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Oho! They have an army!?!

Well, we *checks the log* we've got.. something. They are definitely.. something. Definitely. Something.

Bards. Angels. Demons. Pirates. Witches. Wizards. Vampires. Aliens. Werewolves. Zombies. Dragons. Bards. Writers. Elves. Dwarves. Hobbits. Some old gods. Some new gods. Some old gods pretending to be new gods. Bards. Some boys playing loopty loop. A couple of doctors. Some other doctors. Bards. A boy with a gambling problem that owes me money (BET!!) J and K. A Bunny that can't work technology. Yeti and his BFF. Talking horses. Ham? Spiders. Cats. Dogs. Programmers. Bards. Lions. Tigers. Bears. A Panda. A cat that has a bag of tricks. Some professors. Fae folk. Giants. Orcs. Trolls. Snakes. Some directors. Bards. Mice. Rats. Squirrels. Trees. Demon hunters. A couple of Witchers. The Van Helsings. Bards. Dinosaurs? A couple of mad scientists. I might even have a billionaire or two.

I got demon hunters to hang out with demons and vampire slayers to befriend vampires.

I see bards listed 7 times? That's a lot bards.

Can any of them pass as... normal?

No? I didn't think so.

Why are the dragons more normal than the bards? You know what, I don't want to know.

"To match your army, I've brought these singing and dancing weirdos!"

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The Plague

Today, I noticed the strangest thing. All the cats seem to be missing, right down to my dear sweet boy and the lovely neighbor girl. I even heard some people down by the pub. It's the most peculiar thing! All the mousers just upped and vanished. So very strange. This seems like a job for DETECTIVE FELL. I do love a good mystery!

It was Crowley. He seemed rather proud of himself. Apparently, we got into an argument about cheese and the needs of the mice and rats. So, he helped them start a rebellion? The cats and rats are waging war. Something about the Spanish Inquisition was in there. I really wasn't listening. I was drinking the best tea that I have ever had. It was quite delicious, and the spoon was very pretty.

Oh, no. Oh. No. OH, NO NO NO NO! Everyone is getting very sick. This is bad. This is very bad. Unforseen consequences. We both forgot the whole reason we have the cats around. It's ok! He says he has a plan to deal with the mice and rats if I can manage to deal with the disease.

Well, to keep people out of the fields, we'll dress up and look really scary as we reap the fields. I've talked to the local healers about the appropriate herbs and remedies. We're working on teaching people better hygienic practices. WE WILL PREVAIL!