#love uuu anon!!

[salsflore]

AUUGH I just got into self shipping and such because I realized I really love this one lil dude plaguing my mind for almost a year now

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS, I wanted to hear about your s/o’s! I love hearing people rant so you should talk about ‘em more! Go for it!!!

HELLOO ～ sorry for the late reply anon :3 you sent this in the morning (for me) so i didn’t rlly get to sit down and answer but now that i’m here so! thank you for the free ‘gush pash’ you should totally tell me abt ur main dude too!!

err unfortunately i don’t think i will have inreresting stuff to say when it comes to these things, i don’t usually have longish posts bc i just let out my bits of hatred (love) for them everyday anyways... but recently i’ve been thinking a lot about childe (obviously. he’s my main-main f/o) and just imagining our life together and ITS SO AWFUL... theres bits of zhongli sprinkled in as well and then it gets 10x worse. i am convinced this old man will be the death of me (all the fanart of him smiling or blushing etc etc its getting to me and ruining my life)

even though i always talk about punching them exploding them whatever (its deserved) theyre both soooo so precious to me and ive loved them for ages now ^_^ i’m super excited for our anniversaries, esp mine with childe since its upcoming in a momth!! i love him so so so much (fine i’ll admit it) and he’s just super important to me... a huge comfort, he’s helped me a lot in the past 2.7? years i’ve known him — i love everything about him his lore his weird ass model his gameplay his animations his voice his quests and events and his art blah blah blah GOD i am so in love with my husband, even calling him that is enough to like fuck me up lool

if you don’t know about them (good) one is a 6,000+ year old god and the other is errr some top ranking member of an organization trying to. steal thingies from said gods... childe has tried to flood zl’s city but its okay i forgive him on zl’s behalf. um... theres a lot to get into, whatever, other than that they’re both very normal and very silly!!

[harukapologist]

0105 arranging flowers together and haruka prices his finger on a thorn?

I've always loved what their dynamic could be bc haruka is rlly shy and from what we saw so was shidous son, so maybe haru reminds him of his son T■T

Very small blood tw (because of the thorn)!! And same same, especially since one of Shidou's kids really resembled Haruka imo, so I feel like Shidou is extra protective of him 🫶 Thank you for requesting!!!

Pic 1:

H: "The flowers are so pretty!"

Pic 2:

H: "Ah!"

Pic 3:

S: "They're pretty, but can be dangerous."

[nottsangel]

may i request a story¿ basically reader drinks the wrong potion (a lust potion) so it makes her very needy to the point where it’s uncomfortable so she goes to her best friend theo for help, obviously she’s embarrassed to ask him but she has no one else to ask. theo being the bestest friend in the wrong helps her no hesitation until the potion wears off.

take your times writing/ responding!! it was just a thought and i love your writing so i wanted to see what you would do with this idea,

take care love yaa xoxo

im super late but you should check out this fic by @lov3notts !!! 🩷

[dwtdog]

the fact that i havent even gone on twitter in days and also don't have a upset tummy shows so much. i dont care anymore like yes she obviously is hurt and needs help and george could've checked more but unless something insane happened i do not care and i do not care about performative ass cc's who use terf terminology and logic

amen

[sheikahwarriork]

Got a prompt for you

Dimileth Post-Timeskip pre-Gronder unplanned pregnancy

(thank you so much anon, i had so much fun writing this!! hope you enjoy it too :3 <3)

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“Fuck!”

“… Fuck indeed”.

Byleth looked up at Mercedes, biting her lips. “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!”

Mercedes sighed, visibly worried for her professor. “I think… you should at least tell him, professor. The final choice is entirely yours, of course, but he has to know”. She hesitated. “He needs to know”.

Byleth lowered her gaze. “Sadly, I think you’re right”.

The former mercenary was standing in front of the Cathedral, unable to step inside. She caressed her belly almost unconsciously. ‘You’re not a mistake. I just… I'd rather prefer you not to meet your father when he’s… like that’.

The belly didn’t respond.

Byleth was angry. Furious. She had never felt such rage, not even to Kronya the day Jeralt died. And the worst part? She didn’t even know who exactly this rage was for. Herself? Maybe. Destiny? Not exactly; destiny was Sothis, and Sothis was long gone. Him? Well, yes, of course; but not only. Biology? That one, too. Maybe especially it.

Byleth’s gaze wandered inside the Cathedral, immediately recognizing his figure, standing in front of the old Goddess statue, as he did every single fucking day since they reunited.

Okay, maybe that anger was totally for Dimitri. What did he do, since she woke up, since she found him? Kill, talk to the dead; kill, argue with Byleth; kill; and kiss her. He kissed her. He fucking kissed her. That damn bastard, who once was so afraid of his feelings he even took back his love confession, had the gall to grab her and kiss her like she was water and he was lost in a desert. He kissed her at the worst time possible because she had waited for it for so long, and that wasn’t the right time. She had kissed him back. Byleth missed her Dimitri; missed the sweet prince, missed the caring student, missed her kind friend. She shouldn’t have kissed him back. She should have scolded him, have stepped back. That… that wasn’t her Dimitri. Her lips weren’t for that… not-Dimitri. She should have gone away. She hadn’t, of course, because when Dimitri’s hungry lips captured hers, she felt… desire. Longing. Fire; a burning sensation she thought would kill her instantly. It hadn’t. She indulged in the fire, she lost herself in that fire. She was fire; she had been since the beginning.

Byleth shook her head; it was pointless to think about… that. What is done is done.

She stepped inside the Cathedral; he didn’t turn to her, his shoulders startled slightly, the only sign he noticed her presence.

Oh, the anger was back. Like a tsunami. “Oi, asshole!” Byleth shouted, unable to stop herself. “I have something important to tell you, so at least, look at me”.

Dimitri hesitated for a moment, but apparently something in Byleth’s tone caught his curiosity, since he did turn to her. He just shot her a vague questioning glare.

Byleth sighed. She thought about the advice Mercedes gave her, about what to tell him, how to tell him—

“I’m pregnant”.

It didn’t go exactly as planned.

Dimitri’s eyes widened, the hand holding Areadbhar twitched. He didn’t say anything, just looked at her for forty seconds straight.

“… Who”, he eventually said.

Byleth furrowed. “What?!”

“Who dared touch you”, Dimitri growled, his voice raising in tone.

Byleth blinked a few times. “What the hell do you mean”.

Dimitri was getting closer; he stopped a few inches from Byleth’s face.

“I’ll kill them. I’ll kill whoever dared to touch you, no, whoever dares to even look at you—”

‘Oh… oh heavens, no. He can’t be that dumb, can he?���

“What are you talking about?”

“… The baby’s father, of course”, he hissed, visibly annoyed. “Who is he”. Dimitri looked away, almost as if he was unable to hold her gaze. Almost as if he feared the answer.

‘Oh. He is that dumb’.

“Who do you think he is?” Byleth asked, almost casually. He was going to pay for his dumbness, and she deserved some fun.

Dimitri turned to her, anger in his eyes. “Don’t tease me, you! Tell me who dared touch my—”

“‘Your’ what? Am I yours now?” Byleth interrupted him, folding her arms, holding his gaze.

Dimitri gasped and fell silent. Byleth, still looking him in the eye, grabbed his hand and placed it on her belly.

“This is yours. This— is ours”. ‘You dumbass’, she also thought, but decided to keep it to herself.

Dimitri’s eyes went from their joined hands to her face, looking at her in disbelief.

“Keep in mind—I’m not asking you for help or… or opinions. I don’t need them and don’t care about them. I’m just telling you because you have the right to know—”

Byleth stopped talking when Dimitri suddenly dropped to his knees, their joined hands still placed on Byleth’s belly. It took her a few seconds to notice he was sobbing. Desperately sobbing.

“I’m sorry”, Dimitri was mumbling. “I’m so sorry”.

Yes, Byleth was generally angry with him, but she didn’t hate him. Quite the opposite, in fact. That’s why she yielded and took his face in her hands, looking at him. “Why are you apologizing, Dimitri?” she asked softly.

Dimitri startled, as he did every time Byleth called him by his name. He tried to turn away, but Byleth kept holding him, looking him in the eye. “Answer me”, she demanded.

“I…” Dimitri gasped, searching for words. “Your… child… deserves a better father. A better person. All I know how to do is kill… I have to… They… are telling me this is wrong; I do not have the right—”

“Dimitri”, Byleth interrupted firmly. “A soon-to-be-human is growing inside me. A child will be born. I will be their mother, you will be their father. Now, tell me. Who is more important? The long-gone ones, or the coming ones? Who do you want to dedicate your life to? What, who does your life belong to?”

Dimitri’s eyes were shut, tears along his cheeks. “I… want… it to be yours. Both of you”. His eyes opened. “But, tell me, professor... Please, Byleth, tell me... How do I silence their desperate pleas? How do I... How do I save them? Ever since that day nine years ago... I have lived only to avenge the fallen… How could I be a fitting father for a small creature if I can’t even please those that are already here…”

“Those are not here, Dimitri”, Byleth whispered, her forehead touching his. “But I’m here, and they… they will be soon”, she added, bringing his hand back to her belly. “You just need to choose. Not necessarily now. I’ll… wait for you; I’ll always wait for you.” Her vision was blurred. Was she crying too? ‘I miss you, Dimitri. I miss you so much. Please, don’t leave me alone anymore…’

She would wait until the end of time, if needed, to have a glimpse of her Dimitri back. She knew it, and it hurt. Because she was aware she’d never stop loving him. And, sometimes, to love means to wait. And, often, waiting is painful.

Lost in her tears, she didn’t immediately notice Dimitri’s hands softly caressing her cheeks. When she did, she opened her eyes to meet Dimitri’s resolute gaze. “And I’ll always choose you, my beloved.”

[crystallizsch]

*Taps mic*

How does it feel to be the most adorable and lovable fanartist in the twat fandom🎤

HI HELLO HELPPSSHHGHSDKLJ (I SURE HOPE YOU MEANT “TWST” AND THAT WAS JUST A TYPO)

🎤 UHHHH I’M NOT 100% SURE WHAT BEING THE MOST ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ENTAILS BUT HGDSJFKSJDL I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE??? FOR BEING SO NICE??? 🥺🥺🥺 ILY GUYS (platonic) 💖💖💕💖💕💕💕

[pawbeanies]

puppy has only been at work 2 hours and already he wants to go home i am not fit for offices im fit for looking up all cute and STUPID!!!

[tojisun]

{\_/} ( •.•) …pssst!

🎁

🍜🩹💊❤️☕️

a goodie basket to help you get better because I love you :)

HHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE 🥹🫶🏼

i am healed, rejuvenated, exfoliated. mind and throat and nostrils cleared like never before !!!

i love you back too sweetheart (so much in fact im smooching u rn) hhhdhehe mwah!!!

[jrueships]

I'm shy but you're one of my favorite people that I follow on this app. You're so funny and I wish I could be half as clever as you. You've introduced me to a lot of interesting people and ideas! Just wanted to pass on some appreciation on this Saturday night. Hope you're having a good time 🥰

THIS IS SO SWEET, HELLO????

[clarabowmp3]

Ok babes reveal urselves please 🙏

[tetzoro]

NOW HOLD AWNNNNN ace is fineeee!!! PHEWWW!!! u were right i haven’t even watched it and… im blushing :3 im so curious, have you finished one piece or are u still watching it?? (hasn’t it been going on since the 90’s :0) im actually also wondering what other animes/mangas you’ve watched teehee!! ive heard aot is good, and i’ve watched chainsaw man too!!! but ofc haikyuu and demon slayer are my babies <3 ILY MY LIL AIMSIES MWUAH!!! i hope ur doing good T^T smooches!!! <3

IM TELLING YOUUUUU !! ace is everything fr teehee forever my first op love <3 !! i am all caught up with one piece !! its been ongoing for a long time and tbh i dont want it to end lmfao i’ll miss them too much >_< !!!

aot is SO so good … i wish i could wipe my memory and watch it again for the first time bc what a RIDE !!! my fave character from aot is jean 🤭 he’s also a cutie patootie lmfao !!! i also really enjoy fruits basket, trigun & blue lock !! i started solo leveling which i’ve been enjoying but tbh im still v behind on anime LOL next up is bleach 😋💫 what’s some of ur fave animes ?? ^_^

[danveration]

I just read your Creepy Vox x reader and I love it, I just wanted to say I can’t wait for how dark part 3 is going to be! Your writing is so amazing I had to immediately follow :) I hope you have a great day!

AUUUGGH u guys shut up with the praise and compliments. i’ll die

[kissunoo]

Special random anon notice ⭐ !

Kissunoo has to be one of the best thing to happen in anon's life !

Random anon hopes kissunoo gets more love and appreciation !

anon sends love !

omgg STOPPP ILYSM ANON !! 🫶 IM SENDING LOVE RIGHT BACKKK 💗💗

[gergthecat]

You're so sweet!!

TYYYSM🫶🫶🫶🫶

[ohimsummer]

If you’re still taking requests i was thinking of another satosugu x reader

the reader and one of them (you choose whoever fits) are giving each other the silent treatment after a particularly heated argument and now the other is trying to get them back to speaking terms

love your content !! ❤️

i have another ask before this about an angsty argument and eye doooo have an idea for it :3 it'll be half smau with makeup sex after in the form of a drabble

[treevore]

Does Laura Palmer: a) snort cocaine with John Winchester, b) sneak into bed with her mother one one of the nights when she's drugged asleep, c) bring Sam one of Donna's sweaters to wear

a.) i don’t see john as much of a coke snorter, so i don’t think she’d do that, but i can see times where she and dean are together, plied with alcohol, and he shows up to join them and she very flirtatiously rubs coke all over his gums and makes him suck it off her finger while she plays with dean’s hair with the other hand and dean watches

b.) absolutely, and i think that the first few times she did it, she didn’t think anything was up with her mom and that she was just tired, but after one of the many visits from bob that turned into a full blown night terror and sarah didn’t wake up at all? laura found the sleeping pills her mom has and honestly? stopped trusting her a little bit because your mom is supposed to protect you, not drug herself to sleep and let some man have at her daughter

c.) oh absolutely, i feel like laura would assume that sam, like his brother, is into feminization, so she brings one that’s all lacy and stuff and it turns into a whole argument because she was trying to include sam, and sam feels like he’s being made fun of AGAIN for not being like the two of them