#no pressure to go off anon though omg im just being silly

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a goodie basket to help you get better because I love you :)

HHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE 🥹🫶🏼

i am healed, rejuvenated, exfoliated. mind and throat and nostrils cleared like never before !!!

i love you back too sweetheart (so much in fact im smooching u rn) hhhdhehe mwah!!!

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HI. hypmic anon im back hello. Sorry in advance for the long ass scroll of text DHDHSB. I dont think you can even begin to understand how RABID your reply made me im giggling kicking my feet rn. Its canon TO ME!!!!! ALL OF IT!!! (well almost all of it bc i dont think ramuda would keep the gifts especially if they would get in his way bc hes a dick. And i love him for it. Fake ass bastard <3) no fr he "has to be in control" are you trying to kill me genuinely. Genuine question

scenarios are. Oh gosh okay i love. Control. I want to crush him like a bug i NEED to see him crack so i dont really care too much about the cause but GOSH having to power through a shitty (emotionally and physically) day WITH the added pressure of a whole ass fake persona on top of everything else. Soooo delicious to me. Anything with him just being surrounded by people especially FANS and having to keep up the /everything/ while just wanting to be anywhere else...... im SO sick of this guy i hate him

Also also okay listen dont judge me TOO much here but i. Am coming. From the anime adaptation i KNOWWW I KNOW thats like a cardinal sin or whatever but listen i dont know enough jp to go beyond like, the first few cd dramas and i DEFINITELY dont know enough to tackle the drb game (can we have a localization im actually on my knees begging) and i did catch up on a few of the cd dramas but i never got to dh and bat.... But the anime did just get to them. Dh seem very. They seem very. (<- a person who got into hypmic bc they saw art of sasara and thought they would like him)

ANYWAYS. That is to say i might not know them too well YET but I WILL STILL!! CONSUME ANY AND ALL HYPMIC CONTENT!!! So rest assured there is an audience (albeit small) and also im gonna shout out the anime adaptation omw out bc listen that shit is so fucking bad its so funny. Who greenlit them for a second season im crying

To finish this word dump off, i will offer up another little scenario for matenro which im gonna assume are the mtr in your tags (and sorry in advance if its a typo and you meant mtc and im just being dumb) specifically some domestic hifudo bc i still CANNOT believe they canonically live together like are you kidding me. Anyways im putting peak himbo hifumi out of commission bc of some virus that has been going around in his workplace. And doppo is fucking fighting for his life bc hifumi always does all the housework and cooking (CANONICALLY. im never getting over these two) and 'oh my god what does a sick person even need like are you joking ive never taken a sick day in my life and you expect me to take care of another person????' Ft jakurai on doppos speed dial trying to calm him down bc its really not that bad

HELLO AGAIN!!!!!!!! holding this so dear omg...

You are so right in all of it !!!! Admitidly I like DH bc they're very silly. Thr anime id so bad but i hold it so dear bc so is the game. Hypmic at its essence is just. Lovably terrible.I was lucky enough to be able to read a lot of the manga when slug still had it up so I do know a lot more more than the anime puts out !!! The anime is silly though love it

I really wish they'd come out with an arb eng but bcuz there's not many western fans my hopes aren't high 😔

ALSO I love that scenario so much... domestic hifudo is so dear to me I love them so much. Hifu being taken care of for once instead of bring the one that always takes care of others they make me emotional

[killa-trav]

im curious what did you make of today’s game? bc barring the fight obviously, i think it went well, especially the first half? im so happy for marcus, he really is the best player in the league right now and deserves all the praise, but it wasn’t just him who did a good job today. fred has been great in the last couple of games, its crazy how much hes improved, and licha and varane were perfect in defense. also while obviously the red card was completely unnecessary i think it showed an interesting thing bc the situation on the pitch changed drastically and it was a very stressful twenty or so minutes but they managed to withstand the pressure and still end the game with three points. and they kept the situation from the last game against palace from repeating itself even though it seemed very probable so that’s progress. overall i think it was a good game just not for our collective mental well-being lmao. and it will be exciting to see how sabitzer does in casemiro’s absence, it’s true he hasn’t played much with bayern this season but he was great back at leipzig and from what i personally saw of him in bayern’s ucl group stage matches a few months ago that bayern all won i think he was solid, too. anyway sorry this has gotten so long im really curious to see what you think! ❤️

omg anon u reminded me i didn’t do my post match analysis so i’ll do it here instead:

okay first of all i missed the first 30 minutes bc i was very disorganised n was making food n kinda forgot united was on 😭

anyways from what i saw, again solid performance all around. lisandro martinez wow he really went full butcher today and i truly think he will improve so much more and become a full vidic regen just without the height lmao but what he lacks in height he makes up for in superb defending

marcus rashford has a very unhealthy addiction to scoring and i’m encouraging this addiction because u can’t tell me with a straight face that he isn’t the best forward in the league rn, heck he has more goals than liverpool and chelsea combined

fred post world cup and even before tbf has been absolutely unreal and it will be interesting to see how he plays with sabitzer for the next few games. onto sabitzer, yes he didn’t a good job at bayern but if u look at him from when he was at leipzig the dude was fucking insane n he will fill the gap perfectly that has been left behind cos of eriksen being injured

now onto casemiro: boy oh boy is that a man an icon. should i be mad he was a little silly and got a red? yes. am i? no. only bc have an inform fred and sabitzer who looks very exciting and also mctomfoolery is injured so not like he’s going to be playing soon. i get why ten hag subbed garnacho off bc like we needed to be on the safe side and not lose this game but i feel like those 20 mins were by far the most stress i’ve had in a while watching united. we was so sloppy after casemiro got sent off which is expected when ur down to 10 men but we held it together n im glad we did

overall a solid 6.5/10 minus points bc the fans especially in the first half were so abysmal n im seeing on social media that tra hasn’t been as good recently which is a proper shame.

onto leeds on wednesday next up the reds

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hey catte can i just send in a thought 😔😔 naur bc i feel so bad i have my childe zhongli and kaeya all triple crowned and yet their damages, although decent!! is very low compared to other players UHUHU its very silly to be slightly upset at it but i just keep unconsciously apologizing to them everytime they dont hit crit/high dmg JDJJDJDJD

but I'd like everyone to just imagine, say that ur in this same scenario, that theyre all just cheering you on as you grind their materials and artifacts for them, either modern au or in game meta kinda au. them being very huggy and sappy and a kith on ur forehead bc you've worked so hard for them (then bonk u gently because theyre all doing decent dmg, ur too hard on yourself...) akjdkdjdkdjjd sorry im very emo for them rn, this is how i cope rip JDJDBDNDNNFN

also can i be 🧶anon? or conyo anon HAHAHAHA ive sent in asks on non-anon before but sometimes with long stuff like these i become very shy KSJDJDNDN

pls omg that's literally so cute ?? ajsdnask Them being so overwhelmingly supportive and sweet, and being so thankful that you're willing to invest so much time and effort into them <33

and the soft kiss w/ the hugs and the fluff omg pls I'm gonna CRY 😭 /pos

Pls feel free to cope more in my inbox I encourage it this was so cute to read HHAHA

Lil blurb bc i got inspired <3

⠀"Childe," You call, handing him a new flower, one that had taken ages for you to get your hands on–– your body still hurts from having gone through the dragonspine domain too many times, and your eyes are practically drooping with exhaustion. "Here you go. I hope it's good, or that you can do bigger damage with it. I'm sorry I couldn't get it sooner," you sigh, unable to look him in the eye.

⠀A hand comes up to ruffle your hair though, gentle despite its weight, and annoyingly messing up your hair.

⠀"Why are you fretting, comrade?" He asks with a pearly white grin. Kaeya and Zhongli come up behind him, curious. "Though I'm grateful for the upgrade, there wasn't anything wrong with my damage before, was there?"

⠀"I– I mean, no, but––"

⠀Zhongli takes one of your hands, holding it gently and running a careful thumb over the scrapes and bruises. He tuts. "The effort you have put in to raising our talents and giving us our required materials is already more than enough. We are grateful that you've spent your highly-sought materials on us already, and our current damage is no fault of yours, nor is it a problem that requires fixing."

⠀"They're right, you know," says Kaeya, carefully taking your weapon out of your hand. You hadn’t even realized you had been close to dropping it, too tired to notice the tremble in your limb. He wraps his other arm around your shoulders, gently guiding your group in the direction of some rest. “Our current output is more than enough, to say the least. You shouldn’t trouble yourself overthinking something like this–– you’re working so hard already and practically exhausting yourself for our sake. We wouldn’t want you to collapse on us, now would we?”

⠀There is a chorus of agreement from the other two as they come to walk beside you two. With Kaeya’s warm arm wrapped around your shoulders and your face half-tucked into his feathery collar piece, the bone-deep exhaustion from hours of farming the domains rears its head and it suddenly becomes difficult to keep your eyes open.

⠀Kaeya coos from above you, and you can distantly hear Zhongli encouraging you to get some rest and that you’ve deserved it after a long day. The last thing you’re aware of before nodding off is ginger hair brushing your cheek, a soft pressure against your forehead, and wishes for sweet dreams. 

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wait omg what are the canon endgame wof pairings you DON'T like? 👀 no pressure of course, im just not a fan of several of them either and im interested to hear what you think :]

honestly most of them?? like idk 😭

ripnami for one is just odd to me. like i don’t dislike riptide but there’s an age difference and a like, immediate love type thing, and the romance is just sorta Boring and Annoying imo?? maybe that’s just cuz im gay though

starflights whole debacle was ATROCIOUS. like i understand why he mightve had a crush on sunny— she was like one of the only other people he knew growing up— but they were all essentially adopted siblings and she obviously felt platonically towards him? and then fatespeaker was brought in, and one part of fans hated her for replacing sunny cuz they shipped sunnyflight, another group of fans hated her for obviously being practically written AS a sunny replacement, and then the last third just fiercely loved her out of spite. so like. starspeaker is Cute, sure, but it just feels like a weird work around to the supreme awkwardness of sunnyflight.

clay and peril? ehhh. clay seems like, SO aromantic to me, so that’s one reason i dont like it, and the other is just. peril as a character always felt like she was handled weirdly. like im not sure if she was a good concept poorly executed, or a bad concept that sort of followed itself through well, but either way my feelings on her constantly go back and forth. i get that she’s probably just like, genuinely mentally ill, but i don’t think the author really represented it too well? but at the same time, i don’t think i’m one to talk on the rep of people like that. (is sociopath the right word??? i literally don’t even know). basically it bothers me how she swings from like. yandere to hilarious older sister character. i love her, but i also feel weird about her. she’s like a girboss in a bad way.

glorybringer… okay theyre really cute, it’s just their development feels a little silly to me. then again, it’s a children’s book. also there’s an age difference, although idk how much that counts for dragons??

moonbli: i hate moonbli okay. they dumped qinter— one of the Only Well Developed Ships— for moonbli. ive ranted before about how much i hate the winter-qibli-moon love triangle, but GOD it’s so bad. like— in book six, moon is fascinated by both the boys. winter treats her like shit, but she can hear that in his thoughts he actually thinks she’s incredible. qibli is nice to her, but he’s like, super sus for some reason. moon actually TELLS DS that she doesn’t like either of them, but she Must pick one because her futures say so? like UM??? (she’s aromantic but denying herself or something) meanwhile in the winter pov book he’s absolutely tortured by guilt and his abusive family, so eventually he breaks off to find moon because he feels bad for treating her bad cuz he’s in love with her. also they have some Moments together. then in qiblis book, he’s also in love with moon, but spends the entire book bonding and flirting with his roommate winter! who is no longer an asshole now that he’s broken off from his family. moon is busy hanging out with some 2000 year old guy who attempted literal genocide, but it’s okay because he’s sad. anyway after like 200 pages of flirting, winter and qibli meet up with moon again and they’re happy because they’re both in love with her or something. except winter is upset because moon is defending the guy who tried to genocide his race and is going to do it again. moon and qibli decide this makes winter the biggest asshole in the entire world, abandon him, and then defeat DS together without him. then moon decides she “chooses” qibli and moonbli becomes canon and they leave winter in some random ass town. like? WHAT THE FUCK??? and we’re supposed to enjoy the moonbli ship :|

like no fuck off and PLEASE give us aromantic moon and mlm qinter please. THERE ARE NO CANON MLM RELATIONSHIPS. and im not just saying this cuz im a gay guy, like qinter legitimately had so much good development throughout arc two and then they get dropped like a hot potato

and then finally we have… whats left, turtlejou? i could take it or leave it ig. too much weird magic stuff there. i would actually maybe prefer turtle and peril just because they’re Actually Friends and their dynamic in book 8 was cool and way less creepy then cleril.

sundew and willow? they're cute but ive seen the mean lesbian and nice lesbian trope many times and they just didn’t pull it off too well. still better then 90% of the ships here though.

SORRY THIS GOT SO LONG I HAD A LOT MORE TO SAY THEN I REALIZED…. IF THIS SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE ITS AIMED AT THE AUTHOR NOT AT YOU ANON