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Lycan Colony gifs. In case anyone cares
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Kind of obsessed with this DIY werewolf suit made for the 2006 micro budget film Lycan Colony- a movie I've seen described as "so bad that not even Rifftrax makes it watchable."
Regardless of the quality, I still think it's so cool that people just make movies because the tools are available to them and they want to do it.
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Lycan Colony (2006) // Dir. Rob Roy
#Lycan Colony#Rob Roy#Russ Allen#Gretchen Weisiger#Lycan Colony Gifs#Gifs#B Movies#B Movie#Low Budget Movies#Cult Movies#B Movie Gifs#Movie#Horror#AVB#AVBGifs#AVLycanColony#AVLycanColonyGifs#AVBHorror
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Review - Lycan Colony (2006)
Do you like bad movies? If your answer was yes, then you are going to love Lycan Colony, a 2006 shot on video obscurity that Visual Vengeance released as a collector’s edition Blu-ray.
https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2023/11/16/lycan-colony-2006-review/
#lycan colony#movie review#voices from the balcony#horror movie#horror movies#monster movies#werewolves#visual vengeance
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Isolated Between Mountains, EVIL Rises Out of the Refuge. "Lycan Colony" reviewed! (Visual Vengeance / Blu-ray)
“Lycan Colony” available on Blui-ray Collector’s Edition! A big city surgeon on the mend of an alcohol problem and two siblings searching for their father who disappeared in the mountains hunting a mysterious big game find themselves in a small town inhabited by an ancient werewolf tribe. Mostly seeking a peaceful way of life, many of the werewolves have tamed their inner beast to live normally…
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#2006#Alcoholism#Bill Finley#Bill Sykes#Bill Van Ryn#blu-ray#Dave Wascavage#Gretchen Weisiger#horror#Hypnagogic#Kadrolsha Ona Carole#Kristi Lynn#Libby Collins#Lycan Colony#lycanthropes#MiniDV#MVD#MVDVisual#New Hampshire#Panasonic DVX100#Paul Henry#practical effects#RiffTrax#Roy Roy#Sam Panico#Sean Burgoyne#Sophia Wong#SOV#Stephen Gammell#Steve Pascucci
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lycan colony is a really good rifftrax episode because it’s….. well, it sure is a movie that exists…..
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LYCAN COLONY (2006) A town full of werewolves! Reviews and Blu-ray news
Lycan Colony is a 2006 American supernatural horror film in which two siblings and a newly settled doctor’s family discover the local town folk are good and evil werewolves! Written, produced, photographed, directed, edited and scored by Rob Roy. The Wits’-End Entertainment production stars Sean Burgoyne, Kadrolsha Ona Carole, Libby Collins, Bill Finley, Paul Henry, Kristi Lynn, Steve Pascucci,…
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#2006#Bill Finley#Kadrolsha Ona Carole#Libby Collins#Lycan Colony#movie film#review reviews#RiffTrax#Rob Roy#Sean Burgoyne#Visual Vengeance Blu-ray#werewolves horror#worst films ever made
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Derek now looks like a Raccoon because I said so[Mostly cause of the eyebags- and the possibility of having rabies- also maybe his main and tail lol]
My excuse for this is that technically Raccoons are very closely related to bears, and also technically bears are more related to dogs.
So now I'm making my profile a raccoon because I have run out of Derek pictures.
#aphmau#aphverse#aphblr#mystreet#aphmau mystreet#derek lycan#aphmau derek#raccoons#raccoon#mystreet derek#tw derek lycan#this is the real reason derek owns raccoons#because he's making his own colony#rewrite#headcanon#unless i make a derek picture with him with raccoon ears and tail.. that's the only one i'm willing to do of him without cursing at my own#drawing lol
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Can you share some of your favorite and least favorite horror movies?
Some of my favorites are Scream 1996, Dark Water 2002, The Crow, Jennifer's Body, Rec, Se7en, Saw, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Zombieland, Night of the Living Dead, Get Out, The Stepford Wives 1975, 28 Days Later, The Silence of the Lambs, Carrie 1976, American Psycho, the Fear Street trilogy, Zombieland, Malignant, Us, Rosemary's Baby 1968, Poltergeist, Stoker, Bones and All, Snakes on a Plane, Zombeavers, Tremors, Kairo, The Thing 1982, Vamp, Alien, Return of the Living Dead, Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus, Cabin in the Woods, El Orfanato, Fright Night 2011, The Craft, Ginger Snaps, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade, Alien vs Predator, You're Next, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Signs, Chronicle, Mandy, The Devil's Backbone, Planet Terror, Train to Busan, Nope, The Descent, The Doom Generation, Prey, Midsommar, The Host 2006, The Eye 2002, Suspiria 1977 and 2019, The Invisible Man 1933 and 2020, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984, Resident Evil 2002, Ready or Not, Trick r Treat, Delicatessen, The Blair Witch Project, Thirst 2009, Thirst 2019, Friday the 13th 1980, The People Under the Stairs, The Moth Diaries, Final Destination, Hereditary, The Village, Bride of Chucky, A Quiet Place, Candyman 1992 and 2021, Censor, Dead Snow, The Velocipastor, 8 Legged Freaks, Barbarian, M3gan, Zombie Tidal Wave, Pumpkinhead, Detention 2011, Insidious, The Fog 1980, Donnie Darko, Annabelle: Creations, The Blob 1988, It 2017, Sinister, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fresh, and Black Christmas 1974
Some I dislike are The Hills Have Eyes franchise, Cabin Fever 2002, the Hostel franchise, Martyrs, My Bloody Valentine 2009, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2014, Rob Zombie's Halloween movies, Terrifier, Thankskilling, The Boy, Prom Night 2008, Dawn of the Dead 2004, Lycan Colony, Splice, One Missed Call 2008, Detention 2010, The Fog 2005, The Roommate, The Bye Bye Man, Wish Upon, Truth or Dare, Creepshow 2, Prometheus 2012, Annabelle 2014, The Purge, The Conjuring movies
I am extremely lenient with horror movies tbh for me to outright dislike one it essentially has to either bore me or feature unnecessary gratuitous rape/threats of rape--or be a bad remake.
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ALL RIGHT so
You guys asked for it, here it is :D
I mean, we’ve got vampire drones, zombie drones (and also ghost drones thanks to @jamieenthusiast’s epic AU) - soo how about some wereanimal/lycanthrope drones?
- Uzi and Nori are Zburators/Lycan Drones who live out in the woods with a bunch of wolves (might get into spec. evo stuff who knows hehe). Their consciousness gets released into their wolf forms when they sleep, like some kinda ghost in the machine.
- Nori is a prisoner of the drone colony near the woods, trapped in her zburator form. She’s been in her cage for a while, which, needless to say, is. uh. not great on her mental health.
- In this AU, the Murder Drones were given rise to in order to help protect (*cough* control *cough*) the workers and contend with the wolves and Lycan Drones (though not many actually know about the latter). (Might also fiddle w/ the DDs’ ability sets in this AU too)
- N is still an MD, and comes across Uzi while out in the woods by himself. There’s a situation where she bites him by accident (or maybe on purpose), turning him into a Zburator, then they start bonding and he starts sneaking out to see her when his LD powers start manifesting, and she teaches him to use them - follows the general plot of Wolfwalkers (haven’t figured out all the details yet).
- Also idk what to call this AU so. I’d love to hear your ideas *rubs hands together gleefully*
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones nori#nori doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones au#wolfwalkers au#skystriders au#random snippets of my day
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FLAGS LIST
🥊 GENDERS
ANIMAL ; thingmutt , traumamutt , minecraftbattic , batfreak , pigfreak , pigbitch , muttfreak , taxidermbatial
HORROR ; scenegirlvampial/sceneboyvampial , ghostfaceplushic/mimyersplushic , werebatthing , woundbeartrapic , jigsawpigapprentic , deaditechainsawic , faithgoric , jigsawpigplushic
BOY/GIRL ; boymutt/girlmutt , werebatboy/werebatgirl , holyboy/holygirl , dirtbagteenboy/dirtbagteengirl , stinkboy/stinkgirl , goreboy/goregirl , frankenboy/frankengirl , weaponboy/weapongirl , butcherboy/butchergirl , roachboy/roachgirl , psychoboy/psychogirl , autocanniboy/autocannigirl
OTHER ; dirtbagteenic , rockstarscientist/kaijuscientist , boygirlvillain , transsexual man/woman , falseprophetic , unholyprophetic , firstrulequotic , tylersgonequotic , fathersbailquotic
🥊 ORIENTATIONS
LESBIAN ; man eating lesbian , reverse beartrap lesbian , mutt lesbian , doomed-by-the-narrative lesbian , mutt butch/mutt femme , mutt futch , soapshipping lesbian
GAY ; man eating gay , bipolar gay , doomed-by-the-narrative gay , bat (twink) , mean twink , werewolf fag , horror fag , evil twink , mutt fag , dogboy twink/puppyboy twink , bat fag , pathetic twink , faggot transsexual , twink transsexual , evil fag , pretty twink , soapshipping gay
BISEXUAL ; girl-crazy bi/boy-crazy bi
ID4ID ; riddler4batman/batman4riddler , bat4bat , joker4batman/batman4joker , superman4batman/batman4superman
🥊 GENDER SYSTEMS
GENDERLABRAT ; boylabrat/girllabrat , experimentlabrat , scientistlabrat , subjectlabrat , vamplabrat , deadlabrat
GENDERHAUNTED ; priesthaunted
🥊 OTHER
BPD ; jekhydebpd , lycanbpd
BIPOLAR ; bipolar gay
NEOAGABS ; assigned freak at birth , assigned riddle at birth , assigned lycan at birth , assigned enigma at birth
ALTERHUMAN ; transspecies raccoon , transspecies bat , transspecies werebat , transspecies weremutt , vigilante archetrope , unreliable narrator archetrope , gotham rogue archetrope , mad scientist archetrope , loser protagonist archetrope , false prophet archetrope , jigsaw apprentice archetrope , hunt/hunt avatar kin , miscechiropter , pack dynamics , colony dynamics
PLURAL ; slasher system , horror system
#mogai#mogai flag#xenogender#flag coining#mogai coining#mogai term#mogai gender#xeno coining#liom coining#liom gender#liom term
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Wednesday in BNHA
You know what? Why the hell not? It's not like I could hate my life more than before.
So, the Wednesday Netflix series existed in this bizarre universe called a crossover. However, I gonna expand and change some kf the lore because I kinda hate it. Also, this is a Wenclair fic, of course.
History
Not much, just that Ostrace, mytholog/magical beings (I not calling them outcast, so stupid of a name) lived in hiding Harry Potter-style until the First Quirk generation happened. Since Non-Quirks -the majority - either, at the best, barely tolerated them, it created an unusual alliance. They formed either community or enclave to protect themselves from non-Quirks. Many were killed during the Exposure.
However, after the Great Awakening, Quirks-Ostrace relationships are kind of stagnated. Ostrace are more accepted west of the Rocky Mountains due to their alliance, but east is dependable. In half of Eastern Europe, many outright despises them, especially against Vampire (will explain that later).
They do have good relations with the Boiling Isles, and some are accepted into isles.
Ostrace... ethnicities? Race? Species?
There are many different types of Ostrace, but they could be categorized in 5 major category: Therians (shape-shifters), Sanguinarians (feeds on blood/aether), Otherkins (mixture of human and animal), Mage-kinds (Humans with innate magic), and Miscraces (difficult to categorized). Every Ostrace is innate to magic. Ostrace made up 1% of non Witch-Kinds, Demon-Kinds, Amphibians, and whatever is going on in Mewni world population, which is 128 million. Also, Ostraces are not different species but are the same ones (for in-types). For instance, Lycan and Kitsune are the same species but just different ethnicities.
Ostrace cannot genetically inherited quirks. However, it is possible for non-quirks and quirks to wield magic, though difficult, especially those who have quirks (oof, Luz). Many, if not all, Ostraces believe in local deities and stuff, like Kitsunes believing the 9-tail Fox and Lycans believing Selene. The reason is that universal religions usually focus only on humans (excluding Mage-kind). It doesn't help that many, especially Christianity and Islam, kinda committed mass ethnic cleansing and stuff.
Therians or Furs
Derive from therianthropy, it means that people have the ability to shift into animal, usually referred to their inner-beast. Though they're widespread, they shifted into specific animals depending on regions. Lycans, for instance, are founded in Europe, and they can shift into wolves. They can only shift in their full form if it's between waxing and waning gibbous. Or they are wearing a special amulet that it allows them to shift one. However, shifting with this method drains a lot of energy, especially in the waning phases. They could shift into a furry-like form daily (lol). Young Lycans have difficulty controlling their wolf form during their adolescence.
Another Therian ethnicity is Kitsune, or Fox-shifters, in East Asia. Their shifting is more malleable than Lycans; they could shift into an actual fox size daily or could shift into a horse-size fox between waxing and waning gibbous. They can also keep some fox trait in their human form !usuallyears and tails). Kistune hates humans, especially men, due to many atrocities committed by them. There are a handful of Kistune colonies, the highest population - almost 25k - live in the independent State of Hokkaido. They have the longest lifespan among Therians (a millennium), how many tails indicate how old they are (maximum is nie), and they're a mono-sex race (meaning they have gay sex to reproduce, lol).
Hydes like Tyler will be categorized here, though they're viewed more like curses than Therians.
Sanguinarians or Fangs
Sanguinarians are being who need to feed on blood and/or aether from another being in order to live. Some ethnicities are vampire ( the most famous, can turn into bats, also called European lesser vampire, and more common), Nosferatu (can turn into a horse-size flightless bat, called European greater vampire, and are rarer), Penanggal (lived across East and Southeast Asia, have bat-wings, could detach their head and enlarge it, also, too, have lesser and greater kinds), etc.
What makes a vampire a lessers and greaters is based on how they feed. If they drink only blood, they will be a lesser, if aether (for a long period) than greater. Lessers are weaker than greaters, have shorter lifespans (500 comparative to 1000+ years), have fewer thralls (1-3 to 100s), and greaters can either turn humans into their kind or can reproduce (lesser are sterile). However, lessers could survive in sunlight, though weakened (greater will combust intofire). Lessers could willingly be misanthrope, greaters have psychopathic traits, including apathetic towards humans (and likely other races) and only viewing them as food, or at least inferior.
The reason why vampires are despised in Eastern Europe is that after Quirks started forming, Russia started another conquest into the region. The Manse of Dracula, who secretly ruled Transylvania (Grand Duchy of Transylvania), allied with Russia in exchange for POW, or any Eastern Euro civilians, as blood supplies (think Promised Neverland). Because of that, many Eastern Euro hated them, excepted Transylvanians, because they were except from it and protected from the war (they still expected to pay taxes though a liter of blood per month).
Yoko Tanaka (lesser) is a member of Manse of Dracula, and she is related to Carmilla (greater).
Otherkins or Scales/Stoners
Otherkins are a bit of a board term but mainly means their body are a mixture of human animal, and unlike Therians, it's their true form. They could still form a full human form, either self-casting or using an amulet like Therians. Like Therians and Sanguinarians, they have different ethnicities that many non-ostrace thought they were different speicies. However, unlike them, Otherkins has a like raco-ethnic thing (?). Like, technically they're the same speicies, but like there are groups that are not considered in the same race. Like Sirens (living in warmer) and Mer-forks (colder climate and are fatter) will considered the same race but just different ethnicities. But some with similar characteristics are considered different speices, like Grogan, are considered the same race with Lamia, Nāga, and the likes ( they, like Kitsune, are mono-sex race). There are other Otherkins like Centaur, Satyr, Harpy/Sirin/Kinnara (mono-sex), etc.
Like Therians, some have difficulty with their power in their adolescence, like Ajax and Grogans, who have to wear slouchy hat in order not to turn themselves or other into stone. It is with age and practice that they don't need to wear it.
For interspecies childrearing, they don't have hybrids. Instead, the infant will inherited one of the parents race, but will get either of their characteristics. For instance, if Yoko and Divina where to have children one day, they will either be a vampire or siren, but they will get both parents' physical traits, being biracial
(G-d, I hope this doesn't sound like scientific racism, fucking shit.)
Mage-Kinds
Mage, spellcastor, whatever you want to call it, they are humans who have, for generations, practice magic or some form of it. I will kinda base their society on HP, though not as much. They don't really form large, complex governmental structures until after their reveal. They form enclaves that help concealed magic away from non-quirk and create schooling for becoming mages, which then start accepting other Ostrace. Mage-Kinds do discrimination against other Ostraces (Nevermore was meant to school non-humans because Mage-kind academies never accepted their enrollments).
There are some Mage-kind that practice magic differently and formed more isolated society like Witch clans. Witch Clans practice witchcraft and are all women. They existed for many centuries but became more isolated during the Witch Hunt, rarely interacting with other non-Witch Ostraces, even after magic was exposed to non-Quirks (they use magic in order to have children). Eugene Ottinger-Xul, for instance, along with his mothers, was formerly in a Witch Clan until he identified as a boy (he's trans). Since men are forbidden, the Matriarch demanded the mothers to stop his transition, and when they refused, they were banished. (It's not because he's trans, but due he being a boy now. Many clans have accepted transwomen into their, it only that Eugene now identified himself as a boy is the problem.)
Miscrace
Miscraces (miscellany races) are a group of races that are unrelated and cannot be categorized, are too unique to form into one, or other reason.
Some Miscrace are Yeti, kappa/dai-kappa (mono-sex), Bake-danuki, Dragon-kin (both lesser and greater), Ymir-barn (sometimes called Jotnar, believed to be extinct), Troll (nice people, many are against eating sapients), etc.
Magic
I basing the magic system from my own original universe, one of which is called Erden (Earth in Anglisċ; the Norman never invaded England, and Doggerland is visible. Also, Doggerland is the Riverland version of Erden). Mainly, magic is more scientific, that there is an energy called Aether that binds the Five Fundamental Forces of Nature, and therefore, connected every particle in the universe. That means every living species, including bacterias, fungus, plants, animals, and sapients, including humans, has it. The only reason non-mage/non-quirks humans didn't discover it before because either they don't have the right equipment (needing it either infused with aetheric energy or aetheric tech) or because they mistake it for something else (it is radioactive).
(You will die of acute radiation poison from being near them if you're not a Witch-Kind, Deomon-Kind, or Ostrace).
There are different applications of magic, like focusing magic (chi ) more inward, which could increase strength and use hand motion with symbols to cast spells (like Naruto). But that is too difficult, physically intense, and takes too long. There are magic systems that are more scientific, like wizardry and alchemy (just chemistry with aetheric applications).
For wizardry, it is the most common school of magic due to 1. Quite easy to learn, master, and has far more versatility to aplicated. And 2. Colonialism. Wizards use ambient magic to cast spells, channeling it through their body to cast it, using a wand (or a staff if you need to blow up a building) as a conductor. If casting too long or using an over-excessive amount of magic, it could, in best case, only cause nerve damage, or worst case, bring burnt up like a bonfire. Witch-kinds mock them for using a "baby wand," wizards mock them for getting asthma if they used magic for too long.
Wizardry constructed a language and writing script for their spells. Languages, they realize, are just programming people to recognize objects and abstracts with symbols and sounds. If I ask you what-
🍎 -this is almost every answer will be Apple. But other people will also answer rither manzana, apfel, tuffah, tapuach, ringo, elma, quả táo, which all mean apple but in different languages.
So, wizards use their conlang to "program" themselves by focusing on a specific word (usually pronouncing it) and conducting aether to cast a spell. Because of this, it could take hours, maybe weeks to learn and cast spells. Also, using this conlang for conversation is forbidden; it is possible to accidentally cast a spell.
The conlang is based on Latin, and it uses a runic (like Germanic rune) syllabary (like Japanese) writing system in order to engrave it onto stones for warding. One such spell is Lusi -light, and it's spoken in two syllabaries, lu-si.
Sorcery isn't a different way of casting magic but continues a field in an advanced form of schooling, like post-grads and master's degrees.
There are different fields of wizardry, including but not limiting to: biourgy (studying and applications of magic in life), geourgy (study and application of geology), aethology (physic, but aether is involved), technurgy/magitek (engineering with magic, instance crafting a magitek wand with room-temperature superconductor as the core length with coils, the tip is the emitter which the aether casted through. The handle has memory chips that stored runic spells, which the caster recalled through a neuro-link), and thaumaturgy (medicine involving magic).
Dark magic and light magic do not truly exist to the extent, it's mainly involve ideology, how magic should be used, and what is considered to be good or not. it could be malleable. Some said that thaumaturgy is considered light magic while necromancy is dark magic. However, necromancy involves biourgy, especially thaumaturgy, which is considered light magic.
Resurrection (which is considered necromancy) is possible, either through magic or science. Though it require conditions (how high their aether levels are, how long were they dead, is the body still intact, were they cremated, how radioactive is the body).
Also, if Star wishes to destroy magic, it will cause the universe to implode (oof). Magic is aether, and aether is the binding agent of the five fundamental forces of nature. Without it, it will cause matter to break away, weakening gravitational force. Stars will stop fusing, and all the elements will be gone. Living beings will be dead instantly, though, so that's good.
There is a type of magic called Fael magic. Some spells like the killing curse-like spell (which is just highly intense and focus gamma-ray. Like, not only does it kill the victim, but it severed the soul from the body violently. So not only can't they be rez, but their body is corrupted, and their soul cannot be seance. Some believe their soul is actually destroyed, too), a necromancy spell that required a corpse to be killed by a KC, a torture-like curse that doesn't torture the body but the soul. The reason why is called Fael magic, other than how cruel the spells are, is due to how it affects the castors. This is because they're self-inducing gamma-ray into themselves every time they cast a fael spell. Yes, Fael magic cause radiation poisoning. Not even the Addams will even tolerate this kind of magic (not self-inducing gamma-ray part. They think it healthy, being good for the soul and all).
Manse of Addams
They are still weird even by Ostrace stranded, and while anybody still trying to adjust living in a hero/magical/alien(?)/demon world and saying, "I hate living in interesting times!", an Addams will only say,"Ah! What an amazing time we are living in!"
Like how they are in canon, they are far more acceptable to all people, no matter their species, quirk-status, or who they love. While interspecies are barely tolerated in a lot of places, even if they are very humanoid, the Addams will happily welcome them into the family. While Tsuyu faces discrimination and shit for having a frog mother, Wednesday will happily and proudly say, "Ah, yes, my uncle is courting a lovely Weftoad (male toad)." They also have almost every type of species in their blood: Mewmans, Witch-Kinds, Demon-Kinds, Lycans, Penanggals, Kitsunes, Amphibians, Vampire, etc. The things they don't have, if not rarely, are quirks, and that only because their magical side keep impeding it (though they could marry or adopt in the family).
There is also a Witch clan in the family like the Frump. Though they don't accept men in their ranks, they do keep in contact with them, and some have married men (like Morticia), which is very unusual with Witches.
Wednesday, whose full name is Wednesday Friday Frump-Guzman From Manse of Addams, is also a Kalifornana (Gomez is one), though she isn't a Califinitan.
Uh, what else is there. Enid is transfem in this one. Ironically, even though she born in California, she isn't a Kalifornana since the city she was born and raise in, Redien, isn't considered part of what's called Kalifornan Border (an ethnicity border). So, this cause Enid to have somewhat of an identity crisis, along with her not wolfing out. While Nevermore Academy (twice as big and larger student body) is meant for Ostrace and magi, they do now have a pro-hero program so their could be more Ostrace heros. Gonna find a reason why Wednesday will join the hero program.
Almost finished a post meant for only California
#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#bnha fanon#mha fanon#bnha fanfic#mha fanfic#bnha au#mha au#wednesday netflix#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wenclair#crossover#lore#wlw#sapphic#yoko tanaka#eugene ottinger#divina wednesday
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Woke up the day I was quitting & first instinct was to start drinking everything left in freezer from night before. You know. In that helpful self sabotage kinda way. Frantic all day at the prospect of sobriety. Threw a few mini waterworks sessions in for good measure. I'm not the indestructible monster truck of my dreams.
Watched ONE 166 and holy shit why have I not been watching this?! Yamakita, Saldoev, Kuzmin. Sousa grappling match. Hated the monkey God bs so fucking much but wtf did Brooks do to Pacio?! DAMN. Wincing so hard on those replays. Malykhin is a fucking sweet beast wtf. Good shit all around. Not fully grasping the rules w/ yellow card bs and disqualifying but I'll figure it out. All I got is time.
Rifftrax on Prime. Guys. Lycan Colony. WOW. Tippy-top-tier trash. Holy shit. Acting and dialogue brutal, star-wipe level fx, SOV at night, chainsaw editing, aspect ratio randomly changes, so fucking good. (Wild Eye released Blu w/ Rifftrax track among extras)
Oh! My archive has been gone for 2 days now. Maybe I'll get nuked again. Whatever. Can only handle one problem at a time. If this blog disappears I'll be @brokenpromisesandburninghouses
Two down 28 to go. Cautiously optimistic on day 3. haha
"It will get worse before it gets better." - Dalton
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Strauss was a native German speaker, though there were woefully few opportunities to use it in the States (he had ceased referring to them as "the colonies" after much correcting.) It wasn't the only language he had in his repertoire that he had long since ceased using, however. Latin was a language even longer dead than he was.
But much like himself, it lived on in a newer and much evolved form. The word "Company" came to mind. 'Com' meaning 'together,' and 'Panis' meaning 'bread.' Someone you would have bread with.
He could no longer eat bread. But the vegan grilled cheese and tomato soup combo would be a fine supper for a certain lycan, if he would open the door. Strauss knocked quietly at Troy's dorm.
A muffled "go away." Came from the other side.
Strauss didn't go away. He also was too polite to simply push his way in. So he stood there and allowed the smell of hot food to permeate and the strength of his silence become defeaning. Soon he heard a grunt of annoyance and footsteps.
Troy opened the door.
"I told you to git."
"Of course. You don't mean it though. Besides, you must be hungry."
"I don't want to eat. I don't deserve to eat."
"Oh shut up."
Strauss pushed his way into the room, Troy submitted tiredly and dragged himself back to his bed, where he burrowed under a thick comforter. "I'm not coming out. I'm not eating it."
"I went through the trouble of microwaving it for you, you will eat it. Doctor's orders." He set the food down on the night stand and sank into an oversized bean bag chair.
"No."
"Why not?"
"Why not?!" Troy stuck his head out of his blanket sanctuary. "For the same reason you don't eat. Now do you understand?"
"I have begun to increase my meal intake. Do not think my own abstinence is a moral judgment on you. I am, after all, a murderer. I have no basis to pass a moral judgment on you, Troy."
"Well that makes two of us."
"What do you mean by that?"
Troy paused, but burrowed into his blankets without answering the question. Strauss was undeterred.
"Troy. What did you mean by that."
"I mean what I said." Came the muffled reply. He let the comforter fall from his head with a sigh. He eyed the container of food with sad, hungry eyes. "I never told you why I went vegan, did I?"
"No. I did not think it my place to ask. There is a story here?"
"Yeah."
Troy scooted to the edge of his bed and sat facing the vampire, but with his head down staring at the floor. Strauss didn't mind a lack of eye contact, at least.
"You know how you told me you don't eat very much because you're afraid of feeding bad urges?"
"Yes."
"Well. This is sort of related to that. I already told you things were difficult in high school. I was adopted, which already makes you feel like the odd one out. And on top of that I'm gay. I know you don't have much of a frame of reference for this, but rural Minnesota in the early 2000's wasn't necessarily what you'd call a beacon of love and acceptance."
"You were mistreated by your peers?"
"Relentlessly." He sighed. "Every dumb chucklefuck with something to prove would try to pick on me. They'd make fun of me for being fat, not realizing that I'm also just big in general and could pretty easily take most of them. Usually it didn't get physical but there was this one guy."
Troy's voice cracked along with his face, contorting into a deep pained grimace. He inhaled sharply as he continued.
"When I was in my last year of high school this one guy, Derek, thought he'd get the courage to make an example of me. He tried. He nearly succeeded. He was about the only guy in the school almost as big as me. He took me by surprise when I was walking home and we started fighting in this ditch."
"I get the feeling Derek did not win this fight."
"He didn't win. He also didn't survive." Troy swallowed hard.
"I thought he was winning, at first. My heart felt like it was going to explode, and my whole body hurt like a mother fucker. I thought I was dying. I know now I was just...waking up. I wasn't really all there for the rest of the fight. I don't remember a thing before waking up naked and covered in blood in the shelter belt behind my parent's farm. I thought it was MY blood."
He chuckled nervously though tears had begun to fall. "I got cleaned up and waited for my folks to come home to tell them I'd been jumped. I didn't really find any major injuries on myself so I decided not to try and go to the hospital on my own. They were really late coming home that day. Said they had to stop and wait for the cops to let them drive through. Said something bad happened on the road."
Strauss tilted his head. "I understand. The trauma induced your very first shift."
"Yeah. I started losing. I shifted. And I... Strauss, I mauled him. He was so badly torn up that they couldn't even have a real funeral."
"What did you do? Were you a suspect?"
"No. Officially this was the work of an animal attack, and at the time nobody knew what that animal was. Not even me. But what makes me sick to my stomach is that someone blabbed some of the gritty details about what happened after his autopsy was finished. And come to find out not only did I kill him, Strauss..." Troy solemnly looked up to face his friend, his eyes red and watery.
"I ate him."
"I see." Strauss sat quietly for a moment. "I do suppose flesh of any kind might be difficult to stomach, after that. You are perhaps lucky you did not develop a prion disease."
"Not only the disgust. There's this notion about animals, see, that old timers on farms have. It's that if a dog or other animal gets a taste for blood, a taste of raw meat, they get obsessed with it and they don't ever stop killing after that. I stopped eating meat, any meat, trying to starve the wolf. Trying to make sure it didn't come back. And if it did, it would come back weak and docile and too slow and shabby to kill someone again."
"Obviously, it does not work."
"But it did! Sort of! I mean, I haven't killed or seriously hurt ANYONE since that day. And I've had some close calls. Sure the institute helps, but do I really want to take any chances with my diet? But now I've gone off the deep end again. You couldn't even stop me, and you were one of the people on my treatment plan!"
He yelled, and put his hands on his head. "So now I'm taking a page out of your book. I'm just going to stick to a bare bones ration. I'll be too weak to shift, and if I shift I'll be too weak to fight. It's safer."
"No. I simply will not allow it."
"Make me."
"Troy." Strauss stood up. "For one, it sounds as if, even unintentionally, you acted primarily in defense of your own life. Such is the right of any living thing on this planet- to preserve that limited gift against an attacker by any means necessary. For another, if the options are to have you here in front of me or to have a cruel, violent dullard; I will pick you every time."
"You don't know, though. Maybe you would have liked Derek. Maybe he would have matured into something better than what he was. Maybe I robbed the world of someone who could have helped save it."
"He wasn't doing a very good job. And if he had succeeded, he would have a difficult time learning and growing in prison. The world was going to lose him one way or another. Perhaps if he went to meet God, you did him a favor by sending him to the afterlife without the stain of murder on his hands."
"I thought you didn't believe in God." Troy snorted.
"Not believing in and hating are two separate things." He folded his claws neatly. "Truthfully Troy, he sounds like someone I would have also consumed. But, myself with much more guilt than you, because I would have torn him apart and had my fill while lucid and sapient."
"Listen to you talk so big. Aren't you supposed to be "harmless" according to the institute?"
"Formerly harmless. If you remember correctly, I was technically arrested by the Van Helsings under a charge of murder."
"Yeah but didn't that guy have it coming?"
"Exactly. See? I knew you'd get there. Now, come out and eat your sandwich. Please."
"I still don't know if I want to. Even if it is vegan."
"Yes... I often have had some trepidation about consuming blood, even when given to me freely. I have had to learn to accept it as a gift and swallow it along with my feelings. This... "grilled cheese" is my gift to you."
"You're really going to make me eat this, aren't you?"
"Yes. Unfortunately, you cannot undo the harm done to others by harming yourself. Believe me, I have had eons of trying."
"Fine. But on one condition. You hang out with me and chat while I eat it."
"Chatting I can do."
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February 2021: As Ethan begins looking for a way back up, he is attacked and disarmed by Chris Redfield, who angrily tells Ethan he is in the way. Ethan again confronts him for killing Mia, at which point Chris finally explains that the “Mia” he shot in their home was in fact Miranda, who is capable of transforming her appearance at will and kidnapped the real Mia some time ago. Miranda, obviously, survived their initial assault, and broke free from their convoy as they attempted to transport her, Ethan, and Rose away from the Winters’ home. Ethan demands to know why Chris didn’t tell him, and Chris can only say that he didn’t want Ethan getting involved and getting himself killed. He relents as Ethan continues to ask questions, explaining that everything in the Village, from the Lycans to the lords, was created by Miranda using the Mold. His men have recently seen Miranda transporting the relic containing Rose to an area outside of the Village, which Ethan has already learned is to be the beginning of a ceremony in which Miranda intends to resurrect her daughter, Evangeline, using Rose as a vessel for her consciousness. The Megamycete, the Mold colony beneath the Village, has a remarkable ability to catalog and store information, meaning that it contains a recreation of every person who ever died near it or while infected by Mold from its colony. Using her affinity for the Mold and her ability to command the Megamycete, Miranda will channel Evangeline’s consciousness into Rose’s body to resurrect her at the cost of Rose’s life. Ethan wants to go after Miranda right away, but Chris insists he won’t be able to take her on alone. He stays behind to plant explosives beneath the factory to destroy the monsters inside, and sends Ethan to the surface with a tank he found left behind by Heisenberg, and has since repaired for use against Miranda. He instructs Ethan to “stay under the radar,” defeatedly impressed with his determination to stay in the fight, and the two part ways. Unfortunately for Chris’ plans, Heisenberg finds Ethan as soon as he reaches the surface, and a fight breaks out. As they clash, Chris succeeds in destroying the factory, and Ethan eventually manages to kill Heisenberg. After the fight, Chris contacts Ethan, who informs him that he has taken down Heisenberg. Chris tells him to wait for him to get to the surface before attempting to confront Miranda, but Ethan is distracted by the sound of a baby crying, and drops his phone. Mia appears on the battlefield, but Ethan almost immediately realizes she is actually Miranda. He pulls a gun on her, but his bullets have no effect on her, as Miranda returns to her own appearance and summons large, tree-like structures from below the ground, pulled up from the Megamycete. She explains that Rose is special, and could eventually come to control the Megamycete in its entirety. As such, she is the perfect vessel for her deceased daughter. Though Ethan tries to fight back, Miranda is almost able to teleport using the Megamycete. As she and Ethan go back and forth, she reveals herself to have been the strange old woman he previously met in the Village. She implies that Rose’s uniqueness is due to her parentage, and that Ethan himself is something unique. Before Ethan can do much, a root-like extension of the Megamycete pierces him through the chest, becoming Miranda’s arm as she rises from the ground and tears his heart out. Ethan remains conscious for exactly 29 seconds afterwards, hearing as Miranda tells him he, too, will be cataloged by the Megamycete, but is too late to save his daughter. Miranda leaves his body there, dissipating into a flock of crows and fleeing the scene.
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