#lowkey hate this but hey ho

[prettypinkporkchop]

Hey! I love your twilight stuff! Could you do one about like, aggressive/possessive Embry? I could see him being like, borderline close to Paul to people who annoy him.

maybe where reader is anxious or nervous and he gets all macho, end with fluff or smut, either or! Thank you for what you do to our community!!

NO SMUT JUST LOWKEY SEGGUAL

You straddle Embry's waist and look down at him, giggling at your morning antics.

He groans, opening his eyes, and grabs your thighs. "Good morning to you too, baby."

You giggle and then gently grab his neck. His eyes watch your face. He smirks and then lifts up his hand to yours that is around his neck.

"You're not funny." He says before flipping you both around so he's on top.

---

You're in the living room, hanging out with your friend and her boyfriend. Embry is leaning back on the couch with his arms crossed. He hates Toby. Toby is Suki's boyfriend. You met Suki through Rachel and became super close. But Embry believes Toby flirts with you.

"Y/n! How about you come to the beach house with us?" Suki smiles.

You awkwardly giggle and turn to Embry who raises an eyebrow at Toby.

"Please, it'll be fun." Toby adds.

"Super." Embry says dryly.

You grip his knee to tell him to be nice. "Uhm, if only Embry can come." You smile.

Toby hisses and looks down at Suki. "Yeah, about that." He looks up at you. "The renters are saying only three people can stay at a time." He clicks his tongue with disappointment.

"Who's your renter?" Embry asks.

"I.. didn't hear that." Suki whispers.

Toby ignores her and glares at Embry. "Quil Ateara, the old man."

Embry bursts into laughter. "Get the fuck out of my house." He says while standing up.

Toby stands up as well and sizes up to him. "You got a problem?" He asks.

"I really do. You're eyeing at my lady every time you come around."

Suki looks at you with panic. You look back at her with the same face.

"The Ateara's are my family. That's not a rule. You're such a little bitch." Embry spits.

Toby nods his head before swinging at Embry. Embry doesn't budge. Toby hisses and grabs his knuckle. Suki stands up and grabs on to Toby.

"Toby, do you really stare at my friend like that?" You hear her whisper.

Embry grabs the back of Toby's neck and drags him outside. He turns back and looks at Suki. "You're annoying. You're out, too." Embry holds the door open and points outside.

You sigh and cover your face as Suki leaves the house.

Embry slams the door shut. He sits beside you and rubs your back.

"Embry.. she was my friend." You look at him.

"She needs to get herself together. Toby stares at you like you're a piece of meat." He spits.

"Yeah.. I figured that when he lied about the beach house stuff." You lean into his shoulder.

----

Anxiety is something you struggle with, but Embry is quick to make you feel better. You don't do well with crowds. You're at Emily and Sam's wedding. It's pretty packed... to you.

You're sitting on the chair, picking at your nails.

"Oh-ho! Y/n!" Jared sits behind you and pats your shoulder.

You jump and turn to him. You smile and then look over at Embry who's sitting beside you.

Embry grabs your waist and pulls you into him. He kisses the top of your head and whispers in your ear, "I've got you."

You close your eyes for a second to focus on Embry.

"Y/n! Are you doing a speech?" Seth sits on the other side of you.

"No, she's not Seth." Embry says in slight annoyance.

"Oh, okay." Seth nods his head.

---

After the wedding, you were crashing down from all of that anxiety. You're laying back in the seat while Embry drives home. You're not too sure how but you fell asleep.

You wake up to Embry holding you in bridal style and kicking the front door shut behind you two. You remain on his chest and smile.

Embry lays you down on the bed and goes to the end where your feet are. He takes off your shoes that have been killing you. He looks up at you and raises an eyebrow. "I thought you were asleep." He smirks.

You giggle and press your toe into his ear.

"Gross." He chuckles and grabs your foot. He places it back down and then crawls on top of you. "We need this dress to come off." He pecks your lips.

You sigh. "Hmm, yeah. But I'm going to sleep." You wink.

He gulps and then nods his head, looking down at the bulge that you feel against you. "As you wish, my love."

You flip over onto your stomach beneath him so he can unzip your dress.

He rests his knees in between your legs and leans down, dragging the zipper.

Your back feels the cool air, and he runs his fingers down your spine.

"Embry?" You mumble against the pillow.

"Yes, baby?" He asks.

"Make sure you turn the heater. You're warm enough."

He chuckles and places his feet on the floor by the bed. He stands up and pulls your dress down your body. "I've got you, baby."

[alittlebitofeverything04]

Quick Post

Hey guys. Gonna be calling these little posts quick posts (Q.P.). Idk but my brain feels the need to organize this blog a little.

Recently watched the new season of squid game and like many, very much enjoyed it and a little frustrated at the ending, even your supposed to be. But I’ll save my other thoughts for the Post of the Day.

For now, I wanted to talk about Dae Ho and his character. Absolutely loved, even in his fumble in the ending. SPOILERS FROM HERE.

When he started shaking at the gunshots, I already knew where his character was heading. And I must say as someone with PTSD herself, I completely understand his actions. But am also frustrated with them as well. But it’s what it’s supposed to be like for someone watching in the outside. Until you’re in a situation like that or have been through what he’s been through, then you understand why he froze up in the end but it doesn’t mean you don’t have to be frustrated with it. It’s something I’ve experienced from both the outside and inside, making something like PTSD properly executed and shown to the audience. I’ll go into more detail about it but this little thing about Dae Ho is why I can’t hate him and will be defending him as my full time job now. Loved his character and loved his execution. Great job as always Squid Game.

Also, I’ll be posting my Heart Killers Ep 6 and 7 review on Wednesday since I forgot to do it yesterday and I got A LOT to say. Sorry about the wait guys but thanks for sticking around. Can’t wait to go more in depth and sorry this wasn’t as quick/short as I wanted. Sorry I’m like lowkey sleep deprived writing this. Ok now I’m done. Bye!

[dockaspbrak]

Listen… i’d read that!!!

So here is my thing: Dwight, obsessed w Michael who while really wanting friends finds his affection off putting (yes this is also bc Michael only wants to be liked by people who hate him but hey ho layers).

Also clearly obsessed w Jim. Who puts more thought and effort into pranking a colleague than anything else really?? Dwight <- → Jim.

To me Jim is so oblivious to it and so is Pam (who for my own well being is not into jim in this scenario lol) . And one Day Pam isn’t there so he talks about his Dwight Plans to someone else in the office (maybe andy) who just goes “haha uhn.. quite a lot of effort you’re putting into that there tuna” and gives a Look and Jim is just like 👁️👄👁️

And then when pam is back talks to her and says something like “so glad you’re back andy got all weird when i talked about pranking dwight and gave me this look” and she asks what did andy say and when jim tells her she also gets a look on her face. And Jim says “what?? Why are you being weird now beasly” and she just busies herself with work……….

Like Oblivious Idiots™ who just take ages to realise and then ages to actually accept it and even longer to bring it up / do something about it (probably with pam / someone else meddling!!! Maybe michael overhears jim/pam and then goes about it in the worst way, like the ‘rumours’ episode)….

Anyway. As you can see it’s mostly just vibe based haha, have not actually thought about it

Dude vibe based is like. All I care about. Its ONLY about vibes LIFE IS ABOUT VIBES.

Dude i love this. Lowkey on my last rewatch of the office i got really endeared to Andy because hes so stupid yet he never stops trying. 🤧 Andy being the dose of reality is so good. I see your vision i think theres something so there. He is motivated for Dwight even when he isnt for his own job. Lowkey it almost reads like, from this angle, maybe Jim only stays there FOR dwight???😵‍💫

God the oblivious yet dedicated stuff gets me EVERY TIME. codependency.....slight malice.....sexual tension............ a barn scene where jim gets in over his head but Dwight asked him over because he kinda wanted to see Jim frazzled???? Dude!!!! Shit, you've lowkey changed my opinion on Jim/Dwight. Still doesn't top my Pam/Dwight. My other specu ship (ive never read or written or drawn any) is Andy/Darryl but I just think that era where Andy really wanted to be Darryls friend was cute.

[skoulsons]

Alright, scrambled ep3 thoughts

I love these credits so much

JOELLLL

just by the hand

is he burying someone?

WAIT

IS HE BURYING SARAH IS THIS THE START EPISODE FLASHBACK

but no his hand is hurt so it couldn’t be? Cause that’s from the QZ soldier?

oh Tess. I’m dumb as hell. lowkey forgot she died. rip annie too :/

10 miles okok we’re not far from Boston at all

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE CAMPSITE

that is his jacket on her legs I might collapse

he’s mad at her isn’t he. or just grieving. but she looks scared n the way he just grabbed his bag gives me pissed off dad feeling

“YOU WANT YOU JACKET BACK” STOP

the little head shake :(

GIVE HER THE REST. YEAHHHHHH

i love seeing shit i know happened that we never get to see happen in game happen in show. and the stuff I always read about in fics. makes me happy :)

I have this underlying feeling he’s gonna snap at her for some reason and I really hope im not correct

baby he’s not gonna talk to you rn he’s grieving

“I don’t want your sorry’s” :(

“Nobody made you or Tess take me. Nobody made you go along with this plan. You needed a truck battery, or whatever, and you made a choice. So don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault.” Damn she could tell already that he was. or was trying to

the head nod :) yay we’re at an understanding. maybe.

he’s just so pretty

the inside of his jacket looks so warm no wonder she had it

“How much longer?” “Five hour hike.” “We can manage that.” And the deadpan look and turn. how did we get so lucky with these two for Joel and Ellie.

his pants look nice.

I like how she’s taking her time behind him. she’s never been out here before, so to see pretty streams and green trees and hear all the bugs and whatnot around her must be so fascinating

franks nice 😭 cant wait to meet him

“How’d you get that scar on your head?” mmmmm

IS IT SOMETHING LAME 😭

oh it was just a bullet graze

“Cause you suck at shooting or, like, in general?” “In general.” he looked so befuddled

“You ask a lot of damn questions” i love annoyed joel

WOW this set looks amazing

(I started the ep 20 minutes ago and am five minutes in…)

is she talking about Riley :/

“Is there anything bad in here?” “Just you.” “Ah, getting funnier” :’) I hope that continues to be used. I REALLY hope it’s used late in the show when they’re a lot closer

“fuck 🤨😑”

secret little compartment mmm

“You alright back there?” don’t speak to me don’t look at me don’t address me

Ellie don’t go down NO

this is gonna go badly

LOOTING IN SHOW THIS IS SO FUN

yup clicker I KNEW IT

oh oh no he’s chilling under rubble we’re cool. is he considered a stalker? cause he can still see?

the infected look so damn good.

good job ellie 🥹

“Ellie?” SHUT UP FIRST TIME HE CALLED HER BY HER NAME 😭 reminds me of him waking up in winter and calling for her. his face looks confused and also worried mmmm the fatherly instinct <3

his face when he stands up 💀

“Ellie?” Really reminding me of winter :((

“Ellie?” A THIRD?? im sorry

and she’s up like nothing happened

“Well if you’re just gonna leave it there…” “No.” 🫶🏻

HEY THE PLANE SHOT.

“Get shoved into a middle seat. Pay $12 for a sandwich” i hate how true this is 💀

i love just watching them walk together

her asking him questions like he knows everything about it is so Ellie

WAS IT A MONKEY I BET IT WAS A MONKEY. they run into monkey’s at the university right?

“I thought you went to school?” i love this line for early show them

I love how this is all one shot.

oh not the music kicking in. are we getting sad.

PANCAKE MIX :((((

“Around the same time Thursday” :(

“Friday night, September 26th, 2003” :( the head drop and looking to Ellie and immediately bringing his head back up so she doesn’t see through him

He’s fighting this conversation so hard

him putting his hand out in front of her is like a parent doing it to their kid in the passenger seat. I love the little instinctive things he does.

“Now I have to see” “I don’t want you to. I’m serious. Ellie!” “Can it hurt me?” “…no.”

YOURE TOO HONEST MAN

is he laughing. is he did. did he just. im begging this show please.

oh it’s the pile :/

is that a broken guitar

wow so they just killed people who they couldn’t fit in the QZ? damn.

OOOOH FLASHBACK

the dead fucking baby are you kidding me. are you kidding me. that’s the child’s blanket. what the hell.

OH ITS BILL FOUR DAYS AFTER.

“Not today, you new world order jackboot fucks” man i love bill

bro bills got a hell of a stash down here

all the liquor 😭

that’s such a cheeky hiding spot wow

ah man I’m so excited for bill content

THE PICKUP TRUCK aw this makes me happy

This sequence is so good

just looting a Home Depot. good for you bill I would too

I love that we get to see more of him and the town

mans is self sufficient in every way. what a king

AND HE EATS LIKE A KING

BILLS TRAPS hell yeah

“Doesn’t get old”

The music is so so good

oh shit 2007 and he’s still going strong

oooh are we meeting Frank

HI FRANK

it’s so cool to get to meet him considering he’s dead in the game. cant wait for this to be happy.

“and this is not an Arby’s” “well, arbys didn’t have free lunch, it was a restaurant” he’s so great I love him

(It’s been an hour and I’m 24 minutes in 😶)

I wonder how long it’s been since bills seen an actual person

he’s still got some working showers damn

“Thank you :D” he sounds so sweet

Almost spit my water out when bill burst through the door

bill being a great cook is such a cute addition. cause that’s not in the game as far as I remember. he was just our local car guy

Frank got so excited for wine 😭

bill doesn’t know what to do yet this is great

aww does he know how to play

seeing bill play the piano and sing was not what I had on my bucket list of things for tlou but here we are

Are they trying to get things more back to normal for a community? Interesting. And bill doesn’t want to

“There are no friends to be had” ur so right bill

OH THERES ACTUAL PEOPLE

OH ITS JOEL AND TESS SKFHSJVFEBR excuse me im dumb sometimes

“Oh, you’re a paranoid schizophrenic too?” 😭😭

Tess looks adorable

man joel looks so cute

OH 80 MEANS TROUBLE. frank came up with that :/

Joel’s got a different bag too

I wonder what causes that scene w the rain and fire in the trailer

Not them jogging 😭

Bills me when I run

“a little one” 😭 i hope he’s telling the truth and didn’t sell a shotgun or something

bro I’d kill for a strawberry right now. MUSIC??;?;?;

oh heres the Fire and Water

POURING IT DIRECTLY IN FUCK THAT WOULD HURT

he’s in a wheelchair. oh no.

Aw he’s been painting :(

aw man this is upsetting

he can’t even open the bag :/

is he gonna pass in his sleep.

oh he’s up?

what :(

THE DOOR TO DOOR MRI SALESMAN

Oh is it cancer :/

he’s gotta die before all that I have a feeling

WOW they have whole suits still

I’d be a wreck if I had to do this

OH THE MUSIC. WHAT THEME IS THIS. WHICH THEME IS THIS? Is it all all gone (alone)? I don’t remember. Or a similar score to it maybe. It’s terribly familiar

heyyy we’re here

is this the same day. like did Frank just die.

oh foods moldy so it’s been a while

wait so bill left a letter instead?

oh shit

wow

“I never liked you” 💀

OOOH ITS SPEAKING TO JOEL THE NOTE

“I used to hate the world and I was happy when everyone died. But, I was wrong. Because there was one person worth saving. That’s what I did. I saved him. Then I protected him. That’s why men like you and me are here. We have a job to do. And help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. I leave you with all of my weapons and equipment. Use them to keep Tess safe” :(( Bill wrote it for Tess but now it’s meant for Ellie I LOVE THIS

He’s literally having a mid life crisis right now.

JOEL SMILE. JOEL SMILE. JOEL SMILE.

WISJFUSKEISJFGDHs. Literally just went “OH. no. They wouldn’t.” I know this is the “what you say goes” scene but I thought they were gonna use the sulfuric acid to give her the chemical burn this early 😭

OOH WORD FOR WORD?? mmm almost.

“What you say goes.” Why does he look so tiny. LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO HUGGABLE AND SMALL?? 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

“Dude.” “No.”

“I’m gonna shower. And then you’re gonna shower. Seriously”

STOP I LITERALLY WAS THINKING ABOUT IF THEYD GET TO SHOWER EARLIER

awww man her shirt <3

ELLIE NO

oh jeez

“OH DONT YOU LOOK PRETTY” “SHUT UP” STOPDJFHDKFH i love them so much. fucking domestic shit DAMN you don’t understand how giddy this shit makes me.

his wet and slicked back hair 🫶🏻

FLANNEL JOEL <33

CAR RIDE

seatbelt 🥹

HIM REACHING OVER HER TO GRAB THE SEATBELT??;!;?;? ARE WE GONNA? please for the love of everything in the world don’t talk to me that shit just sent me to the fucking stratosphere and beyond. got chills fucking thinking about it. fucking love them so much

“So cool” giving Ellie in the spaceship vibes in tlou2

MY EPISODE JUSF CUT OUT?? I have like a minute left

okay we’re back

“Put it back. Ellie!” to “no, no, wait, leave it. Leave it. Oh this is good, this is Linda Ronstadt. Do you know who Linda Ronstadt is?” look at him all giddy to listen to a Linda song again :(

HE JUST SMILED WITH TEETH?? HE JUST?? HE?)?(‘? SMILED?(??;! TEETH??

AND SHE SMILED BACK. cant wait to watch these last five minutes on a loop for the rest of my life

[dinglemingle]

Tonight (I Wish I Was Your Boy)

Chapter Three(ao3)

Results day

Aaron had been dreading it, Vic was excited, of course, knowing she'd done well, Aaron, however, would rather be doing anything else.

But no one would allow that, so here he was, in the hallway of Hotten academy, far too early for his liking, with a plain white envelope clasped in his hands

"Go on, open it!" Chas was the first to start pestering him, it seemed she was more interested in his results than he was

"Aaron your killing us here" Paddy soon joined in, the pair always nosy

Staring at the envelope, he hesitated, brushing his fingers against its seal. If he was being honest, he was worried the paper was going to tell him what he already knew, that he was thick and destined to work a dead-end job for the rest of his life. He knew he'd probably failed, he just couldn't actually bring himself to find out. Even more so when he'd bumped into Vic before, ecstatic because she'd passed with flying colours. He was proud of her, really he was, but did feel somewhat disappointed, knowing his own results would pale in comparison

After more badgering from his mum and paddy, he knew he'd have to bite the bullet, and began to tear open his results.

pass

pass

pass

pass

fail

pass

pass

fail

fail

Aaron was gobsmacked

He was expecting to have failed everything, yet here he was with six passes. He'd done particularly well in Science, Engineering and P.E

He was still taking it in when Chas and Paddy appeared behind him, peering over his shoulder

Chas upon seeing his results engulfed him in a smothering hug

"Oh my baby!" squealing, she squeezed him tight

"Get off" Aaron awkwardly shrugged her away and avoided her kisses

"I'm proud of you son" Chas was still beaming

Paddy was less touchy-feely, simply giving Aaron a firm pat on the back

"Well done" he choked out the words

"Are you crying" Aaron laughed, noticing the tears brewing in Paddy's eyes

"No, it's just uh me and your mum are so proud of you" he stuttered, taking off his glasses to wipe away the tears

"Soft lad" Aaron smiled

He was pleased with his results, really pleased in fact, this meant he'd be able to college and that maybe he wasn't as thick as he thought.

On the drive back to Emmerdale, Aaron sat happily, looking forward to tonight's celebrations

It was twenty past seven and they were supposed to leave thirty minutes ago. Vic had insisted on curling her hair, however, and now she was meticulously applying lipgloss

"If you hurry up we can make the next bus" Aaron stared at Vic, who was going over the same spot again

She always did this, whenever they went clubbing she'd take absolutely ages to make sure every element of her look was perfect

"Oh no it's fine Robs taking us" she replied like it was nothing, still focusing on the mirror

Aaron stopped fiddling with his phone and snapped his head up

"What" it came out more high pitched then he'd like

Vic finally put the gloss down and turned to face him

"Well he's going to the same club and he's got a car so he said he'd take us" she explained and turned round to inspect her appearance once more

Taking a moment to digest the information, Aaron took a deep breath and tried to get rid of the lump forming in his throat

"What and he's alright with you going clubbing is he?" He said, trying to fake composure

Vic had finished sorting her face out, and was now pottering around the room, grabbing her heels

"Well I had to talk him round and give him a tenner, but he's a bit pissed at dad so it didn't take much convincing" she nudged him over on the bed to slip on her heels

"Besides he knows there's a group of us, and he'll be there so he can check up on me"

It made sense, Aaron thought. He knew how much Jack would hate Victoria out at a club, and the satisfaction Robert would have at taking her there behind his dad's back.

He supposed he could manage a 15 minute car journey. Whether he could handle seeing Robert throughout the evening was a different story

As if on cue, Robert came bursting through the door

"Are you ready yet" he stood tall in the door frame, leaning against it slightly

Jesus. He looked fit, Aaron thought. A light blue polo shirt hugged his torso, his blond hair was swept across his forehead, shiny and soft

Vic started speaking, but Aaron didn't hear her, distracted by Robert so close to him.

Without warning Robs eyes locked onto his, for a moment Aaron shared the eye contact, before quickly breaking away, embarrassed.

They chatted for a bit, until Vic began to move, and Robert was out the door, so Aaron grabbed his coat and trailed behind them

The journey to the club was hell. He'd tried to engage in conversation with Vic, but a phone call from Adam asking where they were took her attention away

He and Robert sat in awkward silence, neither really wanting to speak to the other, yet hating the tension in the air

Aaron looked out of the car window, trying to seem interested by the vast country lanes but he couldn't help noticing Robert looking at him through the rearview mirror

He avoided Roberts eyes, confused as to why the lad kept glancing at him.

After ten minutes they pulled up outside of the club.

Practically leaping out of the car, Aaron muttered thanks to Robert, and then hurried over to Vic.

The pair found their way to the group who were stood at the entrance expectantly.

Aaron felt uncomfortable, Adam and Vic had quickly begun chatting, Pete and Ross were laughing about something and Vic's mate Amy was mindlessly texting on her phone.

He looked down at his feet, as the group moved into the club. He managed to get past the bouncer pretty easily with his fake I.D and before long he was at the bar, the first round falling to him.

Having just ordered, Robert appeared at his side. He shot Aaron a smile, which was flat out ignored, before grabbing the barman's attention to order

"Oh Robert remember the straw" Aaron turned to find the owner of the voice, it was Tanya Holden, she was Robert's year, a bit stuck up from what he heard, and a good friend of Christie Whites, so it wasn't really a surprise

Robert smiled and nodded before turning back to request a straw for Tanyas obnoxiously fruity cocktail

"Thanks babes" the dark-haired girl called across the dance floor

Robert rolled his eyes at her squeal, earning a smile from Aaron

This caught his attention and he looked over at the lad

"Alright Dingle?" he asked

Aaron looked at the boy, who had inched closer and took a gulp of his beer, which had just been placed in front of him

"Robert" he gave a nod before grabbing the drinks and hastily making his escape

He felt Roberts eyes on him as he rushed away from the bar, desperate to avoid his attention

Aaron stood in the corner, nursing his beer, the evening had dragged on, the DJs selection was mediocre, and his company even more so.

After finishing his third drink he decided to head out for a cig. Donning his puffer jacket, he stepped out into the cold ally way, reaching for the lighter in his back pocket. He lit the cig, and took a long drag, letting his shoulders relax

To be honest,he'd been looking forward to the night, but he'd barely got a word in with Vic, her being far to busy snogging Adams face off and Ross and Amy had headed out on the dance floor, on the pull, so he'd been left with Pete who was mind-numbingly boring. He took another drag, as the doors beside him flung open, not caring to look up Aaron waited until the person appeared at his side to notice it was Adam

"Alright mate" the lad asked, leaning against the brick wall

Aaron really couldn't be bothered to reply,he'd already dealt with one boring Barton brother, he wasn't sure he had the energy for another

"I'm fine" he replied curtly, taking no interest in the boy

"So-" Adam started, before stopping as Aaron rolled his eyes

"Mate what's your problem" he questioned, staring at Aaron head on

"Not got one mate, just don't appreciate you sticking your tongue down my best mates throat" Aaron bit back, bringing the cig up to his lips again

Adam sighed before looking at Aaron again

"Sorry, I'm not trying to steal her away from you or anything, I just really like her you know"

Aaron finally looked at the lad, noticing his hurt puppy expression. He hadn't meant to be a dick, he was just frustrated

"Nah mate it's me, just being overprotective" he stuck out his hand, offering it to Adam "can we start again"

The lad accepted, grinning

"Adam" he said shaking  Aarons's hand firmly

"Aaron" he'd smiled back

15 minutes passed and the pair had easily slipped in conversation about everything from music to football, it turned out Adam was actually pretty decent after all

"I'm gonna head back in,it's freezing out here, you coming?" Adam turned to move, walking towards to doors

"Yeah in a bit" Aaron replied, wanting a minute on his own

Adam smiled at him and disappeared through the side entrance

Aaron breathed in the cold air and contemplated lighting another cigarette

From the darkened end of the ally, his attention was drawn to giggles and hushed words

He brought his head to the source, and could just about make out two figures backed against the wall

Aaron didn't really want to watch people necking off in an ally, so he shoved his lighter in his jacket and made his way to the door

He reached out for the handle, just about to pull when a familiar voice whispered "Robert" into the shadows

Confusion swept over him, as he slowly turned back to were the couple were huddled

He crept closer, trying to get a look at the pair, he knew he shouldn't but when the voice spoke again he was certain his suspicions were true

It was Katie

Aaron stood shocked, a million questions brewing, why was Katie here? Was it the same Robert she was with? What about Andy? Was he here too?

A moment passed before one of the shadows moved into the light.

It was Robert

Robert in that polo shirt looking as fit as ever, yet he wasn't leaning again the door frame or shooting Aaron looks in the car or trying to make conversation at the bar

No, instead he was planting kisses to Katie Addymans neck whilst his hands roamed over her body and she laughed into his hair

Aaron had seen enough, he quietly scarpered away and back into the club, unable to process what he'd just witnessed.

As he made his way through the sweaty bodies he passed Christie, asking if anyone had seen Robert

He almost replied. before realising he couldn't exactly blurt out that yes he'd seen Robert, and that the older lad was outside getting cosy with his brother's girlfriend

instead, Aaron raced to a free booth and sunk down into the leather seat, mind and heart racing

It wasn't long before a flushed, sweaty Robert made an appearance on the dancefloor, circling his arms around Chrissie's waist and planting a kiss on her head

Aaron shook his head, staring as Chrissie snogged Robert, unaware of what he'd been doing moments earlier

The pair broke apart, and Robert's eyes found Aarons, smirking at him

Aaron furrowed his brow, questioning why Robert's actions, surely he hadn't seen Aaron outside, and even if he had that wouldn't be his response

Aaron brushed it off and rolled his eyes as he took in Roberts full appearance. He raised his eyebrows at Robert as his eyes glanced down to his crotch, this time he was the one smirking

It was Roberts turn to be confused as he followed Aaron's eyes

The cocky expression on Rob's face quickly fell, as he sheepishly looked around, before zipping up his very open fly

The pair locked eyes again, Robert's jaw clenched as he bore holes into Aaron's face

Aaron ignored the lad and phoned a taxi, well and truly done with the evening

When he got home he ignored all the texts from Vic and walked straight past his mum who had ambushed him with questions the moment he'd gotten through the door and raced up the stairs, quickly changing and spending the rest of the night lying in bed, unable to think of anything other than Robert.

[suitsusboth]

AHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW CHAPTER

ITS A DOOZY

[luckyqueenreign]

Hey, hun!

Rant incoming 😅 I apologize in advance!

is it possible to be disappointed even if you expected it? i mean I definitely love they gave us an option to tell Meera "screw you!" and Suresh's apology was not bad, but still.

i kinda thought Finn's speech will be more about hos feelings for MC but he downplay it to "i wanted everyone on your side". what's wrong with FB's pixel men who go for different girl behind their partners back? I didn't like it with Jake behind Cherry's back (but he at least wanted to make an "official relationship" with MC), I hated it with Noah behind Hope's back (cuz it made him sneakiest boy in entire season 2 despite the fact that he's supposed to be a loyalest person!), I didn't like it with Youssef. and now they doing it with Finn? why can't we have one boy who wants only MC and showing his intentions for everyone? you know like Rafi from s4. This man actually chose to walk from Villa cuz he came with his eyes only on MC!

So now I'm really considering choosing money in final (if FB will give us this opportunity!)

I would like to be with Finn if he actually made it clear to Kat before proposing MC to take his eggs, if you know what I mean.also! it's quite suspicious when he said he didn't do bits with Kat when she said opposite. So there isn't any complete trust in him.

I don't fancy Alfie as a love interest. So he's just a friend for my MC. And he disappointed me too! I mean there was a girl who fancied him greatly, he brought her back and didn't regret it (he made MC vulnerable!), he chose to marry her in SMP and he chose not to go with her because what? MC (who by the way he cheated on with Kat)?? I actually felt bad for Meera in this moment even though I hated her. So... this is definitely is not a man for my MC.

I'm too straight to go for a girl even though Lulu is lovely! So it's not an option for me😃

And Suresh... Well, it's complicated. I'm not forgiving person - not sure I can move past cheating in real life. And I probably wouldn't got together with Suresh if I eas MC - I couldn't forget a betrayal and there's no point in relationship if you don't trust your partner.

But I did like his apology! finally we have something sincere!

and still - kissing your mistress in SMP challenge is a really next level cruelty. I can understand when you want to see if there could be anything but you don't have to do it when a person (who you clame you care about) can see this.

also! His actions do make sense when you shutting his flirting at every opportunity - so he could have a doubts about his chances. but when you flirted with him even on double date, when you kissed him - it should have been a sign for him! His actions are cruel when you trying to actually romance him.

and I still don't have enough emotions from MC! I want some good drama - when she don't want to love her ex but can't help herself but love him. When she wants to move on and struggling with her feelings because he is her first and only love. She tried so hard to rebuild herself after his betrayal and when she's finally go to Villa he showed up. and all her "work" to forget about him eas pointless. I want her tears and his vulnerability (and tears) damn it.

overall S5 is the only season where I don't find a good boy (without any red flags). It's a shame, there was do much potential!

Ahem... I didn't mean to rant so much, sorry! Feel free to ignore this bedsheet of text😅

bestie you're so right...s5 has literally the worst men in the entire series...the least complicated LI in all of S5 is Lulu and thats awesome for players who want wlw route but I wish wlm route got at least one uncomplicated man as well. dont get me wrong I love a redemption story, but not all of them needed to be one. Also why theyre now making Finn a cheater is beyond me?? it literally makes no sense. And I dont understand why all of his confessions lowkey back pedal every week. I like u MC ALOT!! but I also like Kat too! not very reassuring since thats what u did literally ALL SEASON and still chose her at every turn. I agree with u on the Rafi thing, I wish Finn's declaration had been more all or nothing. He needed to break up with Kat for it to mean more.

[junicai]

Aria + Periods + 127 = Chaos

Taeil

taeil has a younger sister, so he didn’t need her to explain anything to her

honestly, he’s one of the members she’ll go to first if she needs anything

the least likely to make a big deal out of it

just kinda

shrugs

and does what is needed of him

sometimes pain meds don’t do anything for aria’s cramps they get so bad

and on those days, she’ll slid into his bed and either

A: snuggle with him and let him cuddle her

or B: just curl up underneath his sheets until he gets back from wherever he was and then do option A

he really hates her periods

like, more than she does

because she’s always a little deflated in the upcoming days, and for the first two of the actual periods

and he hates seeing her in pain or be sad

even if the thing she’s sad at is the advertisement of the cute dog

definitely chuckles at her when she comes to him with slightly teary eyes and whines that she misses her dog now

but opens his arms willingly anyway, letting his maknae plonk herself in his lap and rest her head on his chest

Johnny

there is no better man to try and make aria feel better

that’s actually a lie

aria will point blank avoid him on her periods

he read once

once

in an article that physical exercise helps with cramps and the other pms-ing symptoms

and now every single time she opens her mouth to complain about her uterus trying to eject itself from her body

johnny’s right there with an invitation to the gym

he’s literally packed and changed, they can go right now

truth be told aria took him up on the offer once

never again

she couldn’t walk afterwards

he had to carry her out

asides from that though

he’s pretty okay with everything?

like obviously, he doesn’t really get it all too much, but if she wants someone to massage her back, then he’ll offer without too many questions

but when she’s crying about something?

oh ho ho ho

bear hugs

just a big ol’ swaddling hug that makes aria feel warm n safe n content

they heal everything

it’s aria’s life philosophy

Taeyong

totally understanding

she needs pads? he’s either already bought them, or will go out to buy them for her

doesn’t have a tracker for her, but somehow knows when she’s cramping the week before its due

once came up with the innovative idea of using their handwarmers as a makeshift hot water bottle when they were on a schedule and aria was suffering :(

aria gets really bad lower back cramps, and its super common to just see him gently pushing her onto the couch

so he can try and massage some of the tension

keeps pads in his travelling bags

completely unprompted - it just started being something he’d pack

like heat packs and pain patches and bandages;

period supplies just eventually got added to the list

was a little uncomfy with the whole thing at the start

but his older sister yelled at him

told him to stop “being a baby” and “she’s your responsibility, act like it.”

aria felt really bad for burdening him with it all

lowkey wished she was a boy for inconveniencing everyone with it

and taeyong had to sit her down and tell her no baby

it was natural and it didn’t bother anybody

that she didn’t have to hide it

that she could come to them if she was in pain because of it

Yuta

oh this man

when he found out that aria was getting lightheaded on her periods

when he found out that she passed out once on her period

did so much research on why that might have happened and how to help

literally stayed up all night and came to aria the next morning like

“are you eating enough iron?”

the answer was no, btw

made it his mission to make sure aria did after that

always has a little bag of nuts or something else in a side pocket of his bag if he knows aria’s on her period

gets concerned asf when she misses her periods

because he knows it’s because of unnecessary diets or her putting in extra time in the practice room

aria loves going to his room when she’s feeling miserable

he’s always down to watch a movie or just lay down with her

he’ll plait her hair or just lay together and press a lil kiss to her forehead when she whines about the cramps

hates hates hates when she cries

he knows it’s because of hormones, he has two sisters

but that doesn’t make it easier

will do absolutely anything to get her to stop crying

once went out at 3am to get her ice-cream

which actually made her cry harder

bc she felt bad that she couldn’t eat it because she’s lactose-intolerant

he just felt worse

that was not a good night

now the freezer in the dorms has a little tub of non-dairy ice-cream with aria’s name on it

curtesy of yuta

Doyoung

when aria first moved into the 127 dorms

he bought a little pink box with a lid that he then proceeded to fill with tampons and pads; the whole shebang

which he then put in the locker beneath the sink

and told anyone that if they made a big deal out if it, he’d kill them :)

incredibly perceptive

knows when aria’s on her period before aria knows

“hey do u need a pad?” “ why do i need a pad?”

*an hour later*

“oppa do u have any pads”

he’s less of a come here and i’ll comfort you type

and more of a, i’m going to help you from the sidelines without ever actually acknowledging it’s existence

like perceiving it makes it worse

honestly aria’s pretty thankful he’s like this

she loves that the other members take care of her like they do, don’t get her wrong

but its like, for five days - she can do no wrong, she’s accommodated, and sometimes walked on eggshells around

it’s nice to have someone who’s going to treat her like normal

to balance it out

does that stop her pulling the “i’m in pain” card when she’s about to get scolded?

no

Jaehyun

jaehyun doesn’t have any siblings, so he was really learning from scratch with aria

however

that was actually a good thing

because it meant that whatever aria told him; he did

if she needed a heating pack - he’d go find one for her

if she needed to just lie down for a bit - he’d take her into her room and close the curtains to let her take a nap

now, she didn’t take advantage of this

much

but she just thought it was really sweet of him

and tells him as much

and every time, he’ll just pat her head

maybe a lil kiss on the forehead

and pull the blanket up to her chin before leaving and flicking off the lights

that’s kind of the extent of what he’ll do

mainly because the other members have a lot of it covered already

but it’s pretty common for him to give her a piggyback ride somewhere

if her back is cramping a lot and she doesn’t/can’t walk

no complaints

he just kneels down and aria asks him is he sure

like she’s heavy or something

and he’ll just carry her to wherever they’re going

there’s a lot of fantaken pictures from these moments

people speculate that she’s injured or sick

it happens so regularly that nctzens are genuinely convinced that aria just doesn’t possess an immune system

Jungwoo

jungwoo was surprisingly well prepared when aria first bent over from a sudden onset of cramps

man was ready and knew what to do

he had hyuck going out of the room for water

and had a hand placed on her lower back rubbing gently

never really makes a big deal out of it all

although has told her to play it up once or twice because he wanted to go to bed and practice was running late

she did, and they did end practice almost immediately after

honestly, aria’s pretty convinced that all of jungwoo’s information on how to deal with girls on their periods came from a wikihow article

but that did mean that he had taken the time to look up a wikihow article

so she guesses she can forgive him

and honestly, the fact that he takes it upon himself to do a little of her chores?

she’s not complaining

after the first three times she felt bad enough to tell him to stop though

he didn’t

and now it’s just normal

is very conversational about it all

has no problem with asking her what she needs, instead of hovering around and guessing

which makes it easier on aria as well

the first few times, she felt quite burdensome

and jungwoo levelled her with a look when she told him this

“the only way you’d be burdensome, is if you didn’t talk to the rest of us and suffered silently - in pain.”

that was the end of that really

Mark

unfortunately for mark

aria got her first period when she was with him

poor boy thought she was going to die

“ohmygod you’re bleeding - you’re BLEEDING-”

aria had to calm him down before going to the bathroom

he is pretty oblivious as to what exactly goes on

aria complained once that she missed her last two periods because of the stupid diet she was on

mark literally thought she was going to die

very concerned

she had to sit him down and tell him that no, she wasn’t going to die  

he’s gotten better over the years

as a topic, he’s still pretty uncomfortable with discussing it

but its less of a “i’m a man and this isn’t a manly topic” and more of a “i don’t know anything about this subject and i don’t want to offend somebody, help”

he did by her her first hot water bottle cover though

up until then, she had been using hot water bottles wrapped in towels to prevent her skin from burning

but mark showed up one morning

with a yellow fuzzy thing hidden behind her back

it was a winnie the pooh cover :(

Donghyuck

cuddle buddies

that’s his main role

aria on her period? donghyuck’s pulling out the fluffy blankets and making a pile of her plushies on his bed

time to pull out netflix and cuddle

aria could cry every single time she walks into his room and he’s just opening the covers for her to slip underneath

he does it every time

and somehow she’s still not expecting it

it’s been five years bestie

has accidentally made her cry on more than once occasion though

he doesn’t mean to!

sometimes he’ll say something in passing

and aria will get upset but won’t show it

because she knows she’s not actually upset - it’s just hormones

so she doesn’t tell him she’s upset

and just leaves to go to her own room

does that stop doyoung telling hyuck off for being insensitive?

no

not at all

but he’s normally really good! especially after the first few times

living together has generally made him more preceptive

also just growing up in general

if her cramps are really bad she’ll wake up during the night

and if she had slept in hyuck’s bed the night before

then he usually takes it upon himself to go get her pain meds and a hot water bottle

he’ll rub her back and help her fall back asleep

and then he’ll make sure to write down in his phone that she took x brand of pain meds, so in the morning she’ll have to take y instead

[emo-and-confused]

Headcannons based on @cb28 ‘s “ceo of many hotels tommy and hotel receptionist tubbo” au art (includes dysfunctional sleepy bois) (awesamdad)

-techno, wilbur, and tommy are phil’s kids

-(the three kids are adopted, techno was adopted when he was five, wilbur was adopted when he was four, and tommy was adopted when he was seven)

-techno is older than wilbur by two years and wilbur is older than tommy by eight years

-phil is this rich businessman. techno is some powerful leader. wilbur is a famous songwriter.

-then tommy owns a hotel

-he's still like 16/17 but he owns and manages it

-techno is the oldest therefore favorite and heir to whatever money and property phil owns

-tommy is least favorite. phil ignored him.

-then one day phil just gave him money and said "stop being a disappointment" so he started his hotel at 15

tommy: i’m going to build a hotel in rage

-then best friend tubbo who works there and is nice to tommy

phil: oh, theseus, my son. come, i was just telling my companions about your ho- who is that?

tommy: this is tubbo.

tubbo: hello :)

-wilbur being the normal brother and treating him like a normal person and taking him and tubbo to hang out and be kids

wilbur: tommy, let’s go get ice cream

tommy: wilbur, ive got things to do, paper work and, and shippments and-

wilbur: tommy.

tommy:

wilbur: let’s go. bring tubbo.

-tommy feels like he has to prove something to phil

-he also feels like he might be able to earn attention from him. that if he works hard enough phil will be proud of him

-wilbur’s music is what makes phil pay attention to him, but when he was a kid phil said his music was never going to be a stable source of income and actively encouraged other future job choices. this only made wilbur more focused on his music

-both tommy and wilbur feel the need to prove themselves

-tommy meets sam when starting up his hotel, and immediately gets attached

-sam is basically his guide, even after building the hotel. sam saw the child and went “yeah he needs parental guidance” and continued to stay in contact with tommy

-tommy is the one who gives sam the creeper mask. because sam is always working on construction and stuff and he's always inhaling debris and tommy likes minecraft so he gives it to him. sam adores it and wears it all the time.

-tommy totally calls him sam nook

sam: hey tommy! just building your hotel. i do need some more things for construction though... could you ship them over to me?

tommy: y'know this reminds me of a game my brother made me play over the holidays...

sam: ... uh,,,, what?

tommy: animal crossing! that's it. you're totally tom nook.

sam: alright, tommy.

-[over emails]

]Mr. Danger Careful Innit,

Could you supply more building materials?

Sincerely, Sam Nook

]Mr. Samuel Nook,

sure.

Sincerely, Tommy

-sam gets a very official hand written contract (the same one as the lore)

-he gets it and just goes with it (there’s a more real contract but tommy values his handwritten one more)

-sam signing it and tommy cheering and immediately going to text phil

sam: and... there you go! signed. :)

tommy: really??? ... YES!!! LETS GO!!! (calls phil and tells him)

-then tommy hanging up and smiling, then looking back over to sam.

tommmy: (clears his throat) um. my apologies. that was very unprofessional. thank you very much, sam.

-tubbo is the receptionist for the main hotel in the chain, (the one tommy is constantly at) but he basically becomes sort of a manager

-tommy sends him off to do multiple jobs throughout the day, and tubbo does them with only little complaint

tubbo: you know i’m not room service right?

tommy: i don’t remember asking

tubbo, already holding the room order: this isn’t my job tho-

tommy: and yet here you are, doing the job

-tommy pays him more than everyone else though, but tubbo doesn’t know that because tommy won’t let him see the usual staff paycheck

-tubbo is half a year older but his parents are constantly away on buisness trips so he is often home alone and has to take care of himself

-tommy is not good with showing his affection, the only one in his family to do so was wilbur. phil just kind of threw money at him on holidays and ignored him the rest of the time, and while techno was a lot more attentive to him, he wasn’t the best at affection either

-when tommy started making money with the hotel, (how very successful hotel chain), to show tubbo he cared he just started offering to buy him things

tommy, upon finding out tubbo likes bees: you know i could buy you a bee sanctuary if you’d like?

tubbo: tommy no-

-tubbo teaches him that money isn’t the only form of showing you care. it’s a long process

tommy: so you’re saying i shouldn’t buy sam a private engineering lab for his birthday?

tubbo: i know for a fact sam wouldn’t know how to accept such a gift and that he’d rather you close the hotel for a day and take him to play laser tag

tommy: ...okay but what if i do that and buy him a private engineering lab?

tubbo:

-the dream team are bell hoppers.

-tommy gets hate for being that young and successful

-the dream team are like “stfu i'm proud to be working for a very successful 16 yo how dare you" and go off on every rich person who says something about tommy’s age

they're still streamers. they just don't tell tommy. (tommy totally knows tho, he’s a 16 year old kid who plays minecraft and animal crossing, ofc he knows they’re video game streamers)

dream: hey tommy-

tommy: yes? is there a reason you're barging into my office?

dream: .. is that... animal crossing music? are you playing on a switch?

tommy: no!! i'm signing very important and legal documents!!! if you have nothing to say, get out!!

dream, to sapnap and george: he’s totally playing animal crossing.

-tommy makes them greet people at the doors and carry peoples bags purely because they’re famous. they don’t know this though

-they don't think tommy knows. tommy and tubbo think it’s hilarious. tommy hints it all the time that he knows but they just think he's being a kid

-quackity is on sam’s building/contracting team

-even after the hotel is built, q comes in to "check up" on the building with sam. and they "make sure nothing is going wrong with the building"

-they really just want to make sure tommy is okay under so much pressure

-wilbur totally has tubbo’s schedule and knows when tubbo’s on break, he can usually be found with tommy in tommy’s office

-wilbur will just barge in and be like “okay let’s go, you need a break”

-one time wilbur came in while sam and quackity were there

wilbur, barging in: kay, tommy, tubbo, let’s-

sam, mid lecture with tommy: you can’t keep doing this!

quackity, also scolding: you need to take a break, man.

tubbo, who noticed wilbur come in: wil! tell tommy he needs to go to bed and sleep! he hasn’t slept in twenty seven hours!

tommy, from his desk, with his head in his hands and leaning over paper work: i’m being ganged up on.

-wilbur instantly likes sam and quackity, because they care for his little brother (he totally has a rivalry with them though, he was there first, and tommy’s actual brother)

-the main hotel in the chain is sometimes used as an international meeting place for big companies and politicians

-more than once has phil or techno needed to stay for a few nights due to major meetings with powerful people

-it’s kind of awkward sometimes because tommy’s the hotel chain owner and since he’s based at the main hotel, he sometimes needs to greet the people going in for meetings

tommy: good afternoon, madam secretary

tommy: good afternoon, mister minister

tommy: good afternoon... *awkward cough* ...technoblade.

-or since he’s the ceo of a big name company, he sometimes has to attend big rich people galas that he hates

tommy: tubbo i literally hate these types of places, when can i leave, when am i allowed to to leave

tubbo, who is tommy’s plus one and moral support: dude i don’t know, i didn’t grow up rich

tommy, who grew up talking care of himself when wilbur wasn’t there: yeah well technically neither did i!

-and his father is a business man..

tommy, faking confidence and striding across the room: tubbo, i have no idea what i’m doing-

phil, from a table a few feet away, calling him over: theseus!

tommy, slowly turning around to see phil with a bunch of other rich people: fuckkkk-

-tommy makes sure everyone calls him tommy and not theseus

[in an interview]

interviewer: so theseus-

tommy: it's tommy.

interviewer: ... alright, tommy. would you like to address the rumors going around of your boyfriend?

tommy: huh??? oh, you mean tubbo? no, we're just best friends. and that's weird. i'm a minor.

interviewer: are you gay, though? we've never seen you date any women.

tommy: no, i do date women! all the time!!

-tommy being legally named "theseus watson" but calling himself "tommy innit"

-wilbur is legally “wilbur watson” but only ever goes by his stage name “wilbur soot”

-they both totally end up changing their names. legally.

-tommy saying i hate men because he just hates his father

-tommy getting scandals and controversies all the time but just by the upper class

-everyone else loves and adores him and knows he's literally just a 16 yo kid so that kind of stuff is a joke and he can say that without getting in trouble

-tommy will be in his office and tubbo will be at the front desk and sometimes tommy will just yell “TUBBOOOOO HELP MEEEEE” if his laptop crashes because Tubbo Tech

tommy: [during a meeting] oh, tubbo's clocked in for work.... TUBBOOO!

tommy: he's gonna come in here. surely. he'll go "hellœ?" surely. he'll walk in here...

tubbo: [walks in the room] hellœ?

-phil still has no idea who tubbo is

wilbur: yeah, i’m going to go check on tommy and tubbo

phil: ..the receptionist?

wilbur: ...

wilbur, internally: also your sons best friend but yeah sure, the receptionist.

-techno is lowkey fond of tubbo

-techno notices how tommy is clinging to tubbo at parties and galas all the time so he tries to get tommy to talk about him

-he likes that tubbo is there for tommy and totally resonates with the chaotic energy the two create

-sometimes when tommy can’t get tubbo in to the parties/galas, and techno is there, tommy will hang around him and steal his things

-like taking his wallet so techno will have to go back to the hotel afterwards and visit tommy

-he does it for attention. 

-tommy lives at the hotel. it’s not technically legal cause he wasn’t emancipated from his family and he’s only 16 but they’re rich so people don’t really say anything

-technically he still has a room at phil’s place, but he stays in a room at the hotel. when designing the place, he made sure to map out an area for his living space

-tubbo takes naps in his room

tubbo: i'm gonna go take a nap in the break room

quackity: there is no break room??

tubbo: yea there is. on the top floor. with the giant door.

quackity:... isn't that tommy's room???

-tubbo sometimes stays the night with tommy, when his parents have been on a business trip for over two weeks. he still goes to in-person school so he usually only stays on weekends during the school year

-tommy does online school, and forces himself to get his schoolwork for the week done over the weekend so he can focus on the hotel and other responsibilities

-he fakes having the “lmao i'm better and have more money also you don't play minecraft" mentality towards other kids and claims that’s why he does online

-it’s actually because he doesn’t have time to balance everything and he was bullied in the past so he switched to online school as soon as he started his hotel

-sometimes tubbo helps him with his classes tommy is overworked. like, in his off time. he has the passwords to tommy's computer so he just goes on it and does some of his school work

-tommy ranting to tubbo about how he hates his dad and how he said phil was gonna visit him the next day

-phil arriving and asking tubbo (because he's the receptionist) where tommy is. tubbo saying he doesn't know and that he left. even though tommy is literally in his room

-phil tries. he just doesn’t know how to parent. techno was 17 and wilbur was 15 when he adopted tommy, and he just got busy enough and forgot how to take care of a child

-tommy knows if he talks to phil, it’ll be awkward and phil will just try and buy him off (not intentionally, it’s just how business men be working, yknow)

-tommy just wants to prove himself, to both himself and phil. and hes using his hotel to do that

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fanart that was posted with @cb28 ‘s work

(i got permission to post this)

[aria-chicken-flugget]

MC reacts to The Brothers (+Undateables)

In a crop top ~ Yum

Due to the *NSFW undertones, I will NOT be writing any for Luke, obviously.

Sorry this took me ages haha i ran out of creativity for these. On that note, let’s jump straight in 😉

The Undateables

~

Simeon 😇

Similarly to Beel, will not see your request as anything unsavoury you cheeky thing, you

“What is a ... ‘cropped top’?”

Basically wears them anyway

Is used to showing a little skin, so would think nothing of it

After all, God intended Human Beings to be naked, so this is not weird

The only thing odd about it, is that you specifically requested it

He still wouldnt see it in that way tho lol

The one he’d wear wouldn’t surprise you, because it’s not too dissimilar to what he normally wears around RAD

Black, sleek and skin tight - sleeveless to reveal his perfectly sculpted shoulders and with a high neck - cerulean blue accents to match his eyes

Your jaw fell slack at how attractive it looked on him

His piercing blue eyes crinkled as he smiled, “I guess this one suits me, then?”

Oop - ah well, who cares if he knows your staring?

He’s an angel ffs - of course he looks amazing

“You...” you couldn’t seem to find the words to encompass what the mere sight of him did to you

His face would fall a moment, “is something wrong, MC?”

You’d flush, shaking your head with a nervous laugh, “No... well, God probably wouldn’t forgive me for thinking it but -“

You can’t bring yourself to finish that sentence

Fairly certain he was aware of where your thoughts were headed, his cheeks would tinge rouge

He’d play Innocent TM as not to blur the line or complicate things...

You’d make it ducking difficult though

Yes i said ducking, Simeon is an Angel he legally cannot say fuck

It’s just... the way you were ogling him, undressing him with your beautiful and captivating eyes... fjdlficjsn

His chest would tighten, breath caught and heart in his throat

He was well aware what that feeling was, his brows downturned at the thought

“Is something wrong, Simeon?”

He’d hold a hand up, gently but firm, “No, i’m alright, thank you.”

You can’t help but feel a little guilty... after all you did just have certain thoughts about an Angel

Seeing your crestfallen face, he’d immediately snap to - gently reaching for your hand with that crinkly eyes smile,

“Don’t look so glum, MC. Everything’s alright.”

He was simply radiant, you couldnt help but return that smile

Depending on what floats your boat, i’ll let you imagine what the outcome was

Solomon 🧙‍♂️

Hahah oh boy...

“Oh? And why would you want me to wear that?” ;) TEASE

Would give That Smirk TM

This could literally go one of two ways:

One, he wears a cute cropped T and says “Well, what were you expecting from me?” ;) TEEAASSEE

He knows God damn well what you were expecting lmao

OR

Quite literally wears some leather skin tight crop that shows off all his tatts, all his packs and muscles... like dayum haha

Either way you’re speechless

He is one cocky lil shit, he’d love it

“Finally i’ve drawn your attention from those brothers, have i?” “Wh-what?!” “;)”

Nosebleed

“I’d like to request you wear one too, it’s only fair after all.”

Whilst having you gently ensnared against a wall between his palms, with those eyes entrancing you to keep you there

You’d never seen him in that light so deeply than after your request

Your eyes trail his form once again, surprisingly more muscular than you’d anticipated from under the RAD uniform

You’d flush from under his gaze, not quite sure where to look, what to say -

“Cat got your tongue?” Ajsksknxdn

He’d need want to hear you say it.

“I - i didn’t realise you’d tease me about it.” You look away with rosy cheeks

His teasing smile would falter a moment, asking more seriously, “why would you ask me to wear a crop top?”

You’d find his gaze, tongue tied for an answer

You’d swallow from under his penetrating gaze that seemed more serious than before

“I...” why did you ask him again?

“I just... wanted to see it.” “‘It’? That’s not very specific.” Ahsksknsk LOL such a tease

You’d hate that he made you admit it, you forced through gritted teeth, “I wanted to see what you looked like in a crop, what more do you want me to say?”

His smirk tugging on his handsome lips again before warm breath carasses the shell of your ear, “I want to see what you look like too.”

Lmao #Exposed

Nosebleed 2.0

Barbatos 🕰

Yo, you would have some mad guts to request it when he’s working hahah

He would instantly flush and comment calmly how inappropriate your request is

Diavolo would laugh if he heard your request and his reponse from beside you both

But if you were alone with him, perhaps a little closer to him...

I stand by the fact i think ‘Barbietos’ is a Dark Horse TM

This man has a dark side lowkey yandere vibes maybe? Idk yet need to see more of him tbh

if you’re close and you ask, similarly to Solomon he’d smirk and tease

Barbatos is sarcastic but he wouldn’t snark you for this, especially with your blushing features

He’d utter your name, before finally mustering the strength to ask, “what kind of cropped top do you want me to wear?”

You’d have to be immensely private about it, ofc he can have a private life but he is literally at the service of the Prince of that realm

Not just the crop top request etc, the entire relationship would be kept under radar for a long time

I can see his crop being loose, the satin like material draped tastefully from his shoulders and revealing his midriff

The emerald green colour so dark you thought it was black until you saw it’s sheen under the light

You might have already seen his body at this point but you can’t help absorbing his features like a sponge

His abdominal muscles, his strong shoulders... he was also much stronger than he looked under a uniform

He’d stand before you, as you rise to your knees upon his sheets, eye level with his chest

“Tonight, I could serve you for a change.”

He’s probably not as quiet as we think

Diavolo 👑

If Lucifer ever heard about your request, you’ll be out of the Devildom faster than you can say Demonus

You’d have to be incredibly brave and or stupid to even ask in the first place...

However, Diavolo wouldn’t actually mind, “come now Lucifer! It’s a fashion trend in their realm! It sounds fun!” With That Laugh TM

Diavolo is actually pretty lonely, loads of people feel they can’t approach him so he’d acc happy that you felt you could ask that of him

If you were closer than that, you’d be visiting the palace upon his request

If and when you’re alone, you’d ask him to wear one

He still wouldn’t initially see it in that way, his own demon form is shirtless

“I’d like to try one! Have you any ideas in mind?”

After understanding the nature of your request, something will flash passed in those golden irises

“I see... so this garment will grant you a certain gratification?” BLUSH

It’s not secret that Diavolo is the biggest demon, he is one big muscle machine

You’d struggle to find a crop that fit him ngl

he’d have one custom made from your design idea

You’d want him in a maroon or black one, specked with elements of gold to match his eyes

It would be snug due to his size, seeing every inch of muscle from underneath like a marble sculputre

There was something so.. awe inspiringly beautiful about it your breath stopped short

Any prior thought was lost as you silently trace the edges of him with your eyes

“Do you like it?” :) - well... duh haha

“What are you doing still standing over there?”

All would fall silent save for faint breaths and the steady beating of your hearts as you trace the crop’s fabric with your fingertips

He’s surprisingly soften as he’d watch you doing so

He’d wrap his strong arms around you, gentle fingertips stroking your hair

he’d murmur “I’m pleased you like it.”

Soft kisses planted on your forehead and you’re a goner - putty in his arms

“Might I ask... would you wear one?”

You bloody well would lmao

Might edit these later and need to link to the brothers one but hey ho, enjoy! ✨

[moreaugriffins]

Hate to bother you but I have a question (obviously up to you if ya wanna answer), if you were a monster which monster would you be (like which would you want to be) ?

I mean, i know vampire is a very.. obvious answer, but like.. the ~vibes~ they give off- i would lowkey like to be a vampire.. only downside is the fact that I wouldnt be able to have garlic :( love garlic... ( i was going to say 'vibes like dearg due' but.. she's hella bloodthirsty and violent (more so than usual vampires)) or... perhaps... i mean, a demon possibly, though that's mostly because one of working's nicknames for me is demon.. Joan the Wad? maybe not, i don't think she's a monster, or would be classified as such.. she can be a bringer of good fortune, but can also lead others astray (she's kinda queen of the piskies (do not confuse with Titania from shakespeare)) sleigh beggeys aren't monsters either (it roughly means 'fairies' in manx) but like, they're 3 feet, live out in the woods, hunt and make music and keep to themselves away from humans. granted they might kidnap babies from time to time, but hey ho. at least beggeys can use weapons (unlike welsh fairies) perhaps a sluagh? well i wouldn't want to be one, as they are considered evil in every way, but i do find them interest, and perhaps being one would be fun, in a twisted way. (apparently saying their name will summon them, which is,, extremely dangerous,, but i hope typing and reading it is ok,,)

[ressyfaerie]

Hi ressy! I have a ficlet prompt for you <3 I'd love to read a bit about my OT3 Kai/Takao/Hiromi hanging out having ice cream (I headcanon ice cream to be the one thing that gets Kai to do almost *anything*). Takao and Kai always argue about the favorite flavor, while Hiromi just chuckles and goes for something disgusting (to both of them - neither like fruity flavors) to spite them both.

This is my last ask aaahhh so I’ve been thinking about it ALL DAY. Disclaimer: I have never shipped an OT3 but like lowkey highkey I’m living for this one? I sorta changed the prompt juuusstt a bit because my creativity got away from me, i added in some RESSYFAERIE FLARE so I hope I didn’t mess with your head cannons too much! Then it got a little bit… Uh-*sexy* so I’m plopping it into a read more. Anything in * are Hilary’s thoughts! Sorry I’m a ho-

The best time of the week was Friday. 

Friday was ice cream day. Kai would meet Tyson and Hilary at the dojo taking a break from his studies. They would walk to the shop down the street and get their favourite flavours. 

Would Kai ever admit how much he liked ice cream? No, but they knew. They knew him better than anyone. 

They flooded the shop with their glowing demeanour, all smiling and happy to see each other after the long week apart. They stood back and studied the menu board. 

Hilary wondered why they always checked the menu, they got the same thing every time. She generally stuck to fruity flavours as much as she loved chocolate. The boys didn’t like fruity flavours so it kept them from eating hers, she used this tactic for other things too, it saved her from Tyson stealing her food many times. 

Tyson got vanilla like always, *just like his personality* Hilary thought. 

He continued outside with his cone mentioning as he passed ‘it’s a bit busy in here!’. 

Hilary looked at the menu, she wasn’t feeling very fruity today. She turned her head to Kai. He looked good, just got off of his last university class, he looked tired, but attractive. 

“You look good today.” She tried to hide a smile when she complimented him. 

“Thanks, you too.” He smiled on purpose, “You go first.” He gestured in front of him. 

Hilary lightly brushed his hand with hers as a way of saying thanks, he liked little touches like that. 

When she looked over the flavours she made a quick decision. 

“Can I get the rocky road please?” 

*Kai’s favourite- I shared some with him last week and I really liked it, and you know what? I deserve it.* 

She got hers in a small cup with a spoon, she didn’t like cones that much, and neither did Kai; Tyson was the odd one out, always getting a cone and munching it down loudly. 

Hilary got hers and left to meet Tyson outside, grinning at Kai as she left.

Kai was next and asked the worker for his favourite: rocky road.

“Oh I’m sorry! That was the last bit we had-”

-

“Oh different!” Tyson pointed out as soon as he saw the chocolate in the cup.

“Yeah! I really like chocolate actually, so I decided to change it up a bit.” 

“Can I have some?” He moved his face closer to hers trying to sneak a bit off the small spoon in her hand.

“No! Back off you have your own!” She giggled playfully trying to push him away with her shoulder. 

She had eaten so fast by the time Kai emerged from the shop she was almost finished.

Tyson frowned sensing the disappointed emotion in Kai. 

“What the hell is that?” Tyson pointed to his cup with purple ice cream.

“Blackberry.” 

“Yuck! I hate blackberry.” Tyson stuck his tongue out. 

Kai shrugged and nodded towards the dojo. 

“Should we head back?” 

Tyson nodded and they walked as a duo with Hilary following behind, she stared into the bottom of the paper cup. 

She had one small bite of ice cream left. 

*I really want to eat it- But I should give it to Kai- but he has it every week!* 

They got back to the dojo and the last bit was almost melted. They sat on the edge of the hardwood looking over the clearing. The pond was glistening in the hot summer weather. 

She decided Kai wouldn’t want it anyways since it was melted, and shoved the rest on the tiny spoon and ate it. She kept the spoon in her mouth absorbing the last of the flavour and noticed both boys staring at her. 

Tyson widened his eyes, “I can’t believe you stole Kai’s ice cream.” 

She took the spoon out of her mouth, “I didn’t steal it! I didn’t know it was the last one!”

Tyson gave Kai a look, Kai grinned back flirtatiously, he directed his attention back to Hilary, “No you definitely stole my ice cream.” He sounded serious, but his face showed a silly expression. 

“I didn’t steal it!” She whined. 

“You didn’t even give him any either, what a bad girlfriend.” Tyson teased and licked some of the vanilla of his cone. 

Kai clicked his tongue while judging her silently. 

“Fine! I’ll buy you more tomorrow.” Hilary slammed the empty paper cup and spoon beside her on the hardwood floor. 

“Now she’s grumpy- What are we going to do about her Kai?” Tyson laughed off the slight threat. 

“Well, we definitely can’t give her too much attention.�� Kai looked away from her off into the distance in the complete opposite direction.

She hung her jaw in disbelief. 

“I agree.” Tyson copied Kai’s glance. 

“H- Hey!” Hilary complained, not that she wanted to be the center of attention, she just didn’t want to be ignored.

“Hey Kai, want some of my ice cream?” Tyson pointed the cone in his direction. 

“Of course.” Kai grinned and locked eyes with Hilary. 

He started from the bottom and licked all the way to the top still keeping eye contact.

Hilary’s jaw hung lower, and she blushed a bit. 

“Hey there’s some on your lip Kai-” Tyson poked Kai’s cheek with his finger.

“Is there? Can you get it?” 

Tyson giggled, “sure.” He gently kissed him, cleaning his face up perfectly. 

Kai kept his eyes locked on Hilary, relishing in her jealousy. 

When they first started doing- Whatever it was they were doing, they didn’t really have a label yet- Hilary had predicted many things, some were true and some were very, very wrong. One of the things she assumed was that Tyson would be the tease, and he was, but she wasn’t prepared for Kai. 

Kai was the real tease in this relationship, and she loved it.

Tyson went back to licking his ice cream, and Kai- like always, upped his game. 

He started licking it too, shooting side glances to Hilary, he stopped briefly to rub his forehead on Tyson’s.

“It’s a shame we're ostracizing Hilary, she would love this.” Kai’s eyes were slightly squinted as he gifted her another one of his looks. 

Hilary pouted, giving him an angry glare. 

“She stole your dessert, this is a punishment.” 

“Such a shame, she’s usually-”

“Our dessert.” Tyson pointed out nonchalantly. 

“You guys are driving me crazy!” Hilary pushed herself off the hardwood floor and launched herself towards them.

Kai tried to push her back and Tyson angled himself away trying desperately to protect his precious ice cream. 

“Hey, hey! Guys watch my ice cream!” He groaned when Kai and Hilary fell in a pile behind him. 

Kai had trapped Hilary with her back on the floor, he loomed over her, she blushed at the familiar sight. 

“I’m sorry-” She apologized without making eye contact. 

“It’s okay. I’m not really angry.” Kai leaned a bit closer. 

“What’s going on here?” Tyson tried to sandwich himself between them but only managed to lay on his side closer to Hilary. 

“You should get more flavours other than fruit- if you want.” Kai mentioned it while checking out Tyson beside her. 

“Yeah Hilary, you can get chocolate flavours. It’s all ice cream.” Tyson brushed back her hair gently. 

Hilary giggled, “I guess you’re right. I really like the chocolate ones-” 

“What flavour was it again Kai? Chocolate…” 

Kai thought for a moment. 

Kai expertly let his body fall and kissed Hilary.

Kai grinned, admiring her blushing face. 

“Rocky road.”

[ellinights]

Victon as dads reacting to their kids sneaking out

request by anon

victon as fathers? their kids would be lucky to have them as their dads :”)

seungwoo

oh no, you just played with fire jsjsj

even though he has good self control (capricorn things jsjsj)

but he has a limit

once you crossed his limits, you’re dead meat

AND THIS, OH HO HO THIS IS SO OUT OF HIS LIMIT BRO—

he'll be walking into the kids' room to tell his bedtime stories

even though his kids are legit teens, he’ll still be telling them stories

i get why they wanna sneak out for once lol

“my little angels it’s time to read a bed”—and he stops there, and scanned the messy room, and the opened window

and he sees his kids running off in the streets.

from the front he looks so calm, but. in the inside, his blood is boiling jsjsj

then he’ll start overthinking, if the reason they sneak out was because of his parenting methods

“did they sneak out because they didn’t like my bedtime stories..?”

oh, now he’s sad about that. he’s no longer angry about the kids sneaking out

now he’s salty about his kids hating his bedtime stories

he’ll cry himself into a pit, being a sobbing mess on the floor while hugging his bedtime storybooks

the next day, when the kids sneak back in, he’ll legit ignore them

he acts so cold like ice towards them sjsjs, legit no more waking them up like usual, or no breakfast made for them.

“why no breakfast? cause someone doesn’t appreciate my bedtime stories”

it’ll take awhile for him to forgive them sjsjs

seungsik

oh momma seungsik

instead of being mad, he’ll panic

sejun once mentioned in dingo, seungsik isn’t the kind of scold people

so him getting mad, nah

in my bulleted scenarios of him, he always ends his day with a good night kiss uwu

so he enters the bedroom to see his kids gone, and the windows wide open

he would scream so loud

and probably the whole neighbourhood thought it’s morning.

since the neighbours were awaken by his scream, seungsik would go for the extra mile and ask them to join his quest of finding his kids

and they somehow agreed to do so (wow, we love caring neighbours)

so they start searching the whole damn neighbourhood

“MY LITTLE PRECIOUS PEANUTS WHERE ARE YOU” the audacity of him saying those nicknames while he’s with his neighbours. wow—

oh and when they found the kids, seungsik momma mode: on

“oh my god my lil bun buns are you okay? are you cold?”

and proceeds to wrap them in his jacket while they have their own ones

faceplams

and then when he brings them home, he’ll go cook a warm meal for them since it’s cold while the kids are outside

seungsik totally forgot the fact that his kids tried to sneak out

and the kids wouldn’t mind doing this again, just to eat seungsik’s warm cooking again sjsjs

chan

oh chan..ha.

this man is a freaking mess i don’t know how he’ll handle this—

once he knew his kids sneak out, through the damn window

the show is about to begin

going into the kids’ room to switch off their lights, and found them not on their beds

but then seeing the window was wide open, oh he already knew what they did

he gonna look out through the window, and see his kids climbing down to reach the ground

“HEY! YOU RASCALS YOU BETTER COME BACK YO HOW DARE YOU SNEAK OUT AT THIS MOMENT”—

starts throwing soft objects at them (even though he’s angry he still doesn’t wanna hurt his kids aww)

“ you!” throws their plushies at them “come back up!”

when the kids literally escaped and starts running on the streets, he’ll zoom down faster than the speed of light

and starts chasing them with a slipper in his hand

you know chan has some great thighs (dAmn—)

so he be running fast.

once he catches them, he won’t stop nagging, pulling them home by their ear and watch the kids earn a smack from him with his slipper

poor kids, :”( don’t mess up with chan ever again

sejun

oh man, another mess

mr lim sejun wouldn’t noticed his kids sneaked out cause he’s lazy™

i bet he won’t notice cause he’s too focused on playing his games with subin skjsjs

but let’s say if he ever finds out that his kids sneak out

he’s gonna be like chan, but maybe two times worse

would legit, start screaming, shouting like a maniac

wouldn’t shut up

“YOU LIL PIECES OF SEJUNS HOW DARE YOU SNEAK OUT”—

“HEY AT LEAST WHEN YOU SNEAK OUT, INVITE YOUR DAD AS WELL FOR A CHILDREN-FATHER BONDING TIME YOU IDIOTS”

sejun, this is not how you should have your father-children bonding time spent

you’re convincing them to do some more mr lim. smh

this man has legit no braincells wbk

unlike chan he won’t even consider to throw soft objects out from the window, he would legit throw the kids’ computers

“let’s see who would win this war huh, if i throw out someone’s favourite nintendo switch”

so petty ™

“okay you guys go run away, let’s see how you come back”

would lock the kids’ windows so they have no way of getting it without getting caught

would legit lock the front door as well, till next morning. and the kids have no choice but to sleep outside sjsjs

when the kids begged sejun to open the door, he would do stinky faces at the window till he’s satisfied

poor sejun’s kids :”(

hanse

han to the se

he gives no fucks lolol

probably it was his partner who discovered first that the kids sneaked out

and now convincing him to get his ass up and find his kids

after 73838383 times of convincing, he really got up to do so aha

i think he already knows why the kids decided to sneak out. it was definitely some problems they are facing at home

so he goes walking around the streets, trying to find his kid

after some time, he did ended it finding them siting at a bench

he won’t be angry, i feel he is a considerate man. he would approach them and ask why they do this 

hanse would listen, try to understand what the kids are doing. 

a very mature, calm discussion would take place, asking his kids what they want to improve the family 

so they went back home, no grudges and a stepping stone to a new improved family :”) 

i always think hanse as a very mature thinker, from how the way he speaks, i can see he is open minded

byungchan

this lil chick, he has no chill too lol

he in the chaotic gang along with chan and sejun

i do not know if you guys watched victon’s reality show during their debut

there was one time he was in rage during a game for food njsjjs

yeah, that is how he will react when the kids sneak out

he would jump out from the window and run to catch the kids back, with a broomstick or a slipper jsjsj

“YOU LIL SHIZZ TRYNA RUN AWAY FROM MY HOUSEHOLD HUH?!?!”

he would scream as he runs to catch his kids, also waking the neighbors

then he forces the neighbors to chase with him, if not he would threaten them jsjsj

once he caught them, he would give them a good old lecture on the way back home

the next day, all the kids’ electronics are all taken away 

and mr choi would not shut up about it jsjsj

he is a naggy father, so be prepared for his rants jsjsj

poor kids :(

subin

this boi, he is the kid njsjs

jkjk if he is the father

he would be a clueless man 

if his kids fell down, he would just stand there and not know what to do

so imagine if his kids sneaked out, he would be a lost bunny 

poor subinie 

he might call his hyungs to help him

“YO SUBIN GO FIND YOUR KIDS NOW!! WHY ARE YOU STILL AT HOME”

that is the members screaming through the phone while subin is panicking lowkey 

“hyung... they will be fine...” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WOULD BE FINE WHAT IF THEY GET KIDNAPPED?”

it looks like the hyungs care about subin’s kids more than subin himself

don’t blame him though, he is inexperienced. so when something severe happen like this, he is stunned.

he would be at home, waiting for his hyungs to find his own child jsjjjs 

it’s okay subin, you will learn next time

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hello hello, anon thanks for requesting! hope you enjoy it! i laughed at some point of my writings i- 

requests are still open! just read my pinned before requesting first, bye folks. waves

[somuchtostudysolittletime]

Quick life update:

May be less active or post more sporadically on here because today we found out the exam will be in 2021 jan-March. Like you cancelled it in March it does not take a FULL YEAR to sort out an exam. Am lowkey gutted it’s not this year but with the absolute mess that is covid it’s understandable. (Also my hospital have stopped reporting covid numbers which is very annoying I want the gossip) so I’m taking a bit of a break from revision for a couple days, and I may skip posting here and there if I decide I don’t want to study, bc I simply do not need to work so hard yet.

In other news despite the exam I am still on track for a breakdown dw!!! This interim foundation programme is stressing me tf out and I also absolutely hate my job more with every passing day. I literally sit and watch pharmacists in the morning and in the afternoon I do audits. The four hours per week that I get to cover the ward are the absolute highlight of my life, no matter how ridiculous they’re being or annoying the other pharmacist is I’m like wow I can screen things! I can problem solve! I can provide advice to doctors! I can actually use my clinical skills because I am a pharmacist! I’m not just an overpaid admin assistant maybe I do actually know things! Like no matter how much shit the ward give me I love them and I miss them and I wish they were mine because I miss being a pharmacist man. Anyway hey ho I have zero will to live because I make no difference to patients and I don’t contribute anything to patient care at all the rest of the time and I don’t even talk to patients and idk I’m fed up of watching pharmacists like I am one let me be one!

[handy-dandy-headcanons]

My experience with BNHA season 2

So these are just fun to do and it collects my thoughts on the show and gives people a chance to respond to them woo!

I’d die for everyone in the class- Kirishima is my boi, Tokoyami is amazing, THE SILENT ANIMAL GUY I LOVE HIM PLS GIVE HIM SOME MORE SCREEN TIME

Ships are forming... I already kinda had kiribaku before I started watching it, but I lowkey love that invisible girl and Ojirou(?) idk how to spell his name :( I’m getting the sense for momojirou too

The games omg actually surprised me- I was sitting there like this is just going to end up as Deku in top and hell suddenly learn how is quirk works and he cries and almight is proud- but when he was defeated I was like wow they did that I love that yes good the main isn’t op good

Monoma can go shove it- lets be honest he’s just a blonde karma

The chariots were so..cool... Tokoyami is..best bird ;;

Kiribaku chariot to study date to whatever please someone tell me there’s some angst and fluff to come

Deku cried more than he ever had Jeez

Iida’s bro is a sad time but he needs to chill a little

Gran Torino is utter grandad friend I mean same I love him

KIRISHIMA AND TETSUTETSU BEST BROS FOR LIFE

okay I love tetsutetsu he’s an utter bean but who makes their child tetsutetsu tetsutetsu that’s like four tetsu’s

Why is best jeanist even a hero what does he actually do

THE NAMES OMG THE NAMES IM SOFT

I love Red Riot ofc- froppy is babie- ANIMA IS BIG BEAN I LOVE HIM- chargebolt is so damn cool- Uravity is clever well done- lord explosion murder is such a mood tho

God’s sake why more Nomu’s

Nomu? I say nomore

I FOUND OUT HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME IS SHIGARAKI YAY

I know everyone hates him but I actually like Mineta for comic relief- he’s pretty much grape Okajima

Yay Deku knows how to use his quirk at 5 percent well done kiddo

I actually love Stain and his quirk- I feel really bad for how it said the rib punctured his lung like Aw :(

Speaking of villains...

DABI DABI DABI DABI DABI DABI DABI DABIDABIDABIDABIDABIDABI

I’d die for Dabi

He was in the rp too so I probably have a horrible interpretation of him but I’d still die for him

Omg I didn’t know his voice was like that I’d die for him more do I have a crush on an animated character I probably do please someone love me

IM SO GLAD SERO WON THE RESCUE TRAINING Like you think it’s gonna be Deku and you sit there like come on get it over with but no!!! Tape boi!!!! He did it!!!!! And I love him!!!!!!!

THEIR SHOPPING MALL IS WHAT THE WHAT I WANT ONE OF THEM

Okay.. I saw..koda.. in battle.. and he is baby...

I still cringe at the “bakugo! You’ve been saying this since we were kids! Now! Let’s win and be The best hero’s together!” But hey ho he’s learning not to cry I’ll take it

PRINCIPLE NEZU IS AMAZING AND OMG THE BEST CHARACTER OF THE SHOW I WANT A NEZU SPIN OFF

It makes me really happy how they all have spotlight- I haven’t seen much of the sugar rush guy yet but they finally put in Koda and that’s adorable so :D

I hate myself but I’m really pining for the kirishima angst godammit

You can’t tell me he doesn’t at least have a teeny thing for Bakugo tho

So manly

The teachers are so cool- though midnight is just Irina with black hair and superpowers... I still love her tho :3

Did I mention I’d die for them all?

The fact todoroki is somewhat at peace makes me happy, he’s like “I visit my mom on days off” I’m soft

Aoyama is a bitch but I love him

This show is taking over my life

I’m sorry this is so long but

I love it

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

im two days late but fANG YA GOTTA DO FANG

AHHHH THANK YOU SMOLLYA IM ALWAYS UP FOR GUSHING ABOUT FANG

Favourite thing about them: This sounds completely counterintuitive but I love that he’s so annoying!!! There’s a reason I call him “whiny emo brat” and I mean it as affectionately as possible because he just is. He’s so petty and jealous and it’s the most hilarious and endearing thing. The more salty he’s being, the more I want to remove him from Kaizo’s custody and adopt him as my own little brother because he deserves a better sibling than that. Also, emo solidarity.

Least favourite thing about them: His dumb fashion sense oh god at least the Galaxy longcoat cape thing looks fine, but in BBBM2 he put the belt over the coat??? Bro what are you doing????? And don’t even let me get started on the fashion tragedy that is the mushroom helmet

Favourite line: it’s from the Hindi dub but in the OG show when he said “aur mujhe aisa nahi lagta ke tUM MUJHSE BAYTAR HO!!” (”And I don’t think that yOU’RE BETTER THAN ME!!” It’s good in all dubs but especially iconic in Hindi)

brOTP: all of the main squad!! Listen, Fang’s enemies-to-friends arc with them in the OG show was amazing. He goes from hating them (and especially BBB for the unforgiveable crime of being popular) to sort of tolerating them in a frenemy way, to betraying his own bro just to help them and even choosing to stay with them. It is GLORIOUS and actually makes me cry for real.

OTP: as a chronic shipper of goth-prep couples, obviously Boboiboy. All the yin-yang and ship tease is a pleasantly surprising bonus. (Also lowkey Ying, cause it’s cute. And Marinette. Don’t ask. No actually, please do ask, I’m dying to talk about Fanginette.)

nOTP: Hmmm... well I think of the Shieldblings as being more like siblings to him than Kaizo is, so them I guess?

Random headcanon: He listens to earthling emo music like MCR, FOB, P!atD, etc

Unpopular opinion: I don’t want to say he’s overrated, because I adore him to pieces and talk about him a lot, but like... hey fandom there’s other characters in the show too lmao

Song I associate with them: “POPULAR” BY ERIC SAADE (PERFORMED AT EUROVISION IN 2011 REPRESENTING SWEDEN) IT’S LITERALLY JUST FANG’S LIFE AS A SONG AND IT KILLS ME DEAD EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO IT

Favourite picture of them:

I mean, could I really pick anything else?