#lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[junkiepunkie]

[pretentious geek voice]: erm- I think you’ll find that Lying is the most fun a girl can have, without taking her clothes off at least!

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[heartz4shauna]

a fever you can’t sweat out came out in 2005. challengers is partially set in 2006. who do you think was replaying lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off during the motel scene…

[beets-and-hottea]

I made this

[invisiblhoax]

introducing my sister to REAL music we are so back!!

[merry-and-gayla]

ryan!

[cat-in-an-antique-store]

Hi I made a Kawoshin edit :) you ppl get to be the first to see it :3

It’s 4am and I can’t get them off my mind HELP BRO

[surrenderth3night]

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off live in Chicago is so satisfying idk yall don’t get it

[ryleewilees]

The way I need a Bridgerton (Benedict) fic with Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have vibes

[pessimistic-cherry]

I need a girlblogger bestie (by bestie I mean girlfriend)

[cr33p-a-z01d]

SO TESTORONE BOYS AMD HAAARLEQUIN GIRLS WILL YOU DANCE TO THIS BEAT AMD HOLD A LOVER CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[tsumikoz]

let’s pick up pick up

[letshakethispoetoutofthebeast]

~Original song lyrics I wrote [HELP BOOST!!]~

Brief warning!! Kind of a raunchy and explicit song (especially considering I am VERY much a virgin). This song is pretty sexual and has themes of religion and witchcraft but was intended to be comedic, and a stab at the witch trials of the 17th and 18th century. This song was heavily inspired by some of P!ATD early songs (mostly ‘lying is the most fun…’ and ‘but its better if you do’)

“Toast To Infidelity (‘O’ Is For Arousal)”

Head between her legs, fire on her tongue

Bottle ‘o pheromones, jars full of rum

Gluttonous whispers upon her seashell teeth

Hot dreams of being the man underneath

Wrap her boa around his legs

Brushes all paint her like the moon

Release them panting like bitches in heat

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal) [x 2]

Tachycardic hands slithering down south

To her estrogen… ‘O’ filled mouth

Naivety in his testosteroneless eyes

New client, new night, same disguise (and piracy)

Preach what you will, contradict what you can, but there is only one hole you will ever fill

Wrap her boa around his legs

Brushes all paint her like the moon

Release them panting like bitches in heat

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal) [x 2]

Tachycardic hands slithering down south

To her estrogen… ‘O’ filled mouth

(It would) be shocking how much (woman parts) go for these days, down a few bottles virginity haze, crystal white boots though its all an illusion, the only cross that she bears is (a) feminine contusion

Running home from midnight mass

Rosary tucked below her ass-

-tronomically crimson gaze

The gaze shaped like an ‘O’ (is for arousal)

“By the court of the state” (To her estrogen)

“And the church” (‘O’ filled mouth)

“Has been found guilty of” (To her estrogen)

“Adultury and witchcraft” (‘O’ filled mouth)

“And therefore will be sentenced to death” (‘O’ is for arousal)

(‘O’ is for arousal) [x 3]

Backstory: This song (at least how I pictured it) is a story of a 1600s sex-worker accused of witchcraft by seducing the village men #girlboss

I imagined this through the POV of an adolescent loser boy (~17 years old) who is infatuated with the woman’s beauty, so he just kind of watches her like a creep. She is accused by the priest (think Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) and the bridge/outro is basically her trial and inevitable death.

I’m not exactly sure where I got this FREAKY idea from but it was definitely inspired by afycso. I’m working on getting an actual demo out and not just lyrics but that could easily take a few weeks…

Hope you enjoyed… or learned something new about yourself ;))

[shadowismybias]

saw this cat and thought of this

[zommmbieee]

𝔸 𝔽𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℂ𝔸ℕ’𝕋 𝕊𝕎𝔼𝔸𝕋 𝕆𝕌𝕋

-introduction

-The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage

-London Beckoned For Songs About Money Written by Machines

-Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks

-Camisado

-Time to Dance

-Lying is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

INTERMISSION 🎭

-But It’s Better if You Do

-I Write Sins Not Tragedies

-I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

-There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet

-Build God, Then We’ll Talk

[embermint000x]

no, no, no, you know it will always just be me

[emo-ish]

I was the the forest today listening to patd all dayy 🎵