#maam is down bad

[caniisfeliidae]

Good lord Karlach is horny

[chessozh]

HELLO?!?!?!?!? SEVEN SECTION 6 DIRECTOR OUTIS?!?!?!?!?!? MAAM MAAM. IM ON MY KNEES

[dayurno]

omg reverse riko au is making me feel so ill..... please let us know if you have any more thoughts abt riko kayleigh and kevin legend.....

I DO my idea is that its around the same age kevin and riko met in canon so tetsuji kicks the bucket when riko is 7/8 and riko is (very forcibly) removed from the nest and sidelined to kayleigh as a new moriyama asset from the main branch takes over the nest. riko struggles a lot with the change because he is very young and very scared and he’s used to horrible things at tetsuji’s hand, which means that he doesn’t trust kayleigh and finds kevin entirely too weird. it’s honestly really cute because i think at this point obviously 7 year old kevin wants to befriend him but riko is such an anxious ball of anger that most of their interactions are like

baby riko: what do you WANT from me. go AWAY!!!! NOW

baby kevin: (heavy irish accent) nothing i think. do you want a bite of my sandwich?

anyway i think riko and kayleigh do get along but he never really considers her his mother or even godmother, for a long time he thinks of her as his Benefactor until the child therapy starts hitting and she becomes Aunt Kayleigh and then after a few more years he can be loosely convinced to refer to her as auntie once or twice a year. his second son syndrome never really leaves him; in the upcoming years riko struggles with the idea that he’s anything But an add-on to the days and still overworks himself to death trying to be acknowledged by kengo, but it’s leaps better just from being outside the nest and having people to look out for him

riko and kevin have some rough patches, especially during riko’s first years with the days. because kevin is an easy target and riko is afraid of kayleigh he ends up letting a lot of that anger out on kevin, though obviously at this point they are children and riko’s anger manifests in some mild bullying and name calling. i think kevin doesn’t even understand it most of the time 😭 riko has been around grown ups his entire life so his adult level insults make no sense to kevin’s seven year old mind. nevertheless after kayleigh tells him to stop picking on kevin riko does respect it (first out of fear, then later because they actually get along) and they go on to become brothers with only a slight tendency towards antagonism. riko’s jealousy of kevin is still a big part of their relationship and i think even more so when college applications roll around, and he’s even more worried when wymack comes into the picture, but it never culminates into anything as horrible as hand breaking because riko has an actual outlet and a support system :) it’s mostly a yelling match that eventually turns to getting scolded by kayleigh for acting like barbarians

[iaminjail]

"H-How can you be so mean?"

watched my friend play the first and fourth case of aa3 and i love dahlia she's just the right mix of cartoony supervillain and terrifyingly real

[tequiilasunriise]

The gays have gone absolutely rabid over Blake’s almost hand hold and heartstopping, “How disarming” comment the same way the straights go feral over Mr. Darcy’s iconic hand flex and I can prove it with this bare bones edit (it’s me, I’m ‘the gays’):

Your honor. Your honor it’s about the hand holding. It’s about the reaching, it’s about the the stretching, it’s about the wanting the wishing the wondering the longing the YEARNING- it’s about the way my hands finds a way to fit in yours like it was always meant to be that way.

[sunflowerwilds]

it's so weird. i don't usually correct people on my dog's sex because she doesn't care, she's a dog with a name that could go either way, and often times people ask. but on the off chance they don't ask and i do correct them-- usually when someone says "good boy" to her more than once-- they're so quick to correct themselves and apologize to the dog. but when i correct someone about myself they pretty much do the opposite and essentially respond with a "nuh-uh, no you're not" and that's the ""nice"" way of putting it. it's unnecessarily rude and i'm just tired. it's so easy to be kind and you can literally make someone's day, i don't get why they feel the need to go out of their way to be mean. the dog tax because i love my silly animal with my whole heart. look at my good girl!!! ✨✨✨

[paddington-two]

ok

[image id: two screenshots from tears of the kingdom. Link is talking to Yona. She says, "Whenever my dear Sidon opens his mouth, chances are it is to speak of you, Sir Link. He'll say things like, "Link is the best!" and also, "No task is insurmountable when I am with Link!" /end id.]

[dilfsisko]

For some reason i keep getting sucked into watching videos by youtubers i just do not vibe with. Like there's nothing overtly wrong with them i just find them really annoying but i guess im too interested in the topic to care at this point

[vcrnons]

man. why was yuta in my dream again

[doerot]

not me crying in the doctors office....

[k1ngj0ve]

in regards to the picky eater test: i actually feel in my heart like i eat lots of foods but the reality is that the foods i wont/dont/rarely eat are put in EVERY recipe it seems like. so for example generally i dont like cheese in most situations and every fucking recipe is gooey cheese. i dont like pork so any pork meal it out, i dont like beef 99% of the time so most of those go out, i dont like chicken if its wet so all that goes out too

i like... ingredients.... ill eat a block of sharp cheddar but i dont want it IN anything. ill eat a can of fruit but dont fucking put it in a pie because i cant stand hot fruit.

foods that i think werent on the list that i fucking hate: fucking octopus and clams and scallops.

[onepiexe]

my god. yesterday was a day.

[hauntingblue]

Max and anne I am holding you both carefully in my hands

[tojisun]

call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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[poughkeepsies]

how many pretty boys with long luscious locks dark pasts prodigal swordfighting skills and bitchy attitudes can I watch shows about the answer is all of them

[gibbearish]

thinking abt when we were in costa rica and we visited a place that let you feed the local spider monkey troupe + they would climb on you to do so, and the guides were very clear about hey do not fucking leave anything loose on you. ESPECIALLY glasses of any kind they are SO shiny and SO grabbable by a monkey sitting on your shoulder directly next to your head. put your glasses in your bag i am so fucking serious. and then this random ass rich girl just Ignored All Of That Entirely and left her glasses on, monkeys snagged them and ran away to the treetops with them and at first she was like "haha thats so cute!!!" then after a couple minutes turns to the guide and is like "ok how do i get them back" and hes like "😐...you dont. theyre wild monkeys. i told you to keep that stuff out of their reach" so she starts throwing a fit like "what do you mean i dont, they were expensive and i need those", and then not even a minute later the monkey chucks the two snapped halves of her glasses to the forest floor