#lucifer is a lucky man ngl
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twost3ps · 6 months ago
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That latest post of yours, the one with Micheal and Gabriel, God they’re so hot!! Adam is a lucky guy! His wives may have left him, but he is attracting such hot MEN!
Also, Michael’s clothes isn’t doing him justice. That body is what the clothes had been hiding?!
LMAO THANK YOUUU!!! I pride myself on my two little commanders >:3 they are my first ocs for hazbin lol
The trade off is real tho. If Lucifer takes two of his wives, Adam is about to take two of his brothers. Ngl the rate of which Adam is attracting Lucifer’s brothers, his title of dickmaster is about to have a whole new meaning o3o
As for Mikes clothes, he likes to keep it formal :’) only times he’s shirtless is at training or at home. Otherwise that man is dressed head to toe!! :p
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rius-cave · 8 months ago
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It’s Anon 🔴☘️ again and I’d like to explain myself. I sent that ask while heavily sleep deprived so it was a mess. Heck I reread it yesterday morning and got confused. The original comment was supposed to be something like “Everyone likes Lamb!Adam but what about a plant or gardener Adam instead? He could accidentally make Eden 2.0 in Hell while Yandere!Lucifer plots to get 3/3. Sera would lose her mind.” That’s it! I have no idea why my brain added part of a 3AM crazy theory about Adam’s species, sin and the Tree of Life… Let me try again since I caused some confusion.
tldr; Adam isn’t human because he doesn’t have free will. In order to be reborn into Heaven or Hell you have to be human. In order to keep him alive in the show I found a work around using dirt. He’s now friends with Hell because of said dirt.
Here’s my Redemption Arc about dirt: The original Adam is made from clay that turns into flesh and blood. I’m assuming that’s part of HH!Adam’s origin story until Vivzie tells us otherwise. Now to me Adam sounds like a fairly advanced clay golem. In some games and literature, golems can repair themselves using the same kind of material that they’re made of. Instead of conventional healing they add what’s been subtracted. This doesn’t have to be a conscious decision and can just happen i.e a “passive ability.” Like breathing for humans.
SO! Adam either dies or is close to death after Nifty stabs him but eats dirt on accident, which turns into flesh, and he lives lol. He’d be stuck in Hell since he’s made partially out of Hell itself now. He can’t be reborn because he can’t technically sin/has no free will. Lucky guy will keep his original physical body. He’s still mostly made out of Eden.
Unfortunately no Eren Yeager epic bs like Adam’s spirit living in everyone, just Hell probably being semi sentient and fully aware that Adam has become an extention of itself. He’s become Hell’s Green Man aka Disney Princess! He doesn’t want Heaven anymore. He’s never alone now since Hell’s in his head and under his skin he’ll never be abandoned again
I can’t say anything else or else it’d be an essay. No joke. (ngl I’m still sleep deprived)
- 🔴☘️ Anon
OOOOHHHH OKAY! That does help a lot, actually! Okay okay, yeah that makes sense to me now!
The idea of Adam being like a golem is djdjfznfjsf kinda awesome ngl. That would be a cool thing to happen to him because now he is made of, as I understand it, two different kinds of dirt. Would this make him have some sort of double nature? I imagine it would, now he has two "wills" fighting against each other inside him, and I'd imagine that would cause a lot of conflict. Now he has a connections to demons that nobody can deny. I'm guessing that would make him have some existential crises along the way lmao.
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rukkiya · 2 years ago
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I. LOVE. OBEY ME. LIKE AAAAAAAAA ITS LITERALLY SO GOOD WHAT
ngl if you ask for overall, my favorite is solomon hehe, but amongst the demon brothers its definitely either lucifer or asmo on no1
lucifer i love u sm
And man, do i have some luck in nightmare.... I WAS LITERALLY AT 10 PITY OR SMTH? wait does pity even exist on om idk, but like, i got the featured lucifer UR card and I can guarantee you, i screamed. And everything is just... *chef's kiss*
i've broken up with genshin to marry om
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OKOKOK your taste tho…… IS IMMACULATE!!(also look at this pic of our mains I can’t event BEHDHDUSBDUSBSHUDU GRRRRRR)
I think all the brothers are lovely handsome boys though! But luci is definitely one I really liked as well, but Solomon too!! he’s so underrated!!?? literally there’s this one fan art I saw of him covered in all his pact marks and- OHMYGOSH it’s so O_o ahhhhhhHHHRRGGG
ALSO YOUR LUCK HELLOO?!?! U GOT THE NEW LUCI CARD PLZ UR SO LUCKY!! I had the worst luck on that game, though I did get the two cards I really wanted for mammon and simon I still missed out on lots of really pretty/good cards T^T surprisingly I never spent tho LOL
honestly I can’t give up my main man in genshin (kaeyaya hehe) but mammon is definitely up there in my top five, trust me when I say I fell for his character so hard back in 2020 plz- ohmygosh ahhh ur going to make me want to start playing again NDJDJDJSJ honestly might have to start soon!^~^
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zhongrin · 1 year ago
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Dkfjdjsksbsj nawh I thank you for talking to me aaaaaa <33 and I enjoy it so so much - I gladly indulge you hehe;; plssss thank you so much for the sweet words - you're so adorable and friendly aaaaaa 💞💞 Zhongli and Alhaitham being super lucky!!
LMAO YES - destiny brought us together<33 hehe 💞
Yea true that, it becomes at one point too hard and grindy but the lore mmmm its so good! ❤️ And yes you probably liked Lucifer hehe <33
(NAWH RIN YOURE TOO CUTE PLSSSS) nawh today is your birthday<33 and yes you already do, I am fainting didbsoebwnwksj
Zhongli said you have to crawl to him
YES LETS DO JUST THAT!! help same bestie omfggggg I get drunk so easily and even redder then hahdijdbs (why am I thinking about drunk dragon Zhongli now;;-)
I see I see hehe yes ask him <33
....... Rin I I I I I would faint. I would faint. Or become a blushing mess. Or both. This man holds too much power over me. I would lose it. Djehehisbejeksksm
Omg pls dooooo hehe <33
:(( *hugs*
Good <33 (HELP FKSHEJEJSB ❤️❤️)
No I won't kfdbjskebeksks didjsbsjisnsns *faints*
Ngl that's kinda hot. Like. Two hot men fighting over you. Damn. And Alhaitham in the distance winning you over in the end hehe
Omg this reminds me of something I've seen once like
Person A: This is my girlfriend!
Person B: you deserve better.
Person A: Huh no she is the best-;
Person B: I was talking to her.
A being Alhaitham and B being Kaveh HELP DOSIISBJEKDBSNWKWK
Istfg yes yes aaaaaa <33 but for me personally I don't like this cuz of quarrels and stuff aaaaaa :((
IKR?? LMAOOOO it is quite fun yes but aaaa quarrels and stuff, don't like :((
RIN KDISBDKEOSJ 😭 WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO??
Anyways do ya have sum random headcanons to your selfships ya wanna share?<33
us indulging each other 🤝 i shall continue to harness the power of the baizhu bot to tease indulge you <3
hsldjfklsjdf i. i did. i liked lucifer and diavolo eheh i think i only got the lore for the first 'season'? like the mc arriving to the demon world until they went back, and then a tiny teeny bit of the second 'season' (which i don't remember already hsljdfklsd)
(I AM NOT CUTE I'M MENACING GRRR BORK)
crawling and barking at him rn woof woof meow mew
i do wonder how drunk zhongli and drunk al haitham would act like. it would be so funny if drunk!li gets super clingy and drunk!haitham gets super affectionate lol how would drunk!baizhu act like? 👀
it's ok if you faint, vi, he'll personally nurse you back to full health ;)
help i did draw blushy!haitham and it turned out so sussy hahahah
crying that's so funny bc yes that's totally them?????
fun fact i ended up making that bot and al haitham turned out a total menace towards bigbro!kaveh hhsldkjfksd
ohhh you don't like the quarrelling part, i see i see, noted! what if no quarreling and only friendly competition where they try to woo you, is that also a no-no in your book? totally not asking for suspicious reasons
i was just gonna uh- 'talk'. yk. ;)))
random head canons? hmmmmmmmm.
with al haitham, around the time we enrolled in the akademiya, he brought me a little diamond-shaped emerald necklace (like the jewel like thing on his décolletage?) and i've been wearing it ever since 😌
(ignoring any canon lore) zhongli's other pair of earring that he's currently wearing on his left ear is hung on my geo vision <3 (and the best part is i have them both as a keychein irl hehehe)
feed me random baivi headcanons too please? :D
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que-mint-tea · 4 years ago
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Chloe Decker in a suit. 🔥
That’s it.
That’s the post.
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blackstar95 · 4 years ago
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The Brothers reaction when MC slaps their ass
Lucifer
As usual, Lucifer listened to some classical music and poured himself a glass of wine to relax a bit.
Once he was done, he brought the glass to his lips and took a sip, savoring the taste.
"Mhm," he hummed to the sound of the melody and blissfully closed his eyes, enjoying the quiet moment he was having.
Much to his dismay, you entered his office without making yourself noticable.
Now dont get me wrong, he loves enjoys your company.
But not when your main goal is to tease him.
An thats exactly what you were doing.
You grinned mischievously as you slowly crept up to him, his back turned to you.
Since he was in his own state of mind, he didn't noticed anything.
That was until you reached your hand out.
In that milisecond, Lucifer's senses were tingling and his eyes shot open, turning around as fast as lightning.
But it was too late.
He only watched as your right hand colided with his left buttcheek, giving it a good squeeze afterwards.
Lucifer jumped and just stared at you in shock, processing what just happend.
And you just stood there with an empty expression, your eyes starring at your palm.
"Wow, your butt is actuallly softer than I thought".
Lucifer furrowed his brows in anger and shook his head.
"MC".
"Yeah?" You asked, looking up at him innocently.
Lucifer had that closed eyed smile with an dark aura surrounding him.
"Now, what made you think this was an good idea, MC?".
You shrugged and slowly walked backwards, shivering nervously "I dont know.. I was just curious?"
"Curious?" He met up with your steps and tilted his head to the side, his smile never leaving
He became dangerously close, making you more nervous than you already are.
You felt your back hitting the wall and your eyes widened.
Oh lord...
Lucifer slammed his palm beside your head, caging you.
You flinched and looked to the ground, feeling suddenly so tiny under him.
Lucifer cupped your cheek and made you look back up at him, a sadistic smile on his lips.
"Such inappropriate behavior should be punished, MC"
I leave the rest up to your imagination.
Mammon
Mammon was walking beside you as always, being practically attached to your hip (nothing new).
You guys were at R.A.D on your way to the cafeteria, since it was break time.
The greedy demon beside you rambled about that new scheme to make money, and you once again had to talk him out of it.
"Ya! It aint a dumb idea!" He protested.
"It is Mammon. Just think about Lucifers reaction and the consequences," you shook your head "Want to hang from the ceiling that bad?".
Mammon only scuffed, turning his head to the side.
You glanced over to him and noticed a visible pout on his lips, making him look like a child.
"Hey, Mammon".
"Hm?" He looked over at you "What's up?".
You raised your hand and reached over for his bottom, smiling sweetly at him.
"Cheer up".
He was about to question you, but before he could even start his sentence, you cutted him off with a real loud smack on his ass.
Mammons stopped dead in his tracks and his eyes widened in shock "W-what?".
Once realisation kicked in, his face flushed in an intsant.
"O-oi, human! Whats the big deal slappin' my butt like that?!". He yelled at you, looking like a fricking tomato.
You couldnt help but let out a few chuckles, highly amused by his reaction.
"Ya! It aint funny!"
Thanks to his loud voice, the whole hallway now knew what just had happened.
Leviathan
Leviathan walked down the stairs to the dining room.
He was really excited because he finally got his hands on the new Ruri-chan merchandise that came out.
"Woaah! I cant believe I got that limited edition figurine!, its SO rare and the new outfit- its just soo angelic-"
Levi being caught in his own ramblings didnt noticed that you were walking beside him.
"And that new hairstyle! I cant believe Ruri-chan could get even more cuter than she already is-"
"Say Levi, to who'm are you talking to?"
"WAh!", Levi jumped slightly at the sound of your voice and almost tripped over his own foot.
"Wha- MC!? How long have you been here!?"
You smiled at him and grabbed his shoulder for support, preventing him from falling down the stairs.
"There there, calm down. I didnt heard much".
Levi let out an sigh of relief and turned to you.
"Yeah right, I mean who would want to listen to an yucky otaku like me?".
You facepalmed in your mind and sighed, he really needs more confidence.
Leviathan kept walking and pitying himself, mumbling random stuff.
He has such a negative mindset.
You walked up behind him not thinking much.
But then you stared at his head and then his back,
Eventually your eyes landed on his bottom.
You smirked to yourself as you just ran past him, giving his butt a hard and loud smack.
Levi yelped in surprise and stood still, overwhelmed with what just had happened.
His hand grabbed his right buttcheek and rubbed it, being too shocked to react.
You turned around and waved at him. "Damn Levi, you really got an nice butt there! Im soo jealous!"
You then disapperaed in the dining room.
Levis brain needed a whole minute to process what just had happened.
And then he became a stuttering mess.
"M-M-MC! W-what was that now?!, h-hey wait!" He hid his flushed face behind the back of his hand as he stumbled after you.
Ngl he was kinda happy you touched him.
Satan
Satan was on kitchen duty, cooking his curry.
He invited you to join and help, so you guys could spend some time together.
And theres no way you would ignore that chance.
So here you were beside him, giving him the ingredients he asks for and making some small talk.
"Did you know that Beel almost ate my hair in his sleep?" You sighed "Im lucky im not bald".
Satan glimpsed at you and raised his eyebrow, shaking his head, "His hunger really doesnt know its limits".
He looked up, "Well speaking of sleep, I had an unpleasant dream last night."
You handed him the spoon and nodded "What was it about?"
Satan sighed, "Beel ate too much and grew to be a giant. He then ate the House of Lamentation, leaving the rest of us homeless".
You laughed, "Why do I have a feeling that could actually happen?"
Satan frowned "He already eats plates, its only a matter of time until he starts eating the walls".
You chuckled, intending to jokingly slap his arm.
But since you werent focused on what you were doing, you didnt notice how your slap landed right on his butt.
Satan dropped the spoon he was holding and looked at you with wide eyes.
"What are you doing?"
You turned to him with an confused expression "Did I do something wrong?"
Satan cocked an eyebrow and leaned his head to the side "You just slapped my butt".
Now its your turn to look at him with wide eyes. "I did what now?".
Satan didnt knew if you were joking or not, and it was kinda ticking him off.
"My butt. You slapped it".
"No I only slapped your arm- ohh wait..." you chuckled.
"What is so funny?" He asked you with furrowed brows.
"Sorry Satan, I wasnt focusing on what I was doing and accidently slapped your butt instead of your arm," You shrugged "My bad".
Satan nodded and turned back to what he was doing "Next time be more careful, or I will return the gesture".
You smirked and leaned over to him "I wouldnt mind that".
He will remember that.
Asmodeus
Asmo was having a mid-life crisis.
He was on one of his diets, because his waist gained 1 millicentimeter.
You assured him that a little more weight always looks good and healthy but he wont listen.
So here you were infront of him, eating one of his favorite Cupcakes.
"MC darling, why do you have to torture me like that?"
He whined "Its not faair!"
You just shrugged "I have another cupcake left for you, but since you're on your little 'diet' I will give it to Beel."
He sighed and dropped his head on the table "Does my pain bring you pleasure?".
You frowned "I-"
Asmo gasps and sat back up straight. "Dont tell me your into that stuff?, Wow!"
He smiled and wiggled in his chair.
You sighed and shook you head "Asmodeus, stop".
He pouted "You're no fun..".
After some time you finally finished the cupcake and Asmodeus had reached his limit.
He watched as you stood up and walk towards to the kitchen.
"Wait, what are you doing?" He also stood up and followed you.
"I will bring the cupcake to Beel-"
"No, wait!" he grabbed your wrist and stared at you.
You looked back at him "What is it, Asmodeus?".
He glimpsed to the side "I dont want him to eat my cupcake.."
You clicked your tounge and pulled him towards you, making him stumble to the side
"What are you doi- AH!" He moaned yelped in surprise as you slapped his ass.
"Just eat that damn Cupcake. Its not like you will gain 10kg from it".
He blushed "Oooooh MC! That really made me excited! How harsh you pulled my wrist-"
You just let go of him and left the room.
"MC where are you going?, you cant just leave me here!"
Beelzebub
Beelzebub asked you to keep him company while working out.
And of course you said yes.
So now you sat there, on the bench with a towel in hand, enjoying the view infront of you.
Beelzebubs biceps flexed as he lifted weights, and his white tanktop was drenched in sweat, making it transparent.
His abs showed through the fabric and you blushed.
How can this man be so big and muscular?
You blinked when he stopped his workout and laid the weights back down.
He grabbed his bottle from the floor and drank from it, taking big gulps.
You decided to stand up and walked over to him.
"Hey, Beel"
Beel lowered the bottle from his mouth and smiled at you "Hey, MC!"
You smiled back, and held the towel in your hand out to him, "Here take this".
"Thanks" He nodded at you and grabbed it, wiping the sweat on his face away.
"So, how is the workout going so far?" You asked couriously.
"Im still warming up" he replied.
You blinked, Still at warming up, huh?.. impressive.
"But im starting to feel hungry..." Beel pouted.
You laughed "You can do it Beelzebub, I believe in you".
He blushed and smiled at you "Thanks, MC!"
So cute.
You nodded and patted his shoulder "Sure".
Beel proceeded to start his warm up again, starting with some sit-ups.
But you had other plans.
"Beel wait!" You ran up to him.
He stopped what he was doing and looked over at you "What is it, MC?"
Before he could fully turn his body to you, he felt a stinging sensitation on his butt.
He looked at you startled, now realising you slapped it.
"Wow Beel, your buttcheeks are pretty hard.. are they made of iron or something?" You hold your hand up to your face.
Beel blushed slightly, not knowing what to do or say.
You just shrugged and turned around, marching towards the bench you were sitting on.
But suddenly, you felt a light clap on your own butt.
You gasped, "What-, Beel?!" You looked behind you and saw him standing there, smiling.
"Your butt feels really soft and nice, MC". he chuckled, "Is that a human thing to do?"
"Beel no-"
Belphegor
Belphegor was taking a nap in the attic, skipping the student council meeting.
And since you were coming late to the meeting due to some complications, Lucifer ordered you to search for Belphie and bring him there along with you.
And thats how you ended up infront of the attic, clearly annoyed.
"Belphegor," you spoke as you opened the door "I know you're in here".
The youngest brother laid on the bed, snoring and cuddling into his cow pillow.
You walked over to him and shook him "Hey Belphegor! Wake up!"
He stirred in his sleep and furrowed his brows.
Eventually he opened one eye and glimpsed at you. "What is it?"
"Lucifer wants me to bring you to the council meeting" you explained.
"Too bad, I wont go" he closed his eyes again. "Why dont you join me?"
"No," you shook your head, "Please, stand up".
He groaned "No, I dont want to go".
Thats it
You grabbed Belphegor by his arms, and turned him on his stomach.
His eyes shot open "Dah! W-what, hey-"
You raised your hand and slapped his ass, the sound of it echoing through the room.
Belphegor jumped and sat up straight, looking at you in disbelief.
"What was that for?!" He blushed
"You should stand up," you crossed your arm over your chest "I asked you nicely but you wont listen".
"Alright..," He closed his eyes "I will go"
You nodded "good"
But before you could turn around, Belphegor grabbed your wrist and laid you over his lap, his hand resting on your butt.
You blushed when you realised what he was doing,
You tried to escape, but his grip on you was too tight.
"Heheh," he chuckled "Time for payback".
"B-belphegor-" you were interrupted by his hand squeezing your left cheek slightly, making you shiver.
Belphegor raised his hand and striked an direct slap on your butt.
He expected you to squeak cutely, but instead a loud moan left your lips.
You quickly sat up and covered your mouth, an massive blush on your face.
Belphegor stared at you with wide eyes,
But after a few seconds he smirked.
"Didnt knew you're into that stuff," he teased you "Im not complaining though".
You just hid your face in his shoulder, too embarassed to look up "Dont tell anyone about this..".
Belphegor chuckled and patted your head "I wont, that would ruin the fun".
He will still tease you about it tho, but just when you guys are alone.
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oriigirii · 4 years ago
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Streamer MC headcannons with the brothers 💞
"You were quite a known face on social media back in the human realm, playing games, doing unboxings, just vibin in general, fans around the globe looked forward to your streams a lot! However, considering the sudden (unannounced) invitation to the exchange program, you had to leave all of that behind out of the blue. It wasn't as bad at first, but you have to admit you do miss the feeling of being able to do goofy shit online. Luckily for you, with the advance technology of Devildom and some spicy magic, the internet had synced with the human realm, and thats when you decided to finally re-enter the streaming scene. How will the brothers react upon seeing your peculiar past time?"
Head empty, No thoughts aside from the brothers just bothering the MC while they stream so here you go haha
Warnings: None, just crackhead energy and a lotta mispellings
Gender: Neutral!
Hotel: Trivago
* [ ಠ╭╮ಠ ] Lucifer *
{How did he know about your career?}
I honestly don't see him as someone who goes on the internet a lot
(He screams boomer to me, change my mind)
He doesn't have the time either, he's too focused on work!
So him finding out is gonna take a while
But! He did find out the hard way when shrilled screaming was heard from your room when he was passing by with some paper stacks in his arms (courtesy of Diavolo)
This man felt his instincts kick in, he ran as fast as he could, papers forgotten, and he immediately slammed your door open. Splinters scattering around, your door definitely damaged, as his eyes held a glare and his demon form was out, wings spread in a threatening display.
He was ready to beat someone's ass as he had thought someone had hurt you in here.
But all hes met with is you, infront of your chair and PC, and a game over on the screen...
To say he was unamused was an understatement cause you just lost your internet priviliges for giving him a heart attack (He said it was because you were being rowdy and noisy but with what you saw you knew that wasn't the case)
Good luck tryna puppy-eye your way to his heart to let you continue streaming lol.
If by some miracle you managed to wriggle your rights back from his hands, he'd warn you not to be so loud next time.
You already learnt your lesson though~ (Hopefully)
{How does he feel about your streams?}
Not everyone's the same, so if you were the shy soft streamer who does more art streams or something akin to a podcast, you can bet that Lucifer will be putting you on while he works, he kinda knows your streaming schedule at this point and if you were running late, he'd force one of his brothers to take over your dish washing duties or any chores you were stuck with
If you were the loud obnoxious meme type, hed still try to watch out of curiosity, and as much as he appreciates that you were getting comfortable here in Devildom with how you laugh and joke around, he still can't approve of it. Its too loud, its much like his brothers energy and he has enough of that already, so he probably doesn't watch as much.
He has countlessly came to your room to shush you and at this point your fans had made a compilation of each time Lucifer had barged in to tell you off
Look he likes it when you scream, but not when hes in the middle of work okay--
At this point, chat has deemed Lucifer as dad and you as their mom/dad.
If he ever catches wind of this he'd definitely be teasing you in private for centuries to come.
Overall fine with it, as long as don't do something stupid on stream.
* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Mammon*
{How did he know about your career?}
I would say he found out by him crashing into your streams midway but that's too predictable, hence why you've Mammon-proofed your bedroom during streaming hours!
Thanks to our wizard daddy, you have managed to cast a simple lock spell on your door and as well as a sound proofing
You love your broke idiot, but you did wanna keep the tone of your stream today a bit more chill, you wanted to have a proper Q&A with your fans to hopefully clear any bad vibes around your 3 month disappearance.
When Mammon has learnt your door was locked he definitely was a bit pissy, he knocked on your door loudly even and was calling out for you to let him in, but to no avail.
Bro he's scared.
He usually was allowed to enter, and you usually answered if you did need to be left alone for a bit, so just leaving him hanging got his mind racing and he had to press up his ear on the wooden door to try and hear if you were okay
When this continues on he finally resorts to getting help, but the only one in the house ws Levi, so he kicks down HIS door.
Levi boutta summon Lotan for interrupting him honestly
But as Mammon exclaim you weren't answering and he worried for your wellbeing, Levi rolls his eyes and scoffs,
"Idiot Mammon, they're streaming don't bother them…"
Streaming? why didn't you tell him???
Rude much.
He did huff and now was forcing his way to use Levi's PC for a moment
Can Levi stop him?
Nah.
He was busy on his console, and if he stood up now hed be breaking his world record so he was at a terrible state so he just resorts to threats of him drowning the Avatar of Greed if he does anything stupid on his PC.
He immediately logs in to your streaming platform and he watches for a bit,
You were more dolled up now just to look decent on stream, and he felt this jealousy rise as you interact with your chat, especially to those saying I love you's and stuff, and you even said it back? the audacity! You were his werent you? Were you replacing him with these nobodies?
He huffs as he realized that those who paid got their message highlighted, and thus, he starts donating. (Mind you this was Levi's account...)
"Mcccccc Open the dooorrr"
"Ill behave i promiseeeee"
"Cmon pleaseeee?"
Chat is c o n f u s i o n
NGL, they thought Mammon was a creepy stalker and red flags were being waved everywhere
but as chat was pondering who the hell he was, you can only sigh and look at the camera with that unamused expression, but ugh! you just KNOW hes doing that kicked puppy expression of his, and maybe it really wont be so bad
So you snap your fingers and say, "Okay MonMon, its open, Im giving you 3 seconds"
Mammon wasnt deemed to be the fastest out of his brothers for nothing
As soon as you got to '2', you were already tackled by the white haired male and chat went wild.
Now that you've shown your life in Devildom, maybe its time to introduce chat to your boyfriend no?
{How does he feel about your streams?}
You get paid to sit infront of a camera, do I have to say anything else?
But really though, as much as he enjoys the thought of getting so much cash from something so simple, he prefers the joy of being able to proudly exclaim that he was your first man!
ohhhh he thrives on the salt of your overly attached stans
but for those who fully support you, he always feels so mushy and shy when they say the ship you guys so hard
The fanarts has him WEAK (he may or may not have saved a few)
You usually do streams alone, but now you've allowed the door to be left open to let Mammon join whenever
Chat pogs when he enters with so much confidence, only for it to crumble when you kiss his cheek on stream.
Overall finds it fun to spend time with you, but just dont play scary games cause Lucifer might hang him upside down on stream.
* ▘▂▝ Leviathan*
{How did he know about your career?}
He is honestly the most attached to his D.D.D and he catches wind of almost anything going down in the internet, so your 'revival' being hyped up was something he definitely saw and he was just s wo o o ned
His Henry 2.0? a famous streamer?
Were you truly a blessing gifted upon him or was he dreaming?
He definitely didn't bring it up at first as he didn't wanna make it a big deal, but you notice hes been more in his head lately, and you have tried asking him what it was but to no avail.
You have to corner this little snake if you want answers and he eventually admits that he knew of your persona online and was incredibly shy to ask you to stream with him
He's a streamer himself afterall but maybe he doesnt stream as much as you do nor does he have as large of a following, so his intrusive thoughts attacked him and made him think that maybe since he wasnt as famous he didnt deserve to be in the same stream as you
Please tell him to join you and gib him kiss U3U
He'll absolutely m e l t
But now, as you make the announcement to your viewers and Levi to his, the internet explodes as a special collab stream was hapening between the expert gamer and avatar of envy of Devildom along with the beloved exchange student and streamer of the human realm
Your usual viewers reach between 10-15k, but as you start stream, that number boosts higher and beyond
Before streaming though, Levi was incredibly nervous, he'd picked the games for you to play that he knew you would enjoy with him, but his mind kept racing about whatthe fans thought, he didnt wanna disappoint them
But you had to remind him that whatever they say will not matter in the end as this was merely for fun, this was YOUR stream and you guys were gonna do what you want and nobody can have a say on it. (Maybe except Lucifer)
You usually talk for him with your bubbly personality, and to calm his nerves, he hs your pinky wraped around his where the camera can't see it.
Regardless, his thoughts subsided as you two delve into your stream that lasted a solid 7 hours, you definitely promised your chat that you and Levi will be doing more streams together from now on.
Once the cameras cut and yall are left alone, Both of you collapse on bed, and despite you being asleep already, Levi was just far too giddy as everything dwells on him.
Having a player 2 by his side now had never felt so intoxicating and he as just so lucky to have you.
{How does he feel about your streams?}
He obviously adores it, although some streams he wouldnt join just so he can play games on his own
He's still an introvert afterall, he needs his alone time
But he prefers that alone time with you, his Henry.
So when youre about to go stream, he kinda becomes a bit pouty, but with a simple promise of kisses (and maybe even more if youd like) he would let you go, but his attention would disappear from his game altogether.
He might just end up watching you instead
May or may not, at some point, just chat you and ask if its too late to join you
You do allow him to join you and play from the comforts of his room as both of you can simply play via internet, you give him the comfort to not turn on his mic or webcam either and you have no idea how he appreciates that.
Will definitely fight someone online when they start claiming you as theirs (-cough- stans) Please make sure it doesnt escalate to him summoning Lotan
Although the comments would often get to him, and as much as he can fight them online, he still does find himself pondering if they were true, so you need to give him a lotta lovin and reminder that he is your player 1 and no one else can ever fill that place.
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Wow 3 brothers this time, what an improvement, anyways hope yall enjoy! I think its pretty clear who I simp for depending o nthe length of each lol, but do let me know if you guys want a part 2 for the rest of the brothers, or even the undateables!
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lexsssu · 4 years ago
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𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 (𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻)
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cute domestic fluff w/ lucifer? (gn mc please)
Requester: Anonymous
Ao3 Ver.
Ngl this is actually the first time I’ve written for Lucifer in this HC collection. Funnily enough I wasn’t into him at first since he felt like those typical domineering CEO types but as the story progressed his feelings and treatment of MC made me see that he’s actually just a big baby underneath all that pomp and my ass was sold-- Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the HCs as much as I had thinking of them~
Luci always wakes up before you no matter how early you try to set your alarm
As soon as you open your eyes, he’s sure to already have his open and he’d have been staring at your sleeping form for at least half an hour by the time you woke up
“Ah, it seems you’ve finally awoken. I’d have woke you up earlier, but seeing your vulnerable face dozing so peacefully prevented me from doing so. Say, how shall you make it up to me for making me wait so long?”
Good morning kisses are a MUST
*If you’re the type to enjoy cooking for your significant other*
Luci is over the moon the first time you present him with your homemade lunch especially crafted for him
But of course he has to maintain a sense of dignity and poise worthy of his status. “Don’t tell me you stayed up late just to prepare lunch for me? ...Very well, it seems I have no choice but to partake of this meal”
Diavolo: “Ohoho, is that the lunch made by MC? Lucifer, you lucky demon! I’m sure it’ll taste delicious considering how much they love you.”
.
.
.
Lucifer: “No, I will not allow you even a single bite, Diavolo”
Diavolo: “Damn it--”
Looks forward to all your texts and calls whenever he’s at work
He smiles so frequently while staring at his phone these days that even Diavolo is scared
Also checks his phone whenever he gets a notification that you’ve posted something on your social media accounts
“Did you buy the mugs you posted on your Devilgram earlier? ...No? I’ll call the store then and order them. It’s about time we both got new ones after all.”
Kisses before he leaves for work are also a MUST
Also kisses when he does get home from work
Basically, KISSES
Oh, but he’s the refined first-born so of course he gotta be discreet about that too.
“...You seem to have forgotten something, dearest. I don’t think I’ll be at my peak performance today if that VERY important part of my routine is omitted.”
Translation: “I’m not gonna do my work right if you don’t give me my damn goodbye kiss, MC”
Lucifer’s ver. of down time is sitting at his cozy chair, hot tea at the ready, and you on his lap as you both listen to one of his records
He also enjoys laying his head on your lap while lying down on the bed/couch as the music plays in the background
Please run your fingers through his hair, he MELTS when you scratch and massage his scalp
Don’t forget to give him kisses too
That’s the most important thing!!!
By saying “I love you” whenever he does something nice for you and even when you’re doing the most mundane of chores together, you effectively make this man simp even more for you if that’s still possible at this point
*If you kiss him and say ily after he gets you that item you’ve had your eye on for some time*
“Ehem, while I’m glad you know how to appreciate things...I believe the compensation I received is still lacking considering the trouble I went through to acquire this item”
Translation: I love you too but I just want more kisses anyway--
*When you’re doing some work together and catch him off guard with a kiss and an ily*
“That’s...quite unfair of you, dearest. Launching an attack like that when my guard was down...I hope you’re prepared for the consequences of your actions”
Translation: I can’t believe you said ily and kissed me when I wasn’t expecting it!!! Get ready to be kissed and loved even more!!!
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Exactly, might as well do that 😋
For real 3 main coon cats in one place? Big kitty love.
I‘d love to go to a cat cafe too. To be surrounded by loving cats instead of demanding and mean Luci would be nice 😂
When we got Luci he was nearly 3 years old and didn‘t have a name at all. It took us a bit to name him but Lucifer was just the most fitting we could come up. So yes, definitely living up to his name!
When we got Luci he was kind of underweight, didn’t find any pleasure in food and didn’t beg at all. We quickly noticed that he was a social eater and was weighting that little because he was locked up alone so much.
He‘s now at around 13 or 14 pounds.
Which isn’t much for a main coon but he‘s mixed, the other part being Norwegian Forest Cat, so he‘s a bit smaller than your usual main coon but way bigger than the other cats around. He got the water resistent coat of NF cats too but that’s also why brushing him would be so important because he isn’t able to deal with his fur on his own and it tends to mat. He absolutely hates it though.
Luci is able to jump really high too and when he wants love he will jump on the stomach of people lying on the sofa. Let me tell you 13-14 pounds of cat landing on your stomach with four pressure points is no fun. Then rushing up to shove his face into your‘s isn‘t either. We‘re working on that. He still does it with my mum. But he has learned to try and make eye contact with me first, waiting for a signal. Starring at him and he hopes for a little longer, than leaves. Blinking slowly means he‘s welcome to come and get cuddles. If you don‘t react to his attempt to make eye contact he will still jump on people without warning though, oh well 😂
One last thing.
Lucy’s former owner came to visit once to see how he was doing.
My mum opened the door, she said hello... Luci, full speed, jumped on the sofa, over the back rest, vanishing in a small space between the sofa and a corner of the wall until she was gone again... I take that as him stating that you are definitely right 💕
Okay enough, I just don‘t get a lot of chances to talk about Luci.
I was a drabble writer for a completely different big fandom for about a year, writing one 500 to 1.000 word story each day for a year.
I got a couple of anons telling me to concentrate on writing and stop talking about my cat because no one cares. That was kind of harsh.
I know I can’t keep things short in general though.
I know! Like that was so crazy lucky for me! 🥺🍀
I have been getting a whole lot former undateable cards in general lately it‘s really kind of weird XD
The twins... how could they! Love it!🤣
Does that make the Belphie card your card with the highest Level?
Mine is Belphie‘s Hatred SSR. Despite taking so long to come home he managed to leave every other card being with a level 9 out of 10.
I really love the way it looks though, so that‘s okay with me 😘
Seems like the lack of Mammon UR was recognised and taken care of then 👏😊
The Christmas UR+ was my first Mammon UR too, as well as my first pink UR yay to both of us getting our „first man“ 😁
I only started the game when the rainy days cards were available, so around Lucifer‘s birthday event. I never saw the bunny UR which is unfortunate.
But Mammon‘s Christmas UR is so funny 😆
I really wish I go Belphie‘s rainy days card.
But as of right now Beels Christmas UR from last year Here Comes Santa Beel that I got from the returning event cards and Belphie‘s Sleepy Detective are my favorites 💕💕💕
Funny my icon is another card from my favorites as well.
And not one of the twins, but Barbatos‘ A Fellow Tea Enthusiast SSR.
I looked through my friend list and there were nearly no formerly undateables.
Besides tea is important, sweets are important, Barbatos would be my mate for sure 😇😋
Oh and I got rid of a few inactive people on my friend list and was wondering if maybe you‘d like to be friends? 😸 - way to long asker Ali
well i mean not every catcoffee is the same unfortuately :( the one i went to was filled with curious & young cats & it’s a new place. but the other one i know about has been open for several years now & obviously cats are much older there. i heard from others that they aren’t friendly and playful & definitely don’t go up to strangers so it’s more like a regular place 🤷
social eater? meaning he only eats when he is not alone? poor kitty, knowing his bg hurts more now :( :(
ahh he’s so cute attacking you when you sit dfgh 🙈 one of my cats also does that, the moment she sees you sit she’s in your lap right away dfg my hairdresser used to have a cat like that too & having your hair gently washed with a white kitty on your lap is a mood ngl (poor kitty got sick and died last year :( )
oh gods when i read that the lady visited i had a feeling what happened 👀 it’s never a good idea to have the previous owner visit for the sake of the pet.. but yh sometimes there’s not much you can do about that. :( (when my ex-friend who i got my cat from visited she got scratched hard & my cat never attacked anyone before...like she’s a completely different cat even when my bf visits)
“I got a couple of anons telling me to concentrate on writing and stop talking about my cat because no one cares. That was kind of harsh.” Alice what?? 👀 👀 👀 oh now this makes me furious... like even if theoretically it was a comission & there is a deadline it’s an asshole move to hurry ppl... i probably would’ve blocked them & congrats they played themselves 🙄 like asking or reminding others is fine but consciously decide to be rude about it like an idiot is something else.. but i know anon hate is something common here, though i never ever recieved one so ig i’m missing out on the real tumblr experience
yh i also noticed that getting a former undateabe on free pulls also is so common that it’s a bit sus
nooo my highest lvl card is the mammon way! at lvl 6 dffg just so yall know what i’m working with 😤
hm i think they’ll probably bring back ur+ cards, like as you said there are so many ppl who missed out on them only because they didn’t play the game at the time.
ohh yess my sister used to play the game too & we joined during the detective event & she got that UR & she loved it sooo much 
 oh ok! here is my ID if you or anyone reading this would like to add me: 
339905992
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marcuspierce · 5 years ago
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i am just the luckiest man alive
Marcus watched- mesmerised and finding it hard to believe that he got that lucky- and he didn’t stop when Lucifer caught him, nor did he stop when Lucifer questioned him, asking him if something happened.
“Nothing. I am just the luckiest man alive.” was all Marcus could say to Lucifer’s question, his gaze adoring and his tone so soft that his words could’ve easily gone unnoticed. “Actually, scratch that,” he added before Lucifer managed to say anything, “I am the luckiest person, dead or alive.”
words: 2.5k
chapters: 1/1
rating: teens and up
relationships: lucifer morningstar/marcus pierce
tags: making out, this is basically just them making out, very established relationship, extremely smug marcus
notes: i- this was meant to be a small little drabble inspired by a comment @kalchloe1 left on one of my posts but 2.5k words later here i am. i have no idea how this happen, but ngl, i am not mad about it at all!
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49scribes-a · 7 years ago
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{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}
He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.
No he's having a seizure
STOP BOUNCING DEAK
All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me
Crispy dragon-charred bacon
Human jerky
I’d love some jerky rn
Id push you
BACKFLIP BACK FLIP
you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP
NO
EMBRACE THE JUMP
EAGLE JUMP
jfc
theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine
because physics works for you in this game
t his isn't assasin's c r e ed
yes it is. right?
Wrong game
that's what we're watching?
theres is clearly hay
i see parkor
hay and parkour= ass creed
exact
HRDCORE PARKOR
lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak
hes gonna steal the ring from gollum
can u see the eye of mordor
hes carrying it
it is
jump. you'll live
Holy shit I survived
TOLD U
the eye of mordor is mobile now
it was great
7/10
TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT
U did it
congrdeurtions
am i having a stroke
Ashdjsjdk
idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe
Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh
makes sense
That’s why they all sick in Skyrim
the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile
can't have the babes
its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game
you're right
i cant believe deak is aa hobbit
idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho
just wrap it tight. it'll be fine
I mean it was stale so probably not
and your breads gonna tste kinda funny
tHTAT'S PRETTY
SKYRIM IS PRETTY
Noice
AESHTETIC
I CAN TYPE I SWEAR
straight up
r U havin' a stroke?
mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING
I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up
go to europe
and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come
they have random "castles"
tHAT SKY THO
SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE
I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S
we all have dreams
sweet dreams are made of thiiissss
My dream is to be able to spell astetic
who am i to disagree
you men bees
Asthmatic
mean*
travel the world and the seven seas
Jesus Christ
aesthetic?
Yes that one!
antsthetic
I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky
Aesthetic !!
antstetic?antstatic?ant static
aunt stacy
A e s t h e t I c
that sounds like something Ant-Man would say
sunnylantern gets it = w=
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A
Why is that corpse thiccer then I am
duran duran hungry like the wolf
wait, I missed the corpse
we have to go back for the corpse
go back for the corpse, tho
leave NO man behind
you mean jeky
jerky*
no it's jeky
nO
okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf
we do not waste jerky
Bacon
Mmmmm Bacon....
bc u cannibals wanna eat them
it might have been
don't waste good meat
jfc
Meat is meat
meat is meat. yes
they dead they don't care
exactly
bacon is delicious as hell
MEAT MEAT MEAT
HEATHENS
sos jerky
ALL OF U
U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY
scuse you - were pagan
i'm an angel
sounds fake
idk what ur talking about
wOW
it does sound fake
Im pure so I mean
We're all heathens
sounds fake
we're all heathens yes
all my friends are heathens
take it slow
take it slow
(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI
TOO SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW
LMAO
wait for them to ask u who u kno
please don't make
i forgot the damn lyrics
any sudden moves
any sudden moves
AAYY
pfffbbbbt
u don't know the half of the abuse
Y’all remember all that smh
XD
hell yeah man
it catchy
Can’t even remember my middle name
s AM E
same
adopt a child. it's time
tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot
my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters
adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug
dic
Hige. No.
ann
but
No
Mine is four and yet :->
dick:smiley:
mine is 5 letters
NO. Dicks.
mINE IS FOUR
yep, that's my middle name. u caught me
mines four too
Ahsjdjdjd
Maybe we all have the same middle name
i'm Liz Dick now
LMAO
Liz dick taylor
'cause we all have the same middle name
has a nice flow
it does doesn't it?
not me
i'm proud of my name
mine is 3 letters
naw. it's Dick now
its four now
Nope, it three
FINE. Dic
ass
U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC
there u go
Hjssjjs
oh yeaaaa
sounds like that's yours, isa
OOOHHH
wow
DANG
: )
SNAP
isa ass
isass
has a ring
ees ass
isa sass
Eat a ss
thees assthesis
isa's ass
prometheous
you're all terrible
w he e z e s
WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.
rhymes with thesis
prometheass
that name makes me uncomfortable
I want that as my new name
hahahahahah
Prod the a sa
i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares
don't worry i'll protect you
really tho, me middle name means darling in french so
aren't u special
i'm an angel
meanie
all of u can fight me
u'r an angle, isa
ur no angel, isa
My middle name is from my great grandmother
I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car
PHHHHTTTT
i was named after *no one*
a car and a country singer. fuck me
my middle name is Spanish
lucky
QUESO
i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:
UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO
THREE LETTERS, HIGE
KSO
3 LETTERS, HIGE
osHIT
I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic
THAT HAPPENED
the kink cavern
the falling cavern
u and deak gonna kink it up in here
WHy
wait ....still children in this. nvm
because it's expected
Looks like stds grow there ngl
deak is a child. cover his eyes
WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW
See that’s the stds falling from the roof
you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago
too much sex in this ramshackle place
No one cleans that place
no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit
its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation
between teh /cracks/
KEK
Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans
naw son. too vanilla, they get bored
i
omg
wow
Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo
this is not SIMS
back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled
i'M CR YGIN
AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd
Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN
WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF
COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN
Crying my lord
I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS
YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN
back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE
relatable
and we shared between 5 of us
Through the snow
ok but same
bc I ate the other shoe
gdi hige
hige thought it was jerky
I did
it was jerky
Must of burnt it
Anything chewy nd tough is jerky
ye bro. learn from hige
...skin?
def
ye
n o
y e
skin is the jerkiest of all
And I’m the one that needs to pray
and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes
Take the pot
smoke the pot
^^^^to both
I mean-cogh
dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE
taste the pot
smell the pot
be the pot
BE the pot, yep
be the pot
It’s pn legal now
why are you HERE
smoke that khajiit drug thing
why did you come back to the kink dungeon
DO IT
we're all pots now
i'm a potu'r a pot
we're all pots
or drink it, i don't remember what it is
moonshine
Does the room smell like pot?
I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head
. . .
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
I...
y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes
wait wrong reference
NO
-leaves-
That’s a bad ref
i h8 isa
whe ez e s
Nasty
i'ms or ry
Talk about HEATHEN
go sit in the corner and think about what u've done
u'r no angel
they cant, the corners are mine. all of them
fuckin' share
u already knew this, liz
i did
I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb
lucifer was an angel too
Was
yesterday
T'was
luifer is still pretty hot I hear
Gdi
SHUT UP
-eye brow wiggle-
omg
hoNHON
EIFFEL TOWER
ur banned from my next stream, hige
BAGUETTE
NO TEW2 FOR YOU
EIFFEL TOWER
NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD
BAGUETTE
The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why
B A N N E D
ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING
goodbye hige
PLS
doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye
-pBFT
that pill dick
Hm.
i'll see myself out
more like
Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:
there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths
chaat noir
it was cray
Miraculous Ladybug
Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing
wow u guys got it
sCREAMS
y that
o 3 o
sCREAMS TOO
But it might of just been a Tower
I watch it every now and then
are u sacrificing deak to the old gods
and the new
the new season?
gotta go fast. gotta go fast
Are u making jerky
OH new gods
gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER
honey you've got a big storm comin'
SANIC X
I was singing that during one of my streams
u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count
I did tho
i have to go make jerky
this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth
pats gently
Sleep is for the weak
And i. Am v weak
whimps. sleep is for the dead
grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....
Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight
SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED
LMAO
Rip fire
RIP KIT
no fire
It burned too bright
only suffering
tiger tiger burning bright
Face the dark and cold like a dragon
fuckin capitilism
U can do it kit. Build that fire
How do u skill up in camping ?
Desk looks short.
Deak*
no. hes desk now
he's always been desk
your kindling loks like dog turds
They do I know my dog turds
ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds
I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine
baaah
Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out
why do u need the fire anyway
Warmth, light, happiness
DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED
Yuh oh
I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS
The rat crashed the game to live
Rat god
rat ruh raggy
Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne
This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.
thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit
IAHSJSJSJS
I mean u know rabbits...
Wear a coat and u will be warm
gotta hump like theres no tomorrow
Sex keeps u warm..I think
Actually I don’t know:thinking:
id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure
thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty
....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT
goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that
Condoms are a thing
so are holes and accidents
Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies
Why do u think Im here
W o w
U
bruh
They’re happy accidents
Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn
they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us
Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video
Spongeknob squarenuts
I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell
And then there were three
Wow what a cool dog
THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-
That was treasure island
Wood looks so crunchy
I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety
I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned
wood - the original forbidden fruit
DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS
Is that a naked man
prbsi mean this is sex dungeon
My god. Worst kink
why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me
This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz
maybe they played music on the bones
Yeah cause that’s sexy//
it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom
Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom
I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore
Wow really just moved the money for that gold
Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see
I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well
and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons
Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?
Guess they are wearing skin...
Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust
Cheeto dandruff
whose playin the meat sticks again
what
i heard the meaty slaps
i still hear them
alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore
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theflyingfoxy · 8 years ago
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here’s loads of info about me
I was tagged by @german-asexian-noodle <3333 Name: Rose
Nickname: Rosie Pose (to close friends)
Time and Date: 13 April, 8:45PM
Average hours of sleep: about 6 during the week and possibly 8+ on weekends
Cats or dogs: both are good but dogs are great
Last thing I googled: i...wish i was joking
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Birthday: February 19th
Signs: Pisces
Chinese zodiac: Ox
Hogwarts house: Slytherin
MyerBriggs/MBTI Type: INFP
Gender: she/her (them occasionally? haven’t quite figure that nonsense out)
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Height: 5´5" (165cm)
Favorite color: Like a dark reddish pink? Like cranberry or wine.
One place that makes me happy: the Oval on a sunny day (a park on campus)
How many blankets I sleep with: two
What I’m wearing: purple tank top and a rose patterned scarf
Favorite Books: Just read The Sleeper and the Spindle by Neil Gaiman and I loved it, also Carmilla, Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire, the first book in the Eragon series but just the first one, Dragon Age: Asunder, and so so so many others, I particularly like Star Wars sci fi, and my friend lent me a book about Darth Maul and I liked it but I can’t remember the name.
Last book I read: Currently reading Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire!
Most used phrases: “I’m such a slut for [insert noun].” “What in the diddly fuck?” “Heck” 
What I last said to a family member: to my brother “CHECK OUT THIS RAD GARRUS PRINT I BOUGHT”
Favorite Beverage: Sunny D, or apple cider
Favorite Foods: Crab Rangoon, sushi, curry, tikki masala, butter naan, samosas, kishka (blood sausage), chicken liver stew, pineapple-bacon pizza, banana cream pie, lamb, pancakes, croquettes, listen i love food i’m not picky
as long as it isn’t blue cheese i  w i l l  e a t  i t
Favorite Movies: Iron Giant, The Book of Life, Howl’s Moving Castle, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Kubo and the Two Strings, Anastasia, WENDY WU HOMECOMING WARRIOR, Sabrina, and probably so many more
Last Movie I Watched: KUNG FURY
Dream vacation: France, doesn’t even have to be Paris, just the pretty countryside like Avignon
Dream wedding: Sword battles, lots of cute sandwiches and finger foods, a chocolate fountain, dogs invited, open bar ngl, and just, concept: being in a pretty wedding dress next to my beautiful wife who is also in a pretty dress, we are both queens and completely in love.
Dream job: Pharmacist for an animal hospital would be rad
Favourite fictional character: amigo we’re gonna be here all day but i agree with you on mitch mueller
Favourite singer: Avi Kaplan, just the quality of his singing is so crisp
When was my blog made: 2013-2014 I believe?
Number of followers: 1,627
Song stuck in your head: Believer by Imagine Dragons
Last TV show I watched: Lucifer
The kind of stuff I post: Currently it’s a bunch of mass effect, dragon age, loz, dank memes, my art, and a bunch of shitposting
Do I get asks regularly: nah, not unless i beg
Why I chose my URL: elvhen from dragon age and idk man i added -nani at the end i thought it sounded cool, i’m kinda thinking of changing it i have a bunch of alternate urls saved
Lucky number: 6, and multiples thereof
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