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[onemoreattempt]

Rizz test: can I get a cop or the person whose car I scraped (very much my fault) to donate to my friend’s gofundme while on the phone with them discussing insurance

[nights-at-crystarium]

behold my discord stickers

[f1ghtsoftly]

while I’m ambivalent about separatism for women *always* (especially women attracted to men), I do think every woman needs a separatist phase. For me, denial is very hard to shake when I’m dependent on a man and I know I’m not the only one. Our psychology is going to try to protect us from reality the more we financially and socially rely on men, pressing pause for a few months or years will allow you to gain a sense of independence and perspective, it doesn’t have to be the rest of your life but it you accept patriarchy is real and something that lives in mixed sex society then you owe it to yourself to try and discover who you could be without male constraints and what role you would like males to play in your future.

[dennisboobs]

Complete DVD rips of Always Sunny seasons 1-10 are up on the Internet Archive, as well as Blu-ray rips of Season 6's bonus features. Everything is included; episode commentaries, bonus features, bloopers, deleted scenes, etc etc. all episodes soft-subbed in English, French and Spanish. Go nuts.

I'll continue adding to this archive when I can, I plan on archiving various commercials and internet exclusive content from FX's YouTube channel as well, since they've been taking various videos down lately.

[phoenixtakaramono]

I swear to god you were on demon mode when you wrote the multiverse conclusion. My jaw is literally on the floor. I have to compose myself otherwise I’ll just keyboard smash my phone in hysteria.

The way you write makes it so easy to envision the scene in my head, like word for word you set it up so perfectly that I’m like oh okay so I’m really seeing all these Butchers take on one Homelander. That’s ace, that’s juice, that’s every single compliment I can think of.

I can’t wait for the sequel oh my god oh my GOD. All those HLs with one Butcher? HL on HL? The possibilities are endless. Thank you again for sharing this with us!!

This Ask is regarding this 🔞 butchlander multiverse oneshot threadfic on twitter (tumblr read version: parts 1, 2)

Thank you very much for reading! I had The Name of the Game (AO3) thoughts in my brain that are unrelated to the main story so, whilst that 135ch monstrosity is gonna take its time, I might as well offer some unofficial post-main story or during-main story spin-offs—but as threadfic oneshots so they won’t clutter AO3 and/or taint the reading experience when more chapters are added. The brainworms were strong this time, so I might as well tap into that creative surge of inspiration instead of letting it gather dust and maybe never see the light of day.

Re: the threadfic ending. I’d always planned to have the vice versa switcheroo in this threadfic (where it turns from 7 Butchers + 1 TNotG HL into 7 Homelanders + 1 TNotG Billy 😉) but I had initially been uncertain whether to include it in this threadfic itself or allocate it to a separate sequel threadfic. I saw how long this oneshot threadfic was becoming and, well, after having to essentially retype 60% of what I could recall from memory after the last unsaved 58 tweets were lost to the void, I guess you can say the universe helped make my decision, hahaha.

Fun fact: I’d mentioned this in Part II’s comments, but making it the 5 HLs from 5 of my threadfics + the 1 HL from the Truce universe transmigrated into the TNotG universe is us having mercy on Billy. Because, imagine, you’re the scummy Male Lead who has quick transmigrated (world hopped) into 6 parallel universes, and had a relationship with each parallel dimension’s version of Homelander. And upon returning to your own world, you schemed to to get together with your own world’s destined lover Homelander—and it happened, although probably not how Billy had envisioned it with HL taking initiative into his own hands drugging him and making him participate in a seven-way 0rgy to seduce him. But bam! Murphy’s Law struck, and now Billy has to contend with seven jealous Homelanders. They’re the prideful trophy wives who are reunited with the husband they’d thought they’d lost, but he’s alive, and in their eyes they equate it as him “cheating” on them with a new hot floozy (TNotG’s HL). *laughs*

It’s a lot more dramatic if I made it a reunion, so instead I decided to be merciful on our Male Lead service top and instead make 6 of those Homelanders from my other fics, so the narrative is easier to handle not that TNotG HL wouldn’t also be down for a fun time with TNotG 6 other HLs.

Essentially I am willing to serve y’all the Homelander f*cking doppelgänger Homelander scene that we never got to see, Amazon you cowards. But ramp it up a notch, and toss our somewhat nicer to HL TNotG Billy Prime into the sweaty pile of clingy, needy, h0rny affection-craving Homelanders (but ofc Billy has to pay TNotG Homelander the most loving attention and endearments to smooth his ruffled feathers because hoo boooooy, imagine the cocktail of jealousy, insecurity, entitlement, and competitiveness in that one room alone y’all this is a grownass man who’d canonically gotten jealous and had a one-sided beef with a baby).

Like^^^ tell me this man wouldn’t enjoy a seven-way selfcest g@ngb@ng 0rgy session with himself, and with a very willing diabolically handsome V-ed up British Supe patiently servicing them in that pile. TELL ME IT WOULDN’T BE ONE OF HOMELANDER’S WET DREAMS.

[professional-dragonsandmemes]

pov ur excitable emo friend opens his dsi internet browser and finds out that he won tickets to see fall out boy (including the cost of airfare to go back to 2009)

anyways LOOK AT MY GUY THAT I HAD COMMISSIONED ^w^

everyone go say thank you @howlfolk4 for designing the colors and markings and drawing him for me x3

[masquerites]

[ ... ] THE TRAGIC & TERRIBLE TWINS : KIM HAECHAN & KIM HAE-IN ⸻ I WAS BORN KNOWING YOU. ( @oblivioure )

ㅤㅤi. poem without a hero & selected poems / anna akhmotva.ㅤㅤii. moony moonless sky's 'we were put on this earth desperate hungry and willing' / fatima aarmer bilal.ㅤㅤiii. hevel / nathaniel orion.ㅤㅤiv. "a brother named gethsemane" in when my brother was an aztec / natalie diaz. ㅤㅤv. mabel: matryoshka / becca de la rosa & mabel martin. ㅤㅤvi. a crash course in molotov cocktails / halyna kruk. ㅤㅤvii. norwegian wood / haruki murakami. ㅤㅤix. lisa see.

[averlym]

lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt (but i make these high heels work)

[lesbiancarat]

I early voted today and I need y'all to know that there was a guy right outside the polling place with a real life falcon that he was showing to everyone in the voting line 🧍‍♀️

[reshirfuse]

ever just think about how much of western society esp america's "culture" is literally marketing. Independence? Marketing. Your own house? Marketing. Your own car cause you need one because your infrastructure is built terribly? Marketing. Wedding rings are necessary? Marketing. Smoking is cool? Marketing. The western culture of our infrastructure, "independence" and "being cool" is literally just marketing. None of these values are healthy. Our health and happiness is sold for money for products.

[1997berserk]

Heatsink

Pairing: Lynnmanda Rating: NR/rating may change Words: just 4518 so far everyone

Through violence we are intimate with some characters onstage in an exorbitant way for a brief time.

Anne Carson, Grief Lessons

Lynn attempts to readjust. Amanda circumventing her security systems on a regular basis makes that a little hard.

or, Lynn + Amanda survive and navigate the way their worlds have tied themselves together.

canon divergence, mild stalking, breaking/entering, medical themes, slow-ish burn, resentment, eventual maladaptive femlash sex, like we all know and love

read here

[idkmynameiskat]

not me going back through a BMTH phase

[smkittykat]

I have lil transparent gremlin Annette stickers that I’m including in all print orders, including mini prints (until I run out). Also 8x10 are now $10

[oldaussieads]

[amebelladonna]

trying to cook up an edelthea au where those two didn't go through trauma. like edelgard and her siblings were never experimented on, and dorothea has a crest and her father takes her in, but they still meet in garreg mach somehow and their personalities are different because edelgard would now be the outgoing creative girlie while dorothea would be the smartass though she still retains her love for singing. she just never got to develop it because her dad is a "NO MUSIC!" guy and makes her stick to politics (though her dad doesn't allow her to go to garreg mach for whatever reason, so she uses his cash and enrolls under her mother's surname as a commoner)