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royaltea000 · 3 months ago

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When your disciples make you wanna drink but you’re a monk

#wow a double post today #yeah I was waiting for my laptop to charge lol #I just KNOW that sometimes xuanzang wishes he could have a drink the way his disciples act in public #guys please stop terrorizing the locals we need to go get our passport approved #ma’am I’m so sorry I know they look scary I swear they don’t bite without provocation #most of the time he says under his breath #rip xuanzang you woulda loved child leashes #being a single mom is hard #especially when your three children are centuries old yaoguais who have the power to kill you if they accidentally pat you too hard #and let’s not even TALK about the eldest kid #journey to the west #jttw tripitaka #xuanzang #digital art #my art #journey to the west fanart #figures as soon as I sit down to work my computer dies #how can I work when even the universe is telling me to slack off 🫶

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a-concert-just-for-me · 4 months ago

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QB ADHD test is crazy for autists bc tell me why you’re gonna strap this super uncomfortable headband to my head and also have the lights bright in the room bright af and then have the laptop flash images at me too

Like????????

#sillyposting #adhd #I asked if they could turn down the lights and it was soooooo haha funny to them #how quirky haha hehe no one’s ever asked for that before!#and then they turn the light off and it’s pitch black and the laptop brightness is still way too bright #I was going to be overstimulated either way probably #but still #I tried to make it a neutral environment for the best results it just didn’t work out #how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #can you blame a girl for having a very cutesy very demure meltdown at the psych’s office #but anyway I did absolute shit on the test #I feel like it’s not even fully accurate because I was crying half the time :/#I couldn’t remember anything esp not with the sensory hell #but then again I already know I would have been shit at it without the meltdown too #and the nurse tried to comfort me when I said sorry for crying #and she’s like no it’s okay we’re all special in our own way!#Ma’am I don’t need your autism speaks pep talk I need all the lights in my vicinity to be turned off #at least if they say I don’t have adhd I have even more validation for the autism #because who else has a meltdown over l i g h t s #very neurotypical reaction I’m so normal actually #I’m fine I’m at home and I’m gonna chill in my room don’t worry

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herbofgraceandpeace · 6 months ago

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I was chilling, and now, alas! I am not.

#Brought to you by my stress that my mother is parenting my younger siblings poorly #She’s not keeping her emotions out of it in a healthy manner #And thus she’s attempting to rule teenagers via fear and guilt/shame #When they don’t respond immediately to reason #And I’m like. Ma’am.#If your 24 year old daughter won’t fold her laundry to this day #How do you think this method is going to work out for your 13 year old daughter when she grows up?#I observe that with lots of chores her method has merely instilled guilty avoidance on the part of my siblings #(And to a lesser extent myself as well)#Because guess what!#associating cleaning with guilt for not doing it #AND more guilt during the process #AND further guilting for not doing it sooner once it’s actually been done—#None of that has created a consistent cleaning ethic in any of her children!!#There is no love for tidiness #Only guilt and apathetic despair at its absence #With complete aversion for the work of tidying based on years of shaming #I’ve had to do so much relearning in how I think about and practice tidiness #And most of it’s come from advice on here actually #anyway #pray for my family please #Thanks

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ladybeug · 2 years ago

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Went to Taylor swift tonight, and 3 people gave me bracelets - even though I didn’t have any to trade!!

Sharing this bc I am touched by the kindness of the Taylor swift community and I hope the 2 teens and woman in mcmenamins know they made my day so much better!!!

#like they MADE THESE and now I get to HAVE THEM #I never did much on the rave scene so trading bracelets feels new and I’m emotions about it #going to an event…. and being connected to strangers???#I love the moonstone one so much we were out to lunch 6 hours before the show #and as we left the restaurant some women stopped us and said you look like you’re going to the show will you take some bracelets #like YES I WILL WOW #also my fav bc I was dressed for bejeweled ;) ✨✨#also now that I’m deep in the tags I will admit that I cried so hard at all too well that the woman sitting next to me #hugged me #and honestly? going to an event??? being connected to strangers??? thank you ma’am you made me feel less sad #life blogging #rare occurance for me #posting this before I chicken out and delete it

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teethbomb · 2 months ago

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ok I’m gonna not spam Reblog spoilers I’m gonna try but I fucking LOVE the spooky science fiction shit with the admin that was the coolest sequence

what if I formed a bond of hatred so deep I orchestrated hell for you and your sons and kept the charade up so long just to watch you in pain that I defy any and all laws of nature to force you to bear witness to divine suffering Dante couldn’t fathom

#Chatterbomb #Tf2 spoilers #Tf2 #tf2 issue 7 #team fortress 2 spoilers #You will wish you’d die a thousand times before you saw what I have done #And she looked hot while she did it!!!!#I love her she’s so fucking cool oh my god that’s some of the sickest shit I’ve seen in a while that was so good #“It was worth it.” ARE YOU KIDDING?????? I’m sorry ma’am I wasn’t aware of your game damn…#She is the coolest villain ever to me right now #I can bull shit about everyone’s happy ending later did you see that clockwork orange contraption???? They both start crying as they wither #Freak hanging on the ceiling with pumps running through him dry and everywhere he can turn it is only the world he hates projected on #Monitors #gtfo of here dude that is so sick and twisted in the coolest way possiblee

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poulin-29 · 6 months ago

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#marie philip poulin #pwhl #pwhl montreal #i’ll admit it #blue looks weird on her #but fuck do I love it #Gina I’m still mad you couldn’t get it done Mrs ma’am

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gunnrblze · 5 months ago

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Guns new blue/black hair that I’m imagining?? Coming to get your man? No no he’s coming to get you

HELLO? AND WHAT IF I SCREAMED!? This is so cute omg

My honest reaction

#ma’am what have you done to me😩#giggling like a bitch rn #pretending I’m def light enough for him to pick me up like that LMAO #maymay art #love #elias walker #gunnrblze rambles

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trevisos · 8 months ago

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woman covered in blood…………….

#ma’am i would do anything for you.#trying to decide if she and xarrai were fucking pre-tadpole or if that’s a latter development #later*#i think xar mostly kept a low profile when she came by the guildhall to fence items/sell information/engage in scaly lesbianism with the bar #d #but like. keene def has an Idea of who they are #well in that case i guess they Have to start banging post-game. LOL #grand duke wyll’s most trusted advisor is fucking nine fingers keene casually on the side. i’m sure he loves that LOL #漫言 #z plays bg3

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iero · 11 months ago

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I know I’m Doing Bad, mental health wise, when all I wanna do, and I mean this with the utmost respect, is talk to and/or be with my Mom.

#personal #Normal Things for a 30 year old to say I’m sure but…#My relationship is… rocky but some days I do wanna hug her and say ‘I love ya.’ to her.#She talks to me about how she feels so old all the time lately. Ma’am you are 51 and stop talking like that. You’re scaring me.#*My relationship with her

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digitaldiseas3 · 2 months ago

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ms lauryn hill… i fear i’ve ignored your music for far too long… may god find it in his heart to forgive me as i work to right this wrong

#i’ve LOVED killing me softly for years…. for SO LONG #and you’re telling me i never took a second to listen to the rest of her discography #like. you’re telling me she has a popular cover of can’t take my eyes off of you???#one of my top songs Ever. EVER #and it’s SO DAMN GOOD #oh my god. ohhhh my godddd #this cover. i’m melting #ma’am. lord #i never thought i would find another cover besides frankie valli’s that i adore so much #and ms lauryn hill has hers right there for me. agh!!!!

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loverboybrightsideghost · 4 months ago

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not to be gay but i love the line “i wanna show all the stars how stars oughta shine” in next stop anywhere. rapunzel babygirl you already dooo <3

#miss ma’am the sun is the ultimate star and you basically are the sun so like. girl you dooo <3333333333 #tangled #i’m never beating the loves rapunzel allegations #bluebird.txt

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stellewriites · 5 months ago

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i think my love for masc titles over fem might come from major general olivier armstrong,, like when they all call her sir??

#that’s so affirming i love her for that #rewatching fma brotherhood has opened my eyes to a LOT #like i present fem and use she/her pronouns sure. but i hate being called miss or like woman or mum or ma’am etcetcetc #like i was talking to someone at work about my cat and she said ‘ur her mum!’ and it was like sweet the intentions of it but like i #cringed so bad at the term - if anything im her roommate but if i gotta go parental then im her dad #fem terms like that don’t sit well with me #but the masc alternatives do #and im not saying fma caused this but i think subliminally it helped me realise it was Okay to Want it #also saying you’re ur pets mum or dad or whatever isn’t the cringe part of that story like say what you want if it’s cute to you #but i’m also not out at work so i can’t blame her for saying it #and also also i don’t mind like ‘girly’ or ‘me w the girls’ bc it’s meme-y to me it’s like not fully genuine #there’s a gn connotation of using it colloquially #stelle yaps

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tolietpaperdreams · 6 months ago

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love being a younger sibling sometimes bc that means I can beg my older sister for her Hulu live account password so I can watch Raw as god intended instead of waiting for the next day when they cut like half the show off.

#like please ma’am I’m poor #if you love me you’ll give me that password #wwe #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wrestling

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no-where-new-hero · 1 year ago

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every time a service person calls me “sir” at checkout or something an angel gets its wings

#i LOVE having schrödinger’s gender #performing masculinity is so freeing #not that it really lasts long because then they get a better look and apologize for misgendering me #and it’s like no don’t apologize i’m literally dressing this way for a reason?#i want you to guess #i want to break your conception of sir vs ma’am #blake’s last braincell

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yeyayeya · 1 year ago

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M-mommy? 😳

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warriors-as-shit-ive-said · 1 year ago

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i just need everyone to know that our cinderheart introject is the smallest kitty in existence. like she’s the size of a hand pie. 2 mustards long. and everyone is terrified of her

#things she has told people:#‘and i will know. i know everything’#‘NOT BURNING YOURSELF SHOULD BE A GIVEN YOU MANGY FLEAPELT MOUSEBRAIN’#‘if i didn’t think you would enjoy it i would claw you to shreds’#she once asked ‘do you think i’m stupid?’ in such a testy threatening tone that the guy she was talking to—#who is 6’0 and a literal god #—replied ‘no ma’am’ and took a few steps back #i love her #the only reason i don’t put these in the queue is because they’re mostly part of serious conversations #and idk it seems insensitive to make light of that sort of thing in such a blatant way #i don’t know why this seems better to me #anyway #not a quote

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