#made by elz with love

[bylrndgm]

Did S2's finale give us a clue about S4's final shot?

Today, in this post, I want to go down a really interesting parallel between S2 and S4 with you.

But, to do that, I need to take you back to 2017, when the final episode of S2 aired. It's Oct. 27th, and people are watching this exact scene on their screens:

I have never paid attention to it... until recently. That is what I'll be focusing on: Mount Sinai.

Please, stick around, and dive with me into this under the cut.

𝟏. 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐩

Before getting into, it, we will need Hawkin's map. Here is one, updated to S4. I highlighted the places that will be useful in this post.

Circled in red -> The Creels' house (thanks to @pinkeoni, since I'm blind af)

Circled in orange -> Location of Cerebro

Circled in yellow -> Hopper's cabin

Highlighted in green -> Mt. Sinai.

𝟐. 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐢'𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲

If you, like me, had to go through endless hours of Religion Education in school, then the name Mount Sinai will... ring a bell in your mind.

Yes. The Bible. Once again.

Mount Sinai is "the mountain at which the Ten Commandments were given to Moses by God".

You know, interesting.

I was thinking about why they would mention it in Stranger Things. Perhaps it was nothing... perhaps it could mean something.

It scratched the top of my head, but it was a fleeting thought, and I couldn't exactly put my finger on it.

Until this very day.

𝟑. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞

Let's fast forward to Jul. 1st, 2022. Volume 2 of ST4 just dropped and many, like me, really thought Will and Mike were about to hold hands, there, on that hill - oh, delusional me.

I am sure there is no need to remind you of the final sequence of S4, but for this post's purposes, here we go:

It starts outside Hop's cabin and follows on top of a hill.

That is where I asked myself which hill was that.

Could've been the one where Cerebro was installed

Or, could've been Mount Sinai.

𝟒. 𝐂𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬?

I pretty much think the place they're in it's Mount Sinai. For two main reasons:

It's near the Creels' house

Look how Mt. Sinai is described in the Bible:

Interestingly similar to the final shot, right? Here are some paintings that portray Mt. Sinai:

(Open for better quality) -> you have to agree with me that they do look a lot like the scenario shown at the end of S4.

𝟓. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

I have no idea what may be the implications of this, so I'll leave it to the clever minds of this tag.

However, here is another thing:

It could very much be that God = Vecna. In the sense that Vecna is the God of Evil -> don't forget about the Creel's house nearby.

In S4, there were a lot of callbacks to S2. You can't disagree: the snowball, the Jaws poster in Will's room, his birthday too - apparently.

I would not be surprised if Lucas telling Max to make a left on Mount Sinai meant something... and if that something came back in S4, as it had heavy callbacks to Christianity and satanism.

And even if it did, why did the writers choose to set the final shot on top of Mount Sinai? The very same that has such a rooted legacy and a deep meaning in religions like Judaism and Christianity?

According to some, Sinai comes from sin, and sin is a recurring motif in Stranger Things' latest season. You can't deny it's all tied together.

[celesterayel]

something out of my dreams | luke castellan

pairing : luke castellan x dionysus!reader

request: could you possibly write a luke x daughter of dionysus please? maybe she’s like super nice and when percy gets to camp she becomes like an older sister and luke is super whipped for her? @elz-zalarrr

IN WHICH — all he knows is that you were something out of his dreams.

"trust him like a brother, yeah, you know i did one thing right. starry eyes sparkin' up my darkest night" - t.s.

w.c. 1.8k

warning(s) : cheesiness ゜✭・.

✩ ‧₊˚ author's note okay i've begun to realize that low-key i feel like i write in cursive if that makes sense? if a feeling could describe it i'd say its like using poetry to write? that's likely not any better lol :)

there was but one person that everyone could agree they adored at camp half blood.

it didn't matter what grudge who had with whom or what ancient rivalries transcended the ideals of reality, everyone loved you. not the typical type of brittle love that crumbled at the slightest of touches, but pure adoration that endured the sands of time.

you with the gentle soul, who healed others with each laugh and smile. when new half-godlings were brought to camp, you made sure to comfort them and make them understand that they belonged here and would find a home whether they wanted to or not. you made sure that no birthday was forgotten, no deed undone.

children of minor gods or elders, of Ares or Aphrodite, you became an older sister to all who needed you. you, the daughter of fertility and chaos, the god dionysius.

there was no debate that at camp half blood there was only a before you and an after you. you were like that high right before the free fall–invincibility and smoke and curiosity wrapped into the form of a demi-god. you were the gentle breeze during summer nights when the heat became too much. and none ached more to feel it than luke castellan, who had been burning for as long as he knew.

your relationship in itself was tentative, you danced around your feelings–scared one wrong touch or word would break the shaky, fine line that lay between you two. but you could not hide the way you loved the other to yourselves nor the children of the beings of divine blood. 

luke castellan loved you like the stars would fall out of the sky with one harsh touch, free and incandescently self-destructive. like you were a wild, wonderful thing out of a fantasy.

you loved him like there was no hell or heaven but the cosmos that lay in his eyes and the worlds that lay in his soul. something so sacred and rare. a love so true and mortal it put all the greek tragedies to shame. 

you knew that whatever you and him were made of, in every lifetime or the next you two were made for each other. 

loving luke castellan would be both your redemption and destruction in the making, your elysium for whatever good thing you had done in your previous life. 

✩ ‧₊˚

you first met percy jackson when he came to camp, he was a scared little thing who had just lost his mother when the veil between reality and deception flickered. everything he’d known came crumbling as quickly as the truth was uncovered: gods and monsters were real and played games of hell and heaven on earth. some thing about him called out to the vulnerability you once knew when you first came to camp so you made it your mission to be the sister he never had. 

you met him at the front of the steps of the main office, “my name is y/n, percy jackson. welcome to camp halfblood.”

“do you just somehow know everyones name,” he raised his eyebrows at you. 

“yes.” no, but you supposed it’d be fun to let him think that. 

“of course you do.”

“come along, i’ll show the ins and outs here. if you're nice enough, i might let you in on the cook's secret stash of blue ice cream,” you laughed out.

he contemplated his choices before grabbing your outstretched hand and shaking it, “deal.”

you showed him who to avoid and the best people to befriend. the history between your kind and why the gods were as they were. the truth behind his bloodline and the legacy that he was now responsible for. the tribulations and the pain that was cursed to follow the children of the gods. 

“and this is chris. the best person to ask if you need to know what plants are poisonous,” you say, introducing him to a guy with black hair and soft eyes. 

percy looks at chris before looking around to see where the hermes boy is, “we’ve met. he was with luke when he was showing me around”

you’re cheeks heated at the mention of his name; looking around to see if you can spot the familiar tan skin and soft eyes that belong to your luke. 

“oh! luke! yeah, he’s around here somewhere. he’s sly like that, wandering and then popping up the next second.”

a voice pipes up behind you suddenly, “y/n, already telling percy everything about me?” 

you whirl around and there he stands in all his glory with the curls you love and the sun in his eyes. your golden boy.

“just telling him the truth, castellan. you’re hard to get a hold of sometimes.”

a hue of pink covers his cheeks, “i’m never far from you.”

both of you oblivious to percy and chris who seem to be conversing about you both and the tip-toe dance you play. 

percy just wonders what’s happening here: firstly, luke is looking at you like you’ve hung the moon and the stars and that’s saying something because he has shit observation skills–his analysis essays can attest to that. secondly, he swears he can see hearts in his eyes from where he’s standing and is that…is that a blush?

he turns to chris, who is just staring at the two like it's not out of the normal for what’s happening, “what’s happening here? is he blushing?”

chris just nods, “yeah. luke’s kinda–very obviously to everyone–in love with y/n. if i didn’t know better i’d say she’s gotten him insane in love. very likely as her dad’s the god of insanity.”

he turns back to the two who are laughing and standing closer than before, “like super, super in love. if there was a word for love, luke’s found it”

“huh.” 

chris says it like it’s common knowledge like how the best food is blue jelly beans, “i mean i ship it, y/n’s the sweetest person around here–the type of person people write songs about. she’s like a sister to us older ones and a mother to the younger ones. the whole camp is waiting for him to just man up and ask y/n. they make each other happy, you know?”

“yeah, i think i do.” 

percy thinks it’s something the poets would write about.

✩ ‧₊˚

fridays are capture the flag days.

you’re not the type of person to engage in these types of games all that often but you suppose there’s a first time for everything. someone’s got to show the percy boy how it’s played. 

“okay, percy. remember, keep your senses open and make sure that no one gets close enough to engage. once they engage, it’s hard to fight them off.”

all around you two, people have begun to don their armor and raise arms. the sun has just reached its height and you’re huddled together discussing your gameplan. even though your cabin house is pretty small, you’ve joined athena and hermes for this game. 

percy’s voice rises a little high as he tries swinging his sword around only to drop it, “yeah, okay. i’ll just try not to die, i guess. that’s not like hard or anything.”

“just follow my lead and if i’m not here find luke.”

you're not exactly excited about percy’s odds. the kid is lanky as is and his sassiness doesn’t help him out much when others target him for it. 

that’s exactly why you’re gone to his rescue when he nearly gets hit in the face by a spear after he insulted one of the boys from house ares. 

your heel nearly buckles under a sharp hit after you block the attack that’s directed to percy. you manage to reset your heel and push the sword off before you drop down into a crouch and sweep the legs of the warrior in front of you.

unfortunately you're slightly too focused on what’s in front of you and protecting percy you don’t realize that someones charging toward you from the side. 

fortunately, a block from a familiar sword stops any attack that might meet you head on. no sooner do you hear the block that luke’s got the other guy on the floor and surrendering. 

you grin at him, “i had that handled.”

giving you that grin that makes you feel like your future's right in front of you, he replies: “i’m sure you did. but why let you deal with him when i can save you the trouble.” 

“why don’t you go and help annabeth win the games, romeo.”

he gives you a wink, throwing a quick ‘yes ma’am’ before he’s already running off again. 

no sooner than later, a quick gong resounds throughout the camp, concluding the games. you’re standing slightly battered while percy walks behind you pointing out all the flowers he’s found. you definitely need to teach him how to defend himself. 

the players are just trickling in for the woods they’ve been fighting in to reband together and in the distance you see a figure running toward you. 

holding onto the flag, he continues to look at you like you’re everything he’s ever needed to breathe. he’s taken his helmet off and you can finally see him fully: brown eyes and all dimples.

“see you’ve found the flag.”

he takes a couple of steps closer to you until only two steps separate him and you, “yeah, someone told me to go win the game so I did just that for her”.

“really now?”

he whispers, “yeah.” 

his eyes twinkle and you’ve never wanted anything more than to continue to stare at them. 

you hope he’ll make the next move but luke castellan, the boy you’ve fallen for in every lifetime, is always content to admire you.

so, you take those two next steps, grab him by his neck, and press your lips to his. 

he stands shocked for a minute, wondering if what’s happening is really happening. but no sooner, he’s dropped the flag on the grass and holds you like your the greatest treasure he’s ever had.

there’s a certain type of tragedy that your golden boy tastes like, fire and freedom all in this moment. it’s the price of redemption and damnation that you’re willing to pay. 

to him, it’s the stars aligning like you’d will them to–the power you held and every thing he’s ever needed. your his past, future, and present: the threads in his life giving him the one thing he’s ever wanted. something he’s only ever dreamed of. 

he pulls back slightly before murmuring, “in every lifetime or the next, i am yours. i don’t know what i did to deserve you. you’re something only out of my dreams, y/n.”

"you sap"

you just kiss him again, ignoring all the campers and those still trickling in. 

✩ ‧₊˚

“definitely a child of dionysius. she’s reduced him to insanity,” pipes up percy as he tears off the petals of the flower he holds in his hand. 

chris just grabs a flower and continues to rip the petals off like the boy beside him. 

“damn straight!” shouts luke toward the two.

[finsplurtz]

Hello, I don't know if you make orders or not, but if so can you make one with Yuji or Izuku aged, Smut please, something like sex while everyone is asleep and Yuji or Midoriya won't stop making noise so they have to be quiet so as not to wake up to others

i’ll hold u tight i love you

might hear — izuku.midoriya

— dom ! male.reader x sub ! Izuku Midoriya

— contents : alcohol mention , u get drunk , u fuck with lots of ppl around , kinda sucks

warnings : none .. inthink

✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮

Everyone had gone on a trip during the summer, you and your beloved boyfriend were invited and were happy to join.

the whole trip was fun, it was extremely hot out, you guys walked around the city and got ice cream. there was a small beach area that was owned by…. Yaoyorozu and she was more than happy to let everyone use it to stay the night.

nobody went to sleep early. everyone stayed up drinking and laughing at whatever they could. Izuku was a bit of a lightweight… he knew he couldn’t handle alcohol so he stopped after 2 or 3 cans.

you on the other hand…. you kept drinking and drinking. you weren’t a lightweight, so you drank lots. a bit too much.

It was about 2 in the morning, some of the others had passed out on the couches and floor, others passed out after vomiting all the toxicity out of their systems, and you were swaying as you tried to clean up the place a bit. izuku had you do it.

“‘zzzuku…. should we leave the light on ?” you asked the boy who hummed before turning the lights off in the main room. you blinked and stumbled back, it was pitch black you couldn’t see a thing.

“zu..” you tried walking forward but you felt a hand gently grab yours and pull you towards a room.

“don’t be loud” Izuku whispered as he led you to the dark room, the only source of light being that from the moon, shining through the large window.

The bed was taken, some inflatable mattress’s were unoccupied, some blankets on them.

“did ya drink..?” you whispered. Izuku only gently pulled you down onto the mattress.

“whatz wrong…. are you.. mad at me..?” he was basically ignoring you, it had you a bit confused. you could see his face clearer after your eyes adjusted to the dark.

“…no…let’s try to get some sleep. kay?” he gently stroked your cheek and gave you a small kiss. maybe it was the alcohol but it made you feel all fuzzy and needy.

you guys got under the sheets and you pulled the boy close to you, nice and tight. your chest against his back as you gently rubbed his tummy.

“who elze is in the room..?” you quietly asked.

“ochako n tsu. sero also….” he named the people he saw once he walked in. the rest of them were scattered around the cabin.

“mm….should’ve gotten the bed..” you sigh subtly thrusting your hips into Izuku’s who shuffled getting more comfortable.

.

.

“d’ya have fun..” you asked another question. “yeah. we did a lot today… super tiring” you hum in response. another small thrust, your hand slithering into his shorts. he was quick to grab your wrist and freeze.

“yn…”

“what’s wrong..?” you ask innocently as you gently run your fingers against his entrance.

“d..don’t…” his breath hitched as he tugged at your wrist, his dick slowly hardening.

“nnh.. just let.. me..” you licked and kissed the back of his neck as you rubbed at his cock, switching between his wood and his bottom.

Izuku had to cover his mouth, he was panting heavily and squirming on the mattress.

he kept trying to make you stop but the pleasure was slowly slipping into his mind. his dick was leaking a bunch, you used it as lubricant to ease your fingers into his hole, stretching him gently.

he was biting his fingers, twitching as you massaged his insides. you were a bit sloppy due to the alcohol but it was fine, your wet kisses against his neck and shoulders really had him going.

he was in the mood before he heard uraraka talk in her sleep, he flinched and pulled at your arm harder to get you to stop but you rubbed against his sensitive spot, your fingers poked at it so good. he bit his lip and bent as cum ripped out of him.

“haa…shit..~” he quietly cursed to himself. you were quick to get his shorts and draws off and align your aching cock against his hole.

you slipped an arm under him and placed two fingers in his mouth while you held his hip with the other hand.

“keep quiet… don’t want them to hear..” a smirk could be heard in your words. you slowly pushed into him causing him to arch and roll his eyes back.

his hands scrambled to hold onto you, his walls clenching around your cock.

It was way too quiet in the room, sero’s faint snores were the only thing that could be heard. This was an uncomfortable position, you grabbed Izuku and placed him on top of you. he wrapped his arms around your shoulder as you kept his legs wide open and slid yourself back in.

he tried to hold back any erotic sounds as you were nuzzled deep inside him. you were quick to start bouncing him on your cock, hitting deep making him shake.

“ngh-! mh..!” he brought his shaky hands to cover his mouth, looking around the room paranoid. you started to huff a bit loudly the faster you went, his dick was leaking some more and it made you want to go ferrel.

you felt one of his hands clasp around your mouth to keep you quiet as he panted faster and unevenly.

with just one more thrust, you exploded inside of him. your hot cum coating his warm insides. he let out a small whine as he came all over himself, throwing his head back.

you kissed his chest and slowly got him off of you. he let out another small moan when you re-entered him to keep all the cum inside him.

he heard a bit of shuffling around the room and was quick to fall asleep.

the next morning they woke up a bit late, you were knocked out with your dick still inside him.

“finally awake, midoriya?” sero asked as he cleaned the place up a bit.

“uh- uhm yeah…” he nervously responded. you moved around in your sleep with a groan, Izuku gasping and holding onto the sheets feeling you move around inside him.

“gonna get up?”

“mhm just…give…. me a couple minutes..” Sero smiled before leaving the room, you and Izuku being left alone. he felt you wrap your arms around his waist tightly and fuck into him some more.

strained whimpers leaving the smaller. “stop stop s-stop..!” you let out a small laugh giving him a good morning.

he had a tummy ache the whole ride home

a/n: this is kinda ruff sry will do better xx

[its-avalon-08]

it all fell down (ln4)

part5

multipart story! part1 part2 part3 part4

✦ pairing - lando norris x female reader

summary : lando norris and y/n were friends for 20 years, fell in love and dated for five. until it all fell down. they left each others lives abruptly and never spoke again, until they met again in the most unexpected way. can they find their way back or will certain scars never heal?

Y/N entered her apartment and closed the door behind her, the weight of the evening pressing down on her like a suffocating blanket. She leaned against the door for a moment before sliding down to the floor, her body wracked with sobs. The regret of her harsh words to Lando gnawed at her, the echo of "maybe dating was a mistake" ringing painfully in her ears.

As tears streamed down her face, memories of their time together flooded her mind, each one a bittersweet reminder of what they had lost. She remembered the first time he told her he loved her, his voice trembling with sincerity.

"I love you, Y/N. I can't imagine my life without you," he had said, his eyes filled with an emotion so pure it had taken her breath away.

She saw them dancing in the living room of their shared apartment, the music soft and the lights dim. They had swayed together, wrapped in each other's arms, the world outside forgotten.

"You're my everything, Lando," she had whispered, resting her head against his chest. "Promise me we'll always be like this."

"I promise," he had replied, kissing the top of her head. "Always."

But then the memories turned darker, the shadows of their eventual breakup creeping in. She recalled the fights, the misunderstandings, the way they had slowly drifted apart despite their best efforts to hold on. The final memory hit her like a punch to the gut—their last, heartbreaking argument.

"Why can't you just understand my goddamn situation?" Lando had shouted, his voice filled with frustration and pain. "This isn't working anymore, Y/N. We're tearing each other apart goddammit."

"And whose fucking fault is that?" she had shot back, her own voice shaking with anger and hurt. "You’re the one who changed, Lando. You stopped caring, stopped trying. You just gave up and you have the genuine audacity to even tell me that "we're tearing eachother apart". Fuck that Lando, you are hurting me, what are you not fucking understanding?"

"I can't do this anymore Y/N. I just can't. You never even try and understand my situation. You have such high fucking expectations and you just want me to go with it.," he had said, his voice cold and final. "Maybe it’s better if we just end it."

"Fine," she had spat, her heart shattering into pieces. "Go. Just go."

The memory of his retreating back, the sound of the door slamming behind him, was like a knife twisting in her heart. The pain of their breakup was still as raw as it had been that night, the wounds never fully healing.

"I didn’t mean it," she whispered to the empty room, her voice breaking. "I didn’t mean it, Lando. I’m sorry."

The weight of those words crushed her, and she cried even harder. "Why did it have to end like this?" she whispered, her voice barely audible. "Why couldn’t we make it work?"

She hugged her knees to her chest, rocking back and forth as the pain of their lost love consumed her. "I still love you, Lando," she sobbed. "I never stopped."

She buried her face in her hands, the weight of her regret crushing her. The love they had shared, the promises they had made, all felt like distant, unreachable dreams now. As she sat there, alone and heartbroken, she realized that despite everything, she still loved him. And the thought that she might have lost him forever was almost too much to bear. The echo of her tears and her own heartache filled the silence, a haunting reminder of the love they had lost and the words they could never take back.

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[cheezieypoofz]

can I get uh…

Stan x Fem!Reader x Craig SFW & NSFW poly relationship headcanons pls 🙏 ?

take ur time & hope ur doing well :3

,,, HEADCANONZ

Ztanley Marzh x F!Reader x Craig Tucker

ZFW & NZFW Dating Headcanonz!

DIZCLAIMER: headcanonz are hard for me to write, zo i will only write headcanonz for my mutualz. alzo, ztan might juzt be the hardezt character for me to write, zo i zend my deepezt apologiez to moon if it'z not up to her ztandardz alzo i think i lied when i zaid there waz gonna be more nzfw headcanonz than zfw- i went a little overboard teehee. i'm zozozozo zorry if it zeemz ruzhed!!!

WARNINGZ: pet namez, mentionz of zex, zub&dom mentionz, mentionz of threezomez, waizt grabbing, implied p in v & p in a, ztaig mentionz

ZFW

; How did you three get together?

; You most likely forgot all about each other, luckily enough, Bebe wanted to have a little get-together with all her friends from high school (my dumbazz couldn't think of anything elze-)

; After maybe a year or so of catching up, becoming friends, and then developing crushes on each other, confessions are made

; I feel like Craig would fall first, and confess first

; Craig was definitely on the more open-minded side of being in a poly relationship, Stan, still being open-minded, but a little reluctant

; Being reluctant only because of what others might think, he's a little paranoid

; But, you need not worry, after weighing the pros and cons of dating both you and Craig, he agreed to the proposal

; The relationship is... rocky—at first

; They both have some issues to work out, everyone does

; But everything's better when you work it out in a group

; As long as you're patient with them, the relationship will turn out just fine

; After a couple months, and everyone figures out how the relationship works, it definitely goes from rocky to chaotic

; In a good way!

; Stan is more on the affectionate side, wanting to shower you and Craig with love

; His love language is physical touch and quality time

; Craig's being words of affirmation and acts of service

; Craig is the one who plans out all the dates, Stan only occasionally plans the more physical dates—hiking, biking, skating, skiing/snowboarding, etc.

; One of y'alls favorite dates is a picnic under the stars

;  Definitely being Craig's favorite because he can geek out; it's the entire reason why he planned it to begin with

; Stan is the type to buy y'all matching items, whether that's bracelets, shirts, pins, body jewelry, necklaces, or just anything really

; You three go stargazing together pretty regularly

; You better like animals, cause Stan LOVES them, and Craig refuses to live without Stripes NO. 7

; I feel like Stan would be trying to be a veterinarian in college, and Craig aiming to be an astronaut (and no, you can't change my mind on thiz)

; Craig loves to use pet names, but only basic ones—babe, hunny, sweetheart, etc.

; Stan rarely uses pet names—hun, sweetie, babe, and, angel

御負け ,,, OMAKE

; Craig is probably more active in the afternoon, while Stan is definitely a night owl

; They have greasy ass hair (i will die on thiz hill)

; They both use 5-in-one shampoo

; Craig seems like a smartass but is a dumbass, Stan's a dumbass through thick and thin

; Craig and Stan fight over who'll pay the bill during a dinner date, and you end up paying for it when they're not paying attention

NZFW

; The first time between the three of you was... awkward to say the least

; But, it's okay, you three got the hang of it after a bit

; Their favorite position is probably DP Cowgirl

; Maybe because it was the easiest to do—the easiest once you figured out where to put your knees at

; You and Stan, chest to chest, while Craig leans over you, hand gripping onto your waist

; Stan likes to look at your face when y'all fuck, it just gets him going to watch your face contort in pleasure

; And Craig?

; Craig just likes ass, man

; They're so competitive, they turn everything they can into a competition

; They'll literally fight over you man

; Stan looks like he whimpers and whines (zorry chat, ztan iz not a heavy dom in my mind)

; Craig is on the quiet side in bed, only letting out groans and grunts every now and then

; In my eyes, Stan is a switch leaning towards sub, and Craig is also a switch, buuuttttt

; Craig prefers to dom and will in most situations

; Craig is the type to degrade you, and so is Stan

; But Stan also likes to be degraded, yet he also likes to be praised

; I feel like Stan would like to be called Stanley when he's in the mood to be more submissive

; Stan looks like the type to crack a couple jokes when being intimate, he's still a bit serious though

; Craig is serious, there is no joking around

; He honestly gets pissed off when Stan starts joking in the middle of sex

; Which works out in your favor, but they don't need to know that

; Remember how I said they wear competitive?

; Yeah, they definitely compete to see who can get you to cum first

; Either that or who can get you to cum the most

; Craig likes to give you and Stan hickeys

; But Craig likes it when he gets hickeys too, it proves that y'all love each other

; Stan LOVES when either you or Craig bite or kiss his neck

; Craig doesn't have a high sex drive, I just don't see it

; Stan?

; I wouldn't say he would be as high as Kenny, but MAN

; It's fucking up there

; Craig is the one who usually does all the aftercare stuff

; Stan is too fucked out to do anything

; Craig will usually draw a bath for you and Stan, or start up a shower for y'all

; Then he'll carry you to bed, making sure to tuck y'all in all once and cozy

; Craig still likes to use pet names—slut, babydoll, sweetie, and love

; Stan's—my sweet angel, slut, whore, and baby

御負け ,,, OMAKE

; If you're not in the mood, but Stan and Craig are, they go to fuck each other on the couch

; And Craig will always dom if that's the case

[wormworker]

fuck trying to figure out "goth subgenres" or what "goth adjacent" means, do you listen to:

bands with a man singing who sounds like a sad ghoul drifting around a mausoleum and moaning or something idk (sisters of mercy, fields of the nephilim, glorious din, christian death, o children, joy division, plastique noir, she past away, red lorry yellow lorry)

with a guy who sounds like he's possessed by some kind of evil snake demon (bauhaus, the wake, plasticzooms, skinny puppy, altar de fey, hocico)

bands with a frontwoman who has literally the most angelic, haunting voice ever or the band overall has a sound like that oooo aaaa (cocteau twins, strange boutique, dead can dance, chelsea wolfe, tamaryn, this mortal coil)

frontwoman who sounds like she personally wants to rip you apart with her teeth (gitane demone, light asylum, skeletal family, diva destruction, boy harsher, voodoo church)

bro who sounds like he's crying on the phone to his mom because someone made fun of his eyeliner on the playground (killing joke, drab majesty, the march violets, theatre of hate, the damned)

woman who sounds like, against all recommendations, she needs another iced coffee with three shots of espresso (lebanon hanover, nico, the harrow, switchblade symphony)

gang who would make anyone go nuts on the dancefloor (cabaret voltaire, plasticzooms, nine inch nails)

they have that guy who is just british (the legendary pink dots, the tear garden)

people who are angy as fuk and they should be (skinny puppy, the tear garden, kmfdm, nine inch nails)

guys who would kiss you on the forehead and tuck you in at night (vnv nation, depeche mode)

gang who makes you feel like you're literally dying like in a good way (tropic of cancer)

they yell at you a lot (the march violets, skinny puppy, alien sex fiend, play dead, the fair sex, bauhaus)

singer sounds positively whorish, complimentary (male tears, elz and the cult, virgin prunes, xymox, alien sex fiend, london after midnight, gene loves jezebel)

[phantomthiefgaige]

Sburb:Final Test Build! (Prologue)

*A website opens up showing a chatlog between four individuals. A website called Troll-A-Chum. This was the last normal conversation before the session started.*

dynamicProtagonist: thAtcher, where the hell are you?! is your thinkpan, sorry…”Brain” still Culminating on the newest set of excuses to holD Everyone back from Fully levelinG up for the better?!

thinkpanObliterator: Come now Adroxi, it izn’t all that zerious. He could juzt be running a bit behind iz all.

zanyKnight: Sorry! I’m super late! Had another run in with “You know who.” He was guarding my copy of SBURB along with THE DONUTS.

DP: are tHese “donuts” really that Important you had to needlessly capitalize them?

ZK: …they had chocolate frosting…

grimmestDarkpony: did somebody say chocolate?!?! :D

TO: Ahh, Emmi. You’re here. I take it your copy is in your handz?

GP: yeah! got it in the mail today from my parents!

TO: Parentz, zuch a human conztruct anyway. Zounds like it would be better than…hmmm, no. What we have iz much better. Anywayz insert the game in already or elze the cluckbeazt will find you~!

DP: kasill…stop…

ZK: Can we play now?

DP: thatcher, pay attention and insert the disc!

*As soon as they insert the disc…things go dark…for the audience. For now. Lets get the plot of this story out of the way, then we’ll do roll call.*

The real title of this tale…

Homestuck: Connection Lost

The plot is similar to the main series. Four varying aged individuals decide to play a game together, however after entering the medium, the connection to their server is lost and as such, their world is deleted. However, the four end up in another session. One already in progress with a boy, his friends, and eight trolls negging them as well…yeah they’ve wound up in the beta timeline and must work with them to at least save this world.

Unoriginal plot is now out of the way. Now, lets get on with the role call!

Up first, the self proclaimed “leader” of this group.

Adroxi Repits

Adroxi is a teal Blooded troll who has a passion for justiCe and as such works on his figure to grow himself physically. he is heavily inspireD by jrpgs and oftEn thinks oF himself as the protaGonist. wHIle he can come across as rude and…very rude, deep down he has a bond with most of his friends that will be pushed to their limits while on this Journey. He’s also the one who made the Troll-A-Chum servers for his friends to talk on.

Age: 8.5 Sweeps (18.5. 23 by the credits)

Weapons: His fists, SwordBats

Typing quirks: AlphaBetiCal capitalization.

Chumhandle: dynamicProtagonist

Next is.

Kasill Vaveil

Kasill is a Jade blooded troll who can handle the Alternian sun like most do but something is off about her. Instead of embracing the nurturing and caregiving side most of them have, she fears that if she does this, she’ll cause problems and will lead others to their deaths. To remedy this she hides behind a “kooky” and wacky persona so that nobody suspects she’s hiding anything. She lets it slip with her friends though at times…mainly Thatcher and Adroxi.

Age: 7 Sweeps (15. 20 by the credits)

Weapons: Barbed Wire, Chains

Typing quirks: Replaces all S’s with Z’s

Chumhandle: thinkpanObliterator

Next we have

Jaey Thatcher

Jaey is a normal everyday human who’s sleep deprived and lives with a guy who dresses in knight armor and trains him in “the way of the knight.” Which mainly includes random attacks and being left on the ground after getting his ass kicked. Due to living on edge he’s never had time to figure out how to act or who he wants to act like. What he does know is that he LOVES pissing off “Crusader” often by using alternate weapons, shifting interests, finding more interests in samurai movies instead of knight movies, and giving up swords for fountain pens.

Age: 14.5 (20 by the credits)

Weapons: Fountain Pens, Broadswords

Typing quirks: Normal text but CAPITALIZES important items and titles.

Chumhandle: zanyKnight

Finally on our list is

Emmi Jollie

Emmi is the youngest of the quartet and yet so mature she was allowed to name herself two years early! She gets pouty at her parents for telling her no all the time and being responsible so she turns to her online friends who agreed they’ll help her grow up. She is the glue holding them together and without her they wouldn’t be friends. She loves normal girly stuff like the color pink, horses, and the twisted and macabre stuff like horror terrors and, thanks to “mister white text man” she’s really interesting in “Grimdarks.” She hopes that someday her friends can see that she can grow up without them and she’ll be okay on her own one day.

Age: 11 at the start. (12 when they enter the other world. 17 by the credits)

Weapons: Pop guns, revolvers, wiffle ball bats

Typing quirks: all lowercase. Lots of exclamation marks and smiles when excited.

Chumhandle: grimmestDarkpony

And with that, the roll call is done and I hope this weird what if has interested you…now a note from the author.

Author Talk: Hey guys…so this is my weird little HSAU series I’ve been planning for months. Still ironing some things out but I can answer any questions you may have.

1, Why are YOU in this?

A: It was originally an rp series that fell through but over time I developed it more and as such am keeping him here as his own separate character. Shipping stuff, if any, will only be for after the credits esq pics where everyone in the story is established to be 18 and older…not with Emmi though. She’s too young. Speaking of.

2, Why the varying ages?

A: Well…having everyone be multiple ages is something I don’t see too often in these stories so I wanted to try it for myself and see if I could make it work.

3, Will this ever be on MSPFA or have pictures to go with it?

A: Not unless a team of deranged folks wanna go along with this somehow for free cuz I’m both broke and artistically bankrupt. Hell I made these guys in the character maker for HS.

4, Is this just cringy fanfiction?

A: Hell yeah baby. But fuck it, we ball.

With this all being said. I hope you enjoyed reading…this in all its….glory?

[blackhazefanblog]

The Princesses swap dresses! Because I still love the idea of the two princesses becoming friends!

Ruby isn’t upset with Yuti for making her wear this dress or anything, it’s just... really not her style. But if this strange custom is how human females form friendships, Ruby is fine with it. It’s fine as long as Elzeble and Gamode don’t see her in this dress. Wait is that them peeking in through the window? Oh no. Elze run-

Yuti doesn’t really care whether she looks good in Ruby’s outfit or not, she’s having a GREAT time that’s all that matters! Because she’s really happy that she made a PRINCESS FRIEND! Yeah, she’s not human... but she still made a PRINCESS FRIEND! (Rom’s gonna LOVE THIS!)

They can talk about so many things together! Like, princes who ruin their lives Boys! Corrupt politics Gossip!  And discuss the despairing world situation their dreams for the future!

They can do so many normal girl things together! Yeah!!

[werewolfnat]

hey aimz! hope this ask finds you well 🥰 i was wondering if you could make a tutorial (if you haven't already — in that case feel free to link it) on how you make your gradients (example)! i just love them and i was wondering if you had any tricks you could share with us <3

Hi Elz, first i am fine, hoping you are too 😘

I'm glad you like them, i don't think i've done a tutorial for them before so i've made this little tutorial for you, though i will admit most of the time it's just me messing around with the gradient tool and seeing what colours just look nice 😅 - which recently has become so much easier now they've made it a live preview gradient

So i'm gonna be using this gif from my latest elmax gifset, because i really liked how the colours came out on it 😊

Ok so you're gonna want to get you gif all set up with your normal colouring, sharpening etc. etc. - so this is how the gif looked before i added the gradients

When I want to add the gradient i make a new layer then select the gradient tool on the tools bar - it's under the paint bucket tool if you left click on it

(I'm assuming gradient live preview is on all up to date versions of photoshop - if not let me know) So when it's clicked go to the gif an it'll let you drag the gradient to your pleasing and should show up something like this - you can drag the dots to how you'd like to your own preferences to how you'd like

So this is where i just start messing around with with looks best, normally when i'm doing colour gradient gifs i set it soft light, which is what i did with this one, i also took the opacity down

So now it looks like this - the blue/purple gradient i used made it look a bit cooler in colour

Next we repeat the process of making a new layer and selecting the gradient tool, this time i set the layer style to lighten and this was the result

I like using lighten because depending on the colours it effectively makes anything on the gif that was black or dark the colour your using on the gradient - so for this one i used pink and purple. now i could have happily left it like this but i wanted to keep some of max and el's skin tone they're own colour instead of the the tinge of the colour that comes from the gradient layer, so with that i just take the paint brush tool set to zero harshness (needs to be nice and soft to not look weird and can merge with the gradient) with black as the colour, select the layer mask and just paint the areas you want to - so for this it was their face areas

Here's the end result - max has her natural colour back to her face but the gradient merges in with the background without much notice

And there you have, but yeah like i said above most of the time it's just me messing about with the layer blending options, but my main settings are using soft light and or lighten blending modes, also if it's got a blue or cyan-y background i'll meddle around with the colour balance settings and the selective colour settings and/or add a hue/saturation layer to take away the saturation of the blue colour (essentially making the blue monochrome or a different colour)

[fenneky-fox]

I made an account becauzze… why not right? I might az well. I made the icon in like lezzz than five minutezz so… yeah, I don’t have anything elze to zay. Juzt thought I’d zhare :]

- @rotom-anon

oh cool!! love that for you

[weepingmilkshakedreamer]

Murder AU inc0rrect qu0tez cuz idk what elze 2 p0zt

the t0rtured Italian: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Murder!pizzan0: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

the t0rtured Italian: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Murder!n0ize: I am an expert at identifying birds.

the t0rtured Italian: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Murder!n0ize: Yeah, they're all birds.

the t0rtured Italian: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Murder!n0ize: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

the t0rtured Italian: Th-that's not how that works-

the t0rtured Italian: :)

Murder!n0ize: >:(

the t0rtured Italian: Turn that frown upside down!

Murder!n0ize: ):<

the t0rtured Italian: Not sure what I was expecting...

brickztav0: Hey, peppin0! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

the t0rtured Italian: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

brickztav0: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.

the t0rtured Italian:

the t0rtured Italian: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

Murder!n0ize: Hey the t0rtured Italian, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Murder!n0ize: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

the t0rtured Italian: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

the t0rtured Italian: The fucking satisfaction.

Murder!n0ize: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Murder!pizzan0: Yup.

the t0rtured Italian: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Murder!n0ize: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Murder!n0ize: ...

Murder!n0ize: Wait—

the n0ize: God, I love peppin0.

Murder!pizzan0: Yeah, you fucking better.

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*

Murder!n0ize: *walks in and sits on the t0rtured Italian’s lap*

The Squad: …

Murder!pizzan0: Why are you sitting there?

Murder!n0ize: There’s no free seats!

Murder!pizzan0: But we made sure there was enough room for-

the t0rtured Italian: *hugs the n0ize tightly* There are no free seats.

Murder!pizzan0, excitedly: Heeyy!!

Murder!n0ize: Hey, someone's excited.

the t0rtured Italian, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

the t0rtured Italian: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

Murder!n0ize: Fucking pizzelle and pizzan0 were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Murder!pizzelle: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Murder!pizzan0: Five second rule!

Murder!n0ize: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

the t0rtured Italian: *Sobs on the floor*

Murder!pizzelle: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Murder!pizzan0: Yea, I could drink legally!

Murder!n0ize: I could hang out with the boys!

the t0rtured Italian: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Murder!pizzelle: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

the t0rtured Italian: *crouches down*

Murder!pizzan0: *kneels down*

5t1nky: *sits on the floor*

Murder!pizzelle:

Murder!pizzelle: I hate all of you.

Murder!pizzelle: What do you want then?

Murder!pizzan0: Er… something work related.

Murder!pizzelle: What department is this?

Murder!pizzan0: Sorry?

Murder!pizzelle: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?

Murder!pizzan0: *looks at the n0ize and the t0rtured Italian* Some sort of homosexual department?

the t0rtured Italian: My stomach growled super loud in French.

the t0rtured Italian: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Murder!pizzelle: Bonjour.

Murder!n0ize: Le growl.

Murder!pizzan0: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Murder!n0ize: Rude.

Murder!pizzelle: That's fair.

Murder!pizzan0: Not again.

the t0rtured Italian: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Murder!n0ize: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

brickztav0: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

the t0rtured Italian: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Murder!stick: Guys.

the t0rtured Italian: We call that a traumatic experience.

the t0rtured Italian, turning to Murder!pizzan0: Not a "bruh moment".

the t0rtured Italian, turning to Murder!n0izette: Not "sadge".

the t0rtured Italian, turning to Murder!n0ize: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

the t0rtured Italian, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Murder!stick: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

brickztav0: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Murder!n0ize: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

the t0rtured Italian: I hate all of you.

Murder!stick: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Murder!pizzan0: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

the t0rtured Italian: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

5t1nky: I handle our accounting.

the t0rtured Italian: Count me in!

brickztav0: Who the hell are you?!

the t0rtured Italian: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.

brickztav0: Oh yeah, pizzan0! How are they doing?

the t0rtured Italian: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.

Murder!n0ize: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

the t0rtured Italian: Hey brickztav0.

brickztav0: *punches the t0rtured Italian in the stomach*

the t0rtured Italian: What the fuck?

brickztav0: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

the t0rtured Italian: What the fuck are you talking about?

brickztav0: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Murder!n0ize: See ya! *leaves*

the t0rtured Italian: I'm not pregnant!

brickztav0: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

the t0rtured Italian: I was never pregnant, gustav0!

brickztav0: Are... you sure?

the t0rtured Italian: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Murder!stick: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

brickztav0: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Murder!stick: *punches the t0rtured Italian in the stomach*

the t0rtured Italian: AW, MOTHERFU--

the t0rtured Italian: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Murder!stick: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

brickztav0: Wasps?

Murder!n0ize: Terriers?

the t0rtured Italian: the n0ize.

the t0rtured Italian: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

brickztav0: Weight loss? Drink water.

Murder!stick: Clear skin? Drink water.

Murder!n0ize: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

brun0: I love you.

Murder!0range: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*brun0 and Mr. 0range kiss passionately*

Murder!n0izette, to Murder!pizzahead: You owe me 20 dollars.

brun0: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Murder!0range: Not if they consent to it.

Murder!n0izette: Depends on who your stabbing.

Murder!pizzahead: YES??!!?

brun0: I give up. I am so tired.

Murder!pizzahead: Get the emergency supply!

Murder!n0izette: *carries Mr. 0range and places them in front of brun0*

Murder!0range: *smiles*

brun0: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

brun0: pizzahead, we're hungry!

Murder!0range: pizzahead! What's for dinner?

Murder!n0izette: We're hungry, pizzahead!

Murder!pizzahead, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Murder!pizzahead: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Murder!n0izette: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Murder!0range: FLOOR IT!!

Murder!pizzahead: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Murder!n0izette: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Murder!pizzahead: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

brun0: DO IT!

Murder!n0izette: NO-

Murder!pizzahead: Where's Mr. 0range?

Murder!n0izette: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Murder!n0izette, shouting: brun0 sucks!

Murder!0range, distantly: brun0 is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Murder!n0izette: Found them.

Murder!stick: Do you need help getting up?

Murder!ger0me: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

Murder!pizzan0: They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.

5t1nky: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!

Murder!pizzelle: Can I have some?

Murder!pizzan0, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Murder!n0ize: Is this mistletoe?

the t0rtured Italian: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Murder!n0ize: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

the t0rtured Italian: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Murder!n0izette: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Murder!granny: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Murder!n0izette: I don't have time for their problems.

Murder!granny: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Murder!n0izette: Nat 20 Charisma.

Murder!granny: That is NOT how that works-

Murder!n0ize: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

the t0rtured Italian: Marry me.

*pizza granny and pizzahead's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Murder!granny: Damn, it's hot in here.

Murder!pizzahead: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Murder!granny:

Murder!granny: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Murder!pizzahead: What?

Murder!granny: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

Murder!pizzan0: Can I have your number?

Murder!pizzelle, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Murder!r0zette: You believe me?

Murder!pizzelle: r0zette, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Murder!n0izette: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

the t0rtured Italian: Thanks, it's the trauma.

5t1nky: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.

Murder!pizzan0: No you idiot, that’s ours we crashed!

5t1nky: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense.

Murder!r0zette, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Murder!pizzan0, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Murder!n0izette: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to peppin0 and not do the thing,

Murder!n0izette: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Murder!n0izette: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

Murder!n0izette: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

the t0rtured Italian: Only as their rodeo clown.

the t0rtured Italian: Watcha got there..?

Murder!n0izette: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

the t0rtured Italian, answering the phone: Hello?

Murder!n0ize: It’s the n0ize.

the t0rtured Italian: What did they do this time?

Murder!n0ize: No, it’s me, the n0ize. It’s actually me.

the t0rtured Italian: What did you do this time?

Murder!pizzan0: Hold on, I can explain!

the t0rtured Italian: Really? Can you now?

Murder!pizzan0: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Murder!pizzan0, at 5Tz w0rksh0p: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

5t1nky, behind the c0unter infr0nt 0f them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

*the t0rtured Italian and the n0ize are cuddling*

the t0rtured Italian: Tell me something I don't know about you.

Murder!n0ize: *leans in to whisper in the t0rtured Italian's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.

the t0rtured Italian:

the t0rtured Italian:

the t0rtured Italian: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

the n0ize: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

the n0ize: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Murder!stick: ...That took an unexpected turn.

the t0rtured Italian: So did their neck.

the t0rtured Italian: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Murder!n0ize: Okay.

*later*

Murder!stick: the n0ize! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

the t0rtured Italian, whispering: Deny everything.

Murder!n0ize, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Murder!stick: I haven't seen the n0ize and the t0rtured Italian for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with the n0ize and the t0rtured Italian running after it in a panic. Mr. stick doesn't look outside at all.*

Murder!stick: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Murder!stick: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Murder!n0ize: We're chopsticks!

Murder!stick: Well... that's cute!

Murder!stick: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

the t0rtured Italian: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Murder!n0ize: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

the t0rtured Italian: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Murder!n0ize: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Murder!stick, on a walkie talkie: This is Mr. stick, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Murder!stick: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Murder!n0ize: How?

Murder!stick: I need someone to take the fall.

Murder!n0ize: What did you do?

Murder!stick: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

the t0rtured Italian, from the other room: Oh my god.

Murder!stick: ...

the t0rtured Italian: OH MY GOD!

Murder!n0ize: Make it a hundred.

Murder!stick: Deal.

[bylrndgm]

hello hello Elz! 💛 This is super random (and maybe would have worked as a message haha) but -as a fellow gif maker, I'm curious as to what your method for selective coloring (like when you change mike’s blues to purples and the like) is??

I feel like its so unique compared to other ways l've seen, and I can't make out the mix of it, though it's lovely and I would love to know how to do it (assuming it's not a trade secret haha). do you happen to have a tutorial on how -or might you even be willing to tell yourself?

Let me know! And even if not, I wanted to let you know how much I adore it haha 👏🏽💞

Hey Marie! Thank you for the ask 🩷 This made my day! Actually, I do the coloring every single time, and every time the process is a little different from the others but I picked a scene (with many colors in it) and tried to recreate the process 💘 Hope this will help!

Here on the left is the plain gif, without any coloring, and on the right is the gif with some basic coloring (exposure, brightness and contrast, curves, levels, and color balance).

I have yet to use any selective color layers.

(I typically don't use all of these selective color layers but here I just wanted to fully break it down for you to follow step by step).

I really go in order. I start with Reds and Yellows: these are the main colors that are contained in skin tones (both lighter and darker)!

So, my suggestion is to be cautious while adjusting them, if you want the skin to look natural. Of course, if it looks good, you can always play with the values a little more.

In this case, I have already adjusted the Greens, because they're part of the background and they're not the color I want to focus on.

Now for the fun. The starting point is finding the color you want to manipulate and then making it pop, in this way, it's gonna be easier to change the color. In this case, it's Mike's shirt and therefore we need to play with the Cyans and Blues.

Example #1 -> Blue to Purple

Now you're ready to change colors. So, make another selective color layer and play with the Blues and Cyans yet another time:

Purple! You can literally choose the values you prefer to make the perfect shade of purple.

Edit -> if you want it to look more pastel just turn down the Blacks of the Blues and Cyans.

Example #2 -> Blue to Magenta

Starting from the selective layer meant to enhance Blues and Cyans you can add a hue layer and put the following values for the hue

Cyan -> +113

Blue -> +110

And you'll get magenta. Now, if you want to, you can add a selective layer to get the desired shade of magenta. My values (not adding photos because of the photo limits lol)

Cyan = -7

Magenta = + 24

Yellow = +54

Black = +6

You could've also tried to turn the blues and cyans to magentas using the selective colors, but I thought it looked better with the hue layer!

Other examples

To get the green color you just have to start from your enhanced blue layer and add another selective color layer and move (again) the blues and cyans to get a Green -> then with another layer you play with the Greens to either enhance the green or turn it to yellow!

Right: enhancing - Left: Yellow

Tips

When manipulating the colors always try to not make them chunky but rather homogeneous!

I always add some vibrance and extra brightness at the end so that the colors pop!

I really hope this is helpful, I know you just asked for purple but I thought I could also give some other examples for you to try and experiment 💛

[bylerween]

hi! this ask is for thanking you all so so very much because you gave me the chance to experiment something new and create an entry with a style i absolutely love. i can't wait to post it arghhh😭🖤🧡

Elz, this made us collectively AWWW! This is genuinely so sweet, and a better outcome than any of us could have hoped for! A big part of the idea behind Bylerween was our shared desire to see the spirit of Halloween inspire new and darker fanworks. We can't wait to see what you've made. :)

[brittanytobiason]

Raised by Wolffs

For Woeford's The Last Simoleon and Bullet Farm. No CC

Tempest's mission is to move in with her grandmother, who'd better have been taking good care of her horse. This may require cheats.

The household consists of eight sims and two tombstones. Place the tombstones around the lot. Thorton Wolff is included to establish Thorne as Tempest's grandmother. I'd originally made him as a ghost that burned to death in the invasion, so he could return to the Netherworld and be a tombstone ghost, but the relationships didn't hold. Evict him in edit town and delete or turn him into a ghost using nraas.

After opening the game, so the family relationships will be recognized, split the household up, moving Thorne Wolff and Lightning Wolff horse to Bullet Farm with the "freerealestate" cheat.

Family Inventory: 2 charging stations

Expansion Packs Used: World Adventures, Ambitions, Generations, Pets, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life, Island Paradise, Into the Future

I used Custard to check this sims3pack file before uploading:

ElZed B-Zed

male plumbot

Inventory: Galaxa Space Car, Miner, Trait Chips: RoboNanny, HandiBot, Sense of Humor

Expansion Packs Used: Into the Future

Add trait chips immediately on open

LLAMIA

female plumbot

Inventory: Jetpack, snake, Trait Chips: Capacity to Love, Simulated Emotions, RoboNanny, Sinister Circuit

Expansion Packs Used: Pets, Into the Future

Add trait chips immediately on open

child male

Traits: good, disciplined, coward

Inventory: toy rocket, plasma fruit, sprite: Rom, womrat: Saul

Expansion Packs Used: Ambitions, Late Night, Generations, Pets, Into the Future

Zac

toddler male alien

Traits: excitable, good

Inventory: imaginary friend doll: Vril

Expansion Packs Used: Seasons

Mary F. Kihl

teen female ghost, mummy's curse

Traits: bot fan, childish, computer whiz, workaholic

Expansion Packs Used: World Adventures, Generations, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life, Island Paradise

GrNE

female simbot ghost, died of electrocution

Traits: genius, grumpy, handy, neat, no sense of humor

Expansion Packs Used: Ambitions, Supernatural

As a .sim files do not allow a simbot to also be a ghost, I've uploaded GrNE as a sims3pack, instead. I checked this file with Custard before uploading.

Tempest Wolff

child female

Traits: friendly, equestrian, hot-headed

Inventory: a football, a baker's dozen stand, mood enhancer, horror potion, a Jimmy Sprocket book

Expansion Packs Used: Generations, Pets

Thorne Wolff

Full disclosure: Thorne is really Thornton Wolff as a female elder. Does this make her a Wolff in Wolff's clothing?

elder female

Traits: animal lover, perfectionist, frugal, ambitious, greenthumb

Career: Horsewoman 1

Lifetime Wish: The Animal Rescuer

Expansion Packs Used: Pets, Island Paradise for her swimsuit

Lightning Wolff

foal female horse

Traits: fast, nervous

Expansion Packs Used: Pets

Thank you to simsmidgen for making and sharing Woeford, as well as to Norn, Ninjaofthepurplethings, Crowkeeperthesimmer, attuned, nocturnalazure, Ouerbacker and Potato-Ballad-Sims for your creativity and generosity.

All my downloads by sim

[pinkeoni]

2023 is almost here! Spread some love this last part of the year to blogs that made your days better or give you joy!

when i got this inbox i immediately thought of you! 💘 robin! it's been just few months since i found you, my sibling in unhinged theories, who i love the most ✨ i appreciate you so much and i love hearing every single one of your thoughts and theories! because you're so clever and smart <3 ilysm you make my days happier!

OH MY GOD. ELZ. THIS IS SO SWEET ALSNSJDJJD ILYSM!!!!

THANK YOU so much for being the person that I can trust to dump all of my unhinged thoughts on to. Talking with you is always so much fun and I’m so glad we became friends this year!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[killerzys]

Zince like I am new here, and ik am not like a big creator yet ig I had Tumblr before just never did anything I did try to ztart and Q&A with a underverse au thing with lust sans but i Left that community, becauze I had my boundariez kept being broke and zhit but this is my new ztart, new begin for me, I will mostly post TSBS, and TSBS au, but zometimez I will post Mlp, sally face, Scps, and many more fandomz that i like/I am in I will probably be doing a Q&A with all my TSBS Auz I am going to post there ref sheet and everything because thiz helps me more figure out how they will work and if you 🫵🏼✨ have any ideas for how to help? I would love that a lot Cuz from time to time I will pozt azking for help, I most likely put Myzelf in a plot hole. If I do the Q&A it will most likely be about Rewrite au, Ruinz Redemption ark, killcode Sun. But u can azk about the otherz

And I have a main au, which is like a rewrite Au, I am not zaying the original TSBS writing is bad but I like to think about it az what if zomeone Elze (me) made the showz, and waz on YouTube etc itz juzt a zilly idea i had, at 2 in the morning a few monthz ago, i do have dezignz the og TABS characterz that are different from my rewrite/perzonal au I call it rewrite becauze i could not think of a name. The other Auz I have are What if Zun had the killcode, Zombie apocalypze, Wonder end(probably going to ztop working on it) 3 moonz(no real name yetz) ruin redemption ark(i made the idea when he firzt zhowed up) Zolar never lifted hiz au(i forgot the name I had)

In my rewrite Au they are zhip most of them is canon. Like Monty x Earth, Freddy x Toy chica (I don't know any other cannon zhipz..from the show) Lunar x Gemini (I don't really like the ship but oh well it's cute) no puppet x foxy I don't really like it that'z my opinion ok? I see puppet more az Aromantic beal with it ig and the last zhip that's Ruin x moon? A bit? It's like Exz that still likez one another but can't work out too toxic idk 😐

My other Auz have ships too killcode Sun is with Roxy there because Sun has TO at least pull someone/silly and Monty x Earth thats really it in that au

Zombie apocalypze au, puppet x foxy (I still don't like it but I added it for lore and drama) again Erath x Monty, and Eclipse x Issac (OC the only OC x cannon ship besides me being married to ruin/silly)

I might change it idk but yay

btw I am not just into TSBS I am in the Fnaf too man 😔