#magic smoothie

[bendjamintheinkcambionandfamily]

I wanted to share this and see if others might try it and give me some feedback. It works for me, but I want to know how it works for others, so if you use it and wanna let me know what you think, I'd be grateful but no pressure to do that though?

The Potion of Succubae Seduction is designed to amplify the natural allure and perceived attractiveness of the individual consuming it. By partaking in this potion and reciting the accompanying incantation, I find a temporary increase in my own confidence, beauty, and charm. However, it is essential to understand that this potion does not force any individual to love you. Instead, it serves to expedite and enhance the existing potential for affection and sexual attraction that may already exist. It is meant to raise the levels of desire of those around you and increase sweetness towards you. The more often you drink this, the more potent it is in my experience. I drink this at least once a week. If you work with Succubi or Incubi, this makes a great offering too!

This combines chocolate syrup and hot cocoa for a delightful boost of joy and love energies. Chocolate represents warmth and intimacy, it helps cultivate relationships and ignites passion in romantic encounters. The sweet essence of honey enhances sweetness and attraction, drawing love and admiration towards you, while the nourishing peanut butter provides sustained energy and empowers you to feel secure in your abilities. Adding vibrant broccoli for personal growth and prosperity, while carrots improve insight, intuition and clarity, helping you navigate social interactions with confidence. Spinach enhances sexual energy, passion, and fertility and the lovely Strawberries enhance your ability to connect on both physical and emotional levels with others, boosting love and passion, enhancing your ability to connect on both physical and emotional levels with others. Water and ice ensures your ingredients blend smoothly, while adding an aspect of flow and adaptability, allowing you to navigate intimate relationships with grace and fluidity.

*(Milk is optional in this. Milk when added to this potion is meant to amplify feelings of comfort/emotional safety, foster healthy romantic & sexual relationships, as well as increase the chances of possible conception. It makes it more likely for those you sleep with to develop intense romantic feelings, where the original version of this potion using water does not. Just wanted to add this in case that's y'all's cup of tea.)

To make it, combine the following ingredients together in a blender until you achieve a silky, smooth consistency, adding more water or ingredients as needed for desired consistency and flavor:

Chocolate syrup

Hot chocolate

Honey

Peanut butter

Broccoli

Carrots

Spinach

Strawberries

Ice cubes

Water or *Milk(Optional)

As you blend it, envision a ball of red and pink pulsing energy around your sacral area, gathering it and visualize it channeling up your body into your hands and then into the potion as you recite this incantation:

“With every sip I do imbibe,

Desire me, oh lover mine,

Sweetness, strength, & grace combined,

Lust I am, Lust am I,

Rich & smooth my magic flows,

In my presence passions grow,

Oh so sweet, Oh such delights,

I will taste in bed tonight,

Seductive power, flow through me,

I am allure, allure is me,

So I will It, So mote it be.”

And that's it. Drink it down and embrace your sexy self! Have fun!

I drank it myself and am feeling hot af❤️

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[fisheito]

hey so if yakumo puts up an essence shield does it looks like

this.?

this?

or this??

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

He guess who actually added words to make that “Post-ressurection Pre-Lazarus Jason Todd meets Billy Batson” idea a fic and decided “Y’know what, we’re getting Cassandra Cain up in this bitch too”

[dailyloopdeloop]

1 day until loop pregnancy

DAY 69: IT'S NOT HAPPENING

[en8y]

[IMAGE ID: three rectangular flags with five evenly-sized horizontal stripes. about half of the flags are taken up by simplified smoothie cups. the first flag’s stripes, from top to bottom, are as follows: dark grey, cool grey, warm grey, grey-blue, and dark grey. the second flag’s stripes, from top to bottom, are as follows: dull blue-purple, light blue-purple, light grey, white, and dull blue-purple. the third flag’s stripes, from top to bottom, are as follows: black, dark warm grey, medium grey, light grey, and black. END ID.]

passion tea: any queer person who presents their gender through the color silver. alternate term and flag for silver cadillac (margarita).

blue magic smoothie: any queer person who presents their gender through the colors silver and (light) blue. alternate term and flag for mad eye martini.

witch's brew smoothie: any queer person who presents their gender through the colors black and silver. alternate term and flag for black magic (cocktail).

part of the beverage presentation system by @satyrradio, and the latter two can be considered subsets of punch bowl, by @blood-moon-night-coining!

@radiomogai @liom-archive @obscurian @presentationflag-archive @gender-mailman

[chipper-smol]

are we just gonna keep comparing these two and not actually draw them being friends together?

[just-add-magic]

Kelly: I regret getting you that blender for your birthday

Darby, shipping a bagel: Why?

[7roaches]

rainy day doodles

[rainc0at]

FEBRUARY IS NEARLY OVER GUYS!! HOLD THIS LAST WEEK IN YOUR HANDS AND MAKE IT MAGIC!!! READ!!! DANCE!!! SING!!! SURROUND YOURSELF WITH BEAUTIFUL THINGS - SUCH AS: LAUGHTER (EVEN IF IT'S YOUR OWN) AND ART AND GOOD FOOD!! INJECT SO MUCH LOVE AND BEAUTY INTO THIS FINAL WEEK!! WE WILL NEVER GET IT BACK!! MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL!!

[abramsbooks]

RECIPE: Grilled Pork Tenderloin with Chimichurri (from Meal Prep Magic by Catherine McCord)

It was in Argentina where I began my love affair with chimichurri; a pot of it accompanied whatever meat we were eating. Just the thought of pairing it with pork tenderloin makes me giddy.

PREP TIME: 15 minutes, plus 1 to 2 hours for marinating COOK TIME: 15 minutes SERVES: 4 to 6

¼ cup (60 ml) Dijon mustard

½ cup (120 ml) apple cider vinegar

3 tablespoons light or dark brown sugar

8 cloves garlic, minced

⅓ cup (75 ml) plus 2 tablespoons olive oil

1½ teaspoons kosher salt

2 to 2½ pounds (910 g to 1.2 kg) pork tenderloin, fat and silver skin removed

½ cup (15 g) packed fresh cilantro

½ cup (15 g) packed flat- or curly-leaf parsley

1 small shallot, peeled

2 tablespoons red or white wine vinegar

2 tablespoons fresh lime juice

Pinch crushed red pepper

Freshly ground black pepper

Place the Dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, half of the garlic, 2 tablespoons of the olive oil, and 1 teaspoon salt in a large zip-top bag. Squish the bag to mix the marinade. Add the pork tenderloin and use your hand on the outside of the bag to move the marinade around the pork. Marinate for 1 to hours at room temperature or overnight in the refrigerator.

To make the chimichurri, in a food processor, place the cilantro, parsley, remaining garlic, shallot, the remaining ⅓ cup (75 ml) olive oil, the red or white wine vinegar, lime juice, crushed red pepper, remaining ½ teaspoon salt, and black pepper and pulse until finely chopped.

Heat a grill to medium heat. Grill the marinated pork on several sides for a total of 14 to 15 minutes, or until the internal temperature is 135 to 140°F (55 to 60°C) when checked with an instant-read thermometer inserted in the thickest part of the meat. (Alternatively, you can use a cast-iron skillet to roast the pork. Heat over medium-high heat and add 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Sear the pork all over for a total of 6 minutes. Transfer the pan to a 400°F (205°C) oven and roast for 15 to 20 minutes.)

Allow the pork to rest for at least 10 minutes to allow the juices to settle before slicing. Use a sharp knife to cut pork on a bias into ½-inch (12 mm) slices and top with the chimichurri sauce.

Make sure not to overcook the pork. Pork should never be cooked to more than 135 to 140°F (55 to 60°C). You want the internal color to be light pink.

Make double the amount of chimichurri sauce to serve with fish, shrimp, chicken, or steak later that week.

TO ENJOY LATER The cooked pork can be cooled and refrigerated in an airtight container for up to 3 days. Enjoy at room temperature or warm for 30 seconds in the microwave. Store the chimichurri in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 5 days, or freeze in ice cube trays then transfer to labeled zip-top bags for up to 4 months.

PREP IN ADVANCE Place the zip-top bag of the pork in its marinade in the freezer for up to 3 months. When ready to cook, place the pork chops in the zip-top bag in the refrigerator to thaw overnight; cook as directed.

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[lavendernarwhal72]

[image id: picture of Iris and Nathaniel from LoliRock with text above that says “She’s everything, he’s just Ken”]

[thedrotter]

ntohign to do with art but. isn't....making smoothies like making a potion.... like one did in the bathroom at 9 years old mixing shampoo and conditioner and everyrbing at a reachable radius. how can people make smoothies with a straight face and not awaken the child-like wonder of making a flying potion

[good-night-space-kid]

Finally got a blender off fb marketplace today!! Now enter: the era of mediocre smoothies. Wish I could make a good smoothie but tbh I don’t think I’ve ever made one that was actually good. But alas. Also blended coffees, they’re my favorite so I’m excited to finally be able to make them.

[ihsnamih]

[gloriousmonsters]

me staring at the two big-ticket things I let myself order with my tax refund that I REALLY hope are going to help w/cooking/cleaning whilst being ill