#aish answers stuff

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of Narnia seeing Sebastian/Eustace's name!!!

Like, that full line literally fits him so well, even the flipped implications of how his parents/teachers treat him with the Eustace/Useless pun

"There was a boy called Eustace Winner, and he almost deserved it. His parents called him Eustace and masters called him Winner. I can’t tell you how his friends spoke to him, for he had none."

I love this so much, that paragraph is absolutely perfect to describe how people around him treat him! it really was my first thought when i saw the name because the name eustace is forever burned into my brain from that book specifically

[therandompagesblog]

SKZ Mate: Chapter 4

Warnings: Hostility, anger, Bangchan keeps being woken up

Night finally came and the wolves felt calmer knowing their omega was asleep. There were so many emotions running through the house that it gave some of the werewolves a headache. The youngest wolf, Jeongin, the newest alpha, did not know how to respond to the feelings in the house. It put the poor alpha into a state of shock. The betas, however, were divided. Two of them were slightly uncomfortable at the projection of emotions that it gave the oldest beta a mild headache. The other two, Jisung and Changbin, were out getting supplies for the omega in hopes she would appreciate it. Then there was Hyunjin who decided to go on a rampage because of the triggering scent on her. So now that she was asleep, calm returned to their home, even though Chan knew there would be some tension in his home when she woke. For now, Chan did not want to worry or think about their reactions to her.

As Chan started to drift off on the sofa the two betas burst through the door, dropping their purchases to the floor. Chan couldn't help but let a growl out as he looked at the two wolves who looked sheepish. "Sorry hyung," Jisung whispered. "What is all this?" Chan asked, rubbing his face tiredly as he looked at the shopping on the floor. Pillows, blankets, teddies, more blankets. "Stuff for our omegas room, so she feels comfortable. We're going to start tonight," Changbin stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Why so many blankets?" Chan asked. "Huh?!" Jisung answered. "The blankets. Why so many?" Chan got up to inspect their purchases. "Did you max the card out... SEO CHANGBIN" "Ah. Ah. Ah. Christopher." Changbin tutted in defence, placing his hands on his hips. "I was merely doing what was asked of me. Besides, when she eventually likes us, she may want to nest in our rooms so we bought stuff for all our rooms." Chan pinched his nose and looked at all the pillows in different colours and softness. He genuinely could not believe the betas got carried away, but it seemed to be an understatement when he saw the crate Jisung was bringing up.

Jisung was proud of the items in the crate because he had everything planned for every possible scenario. He had candles, incense burners, shower products, lounge clothes, and wet wipes. He wanted to make sure she was comfortable in any scenario. "I think she will like them," Jisung said happily as he placed the crate on the coffee table. "What if she doesn't like any of this," Chan stated matter of factly. "Aish. Stop this. She is just afraid you can see that. She looks like she's been mulled by a wolf. Literally." Jisung reasoned. "And if she doesn't I'm not taking it back," Changbin argued as he thought about her growling at them for their efforts. "She's going to growl again, isn't she? Aish I can't deal with this. She's worse than my older sister." Changbin grumbled as he kicked one of the pillows. "I can't wait for Hyujin-ah and Minho-ah to meet her." Jisung snickered knowing those two were not going to tolerate it. "She's met Hyunjin. He didn't take to her so well." Chan said worriedly. Hyunjin had phased angrily in the woods, yet to return home. "At least she's met the best people first," Jisung said happily. "Get this all sorted out and head to bed." Chan alpha ordered before making his way to the sofa.

Chan tried his best to go back to sleep but the heavy-footed betas were making it incredibly difficult. He could tell they were trying to be quiet as they scurried around organising things, but they were still incredibly loud. Every so often there was a thud and 'shhh' that erupted from one of their mouths. Chan noticed that the two boys avoided going near a certain beta's door in case they woke him because God forbid he would be grumpy for a week. It did amuse Chan as he could hear their footsteps get to a certain point in the house before backtracking. Eventually, Chan got into a deep sleep for about an hour or two, only to be woken up by an abysmal alpha. "Right, what is it?" Chan huffed as he looked at the red-haired alpha who was inspecting the blankets and pillows. "What is all this?" Hyunjin complained, as he picked them up and put them back down in disgust. "For our omega," Chan said bluntly. "None of this is going in my room," Hyunjin stated as he walked into the living room with his arms crossed. "That's fine." Chan dismissively said as he lay back down on the sofa closing his eyes. "None of it is wool. It is all synthetic. It doesn't match my room." Hyunjin grumbled causing the alpha to growl and throw the pillow onto the floor. Hyunjin rolled his eyes and left the room, leaving his frustrated alpha in the living room.

It was only when Chan rolled onto his front that he felt a certain beta stand over him. "Yes, Min?" Chan grumbled, rolling over to look at the sleepy beta. The beta had his arms crossed as he watched his alpha. "What do I cook for breakfast?" Minho asked. "What?" Chan asked. "What. Do. I. Cook." Minho repeated. "Yes, I heard you. What's the problem." Chan asked. He was confused by the beta's problem. The male knew how to cook almost anything so why was he stuck? "Jisung said the omega is hostile at the moment," Minho answered like it was the most obvious thing. "You haven't slept have you?" "No, I have not." Chan rubbed his eyes, "Cook whatever you want Min. I'm sure she won't mind. Also, I would refrain from calling her omega. She seems to hate that." "But she is an omega... Okay. What's her name then." Minho asked. "You don't even know her name do you? Well, she sounds exciting." "Minho." Chan sighed out. "Alright alright, but what do I call her?" Minho asked. "I don't know," Chan answered in frustration "Alright. I'll think of something." Minho answered. Chan watched Minho walk away, muttering under his breath about what to call her. 

While Minho was making breakfast, Y/N bolted up out of bed in confusion as she felt an unfamiliar scent. She wasn't at home, she was inside Straykid's home. Everything from the day before came back to her. Her taking a metal pole to her Alphas head. Her biting her beta. Her ending up in Wolfgang territory. All of this leading to her now being in an alphas bed. How unfortunate was she? Except she was all alone in the room and wasn't next to the Alpha much to Y/N's surprise. Normally an Alpha would keep their Omega close but it seemed as if Chris wanted to give her space, which Y/N appreciated. Y/N slowly climbed out of bed and headed towards the door when she realised she was in nothing but Chris' t-shirt and boxers. Y/N knew she couldn't go around their home in nothing but a t-shirt but the omega didn't want to rummage through his draws for a pair of clothes as that would be invasive. Y/N paced back and forth until she noticed a pile of clothes on the bedside table with a note on it. 'We bought you some clothes. Sorry if they don't fit. Jisung'. Y/N was surprised she didn't hear the beta come into the room while she was asleep. Gratefully she put on the grey jumper and joggers before heading out of the room. Y/N felt incredibly awkward walking around the house. It was as if she was invading someone's home without them knowing, yet they knew she was here or at least hoped they did.

It was only when Y/N reached the kitchen that she heard unfamiliar chatters. It made her freeze. She hadn't met these wolves yet and she didn't know how they would respond to her. "You can come in. We don't bite." The voice called out, beckoning her over. There was a hint of humour that laced his voice. "Ya, it's okay." The other wolf oozed, hoping to calm her nerves. "Sorry," Y/N mumbled feeling awkward as she walked into the kitchen and saw the two beta's. One of them was casually flicking his food with his chopsticks while the other had his back to them cooking. "Do you like kimchi pancakes?" The older beta turned round to ask. "Ah, yes, yes. I like." Y/N stated awkwardly as she watched the two males give each other a knowing look. "Are you going to sit?" The younger one asked as he patted the seat next to him with a teasing look. Y/N accepted the beta's offer and sat next to him awkwardly. Her eyes looked around the room, taking in her surroundings. "Channie-ah is asleep in Minho hyungs room. He will wake up soon." The beta explained. He could see her eyes looking around for their alpha. "That's Minho hyung. He's an asshole. Not as much as Hyunjin hyung." The younger beta whispered causing Minho to turn around, his eyes glowing yellow in a threatening manner. "Kim Seungmin. I promised to be good today." Minho said slowly in a low manner. His eyes narrowing in on the younger beta as he passed Y/N the plate full of food. "Good?" Seungmin scoffed, rolling his eyes. "You are never good." "Ya! You should respect your elders!" Minho shouted, throwing the tea towel at him, and shooing the younger out.

Y/N watched Minho move around the kitchen cooking up a storm for the other wolves. He seemed to take great pride in his cooking skills, it was almost artistic. "I can feel you watching me little omega." Minho taunted. Y/N could hear the devious smirk in his voice. She wanted to argue but restrained herself. Y/N didn't want to anger a werewolf that she had just met, despite not trusting them, she didn't want to antagonise him. "I have a name," Y/N stated, causing the wolf to turn around slowly. She watched him cross his arms in amusement. "Do you? What is it?" Minho asked, a smirk rising to his face. "Come on tell me little omega." "It's Y/N," Y/N growled at him, her eyes getting more and more silver. "Eh? Can you repeat?" The beta squinted his eyes, pointing to his ear. "Since when are betas deaf? Huh?" Y/N stated as she rolled her eyes, causing Minho to stand there stunned. He had not expected this kind of attitude in the slightest. He couldn't believe how rebellious she was. She's worse than Jeongin in a rut!

Before Minho could argue his alpha walked in, narrowing his eyes at the beta, causing him to roll his eyes. "Hi little wolf how did you sleep?" Jisung shouted as he bounded down the stairs, pushing his alpha slightly. "Little wolf which blanket do you prefer? The blue one or the grey?" Jisung asked. "Uh. I don't know why?" Y/N stated nervously, unsure why he was shoving a bunch of blankets in her face. "So you can nest in my room. My room is red but we can-" "Jisung," Chan stated, putting his hand on the eager beta's shoulder. "She has only been here a day Jisungie. Please do not overwhelm her." "But, but. Ah okay hyung, maybe I'll give the blue one to Jinnie." Jisung offered as he watched the red-haired alpha come down. "Absolutely not, I'm designing the nest when I have to." His voice was brazen and lacked care. "That's never going to happen," Y/N muttered causing the red-haired alpha to snap his head up. "What did you say omega." Hyunjin challenged, taking a step forward when Chan growled lowly. His eyes narrowed in on the other alpha until he backed down, but he wouldn't.

In the end, Y/N could not tolerate the hostility and bolted out the back door in anger. She was angry and afraid. Everything she had felt yesterday was coming back to her. It made her chest tighten and her throat close up. Despite her feelings she stopped running and sat down on the grass in the middle of the garden, burying her head between her knees. Her mind was all over the place. Images were running through her head. The faces of her past pack were starting to merge with the face of her new pack. The eyes that were once blue were changing into grey. The once earthy moss smell morphed into burnt cedar. Everything was changing and she did not know what to do. It was only when she felt the presence of an alpha sitting in front of her that she looked up. "Y/N?" Chris whispered, his eyes holding concern. "You don't get it, do you? You don't get what it's like for us omegas. You don't understand." Y/N's voice was frail as she looked at him. "I know you have been through something scary. I can see that which is why I am going to tell you this Y/N." Chan said earnestly. "I would never hurt you. None of my pack will. You are our soul mate and what that means to me is having a deep connection with an omega that I can love and cherish. Someone who will care and understand my pack for who they are without judgment. In return, we will spoil and love you. We will never hurt you ever. We will never lay a finger on you in that way. I promise that to you and I know the others will keep that promise!"

[7ndipity]

Hi! Can I get BTS' reaction to their kid being trilingual and code switching (it's switching from one language to another effortlessly) constantly? Like their mom is Puerto Rican, and she taught them English and Spanish and they have a conversation with their kid where they answer something like "아이씨... 아빠! 그거 난 때문에 아니야!~ Eso fue crazy Jiwon! 현우 좋아하니까 she does crazy stuff todo el tiempo. Es bien annoying 진짜 미쳤어... 근데 I'm a good kid! Tu offspring perfecto~ so no me castigues, 응?~" (translation: aish...dad! That wasn't my fault!~ It was Jiwon! Because she likes Hyunwoo she does crazy stuff all the time. It's really annoying and crazy... But I'm a good kid! Your perfect offspring!~ So don't ground me, okay?~)

Honestly, their reactions to this would be so funny to me!

Masterlist

Requests are open

Seokjin: Just kinda blinks slowly as he tries to at least pretend like he understood what was just said, but fails because he's always like "How do you do that?!"

Yoongi: Stares at them for moment, more impressed that anything, before asking "I'm gonna need you to go over that again, but slower, please."

Hobi: Poor man's brain blue-screens like a crashed computer. He's been trying hard to learn English and Spanish but hearing it combined in such a rapid-fire secession was beyond his comprehension.

Namjoon: The least thrown by it and just kinda rolls with it, since he understood about 80% of what was said.(he code switches too, we've seen it)

Jimin: Utterly flabbergasted every single time. Does that little "ooh, oof" thing like when he saw Joons U.N. speech.

Taehyung: Proud but stunned at the way they just slip from one language to another, honestly gets distracted and misses most of what was said.

Jungkook: Thinks it's so cool! Tries so hard to keep up with them and speak a combination of all three as well, but just slower. "아니야! You know better than that!"

[enhajakey02]

Taking care of him when he’s sick

Heeseung

You came home expecting your boyfriend to play video games as always. " Hee baby I am home" you shouted right after you opened the front door. Usually Heeseung would shout back or pause his game to come to you but not this time, even after you called him a second time you get no response. After searching for him nearly everywhere you ended up finding him asleep in bed which makes you frown since he barely sleeps outside of bedtime. You sat beside him on bed which makes him open his eyes slightly. " Ah Y/n you are already back" he mumbled in a hotter voice interrupted by a cough." Aigo Hee are you sick?" you asked him worriedly. " Nah no way!" he raised his voice a little and fastly sat up on bed. " Ouch" he fell imedialtly back in bed while holding his head. You just chuckled by his behaviour " Yeah sure your completely fine" you said sacrastically. "I am Y/n,  I just have to rest a bit" he denied. You just shock your head " Then just try to sleep a bit while I make you a healthy soup". He shocked his head " just make me some ramen Y/n" and another caugh he insisted to have ramen so you had no other chance.

Well he ended up trowing it up afterwards "Y/n, lets try your soup next time and give me this disgusting medicine, you were right I guess I am sick." he said in a baredly audible voice while crawling back to bed.

Jay

This man knows exactly what to do when someone is sick so he does when he felt the first symtoms of a cold rushing through his body. You just came home and find him standing by the kitchen counter. To suprise him You sneaked up from behind  and gave him a slap on his ass. Well maybe you were too impetuous because he spilled the medicine he had measured on a tablespoon. "Aishh... Y/n don't scare me from behind, look at the mess aish jinja" you looked at the spilled liquid at  the counter and laughed " Sorry not sorry" but then your eyes felt on the medicine bottle " Huh... Jay baby are you sick ?!!"  you asked worriedly " Don't know I just started to feel some symtoms" he answered after swallowing the refilled spoon of medizin.

Well he was right, the next morning he couldn't barely open his eyes. He just felt so weak. " Jay you have a high fever" you informed him as you checked on his temperature. You felt helpless at that moment not gonna lie " I will make you those ... eh..." you've forgot what it was called. " calf wrap. It is called calf wrap and don't forget to bring me the fever medicine " he mumbled. "YAH!!  Jay you should rest" you shook your head. "Even when he has a high fever he manages it to correct me. As if he was born to act like a mom pff " you thought as you searched for the medicine in the kitchen.

Jake

You knew immediately that something was wrong. You just sat on couch beside Jake normally you would cuddle up and talk about your day but not today. He stayed away from you and he barely spoke, his eyes were clued on the Tv and he constantly cleared this thought. After a few minutes of observing him you've had enough. "Jakey please tell me whats wrong I hate seeing us like this. Why are you ignoring me!!" his eyes sweapt to you "I guess I am sick" he finally announced in a hotter voice  " I just don't want to infect you, I am sorry I should have told you right away" after saying this he started to cought like crazy.

Well he ended up staying in bed with a high fever the next morning making you drop your work for the day to take care of your sick boyfriend. As soon he had told you about his sickness he kept complainig all day long. " Y/nie... my head hurts and my throat and my nose is running constantly please help me." you singed " Then take your medicine finally!!" " No ! That stuff is so disgusting" he whined. After hours of explainig him the importance to take his medicine he finally swalloed it. " Gosh... you're even worse than a kid" you mumbeled to yourself after leaving the room. He basically kicked you out to make sure you’ re not getting sick. " I've heard that Y/n!!" he tryed to yell after you but his voice cracked.

Sunghoon

Sunghoon felt sick but he just didn't want to stay in bed doing nothing so he took a bunch of pain killers to feel better to finish his work. As you came home from work you've found him sitting in front of his laptop with a lowered head masaging his temples and groaning in pain. Right beside him was the bin filled with a bunch of uses tissues you know that he was sick and you've told thim to take a day off to recover but he just ignored your advice which made you even more worried about him and his condition. "Sunghoon baby don't you think you should at least take a break" you asked while aproching him. He turned his head to look at you his nose was completely red from using tons of tissues "Y/nie I am totally *snezze* fine *snezze* " you signed and came closer to him putting your hands on this forehead and as already expected it was buring hot. "You're having a fever! You will go and take a rest now" his lips already parted to protest but before he could say a word you shut him down by puting your hand in front of his mouth. " GO ... NOW! you raised your voice and shutted the laptop closed.

Poor boy was so shocked by your sudden reaction but followed your command. The next day he felt a lot better " Well I guess I should listen to her more often" he said to himself while grinning.

Sunoo

The night before, Sunoo complained of a severe headache but the two of you did not think that it was the harbinger of a cold. Well, the next morning you couldn't get him out of bed. "Y/Nie I'm so cold and my neck is so sore," he complained in a barely audible voice. Your heart ached at the sight of him, because he is usually always cheerful and lively. "I'm going to make you a warm tea and then get you some medicine, okay?" you asked him, to which he just nodded.

Why don't you get some sleep? you asked after watching him stare at the ceiling for what felt like 20 minutes. "I can't and besides I'm still cold Y/n" he pouted. You stared at him in disbelief, because you had wrapped him in three blankets already. But then you had an idea, you grabbed the remote control and crawled to Sunoo under the many blankets. "Let's watch Disney movies together," you said with a big smile on your face. He snuggled closer to you and said "finally I've been waiting for this all morning".

Jungwon

Today was an important day for Jungwon, as the leader of Enhypen he had a meeting with the company management about the upcoming comeback. Unfortunately, he woke up with a sore throat and a headache but even after your insistent attempts to cancel the meeting he decided to go through with it.

The meeting went on for hours and Jungwon's condition got worse and worse he just made it to your apartment. When he opened the door and you looked him in the eye you got a shock, you could see in his lazy eyes that he was not at all well. "Omg Wonie," you said and hugged him. "Y/n...I feel so limp" he only barely audibly said before he slowly lost consciousness in your arms.

After you somehow managed to put him to bed you immediately called a doctor fortunately he found nothing wrong. Jungwon should have simply listened better to the signals of his body. After he finally regained consciousness, you gave him his medicine. "What happened...have you cried?" he asked in shock when he saw your red puffy eyes. You tried to smile and stroked his cheek. "I was so worried about you.... please promise me that this will never happen again."

Ni-ki

You got a call from the guys that Ni-ki was sick and the others had a busy schedule so they couldn't check on him. Without hesitation you set off for the boys' dorm. When you entered the apartment everything was quiet so you assumed that he was asleep but he was not in his room which made you wonder. You finally found him in the kitchen. "They really called you?" he asked in an incredulous and hotter voice as he saw you. "They must really think I'm a helpless little kid." He shook his head in disbelief and drank from his cup, but as soon as he swallowed he started coughing like crazy. You immediately ran to his side, "Orange juice...". Are you serious? Even a child knows that this is not good for your sore throat! Ah jinja" he just eyed you from the side while still struggling with coughing fits. "Go to bed, I'll make you some tea and then we'll take the medicine!" he just rolled his eyes but followed your command "as if I would die from it" he just mumbled.

Well as the day got older his condition got worse and he started to vomit you helped him to the toilet and back to bed. "Y/n I think I'm going to die!" "YAH!!! Don't say that, you're not going to die at least not when I'm with you" "Thank you Y/n" he mumbled before falling asleep from exhaustion.

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[mrs-monaghan]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjBH2Mos/

Hey Shaz, i was watching this video and i noticed that Jk didn’t really say much about Jimin. There were two times when all the other members said stuff about the person whose pic they picked but Jk was silent and then when he finally answered that last question about Jimin, he answered in a very generic way and even Jimin had to ask him to be specific. I dunno but i kinda felt a lil weird about it. Is it that Jk really doesn’t know Jimin that well or did he just intentionally not want to say much about Jimin? Or do u think they might have been going through a rough patch here? Cuz whether u think they are dating or not, those are very basic things that anyone would know about their bandmates atleast so him being quiet while all the other members said stuff about each other was kinda weird to me a lil bit. The only way he really wouldn’t know those stuff is if he really doesn’t give a shit about Jimin cuz after having stayed with someone for that long you will atleast know those basic things about them. I really don’t know what to think about this clip. What do u think?

Aish. Anon u sent me the video and after reading your ask i feel like we both watched 2 different things. Man, when the vermin and antis jump to conclusions idgaf but when a Jikooker does it, it does my head in. Honestly.

Original

(@chicknbunny13 xoxo)

First question

JK answers:

Even i know that answer. Any Jikooker or Jimin stan knows all about Jimin's love for the stage. Huge thing he has in common with JK btw so of course JK knew the answer.

There was some other questions but we don't get to see JK's answers. They edited off a few member's answers to multiple questions. So we only see JK answer twice and already you concluded he doesn't know Jimin?

2nd and only other question he answered

JK's answer

Jimin interjects

So JK rectifies

All the members including Jimin, laugh.

According to my English comprehension JK wasn't wrong. He said that moment was a vacation because Jimin doesn't usually have a preference. Guess he has no issue with organising or going with the flow. And since we have it on record Jikook taking vacations together, its safe to say JK knows what Jimin likes for/during vacation.

Anon you are so busy nit picking the two answers, two! That you missed JK calling Jimin sexy

Then looking right at him

And the grunt he makes before he says that... 🤭

You also missed the part where JK picked Jimin's card on purpose. They were all supposed to pick randomly but JK checked the cards in advance and gave V the other one then kept Jimin's.

You can see JK inspect the cards before handing one to V.

Now, one could argue JK couldn't really pick himself because then where would be the fun in that? And you know what? That's fair. But I would argue a) JK has a habit of cheating in order to end up with Jimin and b) JK peaking at the cards in the first place when they weren't supposed to? Come on now. Refer back to point (a)

So!

JK was never silent. That was just the editing and we never got his answers.

The 2 questions we did see JK got both answers right.

Other members were calling each other handsome but of course JK had to call Jimin sexy. This isn't a word straight men throw at eo willy nilly. (Compare JK grunting at Jimin's photo and calling him sexy, to him shouting "sexy namjoon!" at that online concert and tell me you don't see the difference

In conclusion; this obsession with Jikook fighting every other Tuesday or breaking up has got to end.

[rinsuniverse]

I am coming out of anonymity~ I'm the creative woozi + monotone day seokmin anon^^ the seokmin one made me laugh so hard because there was part of it of him like brushing his teeth in ur post and I could just imagine him in don't lie yelling indignantly that he DID brush his teeth during the lie game. (Of course, also the legendary video of him using mingyu's toothbrush)

I have an interview for a job in my desired field on thursday, and I'm so nervous 😖 how about a woozi imagine of him supporting a s/o who's nervous to hell and back (like me)

woozi with a nervous s/o ✧˖°.

omg i've been busy with my other requests, but i'm making sure to answer yours in time for your interview today!

woozi is very logical in his help/support

he is the type to mark your important dates in his own calendar

if you're getting ready in the morning, putting on your makeup, and getting dressed well, he'd check his phone as he wakes up

for this scenario, i'll make it more specific for you!

"oh, you have that job interview today," he says, still laying in bed as he looks on his phone

"yup! i'm so freaking nervous," you say, trying to get the jitters out by shaking your arms around as you check yourself out in the mirror

"hmm, i get that," he hums, turning in bed so he can look at you.

"if i fail this interview, i don't know what i'm going to do-"

"let's not think about that, y/n/n. i seriously doubt you'll fail."

"but what if i screw up on a question? i prepared, but still."

"slow down for a moment. focus on the things you did prepare for and don't overthink the things you didn't. they're going to be asking you questions that you know the answer to deep down. like your schedule and skills and all that stuff. you know yourself best."

"true, but..."

"aish. you'll do great, don't worry about it! come here," he says, opening his arms wide in bed

"in bed?"

"yeah, just for a moment"

you climb into bed and carefully place yourself in his arms where he holds you gently

he plays with your bangs and the sides of your hair, moving them so they are in place

he gives you a quick kiss on the forehead

"i hope you do well. though i seriously doubt you'd not do well," he says quietly

"thanks, ji."

"fighting!"

"fighting."

you get out of his arms and get your things so you can leave

"make sure to eat and take care of yourself at your work when i'm out, okay, jihoon?"

"don't worry about me when you're at your interview, silly."

"okay, okay, i'm going now!"

"good luck, you'll do great," he mutters, barely audible to you, quietly adding on, "i love you, y/n."

"thanks, seriously. love you too, ji."

for more general terms, jihoon isn't the greatest when it comes to comforting you

but he hopes his "thinking rationally" helps you

and that his soft and somewhat awkward head pats will help you feel more at ease

he will check on you throughout the day with some texts

jihoon: hey, you feeling alright?

jihoon: everything going smoothly?

jihoon: remember not to be so hard on yourself and don't worry too much hehe

he's really sweet like that

he makes it seem really casual, though

sometimes he has to remind himself that he's comforting his s/o and not just a good friend

and the way he changes it to be more endearing is by physically comforting you more or adding "babe" or your nickname after his statements

in moments you're feeling nervous, he's all yours

if you need a hug, his arms are wide open

if you feel clingy, you can hold his hand or give him short pecks

if you want to just lean on him, be his guest, go ahead

he's there for you!

if you're nervous for a presentation or something, he's definitely let you practice in front of him and give you honest feedback

if you're feeling nervous because you're naturally anxious (me me me), he'd stay calm and try to give you his calm energy..?

like he'd rub your back and tell you to take deep breaths and check the facts rather than think with anxious thoughts

if you're out with him and you say

"god, i'm feeling so nervous all of a sudden"

instead of asking why, he'll pull out some earbuds for the both of you to share

and he'll play some relaxing music for you

overall, jihoon would have no problem comforting his nervous s/o!

ofc he would do it in his own, logical way

but nonetheless, he hopes to help you

if you tell him the logic doesn't help, he'll listen to you with all of his attention when he asks you what you'd rather him do instead

and he'll try his best to be the best, supportive boyfriend for you specifically

so communicate well with him!

anyway, thank you so much for the request! and OMG HELLO!!! it's so cool you're not an anon anymore (tho there was never anything wrong with that!), and it's so great to kind of meet you! feel free to request many, many more things.

i hope you do super well at your interview!! update me next time if you want! i wholeheartedly support you, just like how you've supported my writings here for awhile now! have a super good day!

(p.s. requests are still open! i specialize in woozi stuff, but i don't mind writing about other svt members! i can also do some nsfw if you want! so request whatever and as much as you want! ς(>‿<.))

[earthmoonz]

WIFEY. | EPISODE THREE (3.3)

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(MAX): Morning Cor. What’s up?

(CORA): Have you heard from Aish at all? They’re meant to open up with me but they’re not answering my calls.

(MAX): Swear? I've not heard from them but I’ll give them a ring and get back to you. In the meantime ask Sami if he can start earlier. I’ve got some stuff to sort but I’ll be in around 5. 

(CORA): Cheers. I’ll keep you updated.

[hn-yn-soo]

Mommies | J-Line

⚠G!p Warning, mommy kink, BDSM, denial, degradation⚠

It didn't really take long for you to end up like this. All tied up by Mina, sensually tortured by Sana, and the territory marker Momo. It's not new, you thought. The four of you had this going on since they saw you in one of your friend's after party, then got yourself hanging out with every members per K-Pop group, and that's when they snapped and ended to this.. Annoying but hot and sexy torture from your mommies

"Was it nice hanging out with Somi, hmm? You like how the way she danced towards you, sitting on your lap and maked out in front of everybody? Such a disgrace you are, Kim Y/n.." Mina being the softest and calmest of the three, had turned into her alter ego Sharon, the glint of softness in her eyes vanished into blank and dark gaze. The end of the whip glides along your sensitive skin that's freshly marked by Momo who's now kissing your neck endlessly, releasing a groan when a harsh slap hits your thigh, a long slash was evident on your pale skin

You weren't lucky the others weren't there to save your ass, but it's lucky to see your girlfriends become soft.. Yes, girlfriends.. 3/4 of foreign line towered over you like queens, their darkening gaze made you feel small and vulnerable, words that spat like a thousand darts but left you in arousal and pure bliss. Your plan went out as you expected, to see your babies get jealous over the Nation's social butterfly

"You didn't answer my question, dumbass.. Did you enjoy?"

"N-No, mommy.. I-I never did-" A harsh slap was thrown across your face, making you laugh, Sana smirks and bit her finger, touching herself from afar as Mina and Momo pleased you from the bed

"What was that, pup? You enjoyed?! Aish, Mina.. This brat needs to be taught how to behave, you won't receive good rewards if you're a bad baby~" Momo cooed, her lips brushing against your ear, licking under your jaw whilst her fingers teased your stuff nipples under your torn button-up. Mina had been busy stroking your cock, raging arousal evident from the redness due to the previous teasings, the tip endlessly released more of your fluids yet it wasn't enough to get you to the edge, just the type they intend to do..

"I-I didn't enjoy, mommies.. I'm only y-yours, l-let me cum now, please??"

"What should we do, Satang.. Does she deserve it?" Sana finally walks towards them, her sexy, slim figure slowly got down on Y/n, lips pressed upon lips, Sana had straddled the older girl below her, making out for God knows how long, as Momo and Mina had their own moment, scissoring just right beside them. Thank god for the huge bed, let's not get ahead of ourselves

"Be a good puppy and obey mommy, hmm? This, everything.. Is ours, not even your lips can be claimed none other than us three.. You hear, brat?"

"Y-Yes, mommy.. C-Can you untie me please? I-It hurts" Y/n's tears were unbearable, they fell from her tired eyes which Sana grew a bit concerned about but she had to keep this on. She hesitatingly wrap her hand around Y/n's neck, slightly choking her as she gave a snarl

"You dare tell me to stop, you stupid shit? We're not gonna stop until we want to.. You can do anything, watch even.. But, remember this, you can't touch us"

"I-I understood" Sana orders Momo, untying the tight knots from her wrists that were almost red from too much struggling. Momo had her turn, grinding herself onto her girl who whimpered as she neared her orgasm too early. Mina senses this and pushed the older Japanese, taking a taser and poked Y/n with it causing her to convulse on the bed

"YAH, MYOUI THIS WASN'T IN THE PLAN"

"I-I.. I'm sorry, gosh.. I shouldn't have done that" Mina waits for your body to calm, she brings you close and hugged you. She softens, she sighs in relief when she heard your faint grunts, leaving a soft kiss on your lips.. You woke up after a while, seeing Mina riding you slow, her movements reminded you of her solo performance. Yet it felt too much, you feel like you were go a lose it from the way her warm entrance grips your shaft perfectly, as if you were made just for her.

"I'm gonna cum, Y/nn."

She whimpers quietly, shying away into your neck as her body throws off from her powerful orgasm, you held her still, you cumming within her makes you feel at home. Falling into each other's arms Sana pounced onto you with Momo hovering above your face, a soft, tired smirk lifted on your lips, you loved the way they'd always share you in times of sex. They swore to let Mina first, as she's the first girl who confessed to you, and being the youngest in J-Line makes them give her the first thing in every moment

As you ate Momo, Sana grinded onto you just like Mina but rougher and faster, ending to you cumming at least 3 times Inside her. And for the fourth orgasm, Sana finally lays back with Mina and you took Momo from behind, ramming your stiff length. Momo had always been your favorite when it comes to degrading and her goddamn breasts, Sana with the best ass and sucking, with Mina being the greatest with everything including her softness and flexibility. But it's too powerful to have them all over you at the same time, too much can kill

"F-Fuck!"

"Let me cum on those tits, Mo.." She turns, displaying her fine chest whilst you rub one out, thick spurts shooting all across her chest, with Sana leaning over and licked at the thick substance coating Momo's nipple

"Ngh~~ So bad, Sana-yah"

You chuckle as you saw Momo brought Sana to the next room, leaving you and Mina to yourselves. The latter curls up to you, her cold demeanor turning soft as marshmallow, looking up at you with a pout

"F-First Chaengie, then you? I know Somi's your best friend but I'm...j-jelly"

"That doesn't matter anymore, I won't do anything bad with her, okay? Now don't be sad, my minguin.." You coo at her, she held the penguin toy against her chest, Mina gave you a soft kiss, your eyes closing from tiredness and sensitivity.

Morning came, Mina was the first to wake up. She sees her unnies having breakfast with Momo and Sana fidgeting from their seats as Jihyo scolded them for being too noisy inside the dorm with the maknaes soundly asleep

"B-But Mina's with us too! Why didn't you scold her?"

"She has rights to, Mo.. Don't be stupid" The peach pouts and sulked in her seat trying to sneak a Jokbal in her mouth which she successfully took, Sana sees the mentioned latter and gave a bright smile

"Mina-chan!~ Are you two okay now?"

"Y-Yes, thanks for the help, unnies" Mina mutters shyly, she fiddled with the hem of Y/n's shirt she wore that barely covered her short pajamas

"Come eat, I'll bring foods to Y/n, okay?"

"U-Uhm, unnie I wouldn't recommend-"

"MYOUI MINA, MINATOZAKI SANA, HIRAI MOMO?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO UNNIE?!" Jihyo's yell made the foreign line scatter to hide in their rooms, the leader coming out with Y/n full of marks, different smudges of lipsticks and scents of the girls' perfume stuck on her, and of course Y/n's teary eyes. The girls are probably doomed, facing a year grounding with Momma Hyo's punishment

The end.

[sonderwrit]

C116: Rest

I Have to Be a Great Villain - Masterpost

Author's Weibo post:

Translation: Brothers and sisters! Success at the speed of life and death! More is out, oh yeah! Here are two handsome photos, this world isn't short! There are plenty of chapters to play in~ Saw some mistakes in the update before 00:20 (accidentally updated a later mini-theater [with the chapter], so it's normal if you didn't understand it, in the future updates will come bit by bit~)

Chapter 116 translation below the cut (note: as the author mentioned, this chapter is extra long, yay!)

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Qin Xian: As long as we do everything in this book once.

QX: We'll find the answer.

Wang Yi: This book?

QX: Right.

WY: Hm, the first part isn't hard; it's just minor stuff like practicing and sleeping together. (It'll take several years to lay the groundwork.)

WY: But I'm having trouble understanding after flipping to the end.

WY: What's this disciple and master pair doing?

*Epilogue of the story*

QX: Hm. He should be sitting on his master's knees to rest. [<- originally had low EQ, now it's worse]

WY: So it's like that, but it feels kinda strange. [<- losing his memories = losing his humanity]

QX: Where is it strange?

WY: I'm not sure. 

WY: Maybe my level isn't high enough to understand the mysteries in it.

#There are no XXX enlightenment books on the mountain, so these two cultivation "geniuses" are being beaten down by their own self-study#

WY: Uuf…well, all we can do is try.

WY: (A voice in my heart keeps telling me to trust Master, weird…)

WY: Although I can't see the connection between "re-enacting the contents of the book" and "understanding what 'like' means," since Master says to do so, Master must have his reasons.

[Upright] [Upright #2]

QX: Mm.

WY: Then let's start with the first chapter. There's a while before we reach the parts we don't understand, so maybe we'll get it by the time we reach there.

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S-0: *yawns* (It's about time, the stupidity medicine should've fully taken effect by now.) [It'll make someone dumb without affecting their intelligence, so it's very convenient.]

S-0: (Although I feel sorry for Qin, he's probably too dumbed down to understand what I did by now.)

S-0: (Let's take a look.) *squeeze*

S-0: (Hm? So quiet, is it already bedtime?)

S-0: (But Nascent Soul level cultivators need very little sleep.) [This better not be a negative side-effect of the medicine.]

S-0: (I'll use my authority to check his physical condition…)

S-0: (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!)

S-0: (Why are they—sleeping in one bed?!)

QX: Who's there.

S-0: MreEEEOOOOoowwww~

WY: Uh…Master.

WY: What's wrong…?

QX: Nothing. Go to sleep.

WY: All right…Master should sleep too.

—

S-0: ……

S-0: (Aish. Did it turn into this kind of relationship again.]

S-0: (The original novel's Sword Saint Qin was a cultivator who utterly doted on his disciples.)

QX: "Seeing my disciple is equivalent to seeing myself."

S-0: (So it's very normal to see this scene of filial piety between Master and disciple.)

Cultivator*: "Daoist Qin, we have enough seating mats for this meeting. (You're a bad influence hugging and clinging to each other!)

*Judging by panel below, this is probably the sect leader Wu Jin

S-0: (But…though not as intimate as Yunshan Sect's master [Wu Jin] or Demon Abyss Master [Ren Shukuang], Qin Xian does get close to the male protagonist later on in the plot.)

S-0: (However, after interacting with the protagonist shou, he gradually discovered that the latter's venomous senior brother* was ruthless, tyrannical, and of mixed blood, so he stopped caring for him as much. In the latter half of the story, when the Daoist and Demonic forces fight, he'll realize the good points of the protagonist shou and truly fall in love with him.)

*Wang Yi's character

QX: "I don't care that you like others, I just wanted to tell you, my heart is yours."

S-0: (He became the last member of the harem—)

S-0: (And the so-called vicious senior brother who betrayed the immortal sect naturally had a bad ending…)

S-0: (His immortal bones were destroyed and he was left to fend for himself in the mountain cliffs.)

S-0: (Can they really reach that ending with their current clingy status…)

S-0: (Forget it.)

S-0: (Worry about the future when the future comes.)

S-0: (There's still time before the main mission. The Main System might even leave before long.) …meow~

WY: Master, I can walk on my own.

QX: Master feels cold, so I need you to warm me up.

S-0: (Moreover…this seems to be the first time these two interacted without either of them knowing about their "fate.")

QX: (The book was right, disciple's hair is indeed very soft.)

S-0: (No more pressure from the mission.)

S-0: (No more worrying about being separated.)

S-0: (Let S-0 take care of everything.)

S-0: (Of course, you need to pay this cat for overtime work.)

S-0: (Hmph hmph~ That reward will be—)

[Wang Yi: 17 years old, Qi-Refining Stage]

S-0: (Let S-0 see what sort of scene will happen—)

WY: Why did Master get so dirty again.

S-0: (When the blank paper System Y meets an equally blank Mr. Qin.)

WY: Bring your face here,

WY: I'll wipe it for you.

S-0: (It's really great~~~~)

QX: That's right, disciple's cultivation has already reached the zenith of Qi-Refining Stage. You can breakthrough anytime, right?

WY: Yes. I can build my foundation immediately.

QX: Mm, Master will protect you.

WY: Thank you, Master.

[Specification: In the cultivation world the levels are: Qi-Refining > Foundation Building > Golden Core > Nascent Soul > Immortal Ascension > Overcoming tribulation and becoming a god]

—

WY: Urk–

WY: ?!

*fades into past Y and X flashback*

System Y: ?!

Qin Xian: Ah.

QX: What's this?

QX: It's not the invading army.

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

aish how did I not know you also played AA oh my god

But no for real “would you really blame me for a mistake I made in my youth” is one of his most iconic moments like sir

ayy i didn't know you played AA either! they're my comfort games to me at this point, on any given day i'm in the middle of like three cases at once lmao

and yes it's SUCH an iconic moment, honestly i have to start using that excuse too because it's hilarious

[nikitaoutside]

24th August

It's the night before my flight and I've just realised: I don't have to try and fit everything I own into one bag.

My initial plan was to have one (1) checked in bag and one (1) carry-on (as well as one (1) handbag). Because I booked business class (😎) I could bring 40kg, but I didn't want to check in more than one bag because how the hell am I going to navigate SK with two ginormous bags. One big bag would have to do and the maximum weight for one bag was 32kg, so I had to limit myself. And I was struggling.

Me, frazzled and stressed: it's going to be winter in Korea, I HAVE to pack more than two wool cardigans! And I NEED 4 pairs of shoes (fancy, sporty, casual, slides)!

Me, 2 hours after drinking big brain juice: hey... Why don't I check in my 'carry on'... And use my back pack as my 'carry on'... It would be the same number of luggage because my hands would still be free...

(I had crammed the backpack, which I needed to carry all my stuff for uni/classes, into a corner of my carry on and the amount of space it was taking up was pissing me iff. The maniacal laughter I released when I came up with this plan scared xavi.)

I only ended up actually sleeping well past midnight. Xavi was laying next to me, height of comfort, clueless that I was going to be leaving him soon. It was better that way. The morning comes and mum and I take the new metro to the airport. We arrive at the check in for Philippine Airlines and I can’t see the Business class line, and I was like ‘Oh I guess there isn’t one,’ lowkey disappointed but then my mum points out the slightly hidden sign and I line up. I’m the only one in that line, and god I felt like such a pretender!!! After checking in, I have a coffee with my mum, say goodbye and make my way to security.

It's the longest line in the whole world, but quick moving. Finally I put my stuff on the belt and wouldn't you know it, I had to do a separate scan. As soon as the agent saw me, she clocked my doc martens and asked "are you wearing boots?". I said yes. She asked me to remove them.

I had to remove my boots in front of everyone!! Like I was getting ready to settle in!! And then I had to put my bare socks on the airport floor... Horrible.

I made it through, went to the gate and then lined up for the flight. It was particularly peculiar because I was able to board the flight as a business class passenger, which meant I got on first. God, is this how the other half lives?!

I get on and get to my seat. Chucked my backpack in the overhead locker. My bag was the only one in there, which felt like a waste of space. The seat itself was pretty spacious and comfy. After the flight took off and it was safe to do so, I put my seat in 'relax' mode lmao. The entertainment options were okay. They had 5 random eps of Friends and 5 of Supernatural. They also offered Meg 2, which I didn’t watch, but smiled fondly at in honour of Aish.

In business class, meals are served with the attendant first putting a goddamn cloth on the tray!!! Fancy?! First I was served an entree, mains came next and then a dessert.

OBVIOUSLY I found my attendant hot. I think the flight had a Spanish team, because I could hear his accent. Cute curly brown hair, glasses, freckles. Sooo cute! And after one of the meals he tried to make conversation with me by asking if I liked the food, and how it was. I was so fumbly with my answer lmao.

There was another funny moment where, after my mains, he asked if I wanted dessert. I asked him what the options were and he listed various flavours of ice cream and something called a chocolate dome. The dome intrigued me so I ordered it. He said "very good" and started cleaning up my tray, and taking away the cloth. I was a bit confused but who am I to question the ritual?! He then said "oh no what am I doing" and put the cloth back, all flustered. Very cute.

I tried to nap on the plane and managed it. I probably reclined about 80% and was blasted by Prachi for not lying down the full way. Her argument was that I paid so much money for my ticket, which is true BUT HOW could I recline fully?! It's so vulnerable???

I saw a man across the aisle watching a movie. The strange part was he had the description info section pulled up and then LEFT IT UP while watching the movie?? He watched the movie through half a screen???? Weird as hell…

Anyway, finally reach the Philippines, and there begins the tortuous part of my journey.

Firstly it's hot as balls, and as shown in the picture, I am not dressed for heat. I walk around trying to find the business class lounge for 30 minutes carrying this heavy ass jacket. But I finally find it, and it's gorgeous!! Shiny chrome and wood panelling. Very pretty. I find a seat against a window, dump all my stuff and go to the buffet. There was this delicious mango sago pudding... Oh it was divine and I had 3.

Secondly, I waited 8 hours there. I knew this going in, but I hadn't fully comprehended the sheer amount of time I would be sitting. My butt was working overtime trying to give me the support I needed. I managed to spend time completing a puzzle book Shirine gave me, which really saved me.

Thirdly, when the time for the flight finally came, I went over to the gate, got on the flight and saw that business class on this flight was basically premium economy on any other. There would be no 100% recline happening here.

...god, I take business class ONE time and I'm already corrupted.

Anyway, that wasn't too bad because I still managed to sleep. I ended up requesting to move my seat because I was in the last row and economy started right behind me. I didn't want to recline in their faces!! Luckily the row in front of me remained clear and I was able to shift up.

Business class is just full of strange people I guess. Because on THIS flight, across the aisle there was a man who just rawdogged the entire flight by listening to his goddamn TV show with NO headphones. It was so loud I could hear individual sounds, and if I could understand Korean, I would've been able to watch it along with him. And then behind him was this strange woman who kept making this sound as if she was blowing her nose but with NO tissue in sight?! The flight attendants found a passport on the ground and it was hers?! THIS is a true business class passenger, someone who doesn't even care about her expensive ass identity documents.

Philippine Airlines overall had great service, great takeoff and landing, and good food. Would fly again.

When I went through immigration, I was the only one because I had a foreign passport. We were given three declaration forms on the plane, which I diligently filled out. Turns out we only needed one so I held onto the others like a chump. Went and got my bags and headed for the taxi rink.

I was here. I made it. I'm in South Korea!!!

[jeru-skyrider]

is everything alright? I've noticed that you've been less active in writing lately, and idk if it's just personal life stuff but I wanted to check in. see if everything was ok

Aww, thanks for checking in! I'm alright, just got caught up in an rp server on discord. It's been great for idea-ing and for drawing out details from my more stubborn characters (looking at you, CEL Wars!)! But also awful for my story writing outside that server, lol.

(Also apologies for taking so long to answer. [*checks timestamps* two months? aish.] Consider this proof of how often I get on Tumblr. I answer my Ao3 inbox and my discord dms a lot more quickly though!)

[davidhatter]

Getting Into Knives || Hatfish

baenxietydad​:

.

“No,” Marlin answered, laughing like it was so obvious. “Not at all. He was so unhappy his first semester that instead of taking his finals he ran away to go camping with his boyfriend, aish, and I had to find out from his RA that he was missing.”

He shook his head, a bit of a disappointed dad move, as he kept working.

“Nam-min – ah, that’s Nemo’s real name – was going to school on the Merlin Magick Fellow scholarship, but since he failed all his classes and went part-time, uh, not anymore. Just as well. He didn’t care about the special set of classes Magick Fellows have to take. It was too much for him and he doesn’t want to learn about global Magick rights issues, politics, all that sad stuff like that. I sheltered him from having to experience those things by taking him from Korea after his mother, ah. There’s no gentle way to say…”

He sighed, frustrated that it seemed they were at the point where Marlin was wanting to be honest with Mr. Hatter about things. “So I won’t depress you.”

He chuckled mirthlessly and began to cut the dough into little circles. Maybe it was too soon to drop the murder bomb on him.

“Anyway, Nemo just wants to dance. I think he’s happier as a part-time student. Why would I guilt him into staying in the Magick Fellow program just because its free school? He wasn’t thriving and that’s all that matters to me. I don’t care about being happy, well-rested, having a day off. I’m okay if he’s happy, his joy is my peace. As absolutely cringe as that sounds.”

--

Again, Hatter caught the hesitation when it came to the subject of his son’s mother. He’d done it before and, again, Hatter didn’t press. It wasn’t his place. As much as he would have welcomed the information, depressing or otherwise, it wasn’t as if they had known one another long enough for him to argue against Mr. Bae’s judgement. If he didn’t think Hatter was ready to hear it then okay, maybe he wasn’t. If Mr. Bae wasn’t ready to share, then okay, Hatter didn’t have to hear it right now.

Only time would be able to tell that one and Hatter would wait. He didn’t mind.

He took in everything else as he continued to cut the vegetables, looking up in between transitions between being finished and starting on another just to catch the second of emotion on Mr. Bae’s face as he spoke.

“I don’t think it sounds... er, cringe, as you’ve put it,” Hatter said, giving the cabbage an odd look as he did since he didn’t think he’d ever heard that before. Not the word, just the word in that sort of usage. Anyway, to Hatter, it sounded like a nice sentiment if a bit...well, he couldn’t say anything against it. He didn’t have a child, so what did he know? Nothing.

“And you’ve said you bartend?” he quickly went on to say to move on from that.

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

I’ve never played Splatoon, and the average gameplay post to me sounds like, “once you unlock the gorblesploinker you can dunk on anyone who uses the splooshster or the boingblopper.”

i absolutely adore this description because even though none of those are real splatoon weapon names, they all give off the EXACT vibe of splatoon weapon names. i'm sure it does sound just like this when we try and describe splatting flipperfloppers with bloblobbers and sloshers. this feels like hearing what english would sound like to someone who doesn't speak it and i love it

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

They're fulfilling the "stuck in a box" quota quite nicely this year

they truly are, me and my family are calling it "madagascar-core"

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

I don't play splatoon, but if you told there was a weapon called the blorbo, I'd probably believe it

i do play splatoon and even i would believe it, that sounds exactly like a splatoon weapon name

blorbo

blorbo pro

neo blorbo

blorbo-matic deco

blorbo jr

blorboscope

blorbo nouveau

octoblorbo

etc