#lu calamity x reader

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The Menace read your answer and this is funny as you stayed in Legend of Zelda but don't worry you have other chances to get another character from another world or game.

So gather 'round, sit back, relax and please stay in your seat. Kick your feet up and grab some popcorn. Oh, and of course, lest we not forget, enjoy the show.

Here goes a Reader which probably is the most soft but also strict one. A master with the trident! This is Mipha!Reader

Reader is the Champion of the Zoras and their beloved next ruler.

They have the gift of healing others and themself but also to heal the water.

They are 55 to 65 years old. Zoras age slower then Hylians.

What only very few know is that Reader has a beautiful singing voice and they use it to put Sidon to sleep.

They are a master with the trident.

They are not a ghost but a living version from Age of Calamity.

Reader almost could give Calamity the armour but they both were thrown into a portal.

They are a very fast swimmer compared to Wild when he wears the full Zora Armour set. They can also breath underwater.

They only have a hunch why Sidon reacted so sad as he had to leave.

They are the epitome of elegance.

They love their younger brother to bits and only wants the best for him. That's why they teached him how to swim a waterfall up and how to surf down.

Most of the Chain would be jealous probably as Reader loves Wild and Calamity.

They just see they same boy they fell in love with in both of them. These two fight like cats and dogs for their attention and affection.

Twilight wanted to help Wild but also fell in love.

Hyrule was just relieved to have another healer with them.

Funny enough Sidon, his father and Muzu are Yandere too! The older version of Sidon, obviously. Sidon lost his sibling and Muzu and Dorephan practically their child and now to have Reader stand there in the Zora Domain once again and looking around as so much changed? They don't want them to go like Sidon had to.

Sidon wants to say so many things to them and learn from them. Muzu cried as they stepped into the throne room at first and thought it was their spirit. It was very emotional as they bowed down to their father before being hugged by him and Muzu.

So those three are very overprotective over Reader and forbid them to go with the Chain.

How they met.

Reader's PoV:

I walked around as I finally managed it out of Lake Hylia and was looking for Link. We both fell into this portal but got separated as I landed alone in Lake Hylia. I was around the Zora Domain and got stared at. I was kinda freaked out because of it. It was my home or so I thought. I noticed that Ruta was on a mountain so if the people need protection I have to climb onto it. Maybe I should put Ruta somewhere else. I was on the main plaza and saw a statue of me. I was more than confused as this was me right know. I turned around and saw many Zoras looking at me with their eyes wide. I waved at the children with a smile and they began to laugh before they ran to me.

„Are you your Highness Reader?“

„Yes, I am sorry I really would like to talk to you little ones but I have to talk to my father.“ I apologized to the children who nodded and took my hand to guide me to the throne room.

I giggled and we stopped at the stairs that leaded to the throne room.

„Thank you, I really appreciate your assistance.“ I petted them before climbing the stairs carefully.

Everyone looked at me strangely here. Link was gone, even as he managed to become my appointed knight, however he managed to do that.

I could multiple men talking two of them were definitely Muzu and father but one sounded like the Sidon from the future. If I travelled through time then were was my future version? Did I really die? I only had suspicions but that would explain all the stares and the statue. I didn't notice that I stopped as I heard the voices. So I continued my way up.

„We are busy with a meeting please come back later.“ they only heard my steps as one of the men called me out but I didn't stop.

As I was in eye sight I could hear gasps and someone running at me. As I stopped I was relieved to see Link coming at me.

„Link. I'm so glad to see you. I was worried as we got separated.“ he only nodded but it didn't bother me he will speak to me on his own accord I know it.

I looked over him and saw injuries again which I began to heal immediately. „You never change do you. Always when you injured you come to me and I will heal you, do you understand?“

He blushed slightly but nodded. As I was finished I walked towards my father and future Sidon. Muzu began to cry!

„Muzu is everything alright?! Are you hurt?! Are you in pain?!“ I rushed towards him and fretted a bit. Which was kinda embarrassing as I completely lost my composure.

But he hugged me tightly and I hugged him back. I stroke his head and turned to my father and Sidon.

„Father, Sidon please tell me what happened to me? I've never seen Muzu cry like that before. Did... Did I die during the Calamity?“

„I'm sorry Reader. I couldn't tell you, it already broke me to part from you but then also tell you I never got my sibling seeing me growing up? It was to much.“ said Sidon and I nodded understandably.

„Don't worry Sidon. I understand but I'm sure that I saw you grow up and becoming the Zora you are know. Just not with a body.“ I separated from Muzu and hugged my younger brother. He even lifted me up and pressed me against him.

„It was nice seeing you but I think you know what I will going to say, aren't you?“

„You can't leave! Just stay here a little longer!!“

„But only for a bit. I have something at home and I want to get it... For someone.“ Sidon giggled and turned me around so I could see the men which were talking to father.

But I was left speechless, there were two Links and one of them was wearing the very armour I crafted. Sidon let me down and I stepped towards the two Links.

„You are Link.“ I looked at the Link who I got separated from and he nodded his head. „And you are also Link.“ I looked at the one in the armour and only then I noticed his scars on the side of his face! I immediately began to heal it as I saw some scratch marks on it. The Link began to giggle and just took my hand into his.

He smiled softly and I turned bright red. Then the other Link ripped my hand out of the grip of the other. He pushed me behind him which let me shriek and grip onto his shoulders for footing. Link growled at the other Link. I know he is protective over me but that is not like him.

„Link everything alright?“ I asked from behind him and he nodded before looking at the group of blonde men.

„Reader, you may come from another time. But I'm still your father, so you are forbidden to travel with these heroes of the past.“

„Father! But... But I have to go back! I'm still the Champion of the Zoras and Vah Ruta's pilot! Vah Ruta only listens to me. I have to go back! What is when something happens to Sidon! It will hurt this Sidon as well! My duty as a Zora Royal is to look after my people and our Domain but how can I do that if you don't let me!“

„Reader. You listen what I have to say. You will not go with these men, do you hear me?“

„You can't stop me!“ with that I dashed to the side and jumped into the water. And in mere seconds I was swimming the waterfall up. I already could hear many knights of the Zoras following me and the other Link too!

„I'm sorry father... But as the next ruler I have to decline your order. I will go back to my time... As I don't belong here...“ I ran away to were Vah Ruta was standing. It's hard to get into it as soon as I activate the defense mechanism of the beast. I only have to be faster. Good I always was the fastest Zora in water!

That's how they met and before you think. Mipha would definitely listen to her father if he orders her to stay. I know but I have to remind you. This isn't Mipha, that Mipha died because of the water blight, and Reader knows it. That's why they decline and run away. They know they don't belong in this time. They belong to Calamity's era and they have to go back there. That's why they disobey. Normally they would listen like the good child they are. But they know they don't belong there! Wild definitely will be with Calamity the first Yandere before the other even fell in love with Reader. Calamity almost lost them and Wild did lost them. Even Flora would try to convince Reader to stay! So she isn't alone, so she has at least one of her dead friends back in her life. So these two will be protective even if Reader can defend themself with their trident. They have to protect them! Wild and them are practically engaged and Calamity is their appointed knight! But Calamity now knows what Reader wanted to give and say to him. Well, Reader has now two fiancées theoretically speaking. But after the Chain fall in love one by one as Reader is like a rose. A delicate and beautiful flower but also has thorns to protect themself. Well, they all want to have a Zora armour gifted by them, even if Twilight and Time have one, they want one from Reader as it means that they are engaged and to be married. But it is hard as Reader, even if they care about the whole group, is already in love with Calamity and Wild. So they obviously give them more attention as they are in love and let me tell you, these two will not only be smug about that. Oh no, they basically show it off. Reader can talk about poetry with Warriors but as soon as they see Wild with injuries because his shield "broke" while shield surfing on Death Mountain. They rush towards him and begin to heal him. Or they listen to Sky as he explains how different the Zoras from his era look compared to them but as soon as Calamity comes to them and just wants to hug because of a "nightmare". They hug him close and cradle Calamity but still listening to Sky until Calamity whined then all their attention is on him. If the Chain boys have alone time with Reader there is a 95 % chance that Wild or Calamity or Wild AND Calamity will butt in with something. They do that to each other too. But the Chain knows they can't say anything to Reader as they have a bleeding heart and they would want them to get them mad because of it. They are their precious and darling sea rose after all.

It's been about 10 days since I got this now 😅 I took a bit of an accidental break with how exhausted I've been but back to mipha reader!!! and It's amazing as always <333

Mipha reader is going to have a very interesting dynamic with the chain, because the zora are not going to let reader go if they have any say in it what so ever. only another portal from whoever is creating them is going to have any hope of getting them away. They lost you already so long ago - like hell is that happening again

I think AoC link could feel almost entitled to reader over the others, they're from his world, they made him the zora armour, it's only because of him that the rest even met you. seeing wild in the crafted set could make him a lot more possessive of you too, cause it's an immediate threat to his relationship with you

granted they could work together to keep you to themselves rather than sharing you with the rest of the chain, they're your two fiances and the rest of the chain could be gone for all they care

I think the pressure to have zora armour could damage the others relationship with them though, seeing as they have to use their own scales to make it which can't be pleasant really and if they're in the domain with their father, retainer and brother then no way in hell is that going to be made for even a single other link no matter how hard they push - and hopefully time doesn't bring up ruto

and with wild/cal stealing their attention whenever possible? no matter how much the chain love reader they aren't going to be getting their attention any time soon over the fiances <3

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Day 8: Breeding- Calamity

KIBFFF i was so excited for this day bc breeding is lowkey my specialty (Its not lowkey. Very very highkey) but then i got bad burnout from my midterms and school and my field placement and gfogbg BUT ITS DONE <3

Smut so Minors Do Not Interact. If I find out a minor has interacted with my blog, I will block you.. Thank you!

Smut CW: Cal NO LONGER being a virgin >:) He is down ATROCIOUSLY bad. he just like me fr Anyway, it is gender neutral despite the theme.

This is Day eight of My Kinktober so be sure to come back and check out the other days! Friendly Reminder that all of my smut is tagged 'Cindersins' including this, but this will also be tagged as 'Cinder's happy halloween' along with the run of the mill smut tags.

Kinktober Masterlist <<< Day 7>>>Day 9

It had been a long time since he had first laid with you. Had first felt your hands on his skin and the delicious warmth you would envelop him in. But every time to him was a blessing. It was the gift of you letting him bathe in your divine glory. 

You could use him anyway you saw fit and he’d thank the golden three for it everyday. 

There were times, however, where you expressed you felt ashamed of the feeling of using him. Of riding him until he was nothing but a sobbing mess, clinging to you like a man void of any free will. Of holding him while he mindlessly rut against you, cock aching with overstimulation as you marked his back with your own show of love. Of running your fingers through his hair while he lapped and sucked at your sex, eagerly cleaning you of anything that might sully your precious skin.

Even before this you felt you were using him to fulfill your own desires, but how wrong you were. He couldn’t even begin to describe the pure euphoria that thrummed in his veins at your request. You had come up to him, with cheeks a soft cherry red, and asked him so nicely to keep an open mind. Little did you know, Cal would swallow hot coals if it meant pleasing you. Nonetheless he listened, holding your hand within his and feeling how soft they felt compared to his. Then you had softly asked for him to breed you. To pump you so full of his very essence the only thought you could comprehend being him. How he felt inside of you, how his own form shadowed over you, how he would pin you down and use you like his own personal toy. You wanted him to use you for once. 

And oh, how delicious of an idea it was. 

It was his absolute honor to lay you down, prepping you so carefully before pulling your hips to rest on his thighs, tapping his cock along your shiny hold before slowly slipping inside. Something about this time felt so different, he couldn’t explain it. Like some part of his hindbrain was just so laden with the need to please you and the primal urge to just give and take. To give you a kid of his own, regardless of whether you could or would carry or not. To just pump you so, so full, it would drip out in heavy bulbs of cum and your own fluids, leaving milky trails down your skin before he would scoop them up with two of his fingers if only to plunge them back into your fluttering hole, listening to your whimpers of overstimulation just to watch it all over again. 

He’d commit it to memory. 

And when all is said and done and you would grow cranky with the thought of more cum spilling out of you? He’d show his pure devotion to you, on his knees before you (His rightful place if he did say so himself) and use his tongue to sing his prayers to your ethereal being.

[luimagines]

reader and calamity pissing the chain off with their unending dance around each other’s feelings. bonus points if reader is none the wiser to how he feels due to his conscious effort to remain solemn 24/7. the links have all been there at some point, so they can read him, but reader’s out of the loop.

Sure thing! Sounds fun! XD

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"He's doing it again." Four mutters under his breath.

"Do not tell me. I don't need to see it." Wild grits his teeth, pulling his hood further over his head. It hurts his head and his heart, watching the two of them together. He cannot believe they used to be the same person.

"It's not that bad." Hyrule tilts his head. "Surely they would know that he's interested."

"Oh! Thank you, Cal." You gasp in surprise, quickly rummaging through your bag now that Cal had taken the torch from your grasp. he held it close so the light would still serve its purpose, but now you could use both of your hands to complete your purpose.

"Could he be any more obvious?" Wind groans and rubs his hand down his face. "Can't he just tell them already."

"Don't." Wild pulls the hood further over his head, straining the fabric at the seams.

"Easy, Cub." Twilight chuckles, patting him on the head. "Someone has to say something at some point, right?"

"That's what you think." Warrior snickers, even if he's cringing in his heart. This is painful to watch.

"Ok, thanks for holding that Cal." You take the torch back gently. "Sorry about calling you by your name. I'm still trying to get the new names to stick in my head. I'd call you Link but we both know why that wouldn't work."

The boy in question nods with the faintest smile on his face. You seem to get the idea that he won't take it personally.

You blush and cough, adjusting the strap of your bag over your shoulder.

Hyrule rolls his eyes so far up into his head that they threaten to fall out of it. "Why must we be subjected to this?"

"Just kiss!" Legend shouts in your general direction.

The Hero of the Calamity jolts and sends the coldest glare towards the Hero of Legend. You only seem to flush further and look away form both boys, shuffling into the group and away from Cal in the meantime. Legend for his part, doesn't seem to care less, sending a rude gesture in his direction with his tongue out, pulling down his eyelid in the process.

Time smacks him in the back of his head, nearly sending the young hero to the dirt. "Behave yourself. They're not hurting anyone."

"They're hurting me." Wild whines, wanting to blend into the shadows and ignore reality.

"S-sorry, Wild." You mutter. You also pull your hood over your head. It's easy to hide this way. At least it feels like you're hiding.

Cal comes up beside you, acting like a wall between you and judgmental looks of the other boys. He meets Wild's eyes. He's the only other hero that actually seems to fluster him. They have a lot to talk about and work through, but it's not like they want to talk about their personal lives or their lovers/lack thereof.

You reach down and take his hand. "Thank you."

Warrior blows an obnoxious raspberry and groans loudly. "As much as I hate to say it, I'm agreeing with Legend."

"Ha!"

Wild groans as well. "Legend please!"

[dia-oro]

me: im Okay.

AlSo Me:

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I'm alive and thought of a different subject to write headcannons for. I'm more than happy to hear any feedback, but take my headcannons with a grain of salt. I tried to make it accurate enough so enjoy!

Best to worse hygiene in the Chain:

1. Warriors

2. Calamity

3. Legend

4. First

5. Fierce Diety

6. Four

7. Koridai

8. Time

9. Courage

10. Sky

11. Twilight

12. Wind

13. Sage

14. Wild

15. Hyrule

Here is my reasoning for the best to worse hygiene in the Chain:

1. Warriors

• I have to put him at the top cause jojo even stated that he does try and keep up his appearance on their journey. He does seem like the type to try and always seem presentable in any circumstances. So, I'd say he'd be the one to bath the most out of the Chain.

• He's also a knight and I do believe that knights had a different standard for cleanliness than others. (But Warriors takes it to another level)

• He might not have the beauty routines and what not like the modern day, but he's very thorough with cleaning himself.

• He'd take two showers before climbing in a bath. He would have a small hand bag for all his toiletries; soap, shampoo (I don't think Hyrule would have conditioner in any of the era's honestly), some nice smelling oils or something to keep up a fresh smell. Stops in villages/towns usually have him going and restocking everything, potions, armour, weapons and hygiene items.

• He have two particular scents that he prefers and often switches between the two.

• Basically the man's the cleanest a person could get in any Hyrule.

2. Calamity

• Again, knights I believe have a certain standard with hygiene. Him also being Natura/Flora's personal knight would mean he'd have to be more clean and hygienic than other knights.

• He's not scared to get his hands dirty, but I can see Natura/Flora yelling at him to wash his hands because of a little dirt. I can definitely see most of the Zelda's being neat freaks.

• He's got a simple routine thats straight forward. He also doesn't spend too much time in the shower/bath, but that doesn't mean he's not thorough though.

• He also just grabs whatever soap and shampoo he can get his hands on in villages/towns when he notices he's running low.

• He's the type to unconsciously scrub too hard and get rashes because of it.

• He's the one to get Wild and Sage to take bathes with a lot of fighting.

3. Legend

• Legend is sensitive to smell - don't ask why but he does.

• This man is the one to judge everyone else if he catches a whiff of them smelling off. He's not afraid to call them out in their odours and will try and get them to go and bath immediately.

• He does surprisingly keep himself in a routine, he makes sure to shower and then bath (if the circumstances allow it) every second day.

• He likes to do a thorough job with washing in the shower and then taking a long relaxing bath afterwards.

• He takes the second longest with bathing - after Warriors of course - not because he's got a lengthy routine like Wars, but he does have imaginary arguments/debates while he's busy.

• I can see him being picky with the smell of his soap and shampoo. He would take ages in villages/towns/markets just to find something that smells nice to him.

• He also doesn't like sharing his soap or shampoo with anyone, unless he deems it absolutely necessary like getting Wind, Wild and Hyrule to bath.

[spaceless-vacuum]

Fandom‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Legend of Zelda

Pairing‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Link x reader (twilight, courage, legend, wars, four, koridai, ravio, time, sky, hyrule, wild, calamity and wind)

Word count‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ 2047

Summery‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Little snippits for how I think theyd react to helping care for a sick reader

Misc‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ third person pov, non-specified illness, each section is short but to the point, i didnt second draft this

Twilight:

He grew up in a small town where everyone knew each other and was the sort of person who always helped out. More than that there were several kids in the village that he helped out with so when you come down with something he wastes no time telling you that you need to take it easy and get some rest. He's a blanket and his cloak to keep you warm, if it gets too hot let him know and he'll get a damp cloth, and if you need to throw up let him know so he can hold your hair back.

Twilight stays by your side and monitors your condition as he does small activities to keep the both of you occupied. It's easy to tell he has done this with smaller kids before because the way he handles it is a lot like how a mother would with a young child. 

Courage:

Not only is this a mission, it's a personal one. He decides that you shouldn't walk in your weakened state and will try to pick you up bridal style so he can show off how strong he is while helping you all at the same time. Even if it's not that far of a walk he's just trying his best to make sure you know you can rely on him.

He keeps a cup of water by your bed stand and a box of tissues there just in case. He'll bring you food and will read to you if you wish. If you want to walk he'll give you his arm to lean on. Courage isn't afraid of getting sick because he's too busy thinking of all the ways he can be obnoxious in his attempts to flirt with you.

Legend:

“Don’t worry I have something that can help” and then he spends the next hour going through all of his belongings to find what ehs looking for. Ok that's a lie he has a method to his madness and vaguely knows where everything is. He has cures and tinctures that range from mundane, to magical, to just strange. Yeah a flaming sword may not seem like it would help but keeping it close will warm you up won't it?

It’s so strange how he just hands you some strange object and explains in a few offhand sentences that it might be this one semi-magical object he picked up one time but it should do something that will make you feel better. If nothing else, trying to find out exactly what it is is fun and engaging. Like a puzzle but just for your head.

He doesn't really know how to help that well but he’s there if you need him, even if he doesn't know exactly what to do he'll try his best.

Warrior:

He is one of those people who will help but it’s more of by letting you have the day off. He doesn't get sick often, blaming it on his superior training and a healthy diet, but when he does get sick he overreacts so badly. Even if it's just a common cold or a light sniffle it's a huge deal to him. During those times he likes to be alone so he can handle it himself and since it happens so little it's almost like a day off. He can spend it doing whatever he wants as long as it's a light activity that won't make things worse.

Which is to say that when you get sick he just leaves you to it. You know what works best for you and he knows what works best for him. Not that there cant be overlap but he'll get you anything you need and offer you assistance but besides the times he checks up on you if you don't ask him to stay he won't. Mostly just so you can have some time alone for whatever you want.

Four:

He’s not sure what to do but he's happy to help if you need him. I can see him dropping by, finding out you're sick, and spending the day with you; or you're sick and drop by for a visit and he insists that you stay by the forge while he goes to pick some healing herbs that will help. There's snacks at the forge if you get hungry, if you need to nap there's the bedroom upstairs, and a place or two to sit on the floor. It’s not that he doesn't want to help but with Four he doesn't know how to help unless you give him specific requests.

Koridai:

No time to waste he will take this as a chance to prove he is just made of boyfriend material. He is flirting with you and staying close to your side. No matter how much you push him away he just brushes past it and says that he can't leave you alone, not while you're in such a fragile state. Doesn't matter how small the cold is, he has decided that making you swoon isn't just a part time job but something to do at every available option.

Time:

Does Time know how to help? Not exactly; yet that won't stop him from trying! Checking up on you is a given but what he brings you is a little strange? He’ll get you some warm milk because it'll help you sleep and milk is good for your bones. Yeah ok it's not the best for this situation but he's so sweet about it that it helps no matter what he gives you. Just checking up on you and gently shaking you awake so he can hand you a leaf he picked up off the ground.

Hell kneel down by the bed and explain he was searching around the woods for something to help you. So he wound up walking to the deku tree, hanging out there for a bit, and remembering that when was a kid and sick he would spend time in nature, and he brought you back a leaf from his adventure. He checks you temperature and then leaves you to get more rest.

Ravio:

He decides that laughter is the best medicine and will do anything to make you laugh or cheer you up. Telling jokes and stories when he's by your side and making sure you are as comfortable as possible. He'll get you anything you need and the price is what you would expect. Just no kisses, you are sick and he can't afford to catch it. He has a shop to run after all.

When no customers are in the store he'll run by your place and check up on you. Nothing that will take up too much time because he can't shut down his shop or anything. On his lunch break he'll stop by a stall and buy some food for the two of you to share and something sweet to eat to keep your spirits up.

Sky:

I see Sky as the type of hero to overwork himself. Even when he is sick he just assumes it'll go away on its own, and sometimes even pushes himself harder because he doesn't want to fail as a hero. Even if other people see him get sick he will deny how bad it is and underplay it. It's a bad habit but he doesn't expect this from others.

When you get sick it's all hands on deck. He refuses to let you overextend yourself the way he does and will assign you to your room and you can't leave unless it's a short walk. You can't even let him talk you into riding a loftwing because the cold air won't be good for you, cold weather is how you get sick after all.

Which can mean a boring day stuck inside but he makes it as fun as possible. Choosing to skip class or call in sick as well he stays with you so you don't have to stare at a brick wall all day. Rather he plays games with you, reads you books, and will nap with you until you feel better. He even brings you food from the school's cafeteria so that way you can eat in bed.

Hyrule:

Because I know that in a post apocalyptic situation there might be a doctor you can visit but more than likely you're doing this all on your own. Just hunker down so that way you don't get into a fight while in a weakened state and hope it isn't actually serious. Not every cough means you're about to die but who knows at this point it could lead to something worse. So staying put and focusing on getting better is the plan.

Due to Hyrule having healing magic and having done a thing or two before he is in full medic mode and will be acting both as a doctor and a nurse. Providing support and comfort while giving you warm herbal teas that don't taste too good but will help with whatever it is you have. Any symptom is treated to the best of its abilities and he's less worried about the illness and more managing and stopping it from spreading or getting worse. So that means bedrest.

With how dangerous it is being outside he wouldn't want you out there on a normal day and especially not now.

Wild:

He makes you soup. Just soup. He knows it's good for when you get sick so he's making you something rich and creamy like french onion or chicken and dumpling. It’s probably the best soup you will ever have (minus Wind’s grandmother's soup.) Food that's good for the soul is the best support for you right now.

He insists that you have to stay back and not do anything. Take an easy day inside or relax at camp. He'll stay with you or in the general area so you're never truly alone. He wouldn't want you to get caught off guard due to being sick or asleep. He keeps the fire lit at night and keeps you entertained with stories so you don't die of boredom sitting there. 

Wind:

His first thought is to get you something to help and it’s worth getting sick over just so you can have some of Grandma’s soup. Not joking, it's delicious and it really does fill you with hope. It’s what he always gets when he's sick so he's glad he gets to share some with you.

If you're able to go outside he encourages it because fresh air is always good for but especially when you're sick. If you can't leave your house he'll have you open up some windows. Throughout the day as he passes by he'll shout at your window to see if you're ok and tell you what he's doing. He’ll make a game out of it by saying you're missing the wildest of things happening all over the island and acting like it must be such torture being trapped inside.

Really he just misses your company. Being sick sure does suck too bad he never gets sick and won't ever wind up like you.

To help you feel better he’ll bring you sticks and things he found outside so that way you can feel like you're still part of the outside world. Its he's way of saying he's worried about you and wants you to get better.

Calamity:

Due to all the pressure around him trying to be the hero Hyrule needs and the war going on he finds this more of a break or vacation than anything else. It is terrible that you came down with a sickness but he gets to spend time with you and not have to worry about anything else besides making sure you're ok. This is a win win.

No one else is around and if someone does come to check up on the two of you they don't stay for long. Which makes it a wonderful time to have some heart to heart talks and for him to let his guard down. It doesn't happen often and it really brings out the side of him that smiles and laughs and isn't always struggling to not crack or break under the pressure.

[summertimemusician]

Linktober (Shadow) 2023

Spirit

Welp turns out my exam season throughly steam rolled through my general Linktober plans, so you get this VERY late thing for now folks who find this, at least until I decide whether to continue this until I finish it even though it's no longer Linktober or if I'll make whatever other stories come later their own thing after exam season is over (mostly because the original for this one is my preferred draft, and that I feel the one for the Link/Dark Link prompt would be kind of wasted if it just sat there collecting dust cause I worked hard on the tension and horror there lord darn it, along with a few others mainly involving Fae Hyrule, Twilight, Time, First, among other Links like Legend, Sky, Warriors, just all of the boys, I wanted to give them all proper spotlight and still want to do that in any way I can). Welp. *Downs coffee like a shot* Also really need to find out how to make a Masterlist on mobile, figure out how AO3 works and answer asks.

Anyway, not really any warnings this time besides Reader Not Being Okay (par the course really) and angst.

As always can be read as either romantic or platonic, Reader is gender neutral on purpose, technically is meant to be read as either Hero's Shade Time x Reader or First x Reader mainly, but you can interpret it as any Link really lol

Good reading!

This corner of Faron Woods was quiet this time of year.

The woods were solemn in this Hyrule, the sliver of moonlight barely enough of a guide through the mist, it was silent but for the soft padding of animals through the underbrush and the howl of a wolf in the distance (not Wolfie's, not musical enough). The stars were your only company as you were separated from the group, the air was cold agaisnt your skin as you attempted to find your way.

Being alone in the forests of Hyrule never spelled anything good for anyone, but as you felt the brush of a hand tenderly twined in yours, the ghost of leather and the faint clinking of steel, and a faint glow of pale gold and ivory cutting through the veil of the night, mindful of roots you may trip onto and never flickering too far out of sight you couldn't feel safer, even  if instead something like melancholy threatened to lock your throat with the chains of silence, you felt as warm as the soft twilight glow and as frigid as ice, frostburned with the bitter cold of your own warring emotions.

You can't help but chuckle a bit whille holding a old scabbard close to your heart, it's a wry sound, "It's been a while, hasn't it?"

There is no answer, of course there isn't, but you don't mind, you know he'll listen, thorns wrap around your heart and crawl up your throat, the smell of lilies and steel coats and sticks in your throat like honey, or maybe blood, "... I didn't think you'd show up, you know? I always considered the possibility but..." You trail off, you feel something brush your side, you can only see him in the corner of your eyes or with a passing glance, there but not, existing but gone, so you keep your eyes on the road and in the flicker of light, so you carefully don't look to your side, you don't think you could contain the shaking in your heart otherwise, to stare at inevitability and prophecy, "... I know, I know you're fine. At least for now, I apologize for all the trouble I gave you."

'It's alright. It could never be a hardship aiding you.', the voice echoes in your ears, and you swallow thickly, breath hitching, the warmth of the sun in the fields of Hyrule, the wind caressing your hair, the song of the animals in Faron Woods, someone holding you carefully, fondly. The warmth of your hand in his. Not really here, but not gone either, more feeling than true echo.

You chuckle, and try to pretend it's not a bit breathless, something like a wounded keen, "... You're too kind. Too, too kind, thank you."

Spirits in Hyrule never spell anything good, in this wild land of light and shadow in a gestalt of divinity. There are some exceptions though, even if it hurts to witness then. So you follow him through the dark, certain that as you've guided his way once, he'll lead you now to where you need to go.

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... The clearing he leads you to is open, but by no means truly quiet among the trees, there is no peace to be found for the armored skeleton here. You choke on sorrow, on unfinished business, on the cruelty of being brought to ruin and being denied peace, and you stumble towards the familiar figure, almost in a trance as your vision blurs, roots and thorny vines wrap over rusted armor and a thorn cape, the skeleton's void sockets piercing through your soul, illuminated by the solemn gaze of the wretched moon and it's uncaring maids of honor in the stars.

You fall to your knees near the decaying skeleton, biting back against the wounded sound that attempts to leave your throat with enough strenght to bleed, you lay the scabbard by his side with a bouquet of lilies and shiver at the gentle, phantom touch, so soft, so loving it almost leads you to ruin all over again.

'... It's foolish to grieve for someone who isn't gone yet.' the thought comes to you, yet you can't help it. You still hurt for him, you still hold onto the fury at the heavens themselves for denying them quietus. For denying them rest over and over and over again. To watch this cycle and be helpless to stop it all due to the will of uncaring gods.

Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Denied full rest over and over again, to watch the chance at rest to the kindest of souls found in this world you found yourself in.

You barely register the touch to your cheek, ephemeral as it is, as you can't help but shed tears, can't help but grieve. Because if you don't, who will?

You know by now that some wounds can never heal, some rifts can never be mended. Even with the guarantee of cyclic, eternal rebirth, some things never return to how they were. And reminding yourself of this inevitability to them will never not hurt, even if you know it's futile to blame anyone but the one god who started this, and maybe the goddess who stood complacent to it. It leaves a bitter taste in your mouth that it'll one day come to this, that the frost of death and the sharpness of pain will leave a mark the sands of time can't scar over.

You reach a trembling hand towards the one in your cheek, try to find catharsis in the remains of decayed, dead yet ever eternal, ever growing love. And you breathe.

'We'll meet again. So do not mourn for me, please.'

You don't think you could deny him if you tried. Not when you know he's trying to soothe you, to thaw your sorrow. To allow your heart's healing to fallow.

"We will, I know. I'm sorry for making you worry." You chuckle, leaning into the cold, trying to brand the memory of the shadowed, but not gone love given to you so you can return it in kind. Just until you meet again, just until you can give all you can to his not yet decomposing self, grasping onto what remains of him, "I love you."

'I love you too. Until we meet again.'

The cold is gone, the echo of love leaves. And you breathe, and pretend you don't feel empty.

(When you see Link again, reuniting with the Chain on the next day's twilight. You hug him as tight as you can, and hope you he doesn't notice the tears in your eyes. And that you don't feel the lingering traces of a frigid embrace.

When no one is looking, you wave goodbye to the shade. And pray he dreams of warmer days until he finds quietus.)

[yanderelinkeduniverse]

I have to ask what do you feel about the yiga clan au version of the chain. With one Age of calamity link and botw link in the yiga clan. The first time the reader meet them both of them were dressed as yiga clan members mask and all.

I’m a little confused by the way this ask is worded. Are you asking for just Wild and Calamity as Yiga Clan members or the entire Chain being a part of the Yiga Clan?

I’m gonna assume you meant the entire Chain but the two boys singled out were just wearing their uniforms when they met her, but correct me if I’m wrong.

Just gonna ignore how the entire Chain decided to join this one rogue clan, we can save that for another day. For now we’ll just assume that they all had their corruption arc much earlier on without the reader being the catalyst.

Time still acts as the group’s leader, being powerful enough and intimidating enough to make even the most fearsome Bladmaster quiver in fear. He might even have plans to take over the clan at some point, usurping the position of leader from Khoga.

However, Wild and Calamity would be his two right and left hand men instead of Warriors and Twilight, they’re also the ones who introduced the Chain to the Yiga. They help steal ancient Sheikah tech and ways to repurpose then for the clan.

Warriors considers the Yiga Clan an exemption to his hatred of traitors, he admires how they turned away from the Royal Family. He uses his knowledge of politics to aid the clan.

Twilight has always held a certain contempt for Hylian Knights, considering them to be cowards. In contrast he is proud of how the Yiga will fight honorably. He uses his beast form to hunt down items and people for the clan.

Four and Legend use the unique magics and items at their disposal to help the clan.

Hyrule believes that the Royal Family and Hyrule Kingdom in general has overstated its welcome and wants the Yiga’s influence to help his era.

Wind and Sky steal pieces of ancient technology from both of their respective eras for the clan, tech from the Tower of the Gods and Lanayru Desert specifically.

So, since the reader isn’t a part of the Royal Family nor are they a part of Hyrule in general, I think the Chain wouldn’t be hostile to them. Perhaps a little more cold and stand offish but it’s nothing too major. After all, the Chain still decides to bring them along in an attempt to help them get home.

And since the reader doesn’t have any knowledge of the Yiga Clan, the two can pass off wearing the uniforms as them wearing “costumes,” just to avoid any hassle.

It takes longer for them to do so, but once they come around to the reader they become incredibly attached. The Chain would be slower to soften up but faster to go yandere, if that makes any sense.

Since the Yiga Clan has turned away from the Royal Family and Hylia in general to side with Ganon, the Chain would probably see the reader as their new god/goddess to worship in the place of Hylia or the Golden Three. They’d be seen as a blessing, living proof that they were right in turning away from the Goddesses.

They’d all make sure that the Yiga have been introduced to the reader, thus granting them protection. Even if they consider the Yiga to be their allies, they’re not afraid to cut down one of their own if that member disrespects their goddess.

They may actually go through with assassinating the current leader so that Time could take his place, ensuring reader’s protection under the Yiga. And since the Chain are the most elite members of this clan there’s no chance anyone could backstab Time.

They’d all be especially against reader getting close to anyone connected to the Royal Family, particularly Zelda herself.

Any incarnation, it does not matter.

They would rather suffer a thousand deaths before they give up the one good thing in their life to Hylia’s blood.

[wintertimestoryteller]

Linked Universe x Reader Fairy Tale Collection

A gift for @luimagines , thank you for listening to my rambles and for writing the original prompt and all your work in the fandom so far, it's just the opening chapter in a full fic, and I'm not fully satisfied with it nor all that good of a writer an English is not my first language, but I did my best XD.

Once again, thank you.

-Just an Anon on a Stroll 🐚/WintertimeStoryteller.

Opening Act, Scene I

It was a cool, beautiful summer night, the fields of Hyrule beautiful under the moon's light, the stars shone, and the fire crackled merrily away. to the side there was the sounds of lighthearted chatter as everyone finished settling in for the night as Wild took over cooking duties, it's been a while since you've started traveling with the Chain and peaceful as it was, traveling on the road for so long and never knowing when you'd all be spirited away again by a portal to face the shadow and it's tricks could leave anyone on edge and homesick.

Hence, with a night as lovely as this, it was the perfect time for stories to get the group to relax, and today was your turn, everyone likes tales of many kinds, and you had many from your world to tell, as many as you remembered anyway, and it was always a treat to see the heroes of Hyrule look forward to you telling them and a balm to your soul and theirs. A simple and nice distraction.

"-And so the doorknob was placed onto the door, everyone in the family and village held their breath, a beat later. And the house was engulfed by a warm, golden light, one of the hinges moving on it's own as if to welcome them all back inside as their gifts returned, causing celebration to spread through the hidden village. Now finally reunited, they could step forward to a brighter tomorrow as one no matter what they'll face, the end." You finished, pausing to take a big breath and a sip of water to soothe your parched throat, trying to condense an entire one hour movie into a a different format can take a lot of time. At least you didn't add in the songs.

Flushing slightly as you try to ignore the eyes of your enraptured audience, had anyone told you a few months before that you'd be stuck in Hyrule with arguably some of the strongest men in it's history in what's basically an almost textbook definition of the Hero's Journey, you'd have probably laughed in their face. Now here you are, telling stories from your world around a campfire, with two long since dozed off Heroes by your side.

Honestly, even if without finding out just how you were going to set up your bedroll with Sky and Wind both pinning your legs down wasn't a minor issue, you probably wouldn't have it any other way.

"That was probably one of the more sweet stories you've told yet." Came from Twilight, ruffling your hair with a smile, Hyrule nodding from his side and chiming in with a head tilt, "It's fairly open ended though, isn't it? It's not like the problem was really solved. What if the house starts cracking again?"

"He's right, it can't have been that simple as just 'hugging and talking it out.'" came the scoff from Legend, derisive as he aided Four in sharpening the Chain's weapons for another day on the road. The smith lightly elbowing him on the side, making you chuckle.

Humming while shifting just enough so your leg won't fall asleep, you answer, "Well, clearly it isn't, problems like the ones told in this story aren't just solved in a day and all. It's difficult to break a bad habit, or to try not to strive for perfection or notice you're wrong. But it's a step in the right direction no? So it's worth something."

"I see, so basically like scars."

"Precisely!" Came your nod to Hyrule as you smiled warmly at him. His ears twitched, how cute, "Can't exactly swing a sword at a wound and hope it goes away after all, it will heal in time, even if the marks remain."

"Have any other good ones for today, o' lauded storyteller? Be a nice thing to fall asleep to, a beautiful voice telling us even more lovely stories." Came a faint nudge from Warriors as he winks, you lightly push him back with a small smack to the shoulder, playful in nature even as he leaned back, mock wounded, it brings a smile to your face, "Flattery will get you nowhere, I did say I'd rotate them didn't I? I won't go back to your favorite just yet."

"Worth a try anyway."

"Oh! Could we maybe have that one about the girl in the tower? It's been a while since you've told that one." Asked Wild eagerly as he handed you a bowl of soup, which you gratefully accepted, it smelled divine and honestly? It is a fantastic motivator in getting you to agree. Besides you can't really go wrong with Rapunzel, it's one of the classics for a reason.

"Or you could surprise us, no pressure." Chimed in Four from his side of camp, "You honestly seem to know a lot of them, why not tell us one you really like instead? To make it fair." He smirks a bit, "Although if one about a certain little brave mice is your favorite..."

"Don't think I don't see your angle mister." You make a small 'I have my eyes on you' gesture towards him, making the Hero of Minish raise his hands in surrender, you both giggle, "Well, I wouldn't say I know that many...", You chuckle sheepishly behind your soup, "I just heard many back home in many ways and my memory is decent enough, is all. Hm... Do you think it's getting too late for one more, Time? I'll retell the one from today later on when it's my turn again, it's only fair everyone gets to hear it rather than miss out since Wind and Sky fell asleep midway too."

The leader of the group, who had just returned from his shift with the Hero of Calamity and The First Hero and was just in the process of putting most of his armor down turned to you, voice steady as he inclines his head, "We'll need to move on early, but there's not too much rush so one more should be fine. Thank you, (Reader)."

"Oh? Find anything interesting?" Asked Warriors, helping Legend and Four organize and put away the weapons (and failing in snagging the fire rod, from what you can see).

"We discovered a village up further ahead, if we all wake up bright and early tomorrow it won't be that much of a walk. It's close by, but it's best if we rest here for today." He nods to you, smiling slightly, it really wasn't much, but it warmed you how eager they all could get for a story, "So by all means, the floor is yours. Let's see what you can come up with."

"No pressure at all with that, I'm totally not nervous." You playfully rolled your eyes.

"Not at all, you have always done a brilliant job without asking for anything back in and out of the battlefield. We have no reason to believe it will be different now when you've been an incredible storyteller as well." Reassured First, coming by to sit by the fire, from the corner of your eye. You see Calamity nodding along, subtly sitting close and leaning against your other side, Wild giving him an amused look at his anticipation but wisely not calling him out on it as he all but threw himself onto Twilight's side, burrowing and getting comfortable underneath his cloak as the Ordonian yelped, almost dropping his soup. Swallowing the last of your soup (and your nerves) along with it and coughing into your fist to hide a blush, regretfully catching sight and ear of affirmations and nods around the camp as the boys rounded up against the hearth as the last of today's chores was done, you wrack your head for words and for which story to tell next.

Staying composed while having the unwavering support and attention of most of the heroes of Hyrule is quite nerve wracking and flattering in equal measure, can anyone blame you for being flustered?

You had already gone through most of the fairy tales from the West, from Snow White to Beauty and the Beast and Rapunzel and now Encanto, there's their original versions, the one's that weren't made into movies that is, but it would likely just put everyone on edge so we'll save those for another day, it's such a lovely night. You'd loathe to make it sour even if most of those had a good ending, but maybe... Something Eastern? To mix it up, a lightbulb goes off in your head as you grin, giggling, you have it! "Alright then, one more, since you all are so eager." You wink, "Usually the audience knows best. Now, let us start." Taking a deep breath, your voice takes on a lighter, soft tone, the heroes get comfortable, all of you miss the glare of crimson eyes deep in the darkness of the woods. Brief as it was, none would look too closely at a dark colored owl after all, "Once upon a time, there was a brave, noble prince, one day. A maddened, dying god attacked his people and he was cursed defending them, fated to die young..."

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"If you keep glaring like that, your face will get stuck in that ugly expression." Came a lilting, amused tune, poking the owl between the eyes, laughing as it attempted to bite them through the mask, "Although maybe it would be an improvement to that horrible, nasty mug. For a shape shifter you sure don't make good use of your abilities, are you sure you're up to the task? Having an awful looking performer not playing a wretched character is bad for business."

"Silence." Hissed the owl, flying out of their shoulder and, in a twisting, distinctively wrong surge of shadows. A form like a man's stand in front of the masked figure, unnaturally sharp teeth bared into a too wide smile, "You have your job, I have my own. The question is whether you'll deliver or not. Are you ready?"

The voice hummed, smirking as they pat the Shadow's shoulder, lightly pushing him away, "Don't worry your pretty, wretched head about it. You gave me all I need, play nice once they get here. And I'll give you your rupees worth, I'm not know to disappoint." They look up at the moon as the wraith snarls, but vanishes, laughing as they open a leather bound book, "What a lovely night indeed... Now, let's set the stage, and have some fun, shall we?"

Opening Act, End Scene I.

[mistresstuki]

Shenanigans!

Hello again. XD Would you consider a Calamity Jane!Reader request for Buddha, Heracles, Lu Bu, Rudra? Got her in my brain now and she ain't fittin' to leave anytime soon. A women of action not words, tall, compassionate but crass. Strikes me as the painfully blunt type.

"Listen here stretch, I ain't got no time for yer gum flappin', either ya get to yer point or I'm puttin' some lead between your pretty lil' eyes."

If you want you can use my previous question with Artemis vs Clamity Jane and flip a coin to see who wins. XD I want you to have as much fun with it as it runs through my head.

No rush, please and thank you~!

With a warm apple pie~!

-You were no soft and delicate lady; you were a woman ready to throw hands with anyone who would dare disrespect you; many learned that the hard way when they tried and quickly got either an ass beating or a bullet lodged somewhere in their body.

-You kept to yourself in Valhalla, as everything you needed was provided for you, so there was no need to work hard any longer, but you felt bored just sitting around, so you started a large garden, something you were proud of.

-There were times you missed riding on horses and exploring, scouting out new territories, and you would be able to sate those cravings for a while, getting a horse, borrowed from one of the Valkyries, and just go out and ride, feeling the freedom of just being out and running free.

-Those who lived near to you respected you, as you respected them and protected them against those who just wanted to take, despite having everything they would need.

-Many, humans and gods, learned to leave your little corner of Valhalla alone, mainly because you wouldn’t hesitate to shoot them, and you weren’t known for warning shots.

-It was a time of celebration in Valhalla, after humanity had won Ragnarok, earning their salvation and gaining the respect of the gods.

-You had fought as well, against a huntress goddess, Artemis, who, in your opinion, was one of the few people you respected. And you had greeted her, once all those who had fallen, had been returned to life, with a warm handshake and a hug, welcoming her back.

-Artemis respected you, as you bested her, and the two of you became friends as well as rivals, constantly having competitions and trading wins between the two of you.

-Your hard-won victory in Valhalla had gained quite a lot of attention, as they were all recorded, so those who fought earlier could see all the later fights, and you found yourself being courted by a weirdo, or at least in your book he was a weirdo.

-Buddha- He learned the hard way that you don’t like to be snuck up on. He saw you speaking with Brunnhilde, and he grinned, wanting to ask you questions about your fight, as you were very impressive with your abilities to dodge and shoot at the same time. When he wrapped his arms around you, he quickly found himself on the ground, holding his jaw after you had whirled around and delivered a haymaker, pulling out your pistol at the same time, pointing it at him. He grinned, flirting, “If I had known you liked it rough I would have tried harder.” You cocked your pistol, your eyelid twitching before Brunnhilde stopped you, “None of that now.” Buddha did make it up to you, taking you out for a drink. He wanted to know more about your feisty side.

-Hercules- He was like a dog, if you had to describe him, big, happy, kinda dumb looking, but he was pretty damn cute. When he approached you, asking you for a fight, he began to ramble, praising your fight and going over it. His enthusiasm was pretty cute, but it got old pretty quickly as you grabbed his top, pulling him down into a kiss to shut him up, “Stop flapping your gums- if were gonna fight then let’s get to it!” his lips were stuck in the puckered position, completely shocked on how bold you were before he was quick to catch up you, giving you a shy look, “If I win can I get another kiss?” you couldn’t help but smirk up at him, silently challenging him. There was something exciting about you!

-Lu Bu- He had approached you wanting a fight, wanting to test his strength against your own, trouble is, he did it while you were in the middle of enjoying a nice cold beer at your favorite saloon in Valhalla. You waved at the bartender, signaling for another drink and he was surprised when you pushed it to him, “Drink up- ain’t no fighting happening today. I ain’t nowhere near sober enough to give you what you want.” You were so unlike the women of his time, soft spoken, reserved, you were loud, crass, and to be completely honest, he liked it! He downed the drink and you gave him a smirk, “Is that a challenge, boy?” the bartender could only roll his eyes as he prepared the glasses for your next drinking contest.

-Rudra- When you spotted a god hanging out by your front gate as you were coming home, you glared slightly, wondering if you had another fight, “Hey- what you doing here?” Rudra turned and you had to admit, he was quite the looker as he gave you a friendly smile, “Hello there Y/N, I wanted to come and see you. I have some questions about your fighting technique that I wanted to ask about.” He didn’t seem like he was here to fight, but you weren’t completely sure just yet. He was expecting you to invite him in but surprised him with your crass nature, “Don’t know what you want to ask about it- it’s simple, dodge and don’t get hit and hit the other bastard first.” He couldn’t help but grin, seeing your simple way of thinking about a fight. It took a few visits before you invited Rudra into your home, finding his persistence admirable while he was elated he was finally getting through to you.

[wayfayrr]

do you think the self-aware boys could be aware of other games you play on the console? this is kind of a silly thought but i got age of calamity when it came out and didn't play much because i was really bad at it. i've been playing totk recently but some self-aware au posts reminded me that i have age of calamity so i popped it back in to try out again (i'm still not great at it). and i just imagined tears getting jealous haha sorry hon i swear i didn't mean anything by it

(not me who plays a ton of indie games on my switch - guys I'm so sorry I just like the silly sushi game)

So as for them being aware of other games, they start off as not knowing much, just knowing that they're there. but after a while they can see the hours played! think the switch timer that shows how much you've played or maybe steam library style, I'm not entirely sure yet

as for your other point - I think their jealousy really depends on what game you're playing, how long you're playing for kinda a mix on the two!

other zelda games could have little/no jealousy or they could actually end up causing a literal fight if those two links met. I actually really need to draw out a relationship chart! cause I've been planning a self aware links meet and I've been stewing over this for a good while <3

say for legend? yeah, he's not going to be jealous of himself - that would be a waste of energy Sky would be a little petty if your totk playtime is higher than his but he gets along well with tears - to the point he'd be willing to share you with him (the same goes for wild/ possibly wars) Twilight wants to work with others - not all of them mind you but time, wild and wind? given the chance he will go out of his way to work with them rather than not and he is the ONLY one who does this - this is not 100% reciprocated with all of those links. (and his allies depend on what console you're on) the others are opportunistic with allies but they don't go out of their way like he does.

other series games? yeah no get them OUT of here they aren't sharing you with them.

in your case though anon?

I think tears would be more than fine with you playing aoc!! he's a little bitter over the fact (in his head) you might prefer the version of him that didn't die but no don't worry he's not that offended Calamity on the other hand? he's going to be a smug little shit. He had more than a bit of an inferiority complex when it comes to the others - aoc kinda flopped compared to other games (4mil copies to totks 20mil (totk sold half of aocs total sales in japan in THREE DAYS)) if you have more hours with him than with wild/tears then he will become more of an ass and get whiny about having your attention on him when he gets out. I also like to hc him as having really bad anxiety which leads to a really clingy yan

[neverchecking]

Materializes into your inbox

Calamity hcs, you say? 👀

On the topic of him being a virgin, yes, absolutely 1 million percent. He's a blushing virgin that's prone to premature ejaculation.

He's just way too anxious and inexperienced and pent up, he can't help but come all over your hands practically the second you touch him. God forbid you go straight to fucking, because you're getting creamed immediately. Especially if you're his guide, because that's just all kinds of sexual tension you're relieving.

He'd need to take a break, but he's absolutely between your legs with his mouth and hands the whole time. He may not be able to last long himself, but he's still going to make you cum as many times as you want. He wants, no, needs to show you that he can please you just as well as any of the other Links, even if he needs a bit of...practice.

I think he'd also have an especially short refractory period. He may have just cum, but a few minutes fingering you and licking his cum off you, and he's already hard and leaking again.

He's probably also the type to get hard if you just...touch him gently. Like caressing his cheeks, stroking his hair, maybe telling him how sweet and obedient he is compared to his twins, and he's got a raging boner. He can't help it.

Or if you give him a chaste kiss, maybe just a little bit of tongue. You might as well have given him a strip tease because he's stiff in his pants, ready to fuck or be fucked. It wouldn't take much to make him cum, either. Just sit on his lap and grind on him for a minute or two, and he's creaming his pants with a pathetic whimper.

FAIRY COMING IN CLUTCH-

He for sure ejaculates prematurely the first time your hand even grazes his crotch.

He's under a lot of stress, constantly, and has had no time for rendezvous' of any kind. He doesn't even touch himself. His schedule consists of wake up, suit up, breakfast, then he's following the princess, maybe lunch, following the Princess, training, dinner, following the princes, standing guard to her room until he's relieved of duty and then off to bed. No time for anything in between.

When he meets you, and you're showing clear signs you're into him? He's panicking just a bit. He has no idea what to do, what sex even entails, nevertheless how to please you in a way he knows you'll please him. If you take the lead, he's both incredibly thankful, but also so stressed. He just wants the earth below him to swallow him hole when he paints your hand a pretty white the second your fingers wrap around him. If you go straight to fucking? It's just the tip and you're getting your own personal pie. And he's ready to cry because holy fuck he just ruined everything but your still looking at him with that same sweet look on your face and-

Controversial, but any and all of the triplets are kings at cunnilingus. Including Cal. It's just a natural talent. And it's exactly how he makes it up to you. Fingering takes some fine-tuning and gentle instruction, but his tongue. LORDY LORDY- Mans has some talent. And if his technique needs some work, he loves practicing with you.

His refractory period is insanely short. Like, he just came? He's hard all over again even if overstimulation make shim wanna cry. Even if he is crying while you ride him, he's begging you to not stop because it just feels so good. And he leaks. Pre-cum everywhere. He can't help it! He just get so excited. And while it gets better the more experience he gets, it's never quite gone.

You don't even have to touch Cal. You know the tiktok trend like "Stop looking at me with those eyes." "What eyes?". That's Cal and his lover. They just have to look at him with that look. But he'll never turn away soft hair strokes or touches on his cheeks. And if you praise him? Telling him how much calmer her is? How much better he listens when compared to them? He's leaking a spot into the front of his pants, whimpering and keening like a horny dog.

He can't even control himself. Frenching this man, even just the bit, has him either grinding against you, holding you as close as possible, or he's practically humping the air begging for friction.

Cal being an inexperienced virgin, cumming in his pants and crying in overstimulation >>>> Literally anything.

[goddess-of-green]

Platonic Yandere!Wild x Companion!Reader

(Request:) Hiiiii do you do platonic yanderes? If you do is it alright if I request platonic yandere who also wakes up from that 100 year power nap (idk maybe they were placed there since Wild used to look after them before being placed in the shrine of resurrection) so they set off on their adventure together but the reader gradually starts trying to leave

(A/N:) I haven't written platonic content before but I'm open to it! I hope you like it 💚

Synopsis: Wild was your protector before the Calamity, and he did his very best to shield you until the end. When you both wake up, 100 years later, he is unwilling to let go of the one thing he has left.

Contains: "Wild" is used but the "LU" setting is interpretive, gender-neutral reader, yandere content, queer-platonic relationship, possessive and manipulative behavior, mentions of blood and violence

Word Count: 1.5k

Waking up was tough. 

Getting back into the groove of…being alive wasn’t something Wild ever thought he’d have to do. It wasn’t as if he remembered anything from his time asleep, but something inside him could just feel the passage of time, and it had ebbed away at his being. 

He felt like he had to learn to be a human again. It was as if someone had switched his dominant hand suddenly. Of course he still knew how to be a person. He knew how to live and eat and communicate, but it was so…off. He just felt so uncoordinated in every aspect of his life. 

The worst part was that he hardly had any idea of what he was supposed to be. Sure he could be human and alive, but could he really be him? 

He was left with his life, and yet so very, very little. 

One of the only things he had left was you. 

You had, according to what few memories he could grasp, “died” with him. He’d given his life to protect you, but you both suffered lethal wounds. In an effort to salvage anything they could of your lives, you both were placed in the Shrine of Resurrection. 

Your face was the first thing he saw when he woke up. 

It wasn’t a face that he remembered, but it was one that he liked. 

Words couldn’t even begin to describe the anxiousness and cluelessness he felt after waking up. All he had was a voice in his head and a trail to follow. It was as if his brain had been completely washed. Like he was a slate that had been wiped clean. 

But you were there. A guiding light, a lantern in the darkness. You remembered hardly any more than he did, but you were there. You, more than anyone else, knew what he was going through, and you were a constant. 

You helped him climb trees for a single apple, swam with him to fish with your bare hands, swung around branches with him while he desperately tried to find his strength again. You were his light. He couldn’t have possibly done anything without you. He would’ve broken down completely, the second he saw the ruins of Hyrule. 

The sight was taxing enough. Looking out at the grown-over landscape for the first time. Tears had pricked at his eyes, and he had no idea why. 

But you were there. There to take his hand and keep him going. You were his voice of reason. And you were the companionship he desperately needed after being alone for so, so long. 

You’d climbed mountains with him, bundled up with him in the unforgiving cold, helped him catch horses. You even suffered through every shitty meal he cooked, while he was still learning what was edible. 

You were his best friend. His favorite person. His soulmate. 

But now, much to his dismay, things were starting to change. 

You could say you were both on your feet now. You’d been with each other for a couple months, traveling and doing your best to settle the Divine Beasts, as Princess Zelda intended. You had both started to regain your abilities and could more than take care of yourselves against monsters and other challenges to be faced. You were much different than the scrambling weaklings you’d been only months prior. 

Throughout the entire journey, Wild had never actually considered the possibility of you two separating. It simply wasn’t something that ever crossed his mind. In the back of his head, he sort of just thought you two would be together forever. 

But you weren’t the hero. You weren’t the one destined to save Hyrule. It wasn’t your job, it wasn’t your responsibility to face such a burden. And he would never expect it to be. If anything, as you grew closer to each other, he found himself forming an aversion to your involvement in combat altogether. 

He’d walk ahead of you on the road, head on a swivel so he could always be the first to engage any potential threats. He’d give you the best long range equipment, subtly encouraging you out of close-quarters with any monsters. He’d even asked you to stay in the village whenever he’d calm the Divine Beasts. After a few close-calls on Vah Naboris, he felt far too uneasy to let you aid him with any of them. 

You’d resisted the subtle safe-guards at first, trying to do your best to help him and be on equal ground with him, but eventually you fell into it. Now though, you were starting to pull away completely. You’d started to grow more independent, and that was the opposite of his desired effect. 

He wanted to keep you safe, and if possible, completely reliant on him. However, you were starting to get very comfortable with the idea of working as a separate force from him, and he hated it. Every time you spoke of your future, as if he wasn’t a part of it, it wounded him. Saying things such as “When we go our separate ways–” or “After we find our own paths–”. It made him want to pull his hair out with anxiety. 

He never wanted to go a “separate way.” He didn’t want to “find his own path,” because he knew that it was with you. You were his person, his companion, his partner. He didn’t want to even think about facing anything without you. For Goddesses' sake, you experienced your comas together! How could you get any more bonded than that? 

You had begun to grow closer to others. Bantering with Lady Riju, laughing with Prince Sidon, chatting pleasantly with Teba. And he wanted to spill blood when Bozai asked you to go out with him. He was trying to take you, his best friend, away from him. 

Couldn’t that pathetic failure of a man see that you didn’t want anything to do with him? That you didn’t want to go anywhere with anybody when you had someone like Wild? He prided himself on being a level-headed and amicable person, but things like this made his blood boil. 

Why couldn’t he just have you to himself? Didn’t he deserve that, at least? All the shit he went through and that you went through, everything that was stolen from him and all the people that he lost; didn’t he at least deserve something? Something to stay by him for once, to be his rock, and his light. He couldn’t lose you too. Especially not to another person. 

It wasn’t all that difficult to distract you from others, though. Spending so much time together was a benefit, when it came to that. Even if you weren’t as…he doesn’t want to say it, attached to him as he was to you, you cared about him deeply. It was easy to just crumple in your arms at night, with tears and sobs that demanded your attention. 

Even if the tears weren’t real, his frustration was. His utter desperation and fear of losing you, his pent-up exhaustion and stress from everything he was expected to face, it all came crashing down until his sobs felt as real as they looked. And you couldn’t just leave him like that, of course you couldn’t. Because you were such a caring person, such a good friend. You held him and comforted him, wiping away his tears while he clung to you. 

But even so, as you fought together, ate together, and slept together, he couldn’t get you to stay. You’d talk of parting ways and traveling south. Potentially settling in Lurelin, maybe even leaving Hyrule altogether. He didn’t know how to make you stay. How to get you to stay by him. He would follow you to the ends of the Earth had you let him, but he couldn’t defeat Calamity Ganon without you. 

Of course, he wouldn’t want you to have anything to do with the fight itself. But he wasn’t sure he could keep going, knowing you were no longer standing by him. Simply the thought that you weren’t with him was enough to make him start shutting down. 

Showing his dependence towards you wasn’t enough. It was a band-aid on a bullet wound and he could not figure out a way to keep you with him without compromising your autonomy. 

Feeling like you had no choice was the absolute worst. From what little he had managed to glean of his past, that was what his life was before. And he hated it. He wasn’t that person anymore. He was his own being, with thoughts and feelings and freedom. 

As someone whose destiny was thrust upon him at such a young age, he couldn’t forgive someone for taking that from him. Not again. 

So how could he possibly do that to you? 

…

He looked silently at your restful face, smushed (comfortably, he hoped) against your sleeping mat. He wouldn’t sleep, not when you were so vulnerable out in the open like this. 

See? You needed him. What would you do if you were all on your own, camping and asleep out in the open? Anyone or anything could get you, and you’d be completely unable to stop it. 

No, he definitely couldn’t let you leave him. It wasn’t safe. Taking away your free will was the last thing he ever wanted to do…

But he was getting desperate. 

I hope I characterized him well here. I became a bit stuck between the characterization of Breath of the Wild's "Link" and Linked Universe's "Wild," as they very much have different idiosyncrasies.

In addition, I am inexperienced with platonically obsessive character content. I attempted to capture the complexities of Wild's feelings without straying too far from his character, so I hope that was successful.

[fierce-deity-bgg]

Fierce deity x nature goddess (F!reader) 

Tw: against/ comfort at the end! Also this has two headcannons of mine for fierce

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Fierce though he got rid of the mask centuries ago but it’s back… the majora’s mask was somehow fixed with a new owner now. Two bosses from two different words have joined together.. both the new mask holder and calamity ganon had come together to kill off the tryforce holders (i forgor why ganon exists again-) This was one of the hardest bosses both you and fierce had to deal with that LU had to be involved as well…

(Into the actual story)

You were carrying out a small mission on your own. You were just going to see if you could find a stream of water to help your powers out but now you’ve been gone for hours and fierce was worried sick. Eventually the team split up into 3 search party’s to look for you. 

Fierce, twilight, and wild were in one of the parties looking for you and after what felt like hours (it was really only 23 minutes fierce was just worried sick about the love of his life) wolfie (still twi) picked up on your sent and once fierce knew he was dashing in that direction leaving the other 2 in the dust. It didn’t take him too long to find you afterwards. 

When he found you were barely keeping your self awake with what it looks like a stab just missing your heart by a few centimeters covered in gloom. Fierce was horrified by what he saw and immediately picked you up rushing towards the camp that him and the others set up when you blacked out…

When you first woke up you immediately put one of your hands over where the stab was supposed to be but as expected it was completely healed. You were a nature goddess after all your plants could heal almost anything over time. You sat up and looked around but to your surprise fierce was sitting right next to you looking right at your face. Even though he was very good at keeping his emotions hidden especially with his white eyes you could see right through him and saw the concern/worry on his face. Seeing this you pulled him into a hug, even though he mostly didn’t like hugs you were an exception because you enjoyed them so much.

(Switching up dialogue style here!)

“It wasn’t your fault fierce.. I wasn’t watching my back when I was attacked.”

You started hugging him a bit tighter and to your shock there was tears in the corners of his eyes as he was hugging you back a bit tightly.

“…I could have lost you..”

“But you didn’t and that’s all that matters now.”

You wiped the tiny tears from the corners of his eyes and kissed his cheek lovingly as he slightly smiled. 

The end <3

[weepingflowerbonkcop]

Here is me defending my thoughts and opinions once again. Enjoy my headcannons and feel free to use them if any likes!

Best to worse hygiene in the Chain:

1. Warriors

2. Calamity

3. Legend

4. First

5. Fierce Diety

6. Four

7. Koridai

8. Time

9. Courage

10. Sky

11. Twilight

12. Wind

13. Sage

14. Wild

15. Hyrule

Best to worse hygiene in the Chain:

Part 2

4. First

• Alright so he was kept in a dungeon and tortured for a bit so at that time bathing wasn't such a big thing for him. But once he got out and had a dip, he decided that water was the most glorious thing for Hylians to have.

• He likes to soak in a cold bath for a long while. It's therapeutic for him and it soothes the scars littering his body.

• He does search for a body of water when they make camp for the night just so that he can wash up. He doesn't care how far he has to walk to the water - he's going to have the next best thing to therapy for himself.

• I also see him going and making sure that the younger Link's take regular baths as well. He's not as bad as Legend and Time with it but he us very persistent with the subject.

• First doesn't really use too much products like Wars and Legend, but he has his own that he specifically uses with more calming scents or those of a Middle aged man like Old Spice.

• Of course he is a knight that we know, but I don't think he'd be all that with the idea of being over hygienic. The regular and simple hygiene is fine with him, taking baths regularly, washing your hands, etc.

5. Fierce Diety

• The reason why I scored him so high is because although he is a literal War God, he's not one to like the aftermath per say.

• He might not be bothered by the sight of blood and gore or it getting on himself. But I fairly believe he likes to keep himself neat and orderly - meaning he does do a thorough wash up after.

• He wouldn't like the iron smell on him from the blood and all.

• He might not bathe every single day, but he does every second or third day when he's not covered in blood. He also has a routine that he follows with how he showers/bathes. First a good shower and then a bath.

• He does keep up with hygiene like washing his hands regularly because of his title as a War God.

• He's not picky with the smell of the soap or shampoo but he does have a preference for the more earthy type smells like pine or something similar to the forest.

6. Four

• He's a smith my people, he does sweat alot and ends up smelling like he hasn't bathed in weeks. He doesn't like the smell of sweat and it makes him feel gross when it feels like the heat is making his clothes stick to him.

• He bathes everyday but he doesn't always wash his hair. He's got certain days that he deticates for doing his hair care routine. Can't argue with me, just LOOK at his silky hair.

• Not only with his occupation, his other selves (Red, Blue, Vio, Green) also have their own preferences on cleanliness. They are the main reason for Fours awareness about his hygiene.

•  Blue doesn't mind the smell of sweat as much as the other colours. But he does hate it when his face and hair get dirty/oily.

•  Red and Vio are both the clean freaks out of the colours. At first it won't bother them as much but after a good 30 minutes their both wanting nothing more than to take a nice bath and scrub the guck gone.

•  Green is the one to take action of going and washing up after he notices any dirt. He keeps his hands clean to the best of his ability even while working.

[cloudninetonine]

Linktober: Snake/Serpent/Dragon

"It's weird, I don't think I ever expected to see the Bridge of Hylia covered in snow like this." Gently bumping Calamity's shoulder, you smiled. "This sight is too pretty for a friend, Link, you sure you're not trying to romance me?" 

The Hero of Calamity was a little strange to you. Maybe it was because he bore the face of one of your closest friends but acted nothing like him, Wild, a free spirit with a sense of adventure and Calamity, a man of silence who stayed within the walls of Hyrule Castle. You understood though they weren't the same person, even if they had lived semi-similar lives, Wild was Wild and Calamity was Calamity. 

Though, you hated how tired Calamity looked. Even after the defeat of Ganon within their timeline, he still looked to be overworked and stressed, not uttering a single peep at the arrival of your group, only surveying you all then following the demands of the King. 

So, you did what you thought was best and invaded the man’s life to show your appreciation and care. Sure, he fought it at first, argued that you weren’t his caretaker, nor his mother but yet, you could see how the bags under his eyes lightened when you made sure to bring him meals,, to clean his uniform, to coax him out of the castle- anything in your power so that the man could finally relax.

And it paid off.

Hearing him speak for the first time nearly had you dropping the food in your hands, the appreciative smile and his gratitude had your face warm.

So now you were here, his gift to you, as he put it, in the form of a horseback ride to the Bridge of Hylia over Hylia Lake.

It really was so beautiful in person.

“I haven’t the slightest clue of what you speak of.” The man teased, helping you down from his Epona’s back to the snowy floor below, grabbing an enchanted blanket from the pack on her side to throw over her before tugging you towards the fencing. “I merely wish to show appreciation.”

“Appreciation? By giving me frostbite.”

“I can return you if that’s what you wish-”

“No, no! I like it! It’s very pretty here.” When he chuckled you pouted, leaning against the stone of the bridge. “Hyrule during the winter sure is a sight to see.”

“Don’t focus too hard on the snow, now, or you’ll miss what I wanted to show you.”

“Miss what-”

You had completely forgotten, but then again, you didn’t expect them in Calamity’s timeline, your mouth dropping in awe at the sight of the great and mighty spirit of lightning, Farosh, came flying gracefully out of the cold waters of the lake, ascending further into the skies in their usual path.

Only once before had you seen them, in the exact same place at a different time, watching them fly off in the exact same awed silence as they disappeared into the distance.

Farosh grew closer and with that came their magic, the feeling of the winds picking up around you both from their mere presence, the snow which had previously fallen softly to the stone below brewing up to join the great beast’s past, highlighted by the magic of Farosh’s lightning as they flew overhead, the feeling of your voice returning as you cupped your mittened hands around your mouth and bellowed.

“HI FAROSH!”

You cheered when they responded in kind, a strong roar echoing through the area as you raced to the opposite side of the bridge to follow their trail, the snow framing your form. Calamity was right on your heels with the softest of smiles supporting his features, standing beside you as you waved them goodbye, wishing safety on their travels. His eyes stayed focused on you, shining with a spark relit in the fire that was your presence, heart beating wildly in his chest.

“You know, Link.” You started after a moment, eyes focused on Farosh’s retreating figure. “What I said earlier? About this being romantic? Well….”

With a moment of hesitation, your mouth going dry you willed yourself to continue.

“I wouldn’t be so opposed if this was supposed to be a romantic gesture.”

Calamity’s own gloved hand came to cover your own, squeezing it gently.

“That makes the two of us.”