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patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

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me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

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You know what fuck you *unwraps your spotify*

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do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

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hi I'm mika and I just hope everyone has fun | bbyvampz

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i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

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another day another tiktok sound stuck in my head

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my friends ❤️ my loves ❤️ my fantastic angel bébés

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my brain in times of crisis:

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when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

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if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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does one have to “be okay”? is it not enough to simply, be “feral” and “sleepless”?

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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

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are you okay bro? your aura looks like shit :/