#peter bad brother bad

[archangel-azi-fell]

I remember when I dropped on to the window ledge, and M was standing there. I was hoping so much that he didn't see me. I didn't even look at him.

But I saw your happy, stupid face. "See, I told you there was a girl there."

Oh, the look I must have given you. I told you not to tell him.

I thought, "Here it is, M is gone, and I'm going to get my first and only lecture from beyond the grave." He yelled at you to send for my father. M, you're going to tell my father? I was only 6 or 7 in your guys' time. Dad is going to lecture little me? Maybe that's why they wouldn't take me there?

And then the door shut, and M laughed so hard. I got praised for refusing to give you my name. We had talked nearly every weekend for three months. I didn't come back because that's when Andy's mom died. It wasn't because M told me not to. Sorry, M lol. Me not listening was partially your fault. You helped raise me and had never told me no before. And, you technically didn't tell me not to just that I shouldn't. I knew not to say anything that could alter the time flow.

I don't think I told you why I was even there. I was told to grow up! I had been begging them to take me there for so long that I pretty much said "Fuck 'em both, tell me to grow up, I'll show you grown up." Zombies and werewolves be damned, I was going to try to get in. I was more scared of the spiders on the ledge than I was of the monsters in that forest.

I did find Rocks in that forest. It was like the weirdest piece of my soul had found its way back to me. Doesn't matter what lifetime, he's always extra special. My brother from another mother, sister from another mister. The mangy catbeardog. Watching him transform was a hilarious shit show every fight. "I said I could do it, I didn't say I was good at it."

I had missed you both so much. That was my home more than the castle ever was. And the fact they wouldn't even take me there to see it, was the worst part. I understood why, but it was the last place I saw my father alive. It was the last place both of us had seen our fathers. I hated that he pretended that he wasn't hurting as much as I was. The three of you spoiled him, and I so bad. Aunty was just as bad. I had the prettiest dresses that I hated so much, but I loved that she doted on me and told me about mom. Father took me everywhere, but he wouldn't talk about her. Sometimes, he wouldn't even talk to me.

I was mad about the movie. I won't lie. I'm still upset about it. One, too old. Two, killed. Three, a boy? I most certainly was not. I understood, though. When we were on the run, I did have to pretend I was. And, it wasn't that I didn't like dresses or my vestments; it was that I am not graceful, and I was always covered in mud. I would get caught in them or they'd get caught on something, and down I'd go or rip. Aunty would get so upset, but she always said that as long as I was giving the boys trouble, it was worth every torn dress. Teach your cousin a thing or two. He could stand to be covered in mud from time to time.

Then, I was all alone. So, I followed Benny everywhere. He was all I had. His second shadow. "Shhh, you don't know everything." I'd find the book, and he'd say,"OK, fine. You know this." I remember that day. I could feel it. I could hear the whispers. I cried so hard but I didn't tell anyone. The next time I saw him was that day with GJ. I cried even harder that night. I wanted to save Benny. But he had turned, and I couldn't even clear his mind long enough to find him. GJ pleaded with me to give up because he was starting to break it. I hit him with everything I had. It knocked me out. They gave me his cloak and gave me back my staff. I didn't want either. I wanted Benny back. My Benny. My Benny, who called me an insufferable, know-it-all with the biggest smile on his face.

We had to be the strangest cloister of priests. Bri was over a foot taller than me. How did you get so small she'd ask. How did you get so tall? I always retorted. I was so short compared to everyone, but they never made me feel small.

They all joked and called me a holey hobbit. Holey because everything I had was always covered in holes. That was why I took up sewing. Benny always told me not to waste coin on frivolity. A hole and rip can be repaired with the right love, care, and effort. That's why all our clothes had such beautiful embroidery. Whenever I would come back, Benny would always tell me that he couldn't wait to see what beauty came from the rips and holes that time.

I remember when the plague started to spread. The priests were doing everything they could. I remember the hug Lons gave me before he told Benny to take the rest of us and ran. "Be strong. Be brave. You can't save us all." That's where you were wrong, Lons. I didn't realize it at the time, but it was me that RAISED them all. They don't deserve to die. Please, don't let them go, give them a chance to live still. That's not what I meant, but that's what happened.

I remember when we came back up there. As we traveled, we left a literal green path. Our merry band of misfits didn't realize that it was us at the time. Sylvie never gave us trouble, either. We walked right through that kingdom, over and over. She knew what I was doing. She told me as such later. I think it was after she took the Valkyries. I remember they looked at me as if they were asking permission. I handed her the lantern, and they nodded. - I was also annoyed when they used Sylvie's name. Her name should have been used for something better than when I screwed Peter over, but I still think that's funny. You threw rocks at me, AND you bit me! Bad brother! Bad! lol

So, I love that we have a couple of Peters, but the idiot we call Peter isn't actually named Peter. We call the Peters, Big Pete and Little Pete.

I love that my turtle is wearing glasses like mine and has his headphones around his neck. I love that he's also deaf in some lines, too. Most importantly, I love that Barton is canonically deaf, too. My favorite bounty hunter and archer is. I kept trying to find ways for us to communicate well for them to communicate with him. We just kind of know each other, the spy and the bounty hunter.

I don't know why you say you hated it, then. I thought we had a lot of fun. It was scary at times, and a lot of bad things happened. But a lot of goofy things happened, too. Lots of really goofy things, by accident and on purpose.We made a lot of strange friends.

[yourlocalabomination]

Has anyone done this yet?

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

[cryptidram]

some recent doodles!!! :3 been thinking about scrags a lot can you tell

[whaliiwatching]

no one understands them

[rentumblsstuff]

Every time I rewatch TGWDLM and I get to Lah Dee Da Da Day, I see Pete and Homeless Ted dancing RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER and I’m like oh god. Pete doesn’t know that’s his brother right there. And even if he did, they’re both dead already. They’re already part of the hive mind. Don’t talk to me I’m hurting.

[terrimavr]

So I thought about the implications a little too much and made a really depressing realisation about the spankoffski brothers

Since we are shown that all the nightmare time 2 episodes are in the same timeline that means that daddy and abstinence camp are also in the same universe

In abstinence camp Pete says that he is going to miss the honey festival

During the honey festival Sheila shoots Ted and kills him

That means that after Pete experienced abstinence camp, where he lived many near death experiences and witnessed two people get brutally murdered in front of him, no one came to drive him home. I like to think that he returned with Steph because Solomon didn’t really care. But still that means that he went back home and his brother was missing/dead

[bruhstation]

you who I called brother, how could you have come to hate me so?

[hiya-duke]

Rewatching watcher world and never noticed bill telling Alice having her insta account private was a good idea "so ted and his nerdy little brother don't stalk you on there!" Sdndnnfnfn I wanna know more about bills opinions on pete XD

[scoliosisgoblin]

I'm in hell.

[bitter69uk]

Now that 2024 is circling the drain, I’ll start regaling you with my “Favourites of the Year!” Most noteworthy passing: American author, playwright, actor, essayist, art critic and all-round bête noire Gary Indiana (né Gary Hoisington, 16 July 1950 – 23 October 2024) died of lung cancer aged 74. (As Indiana told an interviewer in 2014 “I’ve been smoking since I was practically two years old.” His brand of choice was Camel Filters. It’s amazing the dissolute Indiana lasted this long, considering his peers were people like David Wojnarowicz and Cookie Mueller). Anyway, words like “lacerating” and “scathing” barely suffice when discussing Indiana’s oeuvre. When I was in my twenties, buying each new work by Indiana and Dennis Cooper was de rigueur. (I probably purchased them at the long-defunct radical Compendium bookstore in Camden Town). I moved around a lot and wound up re-selling them to used bookstores for a pittance. Then Indiana’s books mostly lapsed out of print! (In more recent years, they’re gradually being reissued by Semiotext(e)). It didn’t help that Indiana gleefully burnt bridges throughout his life. As one of his associates noted almost admiringly, “He went through agents the way I go through t-shirts.” Some of his most noteworthy books were speculative fiction inspired by true crime figures like the Menendez brothers (Resentment: A Comedy (1997) and Andrew Cunanan (Three Month Fever (1999). (The viewers who clutched their pearls over Ryan Murphy’s recent Menendez miniseries would REALLY lose their shit over Indiana’s book. Indiana would have swooned over Luigi Mangione). For anyone interested in investigating Indiana, his memoirs I Can Give You Anything But Love is available in paperback. And his interview with Butt in July 2024 is essential. As its intro summarizes: “Gary earned his notorious reputation over the course of his unflinching, decades-long career. He writes about addiction, alienation, corruption, exploitation, obsession, perversion, power and sexuality with unfiltered candour, leaving no room for politeness … His tendency toward destructive obsession was kept in check by his brilliance, cutting humor and heart.” Pic: “Gary Indiana Veiled” by Peter Hujar, 1981.

[butt-wizard]

Sealand decides he wants to draw his favorite people (except the uk brother designs and names are purely fanon)

Here is a doodle of him in the process of drawing (with his papa sve)

[h-a-r-m-o-n-i-a]

Peter*trying to make an alliance with other nations*: We, narnians are very peaceful people... Edmund put your sword down...

Peter:

Peter: Like I said...

[heyitstaytay21]

Me: it's my brother's birthday and the fourth of July, I'm going to take a break from writing and enjoy my time with him.

Also me: *becomes so consumed by an idea for a future chapter that I need to type it up in the notes app on my phone in between rounds of Mario party*

[saym0-0]

this post on pinterest has somehow made me start thinking about a comedy human au,, all the bots are siblings, ages are fucked, all the walters live in one big house,, the bots r all teenagers (imagine having six teenagers jc). their parents are iris and peter i. they have two adult siblings, ii and iii. mark, wanda and iv are their nephews and niece. peter i has an oc sibling that isn't around anymore but is V's parent, and VI is his son (the bot's cousin).

i dont think the original inspiration post fits in at all but its funny so im not removing it amen

anyways. ages i think would be like,,

II & III in their early thirties

V in his early thirties but younger than the rest of em.

rabbit and spine are 18 and twins

hmm my zer0 headcanon is that he was built first but powered on later so maybe hes like 19 but adopted/a half sibling that moved in slightly later? idk hes 17 or 19

next i think is hatchworth he is 15 and draws on a moustache every morning and tells everyone its real (jon is convinced)

jon is um uh 12 little boy 🫵

upgrade is 9

mark is 11

wanda is 9 (woah two 9 year old girls. yhey tell everyone they're twins)

realising that i cant keep the age difference the same as canon because iv would be -1. oops. hes a little baby

vi is also a little baby.

sorry i lied they're not all teenagers lawl. also realised zer0 couldn't be a half sibling because they have two way older siblings too oops

yeah this au makes no sense but i do think its funny. sitcom au. highschool au.

they all go by their canon robot names, its unclear whether they were named that or if they're nicknames or a mix of both. five is older than four because of a mistake on his birth certificate, he should have been four but they all just kinda went with it and named the next one four

i think rabbit would come out to her [younger] siblings at 13 and come out/start transitioning at 14, partially in reference to the year she transitioned in canon and partially because i was that old when i came out teehee. i think maybe she always knew and expressed it though, she just didnt know trans people existed and didn't have the terminology for it

do they have all-through schools in the us? like elementary all the way to high school? we do in the uk but idk about over there. if they do then that could be funny i think

[enbysiriusblack]

just realised horrid henry and perfect peter are literally sirius and regulus (+ james as ralph)