#lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[ciclic-history]

[livingd3adqpid]

♡◇ Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off ◇♡

-P!ATD. ( for @m2valentineplaylist )

(Full (( slightly suggestive )) drawing below the cut) Those depicted in this drawing are consenting adults. - MINORS DNI!!

[fatallyfaee]

Guyzzzz, I cut my first emo fringe :p

[beets-and-hottea]

I made this

[invisiblhoax]

introducing my sister to REAL music we are so back!!

[merry-and-gayla]

ryan!

[surrenderth3night]

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off live in Chicago is so satisfying idk yall don’t get it

[cat-in-an-antique-store]

Hi I made a Kawoshin edit :) you ppl get to be the first to see it :3

It’s 4am and I can’t get them off my mind HELP BRO

[ryleewilees]

The way I need a Bridgerton (Benedict) fic with Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have vibes

[pessimistic-cherry]

I need a girlblogger bestie (by bestie I mean girlfriend)

[campbuggy]

🎶so testosterone buoys and harlequin shrimp will you dance to this beat and hold a lubber close🎶

[cini3139]

[fizziedoodle]

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking, As you're sliding off your dress?

Then think of what you did- and how I hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim, And your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.

I've got more wit, a better kiss. A hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me. Girl, I was it, look past the sweat, A better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat. No, no, no, you know it will always just be me.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster! So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat And hold a lover close?

- Panic! At The Disco ; Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

[deathwish-mp3]

SO TESTORONE BOYS AMD HAAARLEQUIN GIRLS WILL YOU DANCE TO THIS BEAT AMD HOLD A LOVER CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[tsumikoz]

let’s pick up pick up

[letshakethispoetoutofthebeast]

~Original song lyrics I wrote [HELP BOOST!!]~

Brief warning!! Kind of a raunchy and explicit song (especially considering I am VERY much a virgin). This song is pretty sexual and has themes of religion and witchcraft but was intended to be comedic, and a stab at the witch trials of the 17th and 18th century. This song was heavily inspired by some of P!ATD early songs (mostly ‘lying is the most fun…’ and ‘but its better if you do’)

“Toast To Infidelity (‘O’ Is For Arousal)”

Head between her legs, fire on her tongue

Bottle ‘o pheromones, jars full of rum

Gluttonous whispers upon her seashell teeth

Hot dreams of being the man underneath

Wrap her boa around his legs

Brushes all paint her like the moon

Release them panting like bitches in heat

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal) [x 2]

Tachycardic hands slithering down south

To her estrogen… ‘O’ filled mouth

Naivety in his testosteroneless eyes

New client, new night, same disguise (and piracy)

Preach what you will, contradict what you can, but there is only one hole you will ever fill

Wrap her boa around his legs

Brushes all paint her like the moon

Release them panting like bitches in heat

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal) [x 2]

Tachycardic hands slithering down south

To her estrogen… ‘O’ filled mouth

(It would) be shocking how much (woman parts) go for these days, down a few bottles virginity haze, crystal white boots though its all an illusion, the only cross that she bears is (a) feminine contusion

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal)

“By the court of the state” (To her estrogen)

“And the church” (‘O’ filled mouth)

“Has been found guilty of” (To her estrogen)

“Adultury and witchcraft” (‘O’ filled mouth)

“And therefore will be sentenced to death” (‘O’ is for arousal)

(‘O’ is for arousal) [x 3]

Backstory: This song (at least how I pictured it) is a story of a 1600s sex-worker accused of witchcraft by seducing the village men #girlboss

I imagined this through the POV of an adolescent loser boy (~17 years old) who is infatuated with the woman’s beauty, so he just kind of watches her like a creep. She is accused by the priest (think Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) and the bridge/outro is basically her trial and inevitable death.

I’m not exactly sure where I got this FREAKY idea from but it was definitely inspired by afycso. I’m working on getting an actual demo out and not just lyrics but that could easily take a few weeks…

Hope you enjoyed… or learned something new about yourself ;))