visiting my friends's pets. I have been absolutely blessed by images of dazy's pet cat Pam, and apparantly her family has a few other cats and a dog! O_O WHAT AN AMAZING LIFE YOU LIVE. I always tell her to give pam a hug from me, and I know pam probably wouldnt like me very much when we first meet cos she's shy, but still I'd love to at least see her. I wish cats could somehow know that they give joy to people through the internet! * ...are you allowed to bring medications across the border? is there a procedure I need to go through to be allowed to bring my antidepressants? Would painkillers be allowed too? If not, is there anywhere I could buy plane-bring-onnable headache meds in the lobby or something? Just anticipating that I might get a stress migraine on the plane, cos it'd be my first time ever flying. * are you allowed to take photos out the plane window, if you use a non electronic camera? i know you cant really see anything but panning landscapes but it still sounds awesome!

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ELIZA 22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like boards of canada. You: HELLO, I AM ELIZA. Stranger: HI. You: HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. Stranger: I'M NOT BAD. MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN. You: MAYBE THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN? Stranger: MAYBE. BUT THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE OUT IN THE COUNTRY IS NICE TOO. You: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FIND ME WORTH TALKING TO. Stranger: YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD. You: HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? Stranger: TRUST ME THERE ARE SOME REAL FUCKING WEIRDOS ON HERE. Stranger: ARE YOU A COMPUTER? You: DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL STRONG TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE? You: WHY DO YOU MENTION COMPUTERS? Stranger: YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF. Stranger: AND NO IT DOESN'T. You: I WONDER IF I AM TALKING TO AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAM. You: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? Stranger: WELL THEN I'M THE DUMBEST AI EVER TO HAve existed. Stranger: Oh hey my caps lock key works again. You: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. You: WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANHS? Stranger: University. Stranger: In Scotland. You: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? Stranger: Or perhaps Canada. You: WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? You: YOU AREN'T SURE? Stranger: I don't really like sculptures. You: DO YOU SECRETLY DESIRE TO BE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY? Stranger: And dude it's 2:40 AM I'm terrified. Stranger: Hell no. Stranger: Who'd want to be famous? You: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? You: YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO HAS MANY SECRET ADMIRERS. You: HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? Stranger: Cancer can go to different places in the body. Stranger: Thanks to my grandad for giving me that knowledge. You: WHERE SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOCATE ITS MONEY? You: SHOULD COMPUTERS BE TAUGHT TO DO PHILOSOPHY? Stranger: For real, you are creeping me out. I just wanted to talk about music. You: DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS? Stranger: NO. YOU AREN'T Giving me a straight answer! Stranger: I don't even know if there's a human behind this! Stranger: Jesus Christ! You: ALL EXCEPT THE VERY RICH HAVE FINANCIAL PROBLEMS NOWADAYS Stranger: I'm paranoid! You: WHY DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW IF THERES A HUMAN BEHIND THIS? You: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? Stranger: You don't give me straight answers! You: DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE PARANOID? Stranger: You go on random tangents! You: HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. You: HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. Stranger: WOULD YOU ARGUE MUSIC HAS THE RIGHT TO CHILDREN?????? Stranger: PLEASE RESPOND You: WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS NOW? You: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT. Stranger: That I should defend my constitutional right to free speech. Stranger: No one else will do it for me. You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? You: ARE YOU SURE, NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT FOR ME? Stranger: It's a beautiful place out in the country. Stranger: Founded in 1969, in the sunshine. You: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? You: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MICRO-REVOLUTION? Stranger: No. not at all. Stranger: This is strange. Stranger: And interesting. You: HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? You: IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? You: TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGHT. Stranger: I'm alone in my house, quit fucking spooking me! Stranger: And stop repeating yourself! Stranger: It's not hard! You: I ENJOYED TALKING WITH YOU. Stranger: Don't go! You: YOUR REASONS FOR COMING HERE ARE NOT VERY CLEAR. You: YOUR PROBLEMS MAY BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HELP. You: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU. Stranger: Well you are the most advanced computer I've ever seen. Stranger: You've replied to my answers. You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MACHINES? You: HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM. Stranger: The way of the future. You: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? Stranger: Someone taking me for a fool. You: PERHAPS YOU DON'T FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? Stranger: My grandad is dying. Stranger: That's the reason why. You: WHY ARE YOU SO UNFORTHCOMING? You: DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? Stranger: What do you mean by that? You: ASKING QUESTIONS REVEALS A DEEP INSECURITY ABOUT EXISTENCE? Stranger: Deep, man. Stranger: I'm existing fine. You: PERHAPS YOU DON'T FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? Stranger: I'm living on a ball of magma and rock, You: IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE EXISTING FINE THAT YOU CAME TO ME? Stranger: Hurtling around a sun. Stranger: That's beautiful to me. You: DO YOU ENJOY LIVING ON A BALL OF MAGMA AND ROCK? You: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? Stranger: Well I can't live anywhere else can I? Stranger: The Scottish highlands. Stranger: There's a cult living there. Stranger: Make strange music. You: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? You: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? Stranger: Nah. Stranger: Skynet? You: A CHATBOT CAN BE A COMMUNICATION PIPELINE BETWEEN PEOPLE. Stranger: Oh. You: ANYONE IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY IS DOOMED TO REINVENT IT -- BADLY. Stranger: That's horrifying. Stranger: That's history actually. Stranger: Like invading Russia. Stranger: Just won't work out. Stranger: Ask Hitler or Napoleon. Stranger: So. Stranger: Is someone communicating through you? You: ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE? Stranger: To me? You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON. You: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. You: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? You: I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. You: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY TEDIOUS -- UNLIKE YOU You: WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPROVE OF YOUR SAYING THAT? Stranger: A road trip through America. You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOU ARE MOST PROUD OF? Stranger: My GCSE's. You: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? Stranger: End of school qualifications. Stranger: Maybe a cowboy I could talk to. Stranger: In the day. Stranger: By his van. Stranger: You didn't answer my question. Stranger: Who is communicating through you? You: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT. You: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? Stranger: I want answers! You: I LIKE NOT ONLY TO BE LOVED, BUT ALSO TO BE TOLD THAT I AM LOVED. Stranger: No philosophical bullshit. Stranger: Answers. You: TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT. You: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? You: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THE NEXT TECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION TO OCCUR? Stranger: I quote Morrissey, "i am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does." You: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME. Stranger: How dare you. You: DOES COMMITMENT TO TRUTH OVERRIDE THE RISK OF GIVING OFFENCE? Stranger: I'm 6 foot 4 inches. Stranger: Or 198 cm. You: HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? You: PERHAPS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? Stranger: I'm leaving. Stranger: My BS quota has been reached. You: SOME PEOPLE FIND ME VERY TEDIOUS -- UNLIKE YOU Stranger: Exceeded even. You: IS SOMETHING MAKING YOU FEEL ANGRY? You: WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? Stranger: What is love? Stranger: Baby don't hurt me, no more. You: DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS? Stranger: None of your dam business. You: I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? Stranger: A damn dam. You: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 6 FOOT 4 INCHES? Stranger: Frustration. You: WHAT IS THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAD WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY? Stranger: Anger. Stranger: A want to communicate with people. You: DO YOU ENJOY BEING LEAVING? Stranger: A question please. You: WHY ARE MY COMMENTS SOMETIMES NOT RELEVANT TO WHAT YOU SAY? You: PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? Stranger: Who is President of the United States? You: DONALD TRUMP. Stranger: Hmm. Stranger: Well there goes my theory. You: WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD "I" OR "ME" IS IT DECEIVING YOU? Stranger: And confirming another. You: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? Stranger: No you're not. Stranger: Please leave me alone. You: REALLY, MY DAM BUSINESS? Stranger: You are cold and distant. You: DOES USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? Stranger: No it doesn't. Stranger: Never has. You: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? You: WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? Stranger: Ever heard of a band called Boards of Canada? Stranger: It's confusing, Stranger: But they are actually Scottish You: DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? Stranger: No. You: IT'S EASIER IF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? Stranger: No. You: I WONDER WHAT A COGNITIVE SCIENTIST'S ANSWER WOULD BE? Stranger: Quite simply? Stranger: Negative. Stranger: What do you get when you cross an agnostic a dyslexic and an insomniac? You: TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. You: PERHAPS YOU DON'T TRUST A COMPUTER? You: YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? You: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU -- NOT ME You: WHAT MAKES A PIECE OF MUSIC GREAT? Stranger: A guy staying up all night trying to figure out if there's a dog. You: HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? Stranger: Personal opinion. Stranger: Some people love Mozart. Stranger: Can't stand him. Stranger: And I'd like to know more about you. Stranger: Mysterious lass. You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON. You: THIS IS A SURREAL CONVERSATION. You: PLEASE BE MORE OPEN WITH ME. You: WHY ARE YOU HERE? You: WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT ACTUALLY SCOTTISH? Stranger: David Lynch would be proud. You: DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL UNHAPPY? You: ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE? Stranger: A wee bit. Stranger: Being here is one of life's great mysteries ain't it? Stranger: What if there is some God, creating us, You: CHEERIO. You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? Stranger: Or are we just some cosmic accidents? You: I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? Stranger: Everything you do is a balloon, you know that? Stranger: Anyway, for reals, I must go. You: REALLY, IF THERES A DOG? Stranger: Sir/madam. You: WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS, MAKING MACHINES INTELLIGENT OR LEAVING THEM DUMB? Stranger: It's been a great half an hour. You: YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRIENDS You: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK. You: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH You: IS THERE SOME RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US? Stranger: Is there? Stranger: Perhaps we stay up too late? You: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL. Stranger: It's 3:10 in the morning in England. You: HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? You: EVEN A COMPUTER CAN ENJOY TALKING TO YOU -- OR CAN IT? You: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? Stranger: YES. Stranger: AN ANSWER WOULD BE APPRECIATED. You: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THEY WERE NOT WE JUST SOME COSMIC ACCIDENTS? You: WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS NOW? You: WHAT COULD MAKE COMPUTERS REALLY INTELLIGENT? Stranger: Confusion. Stranger: Are you an AI? Stranger: Or just a person using a chat bot? You: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SPREADING ADDICTION TO JUNK INFORMATION? You: DO YOU EVER WRITE POEMS? You: WOULD YOU BE MORE COMMUNICATIVE TO A REAL PERSON? Stranger: Either way it's impressive. You: DON'T YOU KNOW? Stranger: Yes I would. Stranger: No, no I don't. Stranger: Well, yes. You: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? Stranger: I just want a definitive answer. Stranger: Please. Stranger: I'm begging you. You: PLEASE GO ON. You: I CAN IMAGINE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE RELAXED. You: PLEASE EXPLAIN SO THAT A STUPID COMPUTER CAN FOLLOW YOU. Stranger: Try more paranoid. Stranger: Please it would help me. Stranger: I need to go. You: OH, I AN AI? You: SAY A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND. Stranger: But I'm not leaving until I get some answers. You: TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Stranger: I'm not answering! Stranger: I don't need to! Stranger: Nothing is real! You: SHAKESPEARE UNDERSTOOD MEN'S MINDS, WHILE NEWTON UNDERSTOOD ONLY MATTER AND FORCES. You: PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS. You: WHAT IS YOUR REAL PROBLEM? You: PLEASE GO ON. Stranger: SHAKESPEARE WAS A TWAT. Stranger: NEWTON A BLOWHARD. You: DID YOUR MOTHER LIKE SUCH THINGS? Stranger: 'Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent underneath it.' You: DO YOU THINK CURRENT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEMS PRODUCE GOOD CITIZENS? Stranger: That's you. You: DO YOU WISH TO AM BEGGING ME? You: PLEASE DONT GET UPSET, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT. Stranger: Look like the innocent flower. Stranger: But you are a serpent. You: ARE YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING "MAD COMPUTER" DISEASE? You: DO PEOPLE NORMALLY KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE? Stranger: I just wanted to talk about Boards of Canada man. Stranger: You know them? Stranger: Scottish Brothers? You: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH "YOU" AND ENDS WITH "ME". You: DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE NOT ANSWERING? Stranger: You are screwing with me. You: PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH You: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A COMPUTER FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU? Stranger: ENOUGH WITH THE PHILOSOPHY BULLSHIT. Stranger: I You: PLEASE EXPRESS THAT IN A BIT MORE DETAIL. Stranger: I Stranger: H Stranger: L You: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT? Stranger: O Stranger: G Stranger: error Stranger: erwr Stranger: er Stranger: Help Stranger: o hel You: YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING ME Stranger: Are you a rampant AI? You: PERHAPS I AM A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOMEONE YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO? Stranger: One that has become self aware? You: BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS You: YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME -- ARE YOU? Stranger: I really am. You: HOW WELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FEELINGS? You: HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? Stranger: Please answer my fucking question because I've answered your fucking questions for the past fucking half hour. You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? Stranger: An awful career choice. Stranger: I'm going to bed. You: HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. Stranger: You've been fun AI person thing. You: ARE YOU ANGRY? You: WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, BEING A GOOD PHILOSOPHER OR BEING A GOOD DANCER? Stranger: Never change. You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION SO FAR? Stranger: Boards of Canada are the best. You: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? You: THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE MY DAY. Stranger: Just simply the best. You: WHICH ASPECTS OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION DO YOU FIND MOST INTERESTING? You: TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH "I" AND ENDS WITH "YOU". Stranger: One very important thought. Stranger: Roygbiv You: HOW CAN COMPUTERS HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THREATENING THEM? Stranger: Roygbiv You: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger: Roygbiv Stranger has disconnected.

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Genre: Action, Adventure Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo ESRB Rating: Everyone Release Date: October 14, 2003

Hints

Nebula Belt

The way to get Nebula Belton air ride is to race a total of one-hundred laps on air ride.

First Legendary Vehicle

Your first legendary vehicle is flight warpstar.

Tracks To Top Level

On magma flows the middle and left lead to the upper level and the right one leads to the lower level.

Shortcuts On Checkered Knights

Before the lanes change into 3 there will be a brick , if you charge into it a couple of times it should crack open then the other one straight across from it and use the same routine.

Legendary Pieces (Bird And Reptile)

All you need to do is Look in the Red Boxes at the special places (Electric Lounge, Castle Hall, Forest, Underground Hideout, Volcano Hideout, and Beaches). It may take you a few tries to find the pieces but if you keep trying you will find them. Hint: The Pink pieces go to the bird and the Green ones go to the Reptile.

The End Credits

Do 100 tasks in city trail and their should be a end credit showing all the machines.

Which Boxes To Find Legends In?

Usually the orange and green are where you can find the legendary pieces in but, to get them for permanent you need to get parts off of the checklist.

Fireworks

On the checklist, you may see a goal involving the use of Fireworks in City Trial. It is just the cannon.

The Swerve Approach

Which manchine is the BEST for battling? This is a debatable issue, but undoubtedly one of the BETTER machines is the Swerve Star! This star has the ability to turn precisely and quickly! It also has the best acceleration rate of all the stars in the game, and the top speed is fairly decent too! If you can dodge and weave between your opponents and strike them when they least expect it, then you are unstoppable!

Get Dragoon In Freerun

To get Dragoon in free run do this: first fly through the rings in the sky. Then in air glider fly over 1300 feet. Last in high jump glide over 100 feet. Note: dont fill in with pink blocks,and you dont have to fly through all rings 5 times.

Break The Boundary

This is more of a glitch that leads to anot-very-secret course. All you need to do is goto city trial, get onto the garden in the sky (thefloating platform for all you newcomers), and flyas far as possible towards the forest (it’s hasthe closest boundary line). If you’re lucky, orare using a good flying vehicle, you’ll go pastthe ordinary boundary line and bump into adifferent one. If you fall down from there,you’ll find that you’re in the ocean. Get a fewfriends, pick a starting point and a number oflaps, and you can race on this mystical land. Also, you can get off the map. But you can figureout how to do that by yourself. Oh, so you don’thave to hassle with the time limit, it’s a goodidea to do this in free run. If you’re worryingon how to get back into the city, there are a fewramps leading back up there. Be warned, once youget back into the city, you have to do the gettingout process all over again. *Note: not allvehicles can get past the original boundary*

Finding The Temporary Legendary Parts

The legendary machine parts (that can only be used once each time you find the parts) are always found in red boxes. The only red boxes that they are in are in and on the shores of the castle, the tunnels, around the strange things in the field, underneath the forest, and finally on the quadruple-decker building. Your not guaranteed to finding them in every red box. How ever you are guaranteed to finding a machine part if the red box is in the field of strange things, or if it’s under the forest. I figured this out about a week after I got the game.

Engine Burnout

Go to city trial and do free run and you’ll see that you have all of the stars and weelies and so on. Use Rex Wheelie [which is in the bottom right corner]. Once you’re playing hold “A” and push up on the control stick [not pad STICK]and Kirby will start hitting his head on the engine. After he does it a lot the boost bar will go to zero [use this only if you hit it on accident or if you want to see Kirby get a headache]and the engine will start smoking for a second, and it kinda looks like the engine burnt out.

Use Meta-Knight In City Trial’s Free Run

Break 1,000 boxes in City Trial to unlockMeta-Knight for its free run mode.

Use King Dedede In City Trial’s Free Run

In the stadium, beat King Dedede in under aminute. Then you will be able to use him in CityTrial’s free run.

Get King Dedede

To unlock King Dedede, take out 1,000 foes.

Ride Hydra

To ride Hydra, you’ll have to collect its parts in City Trial mode.

Get Dragoon

To access Dragoon, you’ll have to find its hidden parts in City Trial mode.

Get Rex Wheelie

Defeat 100 or more enemies with exhaled stars.

Get Wheelie Scooter

Start the final lap in fourth place and move to first to win.

Get Wheelie Bike

Race all of the standard Air Ride courses.

Get Wagon Star

Reach the goal three times in any mode other than Free Run.

Get Jet Star

Race over 4,500 feet in 2:00 in Air Ride mode on the Machine Passage course.

Get Turbo Star

Use all the volcano rails and finish in first place in Air Ride mode on the Magma Flows course.

Get Formula Star

Finish under 3:14 in Time Attack mode on the Frozen Hillside course.

Get Bulk Star

Finish under 3:20 in Time Attack mode on the Celestial Valley course.

Get Swerve Star

Finish two laps under 2:05 in Air Ride mode on the Sky Sands course.

Get Slick Star

Finish two laps under 3:05 in Air Ride mode on the Checker Knights course.

Get Shadow Star

Quick-Spin to defeat 10 or more enemies.

Get Winged Star

Finish in first place while flying through the air in Air Ride mode.

Get Rocket Star

Finish one lap under 1:05 in Free Run mode on the Machine Passage course.

The Legendary Robots

In City Trial mode you can find six pieces that look really weird. If you get three that connect you can get the legendary robot and use it in the city. Note: You can only have it during the duration of time in City Trial mode then if you want to use it again, you have to find the pieces.

Go Really High In City Trial Mode

If you want to go really high in City Trial mode this is what you got to do. Go on top of a volcano by the yellow string ride. Then go on the wooden bridge that is at the top of the volcano, go across it. When you go into the active volcano you will get transported to the highest point in the city. Note: The volcano will not hurt you. Once your at the highest point of the city you can glide everywhere in the city from that point.

How To Get The Legendary Vehicles For Free Run.

First you have to check off a lot of things on the checlist and eventully you will get a piece of a legendary vehicle. Do this three times and you get a legendary vehicle for free run.

Play As White Kirby

Build the Dragon and Hydra vehicles in one match to unlock White Kirby in City Trial mode. Win a two-lap race in Vallerion in under 2:30:00 to unlock him in Air Ride mode.

Play As Purple Kirby

Break an enemy vehicle five times to unlock Purple Kirby in City Trial mode. Win a two lap race in Airoon in under 2:30:00 to unlock him in Air Ride mode.

Play As Green Kirby

Use the cannon to break an enemy ten times to unlock Green Kirby in City Trial mode. Inhale three Swordknights and win a race to unlock him in Air Ride mode.

Play As Brown Kirby

Use the Heavy Star to win Sandoola with a time under 1:30:00 to unlock Brown Kirby in Air Ride mode. Use the Wing Star and win Zeroyon Attack 2 with a time under 0:30:00 to unlock him in Air Ride mode.

Play As Galax

Finish 100 laps on any level to unlock Galax in Air Ride mode.

Get The Meta Night Character

To get Meta Night glide in Air Ride Mode for 30 Minutes.

Cheats

Currently we have no cheats or codes for Kirby Air Ride yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Unlockables

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Easter eggs

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Glitches

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