#lowered expectations
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jadeseadragon · 8 months ago
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Me trying to fill out an online mortgage application.
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sixbucks · 2 years ago
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adtothebone · 6 months ago
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“Between 8 am and 8 pm” is a doozy of a range for home service showing up. I suppose it’s still better than “between July 17, 2024 and July 17, 2025.
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smileyobrien · 24 days ago
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I really don't care where we end up as long as we're together.
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revjss · 8 months ago
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Evening Prayer - 7 May 2024
Sometimes I think it’s good to have lowered expectations. For instance, today, I lowered my expectations of what I could get done, and as a result, I was able to be a relaxed blob tonight, something I haven’t done for weeks. I don’t know why I lowered my expectations this morning, God. Was it you? Whatever the reason, I’m sure glad I did. Amen.
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sixbucks · 2 years ago
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This is the most heartwarming thing. And my heart just doesn’t get warm anymore.
I can’t think of a more winning ending than shuffling around in slippers with two dogs in matching knitted sweater vests tagging along.
I guess I don’t aspire to much.
Doggies wanna play
(via)
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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9 / 266
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rolphgunderson · 1 year ago
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I’ve now got the lowest expectations of humanity possible, I think. If I have any interaction with you and you haven’t set my dog on fire by the end of it, I’ll call it a win.
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letsnotmatch · 2 years ago
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Honestly, same
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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In the shape of you, something new.
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mumblesplash · 9 months ago
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these post-mission lectures just don’t seem to be getting through to him for some reason 🤔
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stripedstarsblueflags · 3 months ago
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if you expect a driver to be world champion material (ruthless, ravenously ambitious, selfish, psychologically manipulative, killer instinct, able to be cold hearted to hypothermic extremes, competitive to the point of aggression, values winning more than anything and anyone in their lives) and also be a completely likeable person that is entirely a you problem
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ama-a93 · 8 months ago
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warpcoreweirdness · 5 months ago
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YES my girl Mariner is messy bisexual rep
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lulu-draws-stuff · 6 months ago
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My sort of future au designs (traced/edited their psychonauts 2 renders for this) :] they are like 13 here
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debian-official · 2 months ago
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changed a username in the uptime monitoring tool but now every time there's an incident, the girl on call gets an email starting with "hello cutie~" and she gets too flustered to actually triage the issue
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