#lovelorne

[glorious-spoon]

no thoughts just buck and eddie cuddling on an air mattress in the empty living room the night before eddie goes to texas, because everything else is packed away or sold off, and of course buck stayed, of course he's staying to the bitter end. a six-pack split between them, but no more than that, because eddie has to drive in the morning. they're not drunk. and they don't talk much, but buck doesn't ask if he should leave so eddie doesn't have to ask him to stay even though there's only one place to sleep.

they've shared a bed before, but it wasn't like this, years ago, quarantining at the loft. something's shifted. and they both know what it is, now, but eddie's leaving in the morning.

it's too late to say anything now, so they just hold on while they still can.

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

[lamontarte]

Nicassa Lovelorn, the goblin princess ☆.𓋼𓍊🧌𓆏 𓍊🌱𓋼𓍊.☆

[thisismynamenowxpoetry]

[youdontneedhenry]

I just had the thought that in season 4, Patrick gets everything he wants for a brief moment- Eliza works with him at Nash & Sons. They’re solving cases together!

And then he gets arrested 😭😭😭 devastating.

My hopeful thought is Eliza isn’t meant to work at Nash & Sons. She’s meant to have her name above the door too, and Patrick can work with her at her/their agency. So Patrick getting arrested allows for that to eventually happen so maybe it’ll all work out in the end.

I can’t wait to see what they do together in Season 5.

[ohgaylor]

lovelorn and nobody knows? gay experience if I’ve ever heard one

[flore01]

*fans saying Lestappen ended because Max is a gossiper who believed Charles should be penalized*

Charles Leclerc on his IG: look, we're still together, although Max is going to sleep on the couch until he learns not to gossip about his boyfriend behind my back !

[adharastarlight]

Short marauders fluff, enjoy :)

☆☆☆

James always says "I love you" to Regulus. He'd pepper every conversation with it, sometimes not even consciously, he ends every call with it, every time he leaves the room. James says "I love you" all the time, and Regulus says it back, sometimes. But more times than not, he'll say "I trust you"

It confuses James for so long, but he never questions it because he doesn't want to seem ungrateful; he knows it's hard for Reg to say anything emotional or vulnerable. It confuses him for months, until he walks into Sirius' apartment and hears him and Remus just sat and talking on the sofa. "I love you," Remus whispers. "I trust you," there's a pause before Sirius continues, "that means more than 'I love you', you're safe, I trust you."

James completely forgets about the match he was supposed to watch with Sirius and runs home. Regulus can't help but squeal and break into soft, lovesick laughter when he's lifted into the air and then tugged to James' chest in a hug that is his home.

[kennico]

if someone can buy me this game, I will love you forever 😢

[papirouge]

THIS is why I started watching the Bear

Look at what they took from us :(

[sunnytobio]

“There were smudges of sweat on the face that in this light looked just like tears. It tickled her fancy to imagine Harrowhark falling asleep crying, like any lovelorn child. What a fool. What a destructive, romantic, ridiculous act. It was always a certain kind of ass who approached love like that—a certain kind of very good, very talented ass, who had been overly used to their hands on the reins and never could cope when they were taken off—nor had the personality to put them back on again.”

[grhmwtts]

how the fuck am i supposed to write nihilistic, lovelorn poetry in the attic when pink pony club is blasting from the girlie’s car outdoors :/

[somedayillbepeterpan]

You know why they didn’t add book!Colin’s love declaration on the show?

So that my baby boi have not just one, not two, but 5 love declarations (book and show combined).

Just keep it coming really.

[ficandkaboodle]

Why does God give His most beautiful, long-haired-boy soldiers the flattest of asses? 😔

[frank-o-meter]

[imagine-darksiders]

Not to be a nudge- but is Lovelorn King making a return..? •3 • y’know with all this Bowser excitement.

Oh yeah, I've almost finished chapter 2, here's a brief snippet because I just can't wait apparently :)

Bowser has yet to turn his attention away from your face, too preoccupied with blinking dreamily down at you, his nostrils fluttering open and shut around every breath he draws into those almighty lungs.

You're suddenly struck by the very disconcerting notion that you’re being sniffed.

“I see you’ve already met my son.”

Somehow, he manages to lean even closer to you until all you can see is his vast, smiling muzzle, armed to the gunnels with fangs as long as your thumb.

Swallowing audibly, you tear your eyes off those teeth and send a flat look down at Junior instead, who sees fit to grin shamelessly back at you.

“Oh, yes,” you utter thinly, “He’s a real charmer, your boy.”

Evidently oblivious to sarcasm, Bowser expels a lazy puff of steam from his nostrils, letting it waft over your face where it slithers between your parted lips and settles over your tongue with the taste of charcoal.

“Takes after his old man,” he purrs.

He’s keeping you held close enough that you can feel the ensuing thrum travel through your joined hands and spill across your ribcage.

This is getting wildly inappropriate. Regardless of whether he knows of your royal status, for Bowser to maintain this… this… proximity-! While his guards and his own child watch on?

It’s scandalous.

It’s improper.