#mada-dad

[scopophobia-polaris]

The Link with the red cape is manga link right? Why did you draw him evil looking?/gen

THAT IS @fairy-spring BOY AND YES HE IS THE HYRULE HISTORIA MANGA LINK AKA FIRST HERO‼️‼️‼️

He's covered in Malice 💖

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

Will I always be alone in this house? Reading books that are too hard for me in the long fatherless hours?

let your dad die energy drink - daniel lavery and cecilia corrigan/bob’s burgers, 2011/family line - conan gray/@parentless-suggestions/promises of gold - jose olivarez/unknown/dna - lia marie johnson/i am angry because of my father - halsey/part of me never left that house - mada hayyas/unknown/father - demi lovato/franz kafta/unknown/primer - aaron smith/family line - conan gray/untitled - frank wright

***sorry for all of the unknowns on this one. I really do try to find the sources for everything but I kept coming up empty w these. If you know the sources pls comment/send me an ask or dm and lmk!!

[project-sekai-facts]

NIJIIRO STORIES, Bokura mada Underground, Hurray, Mr. Showtime, Empurple, and Fire◎Flower (Rerec) are the only 2DMVs to feature established characters who don't sing in the song. NIJIIRO STORIES features Tsukasa and Emu, Hurray and Bokura mada Underground feature Saki and Honami, Mr. Showtime features Miku and KAITO, Empurple features Mafuyu's dad, and Fire◎Flower (Rerec) features Arata.

[puppys-tiny-space]

👑names to call your caregiver👑

🐾Masc names:🐾

Papa, Daddy, Baba, Dada, Mr.Mommy, Mrs.Daddy, Appa, Big bro, Uncie, Bubba, Sir (can be silly), Mister, Bub, Knigth, King, DD, Dad, Pa, Gramps, Pop, Papi, Babbo, Babbetto, Otousan, Papchka, Abba, Abee, Papcio, Baa, Pare, Pai, Paozinho, Papcio

~��°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°

🎀Fem names:🎀

Mama, Mumma, Momma, Mommy, Mr.Mommy, Mrs.Daddy, Eomma, Anne, Big sis, Auntie, Grammie, Grams, Bubba, Bub, Miss, Ma'am, Knigth, Queen, Mom, Ma, Mummy, Moer, Maji, Mami, Mammina, Okasaan, Mamula, Bunda, Ama, Mutsi, Mamachka, Morsa, Ima

~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°~•°

🧃Neutral names:🧃

Bubba, Bub, Mr.Mommy, Mrs.Daddy, Big one, Big sib, Untie, Paba, Dami, Noddy, Nopa, Mada, Noppie, Obie, Mr.Queen, Mrs.King

Dad joke of the day: Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!

[the-tropes-are-hungry]

Oh. A whole AU just dropped fully formed in my head.

Here tumblr have this:

Lamb is either a street criminal or corporate-sector intern/low-level associate who gets sent by their boss, Narinder, to corporate-espionage and destroy 4 competing companies. Whether the AU includes these several years of backstabbing, paper-shredding, phone-tapping and one or more possible bodies sunk in the local river is unimportant.

What is important is when Lamb realizes that as Narinder’s greatest legal liability, they’re about to go in the river too. Obv they backstab and undermine Narinder’s whole operation the same way they did the other 4, using their own resources this time instead of his. Lamb has their own connections (your favourite NPCs), their own money streams, their own power.

Narinder avoids death (org. Crime version) or jail (corporate version) on Lamb’s say-so.

Lamb then has to deal with the fact that his arch nemesis/mentor/notice-me-senpai is now a washed up mid-40s single dad with 2 teenage boys.

Tl;dr: sure you can woo the cat after demolishing his pride and empire. But can you woo his kids whose lives you completely derailed and whose existence was always one way and is now something else?

Basically I want Aym and Baal to be more important to lamb than what I usually see.

Yes this is the result of me reading Jade War this week. Ayt Mada would never kiss the Lamb.

[kankuroplease]

What does Riki think of the Senjus brothers? and Hashi he's with Mada 👀 like... more than a best friend 🔥😃

I assume you mean in the more positive parallel? Because they can all take a long walk off a short ledge in the parallel closest to canon.

But in the one where Madara stays:

Hashirama - bumbling moron, but her mom doesn’t have a D and if her dad wants a D too, that’s none of her business 🤷‍♀️

Tobirama - he’s annoying and she agree with her mother that he’s not a good match for her bubbly aunt. She’s okay with his kids though.

Kawarama- whore without any decorum and he talks too much. Other than that, he’s okay-ish. She gets along with half of his kids.

Itama - she knows he doesn’t like the Uchiha, and the feeling is mutual, so it’s whatever. His kids are bunch of over grown cowards like him.

[bitbybitwrites]

Oh goodness thanks to @forabeatofadrum , @rockitmans and @daisyishedwig for tagging me.

Eeek - I have a couple of new WIP that have taken up my recent time that I kind of excited about them - but I'm going to wait till they are done before sharing anything just yet though.

But for all of you who are still wondering, I have not forgotten my fic which is near and dear to me: If I Can Make Your Heart My Home.

The next chapter is almost ready for that one - but for a bit of a future treat ( since this story is so following me into the next year.). Here is a bit of a flash forward to a future chapter.

“You know what, “ Blaine said, frustrated.  “I’m done.  I am completely done.”  He grabbed his keys and Schubert’s leash off the side table and headed toward the door. “Dad,” Cooper says, trying to grab at his father’s arm.  “Stop.  Just leave it alone.” Bradford Anderson shook his eldest son off. “No, get back here.  I am not done talking to you,” he shouted at Blaine, following him into the foyer. Blaine whirled around, his face red and his eyes flashing.  “And what.  Just what exactly are you going to tell me that I haven’t already heard before in some iteration?  What new, jaw dropping fucking revelation are you going to impart on me today?”

Ahh the drama . . the angst . . I live for it!

I hope everybody is enjoying this holiday season. Wishing you all lots of wonderful things for yourself in the new year!

cc @datshitrandom

Tagging: @madas-ahatters-world , @kirakiwiwrites, @hkvoyage, @little-escapist, @1908jmd and anyone who wants to jump in, come on the waters fine!

[godsoquickly21-blog]

Merry Christmas @madas-ahatters-world!

This is the first few chapters of my fill for Klaine Secret Santa 2023! The last part will be up by the 27th. Sorry for the lateness, it got away from me a little bit. Hope you enjoy I had such a fantastic time writing it! 🎁🎅💕

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/52517005"><strong>Like Snow On The Beach</strong></a> (6687 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ThankYouForTheMusicKlaine"><strong>ThankYouForTheMusicKlaine</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Glee">Glee</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel/Burt Hummel, Rachel Berry/Finn Hudson<br />Additional Tags: Canon charecter death, Klaine Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2023<br />Summary: <p>Klaine Secret Santa Gift for MadAs_AHatter!</p><p>Yet another Soulmates!Klaine fic, this time featuring single dad!Kurt, popstar!Blaine and Taylor Swift's song Snow On The Beach. Trigger warning for signifcant discussion of Finn's death.</p>

[chenfordswopez]

https://www.tumblr.com/hydesjackiespuddinpop/738415452877963264?source=share

Hiya, Poorni ❤️! Prompt 2 for E/J?

Hiya Sunshine! I hope you like this!

PS: Allison is @chdmeeksmartins' kid oc for J/E

April 4, 1987; 1:35 PM

"I'm a terrible mother." Jackie sniffed, shoving a pop tart into her mouth. Eric, who was rocking Allison in his arms, looked at her. "Jackie, you dropped Allison once and she's fine. Look, she's giggling right now."

Jackie scoffed, "She's probably faking it or maybe she's coming up with a plan. I remember when my mom told me she was ‘going to the bookstore’. That was the last day I consistently saw her. Then she became a floosy who preferred traveling with men she barely knew over raising her own daughter. Oh my god, what if I end up with Donna's dad?" She exclaimed in that last part.

"Okay. Easy there yoko." Eric gently set the baby in her seat before putting his arms on Jackie's shoulders. "You are not your mother. For starters, you're way hotter than Pam." Jackie cracked a smile, giggling at that. Eric stroked her cheeks, "And most of all, you love Alli. You feed her, you take care of her, you read to her. If anything, you're everything Pam wasn’t as a mother." Jackie nodded.

"I'm not gonna tell you to put the past to rest, because it's not as easy as it sounds. I mean, I still have nightmares of when I caught my parents doing it in '76." Jackie chuckled, her face glowing. She never thought she'd love Eric as much as she did now. "But you shouldn't be too hard on yourself. As long as you're there for Alli, things will be fine. And you're not alone. You have me by your side."

Jackie pulled Eric in for a kiss, letting their foreheads touch. "Thank you Eric. You're really smart, you know that?" Eric raised an eyebrow, "Really? On most authorities, I'm usually called a 'dumbass'." He smiled. The petite brunette giggled, pulling her husband in for another kiss.

"Mada…" Jackie and Eric separated, looking at one another in shock. "Did she just say mother or combine 'ma' and 'da'?" They looked back at their daughter who was sitting on the high chair.

Allison pointed to Jackie, "Ma…" She then moved to Eric, "Da…" Jackie and Eric looked at one another, trying not to cry. "Our little girl just said her first word!" Jackie tearfully exclaimed before hugging her husband. Eric let go to lift their daughter in his arms. "You said your first word! Yes you did!" Jackie whispered in a baby voice, making Allison giggle. Eric smiled as he watched both girls. They all truly were a happy family.

[tiny-sassy-aggressive]

9-1-1 WATCH AND REACTION

S7 ep 6-10

Ep 6

Okay time jumps I’m confused

Eddie and Buck matching!!!!!! Eddie calling Tommy a date????? Okay attitude Tommy literally knew him first lmao!! Why’s he wearing a Henley????? Why are Buck and Eddie matching???

OH EDDIE AUGGESGED IT?

Okay woah they got WASTED messy messy messy waaay too messy for. A wedding the next day???? Lmao?

Chim??? HEA FONNA GET HIT

IS THAT DOUGS VOIXE. OH MY GOSH IRS DOUG oh there is something seriously weong with Chim

Wait this is so scary and trippy

AHHHH NO DOUG GO AWAY

KEVIN??

Wait who’s gonna find Chim

AHHHHHH THE LEES

Oh he’s okay good good

What a beautiful ceremony I’m crying

Buck did NOT get soot all over his face and then walk into a room with everyone he knows he did not he did not. Also screaming at the fact that Tommy let him do that??? Like he fully saw Buck

HEN CLOCKING HIM

Ep 7

How on EARTH could the man and the baby have gotten out????

Mara has a brother !!!! WHAT!!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah. She does look like Shannon. What ?

Eddie what are you doing. This??? What????

Sir you’re girlfriend is right there what are we doing

AYO BUCK CAN TACKLE???? Did he play football or is that a canon fanfic fact I just for confused

Mmmmm Amir??? You’re being sus??

Domestic Buddie yet Eddies going out with Marisol lmaooo

THATS NOT MARISOL WHAT Eddie

Okay look. This is crazy. Bc we’ve been on this journey with Eddie since s2 and. This storyline actually makes perfect sense for him. This isn’t bad writing, or even out of character. Watching his character progress and the breakdowns he has (or refuse to have) him going with Kim make sooo much sense I can’t even be mad. Is he wrong?? 100% but does it make sense for him?? Absolutely

Ep 8

Yall JUST when I think we can’t develop Bobby’s character anymore they FIND A WAY AND I AM HOOKED okay so he has a brother as well

And his dad was a drunk my gosh Bobby idolized his father tho. Was the boy played by Bobby’s actual son bc WOW If nor the casting was too perfect

Can take the firefighter out of the uniform but can take the firefighter out of the person

UMMMMMMM wasn’t expecting the cartel storyline

I DIDNT JUSF THAT RANCHER AR ALLLLL

Ohhhhh traumatic dad death

Amir and Bobby’s last convo was so needed

Ep 9

The medal ceremony was so sweet? I’m gonna sob? IS THAT GERARD???

Buck immediately glaring at Gerard like a bodyguard

WAIT BOBBYS RETIRING WAIT WAIT

Oh I can’t watch Eddie and Kim OH NOOO

I don’t. I don’t understand Athena going to Amir. I get it but I don’t.

NOOO NOT THIS BOBBY SEQUENCE guys…is he gonna harm himself…? Setting hen up. Teaching Ravi. Buck cooking, Eddie and the prayer book, his emotional moment with Chim. HIS EMOTIONAL MOMENT WITH BUCK????

ohhhhh nooo buck met Kim ummmmm

Okay the buck Eddie conversation was PACKED super valid Buck is worried about Eddie but EDDIE admitting he’s worried about himself is a lot

Denny and Mara are so sweet!

Oh. Honestly I’m glad Eddie was honest and Kim and didn’t just break it off. What he’s been doing is It’s wrong. He’s been leading her on bc of his own emotional trauma and okay. It’s over now she left

Tbh idk why Athena thought bringing Amir to this house was a good idea. Clearly the guy has issues with Bobby I thought she knew the extent of the issues but maybe not?? We did need the Athena Bobby fight though bc yeah what is Bobby doing

The councilwoman???? Do council peope really have this much sway I a m DYING WHY IS SHE DOINF THIS. HER SON DENIED CARE?? You can’t force cars on someone right?????? Did I make that up??? NOOOOO TOY CANT TAKE MARA N KONKO Denny pushing the guy oh my gosh NOOOOOOOO MADA NOOOOO

oh my gosh??? What the hell is Kim doing??? WHAT THE HELL?? Okay!! What the HELL??? What an incredibly. What? Emotional abuse? Harassment. Genuinely the worst thing you could do to someone. Does she actually think she’s helping him ?? Or is this getting back at him??? Whatever it is it is CRUEL. And he. Wow. How could he not have this reaction I mean this is insane. WOW

Lowkey glad there was no scene about what immediately happened after Chris and Marisol walked in bc that would have been brutal

BONBY ???? ATHENA??? I didn’t think Amir would do something like this???? Ir can’t have been ??? ATHENA??????

WAID BONBYS HEART AROPED WHAT GHE HEL AHHHH WHAG IS AHOWNEOSSK

Ep 10

Are we about to meet Bobby’s brother- is he alive??

Eddie can’t even comprehend what happened to him bc it was so insane. He told Buck it *was* Shannon but couldn’t explain that she literally changed her hair to *be* Shannon. Very different images. He was taken advantage of! My gosh he’s all but begging buck to help I’m gonna cry um

What are eddies parents doing here

Mara’s dead stare is so good like. Crazy impressive

So his parents just??? Hop on a plane easy peasy?? To go??? I think the hell not?? How dare they????? How. Genuinely dare they???

Alright. This might be controversial. But I don’t think Eddie should have left Chris with this parents. I don’t think Eddie should have left the house yet with all this happening right now. Yes of course he cares about cap but his family is currently falling apart and there was no news about Bobby it was still a waiting game. I know they needed the team there but in the “reality” if we can even play that game with a show. I think it was a iffy call

Um. Hey Athena? This feels wildly illegal and not okay? Yeah?? I knew it couldn’t be Amir but he is so calm cool and collected I really like him

There’s great symbolism in this building fire.

The scene with the 118 parting so Athena could get to him >>>>>

Love seeing henren and madney dinners together it’s so sweet

Um. What did Tommy just say?? I thought they were going to have a heart to heart or something but. A daddy issues comment. Huh. That’s odd

THEY WANT TO TAKE CHRIS???? No way they are letting Chris make this choice he’s 13????? HES A CHILD????? Both his parents manipulating him?? What the HELL. You can’t even BEGIN to compare Ramon’s parenting to eddies parenting so Ramon’s comment was a loooooowww bloooowww. And don’t even get me started on Helena’s fake “for the best” attitude I’m so angry

I’m glad buck was able to talk to Chris. And Chris engaged he wasn’t angry just. Oh. Chris is so sad. I see his anger and sadness but I’m so sad they are letting him go to Texas. He would barely look at Eddie but he did at the end!! He did at the end. He should be home soon right. He can’t stay long

OH MY GOSH MADNEY HAS MARA AHHHHHA AHAHAHHHHHH YEAHHHH

Ah we got the Amir and Bobby moment! I liked Amir a lot a lot what a steady character

Gerard???????????????

[shourioka]

Jikkendai Marmot - 世界の終わりゴッコ/Sekai No Owari Gokko (Make Believe It's The End Of The World)

Kanji: 学校では中２女子が罰ゲームで自殺をして どこかの国ではビルに飛行機が突っ込んで ラジオから聴こえる僕の好きだったバンドは 『人間はもう終わりだ』って歌ってた 僕はドキドキしながら　世界の終わりに備えた ポケットの中には　致死量のキャンディー 絶望したかったんだ　現実なんてなんの意味もない やっとこの日が来た　パパママさようなら 生きてんの？　死んでんの？　わかんない今日も 頭の靄で造った未来予想図 生きたいの？　死にたいの？　気付けば両手は 知恵の輪のように絡まって錆び付いていた 20XX年に何かが起こるって誰かが叫んで でもその日が過ぎたって何も変わらなくて また次の20XX年にこんどこそってもう 『人間はまだ終わらない』これが現実 配られたクジから　ハズレを引いただけ 僕はどこか穴の空いた欠陥品 リセットしたかったんだ　現実なんてなんの意味もない 痛いほど解かってる　世界の終わらせ方 生きてんの？　死んでんの？　かわんない今日も 胸の迷路に隠した自殺適齢期 生きたいの？　死にたいの？　平穏な日々を ただ繰り返して　さあ一生を棒に振ろう 生きてんの？　死んでんの？　わかんない今日も 頭の靄で造った未来予想図 昨日死んだ今日を生きて行く　 ほどけた両手の抱えたものがいつか僕を 殺す日まで

Romaji: Gakkō de wa chūni joshi ga batsu gēmu de jisatsu o shite Dokoka no kuni de wa biru ni hikōki ga tsukkonde Rajio kara kikoeru boku no sukidatta bando wa “Ningen wa mō owarida” tte utatteta Boku wa dokidoki shinagara sekai no owari ni sonaeta Poketto no naka ni wa chishiryō no kyandī Zetsubō shitakattanda genjitsu nante nan no imi mo nai Yattoko no hi ga kita papa mama sayōnara Ikiten no? Shinden no? Wakannai kyō mo Atama no moya de tsukutta miraiyosozu Ikitai no? Shinitai no? Kizukeba ryōte wa Chienowa no yō ni karamatte sabitsuiteita Nisenbatsu-nen ni nanika ga okorutte dareka ga sakende Demo sono hi ga sugitatte nanimo kawaranakute Mata tsugi no nisenbatsu-nen ni kondo kosotte mō “Ningen wa mada owaranai” kore ga genjitsu Kubarareta kuji kara hazure o hiita dake Boku wa dokoka ana no aita kekkanhin Risetto shitakattanda genjitsu nante nan no imi mo nai Itai hodo wakatteru sekai no owarase kata Ikiten no? Shinden no? Kawannai kyō mo Mune no meiro ni kakushita jisatsu tekireiki Ikitai no? Shinitai no? Heion'na hibi o Tada kurikaeshite sā isshō o bō ni furou Ikiten no? Shinden no? Wakannai kyō mo Atama no moya de tsukutta miraiyosozu Kinō shinda kyō o ikiteiku Hodoketa ryōte no kakaeta mono ga itsuka boku o Korosu hi made

English: A second-year middle school girl kills herself in a punishment game at school A plane crashes into a building somewhere in the country I heard my favourite band on the radio Singing "humanity is done for" My heart pounded as I prepared for the end of the world I had a lethal dose of candy in my pocket I wanted to despair, reality was meaningless At last, the day has come; goodbye, mum and dad! Am I alive? Am I dead? I don't know today, either The fog in my head has given me a vision of the future Do I want to live? Do I want to die? The moment I realised, both my hands were Entwined and rusted shut like a puzzle ring Someone screams that something will happen in the year 20XX But that day passes and nothing changes And again in 20XX, this year it's really going to happen! "Humanity isn't over yet" and this is the truth I've only ever been dealt losing lottery tickets I'm a defect with a hole somewhere I wanted to reset, reality was meaningless How it pains me to know how the world will end! Am I alive? Am I dead? It hasn't changed today, either Concealed in the maze of my heart is the age when I'll kill myself Do I want to live? Do I want to die? Let's just repeat the same old peaceful days Over and over for the rest of our lives Am I alive? Am I dead? I don't know today, either The fog in my head has given me a vision of the future Yesterday I died, today I'll keep on living Until what I've been holding in my untied hands Kills me someday

An incredibly cheerful song from Jikkendai Marmot :) it's also the first from them that I translated! I really want to do more, their lyrics are a lot of fun.

[godstaff]

Happyhoganon Superboy/Young Bruce AU Questions: If Clark had met a young former army brat by the name of Lois Lane (who's parents are now farmers after her dad left the military since he developed PTSD years ago) during a harvest festival in her town, what would their first interaction look like? Would they become friends?

Also, if Bruce Wayne met a young man calling himself Ghost-Maker, who's training to be become a hero (albeit a brutal, murderous...'hero' unknown to Bruce), could they become the best of friends due to their similarities in mindset, training regiment, skills and abilities? ...At first anyway before Bruce tells him about his mission, motives and methods?

Finally, if Bruce still had the costume identities of Executioner, Flying Fox and Robin (like in the Silver/Bronze Ages of Comics) before moving on from them each few months, would he bring it up to anyone if asked?

Clark first: Being friends with Lois? Cool, no problem. Assuming she's capable of feelings like friendship. Still, Sam Lane would look at him adversariously. Just his nature. Lois can help but to look down on Clark. Again, just her nature. After the incident with Lana, Clark is adamant not to engage in intimate relationships with human women. This mada her suspicious. "I'm lovely. Is he gay or just weird?" She thought with her usual humility.

Wisely, Clark put some distance between the two. There were some metahuman teen girls training at the League headquarters he found interestig, specially that teenage witch Zatanna. There he found magic was a weakness of his.

Bruce: the whole point of the life of Bruce is his mission to avenge his parents. The whole point of his mission is secrecy. He won't go around telling some stranger vital info about himself. The only thing to do is observe from a distance and dig as much intel about the other as possible. Always posing as this geeky kid with money. He almost blew it, once, with his friend and school buddy Harvey Dent. Nice boy but with some split personality issues. Never again.

[apothecaryscript]

Maomao no Hitorigoto Episode 7 : Something to Shake Off Sleepiness??? / 猫猫のひとりごと　第7話　『眠気覚まし？？？(Nemuke-Zamashi???)』

Please note that the English lines are just my translations.

猫猫「里樹妃の侍女たちは、まだ幼く後宮の常識を知らない里樹妃に、わざと濃い桃色の衣を勧めて恥をかかせた。妃を陥れるとは……。と、こんなことを考えている場合じゃない。…明日、おやじに会える」

Maomao “Rishu-hino jijo-tachiwa, mada osanaku kokyuno joshiki’o shiranai Rishu-hini, wazato koi momo-irono koromo’o susumete haji’o kakaseta. Kisaki’o otoshi-ireru-towa…… To, konna-koto’o kangaete-iru baaija nai. Ashita, oyajini aeru.”

Maomao “Concubine Lishu’s ladies in waiting humiliated Concubine Lishu, who was still young and didn’t know the common sense of the rear palace, by purposely recommending her to wear a dark pink dress. They did ensnare the concubine… Oh, this isn’t the time to be thinking about that. I’ll be able to see Dad tomorrow.”

壬氏「夜中に何をやっているんだ？」

Jinshi “Yonakani nani’o yatte-irunda?”

Jinshi “What are you doing in the middle of the night?”

猫猫「壬氏様こそ、どうなさいましたか？お疲れのご様子ですが」

Maomao “Jinshi-sama-koso, do-nasai-mashitaka? Otsukareno goyosu desuga.”

Maomao “What’s the matter with you, Master Jinshi? You look tired.”

壬氏「気分転換だ。園遊会での一件があってから、仕事が山積みでな」

Jinshi “Kibun-tenkanda. En’yu-kai-deno ikkenga atte-kara, shigotoga yama-zumi dena.”

Jinshi “For a change. Since the garden party incident, I’ve had a mountain of work to do.”

猫猫（顔色がかなり悪いな…であれば）「こちらをご活用ください」

Maomao (Kao-iroga kanari waruina… De areba.) “Kochira’o gokatsuyo kudasai.”

Maomao (He looks quite pale… If so.) “Please use this.”

壬氏「ん、何が入っているんだ？」

Jinshi “N? Naniga haitte-irunda?”

Jinshi “Hmm, what’s in there?”

猫猫「媚薬ではございません」

Maomao “Biyaku-dewa gozai-masen.”

Maomao “It’s not an aphrodisiac.”

壬氏「なんだ」

Jinshi “Nanda.”

Jinshi “It’s not? Okay.”

猫猫「眠気覚ましです」

Maomao “Nemuke-zamashi desu.”

Maomao “It’s something to shake off sleepiness.”

壬氏「眠気覚まし？」

Jinshi “Nemuke-zamashi?”

Jinshi “Shake off sleepiness?”

猫猫「はい。活力が湧いて仕事に集中できます」

Maomao “Hai. Katsuryokuga waite shigotoni shuchu deki-masu.”

Maomao “Yes. It gives you energy and helps you concentrate on your work.”

壬氏「なんと！それは大いに助かる！」

Jinshi “Nanto! Sorewa ooini tasukaru!”

Jinshi “Oh my goodness! That would be a great help!”

猫猫「えっ、そんな一気に飲んでは……」

Maomao “E, sonna ikkini nondewa…”

Maomao “What? Don’t take it all at once like that…”

壬氏「おお、即効性があるんだな。何だか…体が…あ、軽くなったような…」

Jinshi “Oo, sokko-seiga arun-dana. Nandaka…karadaga…a, karuku-natta-yona…”

Jinshi “Oh, it has an immediate effect. Somehow… I feel like… my body… became lighter…”

猫猫「少し休んでもらいたかった���けなのだが…慣れないことをするべきではないな」

Maomao “Sukoshi yasunde morai-takatta-dake-nano-daga… Narenai koto’o suru-beki-dewa naina.”

Maomao “I just wanted him to rest for a bit… I shouldn’t have done what I wasn’t used to doing.”

猫猫「次回、『麦稈』。花街で何か物騒なことが起こりそうな予感が…」

Maomao “Jikai, ‘Mugiwara.’ Hana-machide nanika bussona kotoga okori-sona yokanga…”

Maomao “Next episode, ‘Wheat Stalks.’ I have a feeling something dangerous is going to happen in the pleasure district…”

猫猫「これ…どうしよう？」

Maomao “Kore…do-shiyo?”

Maomao “What should I do about this?”

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I don’t think the purple-colored translation is the best one.

In this case, the original line is “なんだ”, not “なんだ？(What is it?)”, because his voice didn’t raise the pitch at the end. It means that Jinshi was a little bit disappointed to know it wasn’t an aphrodisiac.

So it’s like “なんだ、そうなのか。(がっかり）: Oh, I see. (Disappointed).” Please let me know if there are better phrases.

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Madara in the real world: Chapter 25

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When Max and Tobirama got back, I was making dinner, Madara stood behind me, kind of helping me stand cause he had caused my legs to feel quite unstable. He had his nose buried in my hair, giving me kisses and whispering small praising words as soft music played from the living room, light Christmas music with Michael Bublé and the fireplace making the house feel lighter then ever. I hummed along to the music softly, ever so slightly swaying to the music with Madara, feeling the peaceful moment as I made salmon katsu curry; well, peaceful until I heard a floor board creak, Madara lifting his head only for me to hear him give a small cocky chuckle.

"I didn't realize we had an audience." He said making me turn to look, Max stood there with her phone out, a huge grin on her face as Tobirama stood behind her, looking slightly less on edge then before they left. Wonder what changed in his mind. I turned back to my cooking and chuckled.

"Can I help you with something Max?" I asked her, hearing her giggle before she came up to us, a knowing grin on her face.

"No, just getting photo's for the slideshow when you two get married." She said making me and Madara chuckle, his arms tightening around my waist as he looked at her.

"Max, how long do you think I have to wait before telling her dad I want to marry her?" He asked, Tobirama seeming to choke at that as Max put a hand to her chin, giving it a moments thought with a mischievous smile on her face.

"I'd say, give it at least a week so he can see you may not be as much of the cocky asshole you present yourself as to everyone else." She said, I couldn't help but let out a loud laugh at that, Madara chuckling, but not denying that he can act like a cocky asshole.

"It's a surprise to see you so, domesticated, Madara." Tobirama said, his face stoic as he walked over to stand by Max. Madara chuckled and rolled his eyes.

"If you're trying to provoke me, it won't work." He said, Tobirama furrowing his brows slightly before glancing down at me and back at the Uchiha. "It's simple really, you idiot." Madara said, Tobi scoffing slightly at the insulting name.

"Arguing and fighting with you will upset Alex. I will not let myself or you upset her if I can help it." Mada said, letting me move to dish up the food, as it was now ready.

"And I appreciate that so much, my love." I told him, turning after I had set the bowl I was filling down, giving him a kiss as he grinned.

"Only to keep you happy." He mumbled, keeping a hand on me even after I had gotten a plate out for everyone. Now, if only itd stay this peaceful.

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The next day was the day my parents would arrive, and to say I was nervous would be an understatement. I was cleaning the house top to bottom, with Max helping in the morning before her and Tobi went off to start making official plans for their new place. I was anxious and couldnt sit still, both too excited to see them and too anxious for them to meet Madara. I was in the guest room getting it all ready, making sure the drawers were clean, the carpet was vaccumed, the windows were washed, fresh out of the dryer bed sheets; the house couldve been mistaken for a show house if you didnt know people lived here.

"Okay, the house is clean enough. You need to take a break, all this work isnt good for you." Madara said for the 100th time. Hes been trying to take over my chores all day; taking the vaccum from me after observing for a moment to see what I was doing with it, switching the laundry for me and grabbing it before I could, making the bed for me. It was really sweet to see him doing his best to make sure I wasnt doing too much, but it was starting to annoy me now. Sure I was almost done and I could probably stop where I am, but I needed things to be perfect so maybe theyll see how much better im doing with Madara.

"Im just trying to make sure things are perfect for when they get here." I said, Madara taking the cloth from my hand as I hovered over the sink after making tartes and cookies. I huffed and turned to him, opening my mouth to say something when he tilted my head up and kissed me softly, my body melting into his grip as all irritation left me for a few moments. He pulled back and looked at me with a smile, a hand on the back of my head lightly running his fingers through my hair as I felt my tension easing and I sighed slightly. "Im just nervous. I know I have no reason to be, but they're my parents and Ive never really thought about how Id introduce the love of my life to them." I said, looking out the window showing the snowy grass and treeline, frost and condensation covering the edges like an intracate frame. Madara took in a deep breath, closing his eyes as he relaxed slightly, letting out the breath in a heavy sigh when he buried his nose in my hair, taking a few moments to breath in my scent and feel my presence.

"I love you." He said, kissing my head as I hugged him tight, my hands drawing light shapes on his navy sweater.

"I love you too." I said, pulling back slightly to grab his face in my hands and bring him gently down for a kiss, his arms quick to wrap around my waist as he lifted me up and set me on the edge of the sink.

"I cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you." He said sincerely when we broke apart, I giggled and wrapped my arms around his neck.

"First, lets get you through your first Christmas. It will be the first of many with my family." I said and we both gave a small chuckle at that, Madara nodding as he picked me up off the counter, moving into the living room to set me on the couch before he stood back up.

"I believe Ill survive, if only I have you and our child, alive and happy." He said, my eyes softening at that before unexpected tears welled up. Madara quickly sat beside me, bringing me into his arms softly, mumbling apologies for if he made me cry, trying to sooth my tears which made me honestly start giggling, which only confused Madara. "I.. I am confused. Have I upset you?" He asked after I had started laughing lightly.

"I was crying happy tears." I said, his shoulders instantly relaxing as he let out a small breath. "I just cant believe how much my life has changed from just meeting you. I couldnt have asked for things to turn out any better then with you." I said, wiping my tears while being glad I had yet to put makeup on for the day.

"So, I made you cry, because I made you happy?" He asked, his face still confused making me smile, shaking my head as I crawled over him until I was snug in his lap, his arms around my waist and hugging my back.

"Yes, but I think this means I might be a little emotional if this is from the pregnancy." I said sheepishly, Madara giving a soft chuckle before a hand moved to rub my back.

"I cannot promise I will be a great comfort, I do not know much about comforting others., but I will try, I promise." He said, my head resting on his shoulder as I kissed his neck lightly.

"This is how you can comfort me. This right here." I said, taking a deep breath, my nerves instantly relaxing just smelling him and feeling his skin touch my cheek. "Hang on." I muttered, moving his hands to hold my under my shirt before settling down again, Madara smiling in amussement, even more so when he realized he could feel my breasts with how small my frame was compared to his large arms.

"Much better." I muttered, Madara digging his nose into my hair again as he chuckled.

"I cant help but agree, my love." He said smugly, I just rolled my eyes and snuggled closer to him.

"Youre lucky I love you, even with that smug attitude." I mused, he gave a quiet laugh and kissed my head, rubbing my back.

"Im lucky you love me at all. I could never have thought of deserving a women like you after what Ive done." He said softly, I squeezed him tighter and kissed his neck and below his ear.

"You are a victim of what war does to a person from a very young age, Madara." I said, kissing his jaw. "Do not forget, you were always someone more then just a villain."

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Hearing the knock at the door at 4 o'clock was both exciting and nervewracking. I was dressed in a pencil skirt and long sleeved, v neck sweater, my makeup done and hair straightened, Madara in a black button up and dark brown jeans, a gold and black belt and his hair was tied back slightly, his hair still as fluffy as the day he got here.

"Okay, are you ready?" I asked Madara who smiled lightly and nodded, kissing my head softly in encouragement, motioning me towards the door as I bit my lip. I opened the door to see my parents, stood there with their suit cases, bundled up in their coats with bright smiles on their faces.

"Lexi baby!" My mother squealed, pushing the door open with her arms out as she wrapped me in a tight hug, my dad bringing in their things as he chuckled, joining the hug as he couldnt help but grin. "Oh, you look amazing! Youre hairs gotten so long, look at you!" She gushed, my face turning pink as I tried to brush her compliments and cold hands off, turning to Madara to take a step towards him.

"Mom, dad, this is Madara, my boyfriend." I said, taking his hand and leading him closer to my parents, Madara sticking a hand out for my dad to shake, which he took and gave a firm shake, eyeing Madara as if sizing up an opponent subtly.

"It is an honor to meet the two responsible for raising such an amazing women. She has truly change my life for the better." He said, my eyes tearing up slightly but I pushed them down, not wanting to be overly emotional in front of my mom, since she knows me well enough to know when something is off if im not careful.

"Im Damien, this is by wife Louise. I look forward to getting to know you, Madara." My dad said, giving Madara a small smile which Madara returned, bowing his head slightly.

"Ive heard many good things about the two of you, sir. Alex speaks very highly of you." He said, my parents slightly surprised at Madara's formality.

"Well, can't have all been good. This one may have been the best behaved of our kids, but she sure can be sneaky if she wants to." My father chuckled, smiling as my mother took her coat and shoes off, my dad following suit.

"Before you start interrogating Madara, you should probably get settled first, because Max and Tobirama should be home in an hour." I told them, my mother chuckling and smiling.

"Fine, but im getting some questions answered later. We cant have him being a stranger if hes going to be out son-in-law eventually." She said, my dad shaking his head as I chuckled, Madara smiling as he wrapped an arm around my side softly.

"I assure you, you will get those answers." Madara mused, becoming slightly sheepish for a moment. "I apologize in advance however for my attitude if I may seem hostile to Tobirama at any point. We have some.. deep family issues that we cannot see past." He said, my father furrowing his brows at that as my mother looked slightly concerned.

"Dont worry! Theyve both agreed to be civil while you are here, and I hope that will remain since Tobirama and Max are moving into Gandma and Grandpa's house soon." I said quickly, hoping they werent too alarmed at this information.

"Well, if you two really cant see past it, being civil is the best you can get." My dad said, kinda shrugging it off. "I appreciate you being mature enough to not start fights if you can help it though. I assume Alex and Max were in charge of keepin you two from fightin before now then?" He asked, Madara nodding making him chuckle.

"We'll see how he acts with me here, then if anything happens, I'm the one breaking you two apart. Alright?" My dad asked, my mother giving him a light smack as Madara chuckled.

"I promise, I will try my best. I just want Alex to be happy and if that means not fighting him, so be it." He said as I hid my face in his shirt, trying to hide my tears welling up again. Jesus christ, why were the hormones seeming to all hit at once?

"I love you, so fucking much." I whispered, barely audible, but with how his arms tightened around me slightly, I know hed heard me.

"Im not so sure about my husband, but a promise is good enough to me." My mother said, moving to go upstairs with my dad, before stopping just before she left, looking at Madara sternly. "I am putting my trust, and my baby in your hands. Be careful with that." She warned him, my dad chuckling and shaking his head, shooing her along.

"Alright, lets leave them be. I know you want to take a hot shower to warm up from how cold it is here." He said, both of them going up and out of sight after that. I looked up at Madara, seeing his eyes already on me as he wiped a tear that dared escape.

"I love you." I muttered, Madara smiling softly.

"I love you too, my queen." He said, kissing my forehead, both of us oblivious to my mother, who was peaking down the stairs at us and grinning ear to ear before she left back up where she came. She already knew her daughter was happy.

[kankuroplease]

lol baby mada has more hair than dad Tajima 🤣 thank you Sumi✨️

Sumi’s contribution cost her a few hair combs between Madara and herself 😅

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MY DAD: I learned about homu&mada nuclear bomb from The Big Bang Theory ME: I guarantee you didn't