#lumberjack!gladio

[alicemoonwonderland]

"The chance to see a beaver makes the wood in my pants excited." Or just the thought of spending the night with a wonderful woman, but he digressed. He really needed to stop spending so much time with trees. - Gladiolus Amicitia in Fireplaces and Flannel

[fungalmonsters]

Tag Game

I was tagged by @theplumblob

Nickname: uh, I don't know if I have any XD. I use Tieflingdruid or a variant of that for a lot of things so sometimes I will get Tiefling, but outside of that its just Riley.

Zodiac: Pisces

Height: I'm uh 5ft ;_;

Last Movie I saw: The Suicide Squad

Last thing I googled: I think it was "RPG Maker MZ how to add ambient light"

Song Stuck in you Head: High Hopes by Panic at the Disco

Other Blogs: MANY, this is a side blog to my main @aloy-sobek but i have like a couple of rp blogs, a side blog dedicated to Gladio @gladiogotdatbootio Because I got WAY obsessed with FFXV. @thedruiddm for DND stuff.

Blogs Following: 271

Amount of Sleep: I try really hard to keep good sleep hygiene but it varies.

What am I wearing: A tank top and pants. Nothing fancy for sure

Dream Job: Currently? I think I would actually enjoy streaming, connecting with people and just making them happy.

Dream Trip: Trip? What is this "trip". Does one even go places anymore. Does one dare dream of a time when one can travel.

Oceanside or mountainside?: MOUNTAINSIDE because FUCK the ocean.

describe yourself as (an) aesthetic thing(s): A punk-rock-jock Enby whose side hussle is being a burly lumberjack who bakes cupcakes and paints his nails.

Random Fact: I was technically an orphan for part of my childhood.

I will tag @absurdistpixels @berrysweetboutique @spannersims @shuu If you guys want to off course.

[siren-dragon]

FINAL FANTASY XV: 15 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – Day 2 Gladiolus

Hello everyone! Sorry this one is late, as I had finals to finish today. Here is the continuation of my 15 days of FFXV Christmas, with Gladio getting the Christmas tree. I hope you all enjoy a lumberjack Gladio. ^_^

Day 1: Lunafreya

[ffxv-convos]

I stepped into the ballroom after showing my invitation. Wearing heels I felt a bit taller than normal. I moved a strand behind my ear and looked for the burly lumberjack that invited me. Seeing he stood a head and shoulders above everyone I walked over to him and grabbed his hand. "Lookin' good there, Big Sexy."

When he feels your hand in his and your familiar voice that he woukd never grow tired of, Gladio turns around with a grin on his face. The beautiful blue dress that adorned your body made his heart swell in his chest, but his flusteredess didn’t outwardly show.

“Hello, gorgeous~ You’re lookig pretty beautiful yourself…but it sure did take you long enough~ Shall we hit the dance floor?”

[tenshinokorin]

There was never enough room, in Ignis' estimation. Whether it was a posh suite on the Quay or a run-down motel with prewar-era powder-blue tile--as in this case--there was never sufficient space on the bathroom vanity for everyone's personal effects. Especially of the cosmetic variety. Especially with this crowd.

Noct was a man who was used to being judged on his appearance, which had best not be anything short of immaculate, and it showed. It showed in the industrial-sized can of expensive salon-exclusive hairspray, the tooth-bleach strips, the even more expensive cologne, and the gold and ebony-trimmed shaving tools--and that was only what he carried himself, and not what Ignis kept on hand for his use. (Noct tried, valiantly, to pretend he was completely casual and low-maintenance, just a normal, down-to-Eos heir to a royal destiny with unspeakable powers, but then he would nearly have a panic attack when his hair was rumpled by a light breeze. Hardly surprising, Ignis thought, when you've been stalked by paparazzi your whole life and assumptions were made based solely on your missing buttons or the state of your fingernails. But it was damnably inconvenient on the road.)

Prompto carried less than anyone, but that hardly mattered. He had a habit of detonating in the bathroom every night, and somehow it made his comparatively modest collection of toiletries seem twice the amount. The result was that his socks and underpants and towels and toothpaste and various hair products (they always seemed to feature an eye-assaulting color scheme and someone yelling on the label: MANGO TANGO FANDANGO SCREAMING HOLD HAIR WAX, for example) could always be found scattered over a wide area at all times, and especially after he'd showered.

Gladio--while he would appear to be the sort of man who would wash his feet, hair, and balls all with the same bar of store-brand soap--was arguably the worst. First with an assortment of beard-maintenance equipment that could have kept the Fulgarian himself trimmed on a daily basis (and Gods help you if one comb attachment was found out of its assigned place on the countertop). And then there was the copious bathroom real-estate taken up by his coordinated collection of body-wash, deodorant, shampoo, and hair-product, all the bottles arrayed with military precision and all scents calibrated to complement one another. The result was like some kind of olfactory fellatio, and it worked. To Ignis' chagrin. Gladio always smelled like a freshly-rained-on pine forest populated solely with leather-clad lumberjack bears running some kind of artisanal BBQ operation.

And Ignis himself, always the last in for the night, looked at his travel bag, and the already-overcrowded counter, and sighed.

Running Down a Dream: #32 - Complexion

[alicemoonwonderland]

I loved the Lumberjack!Gladio thing, but goddamn the rampant innuendos were the death of me xD

Have you seen the fantastic fanart @chocobruh-art did?? She is fantastic!

But thank you for enjoying it, and the innuendos heheheheehehe. I am not sorry for them. Sometimes I just need to write a Gladio who is dorky and quirky. And let’s be real everyone. Ignis will have influenced him hardcore, especially seeing he is one of the few he sees in the story. So innuendos and puns it is heheh *wiggles eyebrows*

[alicemoonwonderland]

FFXV Masterlist

Here is my masterlist for FFXV as that is my current active fandom. 

If you wish to read works from my other fandoms, follow the link to my big masterlist. 

If any links aren’t working, let me know!

Updated on 05/01/2018 (EU calendar)

Cor Leonis

Happy Graduation! ~ NSFW

In the Lion’s Care ~ NSFW

It All Started With Ice Cream ~ NSFW

Little Curious Kitten ~ NSFW

Sweet Lion Date ~ SFW

Take Care of You ~ SFW

The Interview ~ NSFW

The Wolf and the Tigress ~ NSFW

You’re Late! ~ NSFW

Gladiolus Amicitia

A Pillow Has Come To Life ~ NSFW

A Sensual Game ~ NSFW

Blanket Burrito ~SFW

Blast From The Past ~ NSFW

Choosing His Wife ~ NSFW

Demon Daddy Gladdy ~ NSFW

Dirty Texting - Retribution ~ NSFW

Do You Have Any Idea? ~ SFW

Fireplaces and Flannel ~ NSFW

Fun In The Back Seat ~ NSFW

Game Or Real? ~ SFW 

I Dare You ~ NSFW

It All Started With The Promise of Coffee ~ NSFW

Jealousy ~ NSFW

Little Red Riding Hood ~ NSFW

Mermaids In Heat ~ NSFW (sequel to Shark Merman)

Papa Gladio ~ NSFW

Savior of the Sea ~ SFW

The Shark Merman and the Siamese Fighting Mermaid ~ NSFW

The Wolf In The Forest ~ NSFW

Ignis Scientia

Dirty Texting - Revenge ~NSFW 

Green-Eyed Demon ~ NSFW 

Happy Birthday with Vampire Ignis ~ NSFW

Heaven Or Hell ~ NSFW

I Will Die For This Cause ~ SFW

Just A Little Sip ~ NSFW

Knives and Ropes ~ NSFW

Office Shenanigans ~ NSFW

One Your Knees ~ NSFW 

Papa Ignis ~ NSFW 

Noctis Lucis Caelum

Sorrow, thy name is Nekana ~ SFW [part one] [part two] [part three] [part four] 

Sweet Dreams ~ SFW

The Masquerade ~NSFW

The Prince’s First Time ~ NSFW

Prompto Argentum

Kiss The Sunshine Tree ~ SFW

How Do You Decide, When It Is Enough ~ SFW

What Chains You To This Life? ~ SFW

Nyx Ulric

666 ~ NSFW

At First Sight ~ NSFW

Behold The Octomerman ~ NSFW

Dirty Texting - Mutual ~ NSFW

His Land-locked Mistress ~ NSFW

Nyx’s Voicemail ~ SFW [part one] [part two]

Quickie Nyxie Pie ~ NSFW

Surprise In The Sock Drawer ~ SFW

Sweet Galadhian Lullaby ~ SFW

The Deities of the Underworld and Night ~ NSFW

The Hero’s Ghost ~ NSFW

The Pirate and His Warrior ~ NSFW

Warmth of the Glaive ~ SFW 

Regis Lucis Caelum 

A Hidden Goodbye ~ NSFW (non-Smut) [part one] [part two]

Titus Drautos

Mother Natue Decides ~ NSFW

Two Ducks and a Duckling ~ SFW

Multiple Characters/Specific Pairing

A Family of Three ~ SFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

A Shared Drink ~ SFW Ignis Scientia / Aranea Highwind

Birthday Surprise ~ NSFW Ignis Scientia / Reader / Aranea Highwind 

Comfort Me ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicita / Ignis Scientia

Let’s Put A Ring On It ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

Little Black Card ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Reader / Ignis Scientia

One Last Time ~ NSFW with Regis Lucis Caelum / Clarus Amicitia 

Wind Against His Shield ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

Wrecked ~ NSFW with Cor Leonis, Nyx Ulric, and Gladiolus Amicitia

Headcanons

Aeya and Gladio

Dirty Secret/ Favourite Position / Volume ~ NSFW

After Care/ Body Part/ Pace  ~ NSFW

Ardyn Izunia

Personality/How To Anger

Cindy Aurum

Married to her work

Cor Leonis

Body Part / Experience / Favourite Position / Location / Motivation / Stamina ~ NSFW

Canine Teeth ~ NSFW

Gladiolus Amicitia

Dirty Secret / Jack Off ~ NSFW

Favourite Position / Intimacy / Toy ~ NSFW

Ignis Scientia

Intimacy ~ NSFW

Nyx Ulric

Aftercare / Cum / Goofy / Jack Off / Oral / X-Ray ~ NSFW

Canine Teeth ~ NSFW

Prompto Argetum

Intimacy

Regis Lucis Caelum ~ NSFW

Cum / Goofy / Kink / Unfair / Yearning ~ NSFW

Titus Drautos 

Aftercare / Hair / No / X-Ray ~ NSFW

Aesthetic Boards

Solo for stories

Demon!Gladio / Demon!Nyx / Demon!Ignis / Lumberjack!Gladio / Werewolf!Gladio

Pairing for storie

Demon!Gladnis / HighSpecs 

Places

Ifrit’s Den

[ffxv-convos]

With the battle music going, the prince and former princess admit their love to each other made me very sleepy. I could see Riki resting and that simply made it worse! Why couldn't this lumberjack just stay with me at least one night? I mean, I didn't ask either. I stifled a yawn and looked up at him. "You want some ice cream or something? I do actually make food and not just eat ice cream so you can have that too."

Gladio stiffles amused laughter by biting his bottom lip. “You and your ice cream~” he ruffles the top of your hair as if you were Riki. “Not that that’s bad or anything, but I think something else would hit the spot right about now,” he explains and pats his stomach. “Something with some meat, like tacos or steak. I can make it if you don’t feel like getting up. You do look pretty tired, after all, so I wouldn’t mind…but by the time either of us is finished making it, then it’ll be dark out. You wouldn’t mind if I crashed here for the night, would ya?” What a coincidence for you~

[ffxv-convos]

Whenever Rikimaru is walked by his 'dad' he has a puppy strut that he does. He's a proud furbaby! Meanwhile, I try to forget the stupid wink that stupid lumberjack throws me. How dare he make my heart flutter like that! I sigh and change into capri leggings and a pilfered sweatshirt that could possibly belong to said lumberjack. "Now to wait for my boys and choose a movie that ISN'T scary this time! That guy and his horror movies and yet I love him." Facepalming I busy myself in the kitchen.

About an hour later, muffled laughter and happy barking can be heard outside the front door before it becomes loud and clear as the two of them step inside. “Go to your bed now, Riki,” Gladio tells the energetic dog after removing his leash, and little Rikimaru complies. The muscular “lumberjack” shakes his head in amusement before making his way to the livingroom. With a tired sigh, he plops down onto the cushion beside you and rests his arm on the back of the couch just behind your head.

“Can you put on a horror movie? There’s this really good one about daemons that I’m sure you’d like,” he suggests, unaware of the fact that you didn’t like scary films.

[ffxv-convos]

OH. MY. SIX!! What has my life become?? A telenovela?? A handsome lumberjack escorting me home only happens on tv, right? I look up at him then wave at the kind owner of my job. "Bye, Nana!" Before I could hear her I was out the door. "Yes, I live not too far. 4 blocks I think. The streets are well lit so I don't think I would have to worry about daemons. Creepy guys, they come around. You worried about the 'princess'?" I use my fingers to make air quotes.

After holding the door of the shop open for you, Gladio follows right beside you before answering your question. “You’re a stong girl, so I’m not that worried about you, I just wanted to walk you home.” Ha, that was a lie. Of course he would be worried about the girl who he had a small cru- who he liked more than any other girl in his life at the moment, but he didn’t want to let you know that. “Is there a law that I don’t know about that doesn’t allow me to walk a friend home?”