#love this wet rat of a character

[akascow]

so i fucked around and made an Adam Stanheight doll

Adam Faulkner Stanheight from Saw 2004

🪚🩸🚬⛓️📸🚽🔑🫶🏻

(fake blood warning)

[discountsoysauce]

Watching the Hamrat stream and why is Scott being such a dick to Catpo rn I'm dying

Quotes under the cut for funsies

"No you see I get that because I seen Apo having a fun time and I also had the urge to punch him."

"I'm so glad that you don't like me having fun. I'm glad you hate my existence."

"Yeah. I'm so glad you could read between the lines, I thought I wasn't being obvious enough. Whew. I was really worried I was too subtle."

"If I could put you in a hole and then cover you with dirt and let you suffocate, I would."

"See, the issue is, I don't think you're strong enough to dig a big enough hole, or to put me into the hole."

...

"Ohh, okay I thought you were just like- poor."

"No. I'm sorry, but out of the both of us, looking at who's dressed in what, I don't think I'd be the one who people look at and think is poor."

"Excuse me, I have a broken key."

"That's not the only thing that's broken about you though, is it?"

...

THE WHOLE POTION SEQUENCE

"The issue is, Apo, you should try to outwit someone on the same level as you."

...

Not Scott but honorary funny mention

"Who is this???"

"This is Ethan."

"WHO IS ETHAN??"

[puushkinns]

happy birthday to my little freak 🤤🤤

[stevethehairington]

ALSO you know what i find just absolutely wild? how few people i see talking about patrick zweig. like. maybe im just missing it, but it seems like EVERYONE is talking about art and going on about what a sad puppy dog art is — and that's TRUE that's SO TRUE — but you know who is an even BIGGER sad puppy dog? who is even MORE pathetic and sopping wet? PATRICK FUCKIN ZWEIG PEOPLEEEEE

[constantineshots]

the opinion for today is that john’s never really needed to be fixed and pairing him with any character for the sole purpose of “fixing” him belittles both the character and john himself. john does care a lot for people, but a lot of people want to ‘fix’ him in ships when in reality, he does care. he can be a great boyfriend who understands boundaries ( as shown with kit, for example, and dani ), but he does run away when he thinks that significant other might be in danger because of him and he’s aware of that fact ( like with oliver, in the newer constantine: the hellblazer run ).

is he an asshole? absolutely. but does he need to be ‘fixed’? no. he’s fine. he’s a decent guy, who’s willing to do just about anything for his friends and feels immense guilt if anything happens to them. he’s never needed to be a hero. he doesn’t want to be a hero. don’t force his hand into being one in the dc universe. keep him his little chaotic neutral self. has he saved the world? yes, but it’s more of a “well, no one else was going to do it” mentality and at one point, he only saves the world because there’s a lack of cigarettes and the shipments of cigarettes weren’t coming in, but that’s also because of his “well, i keep saving the world, and it keeps ending. there’s no point anymore”. poor guy, honestly.

anyways, in sum, i don’t like the whole “they can fix him” ships with john. i think it’s demeaning. can someone be with john without needing to fix him please. thanks.

[manofthepipis]

Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if another Addison somehow went down the spamton route and become a puppet. Like Clicks or something. The pink one witnesses the horrors.

you know i think about that too however i'm cautious about "role swaps" in fandom cuz i'm so used to like the personalities of characters being swapped rather than the roles that were intended

cuz like spamton is the best target for what happened to him. He's beyond desperate, he's the black sheep, he's smaller and isn't successful, whereas the rest of the addisons are the opposite of those things. If the roles were swapped and another addison got picked, I think they wouldn't fall for what they'd think is a "too good to be true" scam, seeing as they're cons themselves. They may doubt it when they see what happened to spamton, but truly they wouldn't be swayed.

OR in the event of one of the addisons ACTUALLY getting to "big shot"dom, top of the mansion, untold riches, etc, they'd fall back when the irons get too hot (like they wouldn't pursue more knowledge, spiraling into religious insanity, but would just focus on sales and their profit/reputation). That, and if their benefactor left, they'd be able to hold their ground (or at least somewhat) while spamton is destined to crash and burn because he just is a really obvious con and his businesses fail regardless.

like, spamton lost the idea of the value of money, instead favoring the things that can make him [[Big]] like the Soul. As soon as he had everything in the world, he wanted more, and I believe this hubris is unique to him because of how much he stands out. He's never satisfied, and will continue to be unsatisfied until everything that was meaningful to him has lost meaning in the pursuit of something grander.

What would be REALLY messed up is that, if that happens and one of the other addisons is chosen, I still believe spamton would end up failing big time, since he was found at the end of his rope presumably (but this time he doesn't have Heaven as a motivator). Thinking of him being the little white addison in the streets nobody associates with, and he's still doing his whole "garbage living" thing except while relatively sane and still his ol addison self. He's bitter and down on his luck, going to shadier means of making a name for himself, and it's not great to see

[kosmicvoid]

in many ways i am like a nervous house cat

[sparkyblizz]

I think everything I'm interested in needs a Hallmark Christmas movie parody. Pascal/Nervous fic that just has the Hallmark Christmas movie plot except it lampoons it to hell and back

[soulfirespam]

My very tired but very determined Scout rogue from the current DnD campaign I am a part of. Theros based setting.

She may be cursed by one of the gods but she is very determined to help!

Work done by the fantastic

[zartha-z]

Tfw you think the pathetic looking old man would be the easy target in the party and then he starts casting Eldritch Blast at the Highest level ( he was literally crying about being in battle 20 seconds ago)

[lambden]

I know everyone has already said this but oh my . fucking god they really listened to what the netflix fandom wants huh

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

I have never not picked the option to want to lay down in bed and eat ice cream all week after getting dumped by mortum

[arolesbianism]

Wendy 💥

[bearsgrove]

im not even third of the way through but the batman (2022) is one of the coolest movies i watched in a While

[stevethehairington]

finished the terror show! and i gotta say — probably not a surprise but — i liked the book better. tbh i don't think the show was long enough. like the book was SO long and despite the slow moving pace it had SO much packed into it, and i think because the show was only 10 episodes it ended up having to smush a bunch of things together and skip out of others and that totally took away from it. don't get me wrong, it's a decent show! but i think it had the potential to be even better if they'd gotten to like, take the time to faithfully adapt the book.

also there was not enough tuunbaq!!!

[teenagefeeling]

the way i will make everything about my little daydream universe ocs. blorbos from my brain are more potent than any character that exists within the confines of "writing"