#made these at record speed

[ljubitelj-sonca]

Valentine’s Day Cards!

From: me

To: You! <3

(Feel free to use and share, but I’d love to see the reactions if you send them)

(Inspired by my Spatort cards from ‘24 and ‘23)

[alcyonsa]

ITS TIME

[buglaur]

wanted to make a render to get back into the hang of things

[marimbles]

please keep me in your thoughts—im trying to beat 32 heat on hades. Thank you💕

[samijey]

"Best of luck, my friend."

[teamrv]

ouch the sun???

[sonknuxadow]

if team sonic racing was based they would have let cream keep her spot on team rose let the actual team chaotix show up so silver and blaze can team up with marine or maybe even elise instead of vector and they would also somehow predict sage's existence a few years in advance and have her take zavok's spot on team eggman

[kukkirankindon]

Bored.

don’t look at the amount of tags

[joyridingmp3]

i unironically like the beatles' music but i must say that come together and i want you (she's so heavy) are two of the worst songs ever created in the whole entire world.

[asexual-levia-tan]

on the topic once again of cale talking about his transmigration is that. okay.

i think ron will be. okay with it to a certain extent. because this is the cale that saved his life, made him a new arm, and helped him get revenge on arm. or rather, even if he's not okay with it, he'll likely still be loyal to him.

beacrox im sure won't really care, he'll be like "OH okay that makes sense yeah" but he otherwise didn't care much for the og!cale despite knowing him, either thought he was trash or was stupid for pretending to be trash, but either way the transmigration wouldn't be a thing he hates.

but for ron, he still considers cale to be his "puppy young master" but at one point he acknowledged that that puppy had grown into a tiger at some point. but to him, (og)cale would always be a puppy. i wonder if finding out about the transmigration would change how he views/treats (krs)cale at all...

also please please please cale say something like "the original cale henituse is happy now. he has reunited with his mother." without context please please please🙏🙏🙏

[miserye]

Just witnessed someone lose their will to continue and drop the class in front of me that was crazy

[autism-swagger]

It really irks me when people blame Misty for the Yellowjackets not getting rescued right away, because like. Airplane black boxes don't have gps????You can't track them, they have to be found. They just record flight information so you can tell what caused the crash.

[solo-piper]

Can you go back to posting gacha videos

what

[erindrifter]

Is anyone else the same type of nerd as me who wanted a comparison of the warp speeds between Star Trek TOS and TNG?

Here ya go!

[foldingfittedsheets]

I always forget this wasn’t a thing everywhere but my high school had a fun and innovative way to torment us in PE. They got heart rate monitors. It was this awful strap that went under the bra line and paired to a watch. The first day was great cause we got to set our resting heart rate. We did this by laying in a dark room and napping.

But then once a week we’d have to strap on these monitors and go running. The monitors were old tech and didn’t always pick up your heartbeat, so you’d have to use cold water between it and your skin to get a better connection, gods know why. Warm water never worked. After the day our watches would be collected and our efforts recorded.

The idea was that if your heart beat too fast you were supposed to stop, and if it was too slow you’d speed up. In practice this was ridiculous, staying in the green zone all class was ridiculously difficult.

Even people like me who were stubbornly resistant to running the mile couldn’t stand the horrific constant beeping and made attempts to placate the reviled machine. It was always fairly miserable. I had PE first thing in the chilly morning, dashing cold water on my skin before running around half awake was the low point of my week.

But for some unknown reason, the teacher insisted that no play could happen on these days. We were given the freedom to run all over campus but woe betide us if we tried to make a game that actually made this enjoyable.

We’d initiate games of tag only to get yelled at for not just… running. Any kind of play was forbidden. On one memorable occasion someone got a kickball and we started an impromptu soccer game with it.

If someone’s heart rate got too high they’d drop to their knees to wait out the shrieking of their watch so an extra element was added to the game of trying to win without going too hard. I remember being absolutely delighted, the thrill of that game still lives in my heart, hoping I could score a goal before my heartbeat betrayed me to the hated watch.

When the PE teacher found us we were soundly scolded and the ball was confiscated. Our happiness burst like a soap bubble and we turned our back to the enchantment of the green field and resumed slogging along in a grey haze as expected.

[phantomrose96]

Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.