#luckiest femme alive

[kitkat-pattywhack]

Hi!

I'm Kate, a new-ish addition in the tumblr community! I have been meaning to introduce myself for quite a while, but now I'm rather comfortable! Currently I am studying to pursue my dreams of working in the funeral industry. Although, I am (thankfully) here because I was dragged outta the closet when I was found by my soulmate(🐯 @hornyhappyandstone ) whom I am very monogamous with, I am mostly interested in random interactions as they roll along and open to making new friends! I don't care to flirt with anyone but my partner here, inapprops DMs will get you blocked. Send me an ask, I'll answer!

This is my main blog I like and follow from, and I tend to post a wide variety of things that sparks my interests. Some of it may be triggering, I never mean to be offensive. Let me know if it is, I don't like riff-raff. From wlw, to inspirational posts, bullshit memes and everything else in between!

Men, please DNI... there is a reason I'm gay. No minors, and definitely no haters!

Ultimately, I am here to have fun and to enjoy being part of my future stone butch wife's world in every way possible. 😻

[shadowviixen]

Young 'me' was already audacious and ambitious. And it will remain that way. 💅✨.

[kitkat-pattywhack]

Sharing the time my woman was so amazed by my smol hand in comparison to hers!

[nekrosmos]

Hi hello bonjour salut 👀

Je veux savoir plus au sujet de Aedeus et Graves...

Parce quuuuee.... ça a l'air TRÈS intéressant... mais vraiment.... une personnage qui peut rendre Graves, uh... comment dit-on....

A Whimpering Mess

Je veux lui soutenir et tous ses buts... tu sais?

(You don't have to reply en français, je voulais pratiquer 😋 franglais anyone?)

HIIIII merci pour le message !!! Ton Français était correct !!

This might be the first time someone has asked me to talk more about an OC of mine here so I am OVER THE MOON

Also, for context, here's Aedeus' artfight page, if you wanna see what they look like and get more infos about them !!

So yeah, basically Graves fell madly for them the moment he laid eyes on them and I don't think his little brain was ready for a 2 meters tall high femme they/them, and they sure didn't expect to fall for such a pathetic little guy BUT

The thing that got them was how incredibly enthusiastic about them Graves is. Like, he thinks they're the most beautiful person in the world, that he's lucky to be in their presence, he compliments them all the times, he's respectful of their identity even if he's a little confused sometimes, and Aedeus ? They're not used to people being this honest and enthusiast about them. They're used to people desiring them, but not love them in such a way.

So they have this dynamic of Graves feeling like the luckiest man alive and yapping and yapping around them and them being so down for this pathetic man.

Also yes they top the life out of him, Graves is such a sub with them, and he is often left a whimpering mess alright. They have an age gap too (Aedeus is like late 20s / early 30s) so you know they have energy for dayyys. To me, Graves has a degradation kink and loves to be manhandled, so they're happy to oblige <3

Anyway I've been thinking about those two for so long that it's kinda hard to form coherent sentences 😭​ Thank you again for the ask !!!

[opalstonedyke]

Letter writing anon here! I just ordered the last of the supplies I need to write the most perfect letters to my femme and I desperately want to share the vibe with someone (she will find out when she gets it hehehe)!!! Navy and gold and flowers! I'm writing with a dip pen and gorgeous ink too. I'm absolutely not chill about it, I can't wait for her to get it.

supplies ship faster please

Thank you for letting me rave about this in your inbox!

Also I'm so happy for you and your femme!! Y'all are so lucky to have found eachother :3 (Just saw your updated pinned post)

Howdy! Good to hear from you again!

Your devotion to your femme is admirable. I'm 101% positive she'll be over the moon receiving these beautiful femme care packages <3 (blessing your supplies with the speed of 1000 u haul lesbians)

Thank you so much on your wishes to me and my femme! I feel like the luckiest butch alive to have her. The most supportive, sweetest, silliest, adventurous drop dead gorgeous femme on the planet, and I'm all hers <3

[ilovemyfemme69]

I’m on a big royalty kick right now and all I can think about is being my femmes big strong butch knight in shining armor and her my delicate little princess that I’ve been ordered to be her own personal bodyguard. One day I get back to her quarters from a big training day so I’m all hot and sweaty and when I get back to her I look at her and say, “I’m sorry I was gone for so long your highness. It was big training day but I’ll do anything in order to keep you safe. But would you mind helping me get out of this armor my lady? It’s very hot today and this is very heavy” and then I stand there as she helps me undo straps on my armor to help get off and then once it’s all finally off I sit down and she comes to stand in front of me in nothing but a sheer gown so I grab her hips and pull her close to me running my hands along her waist and stomach eventually making my way up to her boobs and playing with her nipples for a bit until I finally take them into my mouth and I start rubbing her back and stomach again. Then after a few minutes of switching between her breasts I pull her onto my lap where my dick is throbbing at this point needing to fuck my royal little lady. But I don’t penetrate her yet. I just pull her onto my lap where my dick is pressed firmly against her clit and I just keep rubbing it into her little by little as we’re making out. I have one hand in her hair pulling her head back and the other on her back pressing our chests together as close as they can possibly be. I soon kiss my way down to her neck where I proceed to leave bite marks and bruises to let everyone in the kingdom know our future ruler is getting satisfied by someone. Who that someone is they will never know. Only the princess and I know and that’s okay. That’s what makes what we’re doing all that more fun. I then roll our highness over to where I’m on top of her my dick soaking wet because of her needy little cunt. And with one swift stroke I completely bottom out in her hitting her cervix making her bite her lip or else she’d be screaming. Im just getting in my post training workout by fucking the prettiest girl in the land and I am the luckiest knight dead or alive. I know I’m not the first knight to fuck a princess but I’m the knight who gets to fuck my princess and that’s all that matters.

[ilyadesbateauxdefumee]

Bon je me suis fais American Girl/Luckiest Girl Alive avec Mila Kunis et je suis assez mitigée. 

Il y a de très bons points et en tant que femme je ne peux pas ne pas aimer ce film, parce qu’il dénonce des choses capitales et la fin est vraiment un cri du coeur. Chiara Aurelia est une excellente actrice, rien à envier à Mila Kunis qui est toujours au top, dans une sobriété émotionnelle hyper efficace et le peu de fois où les sentiments débordent, ça prend vraiment aux tripes. 

Mais, j’ai trouvé que le ton n’était pas toujours adapté aux problématiques évoquées et à un moment donné, je ne savais plus si je regardais un drame parlant de ce que Ani avait vécu et de la douleur qu’elle cache depuis des année, ou un thriller bon marché. Le peu de ressemblance physique entre Ani adulte et Ani jeune était archi visible (la nana grandit et n’a plus le même visage, la même couleur de peau et la même morphologie, ah très bien) et ça m’a un peu dérangé. 

Du coup, je suis mitigée. Pas le film du siècle mais je ne regrette pas de l’avoir vu pour autant parce qu’il y a de très bonnes choses. Comme par exemple la dernière scène qui fait un bien fou. 

[hersacredsins]

Just my AMAZING girlfriend and I being

🔥super hot🔥 and 🏳️‍🌈hella gay 🏳️‍🌈

You’re Welcome💋

[shadowviixen]

[Today]

Me: -literally just breathes and arranges the books-

My colleagues: "You literally look like a fictional character, like the FL who loves to go to libraries"

...

There were a lot more but I loved this compliment the most today.

...

I have been praised and given a lot of center attention—being called "Princess👑", "The female lead🌹", "Straight out a book character📖✨"... To being put in center for photos and them posing my favorite pose(truly wholesome)... Simply, just by existing and being my highest and most confident self.

Lucky Girl Syndrome? It Girl Effect? The Universe showering me with my manifestations? Spells? Knowing the specific honesty doesn't really matter (to me that is). As long as I receive what I deserve and no less💅💎✨

[scary-tingz]

Slashers with a self conscious + flat chested S/O HCs

A/N: Shout-out to my fellow itty bitty tt committee members😭 I know it be hard out in these streets. The reader is more femme in this but it can be read as gender neutral.

Slashers Included: Sinclair brothers, Brahms Heelshire, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees

Warnings/Content: Sexual themes, implied lemon, corruption kink, mention of nursing, humiliation, size difference, mention of bra and dresses

Vincent Sinclair:

Vincent knows what it’s like to feel lesser because of his physical appearance. He understands what it means to feel shame towards a biological trait that you have no real control over, not without serious medical procedures.

He has a profound appreciation for the human form, your bust size doesn’t matter to him. He sees naked bodies all the time, he’s kind of desensitized to nudity as a whole so what he really sees value in is you as a person.

He loves you for you, not for something as trivial as the size of your chest.

He likely will not notice you are shy or ashamed of it unless you make it obvious or express it to him directly, but once he notices he will do his best to let you know he appreciates you.

Might make little sculptures in your likeness, draw you more often, or rest a hand on your chest while he spoons you. He might not speak his mind all the time, but you can kind of tell what he’s thinking.

Bo Sinclair:

Bo likes tits. And this goes for all tits. Doesn’t matter the size, the shape, the nipple placement, he just loves tits.

You would think that a guy like him wouldn’t notice how you feel about your bust size, but believe me he does.

He might not say it outright but he will definitely mess with you about it. He might give your breasts extra attention, even when it seems unnecessary.

He probably found out when he made an insensitive remark and got put in the doghouse for it, but he spent the rest of the night by “making it up to you” in the bedroom and showing you just how much he appreciates your body.

Lester Sinclair:

Be honest. Do you think this man has seen a titty in his life? Be honest.

I think he is amazed and enthralled by whatever is underneath your shirt and he is not afraid to show it.

Chest size isn’t even something that he thinks matters, really. He feels like the luckiest fella alive to have a partner who lets him rest his head somewhere.

He probably won’t notice, but if he ever does he will immediately let you know that it’s not something you should feel ashamed of or worried about.

He is the most outwardly vocal of the brothers about how happy you make him and how lucky he is to have you, this man will not allow you to slander yourself in any shape or form.

Brahms Heelshire:

Doesn’t matter, if you have nipples he will try to nurse.

No, I will not elaborate.

Billy Loomis

He thinks it’s cute how self conscious you are about it, it makes you seem so innocent to him.

He can’t wait to make you forget all about your insecurities while he corrupts you, your mind unable to focus on anything other than him.

Kinky shit aside, Billy is very observant. He would notice, and understand why you feel that way about yourself, but that won’t stop him from trying to make you see things his way.

He constantly reassures you that size doesn’t matter to him, all while nuzzling his face against your chest with a cheeky little smirk.

Stu Macher

Stu is super touchy, so he finds out pretty quickly that your chest is something of a sweet spot.

He frequently targets it after finding out you’re embarrassed about it, just to tease you.

He’s similar to Billy in the fact that he finds your insecurity endearing more than anything, just another one of your quirks.

He’s the kind of dumbass to say “It’s okay babe, my chest is flat too.”

Thomas Hewitt

Similarly to Vincent, he knows what it’s like to feel ashamed of your natural body, and he will never judge you for that.

He’s kind of confused as to why you’d ever fret over that sort of thing, he thanks God every night that you choose to spend time with him but you’re worried he’ll be less attracted to you because of your boobs? He’s surprised at you!

He loves resting his head on your chest more than anything, it makes him feel so safe and secure. He’d never give that up, and he doesn’t want you to think that he would.

Michael Myers

This man does not care about a lot of things. Breast size is one of them.

That is not to say that he can’t enjoy your chest, but he’s killed plenty of well-endowed people over the course of his career so it’s not like he has a preference.

He just kind of tilts his head at you when you express worry over something so trivial, confused as to why it matters to you so much.

Might give you some extra attention if he’s feeling nice, but he tries to convey to you that he doesn’t really care about body type.

Chucky

“For Christ’s sake, I’m a doll! You think you’re the one who has to worry about your appearance?”

If you tell him to his face, he might laugh at you to be honest. Not because he shares your thoughts, but because he thinks it’s funny how you’re worried about such a thing when he’s… Y’know… Him.

He assures you that it doesn’t matter to him, he loves you regardless… And he also tacks on the fact that all boobs are big to him because of his tiny stature, so stop feeling bad.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy is a horny bastard. If you have a hole for him, then that’s all he needs, everything else comes secondary.

He teases you about it mercilessly, oh my god.

Don’t let him find out unless you have a humiliation kink because it’ll never end with this man.

He’s not doing it to be mean! Well, okay, maybe he is, but mean affectionately.

Like Bo, if he senses that he overdid it and upset you he’ll spend the rest of the night trying to make it up to you in bed, show you how to really appreciate your chest…

Bubba Sawyer

He’s flabbergasted.

How could you, his precious partner, ever feel so negatively about a part of yourself that he loves??

He loves every part of you to be fair.

But he can’t rest easy knowing you don’t like a certain part of yourself when he thinks you’re so perfect.

There’s a good chance that he’ll never catch on, but if he does… Oh boy. Prepare for the coddling to begin.

He will make/get you all sorts of pretty dresses, if you wear them you’ll feel pretty, he promises!

He starts procuring some bras for you too, the cutesy kind. Maybe if you wear cute bras you’ll start to think your chest is cute too? That’s his logic, anyway.

He feverishly rubs his face against your boobs, babbling fruitlessly as he tries to communicate that he loves you as you are. What a cutie.

Jason Voorhees

Confused??

How could such a cute spousey like yourself ever feel that way, huh?

Odds are he won’t catch on until way later in the relationship, when he starts hyperanalyzing your body language.

He thinks of it as just another interesting trait, one that he becomes more mindful of.

He’ll try and subtly reassure you of your attractiveness to him, since he finds himself to be so… Unsightly.

Expect him to give a lot of carefully grown wild flowers and edible berries in an attempt to show his appreciation for you.

[kitkat-pattywhack]

🐯: "I keep thinking something wonderful lately. No one else has ever loved me like you do."

😸(me): "Really?"

🐯: "Yeah. Nobody else ever went out of their way to try and like the things I like."

Just some of the sweet morning texts I get. 🥺 Love of a butch is just so top-tier.

[kitkat-pattywhack]

POV: this is a scene we could have in our backyard at night.

[sitp-recs]

Hi Liv, I read ‘side-along’ by LQT (amazing) and now I’m craving for some hot Harry fics. Where Harry is unabashedly seductive and confident and Draco just does not know how to deal with it.

Do you already have a rec list for that ? Thanks so much darling !

Hi anon! Love that trope for us 😌🙌 if you’re looking for hot & seductive Harry you can’t go wrong with any fic by @l0vegl0wsinthedark and @lazywonderlvnd, they’re masters of smooth Harry! Some of my favourites:

Lucid by @dracoladon (2020, E, 4.4k)

Harry's not sure what makes him harder; listening to Draco talk about astronomy, or shagging Draco so thoroughly that he can't talk at all. Both, probably.

Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2016, E, 6k)

Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed.

This Christmas, I Give You My Everything by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2017, E, 6k)

This holiday season, Harry decides to claim the gift he wants more than anything else.

Aletheia by @lazywonderlvnd (2020, E, 8k) - mild dubcon, Polyjuice sex

Draco finds out Daphne's been shagging Potter and it turns out it's really not that difficult to get a piece of her hair.

The Page Eleven Wars by fireflavored (2010, E, 8.5k)

In a gossip-hungry post-war Wizarding World, Rita Skeeter has a wildly successful column in the Daily Prophet known as Page Eleven. Naturally, her favourite targets are the poster boys of the two sides of the war: Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Bored and annoyed, the two take up tabloid baiting for sport and pleasure.

Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You by InnerLilith (2021, E, 11k)

[In which Harry takes Draco out for Eritrean food, and Draco has a severe obsession with Harry’s hands. Smut ensues.]

Little Talks by Femme and noeon (2012, E, 11k) - the way Harry wins everyone’s heart by being a sweetheart to Scorpius is a masterclass in seduction IMO

Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.

What’s My Age Again? by @lazywonderlvnd (2018, E, 12k)

Harry Potter has had enough of pleasing the public, and his reckless tendencies are finally getting out of hand.

Shining, Like A Present by @bixgirl1 (2017, E, 13k)

The discovery of a small silver box at the site of a case opens up new possibilities.

Can't Get You Out of My Head by Femme (2017, E, 14k) - I highly rec the whole Special Branch series

After he sees Harry Potter naked in the Auror showers once, Draco can't stop thinking about him.

Stupid Love by @the-sinking-ship (2020, E, 17k)

Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.

Heart Like Neon by @lqtraintracks (2020, E, 41k)

Bored of being The Chosen One, Harry discovers he rather likes sex and becomes a professional. He’s good at it, and part of why is that he can read people. Not minds, not Legilimens, but their whole self, and he can give them what they don’t even know they want. Enter Draco fucking Malfoy, enigma to everyone, including himself. Harry can’t help but want to break into him, to figure him out. And Draco, thinking he’ll fuck Potter on a lark, has no idea what he’s in for.

A Secondary Education by Thunderbird587 (2018, E, 234k)

Fleeing the aftermath of his recent divorce, Draco Malfoy takes up a post as the new Potions Master at Hogwarts. At first he believes his hopes for a fresh start are dashed when he sees that a certain boyhood rival is on staff there as well. But Harry Potter is being weirdly nice to him, leaving Draco no choice but to play along.

[tommiruewrites]

MARVEL MASTERLIST

This is my marvel masterlist! More stories and things will be added over time ofc. Feel free to request anything! :))

♡ - fluff

◘ - angst

✎ - requested

Strikethrough - currently writing

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Peter Parker -

one shots

♡◘ More Than a Crush: your boyfriend cheats on you and your best friend, Peter, comforts you through it and it ends with cheesy love confessions.

♡◘ Shot of Espresso: LOTS OF NWH SPOILERS, EVEN IN THIS SUMMARY. a one-shot taking place after NWH events. After months of being alone and forgotten he meets the reader, Y/N, and she’s like the sun as a person. Warm and bright. He has gone through so much and suffered so much loss and he’s only sixteen. It’s only fair that he finds some light.

series

♡◘ As the world caves in - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

hc's

♡ Tobey's Peter Crush Hc's

Bucky Barnes -

coming soon

Loki Laufeyson -

blurbs

♡ Mrs. Magic - loki takes her female form for the first time since the two of you have been together

✎♡ Rom-Com - butch!loki x femme!reader fluffy blurb

✎♡ Oh, how you love her - fem!loki x slight bimbo!reader fluff blurb

Michelle Jones -

coming soon

Wanda Maximoff -

coming soon

Pietro Maximoff -

♡ Lumea Mea - pietro always makes you feel like the luckiest person alive, even if he won’t tell you exactly what he’s saying

✎♡ Four Seconds - after a long mission reader is exhausted and ends up passing out.

Natasha Romanoff -

coming soon

Yelena Belova -

♡ Is your refrigerator running? - you and Yelena being a comedic duo on movie night and annoying the shit out of everyone else

Bruce Banner -

coming soon

Carol Danvers -

coming soon

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Events

Our First Valentines - Valentines 2022 marvel headcanons

[coppolesque]

Book list

Miss peregrine 5 / Let it snow / Histoire de Lisey / Le seigneur des anneaux 2 / + LSDA 3 / Twilight 1 / + Twilight 2 / + Twilight 3 / + Twilight 4 / Running man / Rêves et cauchemars / Le fléau / Insomnie /Différentes saisons / Orgeuil et préjugés / Emma / Raison et sentiments / Histoire de la Russie / Suzon / Claire / La Voleuse de Livres /Histoire de L'Europe / La Couleur des Sentiments / La servante écarlate / + Les Testaments / Alias Grace / Effacée / + Brisée / + Fracturée / Summerset Abbey / Olympe / Roméo et Juliette / Voyages de Gulliver / Anna Karénine / Le roi fantôme / La guerre et la paix I / + La guerre et la paix II / Dictionnaire de la mythologie / La mythologie Gréco-romain / W ou le souvenir d'enfance / Journal d'Anne Frank / Le monde de Sophie / Find me / Divergente 2 / + Divergente 3 / Carpe Diem / The Great Gatsby / The Virgin Suicides / Marlena / Girl, interrupted / The language of thorns / The Picture of Dorian Gray / Voyage au centre de la terre / Le Fantôme de l'opéra / Madame Bovary / Marie-Antoinette: femme réelle, femme mythique / La fille du train / The ballad of songbirds and snakes / Les contes des frères Grimm / Contes des particuliers / Les contes de Beedle le Barde / Traité sur la Tolérance / 20,000 Years of Fashion / Gravity Falls: Journal 3 / Oliver Twist / Tout savoir sur les vampires /Amour et Autres Enchantements /Atonement / Picnic at Hanging Rock / Macbeth / Hamlet / Lolita / Carrie / Frankenstein / L'histoire de l'art en BD / The Bell Jar / Valley of the Dolls / The Little Dictionary Of Fashion / Le monde de Charlie / The song of Achilles / Narnia 1 / + Narnia 2 / + Narnia 3 / + Narnia 4/ + Narnia 5 / + Narnia 6 / + Narnia 7 / A Series of Unfortunate Events 1 / + ASOUE 2 / + ASOUE 3 / + ASOUE 4 / + ASOUE 5 / + ASOUE 6 / + ASOUE 7 / + ASOUE 8 / + ASOUE 9 / + ASOUE 10 / + ASOUE 11 / + ASOUE 12 / + ASOUE 13 /The Secret Garden / Anne Of Green Gables / Black Beauty / Heidi / Percy Jackson 1 / + PJ 2 / + PJ 3 / + PJ 4 / + PJ 5 / Harry Potter 4 / + HP 5 / + HP 6 / + HP 7 / The Secret History / Le siècle des excès / Little Women / Histoire de l'extrême droite en France / L'Iliade / L'Odyssée / The Oxford Book Of Japanese Short Stories / D'une / Sense and Sensibility / The Complete Sherlock Holmes / Dracula / 1984 / Da Vinci Code / Don Quijote De La Mancha / Romancero Gitano / Le Monde selon Flaubert / La gauche en France / Histoire des États-Unis De 1492 à nos jours. /Manifeste du Parti communiste (Karl Marx) / Pensées pour moi-même (Marc Aurèle) / Le socialisme en France et en Europe: XIXe-XXe siècle / Sans raison (Mehdy Brunet) / L'Ami Prodigieuse 1 / + L'Ami Prodigieuse 2 / + L'Ami Prodigieuse 3 / + L'Ami Prodigieuse 4 /Middlemarch / I'm thinking of ending things / Bunny / Then She Was Gone / The Silent Patient / Evelina / Basic Writings on Politics and Philosophy /The Works of Lord Byron / The Four Fondamental Concepts of Psycho-Analysis / The Night Circus / Circe / All the light we cannot see / The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue / Turtles All The Way Down / Renegades / The Starless Sea / Legend Born / To Best The Boys / Stalking Jack The Ripper / The Betrayals / The furies / The woman in cabin 10 / Lovely War / Cruel Beauty /Luckiest Girl Alive / Some kind of happiness / Le diable s'habille en Prada / Vengeance en Prada / Sharp Objects/ Black Butler/ Valkyrie Apocalypse/ Les paradis perdus/ Le goût de Marie-Antoinette/ Coraline/ Rebecca/ Nevermoor 1/ N2/ N+7/ spirou et fantasio (55 tomes) / dents d'ours x 6/

[femmedionysus]

furious that my plane ticket got cancelled because covid hates me personally, but I’m still just...amazed that as of today I’ve been dating @csevet for a whole year. they’re such an incredible kind-hearted heart-stoppingly gorgeous person and I am the luckiest femme alive, and the moment I get my hands on that covid vaccine I WILL be on my way to kiss them. love you baby, happy 2021 and happy anniversary 💖💖💖💖💖💖