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Demon prince!Seungcheol
Inspired by this prompt: âIâm a demon, not a hot water bottle. Stop cuddling me.â âBut youâre so warm.â âLike hell. Fire, brimstone, eternal burning.â It had absolutely no effect whatsoever, and the demon sighed, wrapping one arm around the other. This is my re-debut (although not sure if this counts as a re-debut or if it's just a one-time thing) after nearly a 6-year hiatus and needless to say I am extremely nervous and excited!!! (talking in idol terms luv that) I am hoping that also means my writing quality has matured as well (I think??? or not but guess we will find out)! This is for everyone who knew me back then and is still around to see this play out! sorry if it's not the best i am EXTREMELY rusty but hope you enjoy lovelies <3333
wow omg itâs great to dive into writing after so long im getting emotional
you know the drill folks letâs get to it!!
Humans and demons have lived in co-existence for centuries and itâs more or less a chaotic neutral environment given the unique circumstances of these 2 different⊠races?
It can be difficult to distinguish the demons with the humans since they try to blend in seamlessly for their own sense of peace and security
Despite a big chunk of demons integrating with humans, there are still parts around the world, albeit small, where they have their own territory to control
They usually operate in more traditional political systems, such as still maintaining kings and queens
Humans can live there as well, but it is predominantly demons who are seen as the norm and the former as commoners/lower class
You happen to be one of the lowly commoners who have been working as a maid in the castle since you were young
you and Seungcheol, the Crown Prince, were actually kinda close as kids!!
you could tell all he wanted to do was let loose and have fun but was forced to follow the rules and take everything seriously 24/7
even as a 5 y/o you could see how much he yearned to be a regular kid but duty calls :â((
there were many times you hung out together in secrecy since you as a lowly maid could not be caught DEAD associating yourself with someone of such a high status
and add being human on top of that!! <3
But Seungcheol didnât care you were literally his first and only friend at the time
Any time a guard looked for him, he and you would duck somewhere to hide together, stifling your smol little giggles im dead
As he grew up and more burdens were placed on his shoulders, you could no longer keep the same innocent, playful friendship between the two of you
Your interactions with him went from running around in the garden to stealing quick looks at each other when you passed by him in the hallways
He went from a happy lil child to a very assertive, stoic man who always picked his kingdom over anything
Despite his new persona, he would occasionally still show you very rare displays of fondness??
You would sometimes randomly find gifts on your bed with a note and well it doesnât take a genius to know who itâs from
âI swiped the last cookie for you before Penny stole it and I know you would become a demon yourself if someone took your sweetsâ
âI noticed your uniform was ragged and a little ripped so hereâs a new set. be more careful or our next encounter wonât be as pleasantâ
âHereâs an extra blanket loser donât freeze to death on meâ
Your heart feels warm knowing that he still shows you his softer side to you while heâs practically a statue to everyone else
Now you were both in your mid-twenties and heâs been busier than ever with political meetings and social gatherings
You were his main maid since out of all of the staff, you were the only one who could really put up with his absurd requests and got along with him in a manner no other maid could, even the older ladies
There were times he summoned you to his headquarters for the sole reason of wanting some company
He would bring up some dumb question and you would be like no offense but this is kinda useless
But little did you know he would do that intentionally to see you crack a little smile, maybe even a laugh in there since heâs been seeing you look more despondent lately
âEven though we canât run around the palace like how we did as kids, Iâm still here. Iâm the same Seungcheol â well, actually not really but I still look out for your wellbeingâ
âThanks, not-the-same-Seungcheolâ
Itâs rumored that the Crown Prince is coming of age to take over the throne soon, but before doing so he needs to find a bride yes itâs one of those tropes ok deal with it
Youâre cleaning the hallways one day with some other maids and you canât help but overhear their gossip
âDid you hear Prince Seungcheol is now engaged??? I think it was just last weekâ
Your ears perk up and your scrubbing slows down slightly so you can focus on their conversation
âYeah, I heard the woman is a princess from some neighboring kingdom⊠Itâs really hitting soon that heâll be the new kingâ
âI donât know how long she is going to last⊠heâs so cold and doesnât seem to care about anyone. but what can you expect from a demon?âÂ
They both giggle and move to another room to continue cleaning and you canât help but feel fired up from the way they were talking about him as if they knew anything about him
Sure, he was not really the friendliest and was very brutally honest with his curt words but it didnât make him a bad person
Your heart aches after hearing the news and you recall a past talk you had with Seungcheol when you were younger
âDo you believe in love?â you asked him, the both of you lying down on the grass while looking up at the vibrantly blue sky
âPshh, not really. Father always said marriage is for the people, not for loveâ
âBut shouldnât you love someone in order to marry them? you will be spending the rest of your life with themâ
âI donât think that is what he wants from me. I would be letting him downâ
âIs that what you really want, though? to be stuck with someone you have no feelings for?â
he sighs deeply and looks down. âWell, I guess not⊠I do care a lot for someoneâ
your heart dropped. guess he already has his eyes set on someone else. âo-oh, well that wouldnât be fair to you or to them right?â
he shakes his head, quickly glancing at you before looking away. âbut it wouldnât work out anyway. I wouldnât want to drag them into the mess of my world. I want them to be free of what I go through. I just hope they know Iâll always care for them from afar.â
You shake your head out of a daze, painfully reminded of how raw that moment still feels
I wonder if he still cares for that person he mentioned, you think to yourself as you continue scrubbing the tiles. But what does it matter now that his future is sealed with someone else?
Shortly after that day, it was formally announced to the kingdom that the Crown Prince and the soon-to-be Crown Princess will be holding a wedding ceremony in just a short few weeks
On the outside, you smile politely and clap your hands but it takes every fiber of your being to not want to fling the door to your cramped bedroom and collapse on your bed and spill the tears you were desperately attempting to hold inÂ
As you stared at him and his fiancee out the balcony waving to everyone, you swear you thought you saw him give you a forlorn look that lasted for a millisecond before he returned to his usual expressionless state
From that moment on, you barely saw Seungcheol at all
This man was constantly getting pulled in all different directions, especially with the royal wedding around the corner
The night before his big day, he summons you to his room again and your mind is buzzing with loads of thoughts of what he could possibly want to talk to you about
You cautiously enter and close the door slowly before turning back towards him
He looks more disheveled than usual, his hair tousled, his usual prince attire crinkled and slightly unbuttoned
âYou look stressed, what's wrong??â
He closes his eyes and sighs for a moment before slowly opening them again and says while still not making eye contact with you, âI⊠I feel like Iâll have so many regrets once tomorrow comesâ
Youâre like why is that??
âDo you remember me mentioning I cared a lot about someone back then?â
Your heart drops to your stomach. âYes⊠why?â thanks for the reminder
âI keep thinking about them⊠and all of these what-ifs. I know I canât do anything about it, butââ
âOf course you can do something about it! I know youâre a stickler for the rules, but if the cost is your happiness, is it really well worth it?â
He shakes his head, looking even more troubled than before. âI canât risk putting them in that position. Yet I⊠I want to,â he articulates slowly, as if itâs only dawning on him now that heâs finally learned what he truly feels
You feel as if the waves of heartache and anguish are drowning you but you try to be strong for him and present a smile if not for him, then for yourself
âI think you know what you need to do, Seungcheolâ
And with those words, you quietly bow out and make your way to your room
The next morning, you wake up with puffy eyes from crying all night and begrudgingly get out of bed to get ready for the busy day ahead
After a hectic morning and afternoon, the ceremony finally begins
The moment weâre all waiting for is âSpeak now or forever hold your peaceâ
And the most baffling thing happens because itâs not you who speaks up, not some secret lover, not some random citizen in the audience
but itâs Seungcheol himself
âWait â I donât think I can go through with thisâ
SCANDALOUSSSS
Thatâs right, he causes a whole uproar and everyone is like what tf is he talking about?!?!?
You are unfazed to a certain degree due to the conversation you had with him last night but youâre still confused on where this is going to go
Never in a million years would you have imagined for him to say his next words
âIâm in love with someone else: Y/Nâ
And all the maids around you gasp like WHAT. IS. HE. TALKING. ABOUT.
You arenât sure whether to feel mortified or happy but whatever it is, all eyes are now on you
The current King is like MISTER?? WITH A H U M A N????
âI know itâs never been done before, having a demon and a human marry each other. but Iâm tired of always having to do the right thing and for once, I want to do something that is right but for myselfâ
Youâre looking at him in complete bewilderment and disbelief like you were talking about me this whole time??!!
âIf we can prove that humans and demons can come together, itâll be a huge stepping stone politically for everyone involved. I canât change how I feel about her but I can change our worlds with her by my sideâ
He makes his way towards you and grabs your hand and this time he does not break eye contact even once
âI want to be with y/n, and no one elseâ
Youâre melting like putty in his arms itâs honestly really sweet!!!
The King eventually caves in although heâs obviously not happy with all of their efforts wasted but heâs cool enough to welcome in this new change
Everyoneâs reactions are pretty mixed understandably but they donât seem like they hate it which is probably the best reaction youâre gonna get
âYouâre not asking for my hand in marriage are you?? bc thatâs a little too quick on a first dateâ
He shrugs and nonchalantly says, âNot until youâre readyâ JESUSLFSJDS
The rest of the day is a whirlwind of crazy events that you get caught up in as the Crown Princeâs new lover nowÂ
By the time itâs time for bed, he summons you for the last time as you being a maid and not as a Girlfriend
Well turns out heâs actually a big baby and the whole time he tried to conceal his feelings for you all he wanted was for you to be by his side pshh lame amiright
âYou sure move fast with wanting me to be in your bed already and we havenât even gone on an actual date yetâ
âShut up and just lay beside meâ
After you turn off the lights and get under the covers, you canât help but notice heâs extremely hot (literally and physically) and considering itâs 20 degrees youâre taking all of that warmth
Of course, Seungcheol tries to make it a big deal and get you off of him even tho he secretly enjoys it
âIâm a demon, not a hot water bottle. Stop cuddling me.â
âBut youâre so warm.â
âLike hell. Fire, brimstone, eternal burningâÂ
Like that was gonna stop you who does he think he is for putting you through all of this and at the very least not giving you some cuddles???
He sighs and wraps one arm around the other after he notices your breathing slowing down
âI donât have to care about you from afar anymore,â he murmurs, brushing your hair out of your face before also slowly losing consciousness
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We are back, my beloveds!!! Ep 8 what fresh hell awaits me??
- WE COMING OUT SWINGING SON OF A BITCH: yak's little smile and the immediate way he goes to take off the necklace cause he knows... his heart is someone else's now đđ
- bolster light effect my beloved... how I have missed you đ„șđ„șđ„č
- "if you take it back again, you're a dead man": tell me you're married without telling me you're married
- this boxer is yours.... FUCKING LET ME BREATHE ITS NOT EVEN A MINUTE INTO THE SHOW
- Dee taking accountability for how his words hurt Yak... ohhh emotional growth how wondrous you are
- man said "you broke up with me" SIR YOU WEREN'T EVEN DATING
- Dee leading Yak back home (count one of I'm so fucking fine)
- the Phadetsuk family is under my protection and if someone breathes on them wrong I'll sit on them NO ONE TOUCHES MY BABIES
- Yak's stomach growled and my dumbass thought it was my stomach growling....
- awwww family dinner time!
- Cher being fucking awesome as always
- Taem... darling... the sad glow in your eyes is hurting me đ„ș you had your chance with Yak...
- of course Yak didn't answer; he was too busy cuddling his Mho Dee â„ïž
- Yak, sir... I see you... whatchu thinking in that pervy head of yours hmmmm? đ€šđ€šđ€š
- never mind... I know exactly what is going on in that PERVY head of yours đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
- OIL MASSAGES MY SEXY BELOVED
- gentlemen!!! Avert your gazes!!! đ€Ł
- awww Dee trying to understand more about Yak's world
- the most fashionable Grim Reaper is back.... and continues to scare the shit out of me
- Dee knows something's wrong!!! Yeah baby, get ready to call out your man!
- the fact that Dee knows about the hallucinations Yak saw... that means Yak told him!
- Ter... you lowlife dried up dog shit human turd crap being... may your scrubs always have a rip in them! May your phone never charge! MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN IN GROWN TOE NAIL!!!
- LIKE FUCK DEE IS GONNA GO WITH YOU YOU FLOPPY DICK
- hehehehehegegege jealousy my beloved how wonderful you look upon Yoryak Phadetsuk đ„°đ„°
- I don't know whether to be endeared about how excited Yak is to eat Dee's cooking... or fucking terrified because Yak is about to eat Dee's cooking
- the food is edible???
- COSTUME FASHION SHOW (although Yak being unsure about the whole thing but still trying for Dee's sake đ„șđ„șđ„ș count two of I'm fucking fine)
- GRANDMAMAMMAAMMAAMAMAMAMAMA QUEEN I HAVE MISSED YOU GUYS SHES BACK
- the irony of Yak being able to coordinate fights but unable to dance in rhythm đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
- wha- wait- what do- WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAKE BOYFRIENDS!!! YOU KISSED!!! ON THE LIPS!!! YOU'RE MARRIED NOW!!! WHAT NONSENSE AM I LISTENING TO
- disappear comp- ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!?
- I'm about to commit violence... pretty sure Kao and Granmama would help me
- product placement... my goodness I forgot what you looked like đ
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- nooooooooo cute product placement!! đ„čđ„čđ„čđ„č I'm suddenly violently thrown back to the Miscellar water scene from BBS
- THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY BILL IM GONNA FUCKING THROW UP IM SO FUCKING GWENCHANA RIGHT NOW
- "let's register for marriage" NO ONE FUCKING TOUCH ME (this show better end with Yei and Cher having rings on their fingers, that's all I'm saying)
- you've never pro- oh gods oh gods is this happening is it it?!?!?
- ITS HAPPENING IT IS FUCKING FUCKING FUCK (COUNT 3 OF IM SO FUCKING GODDAMN FINE)
- speaking very honestly and seriously though: something in me breaks in the very best way watching Oyei ask Cher to marry him because they can. This is a thing that is very real for them. And it's beautiful.
- I love you Taem but girl.... you doing me a heckin annoyance- what is with that face???
- we're faking dat- sir when you start blow drying a dude's hair with that look in your eye YOU'RE FUCKING MARRIED!
- THAT'S A WEDDING GROOM OUTFIT YOU DUMB FUCKS WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY STUPID GAYS (all except Cher and Kao... they have all the brain cells)
- oh no... oh no no no no (remembers the scene from the trailer last week with Taem and Ohm) I do not like this nope nope no
- GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF HER IM GOING TO STAB A TWIN
- oh gods... the need in me to tell Yak to help Taem but also Dee's heartbroken face!!!
- THE DESI IN ME REJOICES!!!! I SEE YOU MY SARI WEARING BESTIE!!!!
- fuck no fuck no fuck no go away Ter curses upon you you flip floppy cock
- just one word- here's TWO words: fuck you
- also, Ter is an absolute asshole because Kwan is the one he's here's with and yet he goes to Dee to essentially say "oh I'll drop her for you in a heartbeat"... tell me you're an asshole without telling me you're an asshole
- Ter and Ohm sitting in a tree, both being A S S H O L E!
- GET YOUR HAND- YAK THROW HANDS NOW!!!
- fuck yeah report his fucking ass!!!!
- WHY ARE THESE ASSHOLES TOUCHING PEOPLE- where's my machete I need to chop appendages
- push him away push him away push him away for fucks sake Dee push him away
- oh thank fuck (could have shoved him harder is all I'm saying)
- THROWING HIS WORDS BACK AT HIM FUCK YEAH DEE THAT'S MY BOY
- Dee says it wasn't out of sarcasm... I don't care, I'm going to my grave with that broken look on Ter's face (honestly Dee, sweetheart, I'm so proud of you though; you know your worth)
- calling Ter pichai is perfect because Dee is finally distancing himself from this man; breaking the ties of familiarity and putting him where he belongs: in the trash as a fellow doctor
- if I had a quarter for every time I wanted to chuck my phone at a wall because a dickhead is touching one of my babies... I'd have a whole ass dollar... WHICH IS FAR TOO MANY QUARTERS!!!!
- Vivi.... remind me to erect temples for you too, my sweet desi wearing queen â„ïž
- Kwan, you deserve better. The entire fucking hospital deserves better than that piece of shit quack doctor.
- wait is he.. he is... please let that be...
- FUCK YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
- look at my princes dancing!!! My kings!!!
- do I take extra joy in watching Ter shoved off to the side? YOU FUCKING BET I DO
- ohhhhhh sir... sir are you gonna ask him to da- oh
- SJNWHEENJDNWJSSNS FUCK YEAH I LOVE YOUS
- say it back Dee SAY IT BACK!!!!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN END CREDIT?!?
- HPV info my beloved đ„°đ„°â„ïž
- you're going all out to win him over: WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING BEFORE?!
- oh no oh no no no no that makes me scared...
Well, this episode had me wanting to bang my head into a wall thanks to two assholes but on the whole, a lovely episode!!! I cannot wait to see how next week fucks me up!
#bad buddy series#bad buddy#patpran#bad buddy the series#wandee goodday#wandee gooday the series#yak x wandee#wandee wittaya#wandeeyoryak#yoryakwandee#yoryak phadetseuk#yoryakdee#cheroyei#same sex marriage#marriage equality#thailand#ter makes me want to stab him in the eyes#no one hold me back#wandee goodday spoilers
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Lovette quotes!!!
Template by the wonderful @milkybonezz
**HIT- STINKBOMB**
âąâEw! Sharing a bathroom with Seth is bad enough!â
âąâI just washed this uniform!!â
**HIT- EGG**
âąâ Do I look like a chicken?! Donât answer that.â
âąâYouâre dead!â
**JIMMY IN GIRLS DORM**
âąâNot another panty stealer..â
âąâYou wish you were a girl!â
**INSULT**
âąâIâve wiped my ass with better.â
âąâYou think youâre sooo great huh?!â
**INSULT- JOCKS**
âąâIs that smell from you or your unwashed jockstrap?!â
âąâI WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FUNDING!â
âąâDonât you have a circle jerk to attend?!â
** INSULT- GREASERS**
âąâYour hair is insulting enough.â
âąâ1950s called!â
âąâCuck.â (For Johnny only)
** INSULT-PREPS**
âąâDADDYS MONEY!â
âąâAll that money and youâre still ugly.â
** INSULT- NERDS**
(Cannot physically insult them without feeling bad)
**INSULT- BULLIES**
âIs this big attitude compensating for something else?â
âIM GOING TO BREAK YOU.â
**NEGOTIATING**
âTouch me I report you to my uncle.â
âI will raise my prices Jimmy! So help me!!â
**SWIRLY**
â*gag* still tastes better then Ednaâs foodâŠâ
âTHIS TOOK FOREVER TO BLOW DRY!!â
**FRIENDLY FIRE**
âąâWrong idiot,idiot!â
âąâGet your eyes checked.â
**FIRE ALARM**
âI need to put a lock on that.â
**TATTLING**
âSeriously? You got caught by me? How pathetic.â
âIâd say for the right price I could ignore this butâŠâ
**WRONG WAY**
âTURN AROUND!!!â
âHAHA! Couldnât be me.â
**FOOD FIGHT**
âMY UNIFORM! I ONLY GET TWO YOU KNOW?!â
âIâm giving detention to whoever hits me!â
**GREETINGS**
âMy favorite customer!â
âNeed something?â
âI got deals you wonât get elsewhere! Just donât tell my uncle.â
**GOODBYES**
âPleasure doing business with youâ âYeah yeah hereâs your pay.â
âDuty callsâ
**COMPLIMENTS- CLOTHING**
âHuh, I actually like that shirtâ
**COMPLIMENTS- HAIR**
âOh! I just wanna run my fingers through it!â
**COMPLIMENTS- TATTOOS**
âSick! I have one too.â
**INSULTS-CLOTHING**
âAre you a bully now? Dont make me rip that shit off you.â
**INSULTS- HAIR**
âA monkey could do a better job then where you went.â
**INSULTS- TATTOOS**
âThatâs against school code!â
**CHASING**
âYOUR DEAD HOPKINS!â
âYou shouldnât have messed with me!!â
**OUT OF BREATH**
â*pant* I need to stop my midnight snacks..â âYou win this time!â
**HIT**
âOW! These braces cost more than your shitty life!â
âWatch the hair!â
**KNOCKOUT**
âUghâŠnapâŠâ
âZZZâŠunicorns and puppyâsâŠâ
**LOW BLOW**
âHuh?!â
âOW! Wrong prefect!!â
**SPITTING**
âChoke on it next time.â
**RATS**
âHey it kind of looks like derby.â
**IDLE DIALOGUE/ CONVERSATIONS**
âLast night I caught Seth dancing in the bathroom while singing dancing queen. I love free blackmailâ
âSometimes I miss the preps. Especially tad. Donât tel him I said that though.lll never live it down.â
âVance and me spray painted Crablesnitches car. You should have seen his face!â
âMy supplier is running late again. That asshole better give me a discount for the inconvenience.â
**BUMPED- PREP**
âI told you to stay away.â
** BUMPED- GREASER**
âAll that grease in your hair made you slip right off me.â
**BUMPED- NERD**
âEyes up four eyes.â
**BUMPED- BULLY**
âDo that again and Iâm kicking your ass.â
** BUMPED- JOCK**
âWatch it meat head!â
**BUMPED- TOWNIE**
âHope you didnât give me anything junkie.â
**GROOMING/MIRROR**
âMirror mirror on the wall..â
âHello beautiful!â
**FREAK SHOW/CARNIVAL**
âI wonder if I could sell Trent to here..â
**WATCHING FIGHT**
âI should stop this but Iâm off duty.â
**INSULT- GRAFFITI**
âIf youâre going to insult me can you make it at least creative?â
**WHINE**
âI should drop out.. my feet hurt.â
**COMPLAINTS**
âEveryone needs to be locked in a cage.â
**PAYBACK**
âOops! Did I do that?â
**ERRAND**
âGive these papers to Seth.â
âI donât feel like doing my job. Mind stopping that fight for me?â
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE TEMPLATE I HAD FUN MAKING THESE!!
#bully oc#bully#bully scholarship edition#bully canis canem edit#bully cce#bully game#bully rockstar#canis canem#cce
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yellowjackets 205 thoughts
unlike javi, i dont know how to keep my thoughts to myself. spoilers below
first and foremost, HAPPY LESBIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY.
THE GAY ASS VHS STORE, THE DOUGHNUT SPRINKLES ALL OVER THE COUNTER, THE SKATEBOARD, THE IGNORED DUES, VAN BEING OFFICIAL GAY MENTOR OF OHIO. adult van cold open, i used to pray for you.
HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE. taivan lives for another day!!!!! when they interlocked their fingers together, i whooped so loud my building collapsed
tai forever down bad and fucking whipped for van? just like me fr
the boob pen backstory?? TAIVAN SHENANIGANS AT SHAUNA'S WEDDING??? IM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FINANCIALLY BACKING AO3 USERS TO WRITE THIS PLOT RN....
tai being concerned over van's health..... tai admitting she's afraid she'll hurt van... van visibly hurting from tai admitting she loves her and moving past the hurt to be unbiasedly present for someone she cares so deeply for
tai in van's clothes !!!! tai sleeping on van's couch!!!! tai watching tv with van!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"maybe you don't have to be dying to have regrets" on god taissa, you have a dead dog, a sleeping problem, a wife in the icu and a child probably in child protection services. like i understand you its van but on god bestie you need help.
van cute as HELL for arguing with POP CULTURE REFERENCES.
fugue tai kissing van and van not backing off - she's down horrendous too i fear
side note jasmin looked so fucking good in this episode. god. like GOD.
and now the rest of the episode
never gonna get the mari hate, she's on a mission to be a Bitch to Everyone and it's funny as fuck TO ME!!!
akilah's determination to live and all the ways she's trying to preserve her humanity (caring for a mouse, studying for the SATs) is going to make her death hurt so much.
randy goofy as hell trying to pass off hand lotion as semen. shauna goofier than him for not checking. MUST MISTY BE THE ONLY INSANE OVERTHINKER AROUND TO COVER UP EVERYONES CRIMES IN NEW JERSEY????
pedo cop broke the weirdo-meter when he breached every law of the land and law of decency when he entered without a warrant and sniffed someone's potentially used condom
once again, i hope the milf avengers (or at least shauna) kill pedo cop. like hands shaking, skin peeling and everything.
jeff showing clear displeasure over the inappropriateness of his teen daughter being manipulated by a Grown Adult in a Position of Power rather than the risk of shauna being caught.... dad of the Fucking Year. this is a jeff sadecki defense household.
also shauna only asking callie about the cop's age after jeff's display of concern is actually very concerning...
callie being so happy she pleased shauna... can everyone with mommy issues please stand up?
fuck travis. nobody treats nat like that
javi only speaking to coach ben because he didnt participate in the jackie fruit festival... the gay ally i didnt expect
personally, i believe that fugue tai is a prominent candidate for antler queen and unless jackie can summon both snowstorms and physical form, fugue tai is javi's friend.
RIP KRISTEN YOU WOULD'VE LOVED HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. IM SO SORRY YOU DIED IN A CESSPOOL OF EVERYONE'S SHIT.
the lottiemistynat love triangle continues. natalie fucking ace for bagging two women who would do anything for her.
#i have Long Thoughts on the oxycodone - which i need time to process and figure out better words for.#yellowjackets spoilers#rambles#yellowjackets#yj#yellowjackets meta
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1 to 5 Tag!
thanks @anoelleart ! gonna do this for WYRM
Rules: Follow the prompts, change one if you like, and tell us a little something about your WIP! Answers to the prompts can be in the form of quotes or anything youâd like!
One word to describe your WIP: (im changing this to two words, ty ty)
jungian vore
Two characters talking in a short excerpt:
The fire is only embers now, the soft glow as red as the sun. âAre you done?â Seluvrian manages to look up. Kholeg had slumped down to his elbows at some point, but the rope is slack in his fist. âYou have an ugly fucking cock.â Seluvrian wheezes. âYou know that, right?â Kholeg reaches over the fire and brushes the hair out of Seluvrianâs face. Seluvrian winces, pulling himself away even as the lead cuts into his throat. A trail of drool connects him to the cloak, and his skin burns where it was touched. âI met a horse like you once,â Kholeg says softly, giving Seluvrian more slack, âwhile raiding a farm. When we stumbled on the stable, it was so scared that it threw itself, again and again, at the wall. It broke its own leg.â
Three chapter titles:
Chapter 3 - THE TOWER, PART I - THE AWAKENING OF THE BONE-EATER, THE MAN-EATER, THE BEAST
Chapter 5 - HALF-FACED VYING, JEWEL OF THE QUEEN
Chapter 8 - THE LADY OF A THOUSAND RATS, SHE WHO IS THE RAVEN-FACED LORD FAT WITH DEAD BUT WRITHING YOUNG
Four tropes featured: (im not very trope literate so im doing my best)
monster lord
horror hunger
monstrous cannibalism
decoy damsel
Five songs from your WIP-playlist:
Night Terror - Author & Punisher
Abyssal Mouth - Humanity's Last Breath
Vore - Sleep Token
Ripping Me Apart - NOTHING MORE
Misericorde I - As the Flesh Falls - Ne Obliviscaris
tagging: @socialmediasocrates @castironbitch
@authoralexharvey @veneritia @woundlight
@cheshawrites @seasteading
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Robbâs like you call her your lady wife yet fuck her out here like a common whore.
Jonâs like at least itâs better than an army camp with my mother listening
Or
jonâs like i heard her from your chambers to mine, maybe treat her like you love her for once
Robbâs like Iâm not the one who got her pregnant and risking her life.
Jonâs yelling she got killed in YOUR war brother but robbâs walking away
Im gonna be honest I've read this like 5 times and I'm still laughing. The accuracy? The pettiness?? The way they call each other out like total fucking hypocrites with no self awareness over it???
Robb's like, "You fuck her out in the open as if you're in a brothel. Isn't she your Queen now, do you have no respect? You can't even close your window, everyone can hear you two at night just outside your window. I never treated her like a whore."
"No, you just call her one."
"That's without context, Snow. Shut the fuck up. Maybe if you talked like that to her once in a while, she wouldn't have to come crawling to me the next night begging to have fun. And what the fuck is with the bruises, are you beating her or what?"
Just will rip into Jon for how often Jon fucks you so roughly where anyone can see or walk in on, because Robb absolutely hates the idea of people seeing you that way.
The second Jons like "Maybe treat her like you love her for once." It turns into blood sports all over again. Jon just says this while seething because he hates when he has to hear you with Robb because he has such a dark clawing need to burst in and steal you from Robb himself. (He cannot tell Tormund about those thoughts he'd never hear the end of the jokes about how much he's turned his little crow into a wildling finally).
Meanwhile Robb rips into Jon for shit that is not at all his fault, like taking you North while pregnant, for the incident in Moat Cailin with the Brotherhood, for the time you were attacked in the Nightfort by a wight. Just tears him a new one for all of that.
Jon is just like "She was murdered fighting your war, what are you talking about?" Robb isn't listening though, he's too busy listing off the ways Jon has not protected you properly, as if Robb didn't watch you get stabbed to death in front of his eyes.
Jon gets him triple. First with the fact that your father thinks of Jon like a son, and all he did was scold and talk shit towards Robb when he was the one who married you to him. Second that he's the one with the experiance and the Valyrian Steel sword that can protect you from the coming winter. Then hammers the final nail like, "Me and her are bonded for life, she brought me back from the dead. The old gods know we belong together."
Robb just hits him like, "Yeah, well I still fucked her in my bed for her first time. I'll always be the one who took her maidenhood and had her begging for me to do it, too."
Meanwhile you have hidden away in Theons chambers like old times, telling Olly if either of them come looking for you, then they have to find you themselves, and no using the direwolves to sniff you out, thats cheating. They never guess Theons chambers for so long, because they assume you wouldn't want to hang out in the room Theon used to annoy the shit out of you by loudly fucking so many women in. Which is why you hide out there.
"If they are at each others throats long enough while we're hiding here, then maybe for once I can go to sleep without passing out from exhaustion."
Theon just stares at you in an amused disbelief. "How'd a prude like you grow up to get so much dick?"
If you didn't need five goddamn minutes away from their possessive arguing, you'd have left then and there but only because you know Theons right. You didn't know what sex was until you were almost thirteen, how did this become your life?
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Ugh Iâve been so MIA I hate it đđ€ but I finally got my hands on a book last night and I canât even
đšKoA kinda round upđš from the depths of a sleep deprived forgetful quick rambling tired soul fangirling
Aedion screaming please and I take it back as Lysandra stands as Aelin in front of a war
The witch towers with the yielding which is scaring the hell out of me
Aelin reuniting with Chaol seeing him walk and that hug cause healing
And then immediately recognizing Yrene and their moment
And then her and Hasar being the queens they are
Plus Borte being Borte and just so many great characters in one shot
And Iâm just so proud of Elide
And guys please for the love of gods just go to Terrasen
And then you have the cadre in all their glory and the ways she describes them which cracks me up because itâs like âstern beautiful Rowanâ âglowing golden Gavrielâ âFenrys darlingâ âmiserable bastard Lorcanâ and their dynamic I just canât evenđ€Ł like the two of them have the sibling dynamic down to a science of âwe hate each other⊠but okay maybe not really I guess their fineâ
But then they learn about Maeve and holy shit rip my soul out and slap me with it
And then Aelin crying to Rowan which killed a little bit of my soul and healed it to hear it put into words and then killed it again and then thereâs her and Fenrys and Gavriel and Rowan
âIM SO SO TIRED ROWANâđ€ (but also why are we having this talk on an ice covered river⊠guys drowning is a real issue, just like scoot back into the forrest please?)
âNo one would have left you like that, no oneâđ (I did spend like 10 minutes on Reddit trying to figure out what the âdo you want me to tell you about itâ line meant but Iâm pretty sure it was stuff like thatđ)
đ„șâWe fightâđ„č
Chaol and Yrene need to talk about the baby so they can celebrate for .5 seconds cause there both being adorable again
Also like is there a new third person view cause now chapters end like â2 minutes in someone chaol never expected walks inâ but then 4 chapter later the convo starts & then halfway through someone walks in⊠itâs not even forshadowing its like a preview?
Also are all valg princes princesses?
But like whereâs my babies whereâs my 13 whereâs my Manon? Whereâs my Dorian? We need the king and witch queen! How about my flower child whoâs all dopey and in love? But also like no news is good news? I WANT AELIN NOWHERE NEAR THE KEYS WITH HER DEATH PLOT THESE DAYS MMM NO and then I thought it was the 13 when the wiverns pulled up but no itâs a witch tour greatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreeeeeeaaattttt
And have I mentioned Iâm dead inside and this book is my world and itâs falling apart but in the beautiful perfect kinda way that feels like watching deathly hallows again but better
Also like Iâm waiting for Aelin to unleash a fire storm
And itâs Rhoeâs shieldđ„șđ„č
So idk this is where we are today
Chapter 51 here I come letâs see what Lorcan and inevitably Elide are up to and try to do some better posting catch up since the sleep deprivation is at peak productivity and letâs hope all my bbs reunite for a few scenes now and not to die or something cause is that too much to ask
P.S. MOONBEAMđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
And I love how he just like âšKAPOWđ„ shifts I mean minus the trauma portion but the dramatic light flash effect would make Rhys (our lil wedding crasher) proud
PS PS I still love Nox
#KoA spoilees peeps who havenât read it this is a reading update so skip it ;-)#first read#currently reading#read with me#read along#reading reacts#rough summary#just read#chapter 50#up next#chapter 51#no spoilers please#Kingdom of Ash#KoA#Part 1#TOG series#ignore my typos Iâm tired lol idk#fangirl nonsense#I donât even know anymore#I never want the books to end#they are kinda destroying me#I love them so much#FENRYS MOONBEAM#Elorcan???#iltsm#letâs give our buddy Lorcan one phrase credit with Lorcan sweet trying semi idiotic brooding but loveable Lorcan#wait Fenrys darling sounds like Feyre darling lol imma have to go make that into a post of incorrect quotes or something#Sarah Jessica donât you dare hurt my bbs yes I know the j isnât Jessica but the vibe is#none of this is the biblically accurate interpretation or meme or whatever lol itâs mostly paraphrasing ish#idk which one is third person forgive me I am forgetful
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FIRST FIC OF THE YEAR!!! ft @stars-artacc @mattdrawssometimes @strangerofartisticvalue l*roy ol*ver mr h*xley & loserboy h*go xx
Oliver did not know where he was. It was very strange and remotely oval-shaped. Ovular, so to speak. Not like oviduct ovular, moreso ROUND. Oilver was not partial to roung. it rememende him of the round bouncy balls he was hit wiht as a chid for his insolence.
A really big snake reared its great head. we're talking BIYVG BIG here brestie. huge ahh cobra. it was green adna little bit ugly but not as ugle as oliver. he glared at it to assert his dominanc eas an alpha wolf, btu as is was a snake it did not understand his canine languege :ALPHASIGMA:.
"What th e freAK is this!?" asked a sudedn ovice. oliver whirled aorun to face it, his boring grey eyes narrowing in suspicion, only to focu son.... an entirely unassuming oboxioucois young man. Wiggly mini snakes of dark hair squirmied over irritating blue eyes. Oliver fetl an odd sort of kindred fspirit with the weird little man.
THESE ANAIMASL DONT LOSTEN NO NOT ONE LITTLE BIT ITS UP TO ME TO STOP THEM AS PLAINLY U CAN SEE ITS GOTTO BE MYDESTINY N ITS WHAT MY CUTIE MARK IS TELLIN ME I TRY TO KEEP EM LAUGHING PUT A SMILE UPON THEIR FACE BUT NO MATTER WHAT I TRY IT SEEMS A BIT OF A DISGRACE I HAVE TO ETNERTAIN EM ITS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE ITS GOT TO BE MY DESTINE
"what is that infernal racket?!" a third voice enquired, hackels clearly raised. Oliver cower d int hr face of such an alpha sigma :ALPHASIGMA:. his poofy hair and sharp moustache were a clear sgign of superiority. and also awful fashion else but you knwo. "rarity does NOT need my help!"
"My cutie mark is telign me i should LEAVE." wiggly nodoel man rolled his eyes, then glanced at the two fo the lazily. "i'm ||l*roy||. you?"
"terribly sorry, good man, but your name got CENSORED," oliver replied scathinglhy. "what did you do?! respect a woman??"
a collecivve GASSPPSPPP rang out.
"NOO, OF COURSE NOT!"
"My name is ||Ol*ver||" Oliver tried. when it failed, his face BURTSTI into flamed outhrage. "||Ol*ver! OL*VER!!!||"
"Have no fear, i can read censored!" Mr Huxley anounced alphasigmaly. "leroy, oilver, it appears we have eben IMORISONED."
"not nowwhgfj!" the newly named ||leroy|| cried out in desptiar. "the big games tonight!"
"you wathc soccer/????" merican oliver enquired in itntrugiement.
"no??" ||leroy|| roliged his eyes. "FOOTBALL! good ole british footie."
"yuk."
then, the door BURST OPEN. surprisingly... it was NOT door. a shame really. Sorry Door my queen you shine every day you spakrle fest.
"it is me caonnon star and im here to say you suck." canon dtar told the ma ll soelmnyly. "stop this foolish mission watch a true magician give an exhibition howww pick up your silly twig boyyy youre playing with the big bios now"
so oil picked up his silly twig covered in gresesa and pojinted it at canon sttar!!! then a piano fell on him. TWANG. rip ripr ip lmaosoooo
"what the freak 2 electric boogaloo"
"THIS IS FOR IVY!" Canon matt apeared and threw a really big bath bomba t mr huxley. ||leroy|| reociled in horror when isack helped maty explode the alphasigma leader, stumblgin away into a secret pasaegawya
then ||leroy|| fell off ot fhe clif. it was as big as his fragile asf ego. he died painfuy on the gourhnd <3
"WOO!" the canosn cheered gllefully.
sudenyly loserboy was set alight. "what the fish" he said sadly. then he died.
yippe skipy! sylvia chnaged her ways abd became a cocane dealer. nobody eledse diesd and the worl dwas well. all thanks to st\AR and co!!! co is matpat and isarkc! how spekndiferous!!!!!!
and everybifyd lived hpapily every after while the suckos went to galaxtic L prison in the sky where they learned to sigma grinfset and not suck sm. unforuthnately ut was fruitless as they were dead xx
the end!!!!! :star_struck:
#mery cirmst#no that was a whiwle ago#mery ne wyrer!!!!!!!#ft my canon QTs#apts them#huxleypocalypse#fanfiction#my magnum opus frfrff#the elvrebrations may be getgn to me
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i don't know if it counts (i don't know if it's reader x character, if that's not the case, sorry đ) but: "Melanie Martinez - High School Sweethearts" i literally love it for any character, but i see it more for Itachi or even Madara đœ
(if you do it from indra i'm not going to complain either đ )
remember to rest and drink water <3 i want my favorite writer to be well!!
Part 4 of my Mafia Uchiha AU - Itachi's version
Yes!! It's totally okay!! It can be x reader or with ships, so you're good darling!!
I chose Itachi because I saw he was the first one you mentioned (personally I think the song is written for madara, he would eat this uppp).
Kind of funny but I HATE DRINKING WATER I LITERALLY CAN'T and I always walk around with a horrendous headache, hot girl's life đ€ đ€Ł
(IM SO HONORED TO BE YOUR FAV WRITER OMGGGG PLS HUG ME I LOVE YOU NONNY)đđđ
A little bit of context for the story: I relate Queen Melanie (LOVE HER SONGS SO BAD), with all Yandere content, so Itachi is a bit of a psycho in this one, AND SO IS THE READER lol.
(I always associated "Fire Drill" with Indra IDK WHY)
"Can we just be honest?" (Y/N) asks in the middle of the shooting, back to back with Itachi hiding behind a metal container. She knows she shouldn't be here, her job was to follow the Uchiha closely, observe his actions and report them to her supervisor back at the station, but when she saw him walk right into a trap, she couldn't leave him with the wolves.
This is the biggest mistake in her career and she knows it, but neither was it in her plans to fall in love with the criminal she was supposed to capture. As a cop, (Y/N) has spent time studying the Uchiha mafia closely, trying to find the weak link in the chain, but they all seem strong in their convictions and tasks. Itachi was simply the most accessible.
The Uchiha, having noticed the presence of the little undercover detective since day one, allowed her some grace time to see how she carried out her work, falling in love with her character and her uncanny ability to reconcile her presence. Itachi interacted with her on several occasions, pretending not to know who she was or why she was following him everywhere with her black car, and he suspected the same morbid interest on the woman's part.
A twisted love story.
"These are the requirements, (Y/N). If you think you can be my one and only true love, you must promise to love me, and damn it, if you fuck me over, I will rip your fucking face apart." The Uchiha comments firing about three bullets in a row, hiding his body with frightening speed so as not to be an easy target for the enemy. She feels him on her back, the heat of his flesh and the precision of his attacks, and she can't deny those feelings coursing through her every time she thinks of the mobster.
"Step one, you must accept that I'm a little out my mind." The bullets cease, and they both rise from their hiding place to verify that all the enemies are down. (Y/N) keeps her gun up, ready for any unforeseen event, but they all seem to lie dead in their own pools of blood.
"Step two," the man continues to speak as if nothing, approaching the bodies of his opponents and kicking the firearms away from their reach, just in case, "This is a waste if you can't walk me down the finish line." He looks at her with narrowed eyes, analyzing her reaction to his claims.
"Step three, give me passion, and don't fucking make fun of my fashion." He continues with his routine of examining corpses as if not talking about love all at the same time, unaffected by the metallic smell permeating the air after the confrontation. (Y/N) follows each of his statements trying to hide a smirk between her lips, disguising professionalism as she waits for him to finish his task.
"If you can't handle a heart like mine, don't waste your time with me. If you're not down to bleed, if you can't handle the choking, the biting, the loving, the smothering, until you can't handle it no more, then go home (Y/N)" The Uchiha seems determined to scare her, to drive her away, but unaware that she is perhaps even more troubled than he is, and that is impossible.
"What about my own rules, hm?" The policewoman retorts, wiping the blood from her hands on her shirt and leaving long red marks all over her clothes, "You can't be scared to show me off and hold my hand, and If you can't put in work, I don't know what you think this fucking is. Step seven Itachi, and oh my this one goes to eleven, If you cheat, you will die." Her declaration pulls a lopsided smile from him, the Uchiha paying sudden attention to her, totally interested in what she relates only because she involved death in the conversation.
"If you can't handle a heart like mine, Uchiha, don't waste your time with me. If you're not down to bleed, if you can't handle the choking, the biting, the loving, the smothering, until you can't handle it no more, go home fucking home, you bastard." She seems to spit hate with the very words he used to try and spook her, and Itachi devours every second of it. Emotionally unstable, he seeks a cynical and unnatural, unhealthy love to make him feel alive in a world of misery.
One of the Senju presumably shot on the ground seems to be moving, breathing hard, and the mobster doesn't hesitate for a second to pull a knife from his pocket and plunge it into his chest, cutting from throat to navel and drawing a rush of blood in the process. "Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over my mine, salty face when I start cryin'?" He asks bathed in red liquid, covered from head to toe in the massacre he has just performed on that poor man.
"Could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie, make me not wanna die, love me rough and let me fly, get me up, get me high, tie me down, don't leave my side? Don't be a waste of my fucking time?" (Y/N) seductively retorts, observing as the Uchiha stares at her intently, slowly approaching her, painted in a show of murder and cruelty.
"Can we just be honest, (Y/N)? These are the requirements. If you think you can be my one and only true love, you must promise to love me. And damn it, if you fuck me over, I will rip your fucking face apart, yeah?"
âIâm in.â
âGood girl.â
#uchiha itachi x reader#itachi uchiha x reader#itachi x reader#uchiha itachi#itachi uchiha#itachi#naruto shippuden#naruto imagines#naruto#uchiha clan#mafia au#naruto x reader#naruto scenarios
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Hi Kayu~ Just read Bu Wang and first off can I just say, I love the Inuyasha gif đ Ive watched Inuyasha like five times so I appreciate the love the anime is given from random corners of the internet
With this newest chapter, I actually never thought of the disagreements of where Hiromi's body was gonna go. In previous chapters, like Night Flower, it was heavily insinuated that the Gojo's had taken back Hiromi's body and put her to rest in the family's tomb, but the fact that her bloody body was incased in ice for DECADES in some crypt in Hida is NUTS. Also RIP the youngest.
I thought the spirit dragon scene was actually really well written, but when I tell you that man introduced himself as kenjaku I GROANED. This MF has got his HANDS IN EVERYTHING
I'm curious on how Hirmoni is gonna show up in the modern day, because everything of the main story is staying the game, so Kenny Boy is in Geto, and as far as we know his technique is to body swap. I swear if Kenny goes in Hirmoni's body and Sukuna literally doesn't give af that it's Kenny and proceeds to live his life with her, bro that'll be actually insane. Love is truly a curse huh?
Look forward to the finale!!! (hope your exams went well too!)- âïž
hello nonnie!!!
inuyasha is one of my favorite stories of all time!!! im glad that you adore it as much as i do~ i feel like hiromi is inspired a lot by kikyo, but i suppose, in a way more serious because of the burden of powers vested on her by the gods. but i think they'd get along if they met!!! <3
i always wanted that aspect of the story be a mystery. because i mention it once, it has to continue as a plot point. and finally, bu wang answered the question. it was really a sad thing, because i keep imagining what i could do as the aftermath, but having her body be robbed from her kin after years and years with nothing to mourn - that conversation needed to be had. and them stealing it back was really the only way for them to have some sense of closure.
though, hiromi's body was cleaned everyday by uraume. they are the only person sukuna trusts with that if sukuna isnt around to do it. when i was plotting it, i kept imagining how it would go with that. i had that idea with a friend who also beta reads for me and it went from there.
hiromi was in that ice coffin, but people could see her. she never really aged from the time of her death to the moment she was cremated and interred in the family tombs. in that fifty years, sukuna was making sure she was continually cleaned, changed into different fashionable kimonos and etc. she was placed in the middle of his assembly hall as though she was in a throne and when it was time to rest, sukuna would have her coffin be moved to his quarters.
this went on for fifty years, because sukuna was obssessed with having her by his side. and for some time, it made his concubines jealous because he never really returned their affections nor wanted to be around them when he could be around this corpse of the person he actually really truly loved.
i based that off on two stories - the myth of ines de castro and the death of poppaea sabina. ines was the mistress of the king of portugal and poppaea sabina was wife of emperor nero.
according to the myth, he had ines's dead body brought out to the throne room and seated her throne, in all the finery of a queen and made everyone pay homage to her dead corpse. with poppaea sabina, emperor nero was so distraught about her dying that he had her body embalmed to preserve her body and raised her to divinity, to be worshipped.
hiromi ending up as a wandering soul, i really loved writing that. i feel like it fitted that after breaking her soul - it healed itself to give her another chance. but its sad because she can't remember anything and now she's stuck with this kenjaku guy who promised to tell her everything about her, when we know he wont.
i'm in the middle of production for the last chapter of the series right now, but i have to tell you its going to be interesting. because a lot of her return has repercussions, which i cant reveal yet. but im pretty sure i can confirm that kenjaku never body swapped with hiromi - because her body stopped existing when it was burned. so anything he did with her was done as her being a soul.
sukuna cares deeply about hiromi and i think, if he were aware that kenjaku was harboring hiromi's soul - sukuna would kill him. or at the most, make a deal with him to take hiromi's soul back. i dont think he would ever be alright with anyone doing anything to try and use hiromi for gain. he'd rather burn the world than see that happen. as you said, love is truly a curse sukuna bears and he loves and hates it.
thank you for your earnest support as always!!! new chapter should be posted today!!! im honored to have you enjoy it all with me, nonnie!!!
thank you also for wishing me well on my exams - it finished well, but prayers still accepted on passing everything <3
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I thought of a heartwarming request for whenever you're up for it. Think you can do a female s/o leaves for deployment; which is heartbreaking for the slashers.
And then after a few months, the s/o comes home and see the slashers' reaction into seeing them.
(It's up to you if you want them to come home with an injury [missing arm/leg, in a wheelchair, or suffered with PTSD] or that they come home not injured)
be sure to add Jason, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, and the other characters that you know and love.
AWWWWW- AWWWW- im dead from this, Oh My Heart. This hits home for me, my uncle who is dead now was a soldier and came back with PTSD from loud noises.
Includes Jason, Thomas, Bubba, and because I haven't done this fan favorite in a while.- Tiffany Valentine.
Warnings: PTSD, some slashers crying, Fluff. Female reader
Side note: I did the PTSD or screaming and loud noises. Its a mix of the two throughout this
Welcome Home!
Jason Voorhees -
*Knock* Knock* Jason heard a very quiet knock at the door as he grabbed his knife and got ready to kill whoever was at the door this time. He looked out the blinds in the scene of hope to somehow see you. When he does to his surprise you were home, just standing there waiting for the door to open. He threw the knife into the wall and ripped the door open. The door made a loud bang when it hit the wall and you quickly covered your ears, tearing up slightly. Jason put two and two together and figured out about your new PTSD of loud sounds. You see Jason lightly sign that it's okay, so you uncover your ears. Jason then nearly tackles you to the ground with his hug. "I... Missed you, my flower girl." He then lifts up his mask and kisses you on your forehead. You and Jason then spent the whole day cuddling and hanging out together. Pamela came home with your favorite food and you all ate catching up on good times. (ima be honest with yall, Pamela cried with happiness when she saw you)
Thomas Hewitt-
"hey, Tommy sweetie, I have some news," Mama Mae says while scanning the room. Thomas then looks up at her scared of what the news could be and if he has to worry. "Well, Y/n has PTSD of loud noises and screaming, But she's back in case you want to see her." Mama Mae says while looking at her feet. Thomas then ran up to her hugging her tightly before running into the kitchen to see you. "Tommy!" You say so happy to see him. Thomas ran up to you, with happy tears in his eyes as he lifts you up and spins you in the air before setting you back down and placing a little kiss on your forehead. The whole day Tommy treated you even more like the queen you are. Every single day/time Hoyt yells either Tommy or Mama Mae would hit him in the back of his said and say "Lower your voice." Tommy tries to tape the victim's mouth shut before they wake up to keep them quiet for you too.
Bubba sawyer-
"Bubbaaa," Choptop says while shaking Bubba awake. "ughh, It's the middle of the day, Wake up from your nappp. Y/n is back and has PTSD on loud noises so I can't yell to wake you up because she's in the kitchen, hmmm," Choptop says while still tapping Bubba. Buba then shoots up after hearing your back and runs into the kitchen, hoping your back and Choptop weren't fucking with him. Bubba sees you and starts making his little happy noises while running up to you and hugging you from behind. "I Missed you..." you hear him mutter. "I missed you too Bubba", You say burying your head in his chest, happy to be back home with the sawyers.
Tiffany Valentines-
"Honey Im Home!" You quietly yell from the bottom of the old staircase. You hear Tiffany scream with glee and you quickly cover your ears. She runs down the stairs to see you. you quickly mention that you can't handle loud noises now due to the field. "Aww- Sorry about that Sweetface, I missed you so much. I love you" She says as she kisses your cheek. You hug her tightly happy to be back home and with your lover. "Small confession", You hear her say with a soft smile. "yeah?" you respond back. "Well, you texted Chucky and said you were coming back and I bothered him to the point of him telling me when you are coming back sooo, your favorite is in the fridge." You hear her say with glee. "aww thank you!" you say with excitement. You and Tiff. Spent the whole day together and ate the food in the fridge, happy to see each other again.
END NOTE! Thank you for the request, I loved writing this, sorry if it is short. And I saw someone @ me in a post that said "Me waiting for Stitches to write another thing with Tiffany in it" So I added her too. (also because I'm a simp) Thank you guys for the love on my post, check out my pinned post for info.! Requests are open, and Have a lovely day!
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No context episode 10 thoughts
- last episode letâs gooooooooooo
- Dimitri just being so fucking calm while everyoneâs dying outside I could never
- ALBERTAAAAA
- Oh my god Jesse seriously
- I need this show to stop trying to make me care about him
- Ok Mia and Victor having a moment is emotional I guess but also THEREâS AN INVASION GOING ON THIS ISNT THE TIME
- Mason you better speak up
- Ok good boy
- ummm rip
- Didnât see that one coming
- IM SO CONFUSED WHY DID THEY THINK ANDRE WAS DEAD IF THERE WAS NO BODY?
- umm girl what
- Can they not just tell whoâs a dhampir and whoâs a Moroi?
- Romitri reunion
- oh no Mum and Dad are fighting đđđ
- Oh Mason youâre gonna die
- oh damn old lady has game
- lissa why donât you heal her?
- Oh youâre doing it very good
- Andre I kinda love you
- Also youâre pretty resourceful for a posh Royal
- Man Daniela cries so pretty
- This queen iconic until the end
- I still find it so wild that Andre has been alive this whole time
- So wild
- THE EYEBROW
- lol this chick just making up her own rules
- We stan
- Victor thereâs literally a FUCKING INVASION GOING ON and youâre crying in the church
- All these friendships that the books never gave us - living for it
- Romitri arguing and then completely dropping it when Rose senses the strigoi because Dimitri is a concerned puppy dog
- NOT THE ARGUING WHILE THE FIGHT TOGETHER IM LIVING
- Tatiana what the fuck
- All these people running for their lives stopping to get luggage is so fucking batshit
- I oscillate wildly between wanting Jesse to die and finding him amusing
- OH SHIT GO OFF JESSE
- âThereâs more grace in that hope than in all the prayers Iâve ever utteredâ I FUCKING LOVE THAT LINE
- Oh man HE WAS GONNA TELL HER HE LOVED HER AND THE FUCKING STRIGOI RUINED THE PARTY
- âThanks Jesse youâre not always a complete dickâ Mia youâre such a mood
- Rose defending Dimitri like no one touches her man
- MUMMA HATHAWAY!!!!
- her accent is still so fucking hilarious
- Oh shit thought Andre was gonna survive a car crash and burial just to get killed by a random strigoi
- is lissa healing literally everyone but Mia?
- Disregard
- OH FUCK
- MIAâS FACE
- Oh this music I love it
- I find this deviation from the books so batshit insane but this is cute
- WHOâS BODY DID THEY BURY?
- OH SHIT
- welp
- Brought him back just to turn him
- Thatâs so unfortunate
- Oh Sisi fucking ate with that scene tho
- sheâs not gonna have any spirit left because sheâs been fucking healing everyone
- Oh my god Mason that leap through the air was fucking hilarious
- Iâm so here for this Rose and Janine team up
- Victor sheâs literally a strigoi
- Weâll rip Victor
- Unsurprising result
- YES MIA PROTECT YOUR GIRL
- oh Mason
- ⊠so is he dead?
- Get him to the infirmary where thereâs no doctors?
- OH FUCK OFF TATIANA
- FUCK OFFFFF
- Welp, so I guess itâs gonna be Lissaâs escape story next season
- Oh Masonâs not dead
- Inch resting choice
- these children are married
- How
- Oh my god theyâre such dorks
- Awww they said they loved each other
- so is it gonna be lissa, rose, and Dimitri together on the run
- Because thatâs a vibe
- The drivinggggg
- HES NOT GOING WITH THEM?
- incredibly fucking rude
- HE COULD COME
- (Side note: do either of them remember she was just about to run away with Mason?)
- The nose nuzzle
- Oh these two
- They literally own my heart
- Sisi fucking serving looks in this scene btw
- The way Janine has grown on me so quickly
- Zmeyâs number???????
- ZMEY
- oh my god I need a season 2 just so they can cast Zmey
- two girls who donât know how to drive road-tripping to escape murder charges? What could go wrong
- dang Andre has had it so rough lmao
- Anyway that was a wild ride but thoroughly enjoyable
- I do want to reread the books now tho
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Look im still lowkey pissed Daemon hasnât spoken to his own daughters all season. BUTTTTT
I think the finale episode was great! So many callbacks to the first two episodes. And I think they did a great job of finishing off the character âarcsâ that were annoying me in the last two episodes.
While the choking scene felt, incredibly random and poorly written (dv shouldnât be dramatised like this), I do think the writers presented an interested parallel to Daemon and Rhaenyra this episode compared to when we last saw them. In eight, they were incredibly loved up, small glances and touches. Where as this episode from the get go there was friction and tension between them around the war table. It was interested to see them navigate in. It also finally made use of Daemonâs character development, showing us all the skills and knowledge he gained as a fighter in the Step-stones for yeaaars. It was unexpected to see him jump into action, and be so organised and methodical . Usually heâs impulsive and chaotic.
When Rhaenyra presumes Daemon is privy to âAegonâs prophecyâ ïżŒ, and she goes to confide with him (like in eight) in soft tones, heâs completely in the dark, and embarrassed, and heâs a doer not a dreamer (unlike Viserys was) so he lashes out. I donât think the choking was the correct reaction at all, I think yelling at her would have sufficed but alas. Once again, they were not on the same page. I really would like them to be an epic power couple next season, but it would also be interesting to see them both pursuing the same goal with different means.
It was very reasonable to see Rhaenyra not jump blindly into bloodshed, her measured plan to be sure if her allies made a lot of sense. The realm has been at peace for too long. I liked how this impressed Rhaenys too. It also sets up a much more vengeful Nyra for next season, which is soo exciting. ïżŒI presume theyâll use the epic lines from the book next season.
Rhaenys finally picked a side this episode, which absolves her of her annoying and naive neutral stance last episode. It was absurd in ep nine that she ïżŒdecided âthis isnât my warâ, when her granddaughters (and grandsons) are directly in the firing line. Yay! The sea snake isnât dead.
I really liked the callback to Viserys saying âitâs a lie we do not control the dragons, they are a power man should never have trifled with.â This plays out tragically and beautifully with Lucerys and Aemond both not being in control of their dragons during that scene. This was very well done.
The ripped page thing was so eh? I remember thinking when Rhaenyra ripped it out in that episode, that it was random af, and seeing it pop up here is lame because I only vaguely remember what Alicent was quizzing Nyra on. Wasnât it a Queen who fled with ships or gained a ship army? Idk. Itâs too obscure to in-textually play here. (Tbh at the time I thought it was just a HBO plug for their spin off lol).
It does seem like a missed opportunity to not call back to Rhaenyra wanting to name her baby âsisterâ Visenya in episode 1 by not naming her stillborn baby this onscreen.
(Ps why was Jace so OOC and mean to Luke? Like that was the last thing he said to his brother. Ouch).
Also, once again the show creators are incapable of showing Daemon offering major comfort? He walks into the room and sees his wife cradling their stillborn baby, and they cut scene? Itâs a miracle they had him tenderly pull her side, hold her hand, then give her space when he told her about Luke.
#hotd#daemyra#daemon x rhaenyra#house of the dragon#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#mine#finale#aemond targaryen#lucerys velaryon#episode10
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Holy shit theres so much that happened in this chapter jfc but before I get into all of that, I just want to say...
I CANNOT BELIEVE MAEKOR TOOK A PAGE OUT OF HARWIN STRONGS PLAYBOOK AND FATHERED A CHILD WITH A MARRIED WOMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, LIKE FATHER LIKE SON đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
BUT OH MY GOD THIS CHAPTER WAS EPIC!!!
Now Maekor x Helaena wasn't a ship I was expecting but it's a pleasant surprise. Helaena deserves to be with someone who loves her and omg she named their child Maelor in honor of his father which is even cuter and AHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THAT HAPPY FAMILY!
The scenes where Harwin kept grabbing onto his son bc of who he's meant to face in battle alone (which wtf you mean to tell me Rhaenyra didn't send anyone else to come and help?? Harwin even sent them a raven and nothing?!?!? OOOOO RHAENYRA IS IN DEEP SHIT NOW)
Now lets talk about the epic of entrances that has been entered in fanfiction...
OUR BADASS QUEEN WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN COMING IN HOT AND READY FOR BATTLE ON HER FRESHLY HEALED DRAGON GOING AFTER VHAGAR WHO WAS GOING AFTER ONE OF HER DRAGONLINGS
OH MY GOD THE BATTLE SCENE WAS FREAKING AWESOME, I MEAN RIP TO QUEEN VHAGAR BUT YOU WAS GOING AFTER MAEKOR AND HIS DRAGON AND THAT WAS A BIG NO NO
And then my second favorite part of this chapter was Helaena coming down to where they had congregated on Dreamfyre all confident and shit... I might start tearing up again đ€§ telling Aemond no more fighting and Aemond looking relieved that she was alive and that Aemma was alive made me want to give him a hug (after I slap the shit out of him for almost taking Reader out to begin with)
My last but not the least in the slightest part of this chapter definitely had to be the collective fuck 'em to both Rhaenyra & the Hightowers. The way they all decided to stop fighting for Kings and Queens they don't believe in anymore collectively as a whole family đđđđ ITS SO BEAUTIFUL! THIS IS WHAT VISERYS WANTED, HIS FAMILY UNITED AND NOW THEY ARE. (hes probably not happy about the fuck Rhaenyra part but Aemma (the older one) is probably telling him off in the afterlife for making dumbass decisions and ignoring their other daughter who was the more obvious choice of being ruler)
My god I can't freaking WAIT for Reader to go to Dragonstone and fuck shit up đđ»đđ» I want a full blowout between the sisters and I want Reader to knock her ass OUT. MY THIRST FOR VENGENCE IS REAL!
P.S. The softer side of me also can't wait for Harwin and Reader's reunion as well đ„șđ„șđ„ș
I loved this so much! Hahaha
Maekar and Helaena are the cutest if I might say so myself⊠they had love each other for ages, and Maekar likes his women a little older jiji (like two years but anyways)
I donât even know what Rhaenyra was thinking đ she was protecting her own skin, because a naval battle was happening right off shore of Dragonstone and she was scared, she couldnât tell anything to Daemon, and she hoped the Strongs (Rhaegar included) could figure it out on themselves
OH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT! I thought it was being too rushed⊠the battle and all⊠IM SO GLAD đ„°đ„°
Yes poor Vhagar, but for reader and Aemond means to leave a part of their lives behind⊠like for Aemond means a new beginning and for reader means killing a part, like a rotten part of her allegiances ⊠something like that I suck at metaphors
Yeahh Helaena is getting confident about her âdreamsâ so she will start following on them, that is what feeling safe with her own dragonslings will make đ Poor Aemond what Otto put him trough only to manipulate him! What a Bastard!! He needs a therapist dude⊠imagine thinking the persons he loves the most are dead⊠only to be a lie! Anyways
The alliance that should have been from the beginning! Hahaha even though they will not fight for Rhaenyra and Aegon they still face an uglier opponentâŠ
Iâm thinking about writing an entire chapter about love reunions! Jajaja pure smuts đđ
Thanks my love for this amazing ask! Hahaha I read it a bunch of times! đđ
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Ok with creeps put aside for a second I'm about to show you characters in my opinon deserves better that's mixed fandom because fucking hell I'm bored 10 being the least one being the most;
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Motherfucking grossman - dumb and blonde or is he oblivious (* very*) he * from my understanding * found his parents dead and instead of going for help because hey ' what if they find my horror collection and think I'm the murder ' (*facepalm*) he made a deal with a demon to be the greatest killer the world and the underworld has ever seen...even tho he's a dumbass sorry sweetie love you tho <3
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We literally don't know much about her ( thank you newer volumes for finally talking about the queen) other then she's ruby's mom and yang adopted mother who raised both girls better then raven ever could ( don't say anything about the DC comics I hadn't read those yet!!!) Amd how she went into a mission by ozpin and mysteriously died * starts playing red like roses two*
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....she actually does deserve the worse but at the sametime...she lost her lover way to fucking soon, the gods were trying to obey the laws of nature ( which made say say push even more) and as punishment turn salem immortal where she try to commit suicide multiple times. At least until she jump into the puddle of darkness like Anthony did. God damn it what is with edgy characters and jumping into puddles of darkness I couldn't decide to put her at ten or nine. Because let's be honest she lost EVERYTHING even her sanity!
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Junior..babe...why the FUCK DID YOU FUCK MANDY??? I MEAN SERIOUSLY! LOOK WHAT THE BITCH DID TO YOUR daughter/neice?? I feel like it's my family situation where I thought my uncle was just a family friend but oop plot twist my uncle is my biological dad (* user note; I have sever daddyissues help*) LIKE CMON WHY QUEEN BIT- well actually woth how much of a whore mandy is in the comic....I'm not surprised you'd fuck her BUT STILL!? can't believe you don't have good standards AND ILL SAY WHY IN
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Abused by her mother to become a weapon minnie actually stole back her power from junior because he proved to ' not be worthy of such power ' when he showed more mercy and sympathy towards the nergal species * or as I call em on the blog symbiotes * this is most likely to show proof to her mother she's not a failure or whatever
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Fuck you I'm bringing GIR rip off into this; Chuck is literally one of the best characters in PASWG because well..its Chuck! But poor guy every episode gets killed off/beaten up for comical relief reasons. He's basically the Kenny *south park* to the show
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Ahh my two favorite girls; Satsuki Kiryuin and her baby sister Ryuko Matoi. Force to split up as babies ( isshine taking ryuko faking their deaths to escape and Ragyo keeping satsuki) to later become pawns to a war they shouldn't be apart of to begin with was used as testaments to fuel with life fibers ( worked 100% for ryuko and 1-99 % for Satsuki) Satsuki grew in a abusive household ( ragyo touching her daughter) while in the matois home isshine neglects ryuko so he could make senketsu in his lab, grew into two different households and lives one was stuck thinking her sister died while the other was not aware her future rival was her sister all along. Im so proud of these two girls at the end
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I'm gonna be real woth you guys; I was gonna put him at two and frankie three since hey His FATHER LITERALLY STOLE HIS SEMBLANCE AND ABUSED HIM 24/7 TO TURN HIM INTI A WEAPON but honestly with how much wasted potential * I still love my husband tho* RT gave him I'm putting frankie at the honorable mentions
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You guys have NO idea how happy it makes me to have THIS SPECIFIC CHARACTER APPEAR ON THIS BLOG spoiler as to why; hehe daddy Kurosaki Like yeah sure idk much about him since I hadn't played birthnight ( I want too so fucking badly) but I know enough of him thanks to the wiki and crosstag to put him in 2; Gordeu is one of the most laid back and carefree characters you'll ever meet; however there's a Darkside about this King of Greed * wasn't kidding when I said to some that he's important* he was a former member of team Amnesia and a highly skilled mercenary ( or in this blog; one of the most powerful Reapers out in the underworld realm) that actually also works at the bar had actually lost his best friend and end up having sever suicide thoughts and depression
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Fuuck you this man deserve to be happy. I mean cmon he lost THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE!! and if anyone watch no where home you all know why I'm sobbing even more. HIS brilliance is incredible and everything about him is. So. Fucking. Cool. I'm so happy they had his original actor play him ;^;
#creeps comic#will grossman#kill la kill#ryuko matoi#satsuki kiryuin#dr octavius#chuck paswg#panty and stocking#rwby#summer rose#mercury black#Salem RWBY#Gordeau The Harvester#underbirth night#grim tales from down below#minniemandy#nergal Junior
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That anaversary aizen looks absolutely fabulous, he looks like a figure skater xd.
I heard along time ago the last arc of the anime was being animated finally bc they pulled a 90s sailor moon were the last season was not either animated or dubbed untill decades later.
I recall near the end of the current 366 episodes there was an episode were the creapy demon ppl woke up in hell and we're all bitter, and there was the other guy who was like, iM cOmEiNg FoR u IChIgO, but then is never mentioned again after and I'm like,why? Why is lt there just plopted randomly into a different arc that seams unrelated.
And locking aizen up underground seems ok, but It deff won't hold, and he will. Escape, and he will kill, you either need that one spell from star, dubbed, the darkest spell of moon the undaunted, a powerfull dark spell that killed immortal beings, that came from best character, eclipsa, the queen of darkness.
We need that.
Or stick him I'm crystal like eclipsa was in star. Is there no one who could trap him in ice or crystal for all eternity.
How about throw him into the centre of a volcano trapped and caged , forverr being killed by heat?
I assume there's space travel, send I'm into a black whole, were a black whole don't fuckin care if your immortal or fat, you will die
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Yes, I love anniversary Aizen. His original octopus-butterfly hollow design was ugly so I'm glad he's back to being the fashion icon he is.
Locking Aizen up underground once is one thing, doing it twice after saying he got more powerful by just sitting there, and he escaped to battle the Quincy Soul King God... is another. I think he should have escaped at the end of the Quincy arc. That is the only feasibility.
I heard the anime is coming back for the Quincy arc as well, but because of COVID its probably going to be delayed. (I'm not gonna watch it until the Rain section of the arc then I'm dipping out. I'm only here for Zangetsu)
and funny that you mention that hell scene in the manga :)
-> spoilers for the new BLEACH 73 page anniversary chapter / thoughts/critique on it
So hey you had a premonition! Syazel .... returned? And his hole is outside of his body??? for some reason???
(I didn't understand the explanation or why / how that happens and what that means for the hollow)
And my friend and I were laughing because out of ALL the things. Kubo could do in this anniversary. He gave Syazel his dick back after going to hell. That is iconic. (that's where his hole was located, and now that its not on his body ... well...) This is the funniest thing Kubo has EVER pulled. Kudos to you, sir.
The entire internet is freaking out over Ukitake being in hell. Honestly Kubo has done far worse, and we've established that Soul Society is a corrupt system that hasn't changed, so I'm not surprised he would pull something like this.
At the same time, Kubo 1. cheated his audience. 2. continues to prove me right that he cannot bring himself to kill his characters
1. Hollows who have commit murder in their human life are sent to hell. Syazel and Aaorniero are two of these hollows, and yet, when they are killed, there is NO gates of hell scene. We see them there later in the hell chapter (which was more of a promotion for the fourth movie and I didn't believe it would hold any merit)
But the same goes for Ukitake. We never see the gates of hell take him. What, was hell late? Did hell's gates get lost like an uber before picking him up? It's bull. Withholding such vital information from your audience, not showing the gates of hell when they should pick up this soul IMMEDIATELY is ... I mean its a lie. Kubo lied to his audience.
2. Now we are told powerful shinigami are sent to hell when they die. First of all that sounds like a security threat. Wouldn't shinigami want revenge for that? Or attempt to escape? Why would they still hold loyalty after being sent to a prison of eternal suffering?
Also "Yhwach and Aizen" were the only ones keeping Hell's gates closed is way too convenient and doesn't really make any sense. I feel like Aizen should have deliberately gone to hell to retrieve powerful shinigami / hollows for his army instead of keeping it /closed/.
This is definitely a Kubo-doesn't-know-what-he's-doing-and-is -making- stuff-up-as-he-goes, but it might have a pinch of merit because of previous plot lines.... but either way, there's some big plot holes here, but again, its Kubo, so I expected nothing less.
Again, he can't kill off his characters. He introduced zombification, he introduced immortality through the hougyoku, he has Orihime and Hachigen's reversal / rejection abilities. He brought back Luppi, friggen.... a character who's entire upper half of his body was incinerated. Like.... come on. No. He's dead, you can't bring him back like that. That's a cop out and just weird. You're taking away consequences and grief.
(Also Yamamoto and Unohana deserve to be in hell far over Ukitake, they've done some fcked up stuff in their pasts unlike him)
Also Kubo's favorite character is Mayuri, which.... you're allowed to have a favorite problematic character. But Keeping said character alive and bared from the consequences of abusing his daughter, murdering innocents, and experimenting on your own squad members? Nah. Nope. Kill him, Kubo. Kill this dude.
(his weird attachment to Mayuri is probably why he keeps bringing Syazel back, since Syazel is Mayuri 2.0, but Syazel is the bad guy who does face consequences for his actions while Mayuri is not)
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Also, I'm certain Kazui and Orihime are going to be THRILLED that their precious husband/dad is going to hell when he dies :)
(I just... Rukia teased Ichigo about leaving Orihime at home. She teased him about having a house wife who he leaves all the chores to. Orihime had two panels. She checks on her son who promised he would be at home and sleep. Kazui fcking breaks his promise like it never mattered to him and JUMPS out the window after pretending to sleep in front of his mother. ... An 8 year old... alone... in the middle of the night.)
Orihime is abandoned. She is not invited to SS, she is not informed of what is going on, her son leaves her.... I...
Orihime is a side character. She doesn't matter anymore. She hasn't mattered for a long, long time.
A part of me is glad she had little screen time, since she tends to waste it, but another part of me is embroiled with rage.
I've even see people try to defend this. "Orihime and Ichigo can't be together ALL the time, that's an unhealthy relationship!" and I'm like guys... that's not the point. The point is Orihime is not part of Ichigo's other life. Any shinigami stuff from now on is none of her business. She's going to stay at home while Kazui and Ichigo go off and save the world. Ichigo is going to be fighting by Rukia and Renji while Orihime watches from the sidelines, or worse, doesn't even know what is going on with her husband and son. Orihime is going to be uninformed and abandoned, because she has not proven she is capable of fighting by their sides(go on, @ me. I will fight this. She's a failure.), and also because she prefers a human life over a dead one. Which is ironic, because she married a dead man. Ichigo is a shinigami, and he will be one forever. god forbid she ever meets his Zanpaktou. She would tremble in fear at the monsters her husband harbors in his soul, especially when she realizes they don't care about her and would rather see her dead. (Zangetsu would absolutely kill Orihime. Not sure about Kazui, but Orihime has not accepted Zangetsu, she does not like either of them, and the feeling is assuredly mutual.) frick now I want to make a comic about this
Also still frustrated over Zangetsu's shikai / bankai regression. Kubo once again lied to his audience. Ichigo has no bankai. How ridiculous is that? The main character of BLEACH doesn't have a bankai. Insulting.
(RIP to Chad. He doesn't exist anymore. He's just gone. No mention, no cameo. Gone.)
Kazui is a demon child. That character from the novels? Hikone? They're the same character. Literally same personality, same power level. Its worse because Kazui is a liar. He constantly goes behind his parents' backs. He can summon creepy fish and creepy eyeballs and open portals like is ANYONE aware of this? How has SS not kidnapped Ichigo's son and experimented on him / locked away his powers yet? All substitute shinigami require a reiatsu controlling / spy badge to keep them in line. Where is Kazui's? Or is he just a weird fullbringer?
I was worried Kubo was gonna try and pull a knock off Boruto but luckily he kept the focus on Ichigo and the others. But that being said, Ichika and Kazui are now just... sort of there? Kazui was kinda just.... having his own adventure that doesn't matter to the plot at hand, and Ichika had some nice characterization at first but she just hid behind her dad the whole time.
I have a feeling Kazui is gonna step in at the last minute or do some major behind the scenes thing that indirectly interferes with the main plot so no one will realize how powerful and dangerous he actually is. Its sad because Ichika is the superior character in personality and likability, but she clearly is not going to have a bigger part in this.
Ichigo having a normal life after everything still feels extremely boring and uncomfortable to me. Everyone's like 'I'm still bLEACH!" but.... BLEACH just... doesn't feel like BLEACH anymore. It hasn't for a while now.
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There's two new shinigami characters. Didn't care for the girl, but the Sign Language kid who talks to animals is adorable ... however... he just reminds me of Chad, and I just... it hurts knowing Chad has essentially been deleted. Chad and Orihime are officially benched. They have chosen the human world, and Orihime has given Ichigo his spawn so she has no more use/purpose to him anymore... ////sigh
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Also. This is claimed to be a new "arc". So is the BLEACH manga coming back? What is happening. I thought Kubo was tired and didn't want to do BLEACH anymore. I thought Shounen Jump cut him off. People made so many excuses for Kubo and why the past two arcs have been so badly written the past 6 years and now almost everything they've attempted to defend him with has been revoked.
BLEACH is going to continue to screw up its plot lines and characters, so Its probably best for it to stay dead but I've seen a lot of Kubo stans drooling over this content, they're desperate for BLEACH's return, but its already given out all its possible revelations. There's really nothing else to top here. It's just going to make things up as it goes along ,and I'm not really here for half-assed writing like that, especially since the damage of rushing the previous manga has already been done. Kubo and Shounen Jump are riding off a money nostalgia. None of this was planned.
Honestly though.... overall feeling of this chapter, not as bad as it could have been.
Syazel stole the spotlight, and he's my friend's favorite character, so that's all that really matters.
#bleach#bleach spoilers#spoilers#text post#anti bleach 686#anti ichihime#ask#tite kubo#technically anti renruki too but#ichihime destroys the plot more than renruki#renruki feels like an after thought#they're only together for kazui and ichika's existence#but if these two are lacking in use if BLEACH were to continue then why have them at all#even tho ive tagged this as anti ichihime#interestingly enough there is no ichihime interaction or really mention at all in this chapter
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