#ma’am. lord
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ms lauryn hill… i fear i’ve ignored your music for far too long… may god find it in his heart to forgive me as i work to right this wrong
#i’ve LOVED killing me softly for years…. for SO LONG#and you’re telling me i never took a second to listen to the rest of her discography#like. you’re telling me she has a popular cover of can’t take my eyes off of you???#one of my top songs Ever. EVER#and it’s SO DAMN GOOD#oh my god. ohhhh my godddd#this cover. i’m melting#ma’am. lord#i never thought i would find another cover besides frankie valli’s that i adore so much#and ms lauryn hill has hers right there for me. agh!!!!
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So completely normal about her here…. 🫠🫠🫠
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Love love love the alchemy!
If I could trouble your ear for some plot questions…does Rhysand tell feyres dad that they’re mates? Her dad seemed awfully disturbed but I didn’t know if that’s because he just thinks it’s weird Rhys has an interest in feyre
So Feyre’s eventually going to learn the terms of the bargain Rhys struck with her father, but there are definitely several reasons why her father should be uncomfortable. The least of which is that I imagine Rhys didn’t really give her father any room to object to his plans for Feyre, not that I think he would.
Honestly, I took most of my notes for his character from the first few chapters of ACOTAR. Papa Archeron may have a country estate and a vault full of gold in this AU, but he is still very willing to sell off his daughters if it means gaining connections, wealth, influence, or safety, no matter how young. For example, in the first chapter, he acknowledges that Nesta is technically too young to attend the celebration, but he’s still trying to marry her off to Rhys regardless… and five minutes after the High Lord soundly rejects that proposal and intimidates him out of trying again, Rhys turns around and demands that Archeron delivers his youngest child to Rhys’s doorstep within the hour instead. So he does, even if he feels some measure of guilt about it.
#rhys? be honest and share his feelings with people???????#no ma’am he’s keeping everything close to the chest until he can wrap them up in a bargain to keep them silent and subservient#answered#also like. feyre’s father IS the man who sent her off with a faerie beast who wanted to kill them all to save his own skin.#so giving her to the high lord of his own court is a marked step-up from that
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I dont fucking know how many of you have listened to this but i am actually screaming and convulsing on the ground (ive been listeninf to it nonstop for days its driving me insane)
#heathers#heathers the musical#heather chandler#jessica keenan wynn#THE WAY SHE SAID BIATCH IM#MA’AM#WAIT#OH MY GOD GOOD LORD#PLEASE😭😭😭#‘listen up biatch…’ AAAHSGDDDDHDHDGGDGD#I CANT#IIICCCAANTNTTT#PLESSE#I CANT DO THIS ITS 2AM HELP ME#Youtube
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Absolutely fascinating behavior by the public tonight
#had a woman (I hope? a tourist?) loudly declaring how#if there was anyone with a megaphone shouting their political beliefs she was going to lose it#which um. I’m. ma’am do u know where you are#and so many unhinged convos heard in passing#and then just had a near-fight on the metro#bc some dumbass white guy responded to a drunk/high dude hassling him with stupid macho shit#all ‘’do you want to go outside?’’ (we are on a moving subway train) ‘’let’s take this outside’’ (we are on a moving subway train)#also bc the train was so packed#I was clinging to the top bar with my fingertips and this poor woman#took one look at me#one look at the bar#sighed#and then hopped up to grab it#and basically hung there on her tippy toes for the whole trip 😭😭😭#props and also lord we need better transit#personal
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the best auto-translation strikes again
#please mrs lake was my mother call me nimue#— that pretty much literally happened in canon with her and condwiramurs#the elbow-high diaries#yes pani is mrs as well as ma’am and pan is mr as well as sir#but it is funny to me like lake is the last name#same thing with the translation of lotl ch 4 with fringilla and regis#miss vigo and mister lord terzieff-godefroy vs lady vigo and lord terzieff-godefroy
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The patron saints of knowledge you’ll actually use
#trans handy ma'am#justbored1214#they doin the lord’s work out there#trans handy ma’am has a book now which is neat!
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my absolute favorite genre of tumblr pornbots are the ones that post their virus links in multiple tags that have fuckall to do with one another
#like ma’am why is this post tagged as lord of the rings and animal crossing AND the éď trigger tag?
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Rewatching All Souls and I need to know why TF Scully is going to confession at a church in Alexandria, Virginia?!
#ma’am explain yourself#did she happen to stop in to this Catholic Church for confession#the episode gives the impression this is where she goes to church and father mccue is a priest at#why tf would she go to church in Alexandria when she lives in Georgetown#it would make more sense that she stopped in for confession#probably after a post case visit with mulder#dear lord I’m spiraling#mulder + scully#txf season 5#all souls
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I got invited about to plans that start at 10pm on a Tuesday 🫡
#I have always been the first friend to fall asleep at a sleep over I have always been asleep by 9pm lord pray for me#last night we went out to dinner and got to know our waitress and she said the rest of the staff would love us#gave us two bottles of wine and talked about how this was her second job and her first was being a FULL TIME NIGHT NURSE#first of all ma’am stronger than any US Marine you are worked gods 2 hardest jobs#and she invited us to their girls night out. this is the exact kind of thing that happens to Will but I am already experiencing social#anxiety about it#also this is the gay privledge republicans are always talking about btw#captain’s log#text
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went to subway for the first time in years & got a veggie sub but they were out of half of their veggies so it was kinda just cheese and various leaves and the lady making it said i ordered a sad sandwich
#im sorry ma’am u were out of peppers and i panicked 😭😭#this & chick fil a r the only on campus restaurants lord help me
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me crying in the taxi just like lorde intended amen
#lorde sorry i cant be a sad girl with oky hyperventilating into my face mask and ugly crying rip </3#it’s more embarrassing than it looks tbh 😌 the taxi driver was like ma’am r u ok do u need water? u know what people r good at heart#i love that#❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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a reminder that in my interpretation, rhea and da3mon had hurt each other an equal amount in their early years of marriage. this is not the case where one person has a particular power advantage over the other. to add to that, i do not think either of them raised a hand - although things may have been thrown, and they fought incessantly until they discovered that avoiding one another was best.
#and remember that both of them equally lost so much (emotionally) in the marriage#in terms of choices and pride.#and i genuinely wanted to emphasise this bc rhea’s relationship with the targaryens are very complex#and to say that it all falls back to victimhood is an oversimplification.#bc remember: it was house targary3n that arranged the marriage.#and while house royce gained prestige#it was house targary3n that intended for their second prince to gain a land to rule & a stronger stand politically#so it was a very much an equal exchange of economic benefit for BOTH#so in the end: the actual victims are BOTH da3mon and rhea. and in turn they were victims of each other’s ire.#but on a more personal level: yes. da3mon humiliated her by not bedding her as duty asked of him.#and it is a point of shame to her as an acting ruling lady then that her husband neglected his title of lord regent.#but her early years with him are what taught her to harden her resolve and be more resilient with her ruling.#i wrote this somewhere: but what she cannot control in her marriage - she exerted it in her lordship - and it has made her formidable.#tl;dr — this marriage has more of an equal footing than people gave credit for. and rhea unfortunately did earn her title bronze bitch#love u tho miss ma’am!!!! 😘#BRONZE BITCH: HEADCANONS.
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JL is out there, giving off ✨the ultimate OH MC date night golden dress vibes ✨ and I’m living
#that one time she makes a hollywood comeback is the day she channels OH MC energy#screaming on this day of lord#nevermind me adding more green into her eyes and changing her hair color tho kdbdkbdkb#glad to see her back in LA this gives me HOPE#*cries in miss ma’am give me my Tiffany fix*#finally some new content for fancy manips#tiffany addams#fc
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@dorimei !!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!
Trying a bunch of new stuff, have a test Shart
Did way simpler shading which I think i like a lot more, and while the drawing took far longer than I would usually want, it's fine because I was just playing around with different brushes and styles. In general I tried to get more of the same style that I use when drawing with a ballpoint on paper, but not leave the inner lines black? I think it's a good start, I have been disliking my style for a while and these changes made me enjoy it way more
Also, women are way harder for me to draw than man are, for some reason. Should probably work on that too lmao
#AH….. FUCKIN LORD#i hate having shart on my team bcz she misses 100% of the shots she takes but ma’am yr so fine#my fsvorite warrior cats oc
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jeon jungkook fanfics that deserve to be turned into kdramas and selling books.
(a recommendation you badly need) ⭑.ᐟ
Sauvage ౨ৎ by @tljunglebook
— grumpy x sunshine, cold and detached jungkook (who turns into a whipped puppy later on) office romance, slow burn.
(starting off strong! this book’s got the most delicious slow burn to ever exist! screaming at how sexy, dirty minded, down bad & protective for oc jungkook’s in this fic ugh the wattpad girlies already know that they’re my adopted parents)
10 Seconds ᥫ᭡ by @deepdarkdelights
— yandere jungkook, abduction, stalking, stockholm syndrome.
(this series is my first love, i would do anything to read this for the first time again!)
Penpal 𓍯𓂃 by @laughing-with-god
— yandere prisoner jungkook, stalking, breaking in.
(gotta contact some directors and producers to turn this into a drama! it would slay so hard with its refreshing plot line! and tbh no words are enough to describe her writing abilities, she’s a pro✨)
Risqué ✧˖° by @mercurygguk
— age gap, forbidden romance, smut, angst.
(the time stamps and drabbles are the essence of this fic, the smut is so well written! ALSO THE SEGSUAL TENSION AND OVERALL YEARNING MA’AM!? can someone already turn this into a mini netflix series please!?)
About Time ִ࣪𖤐 by @yoonia
— time travel au, major angst, second chances, smut, fluff.
(if i had the chance to devour a book, i’d eat this one (obviously) it’s one of the best books of my life, i would die to see a live version of this)
I Want You To Stay ʚɞ ⁺˖ by @ahundredtimesover
— ceo jungkook, strangers to lovers, slow burn, angst, smut.
(no slow burn ever slow burned the way this story slow burned! lemme warn ya’ll this fic will keep getting better as you read it!)
Bride Of Devil ♰ 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ by @jasminefanfics
— dark romance, gangster au, enemies to lovers, forced proximity, age gap, kinda yandere husband jungkook.
(my youtube fanfic girlies assemble! this is the best mafia jungkook fic i can recommend for ya’ll! the bgm is so addictive and perfect)
An Abundance Of Luck And A Sprinkle Of Fate 𐙚 by @borathae
— strangers to lovers, romance, found family, smut, angst, healing.
(I remember being unhealthily obsessed with this lord, aaol!kook & oc will forever be my babies TT this book tugs at your heart in a way that’s inexplainable)
ps — have a good read girlies <3
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