#magic eye ball

[its-short-for-jackalope]

me, who is bad at task management & often falls victim to hyperfocus: hey dude will I be able to work on both my current projects today?

the all-seeing eye cradled in my hands:

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me: uh, neither can i, dude, that's why I fuckin asked you 🙄

[hiseyeisonthesparrow]

Today, when I went to the temple, I wore Vans and mismatched socks. And do you know what the temple workers said to me? "Welcome to the House of the Lord".

Today, when I went to the temple, my dress was covered in wrinkles. And do you know what they said to me? "Thank you for being here."

Today, when I went to the temple, my hair was a frizzy disaster, and I was more lost than a blind cow in a corn maze. And do you know what they said to me? "Where are you trying to go? Here's how to get there, let me show you."

Today, when I went to the temple, I sat in the chapel and messed with my all-white fidget cube, tense and nervous. And do you know what the person sitting next to me said? "That's so cool! I want one of those!"

Today, when I went to the temple, I turned to the veil worker and said, "I'm gonna need that paper; I don't know what I'm doing." and do you know what she said? Well, she didn't say anything. But she held up the paper so I could see, pointing out line by line so I didn't feel bad about messing it up.

Today, when I went to the temple, I sat in the celestial room and cried. Big heaving sobs, not even cute little "single tear streaming down face." And you know what the girl next to me said? "I just wanted to let you know, I think that you're beautiful."

Today, when I went to the temple, I didn't do so for fun. I did so because I desperately needed to. Living out of moving boxes, I threw on a dress and left straightaway, right from work. I'm a newbie at the temple. I don't know what I'm doing. And at every turn in the temple, there were opportunities for people to point that out -- to make me feel stupid or like I wasn't respecting the Lord or like I didn't belong there. But at every turn, there were people there supporting me. Worshipping with me. Helping me to feel His presence.

I don't know if the church is true. But I do know that the people are true. There are good people there.

[galacticlamps]

if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.

[purplevampiredoll]

in a whimsical purple world 🐈‍⬛ ✩₊˚.⋆💜☾⋆⁺₊✧🖤

http://www.instagram.com/purplevampiredoll

[cutiepieautistic]

Vriska serket stimboard

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For the system's vriska alter!

[booksiverecentlyread]

99: Gorillaz Almanac 2020 [2020]

[toq1gou2003]

[thegreatsaiya-z]

I am gonna get back to fun outfits soon buuut. What if the consequence of taking the Satan's devil/demon theming to the endpoint conclusion (...yes also initially inspired by @smuby giving Hercule fake pointy ears and fangs)

Lore under the cut

Also! I feel like people can be a bit too mean about Hercule sometimes (because okay. the bit about claiming ki techniques as tricks is one thing, and like. I get where people come from in him taking the credit for Cell but also come on. Gohan would not want to be famous pls) AND I feel like the presence of animal people and other weird stuff on earth drops off as the series progresses, which out of universe is because of the change in tone but in universe is like. That has implications.

So. Concept of Hercule as yes, a bit (or a lot of) a glory hound and a showboat but also as someone who uses that influence to, like, champion the rights for the various non-human sapient Earthlings particularly as they start to get pushed to the sidelines of urbanization. (And, you know, given I make the Ox King an actual ruler in my au, and I have the Ox Kingdom as one of the larger/more prominent kingdoms with the rare majority of non-human sapients, also potential for earlier interaction between Gohan and Videl <3)

[grinchwrapsupreme]

being super normal about White calling Billy "a dreamer"after the events of Maybe No Go

[asksebs]

*replaces your eyeball with a magic 8 ball*

*proceeds to tie fruit gusher anon up and throw them into the water with Eyefest*

“L. Thank you, anon.”

[enthusiastic-nim]

[puppppppppy]

if you're walking at 5mph, but your feet are on sideways, and the sky turns green at 2:53, and Keanu Reeves has been sent to Neptune, what's your favorite video game

i cant walk 5mph in the first place, im only 5'4 and i have to walk like marvin the fucking martian everywhere i go

if my feet were on sideways i would still manage to get my shoes on wrong because i cant tell my left from my right

if the sky turns green that means every single car on the road is allowed to go at the same time

keanu reeves cant be sent to neptune with an expired passport

my favorite videogame MIGHT be professor layton and the diabolical box just because ive never been able to get over the ending, but mario galaxy and deltarune also come to mind

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

Hehe, balls.

[cinderellaheist]

Ronald Epps

[alleytulip]

some pfp for u :p

yea u can steal em ✋🏼🙄

[itsjustdotsandcrosses]

Archmage Vishalny, Arcane Diplomat and Master of Enchantment (DND NPC)

#1, main overall stim board of the set (vampire/dark themes excluded)

With themes of magic and snakes, fashion and accessories, and calligraphy/planning. How Vishalny likes to present herself, an overall aesthetic board.

xxx.xxx.xxx.