#luxury dog accessories

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Travel Dog Mat & Bag Online 2 in 1 - Charly Cord

Shop online for the best travel dog mat and bag with 2 in 1 (Charly Cord Dog) at Pet & Co. Fast shipping, comfortable soft fabric, machine washable, designed in Switzerland. Know more:

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Eleganthounds: Luxury Dog Accessories for Posh Pups

Discover a world of opulence and style with our exclusive collection of Luxury Dog Accessories. From designer collars to exquisite beds, Eleganthounds offers the finest in canine couture. Elevate your furry friend's lifestyle with these premium, handcrafted items that combine comfort and sophistication. Indulge in the epitome of luxury for your beloved pet.

[myberties]

Berties Pet Boutique – Dog Collar | Bandana | Jumper | Jackets

Myberties introducing Berties Pet Boutique’s attractive collection of dog accessories and apparel. From charming dog collars that blend style and safety to fashionable bandanas that add flair, and cozy jumpers and jackets that keep your furry friend snug and stylish in all seasons. Our Berties pet boutique offers a range of carefully crafted stylish accessories that prioritize both comfort and fashion, ensuring your dog stands out and stays comfortable on every adventure. Our luxury dog accessories collection makes your dog’s every outing extraordinary.

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Elevate Pet Care with Life's Better: Luxury Dog Accessories UK  

Looking for the finest luxury dog accessories in the UK to pamper your furry friend? Life's Better blends superior quality, style, and functionality to create accessories that make every moment with your pet special. From retractable safety gates to GPS collars, every item is designed with love and care to enhance your pet's life. Explore our exclusive collection and read our blog for tips—visit our website to learn more.

[celementablogs]

Plush Pup Paradise: Bonne et Filou's Playful Canine Companion

Dive into the world of Bonne et Filou's plush dog toys—a symphony of squeaks, whimsical designs, and endless fun for your furry friend. Crafted with love and care, these toys are not just playthings but a delightful experience for your pet.

1. Large Plush Squeaky Dog Toy Set:

Embark on grand adventures with oversized fun. The large plush set offers a blend of squeaks and soft textures, turning playtime into a canine carnival.

2. Macaron Magic - Squeaky Dog Toy:

Treat your pup to the charm of macarons—colorful, squeaky, and a healthy indulgence. It's playtime, redefined with a touch of sweetness.

3. Red Heel Squeaky Dog Shoe Toy:

Step into canine fashion with chic shoe-inspired toys. Perfect for small companions, these toys add flair to playtime with every stylish step.

4. Wine Bottle Squeaky Dog Plush Toy:

Uncork the fun with wine bottle-shaped squeaky toys. A dash of humor and a touch of luxury make playtime sophisticated and entertaining.

5. Small Plush Squeaky Dog Toy Set:

Compact and delightful, the small plush set caters to pint-sized joy. Big on entertainment, it's perfect for smaller companions with a taste for fun.

6. Woof Clicquot - Pawty Set:

Join the celebration with the Pawty Set. It's a festival of toys—bringing joy, festivity, and a touch of canine glamour to your pet's playtime.

Conclusion:

Bonne et Filou's plush toys aren't just toys; they're an invitation to a world of canine indulgence. Treat your pup to the joy, laughter, and sophistication woven into every squeak and playful moment. Because playtime should be as extraordinary as your furry friend.

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Unleash Elegance and Functionality: Choosing the Perfect Luxury Waste Bag Holder for Your Pup

Owning a furry companion comes with a bundle of joys and responsibilities. From choosing the right food to the perfect playtime activities, every decision reflects your care and commitment towards your furry friend. One often overlooked yet crucial aspect is managing waste during walks and outings. This is where a luxury waste bag holder for dogs steps in, seamlessly merging functionality with style. In this guide, we'll explore the world of luxury waste bag holders for dogs, discussing their benefits, features, and how to select the ideal one for your precious pup.

The Benefits of a Luxury Waste Bag Holder

Keeping your pup's outdoor excursions clean and hygienic is not only a considerate gesture towards your community but also vital for your pup's health. Luxury waste bag holders are designed to cater to both these aspects while adding a touch of elegance to your pet's accessories.

1. Functionality Meets Style

Luxury waste bag holders boast not only functionality but also high-end aesthetics. Crafted from premium materials, these holders often feature exquisite designs and fine detailing, making them a statement piece during walks. They seamlessly integrate into your pup's ensemble, elevating their overall appearance.

2. Convenience on the Go

Equipped with easy-to-access compartments and attachment options, luxury waste bag holders ensure that you're always prepared during outdoor adventures with your dog. Most holders come with ample storage space, allowing you to store not only waste bags but also small essentials like keys, treats, or even your smartphone.

3. Durability and Longevity

Investing in a luxury waste bag holder is a commitment to quality. These holders are crafted from durable materials that can withstand the rigors of daily walks and changing weather conditions. The investment pays off in the long run as you won't have to frequently replace cheap, flimsy alternatives.

Selecting the Perfect Luxury Waste Bag Holder

Choosing the right luxury waste bag holder for your dog involves a few key considerations to ensure that both functionality and style are met harmoniously.

1. Size and Compatibility

Consider the size of your dog when selecting a waste bag holder. It should be proportionate to your pup's size and body structure. Additionally, check for compatibility with your dog's harness or collar. Many luxury holders come with versatile attachment options, allowing you to choose what suits your dog best.

2. Material Quality

The material of the waste bag holder greatly influences its durability and appearance. Look for holders made from premium materials such as genuine leather, high-quality fabrics, or even sustainable alternatives like vegan leather. These materials not only ensure longevity but also contribute to the holder's luxurious look.

3. Design and Aesthetics

Luxury waste bag holders come in a variety of designs, from minimalist to ornate. Consider your personal style and your dog's personality when choosing a design. Whether you prefer a classic, timeless look or a modern, eye-catching design, there's a luxury holder to match your preferences.

4. Practicality and Features

Functionality should never be compromised for style. Ensure the waste bag holder has practical features such as easy access to waste bags, secure closures, and additional storage compartments. Some holders even come with built-in dispensers, making it incredibly convenient to pull out waste bags when needed.

5. Cleaning and Maintenance

A luxury waste bag holder that's difficult to clean might lose its appeal over time. Opt for a holder that's easy to wipe clean or can be gently hand-washed. This ensures that the holder maintains its elegance throughout your dog's many adventures.

Conclusion

A luxury waste bag holder for dogs is more than just an accessory; it's a testament to your dedication towards your furry companion's comfort and well-being. By combining practicality with style, these holders enrich your pup's outdoor experiences while reflecting your unique taste. When choosing the perfect luxury waste bag holder, remember to consider factors like size, material quality, design, practicality, and cleaning ease. With the right holder in hand, you're ready to hit the streets with your pup, exuding elegance and confidence every step of the way.

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collars, lando n. - heaven came in the form as a collar. while most assumes that it was a hefty piece of leather with a clasp on the back. something for a dog. but you weren't a bitch, you weren't an animal to be tamed. you were lando's everything. never had he had the luxury of the love of a woman like you. your love danced under his skin and sent his brain into overdrive with the simplest of touches.

lando was a possessive man, in the world of racing many things required hyper focus. and lando's hungry gaze always landed on you. he yearned for you, that's why he bought you the collar. a symbol of his mark on you. something that wouldn't ruin with age, forever a reminder of who was your man. because lando was no fool, you were going to be together forever.

you collar was a gold chain that you could never take off. to most it seemed like an evergreen accessory, but to you it was a sign that you were an owned woman. a woman with a man who loved her.

most had wedding rings, you had a pretty gold chain. lando loved you in gold. but his favourite was the collar he gave you. the piece of him that was with you always, as if there wasn't so much his cum kept safely in your achy cunt as you greeted friends for a dinner party. lando would play with your chain while you were curled up on the couch in the vip section of a club. yank on it a little when he pulled you in for kisses. his words, "good girl." made you ears burn with heat.

"a girl looks best when she's collared. owned by a man." he said with humor in his tone. he loved a independent woman as much as the next guy, but to see you grew aroused by his degrading words was often a turn on for him, "should've gotten my name around that little neck of yours. a little extra hardware around that pretty throat of yours. then no one would have the balls to flirt with you. but, i know something better than gold. pretty, splotchy bruises."

lando loved when he got you hot and bothered with just his words. to watch you squirm in your seat as he held you close to him, his fingers across your throat where the chain was, "pretty things deserve pretty things. and good girls deserve the world." he yanked on the gold chain a little and chuckled lowly in your ear, "and you're my good girl, right? you listen to your man. behave for me. i work all day and all night to make your little life charmed. that's why you wear the collar, another thing i paid for. i pay for everything you own, baby. all mine. top to bottom. from the pretty paint on your nails to your soaked panties." lando made more money than you'd ever seen. you were his to poke, prod, kiss, fuck, squeeze, spank, and most of all, mark up anyway he saw fit. after all, he paid good money. even got you a lovely collar. you were the ultimate live in girlfriend, practically a housewife for lando. and he loved that. the ability to yank the gold chain, to pull you closer in more ways than one.

he was a hungry lover. he was a passionate, starving lover. they type of lover that would have you pressed up the nearest surface with the skirt of your dress flipped up and his heavy cock sank into you. speaking of dresses, you found yourself in more dresses than before. since lando started to buy you new clothes, the colours became softer as did the fabrics. and you had more dresses than at any other point in your life. you thought it was weird that your jeans and ratty t-shirts were slowly disappearing from your closet.

"where is that red t-shirt i always wore." you pouted as you searched through the drawers. "don't know, love. but i think you look better in orange anyway." the next day there are white and soft orange striped panties in your drawer. maybe not exactly mclaren colours, but you didn't need garish, loud colours. you needed something softer, delicate. like the chain around your neck.

"don't need anyone else but me, beautiful." he often said, especially when you're so-called friends ditched you for the evening. lando may have told them that you didn't want to go out. that the plans were mixed up and tonight you were spending with him. and don't even bother looking at instagram. it always made you sad when you saw them out without you. but it was alright, he'll make it all better. that was what he did, right? no need to worry about anything while he was by your side. clubbing isn't as fun when you could spend the night in bed with lando getting orgasm after orgasm out of you. fingers and tongue, followed by his cock. it left you out of breath and out of your mind. the throb of want coursing through you. insatiable.

curled up at lando's side, his hand in your hair. maybe he needed something nicer than a collar, maybe he was right. he needed to mark you pretty neck in the darkest purples he can make with his teeth. <3

a/n: thank you to everyone who basically forced me to take a few days off from writing. i'm slowly getting back into the game. here's a little something for you

[crystallilytarot]

Choose a glass animal. Your wedding day.

Pile 1 - bear

Oh dear, I think you need to make sure to hire a good wedding planner. And you need to relax more. Because it seems you will be very stressed, and honestly, maybe something won't be like you planned. Somebody is being late, they didn't bring the right flowers or maybe there will be rain that day. But the ceremony will be still wonderful. And I think after the ceremony, you will be a little more relaxed and you will start to actually enjoy your big day. The love is very strong between you two, and you will realize that that's the only thing what actually matters. In the end of the day, it will be a very good day, a beautiful wedding. And anytime you will think back with your partner, you will just laugh about that little things that didn't go the way you wanted, and you will only remember it like the best day of your life. Maybe with those misunderstanding, that they bring another cake or something, not what you ordered, in the end, it will be even better that what you planned. The guests won't even notice anything, don't worry. It can be a big wedding, or if it's not so big, it's still quite luxurious, everything will be beautiful.

Pile 2 - cat

I feel you just can't wait to be married, but also you are a little anxious. It's completely understandable. Your life will change a lot. But I think, it's just a little anxiety, you really want to be with your future spouse forever. Everybody will be very happy, your families will be maybe even a little emotional. The ceremony feels very intimate, very loving, maybe even something romantic. Like your vows will be touching. Even if there are lots of guests, it's still intimate. I think you will think about a passed loved one too, maybe even wearing something that belongs to them. There can be some pets too in the wedding or some pet theme decoration maybe. There are beautiful flowers, the sun is shining. Really feels like a romantic movie. You will feel like a star on that day. And after that little anxiety, actually you both will be very sure about that you made the right decision. You both will be happy and you just can't wait to start your life together.

Pile 3 - dog

It can be a wedding in a foreign country. Maybe your future spouse is a foreigner or you just want your wedding to be in a romantic or exotic place. And there will be some difficulties with visa or reservation. You can have your wedding in your desired place, but I think you need to make some changes. At first you will be a little disappointed with it, but the wedding will be still almost like you imagined. In that day there won't be anything wrong, everything is in their right place, everything will go smoothly. Maybe it's not a very big wedding, because it's difficult to travel there for a lots of guests. But the wedding still has a rich vibe, and I think especially your dress will be an expensive and beautiful one. Also expensive accessories, jewelries too. Having a wedding in this new place will be a good symbolism for the beginning your life together. It will be a whole new chapter, and you are a very good match with your future spouse. You will probably have an exciting honeymoon too.

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Living in an apartment with a furry friend can be a rewarding experience, but it can also be challenging. Dogs have unique needs and require a lot of attention and care. As a result, it can be hard to figure out how to create a comfortable living space for them, especially in small apartments.

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Upgrade your pet’s lifestyle with luxury pet accessories from My Shaggy Dawg. Discover premium, stylish, and comfortable products, from elegant leashes and collars to cozy beds and fashionable clothing. Perfect for pet owners who want the best for their furry companions! This article was originally published here. Visit the page for more details.

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{HBD Dear Y/N!~}

A list of gifts they gonna give you 🎁

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[Dazai]

A rope for a romantic double— A rare first edition book A unique piece of art Handmade gifts with sentimental value A weekend getaway to a fancy hotel (And suddenly Kunikida finds out his wallet is no where to be seen...)

[Atsushi]

A piece of jewelry (not that expensive, he's broke), such as a necklace, bracelet, or earrings. A soft and comfortable piece of clothing, like a sweater or scarf. A collection of their favorite books or movies. A cute plushie or stuffed animal.

[Chuuya]

Expensive clothes or jewelry Expensive wine The entire set of a manga or series that they're into A big bouquet of flowers/money along with a cute plushie A reservation at an expensive restaurant A getaway vacation Couple rings A custom-made necklace with their name on it A mixtape or a photo album of his favorite memories with them (Someone stop this man pls! I'm jealous...)

[Akutagawa]

(He surely asked Gin to help him.) Books...? Gadgets, maybe not... Something handmade (he probably knows how to do the simple stuff) *Gin slapping her face in the background He finally gave you a little bracelet with a lil shiny diamond on it.

[Tetchou]

Food... your favorites of course.

[Jouno]

Cute accessories like hairpins or hair ties. Luxurious clothing, like a dress or a nice outfit.

[Fyodor]

New instruments if his s\o is into any of them. If his s\o is into writing, he would buy tons of new notebooks and other writing stuff for them. Would buy a lot of high quality stationary for his s\o Would buy them a brand new expensive outfit, if his s\o is into clothes at all New books in case if they are a reader Would buy them a bunch of chocolates and whatever their favorite snacks are

[Nikolai]

Probably very fancy food stuff. He'd get them (stole some things) like high-quality silk and velvet clothes, like fancy dresses or suits, and he might even get them a really expensive piece of jewellery like a gold necklace. Nikolai would want only the best for his s/o.

[Sigma]

A piece of artwork or home decor like a painting or sculpture. A high-end coffee machine or espresso setup.

[jarate-pissman]

Silly Doodle of TF2 if they were dogs. I wanted their accessories to resemble their human counterparts, but it can be difficult because putting a dog into human clothes is hard to draw.

Scout: A Boston Terrier. A breed known for being lively and happy, it's friendly and open to strangers. Scout as a guard dog would show you where his owners keep the valuables if you give him even a crumb of attention. Also, they can be bug eyed and derpy at times.

Pyro: A Dalmatian. Duh. With a bag on their head that resembles pyro.

Soldier: Solly is an American Pitbull Terrier. The fact that it's a controversial breed makes it an even better fit! ABPTs were used in combat missions in WWI and II. In WWII they appeared often on war propaganda posters. One of the most well known ABPT was named Sgt Stubby in WWI, and he earned himself numerous medals. Stubby is probably the deciding factor. Soldier has an American flag bandana and his food bowl over his eyes. He smells faintly of rotten bbq ribs.

Heavy: An Ovcharka (Caucasian Shepherd) while originally the breed hailed from Georgia, the USSR pushed to have the breed standardized. The huge dog breed was originally bred for guarding purposes, and has a serious and protective nature. Perfect for guarding his medic. He greatly treasures his Sandvich, a stuffed squeaky toy from the bargain bin at the pet store.

Demoman: A one-eyed Scottish terrier with a sturdy body and a manly beard. My personal experience with Scotties as a dog groomer is that they are absolute assholes who are wary of strangers squeezing their ass glands. I'm pretty sure Demo would bite me too if I touched his asshole. Demo has a squeaky bouncy ball that resembles a sticky bomb, one eye, and a hat that looks like a beanie.

Engineer: An American Bulldog. Mainly this was influenced by their stocky body and their friendly personality. Bulldogs are also a very intelligent dog breed that possess high endurance, agility, and strength. American Bulldogs were bred with the intention that they would be a farm dog. I would have gone with the Blue Lacy, but it didn't feel very Engie, despite being the only breed outta Texas. Engineer dog has doggles.

Spy: A french bulldog. Both the French Bull Dog and the Boston Terrier both descended from the Bulldog, so in a way they are related. While a poodle would have fit Spy as well, Frenchies are pretty expensive in their own right, and the cost of their medical bills might as well cost 5 poodles. They're like the luxury bulldog, and I feel like the fact that Spy and Scout's breeds resemble each other makes it better. Since dogs don't usually wear balaclavas, Spy-dog got his face stuck in a pair of red/blu underwear and started wearing them ever since.

Medic: What dog is more demanding, bratty, and sadistic than a Pomeranian? Pomeranians are extroverted, lively, alert, and highly intelligent dogs of German origin. They can be aggressive to humans and dogs to try and prove themselves. They don't seem to realize how small they are, and somehow wind up ruling the house anyways, even if there are other dogs. I can just imagine Medic-dog commanding Heavy-dog, and Heavy-dog going along with whatever he says. Medic has tiny glasses and a stray hair curl.

Sniper: A dingo. Aloof, mysterious, and a bit scrawny for his size, he's an excellent hunter who can brave the scorching bush and all Australia has to offer.

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Regarding the human kink thing when it comes to turians, some people actually do be nesting, omega-verse style. Imagine being a human assigned to a turian ship, and you just over here in your bunk, innocently arranging the pillows and stuffies, while these guys are just standing there, slack-jawed and harmonizing their subvocals lol

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A/B/O is not for me, but I dig the concept of aliens being intrigued by plushies. They are weird when you think about it.

The weird part isn't the plushies–it makes sense for warm-blooded mammals who value skinship to enjoy cuddling soft things, hugs are fundamental for your health—No, The weird part is how the most popular plushies aren't human shaped.

You could argue dolls, but dolls aren't used as plushies. They're more hard and sturdy, something that can withstand being played with. they have joints and brushable hair. Dolls are puppets to tell a story with, a psychological form of play through creativity.

I want you for a moment to imagine an advanced civilisation of bears with me.

With metropolises and bustling economy, they haven't mastered space travel yet but they've been eyeing the planet closest to them, bringing back rocks from the moon, etc.

In one apartment complex, there lives a bear family. The furniture is more accommodating to their larger build, clothes are more of an accessory to them considering their luxurious fur coats keeping them warm.

It's nighttime, tomorrow's a Sunday and mom bear has to leave to work early, she's currently washing the dishes leftover from the wonderful dinner the family just had. Her wife, however, is putting their son to bed. it's his second week in elementary bear school! he's unhappy with his seating arrangement in class however, the teacher placed him too far from his best friend.

His mother promises to have a chat with the teacher about it when she drops him off tomorrow, the son bear is very delighted and roars happily. A big yawn escapes him as his eyelids get heavy.

In his arms, there lies a cotton friend. His most beloved treasure, the most precious inanimate object to his heart. His plushie!

He adores it. It makes him so happy. It helped make him feel safe when he first started sleeping alone after his moms got him his own bed.

Now, I need you to tell me what does the plushie look like?

For me, these are the options that instinctively came to my mind when attempting to imagine what sentient bear cubs living in a 21st century would gravitate towards in a plushie.

A) a teddybear, more fluffy, abstract, and cartoonish looking

B) a plushie in the shape of a honeyjar

C) a plushie in the shape of a fish–more specifically, salmon or trout

D) fuck idk man leave me alone

When compressed down to their core, in the most simplfied form, the choices are:

A) Identity

B) Food

C) Food

D) How did you get into my house?

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With that long analogy out of the way, when you compare that limited selection to the actual things humans have already turned into plushies, it just doesn't make sense.

Food, yes we have plushies of food but also of animals we do not eat. rabbits, cats, dogs, dolphins, bugs. We have plushies of predetors even, things that once hunted us down, beings that still could very well kill us if we meet face to face, tigers, sharks, bears themselves even.

Animal cartoons are much more popular amongst kids. Fables about talking animals have been a stable genre ever since humans invented writing. Animal plushies are popular amongst adults too.

Plushies of inanimate objects, of plants, of fictional characters and fantasy creatures.

I'm willing to bet that humans already made plushies of verans since the first year they came into space, that they sold out on earth immediately. Hell, I'm sure there are plushies of reapers, of protheons and even of turians and other species.

Not even abstract ideas were spared from being into marketable plushies! isn't there a series designed to raise awareness for mental illness?

The whole meme of "turns your fav into a marketable plushie" spread so much because it is true. If there is one thing humans love, is making plushies of anything not human.

And that's the weird part to aliens, the big boy of human anomalies. "Why do they want to cuddle literally everything in this universe? and how come plushies of other humans is the last thing on that list"

You try to explain it to a salarian once but they just look at you in confusion. What do you mean you sleeping with plushes resembling your species is "weird"?? Don't you humans like hugging each other so much? Yet cuddling the soft imitation of a reaper each night isn't weird to you????

That's not even mentioning how the bear society analogy is flawed because we are biased by nature. We projected the bear society onto our human agriculture and based it upon our own popculture.

When in reality they would hold very different values, a different emotional range. They'd be as diverse as the other alien species in mass effect, sharing more resemblance to them than to humans.

We see someone sad, and we have this need to touch them, pat their shoulder, rub their back, hold their hands, and give a hug. Bears let their children walk on their own while we carry our young more, much like aquatic birds in more ways than we'd think.

A/B/O nesting isn't my cup of tea, but with turians, it's easier to digest. Yeah, they are birds. It would be literal nesting. That's kinda cute.

We like caves, it's also cute. Would turians prefer the top bunkbed? Anyway.

Birds usually throw clutter away from their nests, anything that's not a straw or building material is disposed off to make space for their eggs.

While we like the opposite, clutter fucking rocks! at least for humans.

We have a mattress, then a mattress cover, then a sheet.

Then we have pillows, stuffing, then pillow covers, decorative pillows.

After it, multiple blankets! a soft one, a heavy one, an airy one. Sometimes, blankets come with blanket covers.

Finally, the plushies arrive. Multiple of course, some for decorations, others well worn with cuddles. Sometimes a gaint big one to fully wrap all of our limbs around.

Sometimes our beds have crumbs from food we eat in it, othertimes it has a stray sock we took off while in bed and forgot.

Most of the time it has our phone in it, a pet joins us there, book we're reading, laundry we were supposed to fold but forgot, a bag, or several outfits as we get ready to go out.

That's a cave, much like bears leave the skeletal remains of their prey, we have crumbs from the cookie we suddenly craved at 3am.

Nests are neat and clutter-free, at least the bird ones, always getting cleaned from waste. Eggshells are thrown out as they hatch, baby birds waste are immediately disposed of.

Lizard nests aren't that different.

Because the equivalent to a nest foundation isn't the blankets, plushies, or pillows. it's the house foundation itself!

The concrete walls and the sturdy floorboards. The whole bedroom is already a well-built nest. The bed is just an extra cushion. The fluffy material and loose feathers birds leave at the very top, so the twigs don't scratch the fragile eggs.

So, in conclusion. Turians and Salarians would get VERY overwhelmed in a human bedroom, let alone a human bed with plushies, stuffies, and blankets.

They're like, "Are you expecting a baby???" When they notice what their brain consider is extra protective fluffing for eggs.

Turians even more because of their lack of skin nerves, hard plating, and all. Their outershell makes it hard to appreciate soft things, let alone hugging them, when they can barely feel it.

Salarains? They're softer, more squishy, and they might enjoy the way it feels against their skin. Most reptiles do, and they're the closest thing for reference.

They're warm-blooded, but they do originate from a fully tropical planet + they're amphibians and might have used to be semi-aquatic? Meaning that while they still produce their own bodyheat, it wouldn't be that much to begin with. Space is definitely much colder to them than to a human.

That's why hugging a human is so nice to them! They can leech off of your body heat as their very own sun–or at least a substitute for a heatlamp.

But plushies and blankets are a different story. With blankets, they might make them cold or freeze since they blocked whatever light or heatlamp the salarians must need for sleep when they're not wearing their temperature adjustment suits.

And if you sleep next to them under the blanket, your trapped body heat will cause the temperature to rise above what's comfortable for them and risk overheating them. Same with the fluffy sheets, pillows or plushies.

there's the risk of overheating them with your body as the blanket traps in the heat. it will happen slowly, but that just makes it more dangerous. A slow simmer of rising body temperature as they realise what a death trap a human bed actually is.

Plus, salarians only need one hour of sleep per cycle, it seems very excessive to them that you'd build a whole room and make the biggest piece of furniture in it solely for the purpose of sleep. All of those plushies just to hug to sleep?

Drell, who breathe through their skin, would view blankets as a total nightmare. Their clothes already need a lot of adjustment to accommodate their conditions, only certain material is airy enough to allow them to get a lungfull, and you want to suffocate them with cotton or polyester?

They know you only breathe through your nose, but it still...makes them feel uneasy. Seeing you covered completely in stuffies and thick blankets, only your head poking out. Much like what it would feel for us to see someone go to sleep underwater with a flimsy mask connected to an oxygen tank. Now, this is truly a death trap–the salarians were right.

As long as you forgo the blanket and...allow them to fully strip down, they will give this whole human bed thing a try. Silk or satin sheets and pillow covers feel the best against their skin, smooth surfaces that seamlessly glide, air particles passing through it with little trouble.

Anything fluffy, feathery, or with fur will irritate their skin. It's like something brushing against your nose. They sacrifice a lot of comfort when it comes to indulging the human need to cuddle, but most drell rarely complain as they accommodate to your need, even if it meant you'd be slightly cutting off their air circulation.

Maybe their society is exceptionally polite? Maybe devotion and sacrifice for the ones you love are just ingrained in their biology? It would explain their endless royalty to the hanar despite how staying on that planet is literally killing them.

Oh yeah, owning a humidifier in your room will cause them a lot of pain and discomfort. Turn it off, or if you really want to woo a drell, get a dehumidifier.

Krogans would fucking love our beds tho. Might make fun of it at first, but they secretly also want a soft mattress and plushies to cuddle with.

Get close enough with a Krogan, and they'll start crashing in your room and taking naps on your own bed whenever the chance presents itself.

Don't the asari sleep in pods? I'm thinking of that sex scene in ME, she fucks you in a pod. That's something. At least...Liara gets used to human beds?

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Anway! having established all of that definitely vital and necessary world building, I can finally talk smut about the turians! the original context of this request!

One look at a human's bed and their minds are definitely going south. First of all, human, you're in desperate need of a mate because your nest is a mess! Why do you have so many different fabrics? Aren't you worried you'll suffocate yourself with a plushie or too while sleeping?

Second of all...they didn't know humans were this soft. You mean, most humans sleep like this? In very comfortable beds? Even like...the army tough ones? Oh, that's why they get so excited for shore leave? so they can return to their actual comfortable nests–sorry yes "beds" and have some decent sleep?

huh.

And none of you are expecting children, correct? This is just how the average adult human goes to sleep?

Turians don't have the heart to tell you that they associate soft beds–ones like yours—to the human equivalent of a heart-shaped bed with rose petals scattered around, candles illuminating the room and a very deliberate lack of condoms.

They try not to...think about it whenever they come into the room. A bluish hue adorning their cheeks, trying to avoid eye-contact as they explain that uh...fuck, they accidentally glanced towards your bed and forgot what they came here to say.

I talked before how jarring it's to them that humans easily allow others on their bed, be it human or not. You just casually invite your friends to sit on it? The same sheets you sleep on each night? the one so heavy with your delicious scent they can practically smell it the second they stepped foot into this room?

And now you're telling them to take a seat, even handing them one of your plushies to keep in their lap. What's a friendly gesture and a show of trust is being very very badly misinterpreted by their brain chemistry, their biology going haywire at what they consider the declaration of "Get me pregnant" Whether you're actually capable of it or not.

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Sidenote, the angara might be the only ones to share our bed preferences, not only that but show enthusiasm at the mention of plushies.

The only difference is that their society values plushies that resemble people more, angara like them. The dolls and plushie lineup are very intertwined.

Cuddling very intimately with someone isn't sexualised either, nor presented under a romantic light necessarily. Their society prides itself on love and affection; they're direct with expressing their emotions.

A single angara family can have many mothers and fathers, tens of sisters and brothers. Cuddling and sharing a bed is very normalised even far into adulthood.

They might be the ones giving humans the wrong idea by immediately inviting them back to cuddle on their bed after only the second meeting. Just because they decided they like you :) It's the equivalent of going out for coffee.

Protheoans, meanwhile, fall on the opposite spectrum. Javik doesn't have a bed, does he? He never asks for one either. They're a society of warriors, they value strength and abhor tenderness. Brutal honesty is their forte.

But...they also read each other's emotions through touch.

While beds are a foreign concept, plushies are not. Javik can sense the history of a room just by directly touching its floorboards. Plushies and other sentimental objects must be valued very greatly in their society, doesn't he hold onto the disk of memories from his time back before being frozen?

He understands why his own species came to value plushies, but why the hell does yours do it? You lack his abilities, all humans do.

You try to explain it to him, but it just sounds like you're describing vague and badly done emotion reading with extra steps.

He concludes that humans must hold traces of these abilities. It just translates into safety and the need to cuddle others. Also, it is clearly inferior to the protheon's advanced ability, so yeah.

Javik dislikes your bed but likes your plushies and actually welcomes cuddling. He remains stoic throughout it but you can feel him poking through your memories.

Same with your plushies, he asks that he may keep one as a relic. A piece of your soul, your history is encased in it like an artifact in amber.

Touching it almost feels exactly like travelling in time to meet your old self, getting to part the curtians of space itself and get a front row view on the person you used to be.

Plushies immortalise you to protheans, who would've thought.

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I had so much fun with this an analysis it <333 I know it isn't exactly what you had in mind anon, I'm sorry, A/B/O is listed as a "no" in my requesting list. But the concept was so good I had to approach it in a different direction.

I hope you still enjoyed it!

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Redactober 2024 Day Nine

Prompt: Christian & Cane

Pairing: Alexis/Christian

cw: I’m back at it again, someone is an ableist, Alexis makes them bleed, hc that Christian sometimes uses a mobility aid after the Inversion

Christian’s skin crawls, and his grip on his cane tightens as Quốc, the second of House Pham, slithers into his periphery, swirling the blood in his glass like a knock-off Bond villain.

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“How the times have changed. In my day, we took crippled dogs and shot them out back.” Christian’s skin crawls, and his grip on his cane tightens as Quốc, the second of House Pham, slithers into his periphery, swirling the blood in his glass like a knock-off Bond villain. “What a kind, soft master you must have.”

“The years have made you nostalgic and stupid, huh, old man?” the werewolf says, resisting the shift and the urge to straighten his posture and stop favoring his left leg. “Your time is long past, so maybe sit out the party and rest before you get hurt, yeah?”

“Is that a threat, mutt?” the vampire asks between bared fangs, eyes glimmering a vicious, ruby crimson that stopped intimidating Christian five vampire galas ago. “Which house are you with? Who do I talk to about leashing you to the fire hydrant outside and making sure you’re disciplined?”

“Kinky. Your interest is flattering, but I’ve got standards, and my partner doesn’t take well to competition.” Then Quốc crumples to the ground, growling in outrage and pain as his blood pools around his feet. Christian casually steps back to avoid getting the mess on the fine leather of his shoes and brass of his cane, and Alexis picks lint off his shoulder, wearing the dripping, copper gore staining the bladed edge of her stiletto heels like a luxury accessory.

“Competition?” the princess asks with a snarling curl of the lip, looking down disdainfully at the man-shaped heap on the floor. “Put me on the same level of that trash again, and I’ll break your good leg with your own cane.”

“Taking back the gift you picked and gave me- that’s awfully tacky for you, Princess,” Christian says, wrapping an arm around her waist and pressing a kiss to her cheek. “Where are our coats?”

“Beneath some fucking couple,” she says with a sigh and roll of the eyes. “We’ve already worn them twice, so I’ll just buy us new ones.” Coming up behind the chatting couple, the head of the Pham House helps his faint, injured progeny up while the king of the House Solaire watches.

“Are you going to control your daughter?” Michael asks, stone-faced in contrast to William’s carefree laugh.

“What can you do?” he says, taking his fine beechwood walking stick that matches Christian’s and thoughtfully tapping it against his bemused smile. The levity of William’s expression does not reach his eyes, doesn’t dull the sharp, steel silver of his gaze that looks so much like Alexis’s as he turns that Cheshire smile down towards the hobbled Pham. “Girls can be so protective of their pets. Best not test them again, yes?”

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Hello! I saw you write for Carmen sandiego? If you still write for the show could you do a dexter Wolfe x gn reader?

Dating Dexter Wolfe

a/n: i got you! i still write for the show!! i just don't write as much (ugh, life) but I'm trying to! I really did try but it was a little difficult! :(

pairing: dexter wolfe x gn! reader

word count: 0.2k

post type: short dating hcs!

warnings: nothing i can think of tbh, lots of fluff!

Likes to take you out to fancy dinner dates. He doesn’t know if it’s the class of the environment, the delectable food, or the way the atmosphere compliments your smile; he loves it all.

Steals for you! From cheap items with your favorite character pictured to luxury clothing, anything his skilled fingers can swipe is yours.

Smells like sandalwood. Makes sure to always smell nice for you through great hygiene and a kept-up appearance.

Bites! When he kisses, when he cuddles, when you are both spending time together! He loves you so much mere regular kisses just won't do!

Teases. Dexter is a meanie. He never goes above small pranks or the occasional comment, but he likes making your brows furrow.

Includes your favorite color in his wardrobe. Mostly keeps it to a minimal accessory, but does sometimes match his undershirt if he’s feeling brave.

He is a gentleman! Pulls out seats, opens doors, and guides you around on an elbow whenever he can.

He’s a fan of warmer weather! His features bathed in sunlight paints him gorgeously.

Shows off his body whenever possible. He enjoys flexing his biceps and abs out of nowhere to fluster you.

Dexter knows multiple ways of how to ballroom dance! From Waltz to Tango, he has a way of making the world disappear while he’s spinning you in his arms.

He’s a dog person!

Wakes up early on purpose just to admire you. It’s common for you to awaken to him dreamily looking at you.

Hides his face in the crook of your neck. Litters the area with kisses to make you giggle.

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