#madden brothers

[primalpoetry]

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

[supercap2319]

"Bucky, do you and Ikaris share? Or is it one hole per cock?" Y/N asked the older man.

Bucky turned to him with a shocked look, but a moment later, he smiled. "Why do you want to know, Doll?"

Because I was wondering if it'd be possible to take you both up the ass? Or in the mouth. Whichever comes first.

Bucky chuckled as he looked at Ikaris. "What do you say, Ikaris? Feel like sharing a toy?"

Ikaris looks from Y/N to Bucky. "Depends. How rough can we be with this new toy?"

"As rough as you want to be." Y/N smiles.

[ecoustsaintmein]

[theenemyod]

I think when Constantine was a dumb little kid he'd find dead animals and shit outside and show Jericho and him and Jericho would just be chaotically examining a dead rabbit or something because Jericho also found it interesting and Eliza when she was keeping an eye on them would just be wondering what the fuck they're doing.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

"-the real end for me was Ostagar. What about you, Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?"

"No."

"All right, then. Bit of a tit, your brother."

Yes, Aveline, Carver's a tit because he doesn't feel the same way as you do about Ostagar and being forced to flee his homeland, nor does he want to casually discuss the trauma of it in the middle of the barracks with you. Right, he's definitely the ass here 😑

[richardmaddenblog]

Richard at the premiere Citadel in India. 

[ardentpoop]

reasons i like spn:

1) sam is there

[twinknote]

i have a feeling my mom (who has acted extremely upset + sympathetic about me sweating profusely in my shitty 80+ degree room) is going to tell me that they can’t help me replace my 20+ year old ac unit for $250, even tho they are about to pay Thousands of dollars to replace their central ac bc clearly her needs are more important than mine (when one of my worst and most impactful symptoms is heat intolerance, which makes me dehydrated and even more dizzy and fatigued and i’ve been getting dehydration headaches even tho i’m drinking almost a gallon a day)

[wiiildflowerrr]

“We’re full-blown telekinesis. [We] barely have conversations... [He is] deep and sensitive [and] an epic problem-solver...

We have our own language, which is why our relationship is slightly indestructible...

It isn’t based on any external human shit. It’s a flow state that we get in together that’s wordless...”

Ashton talking about Calum, on Joel Madden's Artist Friendly podcast, July 2023

I love them. I'm actually welling up. Partly cos their relationship is so special and partly cos I lost my best friend (of 30yrs) 2yrs ago and I really miss them.

[pwhlmontreal]

okay so who’s gonna play with me online (i am so bad at video games)

[weirdlittlefish]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Think I’m just gonna disappear into webfishing and disco elysium for the rest of the night 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[navybrat817]

https://www.tumblr.com/navybrat817/720501688225693696/if-nick-fowler-had-a-brother?source=share

NAVY! WHAT?????

Bahaha. I had to do it, nonnie. 😂

Might have to do something with those two @drabblewithfrannybarnes @shadeysprings 😉

Love and thanks. ❤️

[staragroza]

im tired of pretending people are right when saying “sibling coded convex” YOU GUYS ARE WRONG. THEY ARE GAY . AND IN LOVE. HAVE U EVER WATCHED THEM INTERACT 

the 1st image is not even related that much to me shipping them it was just way  to funny to not post it 

[theenemyod]

Magisterium characters as shit I've done today

Aaron: actually talk to people (Ew how do people manage this daily)

Call: lock myself in my room with my pets for ages

Tamara: dig a big hole in the beach for no actual reason

Alex: play music extremely loud because there were too many noises

Jericho: try to bite my friend (again)

Constantine: realise that my brother isn't currently here for some shitty reasons

[sniperdadmaccready]

the sheer unparalleled joy of being able to answer someone's "what console do you own" question with "series x and ps5" truly is amazing