#madness brand

[mynameismad]

Just finished the grayscale pass on a new environment concept art piece. Not sure the Evil Crab Market is the best place to buy your seafood...🦀🔪

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"What do you mean their name isn't Beef?"

(for @moondal514)

[thatmoththoth]

Mom can we get The Mechanisms?

No we have The Mechanisms at home:

Mechanisms at home:

Thanks to @bluishtones for letting me use their art in this shitpost

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[maryallenc]

ashton, to m9: wow, you people are crazy :D

me: no, they're just from wildemount. i mean, look at chetney.

[wolfythewitch]

TikTok don't take down my videos unnecessarily challenge FAILED

[little-pondhead]

warning: long idea that came from u so u deserve to hear about it

was ranting to my sister about ur sketches cuz i fell in love with them and they are hitting at like 3 obsessions at once so points for u-

anyway I talked about the fenton creep stick (the joker panel) and my sister (who never watched dp) asked what it was, and after a confusing explanation we decided that a fenton creep stick can be any kind of object that is 1) long and swingable (like a crowbar or even a pipe) and 2) sturdy and not easily breakable

after being in the phandom I saw a lot of headcannons that after the ghosts appeared, the fentons started doing speeches at Casper, and they gave out fenton creep sticks "to be safe" or that the fentons sell those to Amity Parkers (THEY'RE NOT GUNS so they can do it) so pretty much everyone has one

adding those ideas to the fact that my sister thought at first that the stick had something to do with CREEPS (like pedos or stalkers cuz of the name) I now imagine the most famous design of fenton creep stick to be one of those stun sticks (that can not only be used on ghosts, but actual creeps!!!)

enjoy this idea cuz it sure gave me joy

asdfghjkl anon your brain wrinkles are amazing that idea is so funny to me. The anti-creep sticks are advertised all over town and it’s treated the same as a McDonald’s ad. No one really gives a shit but they still take note when there’s something new out.

And if you wanted to throw in the supervillain AU, I imagine it would go like this:

[istadris]

Consider : mario movie AU where Luigi is a slippery little thing who keeps escaping from his lava cage...only to keep getting into more trouble, again and again.

Everytime a guard comes running to Bowser about the human prisonner escaping, Bowser stresses first about the escape (he can't make the perfect wedding gift without the kin of his enemy !), then he stresses twice as much about how the prisonner keeps running into danger.

So far in his various attempts at escaping Luigi, in his glorious and terrible mix of good and bad luck, has :

Hid into the piranha plant greenhouse right before mealtime

Ran into the Bob-omb quarters with a lit torch

Tripped into a corridor with abruptly awoken Thwomps

Dropped a Dangerous Mix of potions in Kamek's lab

Crashed a clown car twice

Climbed an used rope that had snapped right above lava

Somehow caused the staff to unionize and riot (on the plus side, Bowser gained a lot of Dry Bones staff that day)

Ripped off a Shy Guy's mask by accident

Stolen a Koopa Troopa spear only to stab himself in the foot with it

After too many attempts, Bowser has enough, grabs his cage and puts it in the throne room, because if Luigi keeps trying to give Bowser white hair, might as well do it under the king's watch. Koopa knows Bowser could use a stress ball right !

...Luigi makes for a very soft stress ball, actually.

[themintman]

Jack: “It’s pride month, Nurm. You know what that means.”

Nurm (in Villic): “What? You want me to make like gay maps or something? Huh? What?”

Idk I just felt like this was them- I love the husbands ever

YEAH THATS THEM LMAOOO

You are an actual genius

[lokisasylum]

A kths coming for Jimin's dancing or looks or even daring to say that Jimin "overdoes it" (with singing, dancing, ect) will never be taken serious.

Like babygirl, LOOK who YOU are stanning.

You stan the stiffest and laziest member of the group. I'd be mad too.

He was lazy in his last group performances.

He was lazy in his own solo debut.

And he's even being lazy in his MS, posting selfies, BEGGING other celebs for attention during public events where he's supposed to lay low and DO HIS JOB & creepily stalking fans in private group-chats, while everyone else is working their ass off to make their ungrateful country proud.

[pitconfirm]

favourite underrated glance-ism is that george is a tommy hilfiger ambassador when the actual tommy hilfiger is basically lance’s uncle

[handlewithcare-delicate]

Ter referentie:

Dubbeldekker:

Hondekop:

Koploper:

ICNG (Wesp):

Sprinter Lighttrain:

Stadsgewestelijk Materieel:

ICE:

Mat' 64:

[violetheart77]

So was anyone going to inform me that I should filter spoilers for more than just Workin’ Boys between losing my paused-spot in the stream when I got back from dinner and the Video-On-Demand access becoming available

[moonkhao]

gmmtv is not splitting their line-up announcement into two parts this year

[pirateddee]

the skaterlight pirate au yk the one

[bloodbruise]

Cocky James potter

he acts like it’s so big and it infuriates reg because it actually is