#loves it

[lambf4rm]

beep boop

[prettycsyndrome]

Happy belated Valentine’s Day.

[callmeonmyrazr]

paris hilton getting ready backstage during new york fashion week on february 16, 2001 ✨

[fancyingfinefabrics]

“i only hang out with cool pirates.”

so the reason ed sought out to meet stede in the first place is because he thought stede was cool

i know it’s a throw-away line but could it also be that simple?

sure, blackbeard hears rumor of a wealthy landowner becoming a pirate and probably thought: he sounds cool but if he’s not i’ll just kill him and take his stuff, you know pretty boilerplate pirate stuff

BUT as soon as ed sees this beautiful bizarre little man with his exquisite cashmere and secret closet and full library with two chandeliers, he’s like fuck yeah i knew this guy was cool

stede’s cool, ed likes it, and the rest is history

[crisisthegirl]

just read the third consecutive fic where kevin tells jean about the shortest-lasting war in history (it’s the anglo-zanzibar war. in 1896. it lasted thirty-eight minutes. there were bombings. i have it memorized by now). how the fuck are these two mfs so predictable?

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[beefarella]

2025 mantra: whatever.

[cry4validation]

[writrevampire]

OFFICIALLY BEEN SATANIZED

[gangsternancysinatra17]

best song eva

[callmeonmyrazr]

paris hilton at the 2003 mtv movie awards 💙✨

[serenavdwsblog]

this is me btw 🎀

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[welcxmetxthechaxs]

odette, How do you feel about Rima and Your Husband pestering eachother?

'Honestly I think is super sweet and can be really funny. It's their way of bonding with each other, and they never mean anything malicious by it! Although their challenging each other to hot foods is becoming just slightly concerning as they build up in heat factor.. I try to keep milk in the house constantly'