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blackhakumen · 7 days ago
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What The Ships Say About You Part 3
Luigi X Daisy X Lilith: Okay, so remember in Luigi X Daisy in the first part where I said Daisy would write a 10-page long essay about how loved and appericate Luigi truly is and "Men. Getting. Pegged" or whatever? Yeah, this implies in here as well.......But what if we add a fucking succubus into the mix lmao
Luigi X Cloud: Just when you thought the Luigi Love Train is over, you later decided to have an angsty twink pin over him as well. Now you may two reasons for doing this: Either A., you figured a loner and a timid, shy man would make for an interesting, potentially cute pairing or B., you're starting to get real tired of constantly seeing these two get paired up with their mortal enemies pop up on your feeds
Dedede X Morrigan: You just want King Dedede to be happy and get himself laid. And really, who wouldn't?
Ludwig X Kumatora: Either you're a huge Beauty and the Beast fan or you find these two characters underrated and cool in their own right, to the point where you're only shipping them just for the hell of it.
Alucard X Maria (SOTN): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of ancient gothic vampire stories.
Felicia X Jon Taiban: Your ideal date involves watching a glamorous broadway show starring werewolves and singing catwomen.
Futaba X Yusuke: Your ideal date involves sketching a scene from a shoenn anime with every bit off detail, frame by frame.
Ryuji X Haru: Your ideal date involves rocking out to hard-core metal music while sitting in the comfort of your luxurious home, enjoying a freshly hot cup of tea.
Sae X Tae: You've always been a slut for workplace romance and hot women in general.
Justicykes: You either think Dual Destinies is one of the best titles in the Ace Attorney franchise or you just like seeing a normal guy with choirs of steel getting thwarted constantly by a energetic redhead.
Feenie X Iris: Behind all the lies and deception, you still find this to be one of the most wholesome ships this series has to offer. Either that or you're completely heterosexual.
Trucy X Wocky: You're a sucker for the cinnamon roll and delinquent pairing. And it all started with that one Arvil Lavigne song that somehow got stuck in your head. (He was a punk.and she do ballet, what more can I sayyy?~)
Hajime X Ibuki: This is basically the same joke as Justicykes only this time you may now have a thing for punk rock girls. Who can't sing.
Fuyuhiko X Peko: You just want these two to finally be happy and live a peaceful life. And really, who would- What the hell am I saying? OF COURSE WE WANT THAT SHIT-
Rouge X Gambit: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of Southern Hospitality. That and you're a 90's X-Men fan.
Fox X Krystal: You used to be invested a ship that not only jumpstarted you into becoming a furry, but also made you want to become a story writer solely to try and rewrite a story of a game you disliked over the years ('Cough' 'Cough' Star Fox Command 'Cough' 'Cough')
Robert X Yuri: Your ideal date is pigging out in the most expensive restaurant ever known to men.
Kazuya X Jun: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trying to "fix" someone for whatever reason other than you being into evil, demonic guys with a tragic backstory.
JinHwoaXiao: You tried to decide if you want an angst bad boy or rebellious delinquent for a boyfriend only to end up going with both of them instead or you just saw that one Park and Rec meme years ago and figured...."Yeah that is definitely these three idiots in a nutshell."
Espio X Silver X Blaze: This is kinda similar to JinHwoaXiao joke but you find this pairing way less angsty in comparison surprisingly enough
Rentarou's Family: .....Yeah, you're definitely into Poly Ships. That and you now firmly believe that Rentarou Aijou is the biggest Chad in all of fiction.
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girllbossmalewifeduos · 6 months ago
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Round 1 and 2 Matchups under cut!
Round 1:
Nick Hoult/Lynn Angel (All Saints Street) vs Princess Daisy/Luigi (Super Mario)
Robin/Chrom (Fire Emblem: Awakening) vs Miyako Shiminori/Yuuki Izumi (Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie)
Kida/Milo Thatch (Atlantis: The Lost City) vs Haru/Legoshi (Beastars)
Robin Buckly/Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) vs Bryce Tankthrust/Bobby Worst (Brandon Rogers)
Emma Perkins/Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield) vs Kyoko Kirigiri/Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa)
Barbie/Ken (Barbie) vs Jo/Brick (Total Drama: Revenge of the Island)
Round 2:
Marcille Donation/Laois Touden (Dungeon Meshi) vs Winner of 1:1
The Princess/The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess) vs Mandy/Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Izumi Curtis/Sig Curtis (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Zelda/Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Percival 'Percy' King/Ramsey Murdock (Epithet Erased) vs Nico Robin/Franky (One Piece)
Fuuko Izumo/Andy (Undead Unlock) vs Malfina/Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows/Tumblr)
Marinette Dupain Cheng/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Beatrice/Battler Ushiryoma (Umineko: When They Cry)
Gloria/Melman (Madagascar) vs Melissa Podebrat/Nine Fortan (Beware of the Villainess)
Vex'halia/Percy (Critical Role) vs Meryl Stryfe/Vash the Stampede (Tribune)
Millie/Moxie (Helluva Boss) vs Winner of 2
c! Pearlescentmoon/c! BigB (Limited Life SMP) vs Wildstyle/Emmet Brickowski (The Lego Movie)
Tiana/Naveen (Princess and the Frog) vs Yor Forger/Loid Forger (Spy x Family)
Candace Flynn/Jeremy Johnson (Phineas and Ferb) vs Granmamare/Fujimoto (Ponyo)
Mitsuru Kirijo/Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3) vs Winner of 3
Lilith Morningstar/Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel) vs c! Zombiecleo/c! Ethoslab (Limited Life SMP)
Sgt Calhoun/Fix-It Felix (Wreck-It Ralph) vs Odalia Blight/Alador Blight (The Owl House)
Shego/Dr Drakken (Kim Possible) vs Starfire/Nightwing (DC Comics)
Nami/Sanji (One Piece) vs Winner of 4
Aerith Gainsborough/Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII) vs Yuki Tsukumo/Choso (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Sharpay Evans/Ryan Evans (High School Musical) vs Mona/Plague Knight (Shovel Knight)
Aqua/Terra (Kingdom Hearts) vs Annie Leonhardt/Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan)
Hatsune Miku/Kaito (Vocaloid) vs Sandra Lynn Faeth/Jawbone O'Shawnessy (Dimension 20)
c! Geminitay/c! Scott Smajor (Empires SMP) vs Girlfriend/Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin)
Connie Maheswaren/Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs Miku/Tatsu (Way of the Househusband)
Asuka Langly Soryu/Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Noelle Holiday/Berdly (Deltarune)
Ochako Ururaka/Izuku Midorya (My Hero Academia) vs Winner of 5
Baiken/Anji Mito (Guilty Gear) vs Emily Wokerson/Tomothy Bichboy (Cameron Geller)
Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) vs Jude Duarte/Cardan Greenbriar (The Folk in The Air)
Morticia Addams/Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) vs Rouge the Bat/Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Nene Kusanagi/ Touya Aoyagi (Project Sekai) vs Winner of 6
Jessie/James (Pokemon) vs Erina/Toshiro Kasukabe (Persona 5 Tactica)
Suki/Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Desiree Delite/Ron Delite (Ace Attorney)
Himiko Toga/Bubaigawara Jin (Twice) (My Hero Academia) vs Feixao/Jiauqui (Honkai: Star Rail)
All matches were decided via a wheel, please list all complaints to that!
Matches will probably start Sunday
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blackhakumen · 5 months ago
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Mini Fanfic #1231: Date Night In: Truth or Dare Edition Pt. 2 (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalker)
Few Minutes of Group Hugging Sessions Later........
Samus: Alright, Mayflower, you're up next.
Daisy: (Gives Samus a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Are you ever gonna get tired of calling me that?
Samus: Hey, the day I do that will be the day I be nice to Ridley. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on her Face) Neither of which are ever gonna happen in the million years~ Now get to choosing, Mayflower.
Daisy: ('Groans in Annoyance and Defeat') Whatever. I pick Dare.
Samus: I dare you to try and make the Cutest Man in the World next to you, blush within a thirty seconds.
Luigi: Who? (Points at Himself) Me?
Samus: Yes, you. I mean, you've always been cute before, but you cranked that scale up to eleven with that new outfit of yours tonight. (Smirks at the Green Suited Plumber) Make me wanna pinch those cheeks of yours all night~
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Me too!~
Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully as He Place Both his Hands Onto his Now Flustered and Twist Himself Around From Side to Side) Oho come now!~ I-I can't really say I'm the most cutest person out there, but I appericate the compliments greatly~
Daisy: (Playfully Pouts at Luigi) Sweetie!~ I'm suppose to make you blush, not them!
Samus: Oh relax. I haven't even started the timer yet. (Set the Timer on Thirty Seconds on her Phone)
Daisy: Wait, hang on! I gotta look my best first-
Samus: Too late. (Press the Start Button on Screen as the Sound of the Beep Goes Off) Time's ticking.
Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Damnit. (Clears her Throat Before Leaning Herself Closer to Luigi) Say, Weeg, have I ever told how much you rock my world lately?~
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) On ocassions. It always managed to brighten up my day afterwards.
Daisy: That's good. (Places her Hand Onto Both her Man's Cheeks as She Gives Him Very Loving, Bedroom Look in her Eyes) Because no matter what anyone or anything in this crummy world says, Siempre te amaré, mi...dulce querido hombre~ (Gives Luigi a Sweet, Tender Kiss on the Lips)
Luigi: (Immediately Starts to Blush Bright Red on Cue) O-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.......
Samus: (Looks Down to See the Timer is Still Counting Down) Huh. Only ten seconds to spare. (Stops the Timer Before Looking Back Up to Daisy) Not bad.
Tifa: You can speak in Spanish this whole time, Daisy?
Daisy: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) Yep! (Pulls Out a Small Booklet From Put of her Shorts' Pocket) All thanks to this Romantic Hispanic Language Guide. Been reading his bad book for weeks now.
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course.
Tifa: Amazing~
Dedede: Lemme borrow that guide of yours after you're done.
Luigi: (Starts Smiling Bashfully Again) I think I like it~
Daisy: (Giggles Softly) I'm glad to hear it. There'll be plenty more where that came from- (Whispers into Luigi's Ear) Bollo de miel~
Luigi let's out a very satisfied sounding sigh as he melts into Daisy's shoulder as she hugs him lovingly.
Lilith: (Happily Applauds her Princess Girlfriend) You were such a phenomenon from start to finish, babe!~ I wish I could speak fluent Spanish too.
Daisy: Come to me anytime and I'll more than gladly teach you a more hands on tutorial, senorita~ (Winks and Makes a Feint Kissing Noise at her Succubus Girlfriend)
Lilith: (Let's Out an Aroused Squeal as She Begins to Melt Down onto Daisy's Lap and Hugs it With a Very Satisfied Smile on her Face) I'm her senorita~
Cloud: (Stares at Daisy With a Deadpinned Expression) You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Daisy: (Casually Shrugs With a Bit of a Smug Smirk on her Face) What can I say?~ My romantic game went up the charts these days~
Dedede: Bars!
Samus: Alright, enough with the rizz and rhymes. Who wants to go next?
Lilith: (Pops her Head Up From Daisy's Lap and Happily Raises her Hand) Ooh! Me! Me! Meeee!~ I pick Truth!
Morrigan: (Gives Lilith a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Better prepare to tell them nothing but the truth, little sister!~ Your soul might set you free for once if you do~
Tifa: So, Lili, is it true that your sister's jealous of you?
Morrigan: Yeah, Li- (Eyes Begins to Shot Up to the Question Given to Her Sister) Wait, what?
Lilith: Oh yeah. She is suuuuuper jelly of me these days~ 100%.
Morrigan: (Immediately Glares at Lili) EXCUSE YOU-
Lilith: (Immediately Places her Fingers onto Morrigan's Lips) Upupupup! This is currently MY time to speak right now, sis. Please do not interrupt me for the time being, Kay?
Lili moves her finger away, quick enough from having it bitten off by an angry, growling Morrigan.
Lilith: Yep. She always wanted to be the center of attention ever since we were both children. From our parents, modeling directors, the fans. Hell, one time, she convinced me to fuse with her JUST so she can have a bigger butt than I do!
Morrigan: (Glare Turns into a Comical One) You no good, fibbing liar!!
Daisy: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) No way.....You guys can fuse?
Morrigan: ('Sigh') Yes, but not exactly into a different entity. See, with her soul intertwined with mines, I become much more powerful than I ever was originally. (Went Back to Glaring at Lilith) And I seemed to remember only using that ability to help fight off greater threats! Did I not?
Lilith: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I remember the whole Pyron and Jedah incidents we were in. (Pouts and Points at her Sister) But don't think I didn't notice all the sides eyes and grumbles you made when we're at the beach and modeling shows. (Starts Doing a Fashion Pose, Showing off Her Most....Biggest Assest With a Now Very Smug Look on her Face) You know can't ever compete with this?~
Morrigan: Yeah well....I am still older than you, young lady!!
Lilith: Really? (Casually Shrugs) Guess it goes to show how much you've past your prime then.
Daisy: Ooohoo!....
Luigi: Ouch.
Samus: She got you there on that one.
Chun-Li: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Sammy!
Samus: What? It was a good burn. You can't deny that at least.
Morrigan: (Groans in Annoyance and Utter Defeat Before Hugging Up on Dedede Again) Dp you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis, De!? (Starts Pouting Again) She's so annoying.......
Dedede: (Gently Pats Morrigan on the Shoulder) There, there, girl. You'll always be #1 in my eyes.
Lilith: Emotional damage aside, who wants to go next?~
Tifa: (Happily Raises her Hand Up) I'll go. I pick Truth.
Lilith: Tifa, is it really true that you've punched giant monsters into oblivion before?
Tifa: Oh yeah, tons of them. Even giant robots.
Lilith: (Very Intrigued) Woooooah.....Does it ever make your hands hurt afterwards?
Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) On a few ocassions, especially when I first started combat training in a young age. (Sighs Fondly of her Past) I was such a hard-headed kid back then- (Giggles a Bit) It's miracle I came as far as I did these days.
Cloud: (Snickers a Bit) You, a hard-headed kid? I don't believe it.
Tifa: (Place her Hand onto her Chest as She Does a Mockingly Dramatic Pose) Oh, but it's true!~ I became another trouble maker growing up in a small, small town. I must've gotten this rotten influence from somewhere. (Smirks Playfully at Cloud) Perhaps from someone sitting right next to me right now~
Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) It's a possibility. Guess it goes to show you shouldn't have hang out with me to begin with.
Tifa: Perhaps. (Hugs Cloud Lovingly) But that didn't stop me from falling head over heels for you years later, now does it?~
Cloud: Not even. (Gives Tifa a Kiss on the Cheek) Love you by the way.
Tifa: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Lips) Love you more!~
Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwww~
Samus sticks out her tongue and points at it in a mocking disgust before Chun-Li stops her by gently slapping her arm in silence the whole time.
Tifa: Wanna go next, Cloud?
Cloud: If I gotta, I pick Truth.
Tifa: Oooooh~ Truth you say?~
Cloud: Yeah, that's what I-(Suddenly Notices Something is Up as He Tifa's Smile Starts to Become More Widened as She Keeps Staring at Him) Tifa......I don't like the look in your eyes. What are you planning to ask me?
Tifa: Cloud~ Is it true that you got yourself a small, teensy bitsy crush on Luiiiiigi?~
Daisy/Lilith: (Leans Over to Cloud With Intrigued Smiles on Both their Faces) Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?~
Luigi starts looking around before pointing at himself again
Cloud: (Eyes Widened as He Begins to Blush) W-What!? (Immediately Turns Away While Crossing his Arms Together) T-That's insane! I don't have a crush on him at all!
Samus: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Really? Then how come we caught you awe struck the moment you saw him in her getup?~
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) You were even speechless the whole way through as well~
Cloud: He looks great in the attire, how do you expect to react? You all were just as surprised at this as I was!
Daisy: True. (Smirks Wider) But don't think we forgot about what happened in our double date two years ago~
Lilith: Yeah!....Wait. (Turns to Daisy) What happened in your double date again?
Daisy starts whispering the more juicy details into Lilith's ear. It only took a few seconds before the her eyes starts to widens up as she let's out a very loud gasps.
Lilith: (Points at Cloud) YOU KISSED WEEGIE!?~
Tifa: Yep! Right on the lips. (Playfully Shakes Cloud's Shoulders) And he liked iiiiiit!~
Cloud: (Glares at his Giggling Girlfriend Next to Him) Quit it!
Dedede: Ain't no need to get embarrassed there, boy. We all know how much of a catch Weeg truly is.
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)
Cloud: I mean.....(Rolls his Eyes a Little) You're not....entirely wrong in that front......(Suddenly Hears Luigi's Giggles as He Now Turn his Attention to Him) What got you laughing?
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, sorry. It's nothing. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Just feeling pretty flattered right now is all~
Cloud: (Turns Away) ('Hmph') As you should. You're a really great guy, Luigi, in your own unique, charming style. (Slowly Looks Back at Luigi) It's high time you should be treated as such, you know?
Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, Cloud. I think you're pretty great too.
Cloud: (Stares at Luigi For a Brief Second Before Turning Away Again Blushing) Cool.
Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~
Tifa: ('Sighs Dreamingly') So cute and precious indeed......(Smiles Brightly) Now I date you two to kiss again!~
Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Huh!?
Cloud: (Turns Back to Tifa with a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Seriously, Tifa? I already did Truth. You can't make me do Dare as well. (Turns to Samus) Can she?
Samus: Well, it does seem unnatural to do both...but we haven't done much Dares for a while now.....(Shrugs) I'll allow it. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) Now pucker those lips up for one another, boys~
Samus, along with a few others starts chanting the word 'Kiss' towards the two boys in around their circle.
Cloud: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) They'll never gonna leave us alone at this rate, are they?
Luigi: (Sheepishly Shrugs) It's expected. A Dare is a Dare after all.
Cloud: Unfortunately. (Shyly Rubs his Arm) So uh......wanna go another round? O-On the kissing, I mean.....
Luigi: Sure! I-If it's okay with the girls, of course.
Lilith: It's totally fine with us, sweetie!~
Daisy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air) Yeah, go on and kiss that brood of a man!~
Cloud: (Flips Daisy Off) Screw you too, Daisy.
Tifa: (Gently Rubs Cloud's Shoulders) Hey, hey, don't worry about anything she says. Keep your eyes on the prize. I believe in you.
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes Once More) Yeah, yeah, much appreciated.
As Tifa let's go of his shoulders, Cloud leans himself over to Luigi. The two takes their respective deep breaths to fight off any nervous tension they have before locking onto each other's lips.
Ladies: Woooooooooooo!~
('Whistle')
Samus: Now, that is what I am talking about!~ (Turns to her Girlfriend Next to Her) Chun, take some pictures, will ya?
Chun-Li: Why? For blackmail?
Samus: Nah. Cause it looks cute.
The two men pull away from one another for a brief second before Luigi suddenly went back to kissing Cloud on the lips once more, surprising everyone and Cloud in the process before succumbing to the passionate make out session.
Morrigan: Oh my!~
Dedede: My boi in green's going for seconds!~
Daisy: (Happily Applauds her Plumber Along with Lilith) There ya go, Weegie!~ Show those lips who's boss!~
Lilith: You're doing great!!~
A few seconds later goes by and the duo finally pulls away from one another for real this time, both taken aback at what just happened.
Luigi: Mama mia.......
Cloud: ('Sigh') That was the most intense I felt in a long time.
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly and Apologetically) I went overboard back there, didn't I? I-I'm sorry.
Cloud: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Hair) Hey, don't worry it. I made out with you the same way that night two years ago, remember? That practically makes us even if anything.
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You don't say?~
Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) It's the truth. As dumb as this whole ordeal was, the kiss itself wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would. So, thanks for that I guess.....
Luigi: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Cheek) You're welcome~
Cloud: (Starts Blushing Yet Again, Right on Cue)
Daisy/Lilith/Chun-Li: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~
Tifa: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) You two are just TOO cute for words right now!~
Cloud: ('Scoffs') Please. We're more adorable if anything. Now can we please move on already?
Morrigan: (Confidently Raises her Hand Up) Yes, I would also like to do a Dare for the night.
Dedede: (Turns Back to His Girlfriend with a Proud, Playful Smirk on his Face) Ahh, look at you being brave and bold!~ You finally having fun tonight?
Morrigan: (Shrugs) To some extent perhaps. We're dreadfully low of Dares this evening and I figured it's high time I step into the-(Slowly Frowns in Fear as She Suddenly Hears a Familiar, Mischievous Sounding Laughter Creeping in) Plate?
The couple turns to see Lilith's shoulders shaking up and down before revealing herself letting out a more eviller laugh the more louder she gets, much to her older sister's discomfort.
Morrigan: What have I done?
Lilith: Morrigan Jubilee Aensland!!~ As a token of your bravery for tonight, I dare you- (Forms an Evil Smirk on her Face) To get a haircut.
Morrigan: (Eyes Shot Up in Horror) My hair?....(Brings the Bottom Half of her Long Hair in Front of Her and Shakingly Strokes It) Y-You want me to cut up my beautiful hair?
Lilith: Those are the exact words I said. (Smirk Grows Wider) Unless you wanna be known as a chicken for the rest of the night~
Dedede: (Lightly Glares at Lilith) 'Ey now, hold on there, girlie. Your sister may be a lot of things, but chicken ain't one of then.
Morrigan: (Whimpering) My hair......
Dedede: (Place his Hand Onto Morrigan's Shoulder) Will grow back in due time, That I promise you. In fact, I volunteer a certain flower to cut her hair in the meantime if it's fine with her.
Daisy: (Salutes to Dedede) You can count on me, De!
Lilith: (Turns to Daisy) Wait, you've done people's hair before?
Daisy: Yep. Was a hair stylist in training growing up. Not my favorite thing to do, but the skill does come in handy at times. I even did Tifa's hair once.
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly with her Short Style Hair Still Intact) Still love the cut to this day, Daisy!~
Daisy points her finger gun at Tifa while clicking her tongue.
Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmm.....I dunno. It would be a lot funner if I do all the cutting.
Luigi: (Softly Glares at his Succubus Girlfriend) Lili, let Daisy do this. You trust her, right?
Daisy: Yeah, Lili. (Puts on a Sad Puppy Dog Look) Don't you trust meee?~
Lilith: (Easily Fell For the Sad Eyes Trap as She Hugs Her Princess) Oh Daisy. Of course I trust you. You're my princess!~
Daisy: (Gently Grabs Hold of Lilith's Hands) Then trust me into giving your sister the best haircut in the entire globe. It's what she would've wanted, right?
Lilith: I mean, yeah, but....Does it have to be the best-
Daisy: Liliiii!
Lilith: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, okay. I'll leave it all to you. (Gives Daisy a Kiss on the Cheek) Show that hair what's for.
Daisy: (Happily Nodded to Lilith's Command) ('Hmph') Will do.
Morrigan: (Still Fidgeting Over her Long Hair)I don't know.....What if it doesn't turn out as good or at least....DECENT enough as I hope!?
Dedede: (Shakes his Head) Mm mm mm. Never thought, in a million years, I would ever see the Queen of Night become a worrywart.
Morrigan starts making angry (cute) sounding grumble noises as she got up into Dedede's face causing him to burst out laughing a bit.
Dedede: Ehehehehe easy now, girl, I'm only kiddin'! But seriously though, you have nothing to worry about. You can count on Daisy to make that hair look good. And even if it may not come to your liking or, God forbid, it does look bad, that won't stop me from falling for you.
Morrigan: It won't?
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Hell Yeah! Doesn't matter to me if you have long hair, short hair, no hair, skinny, fat, or get turned into a completely different entity altogether. You'll still be my queen and I'll still love you 'till time and space comes to a complete end. Count on it. (Gives Morrigan a Wink and a Thumbs Up)
Daisy/Luigi/Lilith/Tifa/Chun-Li: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised by Dedede's Words Along with Samus) Wow. That.....gotta be the romantic thing I've ever heard coming out of your mouth, De.
Samus: (Slowly Claps her Habds to De) Yeah. Very well done.
Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt Right as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) My king.....('Sniff') My sweet, darling kinghing!~ (Tearfully Hugs Her Boyfriend)
Dedede: (Hugs Morrigan Back) Don't you being worrying your cute head now, girl, I got you. Always.
Daisy: (Scooches Her Over and Breaks the Hugging Couple Up) Okay, enough with the adorable, mushy romance. (Pulls Out a Hair Comb and Hair Cutting Sheer) Time to get to work! Now then, gonna do a little bit of this....(Starts Doing Morrigan's Hair).....a little bit of that......go right up here.....down below annnnnnnnd.......(Completed Her Hair Session as She Present Morrigana Mini Mirror Handle) Done.
Morrigan slowly takes a look at herself in the mirror's reflection. Her long, teal colored hair has now been reduced to a short, cuter bob cut style.
Morrigan: (Eyes Widened at her Own Reflection) my goodness.....(Slowly Starts to Smile Again) I look even more stunning than I did beforehand!~
Dedede: See? (Crosses his Arms with a Satisfied Smile on his Face) Told ya you're in good hands
Daisy happily nodded in agreement as she high five Dedede next to her.
Lilith: (Starts Smirking at Morrigan Again) And here you are worrying over nothing~
Morrigan: (Picks Up a Pillow Next to Her) No thanks to a- (Angrily Swings her Pillow at a Giggling Lilith Moving Away From the Potential Crossfire) TWERP like you!! (Sighs While Calming Herself Down a Bit) But I digress. (Properly Bows to Daisy) I thank you for the lovely hair cutting session, your highness. (Went Back to Hugging Dedede) And I thank YOOOOOU!~ For your heartwarming words and support~I will never forget this wonderful moment~
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) It's no problem at all, hun. I'm just glad to see you happy again.
????: Hey!
'Knock Knock Knock Knock'
????: Party People!
The gang turns their heads to Wolf standing by Dedede's doorway, glaring at everyone inside.
Wolf: Will you idiots keep your voices down already? Your constant laughing and awwings from your little Truth or Dare game, has been interrupting our completion run for an hour in a half now!
Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, that's my bad on this one, man. Forgot to close door and turn on the noise canceling door piecd before coming here.
Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) What kind of completion run are you even doing anyways?
Wolf: Well, if you must know, princess, Izzy and I are completely every single achievement we've yet to achieved on Doom Eternal.
Daisy: ('Ugh') You guys still play that game?
Wolf: (Proudly Crosses his Arms Together) Yep. Still as rad as it always been.
Cloud: And outdated. You should move on from it already
Wolf: Hey, you think we didn't try that already with Helldrivers 2? As fun and immersive as that game was, it doesn't hold a candle to how exhilarating Doom truly is in comparison.
Isabelle: (In the Other Room) Wolfe! Get in quick! I found one of the rarest Golden Doom Suit! It's so shinny!~
Wolf: (Eyes Widened as He Turns to the Other Room) Seriously!? Don't move, I'll be right there!
Samus: Found yourself a gold mine?
Wolf: (Turns Back to the Gang with a Smile) Literally! We've searching for the skin since the day we first finished the game. It's incredible. Now if you'll excuse me I have some more alien scum to rip and tear with my lady next door. (Points at Dedede) Soundproof your shit, King. You don't wanna have me come back here. (Walks Away)
Dedede: ('SIgh') Yeah, yeah. I got the message. (Gets Up From his Bed and Set Up the Soundproof Device on the Door) 'About the end our game anyways.
Lilith: (Starting Frowning Along with Morrigan) Awww....Already?
Morrigan: But I was actually having fun with the game for once!~
Dedede: And I'm happy for ya, Morrg. But it's getting late now and I really don't want Wolf to come back here and kick my ass in this hour. Again.
Chun-Li: Fair enough. But what do we do to past up the time now?
Samus: Binge watch a few shows? Something less action pack, so animes are out.
Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Dangit. How about Friends?
Samus: Nah. Too bored to care about the Will-They-or-Won't They Plotline.
Luigi: How I Met Your Mother?
Samus: Mmmmm....It's the same as Friends, but even more convoluted for my taste.
Tifa: Full House?
Samus: Too mushy.
Cloud: Big Bang Theory?
Samus: Too nerdy.
Chun-Li: The Office?
Samus: Too office like.
Chun-Li: Sammy, it takes place in a literally office company.
Samus: Yeah and it looked plain for my liking.
Daisy: Did you even watch an episode or two?
Samus: ('Tch') I mean, if you count a one minute video clip maybe.
Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you remember the name of the episode of the clip you watched?
Samus: Uhhhhhhhh.....Office stuff, I guess? It's been a while.
Daisy: All in favor of watching the Office all night say 'Aye'.
Everyone: Aye!
Samuz: Seriously?
Dedede: Hell yeah. (Sits Back Down on the Bed) That show's a cult classic for a reason. We ain't gonna skip out on it just cuz you think it's plain.
Morrigan: (Hugs Dedede Arm Again) Yes, and who knows? There might a possibility that you'll end up liking it as much as we do.
Samus: I doubt it, but whatever. I'll end falling asleep anyways.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) My lap is available to sleep on anytime.
Samus: (Gives Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek) My babe.
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Mini Fanfic #1230: Date Night In: Truth or Dare Edition Pt. 1 (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalker)
10:45 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Entrance Room.......
Dedede: (Clicks his Teeth While Walking Inside the Room with Morrigan and the Rest of the Gang Following Behind) Damn. All of the clubs and bars we went to so far are either already full or closed down indefinitely. Ain't that some shit?
Samus: (Rolls her Eyes) And of course, it all had to happen during the weekend.....(Turns to Tifa) That bar of yours is still open for the night, Tif?
Tifa: (Shakes her Head) No, it's closed. I gave the boys the day off. ('Sigh') Even then, I'd rather you guys not go in and interact with most of the customers we usually have there.
Morrigan: Are they really that troublesome to deal with?
Tifa: (Turns to Morrigan with an Annoyed, Deadpinned Look on her Face) They managed to tick Barret enough to have them get thrown out of the windows on numerous occasions. Troublesome doesn't begin to describe how much of a huge headache they are.
Daisy: Well, we can't just call the night off here. It's not even midnight yet!
Samus: Anyone got any ideas to pass the time?
Chun-Li: We could watch a couple of movies in here.
Samus: Nah. We've been having movie nights too often this year.
Cloud: How about a game or two of Mario Party?
Samus: ('Scoffs') And get at each other's throat throughout the night? No thanks.
Luigi: Board games?
Samus: Eh....It's less drama fueled for sure, but too basic for my liking. Anything else, people?
Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmmm......(Forms Excited Smile as She Comes Up With Something) Ooh! I have something we can do~
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow at her Younger Sister) Lilith, don't you think we're all a little too old to try and form elaborate pranks on people?
Lilith: (Flailing Her Arms Up and Down While Pouting at Morrigan) I know that already, Queen of Obvious, don't butt in!! (Went Back to Smiling Again) What I'm suggesting is that we play ourselves a little game called "Truth or Dare"~
Morrigan: Truth or Dare. Really?
Lilith: Yes, really! Juicy truth bombshells, daring challenges, it's a classic for all ages to play.
Daisy: I do like me a good challenge.
Samus: And truth bombs does intrigue me to some extent. All in favor of playing Truth or Dare for the remainder of the night say "Aye".
Everyone: Aye!
Morrigan: ('Sighs in Defeat') Childish game it is then. (Points at Lilith) But I swear, if you even think about giving me most brutal and/or horrid dares, you are a dead woman!
Lilith: Will you relax, sis? I'll go easy on you when the time arises. Promise. (Has her Fingers Crossed Behind her Back)
Morrigan: (Unconvinced) Mmmhm.
Moments Later to Dedede's Room........
Dedede: (Presents the Gang to his Bedroom) Here we are, folks: my humble abode. (Walks into the Room With Everyone Else Following Behind) Take your shoes off and make yourselves comfortable, not too much though.
Lilith: (Awe Struck by the Room Itself Along With Morrigan) Wooooooah......
Morrigan: My goodness......
Chun-Li: (Looks Around the Room Itself, Amazed) This is a really lovely room you have in here, Dedede.
Daisy: I know, right? It almost like we're in royal castle room or something- (Sits Herself Down on Dedede's Large Size Bed Along With Everyone Else Before Suddenly Feeling It's Squishy Sensation) ('Gasps') No way! (Looks Over to Dedede) You got yourself a freaking water bed this entire time!?
Lilith: (Playfully Moves Up amd Down on the Bed She's Laying On) Squishy Squishy!!~
Dedede: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Its the only thing they let have from the castle. The room ain't much, but I try to make it look nice and homey as possible, for myself, the guests- (Forms a Cocly, Seductive Smirk Towards Succubus Girlfriend Next to Him) And the pretty ladies especially~
Morrigan: (Plays Along with Dedede's Wordplay While Smirking Back Him) Pretty ladies ypu say~ Like me?~
Dedede: Hell yeah, you!~ You're the most beautiful woman I ever laid eyes on.
Morrigan: (Starts to Blush) Amd you are the most handsomest, charming man I've ever have the pleasure to fall in love with~ I could come here more often- (Hugs Dedede Lovingly) So we cam have so much relaxation and fun~
Dedede: (Hugs Morrigan Back) Hey, you're more than welcome come and stay here fpr a few days or so. I wonder what your room looks like.
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) Not nearly as organized as yours, I'll tell you that much. But be patient, my dear. The sooner I have it more clean is the day I'll finally have you there- (Snuggling onto Dedede's Embrace) Cuddling up in my arm as we sleep the rest of the night away!~
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) Sounds like a romantic date plan already. Can't wait~
The couple lean toeach other a little closer bas they proceed to do an eskimo kiss much to the Bounty Hunter's slight annoyance.
Samus: Hey, lovebirds, do your cutesy banner some other time, we have a game to play.
Chun-Li: Anyone wants to start us off?
Luigi: (Raises his Hand) I'll go with Dare please!
Daisy/Lilith: Oooooh~
Daisy: (Gives Luigi a Playful Smirk of her Face Along with Lilith as They're Sitting in Between Him) Getting brave on us already, sweetie?~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) As brave as I humanly can really. The night is young after all.
Samus: (Proudly Nodded to Luigi) Atta boy, Weeg. Show the game who's boss.
Chun-Li: (Forms a Mischievous Smirk) And as for your choice, I dare you-(Happily Pulls Out a Tight, Green Colored Attire From her Shopping Bag) To wear all of THIS for the rest of the night!~
Ladies: Oooooooooh!~
Dedede: (Puts on a Bit of a Deadpinned Look Along with Cloud) You already having that poor boy wear a body suit all night?
Cloud: At the very start of the game?
Chun-Li: (Pouts at Dedede amd Cloud) It is NOT just a body suit! This is a flexible, maneuvering attire used primarily for street fighting!
Samus: (Leans Closer to Examine the Clothes) Wait a second. The embroidered vest, unitard, studded wrist bands. (Looks Back Up at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Chun, is this that battle one outfit you used to wear in the past, but with a different size and color?
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded) Yep!~ These were on sale at the men section and I had to pick it up. (Turns to Luigi) It was supposed to be your Christmas present this year, but I figured I'd give it to you now as a token for your bravery for tonight.
Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt a Bit in Pure Happiness) Chun-Li.....That is so thoughtful of you, thanks. It makes wanna give you something for Christmas this year in return if you want.
Chun-Li: Go right ahead. Just try not to give me anything too expensive along the way, okay?
Luigi: (Simply Nodded to Chun-Li's Request) Will do. (Notices a Closed Door at the Other Side of the Room) Say, is that a bathroom over there, your majesty?
Dedede: Yep. You're more than welcome to change in there.
Luigi: (Gets Himself Up From the Bed) Thanks. Be right! (Makes his Way to the Bathroom)
Daisy: Take all the time you need, sweetie!~
Lilith: We'll miss you!!~
'Door Closed'
Daisy: (Quickly Turns her Attention ti Chun-Li Along with Lilith) Okay, level with us for a second, Chun-Li, how tight was that unitard you wore all those years ago?
Lilith: Sorta tight, super tight, or really, really, REALLY tight?
Samus: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Don't bother answering their questions, Chun. Their perverted tendencies are about raise up again.....
Daisy: (Pouts at Samus Along with Lilith) Well, excuse us for being curious, Sammy!
Lilith: Yeah, there's nothing wrong wanting to know some stuff, Sammy!
Samus: (Rolls her Eyes) Yeah, if it's something more normal for once.
Chun-Li: Ladies, please. There's no need to fuss and fight. (Forms a Small, Cheeky Smirk on her Face) I'm certain you two will like what you're about to see soon enough.
'Door Opens'
Chun-Li: Ooh. Speaking of which........
Both Daisy and Lilith let out loud gasps as they and the others gaze their eyes upon Luigi, who is now wearing a green variant of Chun-Li's old battle suit in the Alpha days.
Luigi: (Shyly Stands Around amd Shows Off his New Attire) S-So......What do you guys think?
Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised by how Stunning Luigi Truly Looks) Woah......
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly at her Plumber Friend) Luigi, you look amazing!~
Dedede: (Genuinely Surprisedby How Good Luigi Looks) Yeah, you are wearing the shit outta that uniform, boy.
Morrigan: Mmmhmm~
Chun-Li: (Clasps her Hands Together While Putting on a More Excited Expression on her Face) You look even more prettier in suit than i did all those years ago!!~
Samus: (Silently Smiles and Gives Luigi the Thumbs Up)
Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully at the Compliments Given to Him) Y-You're too kind, you guys, thank you. (Turns to Two of his Awe Struck Girlfriends) About you girls?
Daisy: Stunning.......
Lilith: Courageous........
Daisy: Break-Taking.......
Lilith: Charming........
Daisy/Lilith: (Clasps Their Hands Together as Their Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Beautiful!~
Luigi: (Starts Blushing Even More) Awww~ Thanks~ B-But uh...Question. (Turns Towards his Back Side) You don't think this suit is making my butt look more... bigger than it already was, do you?
Daisy/Lilith: ....................Yes.
Samus: They're gonna eat you eat alive in that thing, one of these days.
Chun-Li: I'll get you a spare unitard just in case.
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly at the Couple) You really don't have to do that, but-
Daisy: (Starts Bowing Down to Chun-Li Along with Lilith) Thank you, Chun-Li!!!~
Lilith: We'll never forget the kindness and generosity you've made for us tonight!~
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome. All of you.
Samus: (Turns Back to Chun-Li) Don't encourage them, Chun.....
Luigi: (Finally Gets Back on his Spot of his Bed) So, Chun-Li, Truth or Dare?
Chun-Li: (Thought About It Before Answering.....) Truth.
Luigi: Is it true you feel insecure about your age these days?
Chun-Li: (Smiles Sheepishly) Well, I wouldn't exactly say I feel THAT insecure about it-
Samus: (Gives her Girlfriend a Light Stern Glare) Chun......
Chun-Li: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, fine. I dread the thought about it every chance I get. Very much so........
Tifa: (Gives Chun-Li a Reassuring Smile) There's no need to feel discouraged. You're still as beautiful as you've always been.
Daisy: (Smiles as Well) Yeah, and you still managed to kick a lot of ass without breaking a single sweat.
Morrigan: You're a very unique gem of the making, dear. (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) For an old lady, that is~
Chun-Li: (Gives Morrigan a Deadpinned Look) How sweet of you, Morrigan. (Smiles Softly to Everyone Else) And you guys too. Thanks a bunch.
Samus: (Smiles Back at Chun-Li) No prob. Think you could finally quit worrying about your age now?
Chun-Li: Can't say I will completely. (Gives Samus a Cutesy Look on her Face) Buuuuuut I'll try my hardest to do so if you give me some kisses~
Samus: ('Sigh') Fiiiine. (Starts Kissing Chun-Li om the Cheek, Making her Ticklish in the Process Before Finally Pulling Back) There. (Points at Chun-Li) I better see you trying going forward, ma'am!
Chun-Li: (Giggles Starts Dying Down a Bit) I will, I will. Promise.
Daisy: Alright, Sammy, Truth or Dare?
Samus: Truth.
Daisy: You ever miss your glory days as a Bounty Hunter?
Samus: (Shrugs) Eh. To some capacity. I mean, I could do without getting myself nearly killed out of nowhere every few minutes, but I do miss the thrills and experience out of most of them. Despite all of that, I'm honestly content with living the rest of my mundane life with you dorks here.
Tifa: (Heart Begins to Melt Along with a Few Others in the Room) Sammy~ You really mean that?
Samus: ('Tch') Obviously. You guys are the closest thing I have to family- No. Scratch that. You guys ARE my family. (Starts Blushing a Bit) And....I love every single one of you. 'Cept for Ridley and DS, fuck those guys- (Immediately Gets Hugged by Most of Her New Found Family Members)
Tifa/Luigi/Lilith/Chun-Li: We love you too!~
Daisy: I always knew you have a heart, girlfriend!~
Samus: Oh piss off, I've always had a heart! (Turns Away While Pouting) It just wasn't nearly as mushy and obnoxIous till you all came into my life.......
Cloud: So we practically changed your life for the better then?
Samus: (Scoffs Once More While Shrugging) I dunno, maybe? I've been far less distant than I used to, so do what you want with that information I guess.
Cloud: (Smirks a Bit) I.E. never letting you live this down for as long as you still live and breathe?
Samus: (Puts on a More Deadpinned Look) Whatever.
Morrigan: (Watches the Group Hug Along with her King) You have such a colorful bunch of friends you have over there, my dear.
Dedede: (Snickers a Bit) You damn right I do. They could melt anyone's heart within a few days so long as you don't try and cross one of them.
Morrigan: I take it that's how you became a part of this family?
Dedede: More or less. I'd probably still be roaming around in the streets right now if they didn't take me in and gave me a fair chance of redemption. They're real good people.
Morrigan: (Smiles Softly) I agree. It's nice spending the night playing a simple child's game with each of them.
Dedede: (Forms a Playful Smirk at his Succubus of a Girlfriend) Ah, so you're finally admitting to liking the game, huh?
Morrigan: (Lets Out a Light Shriek Before Crossing her Arms and Pouting a Bit) I-I suppose I'm not having too much of a terrible time thus far. ('Sighs in Defeat') Just....please don't mention a word to this to my little sister, okay? (Lays the Side of her Head onto Dedede's Shoulder) She will never let me hear the very end of it.
Dedede: (Gives Morrigan a Reassuring Smile) Don't worry. I'll keep my lips seal on this one. Can't have my pretty lady get annoyed and miserable all night long.
Morrigan: (Happily Hugs Dedede's Arm) You sweetheart of a man. I love you~
Dedede: (Gives Morrigan a Kiss on the Head) Love ya right back.
To Be Continued
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Mini Fanfic #1250: Luigi's Mistletoe Adventures~ (SSBU X Darkstalkers)
9:23 p.m. Smash Mansion's Front Yard Entrance...........
Dedede: (Walking Up the Steps with Escargoon and Morrigan, Dressed as the Jolly St. Nick Himself, Santa Claus) ('Sighs in Pure Relief') Man, you are one helluva lifesaver in that mall today, Morrg!
Escargoon: (Turns to Morrigan with a Smile While Dressed as an Slug Elf) Yeah, there's no way we would've handle those adorable littlr demons alone without you stepping up to the plate like that.
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Dressed as Mrs. Claus) Oho stop!~ it was nothing to it. When you have to babysit your bratty little sister throughout the years like I have, you'll tend to have a better grasp at looking after children overtime. Besides, highly doubt anyone would want to deal all that nonsense at the mall all day.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at his Girlfriend) Exactly! I knew they did right by hiring you Mrs. Claus.
Escargoon: Keep up the good work, Morrigan.
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Thank you, boys!~ I'm happy to be part of the team. (Hugs Onto Dedede's Stomach in Front of Her While Playfully Running her Two Fingers Up to his Chest and Smirking Seductively at Him) Especially with someone as jolly and handsome as you, Santa Baby~
Dedede: (Smirks Back at Morrigan) Girl, you're gonna end up right on the Naughty List if you keep keep flirting with me like this.
Morrigan: And do what? Hand me a bag of coal?
Dedede: Nah, that's too old school. How about take you on a one trip ride to the Dedede Express in either one of our bedrooms instead?~ (Smacks Morrigan's Butt a Bit)
Morrigan: (Playfully Yelps) Ohho!~ Sounds like a lovely trip already ~ (Smirks Even Wider) Can't wait~
Escargoon: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face by Couple's Flirting Alone) Okay. How about we go inside the mansion already before I bang my head on the door all night, huh?
Dedede: (Clicks his Teeth Before Glaring at his Best Friend) Quit being impatient, boy, I'm 'bout open the doors! (Takes his Mansion Key Out From his Costume's Coat Pocket) Damn. Can't have any sweet couple moments these days.....
Morrigan: (Whispers into Dedede's Ear) We'll have plenty more of that inside, my dear, be patient. (Gives Dedede a Kiss on the Cheek)
Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah- Huh? (Notoces the Door is Opening Up Itself)
?????: (From the Inside) Welcome back, you guys!
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at a Very Familiar Voice Opening the Door For Him and the Others).'Ey, Luigi! Thanks for looking out, my bo- Woah!
Morrigan: Oh my~
The trio's eyes starts to widen at the sight of the green plumber's face being covered with different colored kiss marks.
Luigi: (Chuckles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) I guess you're wondering why I look like this, huh?
Escargoon: Pretty much, yeah. What happened? (Walk into the Mansion Along with Dedede and Morrigan)
Dedede: Did a rainbow came all the way down here and kiss you all night or something?
Luigi: Not exactly. (Closes the Door Behind Him Before Following Behind) I just happened to get kissed a lot by our friend group is all in the living room.
Luigi presents the gang to their friend group (Daisy, Lilith, Samus, Chun-Li, Cloud, and Tifa) the living room happily waving at them. All of whom are wearing their respective colors of lipstick
Dedede: Damn. Even Cloud?
Luigi: (Starts Blushing a Bit as He Place his Hands on Both his Cheeks) Especially Cloud~
Morrigan: (Looks Over at the Mistletoe Hanging Up at the Living Room) Might be a hunch on my part, but does the mistletoe anything to do with any of this?
Luigi: Yeah! (Chuckles Lightly Again) I went under a lot of mistletoes today, funny enough.
Escargoon: That explains it.
Dedede: Well, don't just stand there, boi, give the details!
Luigi: S-Sure, if that what want. It all started this morning......
Morning Time at Luigi and Daisy's Room.........
Daiay: Hey Weeg. Look up above. (Points Luigi to a Mistletoe Hanging Up on the Room's Doorway)
Luigi: ('Sigh') Daisy, Peach is gonna go ballistic when she finds out you moved the mistletoe here again.....
Daisy: (Giggles Softly) I didn't move the one from the living room, silly!~ I got this one from the Coin Store yesterday. They were on sale.
Luigi: Ohh okay, that make sense. (Playfully Smirks a Bit) Bet you're happy to have one of our own now, huh?~
Daisy: (Smirks Back at her Man) Oh yeah~ (Slowly Wraps her Arms Around Luigi's Waist) But what makes me even more happy is that I get to be right under it with you~
Luigi: While kissing me all over?~
Daisy: Bingo~(Kisses Luigi Lovingly on the Lips)
??????: Is that another mistletoe I see above me?~
Daisy/Luigi: (Smiles Brightly at the Sight of Their Succubus Girlfriend Appearing in Front of the Doorway While Wearing a Mistletoe Headband) Lili!~
Luigi: Here to have breakfast with us today?
Daisy: (Snickers a Bit) With that mistletoe headband of yours?~
Lilith: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep-Yep!~ It was on sale at the Coin Store yesterday and I just had to get one myself so I could kiss two of my favorite cuties in the whe world!~ (Gently Grab Hold of Luigi's Cheek) Starting with you, sweetie~ (Gives Luigi a Loving Kiss on the Lips For a Few Seconds Before Pulling Away......and Starts Kissing Him All Over his Face)
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Lili's Kisses) Lili!~ Slow down a bit, will ya?~
Lilith: (Pulls Away Again With a Apologetic Smile) Sorry~ You have such a cute, kissable face that I couldn't resist~ (Gives Luigi a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Daisy: Never could I~ (Gives Luigi Another Kiss on the Cheek Before Playfully Pouting at Lili) Also, where the heck is MY mistletoe kiss at, hm?
Lilith: Oh how rude of me~ (Walks Over and Gives her Girlfriend a Loving Kiss on the Lips Next Before Pulling Away a Few Seconds Later) Satisfecha ahora señorita?~?
Daisy: (Blushes While Giving Lilith a Very Impressed Smile on her Face) Hot damn, Lili!~ We didn't know you know a thing or two about speaking spanish too.
Luigi: (Smiles as Well) Yeah, that was great.
Lilith: (Flips the Side of Her Hair in a Elegant Like Fashion) Well, what can I say?~ My love for the both of you is so massive that I was bound to learn a different language eventually~
Daisy: From a Spanish Handbook?
Lilith: (Smiles Sheepishly) From the internet actually......Look it all up right before I came here too (Giggles a Bit Awkwardly)
Daisy: (Casually Shrugs) Learning's still learning.
Luigi: (Simply Nodded in Agreement)
Few Hours Later at the Smash Town's Workout Gym.......
Luigi: (Makes his Way to the Door Along with Samus and Chun-Li While Wiping the Sweat Off his Forehead) ('Phew') Momma Mia, that was an intense workout......
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly at Luigi) Thanks again for training with us today, Luigi. You did great out there.
Samus: (Smirks Proudly at her Green Bean) And you said you wouldn't be able to keep up with us for this long~ (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Heaf) We're proud of you, Weeg.
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Samus' Hair Ruffling) Thanks, guys~ I'm just glad to be here with you two to begin with-
Chun-Li: Stop!.
Samus: (Quickly Stops Walking Along with Luigi on Cue) Huh?
Luigi: (Quickly Turns to Chun-Li, Confused and a Tad Bit Worried) W-What's wrong?
Chun-Li: Look! (Points Luigi and Chun-Li at What is Above Their Heads Right Now) A mistletoe~
Samus: So they finally et it up here for once this holiday, huh?
Luigi: Looks pretty. You think they got it from the Coin Store as well?
Samus: (Shrugs) It's possible. (Comes Up With Something Before Turning Back to Chun-Li with a Smirk on her Face) Say, Chun, you know what I'm thinking about right now?~
Chun-Li: (Watches Samus Slightly Moves the Side of her Down to Luigi For a Brief Second Before Smirking as Well) I think I have a good idea what's in both our minds at the moment, yes~
Samus/Chun-Li: Oh Weeeeegie~
Luigi: (Notices Two Ladies Between Them Starts Slightly Lowering Themselves Down to his Height Level) Hm?
Samus: Consider this your reward for your hardwork today~
Chun-Li: As well as for being the most brave and sweetest man we know and love very much!~
The couple then proceeds to give Luigi's big kisses on both of his cheeks, causing him to blush instantly.
Luigi: (Bashfully Rubs the Back of his Head Back and Forth While in a Giggling Mess) Not the reward I expected, but I appericate it all the same!~
Samus: (Snickers at the Sight of Blushing Green Plumber in Front of Her) Well, we are under the mistletoe after all.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) Plus, you're way too cute for either of us to pass up an opportunity like this, you know?~ (Giggles Softly) We even got your knees shaking and everything ~
Luigi: (Looks Down to See That His Knees Are In Fact Shaking on Their Own) Oh wow. (Tries to Maintain his Balance) I...somehow didn't even no- Tice!? (Suddenly Gets Scooped Up into Samus Arms)
Samus: I got ya, bud. Mind if I carry you the café? It's the least I can do for making you feel wobbly like that.
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) Not at all. Though, knowing you, I doubt you would take "no" for answer when it comes to my safety.
Samus: Damn right I wouldn't. (Lightly Boops on Luigi's Nose) And you're welcome.
Few Hours Later Back at the Mansion...........
Cloud: (Walks Dpwn the Stairs With Luigi) And then after that, I told the guy "If you were half the solider you said you were, you wouldn't have to yield midway through the-" (Stops Dpwn the Steps and Soghs as He Notices Something Hanging Above of His and Luigi's Heads Right Now) God, we're under a mistletoe, aren't we?
Luigi: (Looks Up at the Mistletoe in Question) Yep. (Chuckles Lightly) That's the third time I've stumbled under one today.
Cloud: (Snickers a Bit) Is that right? Starting to get tiresome already, doesn't it?
Luigi: Nope. It actually got me more flattered if anything.
Cloud: (Raises an Eyebrow) Really? So, you wouldn't mind if we kiss under it ourselves, would you?
Luigi: No, I wouldn't mind that at all actually. (Starts Blushing Again While Scratchinghis Cheek a Little) I-In fact, if there's anyone I'd like to share this moment with, other than Daisy and Lili- (Turns to Cloud) it'd be you too, Cloud~ (Eyes Widened a Bit Before Quickly Turning Away While Smiling More Awkwardly) But I-I-I'm pretty sure you have a million other things you would rather do than-
Cloud: (Gently Tilts Luigi's Face Right Back to His) No. I don't.
Cloud place one more hand onto Luigi's other cheek before giving him a passion kiss on the lips before pulling away with a satisfied smile while panting a bit.
Cloud: There!.....Now we're- (Looks Down to See Completely Awe Struck and Speechless Luigi Looks Right Now) Oh crap. I broke him. (Picks Luigi Up in his Arms Before Seeing Tifa Smiling Widely at the Two of Them and Giving her his Signature Deadpinned Look) You saw all of that, didn't you?
Tifa: Only the kissy part~ (Giggles Softly) Seem like you definitely like it a lot to me~
Cloud: Yeah, well- (Makes his Way to the Living Room Along with Tifa) Being under a mistletoe for this long can do that you sometimes.
Tifa: Riiight~ Is he gonna be okay?
Cloud: He's just in the state of shock right now, he'll be fine. At least I hope so.
Tifa: Want me to try wale him back up?
Cloud: If you want- (Notices Another Mistletoe Hanging in Front of Tifa's Face) Why's there a mistletoe hanging in front of your face like that?
Tifa: Cause of the mistletoe headband I'm wearing right now. (Takes the Headband Off the Top of her Head and Shows it to her Boyfriend) See? It waz on sale at the Coin Store the other day I got it.
Cloud: 'Course it is. They're selling anything in that cheap store these days....
Tifa: Don't be such a grouch.
Tifa gives Luigi a kiss on the cheek, waking him back up instantly.
Luigi: I'm up! I'm- Huh? (Notices He Is Being Carried by Cloud of All People and Tifa Happily Waving at Him)
Tifa: Hi Weegie~
Luigi: (Slowly Waves Back) Hi....What happened?
Cloud: You fainted after I kissed you under the mistletoe seconds ago.
Luigi: Oh, okay- (Eyes Widened Shot Up at What Cloud Judt Said) WAIT! (Shakongly Points at Cloud) Y-Y-You k-k-kiss me....
Cloud: That I did. (Smirks Again) You like?~
Luigi: Yeah.....(Starts Blushing Yet Again) You were a good kisser~ Not nearly as great as Daisy and Lili-
Cloud: Yeah, yeah I know. (Playfully Pulls on Luigi's Cheek a Bit) You weren't bad yourself either, Weeg.
Tifa giggles some more at how cute her boys at being towards one another.
Later that Evening in the Living Room.........
Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise at Whatbis In Front of Him Right Now) You ALL want to kiss me again?
Daisy: (Seductively Smirking at Luigi While Sitting in the Living Room with the Rest of Her and Luigi's Friend Group and Wearong Orange Colored Lipstick) While we're under this conveniently placed mistletoe hanging above us~
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly While Wearing Pink Colored Lipstick) Think of this like a big grand finale for being under a lon of them already today. As well as a token of just how much we love and appericate to pieces~
Everyone: Yep!~/Mmhmm~/That's right~
Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) You guys~ I love and appericate you all too~ (Frowns a Bit) But I dunno. I don't wanna waste anymore of your time than-
Samus: (Gives Luigi a Sisterly Glare While Wearong Light Blue Colored Lipstick) Noooope! Don't even think about finishing that sentence.
Chun-Li: (Gives Luigi a Reassuring Smile While Wearong Blue Colored Lipstick) You know we never minded spending time with you.
Tifa: (Smiles Softly as Well While Wearing Red Colored Lipstick) Yeah, and we definitely don't have any problems doing this for you.
Cloud: (Wearing Black Colored Lipstick) This idea wouldn't even come to lite if you weren't n our thoughts all day. Now quit your worrying and come over here already.
Daisy/Lilith/Tifa/Chun-Li: PLEEEEEEEEASE!?~
Luigi: (Stares into the Ladies' Pleading L, Sparkling Eyes For a Brief Second Before Sighing in Defeat) Oh, alright. (Smiles Softly) There's no way I could ever say no to you guys. (Walks Over and Sits Himself Down at the Middle of the Sofa)
Daisy: (Wraps her Arm Around Her Weegie) Feeling nice and comfy already, sweetie?~
Luigi: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Ready when you all are.
Daisy: Good. (Pumps her Fist Up.in Rejoice) NOW LET'S PUCKER THOSE LIPS UP, PEOPLE!!~
Ladies: (Cheers in Rejoice as Well) YEAH!~
Cloud: (Slightly Raises his Fist Up With Less Enthusiasm in Comparison) Horray..
Back to the Present
Luigi: And that's basically the gest of it. Pretty wild, huh?
Escargoon: I'll say. You are one lucky man, Luigi Mario.
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) I-I wouldn't exactly go that far.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly and Proudly ar Luigi) Now, now, need no to be modest, boi. You should be ecstatic by the amount of love and kisses you got right now, thanks to that good heart of yours.
Morrigan: And that cute face~
Luigi: Thanks, guys. This all still feels so unreal right now....
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow at Luigi) Unreal, huh?
Luigi: (Quickly Shakes Both of his Habds In Frint of his Face in Defense).Not in a bad way, I swear! It just......Throughout my whole life, I was always given the short end of the stock, even before Mario and I became heroes. So being here and achieveing more than i ever have right now, with the people I love....It feels great and completely unbelievable rig-
The Gang: (In the Living Room) LUIGIIII!!
Daisy: (Walking Over and Standing Behind Luigi, Not Pleased) I KNOW you're not out there doubting yourself again!
Luigi: N-
Dedede: YEEUP! Our boi is at it again, y'all!!
Morrigan: Saying how unbelievable and unreal is it that he made it this far in life!~
Luigi: (Glares at the Couple) You guys- W-Woah!! (Gets Scooped Up into Daisy's Arm)
Daisy: Nah-uh. (Walks Back to the Living) Back to the Mistletoe Corner woth you, mister!~ We're gonna show you how real this all is!!
Luigi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, dear.
Escargoon: (Watches the Duo Walks Off) Did we seriously have to snitch on him like that?
Dedede: Boi needs more lovin' in his life. He'll thank of us later.
Morrigan: Agreed. How about we leave them to their private ventures and to watch some holiday movies at my place. (Hugs onto Dedede While Smirking Seductively at Him Again) My treat~
Dedede: Don't have to tell me twice! (Throws his Ring Down on the Floor, Expanding Itself into It's Giant Size) Let's go. (Smirks Back at Morrigan) You're more than welcome snuggle the whole night away in my arms if you like~
Morrigan: Yes, please!~ ('Sigh') A shame that I do not have a mistletoe of my own to use for the both of us.
Escargoon: (Sighs Heavily While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) I can't believe I'm doing this.....Hey, lovebirds! Here. (Hands the Couple Something)
Morrigan: ('Gasps') A mistletoe attached headband? (Eyes Sparkle Towards Escargoon) For me?~
Dedede: Where'd you get this?
Escargoon: From the Coin Store. It was sale the other. Thought about giving it to you later, but-
Morrigan: (Happily Hugs Escargoon) Thank you, Thank you, Thank you so MUCH, Escar!~
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at-) My man!!
Escargoon: (Reluctantly Receives a Fist Bump Shake by his Best Friend) Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas or what have you. Let's go in the damn ring already, huh?
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Mini Fanfic #1182: Morning After Their Love Making Adventures (Variety)
Mario & Peach
Mario/Peach: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on Their Own Bed)
Mario: Mamma Mia, that was so exhilarating......
Peach: And soooooo romantic too~ (Turns to Mario With a Loving Smile and Bedroom Eyes) You were wonderful from beginning to end, my dear~ The way you took charge and showering me with your affectious love~ (Forms a Sly Seductive Smirk on her Face) While looking very scrumptious I may add~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing) Come now, Peach~ You're giving me way too much credit here. You were amazing as you've always been last night. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Smiling Sheepishly) Besides, If anything, I'm more surprised by how good I look in those silk pajamas.
Peach: I know~ Not to mention how well blended it's color is to our room. I hope it didn't cost you too much of money though.
Mario: Oh no, it costed a lot more cheaper than I thought it could surprisingly. Cereza picked it out for me we went shopping yesterday. She even gave me a few pointers and a confidence boost along the way.
Peach: You've been coming to her for advice a lot now now, huh?
Mario: Only for romance related topics. She does a lot more experienced in it than the both us here.
Peach: ('Sigh') True. I can't even begin to tell you how many times her guidance helped over the years, oddly enough....
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) I can tell. You've been a lot more outgoing and adventurous as of late.
Peach: (Casually Shrugs) A princess can break loose and have some fun every once and a while. I can't be always be uptight and boring forever, you know?
Mario: (Gently Plave his Habd onto Peach's Cheek) Hey now. You were never boring in my eyes and your uptightness is one of the manyreasons why I love you~
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh Mario~ I have a so many reasons why I love you too~ Your bravery, kindness, handsomeness, and that cute squishy tummy of yours!~ (Playfully Wiggles Mario's Stomach Around)
Mario: (Starts Laughing Ticklishly by Peach's Antics) Oho really now?~ Weren't you the one who kept telling me to lose some weight?
Peach: And to stay healthy, yes. (Playfully Roll her Eyes) But I'd be lying if I say that seeing you with it hanging out hasn't aroused me in way~
Mario: Does this mean I'm off the hook from working out?
Peach: (Giggles Softly) Not even. How about i give your a nice cuddle session for your efforts~ (Gives Mario a Big Kiss on Top of his Nose) I'm very huggable~
Mario: (Happily Pulls Peach Close to Him in a Cuddle Hug) Reward accepted~
Luigi X Daisy X Lilith
The Trio: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on The Bed)
Daisy: Ohh man!~ That was one helluva night we had yesterday~
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) I know!~ It was most fun and exhilarating one yet!~
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You can say that again. You two went really all our this time around.
Daisy: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Head Back and Forth) Yeah, sorry about that. We let our horny scales run more revamped there than usual......
Lilith: (Puts On a Cute Guilty Frown on her Face) We're sorry for being too horny~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly While Quickly Shaking Both his Hands) N-No no! You girls have nothing to be sorry for, honest! If anything, I should apologize for being dull in comparison.
Lilith: ('Gasps')
Daisy: (Immediately Hugs Luigi Lovingly on One Side) Sweetie, don't say that! You were amazing through and through.
Lilith: (Hugs Luigi Lovingly om the Other Side) Your sweet, firm but tenderness love-making skills has never failed to make us happy and satisfied and last night wasn't any different!~
Luigi: You.... really think so?
Daisy: (Starts Snuggling Up on Luigi) We know so, babe. You've always done your best to keep up with us in your own way and come out on top. We couldn't be anymore proud of you than we already.
Lilith: (Happily Nodded) Uh-huh!~ (Starts Snuggling Up on Luigi on her Side of the Bed) You're a cutie in the streets, but MAJOR heart-throbbing beast out and under the sheets!~
Luigi: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Ladies, please~ You're making me blush right now~
Daisy: (Forms a Cheeky Grin While Playfully Pulling Luigi's Cheek) Good. We need a good dose of your cuteness in the early morning~
Lilith: (Forms Mischievous Grin on her Face) Annnd as a reward for your hard work last night~
Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Hard wor-(Suddenly Felt Ten Fingers Wiggling on Both of his Sides as He Begins to Laugh) heheheheheheeheHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!~
Lilith: Morning Tickle Session!~
Daisy: ('Sighs Happily') So cute~
Vector X Vanilla/Bunnie X Antoine
Married Couples: (Lets Out Each of Their Relaxed, Collectibles Sighs as They're All Laying Together on Vector and Vanilla's Bed)
Vanilla: Goodness~ That was such a wonderful double date night we had~
Vector: Yeah, no kidding. I'm still surprised how well it all went out.
Bunnie: I'm down for havin' another one if y'all are.
Vector: Sure!
Vanilla: (Happily Nodded) Oh absolutely~
Antoine: Yes, that sounds be an excellent plan indeed. (Starts Yawning a Bit While Snuggling onto his Wife, Bunnie) In such a bright, beautiful morning tod- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened Up) WAIT! What time iz it!?
Vector: Uhhhhhh......(Picks his Phone Up From the Dresser Right Next to His Side of the Bed)
Vanilla: Don't forget to put on your glasses, dear.
Vector: Don't worry, hon, i got it. (Picks his Reading Glasses Up From the Dresser and Puts it On Over his Eyes Before Reading the Tome on his Phone) It's......huh. Already 7:30.
Antoine: 7:30!? (Grabs Both Sides of his Hair in a Very Panic Like State) Oh nononononononononon!! It can't be happening!
Bunnie: Hey, Suga 'Twan, listen-
Antoine: I am supposed to be one of the formidable royal guards if the entirety of the Acorn Castle, always on time as I ahould and I'm already thirty minutes LATE!?
Bunnie: Suga 'Twan.
Antoine: What would his majesty would zay if I arrived thirty minutes? N-N-No doubt he would be furious, beyond disappointed but....(Starts Fearing For the Worst) What if he demote me to much lower rank? Even AFTER he promoted me months ago?
Bunnie: Antoine....
Antoine: OHHHHHHH! One of my many nightmares has finally come to ze light of this beautiful morning!! Ze horror, ZE HORROR-
Bunnie: (Immediately Grabs Both of her Husband's Shoulders) ANTOINE! Calm yourself, 'hon. Remember the breathing exercise your psychologist have been teachin' you lately?
Antoine: (Still Shaking a Bit) R-Right. Breath in.....(Takes a Deep Breath Before Exhaling Out) And out.
Bunnie: That's it, sugah, one more time now. Breath back in.....
Antoine: (Takes a Deep Breath Again)
Bunnie: And breath back out.
Antoine: (Exhale the Air Back Out) Okay.....I think I'm calm now.
Bunnie: (Smiles a Bit) That's good, baby, I'm proud of ya. (Kiss the Top of Antoine's Head)
Antoine: ('Sighs in Defeat') But what's ze use? It's only a matter of time before I get....('Sniff') Demoted.
Bunnie: (Forms a Reassuring Smirk on her Face) Not if you have a couple of days off and counting~
Antoine: Oh how cruel ze world i- (Eyes Begins to Widened Again) Wait. I have days off? B-But how?
Bunnie: I asked Sally Girl to convince her father to give you those days off. In exchange for her finishing up a few of his paperwork in advance.
Meanwhile at Sally's Office........
Sally groans very loudly with her head down and five mountain stacks of paperwork on her desk beside her.
Back at Vector and Vanilla's Room
Bunnie: I'm sure she'll get'em done for like......A few hours or so maybe? A day if the king decides to-
Antoine: (Happily Pulls Bunnie Into a Very Loving Hug) Ohh Ms Douce, Chérie Bunnie!~ You made ze happiest man in zis very house!~ (Starts Kissing on his Wife Cheeks)
Bunnie: (Giggles Ticklishly by Antoine's Affections) Yeah, yeah~ You're always welcome, honey bun.
Antoine: (Gives Bunnie One Big Final Kiss For Now) Wait a tick. (Turns to Vector) Vector, do you have any idea what time you're supposed to be at work today? I do not wish to see my own brother-in-law get in trouble for potential tardiness.
Vector: (Forms a Relaxed Smile on his Face) On the contrairé, my panicky brother-in-law, I'm on a few days off myself, on the account of me being my own boss-
'Ahem'
Vector: (Turns to see his Wife Smirking at Him with her Arms Crossed Before Chuckling Awkwardly) A-And Vanilly too. She's the real boss of this operation.
Vanilla: That's right~ (Happily Hugs her Husband) And as your boss, I order you to spend the rest of your appointed days off with you darling of a wife~ (Starts Kissing Vector on the Cheek Repeatedly)
Vector: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Vanilla's Kisses) Will do, boss!~ Loud and clear.
Bunnie: (Chuckles Lightly at Her and Twan's Fellow Married Couple Duo) You know, all this restin' already got me in the mood for some breakfast right 'bout now.
Vanilla: (Smiles Brightly to an Idea) Ooh! Do you want me to make all some? It'll make our day even brighter!~
Bunnie: (Starts Stretching her Arms Up in the Air) Only if you let me help ya out, cuz. I've been doin' some cookin' on my own time as of late.
Antoine: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) It'z true!~ You two must try her blueberry pancakes. They are truly divine worthy, justlike beautiful chef herself~ (Kiss the Top of Bunnie's Hand)
Bunnie: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Oh come now, Sugah Twah, no need to keep butterin' me up this early.
Vector: We've got a few more blueberries left for you to use in the fridge.
Bunnie: Blueberry Pancakes it is then. (Got Herself Out of the Bed) You boys stay in here while V' and I get breakfast ready.
Vanilla: (Got Herself Out of the Bed as Well) And once we finished eating and relaxing, we could start Round 2~
Vector/Antoine: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Round 2?
Bunnie: (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Y'all don't really think we're gonna put our love making session to close now, do ya?~
Vanilla: (Clasps her Hands Together While Putting on A Very Sweet Smile on her Face) Last night was sofun and adventurous that it got us yearning for more. (Starts Smirking as Well) And since our babies are scheduled to come back home in the mid afternoon......
Bunnie: (Place her Hand on Antoine's Cheek) What better way to pass the time than to continue showering you handsome fellas with some bunny love n' charm~
Antoine: (Love and Awe Struck at How Irresistible his Wife Truly Is) Oh mon amour~ (Gets Kissed on the Lips by Bunnie)
Vanilla: (Places her Hands onto Vector's Cheek) Does that sound like a reasonable plan to you, Vector-Kins?~ (Gives Vector a Very Loving Kiss on the Lips)
Vector: (Already Love Struck by His Wife's Kiss) Y-Yeah~ I'm down~
Vanilla: (Smiles Brightly) Spendid!~ I can't wait!~
Bunnie: (Smiles Brightly as Well) Same here! But let's get our breakfast on already! (Walks Out of the Bedroom With Vanilla Following Behind Her)
Vanilla: We'll call you if we need anything.
The wives then blows two kisses at their loving husbands before happily waving at them by the doorway.
Bunnie/Vanilla: We'll miss you!~ (Giggles Softly Among Themselves Before Heading to the Kitchen Together)
Vector: (Watches the Ladies Leave While Still Laying on the Bed with Antoine) So we're really going back at it again, huh?
Antoine: ('Sigh') It seems a job of pleasing your lovely wives iz never truly done. (Turns to Vector) Let us continue on giving it our very all, brother.
Vector: (Nodded To Antoine in Agreement) Let's.
The two brother-in-laws give each other fistbumps as they embark on the rest of the day going forward.
Terry X Mary
Terry/Mary: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on The Bed)
Mary: That was too damn good of the Nighy if I do say so myself~
Terry: (Chuckles Lightly) I'll say! (Turns to Mary with a Smirk and Bedroom Eyes) I dunno why, but I seemed to be keep forgetting how awesome you are at taking charge~
Mary: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, it's part of my job description after all. (Smirks Back at Terry) Though, I do love how lovely the sound of your moans are, Handsome~
????: Don't forget loud.
The couple gasps at the sight of someone standing in front of their bedroom's doorway who is none other than......
Terry/Mary: ROCKY! (Immediately Smiles Very Awkwardly) H-Heyyyyy!~
Terry: 'Sup there, little cub!
Mary: You had a good night sleep last night?
Terry: Or some......Sweet dreams at least?
Rock: (Already Has a Tires, Deadpinned Look on his Face) ............What do you think?
Terry: (Lowers his Smile Along with Mary's) You heard all of that last night, didn't you?
Rock: Yep.
Mary: (Notices the Opened Door in Her and Terry's Room Before Sighing and Facepalming Herself) Amd we didn't even bother to close the door behind us the whole time, didn't we?
Rock: Not. Even. (Walks Away) These walls aren't soundproof, you know?
Mary: We're sorry, sweetie!
Terry: We're be careful next time, we swear!....('Sighs Heavily') We gotta buy that kid those noise canceling earphones for his birthday coming up.
Mary: Agreed. Here's hoping there's cheaper ones this time around.
Shumako
Makoto: (Sighs Relaxingly as She Has the Side of her Head Laying on Ren's Chest) Valentine, the night of romance, has finally concluded for the new year~
Ren: (Casually Shrugs) Eh. It ended too soon for my liking. (Smirks Down at Makoto) I was really enjoying your "freaky" side all night yesterday~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) I bet you were!~ (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) And I suppose your version wasn't too bad either, albeit cute~
Ren: (Playfully Scoffs) Honey, please. I'm adorable~
Makoto: (Finally Smirks Back) You goddamn right~ (Starts Making Out with her Joker) So cute~ Firm~ And the sweetest of all SORTS of areas!~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) apretty sure you fit thise descriptions a lot more better than I ever could~
Makoto: Maybe, but I'm not entirely qrong, am I?~
Ren: Not even for a millisecond~ (Kiss Makoto on the Lips) Shame we have to go back to our regularly scheduled program that is society.
Makoto: (Shrugs) Fun has to come to an end sooner and later. (Sighs While Snuggling onto her Joker Some More) I just wish this could last longer than it does now~
Ren: Eh I'm sure we could pick this back up later today if we're in the mood again. (Smiles Softly) There's no way I'm gonna leave my Queen high and dry like that all day
Makoto: (Smiles Back at Ren) Likewise, my dear Joker. Likewise.
Ren: (Sighs While Sitting Up amd Stretching his Arms Up in the Air) Unfortunately, I gotta start off my day in a few minutes.
Makoto: Aww....Already?
Ren: Yeah. I promised Sojiro I help him out with the shop today now that our Oracle's out in school.
Makoto: (Smiles Softly) I'm proud of her for coming out of her shell more often these days.
Ren: (Gets Himself Out of Bed) I'm proud to have her as my sis in general. No matter much of a nerd she is. (Points at Makoto) Don't tell her I said that.
Makot: Only if you promise to keep yourself out of trouble. I know you~
Ren: ('Scoffs') Please. My rebellious phrase is already behind me.
Makoto: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Uh-huh, sure. (Smacks Ren's Ass)
Ren: (Burst Out Laughing) Makoto!~ (Turns to His Queen with a Very Playfully Smirk on his Face) I didn't take you for the kinky type at all~
Makoto: (Puts on a Cute Pouty Look on her Face) Oh hush up! It's your fault I'm like this.
Ren: Hey, you choose to be more loose. I just provide you guidance. Buuuut if I know you would like my ass that much, I'd probably would've show it off to you more often~
Makoto: ('Sigh') Just go get yourself ready already! (Smacks Ren's Ass Again)
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, alright, I'm going. I'll miss you till then.
Makoto: (Starts Smiling Again) I'll miss you more, Ren-Ren~
Ren blows a kiss at Makoto before hitting the showers.
Makoto: (Watches Ren Walk Out of the Bedroom Before Taking a Deep Breath) One of these days......(Turn Over to her Side of the Bed and Takes Out a Black Mini Box From Inside the Dresser's Drawer) Might not be today, tomorrow or any of the weeks and months coming up, but ONE of these days, Ren Amimaya.....(Opens the Box, Revealing a Golden Ring Inside) I am GOING to marry you.
'To Be Continued
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Mini Fanfic #1247: Finishing This Challenge (SSBU X Darkstalkers)
10:27 P.M. at the Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Bedoom......
Incoming Video Call
Morrigan: Hello!?~ This is the glorious, most breath-taking Queen of the Night you have the honor of speaking to!~
Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes at the Other Side of the Screen) ('Ugggh') You still going around calling yourself that in phone calls?
Morrigan: Well, how else am I supposed to answer a call?
Lilith: By answering it like a normal person? Duh-Doy!
Morrigan: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) Did you call just to criticize me all night?
Lilith: Ooh that does sound tempting!~ (Giggles a Bit) But nah. I just wanted to check up on you and De's date night at the club as I cuddle with my lovely princess and plumber~ (Holds Up her Tablet to Show Off Luigi and Daisy Laying Next to Her on Her Bed)
Luigi/Daisy: (Happily Waves Hello to Morrigan) Hi, Morrigan!~
Morrigan: (Happily Waves Hello Back to the Two Halves of the Trio Couple) Hello, my friends!~ We're having such a wonderful time thus far. The beverages are eligible, the atmosphere is vibrant and lively- (Forms a Devious Smirk on her Face) And I may have convinced two of our modeling friends to twerk around my darling king in the corner for ten minutes since then~
Lilith: (Gasps Along with Daisy) No way!~
Luigi: (Genuinely Surprised) That long?
Daisy: You're joking!
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) I'm not!~ Take a look for yourselves.
Morrigan moves her phone over to the corner where two of her co-workers in the fashion scene are seen dancing and twerking in front of cornered King Dedede who is trying his absolute hardest to look away from every angle and not lose his composure.
Dedede: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Why the hell ya'll have to look so damn sexy for-AHHHH!
Models: (Giggles While Dancing)
Daisy: (Bursts Out Laughing Along With Her Two Lovers) PFFTHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!~
Luigi: Ohohoho no! Dededeheeheeheheheee!~
Lilith: Mohohorgaaan!~ (Tries Dying Down her Laugher as She Wipes a Tear Away From her Eyes) You're gonna make that poor penguin man combust at this rate.
Morrigan: That's been the master plan since day oneee!~ (Let's Out an Evil Giggle)
Luigi: (Tries Dying Down his Laughter Next) Hey, this goes without saying- (Wipes a Tear From his Eyes) But I think the majesty came a really long way in the challenge so far.
Daisy: (Finally Putting her Laughing to Rest With a Smile on her Face) I know, right? And he's not even bragging about it either. I'm so proud of him.
Morrigan: Me too~ But atlas, all good things must to an end at some point and it will most certainly be tonight.
The sound of more giggling occurs at Morrigan's side of the call as she turns to see more of her modeling friends joined in on the twerk fest.
Dedede: (In the Background) AHH! Where the hell did the rest of y'all came from!?
Lilith: Wow, they are having themselves a little party over there, aren't they?
Morrigan: ('Sigh') Seems like it. I should probably join in as well. (Starts Pouting a Bit) It's my turn to tease him~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Try not to go too wild on them, Morrigan. It looks like he's struggling a bit.
Morrigan: That handsome man is a trooper of the making, I'll give him that. (Puts on a More Competitive Smirk on her Face) But I'll be damned if I back down that easily~
Luigi: (Sighs While Shrugging) So much for that request.
Daisy: (Happily Rubs the Top of Luigi's Head) You did the best you could, sweetie, it's okay.
Lilith: Well, don't let us keep you any longer then. Let me us in on the juicy details after you bring him home tonight, will ya?
Morrigan: Sure thing. (Happily Waves Goodbye to Lilith and her Two Lovers) Toodles!~
Lilith/Daisy: Bye, Morrigan!~
Luigi: Have a good night!
Video Call Ends
Daisy: Morrigan's gonna suck the entire life force out of him whether he pass or fails, isn't she?
Lilith: (Puts her Tablet Down) Most definitely, yeah. (Smiles Excitedly) Now, who in here's ready to fail No Nut November tonight ourselves!?~
Luigi: (Happily Raises his Hand Up) I am!~
Dausy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air in Pure Rejoice); WOOOOOOO!~
Luigi, Daisy, Lilith: Three Failures of the Blissful Night
Few Minutes of Clubbing Later, Straight to the Aensland Sister's Mansion......
'Door Closed'
Morrigan: (Let's Out a Very Satisfied Sigh as She and Made Their Way Upstairs) Such a marvelous night at the club that was, don't you agree,my dear?~
Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, it was a night to remember alright, especially with the twerk team comin' outta nowhere. (Raises an Eyebrow at his Queen of the Night) -Less you had something to do with it.
Morrigan: (Puts on a Very Fake Innocent Look on her Face) Who, little ol' me?~ (Starts Swaying her Hips Around) Why, I would never ever ever ever EVER think of doing such indecent thing-
Dedede: (Comically Glares at his Now Snickering Girlfriend) Oh cut the cutesy-wooesy act already, girl!! I been know it was you the moment you joined in and gave me a lapdance, which was pretty damn amazing I must admit! THANK YOU!
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly at How Silly Her King is Acting) You're very welcome, my dear!~ I'm glad you has a good time.
Dedede: Mmhmm. Glad you do too. (Notices amd Then Points Morrigan to Something Purple From Inside a Slightly Opened Door Room) Is that your over there, Morrg?
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded as She Sprints Her Way to the Room Door) Yep! My sweet, humble abode!~ (Opens the Door as She Bows and Presents Dedede to her Own Bedroom) After you, my dear?~
Dedede: (Walks Into the Room, Looks Around, and Starts Nodding in Awe at How Pretty and Elegant Looking it Truly Is) Well, I'll be damn, girl, your room looks really nice.
Morrigan: You like?~ It used to be so bland looking when Lilith and I first moved here, so I figured I give it a much needed makeover. I even managed to clean it nice and tidied up this morning- (Slowly Leans Closer to De with a Seductive Smile on her Face) Just for you and me to countless upon countless nights together going forward~ (Gives De a Kiss on the Cheek)
Dedede: (Suddenly Winces a Bit While Blushing and Letting Out a Bit of an Awkward Smile on his Fac3) H-Hell yeah. You did good girl.
Morrigan: Thank you, my- (Suddenly Gasps as She Points Down at the Front of Dedede's Pants) Dedede! That poor bulge of yours has gotten more bigger than usual. (Starts Getting Worried) Has holding this in for too long been harming you in anyway?
Dedede: Whaaaaat? (Chuckles Awkwardly) Of course not, girl! I've been golden all month.
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow at Dedede in Silence)
Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, fine. So maybe it has been taking a toll on me. This is the farthest I took in this challenge, I didn't think I made this far. (Cracks his Knuckles) And I'mma make sure it stays that way a little longer.
Morrigan: What are you planning?
Dedede: The only thing I can think of doing: Punching my nuts.
De lowers his fist down to his crotch area until Morrigan was able to immediately catch it in time.
Morrigan: (Glares at Dedede) You will do no such thing!! That beautifup, royal rod of yours is far more delicate than you think and I refuse to let you damage it!
Dedede: Well, how else am I supposed to calm it down?
Morrigan: (Softens her Glare Down a Notch) Well, there is one solution for all of this to go away.
Dedede: (Eyes Widened at Figuring Out What the Situation is Before Putting on a Glare of his Own) Ohhh no. I did NOT go through a month worth of teasing, moanings, and twerking to throw it all away now! I'm only one step closer to proving my worth as a man!
Morrigan: (Squeezes Dedede's Hand While Glaring at Him Again) You already ARE a man, Komg Dedede! To your friends, your families, and even more so to ME! And I refuse to let anyone, let alone YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!
Dedede: You....(Softens his Glare Down to Genuine Surprise Look on his Face) Really mean all of that?
Morrigan: (Softens her Glare Down Again With a Genuine, Loving Smile in her Face) Of course I do, you silly penguin~ I've always thought of you the very moment you came into my life. You don't need to constantly participate in that dumb, meme worthy contest just to prove your worth. You've done plenty of remarkable deeds in the past that helped you earn that title already. (Sighs While Frowning) That being said, had I known you were suffering this whole time, I would've put a stop to my foolishness a lot sooner. I'm so sorry.
Dedede: (Moves hus Hand Away and Gently Grab Onto Morrigan's With a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Nah, don't worry about it. You're a succubus. Getting people aroused and getting joy off of it is basically in your job description, remember? It's my fault going back to thay dumb challenge in the first place. ('Sighs Heavily') Can't believe this is 'bout to come out of my mouth, but Samus is right. I can't keep doing this all year anymore.
Morrigan: (Eyes Starts Widening Up) Does this mean-
Dedede: Yep. I'm calling it quits. And for rest of the night- (Opens his Arms Wide) I'm all yours.
Morrigan: (Happily Hops Up and Down While Clapping her Hands and Squealing Before Giving Dedede a Loving Hug) I can't wait!~ (Looks Up at Dedede With her Sparkling Eyes) I missed the way you make me sing my lungs out with your tender, firm assertiveness~
Dedede: I miss how cute and sexy you look when you take it in all directions and those high notes of yours- (Does the Pacha Meme Expression) Mmmmm Mm Mm~ The most beautiful thing I've ever in my life~
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Oho you sweetheart of a man you!~ You're just saying that to butter me up~
Dedede: Maybe~ (Pulls Morrigan Closer to Him With a Seductive Smirk on his Face) But I do know that I want ya~
Morrigan: (Smirks Back at her King) I want you more~
Dedede: Oh yeah? Then prove it.
Morrigan: (Climbs Herself Up to Dedede's Face as She Crosses and Hugs her Legs Behind his Back) Right away, sir~
And so, the two uncanny pair begins to making out with one another in a sensual fashion.
Dedede: (Welp. Guess this is where my journey end, folks. I tried so hard and got so far throughout the whole month until the very end, not towards the finish line but a brick wall instead. But you know what? This is fine. I made huge improvement after all those years of failing early and I'm dating the most beautiful succubus in the universe. If all of that in it of itself ain't wins already, then I dunno what is-)
Morrigan: DEDEDE!!~
Dedede: (Eyes Opens Back Up as He Comes Back to Reality) Huh? What's wrong?
Morrigan: Look! (Points Dedede Towards Her Clock on her Dresser, Right Next to Her Bed as It Reads 12:06 A.M)
Dedede: Damn, it's midnight alread- Wait. (Eyes Widened as It Suddenly Hits Him.....) I did. It's December 1st.....(Starts Smiling Victoriously) I've actually done it!
Morrigan: (Happily Raises her Hands Up in the Air as She Got Off of Dedede to Celebrate) YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT NUTTING!!!~
Dedede: (Happily Raises his Fist Up in Rejoice) I DID!! I WON! THANK PALUTENA I FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOON!!
Morrigan: (Cheers and Hops Around I'm Rejoice Along with Dedede)
Palutena: (Giggles Softly Telepathically) (I'm very happy for you, Dedede~ Don't ever curse after calling my name out again.)
Dedede: Right. (Clears his Throat) Sorry.
Morrigan: Who were you apologizing to you, darling?
Dedede: Palutena. She usually answer every time we thank her name in vain, with her goddess and all.
Morrigan: Ahh okay, gotcha.
'A Second of Silence'
Dedede/Morrigan: I/YOU WON!!
Dedede hugs and picks Morrigan up as the two continues to celebrate in his long awaiting victory.
Morrigan: Oh my sweet, darling king, words cannot even begin to express just how happy I am for you right- Wooah! (Suddenly Gets Toss onto her Bed) D-Darling? What is the meaning of-
Morrigan's eyes slowly starts to widen up as she sees her man glaring down at her menacing as he's surrounding in dark blue aura and the theme of his Masked Persona starts playing in the background.
Dedede: Morrigan Aensland, it's 12:00. Time for your Plowing Session.
Morrigan: (Stares at Dedede Forba Brief Second Before Letting Out an Intrigued, Evil Sounding Laugh) If that's truly what you desire- (Puts on The Most Seductive Smirk She Could Muster as She Motions Her Finger Towards Her) Then come and get me~
Dedede lauches himself towards the Queen of the Night and took all their clothes off one by one as they finally begin their long awaited love plowing session. And yes, hie tender, yet firm and now more intense assertive skills in the bed was more than enough to make Morrigan sing all those beautifully, pleasurable high notes throughout the whole night and she adored every second of it.
One Night of Intense Plowing Session Later........
The bright morning sun has risen back up for the very first day of December. Our two unusual lovers managed to tire themselves out by them as Dedede looked nearly drained out with a very satisfied smile on his face as his queen, Morrigan, is seen sleeping happily on his big stomach. All was right in the-
'BUZZZZZZZZZZZ'
Morrigan: (Wakes Herself Up as She Stretches Her Arm Up and Let Out a Cute Sounding Yawn Before Groaning in Annoyance) (How come the battery in my phone isn't dead yet? It is far too early for this nonsense, especially on my day off.)
Morrigan picks her buzzing phone up from the dresser and turns the alarm off before noticing the time on the screen.
Morrigan: (Huh. It's 7am already? I could've sworn it was 8 a.....m. ('Sigh') That's right. I forgot to the set clock up yesterday. (Eyes Suddenly Widened in Horror at the Realization) WAIT! If that's the case.... a-and it's 7 am, then that means....(Places her Hands onto Both of her Cheeks in Pure Horror) WE HAD SEX AN HOUR EARLY!!! (Violently Shakes her Head in Denial) Nononononono no no no, this cannot be happening right now,, this is madness! What would Dedede say if he-)
'Zzzzzzzzz......'
Morrigan looks down at her sleeping, drained out king beneath her, smiling the whole way through, looking as if he is finally at peace. His face alone was more than enough to help her calm down and eventually smile as well.
Morrigan: (No. After all the stress and trouble I've put him through and all the hardwork he endure throughout all of November, I refuse to crush his spirit abd victory.) You've done well, my king. I love you so much.
Morrigan gives Dedede a kiss on his forehead before going back to sleep on top of his stomach. Now all is right in the world, for real this time.
King Dedede: Finally Completes The N.N.N. CHALLENGE!! (Sort of XD)
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Mini Fanfic #1188: A Chance For Romance? (SSBU X Darkstalkers)
12:16 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.......
Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You got DIGITS!?
Chun-Li: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) FROM MORRIGAN OF ALL PEOPLE!!?
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Indeed I have! All this time I thought I would never that girl again. (Chuckles Wholeheartedly) But look at lady-luck finally handin' me a bone for once today!
Samus: (Raises an Eyebrow) Finally?
Cloud: The tow truck took De's Wheelie Cycle away earlier.
Dedede: And it was all AFTER it broke down on me in the middle of road. AGAIN!
Samus: Seriously? That's like the third time that happened this week
Luigi: You think it may be time for you to get a new motorcycle at some point? I heard they're more cheaper these days.
Dedede: ('Sigh') I might as well do so at this point. (Casually Shrugs) But it's no biggie'. (Went Back to Grinning Again) As soon as I get me a new ride, I'll be taking my potential honey to all sorts of places, satisfaction guaranteed~ (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh)
Everyone: ('Sighs in Concern')
Dedede: Ah come on! Don't be sighing like that, y'all! I've been through crazier dates before and I've made all of out unscathed!
Daisy: Yeah. Mostly thanks to us saving your hide!
Dedede: (Turns to Daisy) Girl, what you talkin' about?
Daisy: Remember the time you dated some pirate girl named Syrup?
Flashback
Syrup: (Place her Hands under a Tied UpDedede's With a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Now~ Tell me more about your kingdomnd riches~ (Uses her Sword to Poke Dedede in the Stomach) Or you walk the plank.
Dedede looks down at the ocean him and the plank were hovering filled with sharks circling around amd jump up and dpwn from the area, before screaming for his life while the captain herself let's out an elegant laugh until Daisy German Suplexed her from behind, letting out a vicious battle cry.
Luigi: (Coming Out of Nowhere, Delivering the Countdown and Slamming his Hand Down on the Ship's Boardwalk While Wearing a Referee Shirt) One, Two, THREE!
End of Flashback
Dedede: ('Sighs a Bit Dreamingly') Yeah, that lady was smokin' hot for a good for nothin' pirate captain~
Daisy: DE!
Dedede: What!? I said Good For Nothin' Pirate Captain! Y'all hearing aid ain't working or something?
Samus: ('Sigh') Moving on, there's also that time with the witch.
Another Flashback
Grutilda: (Riding on her Magical Broom While Dragging a Tied Up Dedede on the Streets Along with Her) The only thing that will satisfy this uneventful date time, is taking this fat bird's wealth and prime! AHHHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!~
Samus: You're primeless ass is about get subdued if you don't get back here with our De!! (Angrily Chases the Witch Behind on Foot Along with Chun-Li, Banjo & Kazooie)
End of Flashback
Dedede: The witch bitch was crazy, but her rhyming game was top-notch, ain't gonna lie to ya.
Samus: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, for the first five minutes. It started getting real annoying after that.....
Cloud: Let's not forget about the aftermath of the date you had with that crazy surgeon.
Dedede: ('Sigh') Don't remind me......
Yet Another Flashback
Dedede: (Starts Waking Up) ...Huh? W-What the-(Frantically Looking Around in the Dark While Laying his Back on Something Metal and Strapping him Up Tightly) Who turned off all the lights?
??????: Oh. You're finally awake.
As the lights turn on revealing the room to be some rundown apartment, the former king of Dreamland looks up to see a woman with blue hair, wearing a nurse outfit and an eyepatch, with the name "Nurse Valentine" staring down at him seductive yet very dangerously, giving him the perfect cue to scream in horror.
Valentine: Now~ Tell me where it hurts-
Before the nurse could do anything, Tifa suddenly comes out of nowhere and punch her straight across her face hard enough to send her flying toward the other side of the room right before tackling her afterwards.
Cloud: (Rushes in and Looks Down at Dedede) De! You all right?
Dedede: (Shaking in Fear) I-I-I don't know, maybe!? Check to see if my body is still in one piece- (Suddenly Felt Cloud Punching his Leg) Ow!
Cloud: You felt that?
Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Hell yeah I did! ('Sigh') I swear. Y'all soldiers punch too hard......
Cloud: Hey! (Points at Dedede) That's EX-Solider to you, ex-king.
Dedede: Soldier, Ex-Solider, who gives a shit? Just get me outta here before that crazy nurse come-
Tifa: (Punching the Daylights Out of Valentine in the Background) Don't. You. EVER. Kidnap. Our. King. And. Friend. Again. YOU HEAR ME!?
Dedede: (Eyes Widened at the Sound of Those Punches) .......Tif molly-whopping her ass, isn't she?
Cloud: Yep. (Starts Taking the Strap Covers Off of Dedede) She's been worried sick, you know?
Dedede: Uh-huh. Remind me to never piss her off again........
End of Flashback
Dedede: Her crazy ass gives every medical team in the globe a bad name......(Still Notices the Worried Looks on Everyone's Faces Before Sighing Again) Okay, listen, I know my dates gotten a lot more insane than usual, but Morrigan doesn't seem all that bad to me, at least in comparison to those wacky nutjobs that's for sure.....(Turns to Chun-Li) Chun, you had history with her before before, right? Has she does anything sinister under you watch? You know, besides doing all those succubus activities you mentioned?
Chun-Li: (Crosses her Arms While Reminiscing on the Past) No, actually. Despite her troublesome tendencies, she has proven herself to be a trusted ally countless times again. (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Especially during those worlds hopping fiascos we kept getting dragged into.......
Samus: (Turns to her Girlfriend with an Impressed Smirk on her Face) Ah is that right?~ How crazy are we talking here? World ending crazy or the more random side?
Chun-Li: ('Sigh') Both. We were tasked to find the Portalstone and return it back to it's rightful owners which that, in it of itself, sounds a whole lot easier said than done in retrospect, but I digress for now. (Frowns a Bit a Dedede) Are you really sure you wanna go through with this ordeal, De? There's no telling what lies ahead for you two going forward.
Dedede: Yeah, it's a tall, risk making order go through for sure, but I think I'll be more prepared for whatever happens this time around, you know? So yeah, I'm sure. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) I was gonna ask y'all to keep looking out for me if you want, but now I feel bad for dragging y'all into my crazy love life in the first place.
Daisy: (Happily Hugs Dedede Along With Everyone Else in the Room, Minus Cloud who is only Patting the atop of his Head) Nah, don't worry about all of that, you big lug. We're a family. We always got your back whether you ask for it or not.
Luigi: You have any when you're to text her? The Dine-in is about to close in the next few minutes or so.
Dedede: I'll text her a little later. I'm certain she already has a busy schedule in her hands knowing her profession.
Meanwhile at the Koop's Hot Springs
Morrigan: (Sighs Very Relaxingly as She Sits Down on Soothing Hot Tub) Finally~ Free from work at laaast~
Lilith: (Sighs While Sitting in Fron of her Older Sister) Sis, you've only worked in that place for five to six hours. It's couldn't be that long.
Morrigan: You don't know what it's like in there, Lili. The pestering customers, the grumpy, rude mannered manager yelling at your ear all morning, the excruciating pain you feel when you have to stand and walk around while you work for those amount of hours......
Lilith: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) No one told you to wore those new heels of your all morning, Morrigan.
Morrigan: (Pouts at Lilith) But they look marvelous on me!~ I would do them a terrible disservice if I didn't have them on me today!
Lilith: Then wear them for an occasions then if you love 'em so much! It saves both of us the trouble.....
Morrigan: I'll wear them whenever I feel like wearing them, thank you!~
Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes) Still don't see how I'm supposed to be the immature one of this nutty family, but go off I guess.
Morrigan: Go off I shall! (Smiles Brightly) Especially now that I have brand new gentleman I may have fallen head over heels over!~
Lilith: (Eyes Widened) Already? What happened to that rich guy you were dating last year?
Morrigan: Who? Vega? (Turns Away) ('Ugh') I've long since been over him. Far too narcissistic for my liking and well being.
Lilith: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Good. I never liked that creep from the beginning. He wouldn't stop seducing me and the other ladies whenever you're not around in the same area.
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that right? Remind me to take care of him personally when we cross paths again.
Lilith: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) No need for that, sis~ I've kicked him in the jewels so hard that his eyes popped out. He won't be bothering for very long time~
Morrigan: (Smirks Proudly at her Little Sister) Good girl.
Lilith: Thank you!~ Now who's the lucky guy you're into now?
Morrigan: Dedede, the Ex-King Of Dreamland~
Lilith: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) ('Gasps') You that blue penguin guy in the Smash Family!?
Morrigan: The very same~ ('Sighs Dreamingly') Such a wonderful man he was, Lili~ He's handsome looking, hilarious, quite the charmer, his hair looks almost as gorgeous as mines, on the chubby side, but I don't mind one bit. In fact, I've started to gain an apperication for all things round and chunky these days~
Lilith: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Round and chunky~
Lilith smiles fondly as she daydreams about two of her romantic partners, Daisy and Luigi, seductively hip bumping one aother, showing off their big, round, plumpy rears while giggles respectively before reality starts coming back to her back to her like a boomerang
Lilith: (Quickly Shakes her Head Before Coming Back to the Topic at Hand) S-So Uh..('Clears Throat') You guys are gonna go on a date at some point?
Morrigan: I hope and believe so. It's our second time seeing each other in person though, so I think it would be in our best interest to take our newly found connection slow for the time being, no?
Lilith: (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Morrigan Aensland taking things slow for once? Biggest surprise I've seen in the New Years yet~
Morrigan: (Smirks Back at her Little Sister) Says the young woman in front of me who did with a plumber and a princess on the nice she first laid her eyes upon them~
Lilith: (Immediately Pouts at Morrigan) I've been coped up in our mansion for years now, SUE ME!! (Turns Away and Crosses her Arms While Blushing) Besides, it's not my fault they're both so cute, sweet, and sexy.....
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) You are such a mess Lilith, you know that?~
Lilith: (Comically Glares at Morrigan) TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, HUSSY!
Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) Okay, okay, calm down already. We're supposed to be here to relax, remember?
Lilith: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah....Let's get this R&R session over with so you can head back home and text your future boyfriend all day.
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds like a plan!~
Few Minutes Later
Dedede: Yo!
Dedede: Wanted to let you know its me textin' u
Dedede: De•De•De!✌
Morrigan: Hello, my darling King!~ 👑
Dedede: U mean former king, right?
Dedede: Cuz I still don't have my castle back.
Dedede: Or my Wheelie Cycle....
Morrigan: I know what you mean, you poor thing lol
Morrigan: Doesn't matter to me that you're royalty or not
Morrigan: You'll always be a King to me, my dear~ 😘
Dedede: .........Damn
Dedede: Not even a minute goes by and u making me blush already!?
Dedede: Has to be new record or somethin lol
Morrigan: Lmao I'm so happy I made you feel that way, darng!
Morrigan: Because from here on out, I'm going to do everything in my power to spoil you to the rotteness of all cords~
Morrigan: Figuratively of course 😉
Dedede: Well, bring it on then, little lady~
Dedede: I've been eating more sweets than a fat kid lovin' cake, I can take you on!
Morrigan: Challenge Accepted, Dear~ 😘 😘
............................................................................
Cloud: (Notices the Text Messages on De's Phone) Feelingmore adventurous today, aren't we, De?
Dedede: (Casually Shrugs) I'll take what I can handle. Now hush and let me text my potential woman in peace.
Cloud: Whatever. (Went Back to Watching TV)
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Mini Fanfic #1138: Queen of the Night~ (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
9:45 p.m. at Aensland's Mansion's Living Room............
Lilith: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Floating Ghost Dog in Front of Her) Oh my GOSSSSSSH!~ Who is this cute little guy?~
Ghost Dog: (Happily Barks) ('Worf Worf')
Luigi: That's Polterpup. I found him in the Gloomy Manor near the valley a while back and he's been by my side ever since.
Daisy: (Happily Scratches Under Polterpup's Chin) Don't forget he's the third goodess boy in the world~ Yes, you are~
Polterpup: (Happily Wags His Tail From the Affection He's Receiving)
Luigi: (Turns to Daisy) Who's the second and first?
Daisy: Second's Yoshi and the first will always be, you baby!~ (Uses her Other Finger to Scratch Up Under Luigi's Chin) Goodess Boy of all that's you~ (Starts Kissing on Luigi's Cheek)
Luigi: (Giggles Ticklishly by his Girlfriend's Various Affections) Daisyyy!~
Lilith: (Giggles Softly) Well, it's good see where you get your cuteness from, huh boy?
Polterpup: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) ('Worf')
Lilith: (Picks Polterpup Up and Shows him to Chun-Li) Wanna pet him too, old lady?
Chun-Li: Not old! (Starts Getting Nervous Around the Ghost Dog) And I dunno......You sure he won't bite? (Eyes Starts to Widened a Bit) Or try to possess my body and soul along with it?
Samus: Honey, I don't think he has any teeth on his mouth to begin with.
Luigi: Plus, he's more of a soul saver if anything. I can't tell you how many times he managed to save mines in the past.
Lilith: Your soul used to get taken before?
Luigi: On a few occasions. (Eyes Widened in Fear) Some of which were more traumatizing than the last......
Daisy: (Pulls Luigi into a Hug) Which is all more reason why you gotta be more cautious with your surroundings more, sweetie. You can't keep scaring us like this.
Luigi: Yes, ma'am.......
Samus: Well, would you look at that.
The gang turns to see Polterpup rubbing the side of his cheek onto Chun-Li's arm while wagging his tail happily.
Samus: The boy's taking a liking to you already, Chuns.
Lilith: He's such a loving boy~
Chun-Li: (Smiles a Bit at Ghost Pup) He does look adorable, in a.....ghostly kind of way.
Daisy: Right? He's a lover, not a biter~
Chun-Li: (Takes a Deep Breath) Okay. Um....Polterpup, my name is Chun-Li and.....(Slowly Moves her Hand Towards the Hop of Polterpup's Head) I hope we can along for the foreseeable-
'Boo'
Chun-Li: (Quickly Got on Samus' Lap and Hugging to Dear Life While Screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don'tlethimgetme Don'tlethimgetme Don'tlethimgetmeeeeeee!~
Polterpup tilt his head to the side in confusion.
A feminine laugh is heard as the rest of the gang turns to see a long, teal haired woman wearing a dark purple dress, laughing up a storm behind the sofa.
?????: The look....on your face.....is so....pricelesheheheheheee!~
Lilith: Sis, is that you?
?????: (Getting Herself Up From the Floor) In the flesh of the eternal slumber!~ It's so nice to see you again, my dear little sister. (Boops on Lilith's Nose)
Chun-Li: (Glares at the Woman with Teal Hair While Gritting her Teeth) Morrigan........
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly at the Now Angered Chun-Li) Chun-Li!~ My dearest interpol agent!~ How are you on this fine evening?
Chun-Li: I was doing JUST fine till you in came and scared me!
Morrigan: Aww~ But how else was I supposed to greet you?
Chun-Li: By saying 'Hi', like a normal person!!
Morrigan: You mean as old and bore as you, dear?
Chun-Li: (Angrily Gets Up) I'll show you who's "old" when I KICK YOU!!!
Samus: (Gently Lowers Chun-Li Back Down on her Lap Before Massaging Her Shoulders) Easy there, girl. She ain't worth kicking.
Polterpup circles around Chun-Li's lap for a brief second before sitting himself down on it and rest. Fortunately, his cuteness was more han enough for the Strongest Woman in the World to finally calm herself down and pet him softly.
Samus: So you're the big sister Lili mentioned. The name is Samus Aran, world famous Bounty Hunter, girlfriend of this cutie right here. (Gives Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek While Hugging Her)
Chun-Li: (Starts Pouting and Blushing) Not cute, Sammy......
Samus: Yeah, you are.
Luigi: (Smiles Softly at Morrigan) My name is Luigi Mario. Weird choice for a last name, but.....it's what we grew up with after all.
Daisy: (Forms a Welcoming Grin on her Face) Princess Daisy, at your service~ (Points Morrigan Towards a Sleeping Polterpup) And that there is our ghost puppy, Polterpup.
Morrigan: (Politely Bows at her Guests) Pleased to meet you all~ I am Morrigan Aensland, Queen of All Night ls and so on. (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) My baby sister tells me so much about each and everyone of you as of late. (Puts on a Somewhat Seductive Smirk on her Face Towards Luigi and Daisy in Particular) I especially heard of the time that you two were so brave and bold enough to satisfied her in more ways than one, in the past~
Luigi/Daisy: (Eyes Widened While Blushing and Sweating Bullets) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) Not a little kid anymore, sis..... (Starts Pouting at Morrigan) And quit googly eyeing at my plumper and princess, they're taken!
Morrigan: Oh will you relax, Li? I have no interest in stealing your lovers away. Your cookies were more than enough to satisfy me for the rest of night.
Lilith: (Comically Glares at her Older Sister) You greedy pig! I spent all day making those!
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) And they tasted wonderful, dear!~ A perfect 10/10 batch~
Lilith: ('Groans in Annoyance') And you still say that I'M a nuisance!?
Morrigan: Yes. Egregiously so. Need I remind of the time you lost Sir Walruskins?
Lilith: Oh my God, that was centuries ago, mistakes were made. Get it over it already!
Morrigan: (Crosses her Arms While Turning Away From Lilith) I'll get over it once you find him.
Lilith: Again, this all happened CENTURIES AGO! What makes you think I remember where your dumb walrus plushie is!?
Morrigan: (Glares at Lilith) His NAME is Sir Walriskins. (Turns Away From Lilith Again) And if you want my sincere forgiveness, I suggest you jog up that memory of yours pronto.
Lilith: (Groans Once More Before Turning Back to Her Friends) You see what I have to deal with all day? (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) So annoying!
Morrigan: Oh hush up. You know you adore me.
Lilith: Adore is a strong word. I say I tolerate you if anything.
Morrigan: Adore, tolerate, same thing. Unfortunately, as much as I would love to stay here and chat, I promised Felicia I would help with her fashion show tonight, so I must be off. But before I do that, Lilith, come here.
Lilith: You're not gonna prank me again, are you?
Morrigan: (Places her Hands on her Hips While Pouting Again) Does I look like a immature child to you? Get over here already!
Lilith: Fine, fine, I'm coming!
Lilith starts grumbling under her breath as she walks up to her older sister, only to suddenly get pulled into a loving hug, much to her surprise.
Lilith: Sis?
Morrigan: I'm proud of you, Li.
Lilith: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) You are? I think I remember doing anything that spectacular as of late other watching over this ancient old mansion.
Morrigan: You have done a nice job watching over this place, I admit. But no, I'm talking about how much you've grown into your own as of late, How you're able to come out of your shell and see the outside world flr yourself. May sound cliche to say this....(Smiles Softly) But it makes me happy to have you as my little sister.
Lilith: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Morri~ (Hugs Morrigan Back) Thank you!~
Morrigan: (Immediately Pulls Away From Lilith) Nuh-uh-uh! What did I say about calling me that?
Lilith: Oh come on. It's not that bad of a nickname, Morri!
Morrigan: Quit it! (Crosses her Arms Again) It does not associate well towards my role of the Queen of Night and I refuse to think otherwise.
Lilith: (Groans Yet Again Before Throwing her Habds Up and Returning to Her Seat) ('Uggggh') You are such a drama queen!
Morrigan: (Simply Nodded) And proud of it. (Bows to Everyone Else in the Room) I would like to thank you all for being friends with baby sister as of late. I know she can be a handful at times.
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) It's really no problem at all, Morrigan.
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah, your sister is great to have around.
Samus: (Smiles Softly) And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Lilith: (Heart Starts Melting Again in Pure Happiness) Oh my gosh, you guys, I'm gonna cry~ (Pulls Luigi and Daisy into a Group Hug) Thank youuu!~
Morrigan: Oh and Chun-Li?
Chun-Li: Yeah?
Morrigan: Despite our differences over the years.....(Smiles Softly) It's nice to see you again after all this time.
Chun-Li: (Genuinely Surprised by the Gesture) Oh.....It's.....Good to see you too, Morrigan. (Smiles Back) I like the dress you're wearing. It goes along with your hair perfectly.
Morrigan: Why, thank you!~ It nearly costed me a fortune to get this. The outfit you're wearing looks good on you too, for an old lady!~ (Sticks her Tongue Out in Glee)
Chun-Li: (Take the Compliment, Chun.) (Tales a Deep Breath Before Speaking, Trying her Hardest Not to Blow a Casket Again) Thanks.
Morrigan: You're very welcome. Sad to say, but i must bid you all adieu. (Summons a Trails of Mini Bat's Behind her Before Sitting Down on Top pf their Heads) Don't do anything I would in a blissful night like this. (Waves Goodbye as the Bats Flies her Off to the Window) Tootles~
Samus: (Watches Morrigan Leaves the Mansion) So that's your big sister, huh?
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) She seems nice.
Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes Again) Yeah, when she wants to be. She may be my big sister, but she can be a real brat sometimes.
Chun-Li: Ain't that the truth. (Starts Pouting Once More) I really wanted to kick her too.....
Samus: You'll get your chance one day, babe. Probably.
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Mini Fanfic #1125: The Return of the Elephant Princess (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Darkstalkers)
9:12 a.m. at Luigi and Daisy's Bedroom.......
Daisy: (Hugs Luigi Lovingly in her Elephant Form While Giggling) Weegie, you sly dog!~ (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) What possess you having me hug you as an elephant at nine in the morning for?~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) You were in so cute your elephant form that I couldn't help but to sneak the Eleberry in here for you to use again. I'm sorry....
Daisy: (Giggles Softly) Nah don't worry about it, babe~ (Gently Rocks Luigi From Side to Side) You know I'm always happy to give you your daily hugs, elephant or no- Ah....ah......AHHHHHCHOOO!
Daisy sneezes and accidently sprays Luigi with water from out her trunks.
Daisy: (Gasps Before Having her Eyes Widened in Complete Worry) Oh no, Luigi! Are you okay?
Luigi: ('Sigh') Yeah, I'm okay. I didn't even know you had water in your trunks that time.
Daisy: Neither did I. (Grabs a Nearby Towel and Gives it to Luigi) I really need to be more careful how to use this thing.
Luigi: Agreed.
The couple suddenly hears a knock on the window as they walk over and see Lilith Aensland using her bats to hover outside.
Lilith: (Happily Waves at the Duo) Mooorning!~
Luigi: (Opens the Window While Drying his Himself Off) Lili? What are you doing here?
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) To visit you dear lovelies, of course!~ (Notices an Elephant Standing Right Next to Luigi) I didn't know you guys have a pet elephant. It looks so cute and cuddly~
Daisy: No, Lili, it's me, Daisy. I'm the elephant.
Lilith: (Eyes Widened a Bit as She Hovers Herself into the Room Inside the Room) You don't say. How did that happen?
Daisy: (Shows Lilith Elephant Looking Fruit Sitting on her and Luigi's Bed) I took a bite out of that Eleberry Weegie stole for me from the Item Vault.
Lilith: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Eleberry in Question) My gosh~ It looks so precious and delectable at the same times~ I want a taste!~
Luigi: (Quickly Stands in Front of Lilith While Wiggling his Hands Around in Defense) Nonono! Lili, you can't eat that Eleberry!
Lilith: (Starts Pouting in Disappointment) Awwww.....Why not?
Luigi: Because it's the rarest power up Peach found so far.
Daisy: Yeah, and the last thing we want right now is to have her find out that there's more than one bite marks off of it. You understand, right?
Lilith: ('Sighs in Defeat') I guess....But can I hug you at least?
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Sure. (Spread her Arms Wide Open) Knock yourself out.
Lilith: (Happily Squeals Before Rushing Over to Hug the Elephant Princess) Wooooow!~ It's like hugging a giant teddy bear~
Luigi: (Joins in on the Hug Fest) I know, right? So adorable~
Daisy: (Giggles Some More) Speak for yourselves!~ You two are way more cuter than I can ever be-
??????: What in tarnation?
The trio turns to see Cloud, Tifa, and Dedede by the bedroom's doorway.
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) Morning!~ Whatcha guys got there?~
Luigi: An.......Eleberry....
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) And an elephant princess. (Places her Hands to the Side of her Face While Whispering and Pointing at Daisy Next to Her) Who's actually Daisy.
Cloud: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face While Tifa's Softly Giggling Beside Him) How shocking.
Tifa: You planning on getting another rematch this morning, your highness?
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Another rematch?
Cloud: (Turns to Dedede) Daisy uses her elephant form to try and beat Samus in arm wrestling, only lost a second later.
Daisy: ('Scoffs') Excuse you, Strife? I did not lose in a second. (Crosses her Arms While Turning Away) It was more than ten at least.
Cloud: Not really something to be proud of in retrospect.
Daisy: (Comically Glares at Cloud) It lasted longer than before damnit!
Dedede: (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh) You really had to go and cheat your way to the top there, tree trunks?
Daisy: (Glares at Dedede) Oh yeah? I don't see you going around challenging Samus in an arm wrestle, lubber boy!
Dedede: That woman blew up more planets than all the times Ridley get rejected. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on his Face) But I'll sure as hell, have no problem taking you on anyday of the week.
Daisy: Really? YOU have what it takes to beat me?
Dedede: (Simply Nodded) Uh-huh. See, y'all ain't the only ones who's been hitting the gym in the morning times.
Tifa: (Turns to Dedede) You have? I don't think I ever saw you there whenever Cliud and I went.
Dedede: That's because I go to a private gym back in my universe.
Cloud: (Raises an Eyebrow) Private gym, huh?
Dedede: Yep! I maybe banned from ever setting foot back to my old kingdom, but it's good to know that I still have a place back in my training grounds. And it's a good thing too. (Place his Knuckles onto his Hips With a Proud Smile) I feel more thinner than I ever been.
Lilith: Really? You look as chubby as you always been to me.
Cloud: Maybe his workout routine only last around ten minutes minimum.
Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Boy, I'll have you know that I've been in there working my ass off for an hour and a half straight!
Luigi: That doesn't sound too bad.
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Perhaps. When was the last time you went there?
Dedede: Uh......A week.
Cloud: (Stares at Dedede in Silence)
Dedede: Two weeks.
Cloud: .........
Dedede: ('Groans in Defeat') Fine! I haven't been back there in the last five weeks or so, but I have worked out! (Turns Back to Daisy While Pointing at Her) And I know I'm strong enough to take YOU down in an arm wrestling match one of these days!
Daisy: Why wait when we can have ourselves one right here and now, tubby!
Dedede: Sounds good to me! If I win, you have to stay in that form for the rest of the month.
Daisy: (Eyes Begins to Widened) What!? I'll be in trouble with Peach by then!
Dedede: I know. (Crosses his Arms With a Very Smug Look on his Face) It would make my victory all the more sweeter.
Daisy: ('Ugh') Fine, I'll accept the terms! But If I win, you're gonna have to train with Cloud and Tifa for rest of the year!
Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) REST OF THE YEAR!?
Daisy: Yeah, that's right. You've been working out like the rest of us here, right? (Forms a Smirk of her Own) So you shouldn't have any problems keeping up with the Merc and the Lockhart princess.
Dedede: (Already Sweating Bullets) I-I-I mean, y-yeah, but-
Tifa: (Smiles Softly)Aw, cheer up, your majesty. We'll be sure to keep you in fit in no time. (Smiles Turns into a Dark One While Cracking her Knuckles) By any means necessary.
Cloud: (Places a Hand onto Dedede's Shoulder While Giving a Dark, Menacing Glare) And we'll make plenty sure you won't go slacking off either.
Dedede: ('Gulp') W-Well....You better prepare to eat your words later, princess. I ain't gonna lose here today!
Daisy: (Walks Up to Dedede While Butting Heads with Him) You better pray that your victory comes to life, king! Cuz I'm not gonna go.easy on you ONE BIT!!
Few Minutes Later at the Dining Hall
Minutes has passed since the challenge has begun and the two combatants continue to prove their dominance in strength over the other as they struggle to arm wrestle their way to victory.
It was close match and it took longer than either of them would expect it to turn out, but in the end, the victor ultimately goes to one strong enough to break the table they were wrestling on in half.
'SLAM'
Luigi: (Points to the Victor of the Challenge) DAISYYYYYYYYY WINS!
Daisy: (Happily Stands Up and Pumps her Hooves Up in Victory) WOOOOOHOHOHOO! (Pulls Luigi into Tight Hug) AH YEAG!
Everyone in the crowd beings to cheer for the elephant princess in rejoice with Lilith jumping up, cheering for her in a cheerleader outfit she recently transformed into.
Dedede: (Pounds his Fist Onto the Floor He's Laying on in Defeat) Damnit! I was this close to beating her!
Cloud: (Squat Himself Down to Dedede's Level) And you still lose. We'll be seeing you first thing tomorrow morning.
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) And please be sure not to be late.
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Uh-huh.....
Chun-Li: (Claps For Daisy's Success in the Crowd Along Wkth Samus) Handicap or not, I'm happy she won this one.
Samus: Yeah, I'll admit, she wasn't too shabby. (Smirks a Bit) Still no match for me though.
Chun-Li: (Turns to her Girlfriend) You're never gonna let her live it down, won't you?
Samus; Nope. I don't think I'll ever will
Chun-Li: ('Sigh') I figured as much.....
Daisy: (Walks Over to Dedede) You did well, De, but know this! No matter what I turn into, never underestimate the pure RAW power of the great and GLORIOUS-
DAISY!!!
Everyone turn their heads to see both Peach and Mario glaring at the elephant princess as they walk into the scene. All while the rest of the crowd begins to hightail themselves out of the hall.
Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Fear Along with Luigi) Crap.
Luigi: Mamma mia.....
Lilith: (Happily Greets Herself to the Not So Happily Couple) Hi!~ The name's Lili~
Dedede: (Clicks his Tongue Before Getting Himself Back Up on his Feet) Weeelp! (Causally Sweeps the Dust Off of his Clothes) It's been a fun match, but I must depart. (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face) Hope you enjoy your short lived victory there, ya highness! (Let's Out his Hardy Laugh Before Walking Out of the Room)
Cloud: Yeeeeeah, we forgot had something planned for today, so......
Tifa: We love you all! Bye!
Tifa quickly rushes herself and Cloud out of the room leaving the couple (and Lilith) alone with a very disappointed counterparts still glaring at them in silence.
Daisy: Okay. I know this looks bad and irresponsible on both of our parts, but.....At....(Smiles Awkwardly) least I finally won an arm wrestling ma-
'BONK'
As Daisy reverts back to her normal human self with a bonk on the head with a green shell, Peach and Mario begins to scold her and Luigi for their misuse of the Eleberry.
(Lilith only stays behind because she don't want them to be alone when they face their punishment)
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Mini Fanfic #1130: Lockhart and Strife's Sparring Class (SSBU X FF7 X Kingdom Hearts)
8:01 a.m. at Smash Gym Center..............
Dedede: (Walking in the Halls with Escargoon While Grumbling) ('Clicks Teeth') Man, I can't believe this. It took me weeks building up visible arm muscles and it all went waste losing that dumb arm wrestling match!
Escargoon: Oh, don't be such a grouch, De. Think of this like a regularly workout schedule that could help get you through the day.
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah. A year long workout schedule with blondie and little miss heaven hands working my ass down to the wire for lord knows how long.....
Escargoon: You only got like, what? Three hours in the morning left? I'm sure it won't last long.
Dedede: Yeah, we'll see.
The duo stops walking for a second as they notice a familiar face walking out of a two divided door in front of them
Lea: ('Sigh') Was not expecting to reach fifteen sit ups today, but- (Notices Dedede and Escargoon in his Point of Voice Before Putting on a Bright Smile) Oh, 'sup, you guys. Good morning.
Escargoon: (Smiles Back at Lea Along With Dedede) Good morning to you too, Lea.
Dedede: Hey, man! What brings you all the way up here?
Lea: (Points at the Doors Behind Him) I promised the teach and Namine that I would join them on their training session in there. (Walks Over to the Water Fountain and Pours Water Inside his Bottle) Kinda wish we didn't have come here this early in the morning, but.....(Shrugs) It's whatever.
Escargoon: (Takes a Look at The Paper Printed Sign that Reads "Lockhart's Training Program 8-11 a.m." Taped on One of the Doors in Front of Him) Sp this is where you guys go for your workout sessions?
Lea: Yep. 'Heard the room itself hasn't been used all that much before Tifa and Cloud came by and use it for themselves. Why, you guys are joining us today?
Escargoon: Nah, just Dedede here. (Forms a Teasing Like Smirk on his Face) He lost a game of arm wrestling to Daisy the other day, so he has to come here and workout with you guys for the rest of the year.
Lea: (Starts Snickering) Seriously?
Dedede: (Glares at Both Escargoon and Lea) 'Ey, in my defense, that girl uses her elephant throughout the whole thing to give her her that edge in the first place. I was robbed and cheated!
Escargoon: Uh-huh. And last I checked, you challenged her when she was ALREADY turned into an elephant from the getgo.
Lea: Yeah, I don't see how that classified as cheating if that's the case.
Dedede: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) Yeah, well, I'm still the motion that she only won by luck and handicap. Without either of those in her disposal, I would've beaten her under a minute!
?????: No shame in admitting your losses there, De.
The trio turns to see Cloud, Tifa, Aqua, and Namine walking out of the training room to greet their newest recruits.
Cloud: (Smirks a Bit at Dedede's in Particular) Especially when you still have your end of the bargain to fulfill.
Aqua/Namine: (Happily Waves Hello to the Ex King of Dreamland) Good morning!~
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly While Clasping her Hands Together) It's so nice to have you here with us today, De!~ And here I thought you were never gonna show.
Dedede: Yeah, I wouldn't have missed for the world. Y'all would kill me before I try to do that.
Cloud: (Crosses his Arms while Scoffing) Oh please. We're not that barbaric. We would drag you here if anything.
Tifa: (Pouts at her Boyfriend) Cloud, don't be rude.
Dedede: Yeah, tell 'im, sis!
Tifa: I could easily carry him out of his room to here myself. Maybe use the air horns to wake him up just in case.
Dedede: (Smiles Falters Down into an Annoyed Frown) Nevermind, y'all are made for each other....
Cloud/Tifa: (Smiles Softly at Dedede) Thank you.
Dedede: (Comically Glares at the Couple) That ain't, no way, a complete compliment!
Tifa: (Giggles Softly) Alright, alright. Let's get training session started before we start wasting time here, everyone. (Starts Going Back Inside the Training Room with Cloud Following Behind)
Cloud: The sooner we get started, the quicker we leave, eh, De?
Dedede: Yeah, you better mean that, you no good, cocky.....(Starts Grumbling to Himself as Him and Escargoon Goes Inside the Room as Well)
Namine: (Turns Aqua and Lea) He seems nice.
Few Minutes Inside the Training Room Later.............
Small, but visible sparks begins to fly as Cloud and Lea spar with one another by using their respective weapons.
Cloud: (Clashes his Buster Sword With Lea's Bond of Flame Keyblade) I gotta say, Lea. (Counters Lea's Blade Attacks with His Before Clashing Again) You're not too shabby with that Keyblade of yours.
Lea: Why, thank you, Strife!~ (Effortlessly Dodges Cloud's Attack) Still a bit on the rusty side, but I got most of this this Keyblade Warrior mentality jogged down and memorized. (Tries Taking a Swing at Cloud With his Keyblade
Cloud: (Dodges the Attack by Jumping Himself Back) You sure about that?
Cloud creates a beam like shockwave from his Buster Sword and shoots it towards his opponent. It wasn't long for red haired fighter to slice up the shockwave in half and explodes behind him with one, fiery strike and a flashy, heart-throbbed pose to boot.
Lea: As sure as the blazing, fiery sun, baby!
Escargoon: (Watches Everything Goes Down on the Sidelines With the Other) The wording could use a little more work, but his pose is a nice touch, not gonna lie.
Dedede: (Turns to Namine) Has he always been this cocky?
Namine: (Smiles Sheepishly at Dedede) More or less.
Aqua: (Gives Her Student/Friend a Stern, Motherly Glare) Now it's not the time show off, Lea! Keep focusing on the match!
Lea: (Turns to Aqua While Sparring With Cloud) Will you relax already, Teach? I got this under contr-
Cloud uses his Buster Sword to knock Lea's Keyblade from out of his hands and sends it flying to the other side of the room, causing the Keyblade Warrior in training to nervously turns his had towards his now disappearing weapon before turning back to his smirking opponent.
Cloud: You were saying?
Lea: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........(Slowly Puts on an Awkward Grin on his Face) Well fought?-Ack!
Lea gets swept under his feet by his opponent, causing him to fall face down onto the flood.
'THUD'
Lea groans a bit in pain as he is then greeted to Cloud looking down at him while pointing the tip of his Buster Sword at his face.
Cloud: Likewise. But maybe heed yor teacher's advice and take it a little more seriously next time, yeah? Without showing off? (Moves his Sword to the Side andvHolds Out a Hand For Lea)
Lea: (Sighs Before Accepting Cloud's Assistance on Helping Himself Back Up on his Feet) Will do, boss.
Cloud: (Turns to Aqua) Oh and Aqua? You mind refraining yourself from all the scolding a bit back there? I know you're his teacher and all, but still.....
Aqua: (Blushes in Embarrassment) O-Of course! (Quickly Bows to Cloud) I'm so sorry!
Tifa: (Gives Her Froend a Sheepish Smile) It's no harm done, really.
................................................................................
Loud, booming noise continously occurs as two new combatants, Tifa and Aqua, sparring one another as they warp back and forth around the room before they decided to stop and take a short breather
Tifa: (Starts Panting a Bit While Wiping the Sweat Off Her Forehead by Using her Arm) ('Whew') You surprise me, Aqua!~ I didn't take you for the tough, straight-forward type fighter.
Aqua: (Let's Out a Sigh Before Forming a Bit of a Sheepish Smile on her Face) I'm not always like this in most battles. I just wanted to give you a worth-while challenge is all.
Tifa: Well, aren't you the sweetest~ (Puts on a Friendly, Competitive Smirk on her Face) As a token of my gratitude, I'll be giving this match of our my all as well, if you don't mind.
Aqua: You're more than welcome to do so by all means. (Smirks Back at Tifa) I'm starting to enjoy not holding anything back for once.
Tifa: Ditto.
And with thay, the two combatants resume back to their fast paced sparring match, leaving almost everyone else on the sidelines dumbfounded by everything's going on.
Lea: What is even happening right now?......
Cloud: I couldn't tell you even if I have tiniest bit of clue.
Namine: (Pays Close Attention to the Sarring Match in Front of Her) They're counteracting each other's attacks.
Lea: (Throws Both his Hands Out With a Surprised, Exaggerated Look on his Face) With THAT much spoed!?
Namine: (Turns to Lea With a Bright, Excited Smile on her Face) I know. right?~ Isn't this an incredible sight to behold?~
Cloud: Incredible is putting it loosely.
Dedede: (Couldn't Believe What is Going on Right Now) I thought this was supposed to be simple sparring match, not some intense Smash bout! Those two are gonna end up breaking something if they don't cool it!
Escargoon: (Turns to Dedede) You're gonna step in and tell 'em that yourself?
Dedede: And get my ass eviscerated out this building quicker than you can say "Yolo"? Hard pass!
Cloud: Let's just form a agreement not to tick either of them off going forward.
Everyone: Agreed.
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Dedede: ...........Really? (Turns To Cloud While Pointing at Namine Standing a Few Feets in Front of Him) This is supposed to be my sparring partner?
Cloud: For the time being, yes. (Forms a Bit if a Wise-Cracking Smirk on his Face) Unless you're chicken.
Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Boy, hush, I ain't no chicken. I'm just want a fair opponent to fight. (Turns to Escargoon) Why don't you come up here and spar with me instead, 'Cargoon?
Escargoon: No can do, De. I'm more of a lover than I am a fighter.
Dedede: (Glares at Old Friend) Lover my ass! I've seen you went to town with that one guy from the bar once.
Escargoon: Yeah, in self-defense. I'm not as fight crazy as you guys in those Smash Tournament you always take part of! (Turns to Cloud) No offense.
Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) None taken on my end.
Namine: (Puffs her Cheeks Up a Little Bit With a Very Determined Look in her Eyes) With all due respect, your majesty, I'm more capable and experienced in fighting than I look.
Dedede: (Turns Back to Namine While Letting Out a Sigh) I know you are, baby girl, but I've been in this tournament business for God knows how long at this point and-
Tifa: (Gives Dedede a Darken Glare on her Face Along With Aqua Next to Her as She Cracks Both her Knuckles Slowly One by One) Dedede.....Are you implying that my very own student is too weak to fight you?
Aqua: I sure hope for YOUR sake, that it's not the case. (Summons her Rainfell Keyblade and Tightens it's Grip)
Lea silently scoots himself away from the potential carnage beside him.
Dedede: (Immediately Gets Startled by the Ladies' Dark and Cold Hearted Gesture Before Quickly Turning Back to his Sparring Partner with a Bright, Terrified Smile on his Face) O-O-On second thought, forget what I was about to say. I'm happy to have you as my sparring partner. In fact, how about landing the first hit on your Uncle De here, huh?
Namine: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really? You won't mind?
Dedede: 'Couse, I won't mind. I ain't in no rush to get outta here,so give me ya very best shot, kid.
Namine: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right! (Takes a Very Deep Breath Before Getting into her Fighting Stance) Okay. (Rushes Over to Dedede) Here I......
Dedede: I doubt you'll do that much of damage on me, but-
Namine: GO!
Before he could finish his sentence, the sharp, feeling of pain begins to wrings it's ugly head towards the forner king of Dreamland as Namine delivers a direct flying kick towards his stomach hard enough to cause send him rolling backwards until he eventually and instantly got back up on his feet in a wobbly, pain-filled sense.
Dedede: (Dizzyily Holds his Finger Up) SeE? NOt a LoT oF dAm.....aGeeeeee......(Falls Back Down on the Ground)
Cloud: (Eyes Widens Along with Everyone Else) Woah.
Namine: (Taken Abback at What Just Happened) I did it......(Smiles Brightly) I've master the kick without losing balance!~
Tifa: (Happily Gotten Up From her Seat and Makes her Way Towanda her Student) Namine, that was amazing!~ Did you came up with that kick yourself?
Namine: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm, last week. I thought about naming an attack involving around it, but I haven't come up with anything yet.
Tifa: I'm sure you'll come up with something worth memorizing. I'll be more than happy to help out if you want.
The teacher and student duo then hears the groaning pain of a beaten down King Dedede.
Tifa: Right after we heal Dedede up first.
Namine: (Quickly Nodded in Agreement) R-Right. We're coming, Mr. Dedede! (Rushes Over to Dedede Along With Tifa to his Aid)
Cloud: (Still Surprised by What Just Happened) Well. That happened.
Lea: I dunno if I should be proud or terrified right now?
Aqua: (Smiles Softly) I would be lying if I say I wasn't a tad bit worried. But it makes me very happy and proud to see how Namine gotten so far.
Cloud: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, the kid did good. It's a shame I didn't capture all pf this on film.
Escargoon: (Forms a Devish Smirk on his Face While Holding his Phone Up) Don't worry, Cloud. I got you covered. (Presses Something on his Phone) Send.
Meanwhile at The Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Room........
Daisy: (Bursts Out Laighing at the Video Sent to Her) AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lilith: (Looks at the Video While Laying Next to Daisy on One Side) Awww~ He's all tuckered out..... (Turns to Luigi) He'll be fine, right?
Luigi: (Gives Lilith a Reassuring Smile While Laying Next to Daisy on the Other Side) I think so. He is the King of Dreamland after all. Or....rather Former King of Dreamland.
Lilith: How did he lost that position as king anyways?
Luigi: I....don't think I remembered why.....Let's ask him when he feels better. And when he doesn't get in a bad mood.
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) Do'kay!~
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Mini Fanfic #1085: Luigi Duet Ballet (Super Smash Bros Ultimate x Darkstalkers)
11:55 a.m. at the Local Smash Beach's Boardwalk......
Tifa: (Stretches her Arms Up in the Air as She Let's Out a Loud Yawn While Walking Next to Cloud) ('YAAAAWN')
Cloud: Work last night got you worn out already?
Tifa: ('Sigh') As per usual....I swear, some these people had nothing better to do than to get wasted, yell, and putting another migraine on me and the boys heads....
Cloud: You want me to serve as your bar's bodyguard for a few nights? (Smirks a Little) It'll be free.
Tifa: (Rest her Head onto Cloud's Shoulder) No....I don't want you to get involved in their stupidity. Besides, we already have Barret for the job. (Starts Pouting a Little) Even if he does take it too literal sometimes.....
Cloud: He broken another window?
Tifa: 64th window to be excated. Like, I'm all for kicking out rude drunks as much as the next guy, but would it KILL him to kick them out of the door instead? Those windows cost a fortune to replace!
Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) I bet. But try to go easy on the big guy. He means well...for the most part.
Tifa: ('Sigh') I know.....And I'm really happy we get to work together again after all these years. I just don't wanna keep buying new windows all the time, you know?
Cloud: Hey, I get it. But you can worry about all of that some other time. This is your day off and you're at the beach of all places. You should take this opportunity to relax and unwind a little.
'Piano Starts Playing.....'
Cloud: ....And enjoy the sound of the piano apparently.
Tifa: Hm. It sounds lovely actually. (Starts Looking For the Source of The Continuous Sound) where it is coming from exactly?
The couple notice a small crowd of people gathered around in the close distance as they made their way in. Once Cloud abd Tifa manage to get in front of the crowd to get a better look, they discovered a black piano, standing in the middle of the circled crowd, is being played by a very familiar flower princess, who is wearing a black, dressed tail coat and leotard.
Daisy: This one.....is for our one and only green bean.....Luigi.
Cloud: Wait, I thought she said couldn't-
Tifa shushes her boyfriend before he could even finish his sentence.
Daisy: Luigi~ You're so cool~ And with our star, we're gonna rule~
Lilith: (Gently Floats Down on the Piano as She Begins to Sing as Well) Ohh Luigi, please understand~ We're gonna love you 'til the very end!~
Daisy: Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie Weegie~
Lilith: Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie~
Daisy/Lilith: We LOOOOHOOOVE YOOOOHOOU!~
Daisy/Lilith: Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie. Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, Weegie, WE LOOOOHOOVE YOOOHOOOOOU!~
Daisy: Bowser, King Boo, and Dharkon too.....(Continues Singing with Lilith)
Cloud: (Almost at a Loss For Words) .....What the hell are we looking at right now?
Tifa: Pretty sure it's a duet of some kind.
?????: A duet all about me?
The couple turns to see Luigi and Bowser standing next to them with the green plumber in particular, already has his hands on both of his cheeks while blushing and swaying his hips side to side.
Luigi: Those two shouldn't have~ That's so sweet of them~
Tifa: (Giggles Softly at How Cute Luigi is Acting Right Now) Awww~ You're enjoying the show already, Weeg?~
Luigi: I think so? I mean, I've always liked hearing to Daisy sing sometimes, but I have no idea she would sound THIS amazing!~ And Lili too. They both have voices of angels~
Cloud: I wouldn't go that far really. (Smiles a Bit) But I gotta hand it to them. They don't sound all that bad.
Bowser: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms Together) Oh please. It's perfectly fine and adorable for those two to they sing a sing about Greenie over here, but every time I do the same for Peach, she and everyone else says it's..... (Moves his Two Fingers Up and Down) "Creppy and Unprofessional of me as the King of all Koopas".
The trio slowly turns their heads to Bowser with deadpinned looks on each of their faces.
Bowser: What? I'm right, aren't I?
Tifa: Bowser, you kidnapped Peach more times than any of us could count. Of course she would find you singing a song about her creepy!
Luigi: ('Sigh') Why couldn't you stop kidnapping her and find someone to date normally like Ludwig did?
Bowser: (Glares at Luigi) Cause I'm evil, Greeni- Wait, Ludwig has a date? (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) My baby boy got himself girl and/or boyfriend?~
Luigi: Yeah. G-Girlfriend actually. Her name is Kumatora, the Princess of Osohe I think?
Cloud: And unlike you, he actually treats her with actual respect and dignity.
Tifa: (Notices Something in the Distance) Awwwww~ And they're already on a date right now~
Bowser: WHERE!?
Tifa points Bowser to Ludwig and Kumatora laughing with one another and holding hands in the distance..
Bowser: (Gasps Before His Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) My god......You bozos were telling the truth.....
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Nice of you to believe us now, moron........
Bowser: (Tears Starts to Form in his Eyes) My babies.....('Sniff') Why do they have to grow so fast? ('Sniff')
Bowser then takes a deep breath before screaming out......
Bowser: LUDDDDDWIIIIIIGGGG!
Meanwhile at the Mid Distance of the Boardwalk.....
Kumatora: (Turns to See the Source of the Screaming Before Turning Back.to her Boyfriend) Hey, not to alarm you or anything, but it kinda looks like your old man is calling out for ya.
Ludwig: ('Sigh') It's best that we don't pay him any attention. Maybe then he won't notice us being here after a while-
Bowser: (In the Distance) LUDWIG, I KNOW YOU OVER THERE! STOP IGNORING YOUR OWN FATHER!!
Kumatora: (Gives Ludwig a Teasing Smirk on her Face) You were saying?~.
Ludwig: ('Sighs in Defeat') Guess we're facing the music then......(Finally Gives Bowser his Attention) Yes, father!? Is there something the matter!?
Bowser: ARE YOU REALLY DATING THAT PINK HAIRED PRINCESS RIGHT NOW!?
Ludwig: (Stares at his Father a Deadpinned Look in his Eyes Before Sighing Again) Yes, father! We are dating! Her name is Kumatora by the way!
Kumatora: (Happily Waves at Bowser) Pleased to finally meet you. sir!
Bowser: LIKEWISE! LUDWIG, HAVE YOU COMBED YOUR HAIR BEFORE LEAVING THE MANSION!?
Ludwig: Yes, father! I combed it the moment I woke up!
Bowser: DID YOU POLISH THE SPIKES ON YOUR SHELL!? OR THE WHOLE FOR THAT MATTER!?
Ludwig: I....don't see a reason why I should-
Bowser: DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY ON YOU RIGHT NOW!? I DO NOT WANT MY BABY BOY TO GO ON HIS DATE EMPTY HANDED!
Kumatora: (Trying Her Hardest Not to Burst Out Laughing)
Ludwig: Mother had already given me my allowance last night! Do not worry!
Bowser: Okay, Well.....DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE COMING HERE!?
Ludwig: ('Sigh') Yes, father, I've brushed my teeth AND got myself ready for our date! And BEFORE you asked, I've already gotten a pack of gum in my pocket just in case!
Bowser: ARE YOU SURE!?
Ludwig: Yes.
Bowser: POSITIVE!?
Ludwig: Yes!
Bowser: ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY-
Ludwig: I AM SURE!-(Quickly Takes a Deep Breath to Calm Himself Down) Listen, could you PLEASE let us continue our date together in peace right now!? I can assure you that we will be fine!
Kumatora: (Wraps her Arm Around Ludwig's Shoulders) Your Baby Boi is in good hands, sir!~
Ludwig: (Softly Glares at his Girlfriend While Blushing) K-Kuma!
Kumatora: (Turns Back to Ludwig) Gotta convince your father you'll be safe somehow. (Smiles Softly) Besides, you know I'll have your back, right? (Gives Ludwig a Kiss on the Cheek)
Ludwig: (Blush Starts Getting a Little More Redder) L-Likewise.
Bowser: ('SNIFF') OKAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO TO IT THEN! (Tearfully Waves Goodbye to his Son) I LOVE YOU!!!
Ludwig: ('Sigh') Love you too, father......(Turns to Kuma) Shall we get going then?
Kumatora: Ye. (Starts Walking Off With her Boyfriend Next to Her) Your old man's pretty cool for an evil guy.
Ludwig: Glad you're taking a liking to him at least.....
Bowser: (Crying his Eyes Out as He Hugging an Annoyed Cloud Strife) Why does my eight little hellspawns have to grow so fast, huh!? It's not faiiiiiir!~
Cloud: Better question. Would you mind telling me why you're hugging me right now first?
Bowser: Well. ('Sniff') I mean....I didn't bring any tissues here with me, so-
Cloud: (Glares at the King Koopa) If you blow your nose anywhere near my body, I WILL kill you.
Bowser: Okay, okay! I won't blow my nose on you! ('Sniff') Promise!
Tifa: (Gently Pats Bowser's Hand) It's gonna be okay, Bowser. This kind of stuff happens all the time. (Tears Starts Falling Down on her Face) No matter how much it hurts!~ (Starts Hugging Cloud as Well)
Cloud: This is getting us nowhere.....(Turns to the Green Plumber Beside Him) Luigi, could help me convince these two to stop crying already?
Luigi turns to Cloud with a teary look in his eyes much to Cloud dismay.
Cloud: Oh no.
Daisy/Lilith: WE LOOOOOOVE YOU, SWEETIE!~
Luigi: ('Sniff') (Joins in on the Cloud Hugfest) They love meeeeeee!~
Cloud: ('Sighs in Defeat') So much for relaxation.
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Mini Fanfic #1063: Luigi and Daisy's Luscious Mansion (SSBU X Darkstalkers)
Daisy: Goooood Morning, Our Peeps!~
Luigi: Hi Guys
Tifa: Good Morning, our favorite love birds!~
Cloud: Good Morn
Dedede: Salutations, my boi and sista!
Chun-Li: Ohayō!~ ❤️ :D
Samus: 'Sup, nerds~
Samus: How was ur night at the spooooky haunted mansion went?
Luigi: Scary but pretty fun all things considered
Daisy: And a whole lot spicy to boot!
Tifa: Spicy u say?
Tifa: Do tell~
Cloud: Did you beat the shit out of Death again or something?
Daisy: I wish lmao
Daisy: But nah death wasn't in the mansion we went to
Daisy: The place was filled with a crap ton a ghosts tho
Luigi: We meet a nun who lives there too
Luigi: Who we also later found out was a succubus this whole time and..... well....
Daisy: We may or may not had a wicked threesome with her last night 😅
Samus: U had a threesome?
Chun-Li: With a SUCCUBUS!?
Tifa: And u didn't invite Cloud and I!?
Daisy: We're so sorry, girlfriend!!
Daisy: It all happened so fast, neither of us didn't even thought of inviting u guys along for the ride!
Luigi: We'll make it up to the both of you next time, we promise
Daisy: x1000!!
Tifa: U better or we're gonna have some problems!~
Cloud: Pouting Lockhart.jpg
Daisy: Cuuuute!~
Luigi: ^^
Samus: ^
Chun-Li: ^
Tifa: Cloud!
Cloud: Have to show em how serious u r somehow lol
Dedede: Man quit playin
Dedede: Ain't no way in hell y'all had sex with an actual succubus and live to see the morning daylight
Luigi: Your majesty, we're texting you right now as we speak.
Daisy: And to prove to you that we're not making any of this up.....
Daisy: Me, Weegie, and the Cute Succubus Lady Cuddling Next Between Us.jpg
Dedede: Well, I'll be damn.
Dedede: That is a real succubus!
Dedede: And a real good looking one at that
Daisy: Told u!
Daisy: And yeah. She's looker alright.
Chun-Li: That girl in the pink hair.....
Samus: U know here, hun?
Chun-Li: No, but I do know her sister Morrigan
Chun-Li: The other succubus I told you and Daisy about a whole ago
Daisy: Ah yeah, I remember that!
Daisy: Bayo was losing her mind when you showed her a photo of her lmao
Cloud: What do she look like?
Chun-Li: Morrigan Aensland.jpg
Dedede: GODDAMN!!
Dedede: That sister of hers' a thing of beauty!
Chun-Li: True, but she uses it to her advantage
Chun-Li: Most succubus aren't as deadly as vampires, but Morrigan can be dangerous when she wants to be, earning her title as the Queen of the Night, and I heard that her sister is no different
Chun-Li: She isn't trying to do anything to hurt the two.of you, is she?
Daisy: Not really.
Daisy: She's been cuddling up the both of us if anything lol
Luigi: We thought she was gonna to harm us the moment she revealed who she really was at first, but all she did was flirted with us and asked us to give her a good time
Daisy: Poor girl been coped up in that mansion so long that she never had anyone to spend time with other than her sister and she says she hasn't seen her in a long time
Chun-Li: I see....
Chun-Li: It has been a while since I've heard from Morrigan.....
Samus: Maybe there's a reason why she had to leave her sister behind?
Chun-Li: Maybe...
Daisy: Hey guys
Daisy: Lili says she wants to join chat and meet all.of u. Is it alright?
Samus: Sure
Dedede: Hell yeah
Tifa: I'd like that
Cloud: We might as well
Chun-Li: I don't mind meeting her for the first time
Chun-Li: So long as she doesn't try doing anything suspicious
Daisy: Sweet!
Daisy: Giving her Weegie and mine's phone #s right now
The Luscious Princess 💕 Has Joined the Chat
Lili: Greetings one and all!!~
Lili: It is I, Lilith Aensland, the Princess of the Night and a far superior half of my dumbhead of a sister
Lili: Don't tell her I said that by the way thx!
Tifa: Nice to meet u, Lili~
Tifa: My name is Tifa Lockhart
Cliud: Cloud Strife
Samus: Samus Aran. But most people call me Sammy now apparently
Dedede: The name's King Dedede
Samus: Former King
Dedede: Shut it, Girl, she doesn't need to know that!!!
Samus: Oops lol
Chun-Li: And I'm Sammy's girlfriend, Chun-Li~
Lili: OMG Morrigan told me so much about u!!
Chun-Li: Oh really?
Chun-Li: I didn't think she would ever remember me after all these years....
Lili: Yup yup!~
Lili: How could she ever forget a real stick in the mud such as yourself?~
Chun-Li: ಠ_ಠ
Lili: Her words, not mines!
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Chun-Li: (Groans While Facepalming Herself While Sitting Next to Samus on her Bed)
Samus: Hey, if it makes you feel better, I don't find you all that boring. A Goody Two-Shoes maybe, definitely a cutie, but not boring.
Chun-Li: (Sighs as She Rest her Head onto Samus' Shoulder) I'll take the compliments. Thanks, Sammy~
Samus: (Smiles Softly at her Girlfriend) Anytime, honey. (Kiss the Top of Chun-Li's Head)
.........................................................................
Tifa: So Lili, how was your night with Weegie and Daisy went?
Dedede: And is ur sister single?
Cloud: ಠ_ಠ
Dedede: What? I was wondering!
Lili: Well, firstly, to answer your question Mr. King, last I've heard from Morrgy, she was dating some rich guy with silver hair.
Lili: But she's been hooking up with so many guys over thousands of decades, so I might be wrong on that one.
Dedede: U don't say.....
Cloud: Don't even think about it, De.
Dedede: And why the hell not!? I need love too!
Tifa: We know you do, De
Tifa: We just don't want to see you getting yourself hurt or potentially killed
Lili: Oh come now. My sis won't bite. Much.
Lili: But I highly doubt she would stay single for long, u know?
Dedede: Man, whatever!
Dedede: I ain't gonna waste my time waiting for the opportunity to ask her out in no kind of way
Luigu: You'll find yourself someone someday, your majesty
Luigi: It's just takes time
Dedede: Uh-huh.....
Lili: Anywhoooo, to answer the second question, I adore these two soooo much last night!!~
Lili: Daisy's a cool princess who can kick butt and take names!
Daisy: As I always do!~
Lili: And Luigi is the most sweetest guy ever!!!~
Luigi: Aww Thanks, Lili
Luigi: We think you're sweet too ⋂‿⋂
Daisy: Not to mention a real cutie as well~ 😘
Lili: (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ) (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ) (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ)
Samus: This is real cute and all, but now that u guys did it or whatever, does this mean u three gonna date each other or.....
Daisy: Huh.
Daisy: U know? We haven't really talked it up until now.
...............................................
Link: (Turns to Lilith Sitting Between Him and Daisy on the Bed Together) What do you think, Lili?
Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmmm.....I'm not really into the whole mushy romance and commitment scene....(Frowns at Couple Between Her) But I don't wanna stop seeing you two either and I definitely wanna do.this again someday.
Daisy: Wanna be Friends With Benefits?
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) Okay!~......What's Friends With Benefits?
Daisy: Friends who casually fucks each other on occasion.
Lilith: Ooh sounds darling and fun~
Daisy: (Turns to Luigi) What do you think, sweetie? Sounds fine to you?
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) If it's okay with her, then I don't mind.
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly as her Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Are you kidding? (Happily Hugs The Couple) This is PERFECT for meee!~ (Kisses Luigi and Daisy on Each Cheek, Causing the Two to Giggle Ticklishly)
.............................................................
Daisy: We talked it over and decided to take FWB route!
Samus: Friends With Benefits, huh?
Samus: This should be interesting
Cloud: And not at all hectic (¬_¬)
Daisy: Oh relax, Strife
Daisy: It won't be too bad.
Daisy: Hopefully
Daisy: Don't quote me on that
Cloud: No promises.
Tifa: So Lili, if u have the time, do u wanna spend time with us around Smash Town later on today?
Tifa: It'll be fun
Lili: Sure thing!~
Lili: I desperately need some fresh air right now!
Chun-Li: And we can't wait to finally meet you in person
Chun-Li: But you have to promise us you won't cause any trouble around town, okay?
Lilith: Wow. U really are stick in the mud, aren't ya Police lady?
Chun-Li: I am just being cautious here!
Chun-Li: And I'm already retired!
Lilith: Ohhhh so ur an old lady then?
Chun-Li: AM NOT!!
Samus: I'd watch what I say around her if i were u, Lili
Samus: U sure as hell don't wanna get on her bad side
Samus: Angriest Woman Alive!.jpg
Daisy: Cuuuuuuute!~
Tifa: Cuuuute!~
Luigi: ^
Cloud: ^
Dedede: Just finished gettin myself dressed
Dedede: And yeah, that is hella cute
Chun-Li: Sammy!!
Samus: Just letting the new girl know who nor to fuck with is all cutie lol
Chun-Li: U lucky I love u to pieces or I'd kick you right now
Samua: Love u too honey
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