#macarthur 5

[endiatris]

"Steve : You know, you really didn't have to drink that booze, Danno

Danny : What do you do with it ?

Steve : You pour it in the plant

Danny : Steve, do you really expect me to go around Killing plants ?

Sreve : Better than Killing yourself"

I love this scene so much

[alikaheroes]

Look at them!!

Awwww.

[darkeagleruins]

GPS—Judge Amir Hatem Mahdy Ali has meet with the Muslim Brotherhood and other radical Islamists at the Islamic Center of Washington D.C. and also, a 5 minute walk to Barack Obama’s White House located at 2446 Belmont Rd NW, Washington, DC 20008, over two dozen times just since the election, afterwards, the Biden Administration makes him a federal judge, AFTER the election Trump won!

So, how exactly does an Indian from Canada move to the United States, becomes a lawyer, Executive Director at the MacArthur Justice Center (the same radical organization that called for defunding the police and demanded that charges be dropped against violent BLM rioters) and then AFTER President Trump wins the 2024 elections, meets with the terrorist organization known as the Muslim Brotherhood, the Obamas and White House, after which, I repeat, literally weeks after Trump’s win, Joe Biden appoints him to a lifetime appointment as a Federal Judge, and, just luck, he draws THIS suit?

The Muslim Brotherhood is a terrorist organization spreading their terror via hundreds of front groups operating in America: CAIR, MSA, MPAC, ISNA, MAS.

They are much more dangerous than the cartels, and, unfortunately, they are totally embedded in the U.S. government, Congress and Senate, thanks to Barack Hussein Obama II.

@realDonaldTrump must designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization. Designated as a terrorist organization by Muslim-majority countries, like Egypt, KSA, Syria, and UAE.

Countries like Türkiye, Qatar, Persia are controlled by the Muslim Brotherhood and their radical Islamist leaders.

They are funding many splinter organizations and NGOs in the US, UK and beyond.

This radical Islamist judge, now forces our president to send money to other countries?

It’s long past time to get serious and start arresting these terrorist judges.

[inthemaelstrom]

So we're about six weeks out from another "most important election of my lifetime" and it's predictably making me literally sick to my stomach. When Trumpacabra got elected in 2016, I threw myself into politics in a way I never had in my lifetime and it almost wrecked me. I was one of those people who never voted for religious reasons (long, separate story) and I felt I had to make up for lost time. By the time 2020 rolled around, I was an unhealthy mess. I had stopped reading. Everything. When I wasn't watching MSNBC and political commentators obsessively, I started consuming absolute junk TV: home improvement shows, crack paranormal ghost hunter crap, etc. Things with no plot, no emotional investment, no danger. No fear.

Right before the 2020 election, old fanfic friends from my days in the Master and Apprentice Star Wars listserv found me and saved me.

They dragged me back into fandom, introduced me to Discord, and got me writing again. I updated a story I hadn't touched in 5 years. I made new friends online and in RL. I got some great fiction and fic recs from those friends and discovered a subgenre called Hopepunk—low stakes fiction with very little if any violence and fear and with happy endings. (Becky Chambers writes a lot of what I read, and Amy Crook has also become a favorite.)

One morning, I had one of those really vivid, realistic, linear plot dreams that literally dragged me out of bed to the keyboard. It was a meet-cute modern au of The Phantom Menace's characters, set in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. I cranked out about 2000 words the first day. Then another 2000. Then another 2000. Then another 2000. And so on every damn day for the next four years until I had four novels, about 668k words, several timestamps written by three other collaborators who've come on board, some beautiful art I've been allowed to use, and now a fifth book in the works.

This is the Yooperverse.

It's not just The Fic That Saved Me, it's the place where I'm writing a vision of what the world could be like into being. A place where people with fucking obscene amounts of money don't spend it on themselves, or hoard it, or exploit other people to get more, but use it to help other people. It's a place where people who are bigoted dicks either get their comeuppance and crawl back under their rocks, or learn better and do better. It's a place where abused kids get rescued, everybody gets therapy and healthcare and is paid a living wage, people learn to value themselves and each other, and protect each other and defend each other. It's kinky and queer (although I'm neither) and above all, if not entirely safe to be both, I'm trying to write both things as just being another setting on the dryer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's not a utopia, by any means, because there are still assholes and the government is still ... the government, and capitalism is still a thing. There's some danger, especially in the first book, and there are accidents and illnesses and the vagaries of life. In the middle of the series, I had spinal surgery and was out of commission for a few months and that made me start thinking more about my main character dealing with aging and the limitations thereof. There's a LOT of mental health issues and the working through thereof, and a lot of ongoing process. Nobody's perfect. The world outside is still pretty much what it is. But in the little corners where my characters dwell, life is pretty dang good, sometimes great.

It's a vision of a life we all deserve. It's the thing I loved about Star Trek's universe, where people's basic needs are cared for and the obstacles to them developing their best selves removed. It's what I've loved about science fiction in general, especially Ursula LeGuin's: that opportunity to explore possibilities that are better than the present. It's modeled on the MacArthur Genius grants, but you don't have to prove your worthiness first. My main character invests in people's potential, young or old, with scholarships and grants and a steadying hand. His partner builds low or no-cost housing for people in need. There's an informal network of queer and straight kid rescuing going on under the noses of unfriendly governments and failed social service safety nets. The main characters build refuges, literal and emotional. They love each other fiercely and respectfully.

Right now, we're living in a country that is almost the antithesis of these ideas, for far too many of us. People are being manipulated by their fears, which are stoked by unscrupulous, lying shitbag politicians whose all too real evil would never make it past the pitch if you were going to try to sell it as a TV show or movie. They're consciously turning us on each other with lies about our common humanity, about the state of our country, about who and what's responsible for many of its faults, sewing suspicion and hate. And though the Yooperverse started as my personal comfort fic, I'm trying in my very small way to counteract what's happening in the world right now.

I've always believed in the power of story to change people's minds and lives, and I've experienced it myself. When I talk about story, I don't just mean fiction, though. I mean the narratives we tell ourselves and others about our own lives as a whole and day by day or moment by moment. I mean the stories we tell about each other when we're together, at the bar, at wakes, at a party. I mean the stories we invest in as fans in whatever kind of media we consume. I mean the stories we spin for ourselves and others to explain what the everloving fuck is wrong with the world.

Stories aren't separate from the world, they are the world. They tell it into being. They give it shape and purpose and meaning and a sense of possibility. Whatever stories we tell ourselves or each other about how things should be or how we should act as human beings (also called our "beliefs" or "morals" or "ethics"), they shape us, and we shape society. We are society, both together and as individuals. One person with a big voice and a story can tip a mass of people into either violence or solidarity.

I have no illusions that the Yooperverse will ever have that kind of power. It has a tiny audience on AO3 and Discord and it's mostly written for me to explore the things I feel deeply about, and wish I could do, and to teach myself to be a better person and live up to my own ideals. It's a world I'd like to manifest, to call into being, even in a small way. Even if it's just a story.

[hesgomorrah]

m*a*s*h — season 3 episode 5 o.r., for the lovely @persianflaw!!

Attention, attention. All personnel may stand down. Armed Forces Radio reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of the U.N. Forces in Korea. General Clark succeeds General Ridgway… who succeeded General MacArthur. And that's the news, generally speaking. No one's succeeding us at all.

[thenightling]

Things we learned about the character Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Spoilers below: 1. He's actually Italian. 2. His cause of death was poisoning. 3. He told the truth about having lived through the black death. 4. He's six-hundred-years dead. Age at the time of death unknown. 5. He married a soul-sucking succubus cult leader and somehow thought it would be fine. 6. He was a grave robber (and apparently didn't wear shoes). 7. His plan for a "Green card wedding" has now grown into an unhealthy infatuation / obsession with Lydia. 8. He's multi-lingual. 9. He's familiar with Russian literature. 10. He knows how to open a portal to Hell or Hell-like dimension. 11. He now has minion who are apparently all victims of the witch doctor we saw in the waiting room at the end of the first movie. 12. Beetlejuice now canonically loves a good song and dance number in every incarnation of the character from the movies, to the animated series, to the Broadway musical, to his appearance on Teen Titans Go. 13. He is well-versed in the many corridors of The Afterlife Social services office. (Is the Netherworld all one building in the movies? It was an entire dimension in the animated series where it was called Neither World). 14. He's actually really good at dividing his attention. (See the Wedding scene). 15. Beetlejuice has a weirdly romantic side and really wanted MacArthur Park to play at his wedding. 16. Beetlejuice is familiar with the German legend of Faust. (Note the contract signed in blood. (Who would have guessed he actually has some sense of culture???) 17. There's a very high chance Beetlejuice was born Jewish. He says L'chaim at one point in the Beetlejuice Broadway musical and Mazel tov in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

18. Beetlejuice's mortal marriage was definitely not Christian or Hebrew. The ceremony had him and his bride drink each other's blood, bite the heads off chickens, and sacrifice a goat. 20. Beetlejuice has a sense of justice, as twisted as it may be, going out of his way to show Lydia Rory's true nature, and sending the ghost to Hell (or a Hell-like dimension) that tricked Astrid. I'm starting to feel like the version of Beetlejuice from the animated series is the most "accurate" depiction of the character, as weird as that sounds. Since the movie version has shifted to be more like him and the Broadway musical version feels like a prequel to the cartoon.

[f1ghtsoftly]

All The Women’s News You Missed This Week 4/14/25-4/21/25

No summary this week.

Opinion and Investigative:

Migrant Motherhood: The Invisibility Of Emotional Labour

It is time Liberia enacts legislation banning FGM

I’m a comedian – this is why Saturday Night Live’s jokes about Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth didn’t work

A glimpse into the girlboss era

“Too Pretty for a Job”

An open letter on Katy Perry’s Blue Origin flight: Feminism isn’t a $450K joyride

Contraceptive access and teen childbearing: Lessons from Sweden

Challenges in the fulfillment of SDG 5 for today's Argentina

OPINION | How ‘full bush in a bikini’ TikTok trend furthered feminist discourse on female body hair

What I  learnt from having a breast op, aged 19

Culture War:

Air Force Deletes Pages on First Female Thunderbirds Pilot Amid DEI Purge

Women and Labor:

Upskirted teacher says women being 'targeted' by misogynistic attitudes in classroom

Farming Against Time: For Bhil Women, Natural Farming Comes At A Cost

Comfort, Control, Career: A Peek Into Tamil Nadu’s Thozhi Working Women’s Hostels

Morocco to Legally Recognize Women’s Domestic Work

LGBT:

The supreme court didn’t rule on the definition of ‘a woman’ – this is what its judgment does mean

Star Wars Actress Kelly Marie Tran Opens Up About Why She Came Out Publicly: 'It's Bigger Than Me'

Women In The News:

The mother and children trapped between two conflicts

Trump administration seeks criminal prosecution of New York attorney general

NPR CEO Katherine Maher addresses future of federal funding for public media

American doctor receives email from immigration officials telling her to leave the country immediately

Interview with Ruth-Gaby Vermot-Mangold : Look – and see women’s tireless work for peace

Disgraced Boston City Councilor Tania Fernandes Anderson Zoom-bombs meeting to attack colleagues debating her departure

Girl, 14, killed by lion in Kenya

Kristi Noem's bag with $3,000 stolen from DC restaurant

Ex-US senator's wife convicted in gold bars bribery scheme

Reproductive Rights:

Class-Action Lawsuit Against Crisis Pregnancy Center and Groundbreaking Massachusetts Law Regulating Ultrasounds: ‘A Chink in the Armor’

Expecting worse: Giving birth on a planet in crisis

Women’s rights advocates raise voices against Turkish gov’t policies addressing women’s health

Federal Judge Rules Alabama Can’t Criminalize Help for Out-of-State Abortions

Male Violence Against Women:

Honor Killing: Italian court confirms life sentence for Pakistani parents

Regimes May Change In Syria — The Scourge Of Honor Killings Persists

Honor killing victim was being protected by police shortly before her murder

Rearming Domestic Abusers: Trump’s New Gun Policy Threatens Women Across the Country

Six men charged after woman was forcibly removed from Idaho town hall meeting

Man arrested after woman stabbed to death in Enfield

Feel Good Stories:

How young advocates are preventing child marriage and early pregnancy in Nepal

‘A weakness can become your biggest strength’ – wise words from 26 brilliant disabled women

Meet the “First Lady of Engineering” Yvonne Y.Y. Clark blazed a trail for Blacks and women in STEM

How Sheffield gave birth to women’s suffrage

Arts and Culture:

Eurovision singer Clodagh Rodgers dies aged 78

Alice Wong recently won a MacArthur genius grant. Her latest book, Disability Intimacy, is about more than sex

Q&A: Poet Marylyn Tan weaves flesh and feminism, queerness and ritual into work

Cannes Selects Film on Gaza Photographer Fatma Hassona; A Day Later, She’s Killed in Israeli Strike

Ms. Rachel responds to critics of Gaza rhetoric: ‘All children should be protected’

Feminist lawyer Pamela Cross among authors shortlisted for $60,000 Donner Prize

Melinda French Gates on what billionaires with 'absurd' wealth owe back to society

Photos: Ani DiFranco Announces the ‘Be Kind’ Platform at Thalia Hall in Chicago

Salvaging the Soul of Feminist Art: Reviving Suzi Ferrer’s Legacy at The Herbert F. Johnson Museum of Art

Michelle Trachtenberg died of complications from diabetes, medical examiner says

Alicia Silverstone to reprise Clueless role in sequel TV series

The South Asian Feminism of ‘In Our Own Backyard’

MABELLE PRIOR’S THE NEW WORLD ADDS TO HER POWERFUL LEGACY OF FEMINIST STORYTELLING

India's sword-wielding grandmother still going strong at 82

Discover This Artist Leading Bali’s Feminist Visual Revolution

Women’s Rights:

India’s courts place conditions on women’s rights—can’t drink, trust men, get married

‘I’m giving up’: Cate Blanchett says she is retiring from acting

Commission proposes 300 reserved seats for women with direct polls

Meet the woman who turned female votes into political dynamite

MISC:

This Dept. of Labor Program Transformed Our Lives. Now It’s on the Chopping Block.

As always, this is global and domestic news from a US perspective, covering feminist issues and women in the news more generally. As of right now, I do not cover Women’s Sports. Published each Monday.

[lilfishiefigureskates]

2025 World Team Trophy Review

World Team Trophy was a vibe and I’m glad everyone had fun.

1. Team USA - 126 Points

Ilia’s opening 4F was so good it literally looked like a triple. He was definitely tired here, and it was very funny when he kinda just flopped onto the ice after his last spin lol.

Jason was perfect. 3A looked great. He is just a ray of sunshine. No notes.

Alysa’s MacArthur Park program was the perfect way to end the season. The vibes were just perfect. She was also looking quite tired at the end of the free.

I really thought Amber had the win in the bag, but her free program was a great note to end the season on. 3A was beautiful.

Alisa and Misha’s jumps were a little rough but they have great speed and they are both great at emoting.

Maddy and Evan were great. No notes. Love the free dance.

2. Team Japan - 110 Points

I’m going to miss Shun’s Ladies in Lavender program because it is sooo pretty. He was obviously very sick here but he pulled through. Things were looking a little scary during the middle of season but Shun really pulled through at the end and I’m so happy

Idk what’s going on with Yuma and the free program but I don’t like what I’m seeing. I hope he gets some well deserved rest. Both of his step sequences were beautiful.

Kaori is the literal love of my life who likes to make me nervous by saving her combo for last in the short program. She had a couple of tiny mistakes here and her GOE wasn’t as high as it usually is but all good.

Mone was great as per usual. Went down on the 2A in the short, and went down on the 3Lo in the free. She has had such a long season, and besides 4CC she slayed every competition. I am so proud of her and I hope she gets some proper rest.

Riku and Ryuichi slayed, especially in the short. Riku was fighting a bit to stay up in the free but they made it out alive. Riku basically dragging Ryuichi off the ice after the free was hilarious.

Yoshia and Morita had that fluke fall on the rotational lift in the rhythm which was so sad. I love their Romeo and Juliet program so much and I’m glad I got to see it one last time. I’m excited to see their progression next season.

3. Team Italy - 86 Points

I was so happy during Worlds because I thought that was going to be the last time I was going to have to watch Daniel’s Billy Elliot program but here we are. His jumps are so ugly. Idk

Nikolaj struggled in the short and then the quads didn’t work out for him in the free but I still love him. I’m really looking forward to watching him next season.

Lara slayed here. Only mistake was the popped 3F in the free. I’m so excited to see what programs she’s gonna have next season because she always brings the vibes. I love the Squid Game program so much.

Anna’s short was great, but she fell apart in the free. Still has the biggest jumps tho.

Conti and Macii were solid as usual. Maybe it’s because I knew it was the last time I was gonna see their free skate but I was really digging it.

Material matters and Guignard and Fabbri had such a bad free program this season, but the good news is that it can only go up next season lol. I never want to hear Land of 1000 Dancer again.

4. Team France - 78 Points

Adam’s short program was beautiful and I am going to miss it. I do not think I’ll miss the Dune program even tho I really like the idea of Adam Dune if that makes sense. His axis was a little cray cray tho. He is not allowed to get injured again. My heart will not be able to take it.

Kevin was en excellent team captain. Loved his day three outfit. No quads for him here, but it’s all good.

Lorine was pretty solid. Just had the popped 3F in the free.

Missed Lea’s short because the stream cut out, but she stayed up in the free which was good.

The Kovalev’s were on the struggle bus but I liked both of their programs.

The last Rasputin was beautiful. I shall miss it. Their GOE is pretty darn consistent. I am talking about Lopareva and Brissaud btdubz.

5. Team Canada - 72 Points

Roman’s 4S in the short was beautiful, shame he popped it in the free. Free was kinda sloppy in general, and he was moving slow.

Aleksa’s short was okay, and I forgot to take notes on the free.

Maddy’s butterfly program is very pretty, it I wish she would’ve finished the season with Danse because I liked it a lot, and she’s going to be doing the butterfly program next season. Lion Maddy was pretty good.

Also missed most of Sara’s short because the stream cut out which is sad because I like the Evanescence program. Second half of the free was low key rough.

Cannot stand Deanna and Max’s short and I am so happy that I never have to see it again but I thought the free was very pretty here. Struggled on the SBS jumps in both programs but they killed the throws.

Piper and Paul and spectacular. I love their rhythm dance so much and I will miss it.

6. Team Georgia - 68 Points

Nika was solid enough in the short, had a little trouble in the free with the 4S, and overall his GOE on his jumps were pretty low, which is not good because he doesn’t have a lot in the PCS department.

Morisi came out of retirement for this and then tried to do 4 quads in the free which is crazy but good for him.

Gubs said Redemption skate x2 and I’m so happy for her because Worlds was rough. It’s a shame she’s so inconsistent.

Alina also came out of retirement for this. She did a lot of doubles but she stayed up which is great and she looked like she was having the time of her life during her free skate which was amazing.

Metelkina and Berulava are so solid. Only mistake was her doubling the 3T in the free. Their GOE is great on all elements.

I was really surprised that Diana and Glen went ahead of the French team but I was really digging their Led Zeppelin free. I feel like their rhythm dance is a bit slow.

The 2024/25 season is officially over! I am feeling the figure skating burn out a bit not gonna lie, but I know I will be crying because I miss skating in a couple of months. I have a couple of posts planned out for the off season because I don’t want this blog to die during the drought and if I go too long without talking about figure skating I’ll probably combust lol.

[gothikaxenon]

How I would recast the Total Drama characters as DC Comic characters

Gwen - Raven

Trent - Jericho

Geoff - Aquaman

Bridgette - Mera

Lindsay - Starfire

Heather - Blackfire

Leshawna - Bumblebee

Courtney - Star Sapphire

Duncan - Red X

Izzy - Poison Ivy

Cody - Beastboy

Noah - Brainiac 5

Ezekiel - Larfleeze

Dawn - Enchantress

Dakota - Supergirl

Mike/Mal - Two-Face

Anne Maria - Isis

Scarlett - Lena Luthor

Amy - Killer Frost

Shawn - Deadman

Sugar - Giganta

Sky - Wonder Girl

Jen - Zatanna

Tom - Lightray

Brody - Lagoon Boy

Kitty - Doctor Light

Crimson - Nightshade

Valentina “MacArthur” - Big Barda

Carrie - Miss Martian

Devin - Superboy

Dwayne Jr. - Kid Flash

Lauren “Scary Girl” - Harley Quinn

Mary Kate “MK” - Livewire

Julia - Golden Glider

Hezekias “Zee” - Plastic Man

Damien - Mister Terrific

Axel - Ravager

[endiatris]

Danny who prepares Steve's baggage in Singapore File episode

I'm fangirling

[xxx-theartofsuicide-xxx]

Whats your beef with the other babes?

Oh boy. This is a simple question with a complicated answer, so buckle up.

First thing I need you to understand is how personal beetlebabes is for me. It was my childhood comfort movie. My mother tells the story of how I used to cry when the wedding was interrupted. Beetlebabes was the first fanfiction I ever read/wrote. Lydia was the first character I ever attempted to roleplay in my Myspace days when I was a preteen discovering fandom and the internet. The Burton fan chat I was apart of in those days (full of assumed beetlebabes shippers bc back then, if you were a fan, people just assumed you shipped it bc why else would you even be there?) was my first online friend group. Beetlebabes fanfiction is where I learned how to write and earned my first taste of clout. Beetlebabes made a heavy resurgence in my 20's with the release of the musical and the consequential fallout, and taught me hard lessons about who I want to be and who I want to surround myself with.

It has permeated every area of my life from infancy to adulthood. It's not like my other ships; easily forgotten, a passing fancy to entertain myself. Beetlebabes is an allegory. Lydia is every damaged little goth girl. Lydia is me.

And I had a rough childhood. I've had a rough life period. Things have been better the last 5+ years and are looking damn near perfect now, but overall it's not been a picnic. Name an abuse and I have endured it: physical, sexual, psychological, financial. Details aren't necessary or wanted here I think, but the context matters to answer the question.

The next important concept I need you to understand is what a "puritanbabe" is. They existed pre-musical and were just as annoying then but with BJ2 their numbers have grown along with their volume and stupidity. They're basically just antis in a beetlebabes hat. To me, an anti is someone who follows a certain morally bankrupt code of ethics, not someone who dislikes a ship. I dislike plenty of ships and I'm not a fucking anti.

Antis believe that fictional taste can be used to weed out and persecute thought criminals: people who think the wrong way. These people believe that it is not only acceptable, but necessary to disrespect, bully, and ostracize anyone who makes beetlebabes content that they find distasteful i.e. non/dubcon/underage.

So. Canon-based content.

This impossibly stupid demographic has made it their mission to normalize the erasure of the canon universe because it offends their delicate sensibilities. To be perfectly clear, I have no issue with vanilla aged up content. Some of my favorite beetlebabes fics meet that criteria. My beef is with the hypocrisy. It's about the attitude. These people think they're better than me on the basis of skewed morals, but I think they're fake fans who don't even like Betelgeuse and have deluded themselves as to who these characters are, who created them, and what the story is even about.

This is the type of person who typically hates dreamverse theory because it invalidates their platonic Betelgeuse in movie one headcanon, as well as the possibility of BJ3 ever happening. The amount of harassment I've gotten over a fan theory is staggering.

And let me remind everyone that no matter how badly you want it, Tim does not want to make BJ3 and there's a good reason for that. I see the constant pleading for it as disrespectful at worst, mentally lazy at best. Everything we could ever need to be happy forever exists in BJ2, and we didn't deserve any of it, but these bitches are un-fucking-grateful. They really think that if they beg enough and are annoying enough, there's going to be a BJ3 where Lydia and BJ get married for realsies and live happily ever after...and I can't work with that kind of delusion. There's no communicating with that.

I believe the drama that this uppity, self-righteous sector of fandom brings is part of why Tim used "MacArthur Park" to break up with us. He doesn't want anything to do with us and I don't blame him. This is a man that holds grudges. He has been known to lash out artistically. If studios force him to make BJ3 against his will, it will not be pretty for anyone, especially the shippers who were not grateful for the bounty that was BJ2.

It's also important to understand that I read a lot. My time on the internet is relegated to discord, AO3, and sometimes Tumblr. That's it. So when I say that the majority of beetlebabes fic kinda sucks, it's coming from someone with incredibly high standards. I'm not trying to hurt feelings(unless you're an asshole anon), I'm just giving the honest assessment of someone who spends all their downtime reading. There are younger monsterfucker ships with oodles more interesting, in-character content than beetlebabes, and if there were less puritanbabes spouting holier-than-thou bullshit, maybe more people would feel safer creating canonically accurate, quality content.

I'm also not taking any musical content into consideration because I don't like the musical and don't read it. As far as I'm concerned, it's an entirely separate fandom.

In closing, I've been here a long time. You spend enough time sitting still in the same place saying the same controversial thing and you'll amass plenty of friends and enemies both. They come and go. There are interpersonal beefs spanning years. There are people out there crying over hurt feelings I've forgotten, things I said to them while they were harassing me on anon that were wiped from my brain as soon as I clicked "post."

It's just the way it is. When it comes to other babes, I return the energy I am given.

Sorry for the novel. I'm sure you weren't expecting this and probably don't care that much.

[matttgirlies]

Matt & Me🎀

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a story heavily based on Priscilla Presley’s Book “Elvis & Me” based in the 1950’s - 1970’s.

fem! reader x singer! matt

disclaimer!! - in no way am i saying matt would ever support or do these kind of things, for the sake of the book certain unethical things do happen at times.

warnings - sexual refrences, drug usage

y/nn = your nickname for any confusion🩷

Chapter 9

Matt sent two first-class plane tickets. My father took a leave of absence from his duties in Germany, and we flew off to Los Angeles, where Matt was filming Fun in Acapulco.

We stayed at the Bel Air Sands Hotel, and Matt was the perfect host. He’d pick us up in either a white Rolls-Royce or his famous gold Cadillac and take us on a sightseeing tour along the ocean to Malibu or into Hollywood.

My father was impressed with Matt’s hospitality, but not enough to forget why he was there—to talk about my education and my future at Graceland. Matt didn’t want to jeopardize the deal they had already made, and every time my father brought up my schooling, Matt would find a Hollywood landmark to point out.

“And over there, Captain,” he said, changing the subject as we cruised down Hollywood Boulevard, “is Grauman’s Chinese Theater. I’m sure you’ve heard of that. If you get out here, you can see all the stars of your era, their handprints and footprints. There’s Betty Grable, you remember her, don’t you? Marilyn Monroe, Kennedy’s friend, and if you look hard enough, you might spot Trigger’s hoofprint.” As my father stepped out of the car, Matt added, “I don’t think MacArthur’s are there yet, but I’m working on it.” We all laughed at the incongruity of General MacArthur bending over the wet concrete next to Jane Russell.

After a few days, my father and I flew to Boston and he and James enrolled me in the school Matt had chosen, Immaculate Conception, an all-girls high school, while Matt himself remained in L.A. to finish the film.

Before I left, he assured me that he’d be home soon and that he’d see me in a few weeks.

Matt and I planned to live together at Graceland eventually, but we’d told my parents that I would be staying with James and Angela, so when I arrived in Boston, I moved into their home. James assured my father that I’d be in good hands and not to worry.

The concerned look on my father’s face moved me. It was such a helpless look filled with doubts and fears about whether he was making the right decision. Only time would tell. He returned to Germany and I settled into my new routine.

In the beginning James drove me to and from school, where word of my identity soon leaked out. As I walked down the hallway, heads would turn and whispers would start. Once, a note that was being passed in study hall ended up on the floor. I saw my name on it and picked it up.

“Her name’s y/n,” I read. “She’s supposed to be Matt Sturniolo’s new girlfriend. If we make friends with her, maybe she’ll introduce us to him. Oh, God, wouldn’t that be neat!”

I didn’t know who the writer was, but I couldn’t mistake the meaning. The friendly smiles concealed intentions to get to Matt through me. Consequently, I was afraid to get close to anyone at school, and began to feel lonely and unhappy.

Living with James and Angela was also difficult. I felt out of place in their home, and did not want to be an intrusion in their personal life. I began spending more time with Grandma at Graceland, often staying all night, and gradually, almost unnoticed, I began to move in my things. By the time Matt suggested that I move into Graceland, I already had.

But living on “the hill,” as we called it, was isolated. The only people there were Grandma and the maids, and during the day, the secretaries, Becky Yancy and Patsy Sturniolo. Patsy was Matt’s double first cousin (her mother was Mary Lou’s sister and her father was James’s brother) and also served as James’s confidante. We were close, and after school I would go into the office to talk with her and Becky. But James felt my visits kept the girls from working and finally he put a sign on the door specifying: no one belongs in the office unless they work there, or have an appointment. I knew that meant me too, so I curtailed my visits.

There were other restrictions. I was told that I couldn’t have girlfriends over because strangers weren’t allowed in the house. One day, I was severely criticized for sitting under the trees on the front lawn. I was playing with Honey, the poodle Matt had given me for Christmas, when a friend of Angela’s drove up and told me that I was making a public display of myself.

Even at school, I felt restricted because James was still chauffeuring me there and back. Without my own car, I couldn’t leave the school grounds to take a drive at lunch or when my classes were cut short. At last I asked James if I could use Matt’s Lincoln Mark V and reluctantly, he agreed.

That evening I went for a drive. With the radio blaring and the windows wide open I sped down Highway 51 South, enjoying my newfound independence. I pulled up in front of Patsy Sturniolo’s house and said, “Hop in. Let’s go for a drive.”

Patsy introduced me to Leonard’s Drive-In, where we would spend at least one night a week when we didn’t go bowling or to a movie. But I went out less frequently when the two hundred dollars that my father had given me rapidly began slipping through my fingers. Matt had assured my father not to worry about money, that if I needed any, his father would give it to me. So, with gas added to my expenses, I had no choice but to approach James, as Matt had instructed me.

Hesitantly I walked into his office. I was nervous about talking to James, who had a sharp tongue and said exactly what he thought. Finally I said, “Mr. Sturniolo, I was wondering if I could have some money. I’m spending a lot on gas, which doesn’t leave much for anything else.”

“How much do you think you need?” he asked, his eyes narrowing suspiciously.

“I  . . . I don’t know,” I stammered.

He thought for a moment, then said, “Okay, I’ll give you thirty-five dollars. How does that sound?”

Thirty-five dollars sounded fine at the moment, but it didn’t go very far, not with movie tickets, gas, and clothes to buy. Two weeks later I asked him for money to go out with Patsy.

“Hot damn,” he snapped. “Didn’t I just give you thirty-five dollars?”

“That was two weeks ago, Mr. Sturniolo. I can’t stretch it any further than that.”

He stared angrily at me and then his face softened.

“Well, I guess things can get pretty expensive,” he said, counting out another thirty-five dollars. “Now you and Patsy be careful driving out there. You know there’s a lot of accidents on that highway. Why don’t you call me when you get to the theater?”

At the time his caution surprised me, but remembering what Matt had said about Mary Lou, I knew that this was also typical of the rest of the Sturniolos. They always felt better if you called when you arrived at your destination and again before you left for home.

Matt phoned later that evening. In the course of the conversation he asked, “How are you doing on cash, Baby?”

“Funny you should ask that,” I said, mentioning his father’s reaction when I asked for money.

Matt started laughing. “That’s my dad. He’s always been tight. Getting money from him is worse than going to the local bank, even if you’ve got good credit. That’s why I have him taking care of my bills. Every penny’s accounted for. I wouldn’t trust anybody else. Too many thieves. Don’t worry about it. I’ll talk to him.”

I ended up laughing too. Matt’s sense of humor was contagious. He laughed about things that often wouldn’t make sense to anyone else, yet anyone around him would usually end up laughing too.

Unfortunately, Matt forgot to speak to his father. Rather than ask for handouts, I resolved to earn my own money. I began modeling part-time at a boutique near Graceland. When I told Matt about my job, he said, “You’re gonna have to give it up.”

“But I’m enjoying it,” I said.

“It’s either me or a career, Baby. Because when I call you, I need you to be there.”

I quit the modeling job the next day, which left me with very little to do. I started spending even more time in Grandma’s room. I liked being with her. She was always in her favorite chair, ready to share her loving stories about Matt.

Most of them dealt with his early years and the family’s struggle against poverty. Suffering and worry seemed to be the very fabric of Sturniolo’s lives. Any time Matt failed to call home for two days in a row, they worried that something terrible had happened to him in California. Matt’s enormous success and wealth notwithstanding, they were convinced that some misfortune was going to snatch it all away from them. Sometimes all this talk of suffering depressed me.

My only relief was Patsy Sturniolo, and I went to her every chance I got. But then Grandma complained that she was being neglected. She reminded me that Matt’s old girlfriends used to stay with her every single night he was gone. Torn, I couldn’t wait for Matt’s return.

I anxiously waited for his call. It usually came in the early evening.

“Hi, Baby. How’s my girl?” he asked, his voice bright and full of energy.

Happy to hear from him, I said, “I’m fine, Matt.” I tried to mention how lonely I was, but he cut in. “It won’t be long, Baby. Just a few more weeks, and we’ll be wrapping up.”

“I’m glad. I’ll be so happy to see you.”

“Well, then, let me hear some enthusiasm.” He began describing a silly incident that had taken place on the set that day, trying to make me laugh.

I wanted to say, “Matt, talk to me, help me get through these new experiences.” But I realized that he didn’t want to hear about my problems. He felt he had enough of his own. When he asked me how I was doing, I became very animated and said, “Just great, Matt. Everything is wonderful.”

But when we hung up, I still felt an emptiness. I began counting the days until he came home.

After several delays Matt finished Fun in Acapulco and headed back to Graceland. Still afraid of flying, he traveled with the entourage in his huge, custom-built bus, the same one we’d taken to Vegas the year before. At every stop he called Graceland with a progress report. “I’m in Flagstaff now,” he said. “Only a few more days and I’ll be home. How’s my Little Girl doing?”

With each day’s phone call I became increasingly excited. I awaited Matt’s arrival with open arms and a big smile.

Finally one evening he called and said he’d be pulling in around midnight. By ten o’clock, fans were already waiting at the gate. How they found out was a mystery. I was among a small group of his friends and relatives gathered in the living room. All of us peered impatiently out the large window facing the long circular driveway.

I had been hoping that our reunion would be intimate, romantic. But I could now see that it was not to be, and I wondered if Matt would be upset that so many people were around.

By twelve-thirty, the fans at the gate started shrieking and the powerful glaring lights of the bus swept the driveway. Matt was behind the wheel and smoothly brought the bus to a halt. He was the first one out and he came through the front door like a shot.

“Where’s my girl?” he called out, looking around for me.

“Hello,” I said. It seemed more like months than weeks since I’d last seen him.

“Hello?” he echoed in a mocking voice, coming up to me. “I’ve been gone all this time and all you can say is ‘hello’?” Then he lifted me into the air, kissing and hugging me. “God, it’s good to be home.” He looked around and saw his grandma.

“Dodger, you waited up for me too, bless your heart.” He hugged her and patted the back of her head. Then he greeted the rest of the household. Matt could be extremely affectionate, and this particular night he had hugs for everyone.

With his arrival, Graceland sprang to life. The maids started cooking, and the boys were talking, greeting their wives and girlfriends, and soon they were bringing in the luggage and unpacking it.

After being alone so long, I found this sudden intensity and energy overpowering. I stood amid the commotion, watching Matt go upstairs, as he called out to Pauline, “O Five, what’s for dinner?”

I didn’t know whether to follow him or wait. I didn’t want to appear too excited, so I stayed downstairs until I heard, “y/nn, come up here.” Then I couldn’t get up those stairs fast enough.

We had a few quiet moments together in his room. He asked how I was doing, if I liked school, and if his dad was taking care of me. I started to tell him everything I hadn’t been able to on the phone, that I had missed him, that I had been lonely, that I really wanted to find a job. Then I stopped myself. This wasn’t what Matt wanted to hear.

After a few minutes of talking about Grandma, he kissed me and said, “Well, let’s join the others and eat.”

When we got downstairs the rooms that for weeks had been so quiet were now filled with guests laughing and cracking jokes.

Graceland was—as local DJ George Klein put it—ready to rock and roll.

We had a down-home meal of pork chops, cornbread, home fries, and crowder peas. While we were sitting around the table, local friends dropped by to visit and to catch up on all the gossip about Matt’s latest movie.

“Goddamn, she was a big woman,” Matt was saying about his costar. “Body like a man—no hips, and shoulders broader than mine. I was embarrassed to take my goddamn shirt off next to her.”

“Yeah, but M,” Alan Smith kidded him, “she only had eyes for you.”

“No way, Son, not with John Derek lurking all over the place. I’d be goddamned if I’d start a conversation with her and see his possessive eyes glaring at me. You know he gave her a car, and on the steering wheel it said, ‘Baby, you’re indispensable.’ Head over heels in love with her. Never saw anything like it.”

I was surprised to hear how Matt was talking about Ursula Andress, the alluring sex goddess of Dr. No.

“Wasn’t she pretty?” I asked.

“Pretty?” he snickered. “Hell, she had a bone structure so sharp, it could cut you in half if you turned too fast.”

Everyone howled, including me. Matt’s stories went on for hours. Again I felt out of touch with the conversation and wished I had some colorful stories of my own. I kept wondering when we were going to have some time alone. My world consisted solely of him. I sat quietly, happily observing him. Whenever he winked at me or gave my hand a little squeeze, I returned the gesture, thinking, now? Does he want me to leave, so he can follow me? But then he’d lean back in his chair and begin telling another story.

It was almost dawn before he yawned and said, “Well, we better get some sleep.”

We all rose from the table. He looked over at me, smiled, and said, “Do I have to write a note for school saying you were sick today? Think they’d believe me?”

Everyone laughed—and I blushed.

He put his arm around my waist as we made our way up the staircase to his room. If I appeared cool it was because I was mindful of something he’d once told me: He detested aggressive women. In fact, I was ecstatic. I’m finally going to be alone with him, I thought. All the phone calls, the worrying, the anticipation, and the delays are now over.

I got ready for bed at least fifteen minutes before he came out of his bathroom. He counted out his usual number of sleeping pills and took them one at a time. “Why are you taking those now?” I asked. “You’ll fall asleep.” I had plans, and the last thing I wanted was for him to doze off.

“Don’t worry. It’ll take a while for them to take effect.” He handed me a pill. “Here, just take one of these and you’ll get a good night’s sleep. It’s okay since you’re not going to school this morning.” He cautioned, “I wouldn’t advise it on school nights though.”

I looked at the red monster, remembering my earlier experience with it. “It won’t knock me out for ten days, will it?” I smiled at him as I swallowed the pill. It gave me a nice feeling. My body tingled. I was light-headed but more in control this time.

Snuggled in Matt’s arms, I was happy to be near him, his warm body against mine. Because of the sleeping pill, I could feel my inhibitions dissolving.

“How’s my Little Girl been?” He was speaking very softly now. “I’ve missed her. Has she been good?”

“Yes, she’s been good,” I said. “But she’s been waiting for you. It’s been so lonely here. She couldn’t wait to be in your arms, and she’s been thinking about you so much.”

“Shhh, don’t say anything else. I know you’ve missed me. I want you to just be here with me now and don’t think about anything else. Let’s enjoy each other.”

I was aware of the distant hum of the air conditioner, the music from the radio, the soft glow of the dim lights. Gently and tenderly he began to touch me.

He was passionate and again seemed to be making up for lost time. I felt sure the night would end with Matt finally making love to me. I was drunk with ecstasy. I wanted him. I became bolder, reaching out to him, totally open and honest in my need.

Then, as before when we’d reach this point, he stopped and whispered, “Don’t get carried away, Baby. Let me decide when it should happen. It’s a very sacred thing to me. It always has been. You know that I want it to be something to look forward to. It keeps the desire there. Do you know what I mean?”

I sat up in anger. “What about Nicole?” I yelled. “You mean you didn’t make love to her the whole four years you went with her?”

“Just to a point. Then I stopped. It was difficult for her too, but that’s just how I feel.”

“That’s how you feel. What about me? How long do you think this can go on? God, Matt, that takes a lot of willpower. That’s asking a lot of another person, one who’s in love and has strong, healthy desires.”

“Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying we can’t do other things. It’s just the actual encounter. I want to save it.”

Fearful of not pleasing him—of destroying my image as his little girl—I resigned myself to the long wait.

Instead of consummating our love in the usual way, he began teaching me other means of pleasing him. We had a strong connection,  much of it sexual. The two of us created some exciting and wild times.

Excerpt from: "Elvis and Me" by Priscilla Beaulieu Presley. Scribd.

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a/n - i think im going to start doing longer chapters🎀

[chrismcleaneatspants]

General season 2 opinions. MASSIVE TDI 2023 season 2 spoilers ahead (as well as a huge wall of text.) You've been warned.

Ok, so here's everything I like about the season (I can count them on my fingers)

-There were some funny jokes

-MKulia was entertaining and it's now in my top 5 favorite ships, but it's not perfect, as I'll explain later

-Hockey dudes were a joy to watch I suppose

-Bowie stole the show as usual

-There are a lot of neat challenges (The canoe, slide, and dog challenges was a particular stand outs to me)

-MK herself was really funny

-MacArthur's cameo was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one, and she bounces off of Chris really well

-Duncney is still broken up lol

Honestly that's about it in terms of positives, cuz I have a million other negatives for this supposed sequel to (imo) the best written season of the show.

-The Relationships were the single worst aspect about this season full stop. Ripaxel and Praleb are probably the worst couples the show has ever subjected me to. For Ripaxel, they basically removed anything interesting Ripper had going on and Axel wasn't allowed to live up to any kind of hype she created because one lame ass poem turned her into Ripper's girlfriend for the remaining duration of her run, only for the both of them to be tossed aside in episode 7 in perhaps the worst double elimination in the entire show.

-Praleb started off ok. I thought it was gonna be a one-sided crush plot initially before Episode 6. They had a couple cute moments before episode 8, of which their screentime became suffocating because afterwards is was this painful back and forth where Caleb tried explaining himself and Priya would be mad at him, then ally with him, then be mad at him again like it was so tiresome. By the time they got together in the finale again, I was wishing they had just followed up on Pramien instead. Caleb by himself was funny in the first half of season 2 and Priya was great in season 1, but the two of them together were insufferable

-Speaking of Priya, she went from one of the best characters in season 1 to one of the worst in season 2. Why did she have to make it all the way to episode fucking 12 after winning season 1?? Just for some generic heterosexual romance? They also made her so dumb with shit like knowing Julia is manipulating her but then getting a surprise Pikachu face when Julia manipulated her??? You spent your entire life preparing for this show, how the fuck did you not see this coming???

-Segwayying into Julia, she's the worst antagonist full stop. I've never seen such an absolute downgrade of a character. She was a goat in season 1 who was aware of her situation and acted accordingly because the stakes were real. Here? Reality basically warps around her just to keep her in the game. She does things characters would never fall for in season 1 and they just go with it?? They insist on keeping her in the finale and do basically nothing interesting with her. She's not even as funny as Island Heather at the end of the day.

-I mentioned MKulia earlier, so I'll just get to it here: I like it in concept. Two evil sapphics causing chaos together is really fun. My main issue is that it was very sudden. They both were not fans of each other at the end of season 1 and now I'm supposed to just believe they became friends off screen? I mean, I guess, but it's kinda cheap. I would have really liked it if it was straight up enemies to lovers ngl. Also the fact MK had very little agency outside of being Julia's lackey doesn't help either. I want to point to the fake contract thing, for instance. Why did Julia do that? That sounds like an MK thing to do.

-Time to dive into other characters: Damien is an absolute fucking tragedy. At the end of season 1, Damien had one ambition: win next season. They kinda did that, sure, but they regressed Damien into being a complete coward to do so, not to mention he didn't even go all the way either. Damien didn't get a W until episode 6 and tbh that was his only W. By the end of his tenure, I was left confused on what the point of his run was. (I'll come back to this later.)

-What was the point of Nichelle? Like seriously, what did she contribute to the season at all? They didn't do the ironic underdog story with her, and considering she was getting all egotistical and aggressive, i thought she was gonna be the antagonist for sure...until Julia got rid of her in episode 5 in a way that really shouldn't make sense cuz like Nichelle is an actual celebrity that stars in blockbuster movies, I'm pretty sure she could sniff a fake contract a mile away, right?

-Hockey dudes were great, but I felt like they were very dumbed down at times? Like they were just generic dumb dudes that just meandered around a lot of the time (Wayne in particular just straight up floated away from a challenge at one point)

-Bowie was alright too. His line delivery is great as usual, but let's not kid ourselves: In a well written season, he'd be going straight for Julia the next time his team lost. Bowraj was nice to see even if the season didn't really do a whole lot with it

-Am I the only one who thinks this season is a tad bit misogynistic? Like this is the shortest them phase the show as ever had (to the point where i'd argue teams don't really matter) and 4 of the 5 team phase boots were girls. Millie and Emma in particular were really bad. Like, you could make Millie a team phase boot without like shitting on her that hard. And Emma got like fuck all closure outside of breaking up with Chase off screen like wow, way to utilize such a high potential character, Fresh. And this is saying nothing about how the girls that did make it to the merge had plots basically dominated by romance and like nothing else. And then there's MKulia which is apparently intended to be a friendship but like is written like a romantic one at times. It gives me all-stars gwourtney vibes and (as a fan of gwourtney myself) not in a good way. At least MK and Julia were somewhat in character I guess, but they had their edges really sanded off and honestly as a friendship (situationship?) it's a complete downgrade from Millie and Priya in so many ways

-And another thing: who's the protagonist this season? Outside of Praleb, who am I supposed to care for? Who am I supposed to root for? By the halfway mark, the show doesn't really make any convincing arguments to root for like anyone there outside of maybe Damien? And he went gone in episode 10, so like, hockey dudes? No one has an interesting enough narrative for me to care.

-The immunity idol stinks as usual. Like, why did Damien do THE SAME FUCKING THING HEATHER DID IN ALL-STARS?? That actually pissed me off so much holy shit. The immunity idol as it stands in the show is basically a shitty plot device made to keep characters in as there's no real strategy revolved around it.

-Oh and another minor thing: Owen's cameo sucks, and that's entirely due to him not being physically aged up at all and just being a vehicle for the same dumb jokes they always make with him. so stupid

-Anyways, I spend an entire season with two shitass straight relationships taking up screentime, a whole multiude of potential plotlines from last season (pramien) and this season (scary girl's revenge, millie being the new ripper, damien's comeback, julia having internal conflict over her friendship (feelings?) for MK) being set up and just nothing being done with them, and characters in general just being nerfed or borderline out of character (Ripper) and what am I rewarded with?

-Soar Losers. The most boring nothing finale in the entire show. The choices for finalists suck, Wayne, while being the least bad option for a winner (and i do still like him a lot), is still a mid ass winner in the grand scheme of the entire show. And more praleb drama? fuck off I hate them so much. The challenge did not feel finale worthy at all, and honestly it was the worst challenge in the whole season. On top of being a bunch of nothing, the show decides to bring back the worst trope it ever had: losing hair as karma. I almost ragequit the episode on the spot that shit makes me so irrationally mad. I think it's even worse here because Julia still had hair after the fact, which makes it seem like they were aware it's not a popular TD trope but wanted to half commit to it anyways for the sake of tradition or something. Terrible finale to an already decently sized letdown of a season, but it has some ok MKulia moments I guess. The finale was just emblematic of the entire season, where things just happen and you're just expected to go along with everything. (Also side note how come Chase wasn't the one to jump off of the cart for pizza immediately?)

TL;DR reboot season 2 imo was a step down in every conceivable way from season 1 apart of i guess comedy and it's left a very sour taste in my mouth. I'm probably missing a few points that I'll add onto later but man it feels nice putting my opinion out there.

[totaldrama-showdowns]

Here's the list of Valid Submissions that unfortunately could not be featured in the bracket proper! Invalid Submission will have their own post

Scaryemma (Scary Girl x Emma) (2)

"Scary Girl wants to be "normal", Emma is the closest thing to a "normal" girl on the island… I know what I'm getting at"

"why not?"

Calulia (Julia x Caleb) (2)

"she was the only one who could make him interesting"

"ngl those last few episodes. they got real. 5 minutes together and insanely more compelling and dynamic than priyaleb"

Mkaleb (MK x Caleb) (2)

"screw total drama and all its fans I hope they get exactly one more season and MK marries a man /ref"

"I like that mk is small and caleb is tall. that's all"

Axelle (Nichelle x Axel) (2)

"axel is the opposite of bowie"

Juliayne (Julia x Wayne) (2)

"Everyone wants rice cakes at a party"

"because i wanna start drama"

Wipper (Ripper x Wayne) (2)

"real ones know 😎"

Chulia (Julia x Chase) (2)

""i could fix him" says woman who is worse"

"They would date each other for clout and hate every minute of it it would be so funny"

Damichelle (Damien x Nichelle) (2)

"Damien and Nichelle are seen to interact through to season, they encouraged each other in challenges and seem to just have a great chemistry all around. Damien is also a DnD player (which requires good acting/roleplaying skills), and Nichelle is an actor! Just imagine the potential.. overall their canon interactions are just a treat to watch and while it's not really popular I love them nonethelesss."

Zeepper (Zee x Ripper)

"Zipper"

Priya and Zee… Pee if you will

"we were robbed of the peeleb love triangle"

Calipper (Ripper x Caleb)

Chaleb (Chase x Caleb)

"Two men who's names begin with C and are 5 letters wrong and ruin the lives of their respective love interests. Fuck chase and Caleb they deserve each other"

Emmjuliayne (Julia x Emma x Wayne)

"blonde polycule"

Ripelle (Ripper x Nichelle)

"Nichelle would teach him stunts:)"

that one girl intern and that one guy intern

"love can flourish behind the scenes, can’t it?"

Chipper (Chase x Ripper)

Wintern (Wayne x The Female Intern)

"He was nice to her :-)"

Milliechelle (Millie x Nichelle)

"Girl failure x Girl failure <3"

Rippemma (Emma x Ripper)

ScaryK (MK x Scary Girl)

"if they teamed up mk could steal so much more and i think she deserves to"

Chowie (Caleb x Hezekias x Bowie)

"It'd be so funny if they beat chase X Bowie"

Caxel (Axel x Caleb)

"Mwahahahahahah"

Prikate (Priya x MK)

ScaryZee (Zee x Scary Girl)

"idk but i saw this and started shipping https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmore-zee-x-scary-girl-since-yall-love-it-v0-00h7aqq6kava1.png%3Fs%3D5cf331157af4761c67837f01ba4152a37e40765c"

Traffic Light Trio (Wayne x Damien x Zee)

Mkuliayne (Julia x Wayne x MK)

Bowaleb (Bowie x Caleb)

"caleb would be so much better gay"

Scarprillie (Priya x Millie x Scary Girl)

"episode 4 of season 1 had so much yuri potential"

Prillemma (Priya x Millie x Emma)

"wholesome yuri polycule!"

Chase/the two guys from his channel

"Chase is totally the kind of thing to flirt and make out with guys as part of the videos…and contribute exactly zero thoughts toward the implications of that"

Olivia Von Trashpanda x the bear in episode 2

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

Polycule of all of MacArthur's dogs

"Ruff ruff 🐕🐕🐕🐩🐩🐶🐶🐾🐾🐾🐕🐕🐕bark grrrrrrr😡😡😡😡"

Damien's sheep × Goats in s1 finale

"I think it speaks for itself"

This is the section of submissions that, according to the rules, were valid, but were not valid in my heart.

Shamy (Scary girl, nicHelle, Axel, Millie, priYa)

"I fucking love shamy"

Marmaduke (Millie x Axel x Ripper x emMA x Damien x jUlia x mK x zEe

"I'm gonna kill that fucking dog"

Marmafield (Millie x Axel x Ripper x emMA x prFIya x zEe x nicheLle x Damien

"In this world it's just us"

pilk (Priya x mILlie x mK)

"just like real pilk you don't know how good it is until the second try"

Chillie (Millie x Chase)

"IM SO COLD🥶🥶🥶SO CHILLIE UP IN HERE"

Chiya (Priya x Chase)

"Chiya pudding chiya seed c"

Ashley (Axel x chaSe x Hezekias x nichelLE x priYa) and all of them hang out with aroace MK. Mary Kate and Ashley (Olsen)

"Full house sweep idk I can't remember what those girls were in"

Key (mK x calEb x priYa) x Zee

"I got the Key, I got the Zeecret"

chicken juice (CHase x nIChelle x mK x damiEN) (JUlia x rIpper x Caleb x Emma)

"Chicken juice is sooo good make a broth bitch!"

[tdvotes]

Total Drama Tumblr Teams

Thanks to your submissions, we've finally come up with 10 teams of 10 to start the game with!

Note: members are listed in alphabetical order within each team. Each team also has a number in parentheses () indicating the number of members left on that team.

Total: 64 players left

Team 1 (8): Bowie, Brick, Dawn, Jo, Raj, Topher, Wayne and Zee

Team 2 (8): B, Dakota, Damien, Julia, Katie, MK, Sadie and Scary Girl

Cunning Koalas (8): Alejandro, Blaineley, Heather, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Scarlett and Sierra

Team 4 (7): Axel, Ella, Emma (TD), Eva, Jasmine, Samey and Shawn

Burning Badgers (8): Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Harold, Leshawna, Lightning, Scott and Trent

Chirping Cheetas (6): Anne Maria, Cameron, Crimson, Ennui, Mike and Zoey

Team Victory (4): Beth, Lindsay, Millie and Tyler

Toxic Rats (4): Carrie, Emma (RR), Jen and Kitty

Team 9 (4): Ellody, Jay, Mickey and Rock

Killer Flying Bass (4): Bridgette, DJ, Geoff and Sky

Not currently on a team (3): Miles, Justin and Lorenzo

Rules are linked here. We encourage role-playing, confessionals, immunity idol searching, propaganda for or against characters, and anything else you want!

The elimination order is under the cut below.

Remember, you can still name the teams! Submit your names as an ask or a private message. Include which team you want to name and what the name should be. If you want you can include a reason. The first submission for each team will be the name, unless it's inappropriate.

The immunity idol HAS been found, so don't bother searching for it at this point.

I won't be posting the active poll on this post, because there's a new one every day. But you'll see it if you scroll down! There will only be one active poll at a time. Most of the time. Today there are two.

Submit confessionals for anyone left in the game! We will be doing these at 50 and 25 players left. Instructions here. Elimination table here.

100th place: Chet, Team 9

99th place: Staci, Team 1

98th place: Tammy, Team 9

97th place: Dave, Team 4

96th place: Rodney, Team 1

Stats for 100th - 96th place

95th place: Stephanie, Team 7

Voted off: Laurie, Team 7 (Joined Team 6)

Voted off: Gerry, Team 8 (Joined Team 5)

93rd - 94th place: Jacques and Josee, Team 10

92nd place: Pete, Team 8

91st place: Chase, Team 5

Stats for 95th - 91st place

90th place: Leonard, Team 9

89th place: Ripper, Team 4

88th place: Sugar, Team 2

87th place: Dwayne Sr., Team 8

86th place: Ryan, Team 7

Stats for 90th - 86th place

85th place: MacArthur, Team 6

84th place: Spud, Team 9

83rd place: Max, Cunning Koalas

82nd place: Devin, Team 8

Voted off: Carrie, Team 8

81st place: Taylor, Chirping Cheetahs

Stats for 85th - 81st place

Voted off: Sadie, Team 2

79th - 80th place: Gerry and Kelly, Burning Badgers and Chirping Cheetahs

78th place: Priya, Team 7

77th place: Caleb, Team 7

76th place: Duncan, Team 10

Stats for 80th - 76th place

Voted off: Miles, Team 7

75th place: Sam, Team 2

74th place: Beardo, Team 10

73rd place: Amy, Cunning Koalas

72nd place: Laurie, Chirping Cheetahs

71st place: Mary, Team 9

Stats for 75th - 71st place

70th place: Nichelle, Team 4

69th place: Junior, Team 8

Losers bracket, final round

69th place: Tom, Team 8

68th place: Duncan, Team 10

Voted off: Lorenzo, Team 9

67th place: Ezekiel, Team 10

66th place: Brody, Team 10

Stats for 70th - 66th place

65th place: Sanders, Chirping Cheetahs

Christmas message

[emilsgrippers]

People talk about how Geoff spoke abt Bridgette in RR and they still call her like a bad girlfriend but guys he mentioned her no less that maybe 5 times?(3ish that I can remember) so let me break it down for you

First time he just says hi to her and explains how Brody took what would have been Bridgette’s place if she weren’t in Australia surfin’ around. Everybody knows this duh but I just wanted to throw it in because cuties

Second(?) time, he explains to Brody how Bridgette ‘probably wouldn’t want him saving another princess (in reference to MacArthur & Sanders).

Bridgette has always had a jealousy issue. Final episode of TDA, she gets visibly jealous of Geoff signing sierra’s stomach and arm(?), and she even hits him with her surfboard for looking at another girl.

(Which-to her credit-was with a questionable smirk..but then again he’s always wearing that stupid smirk. But I see where she’s coming from.)

It’s not like Bridgette’s a pure saint. She isn’t some tiny weak girl who needs Geoff’s protection, and she isn’t some monster who treats him like shit. TDI, she snaps back at Heather, throws stuff at Heather, gets in a (verbal) fight with gwen…she’s allowed to be jealous.

But personally, I think the only thing that would have made her so jealous about that was the fact they were referring to the cadets as princesses.

Third(?) time When like..Emma and noah(?) had their kiss interrupted by Geoff and Brody to which Geoff says “if that ever happened to me and bridge, id be in the doghouse for weeks!”

Maybe Geoff was hit over the head one too many times before the race because when has she ever held a grudge. She would not have put him in the dog house be so real with me like look me in the eyes and tell me she would.

But let’s say you believe she would (for some reason.) While the most common definition of ‘being put in the doghouse’ is when you’re mad or at someone, it can also be when you’re just mad annoyed. Not at the person being ‘put in the doghouse’, but yeah.

Though the first definition is FAR more common so..shrugs.

Anyways Bridgette innocent . People would take those two sentences Geoff said and treat it like Geoff said “she throws me in a cage and doesn’t let me eat” be so real. Plus arguably Geoff was worse to her. What he did during TDA outweighs everything she did INCLUDING the cheating. I don’t stand for body shaming buddy