#made me chuckle a lot

[wilsons-journey]

So the new spear looks interesting,... Seems,... fishy.

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: [Reading a dumbass' chat message] "I don't speak TacoBell" Well I don't speak racist, so… 🤷‍♀️

Ironmouse: You know? We have something in common. We both don't speak a particular language.

[fatedroses]

I offer Zenos pen sketches, except this was his goofy ass ARR phase: also known as his early military career stuck doing grunt work and traffic control in the capital.

[isca-rambles]

Tim putting little boots in Lucy's locker because she's technically a rookie TO (temporary or not) so he can call her boot again. that's it. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

not me immediately getting jude from this

who did you guys get? 👀

[itz-pandora]

You know an inside joke was stupid when you still laugh at it a year after you stopped using the joke

[xidnaf]

*puts you in a cool room with a warm sun lamp to make sure you're healthy enough to hatch when you're ready*

<3

[flags-planes-and-fire]

"The ground was covered in green and yellow wildflowers. I could see them with new eyes, and they looked marvellous to me. I picked one of the flowers and held it out to Carlitos so he could smell its fragrance, and he ate it"

- Out of the Silence: After the Crash by Eduardo Strauch

[cultivating-wildflowers]

"Now I have done," cried Captain Wentworth. "When once married people begin to attack me with-- 'Oh, you will think very differently when you are married,' I can only say, 'No, I shall not;' and then they say again, 'Yes, you will,' and there is an end of it."

he's so relatable fr. even if he is wrong.

[whalehouse1]

Jason went mad and killed those people due to pit madness.

Jason made a conscientious choice to kill those people and the pit doesn’t cause madness.

Me: I go with whatever I’m vibing with that day or what seems funnier to me at a particular moment. He didn’t shove that guy off the roof though, not that I would have blamed him.

[book-nerd-emi]

guys. ofc we decide to shit talk one person we (me and my friends) don’t rly like but put up with today.

ofc we decided to shit talk the one guy that made me feel like shit over my body. again. as soon as i was starting to get okay again. ofc.

[davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey]

I have many drafts I saved many many years ago and I found this one and it's a real banger tbh. Haha what was wrong with teenage me

[cloudyfacewithjam]

"Paddy, play the madman."

[oculusxcaro]

(If she ever gets patrons who tend to make frequent 'appearances' on the news, how often does she recognize them, and how awkward are those interactions? Does she ever report them to the GCPD or feel tempted to do so?)

send me questions you have about my character!

You'd think a waitress in a demanding job would at least have a somewhat decent memory when it comes to recognizing faces but honestly? Khare has a horrible memory and isn't likely to start remembering faces unless they are REALLY distinct (or have visited enough times for their appearance to register in her brain). Seeing the Joker himself strolling in and ordering up some pancakes is the most you can expect for her to acknowledge there's a serious fucking situation on hand but after that? Forget it, she's not likely to make the connection.

However, this is Gotham so chances are that at least somebody's going to rock up at the diner in their costume. Khare may be so preoccupied about getting their order right that... you know, it's going to take a minute or two to catch on that something's not right about their appearance, but she can't quite put a finger on it. Alexa, play the Jeopardy! Think Music! It's probably more awkward for the patron visiting that everything is so calm - The waitress isn't screaming bloody murder or jamming the silent call button beneath the counter to alarm the police that trouble is there, she's just smiling and doing her best to remember their order, just as they want it but on the off chance she does recognize somebody... she really, really doesn't want to call the GCPD and cause a scene, because really, nothing's happened.... yet, and the thought of police taking her statement and asking awkward questions is a far more frightening prospect than the Mad Hatter asking for a pot of tea, because... you know, she's an illegal immigrant at this point, and if she calls the police, who's to say she's not joining them in jail after her shift ends? Having a bad memory makes life difficult but in Khare's case, it might have saved more than a few potentially dangerous situations from blowing up as a hungry rogue gets a tasty meal without any screaming or overhearing any hushed calls begging the GCPD to arrive, because even criminals need to eat and boy, do most people feel a lot better after getting a proper meal inside them!

[mechahero]

@5mind asked- describe your muse’s laugh. describe your muse’s walk. character headcanons (accepting)

describe your muse’s laugh.

In one word. Loud. At least, when he isn't carefully monitoring himself and keeping it at an "appropriate" level and really gets to let it loose. It's loud! It shakes his body and peaks right into being a shrill noise at times before dipping right back down into its normal volume.

It's a good thing whenever he gets laugh like that instead of his normally polite laugh he uses outside/around other people.

describe your muse’s walk.

I would say a normal walk? (Whatever that means lol) However, I can also picture him it being slightly off by a bit. One of his legs is somewhat shorter than the other so perhaps that could affect it in some way? On a subconscious note, he favors his right leg (ironically the shorter leg) and always walks right leg first, left leg second.

If he walks left leg first, it feels weird and he's not quite sure why. He just chalks it up some odd thing his brain decides to be picky about.

[kit-just-kit]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.