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writing down my thoughts on mag 59 just feels like another one of god’s sick little games.
#tma#the magnus archives#mag 59#kill me now#loved the episode but#there’s just SO much to talk about uuuuuugghhhhhh#i’ve hit rock bottom in terms of sanity#love this podcast forever and always#but why must it punish me for my hubris like this#i lost a big chunk of my initial draft due to a saving error :(#at least my theory about the box was right let’s fucking gooooooo
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Chapter 60 if it was good
#god neige not quite dead you are not helping me beat the allegations#they have the same name#they look THE SAME. so funny to me always forever#what if you went into the vampire bar and saw an older version of your whatever simon was to him at that point#to be fair also i do love chapter 60 its my favorite one in the book#also this is technically plausible all things considered i think#carry on#carry on series#simon snow#baz pitch#snowbaz#simon snow series#not quite dead#nqd#not quite dead podcast#neige nqd#casper nqd#casper novotny#not for eira
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in case anyone worries that I just said I've discussed walrus fairy with my partner for two hours, it's not a fight discussion, we're just two autism-bained academia suckasses and we LOVE getting into long profound discussions, and right now is "how the fairy/walrus dichotomy of humans reflects their stances on religion (my argument, I vote walrus) and ultimately proves how dangerous thought patterns lead to the prevalence of scams (his argument, he votes fairy)
#everyone in both families is always so thrilled that we found each other to finally leave the rest of the family members alone#one day if everything goes wrong in our lives we can always start a podcast lmao#neither of us shut up ever and I love us#im tagging all posts about this with#walrus fairy poll#so that I can bring this up to friends later at parties hahaha#oh my god this subject and our drunk also debate-freak friends are going to fuel HOURS#like Im gonna say possibly twelve?#once at a party him and one of our friends stayed up ALL NIGHT discussing with a religious bloke who believed in miracles#and by all night I mean the party ended and I had to sleep over at the homeowner's couch because they talked until the sun was up#we arrived there at like 10pm and we left 8 the next morning#and the discussion was not over#so believe me fairy walrus is gonna last FOREVER#They've spent 3 or 4 hours last time discussing the effectiveness or harm of farmers killing snakes out of fear
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Not to be all "this is an Only Murders in the Building blog now" but apparently since yesterday I have reached a point of no longer being satisfied with being part of a two-person fandom irl with my sister and I need to Discuss things with you all.
Anyway. Currently thinking about how Theo Dimas is a) Greek and b) Deaf—both cultures that are very physically demonstrative—and that he is. Like that.
#I love Theo Dimas so fucking much#the poorest and littlest of meow meows#haven't we all committed accidental manslaughter and allowed someone else to go to prison for it?#have we not all in our time robbed valuables from dead people's bodies?#and consider this: he was very sad about it#and he is so sweet and has such a delightfully quiet and affectionate friendship with mabel#who he kidnapped that one time and who wrongly accused him of murder on a podcast that lead to his arrest#neither of which they hold against each other because they are fellow traumatised disaster millennials who haven't got their shit together#also I think maybe they should kiss about it???#because he has stuck around a lot longer than any of her canon love interests#and! she is learning asl so clearly values the relationship and wants to make it easier to communicate on his terms#and mabel is famously guarded and slow to trust#(but also a real 'once my walls are down I will love you forever' type)#so her being like 'I want to talk to you and I want that enough and to do it often enough that I want to meet you half way#and not just expect you to always lip-read and write things down for me#because I don't want understanding me and being understood by me to be as much work as it would be if I didn't make any effort to sign'#is like... a very significant indication of how she feels about having theo in her life imo#also they are both very cute and ping bi4bi to me and honestly that would have been more than enough for me#only murders in the building#omitb#omitb spoilers#only murders in the building spoilers
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finding a blog that posts cool art music and fashion: 😁
all the other posts are reminiscent of 2014 "pale blogs", full of "ballet aesthetic" adjacent images, very pale thin women's bodies / exploitative model photography, childish anime girls in sexy poses with meme text over them, and text posts from op talking about dieting and skincare: 🙁
#this might sound extremely specific but i s2g i always see this shit on the blogs that show up on the 'in your orbit' thing#and that's kind of insane considering how much of that shit i have blocklisted and how meticulously i try to filter through before followin#and it's esp disappointing when i see this kind of blog is where a cool mutual of mine is reblogging from#i hate being so closely adjacent to this stuff like COME ONNNN i am trying to live in a bubble over here man this is why i'm not on tiktok#and yet i still can't escape the red scare podcast ass aesthetic contamination leaking onto my dash#like this is why i'm just gonna have to stay on my nerdblogging shit forever because it's the only way i can use social media without#having to be subjected to like weird covert proana posting and unendinggggggg obsessive conversation about 'beauty'#i used to be one of those annoying ass fandomblogger turned normie talking about skincare all day and it was the lamest thing i ever did#get real and start blogging about yaoi before i kill you <- joke#ok i'm getting mad on the internet this is bleak i need to go take a walk and look at the stars and the moon and then delete this xo#hashtag spread love hashtag love wins
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idc i love the bbc they’re just sooo cute 😭😭
#stream#like omg i LOVE the you’re dead to me podcast it’s sooo funny i ADORE it it’s always SO nice it’s SO refreshing#SO CUTE#greg jenner i forever stan !!!!!!
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I’m home sick and starting a new knitting project, so I’ve been listening to the Lubber’s Hole podcast while I work. I get now why people develop parasocial relationships with podcast guys. I know nothing about Mike and Ian but they and this blanket I’m working on are my new best friends.
#they simply have very nice calming voices#and their enthusiasm for their subject is very genuine and lovely to hear#its also nice to hear them appreciate the same moments in the aubrey-maturin books that I do#I like the idea that books can reach very different people in similar ways#also their special guests are always great#it’s like listening to a well-designed lit analysis course or something except more fun#also this blanket is so fun#I’m doing it in four colors and planning on practicing a bunch of different stitches with it#so it’s gonna have a funky texture#it’s also gonna take FOREVER bc I’m using 4-weight yarn or whatever it’s called and this thing’s gonna be like 85 inches lmao#but the whole reason I got into knitting was to have something to do with my hands while I watch movies or listen to podcasts#the actual projects are just a bonus
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Watched a podcast that noted that cram/p twi/ns was made pre 9/11, which is why the odd social commentary sandwiched in between all the senseless toilet humor makes the cartoon seem so very jarring now
#I fucking lov hearing ppls thoughts on this weird ass cartoon that i love so very much#So coming across that podcast was nice#CT feels like a cartoon where you are truly rooting for no one#Except. i am very much like lucien so I was always rooting for him :B#Wayne may be my favorite yes but. Lucien deserves way better than hiz shitty family and town#Was it intentional? I think wood did introduce such dark themes in his cartoon that has like. Fart jokes and “haha girl pantZ”#I can never tell if lucien is a mockery or an underdog the author wants us to root for#Maybe both...#Its just so weird i love this cartoon i can talk about it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-#Ct
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I rly don’t see anything like. Overtly romantic happening between coop and Lucy until he finds out about his family. Like that is def his biggest priority and sure I could see feelings developing along their travels, and hella tension and maybe some physical expression of that tension, but romance is still v much not a goal of coop’s. Whatever he may end up feeling (in like the actual show) I 100% see him swallowing bc it is simply not the time.
And then even after that depending on exactly what goes down, he def is not thinking at any point that Lucy would want that with him even if that became a realistic possibility. She could tell him she does and he’d think she was an idiot lol. It will take a long ass time for him to express any feelings and rly only at a point where he feels they’re reciprocated to some level and feels like he’s sufficiently done enough to deserve her returning his feelings.
#.headcanon ( looks like chaos; but there's always somebody behind the wheel )#I mean this is also how I approach it in my writing lol#but like just bc I’m#yelling abt them#being in love all the time#does not mean I see this being in the show like next season or smth#bc I def don’t#I listened to a podcast once that talked about like how to keep#viewers for a show with a romance and the execs were like ‘the show is over if they kiss’#and tbh they’re not wrong lol. house was dead in the water after huddy kissed#so I could def see them dragging that out for a while#and it’s so legit!!!#it would take him forever!!! to be okay with that!!!#like even to the canon of this blog they make it to new Vegas; hit a wall; go#back for norm and STILL he has expressed nothing of his feelings for her lol#they’re just. fucking regularly HAHAHA
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what's a soft launch? - fc43
summary: fraco's girlfriend wants him to soft launch their relatioship but franco has no idea of what a soft launch is. based on this request
folkie radio: ANOTHER FRANCO SMAU !! i'm currently working on a long franco fic so consider this a little treat while i finish that one👀 i hope you enjoy!
MASTERLIST | PATREON
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yourinstagram im the proudest girlfriend in the world because my boy is officially F1 DRIVER !! 🥹 go crush it my love 💙
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yourbff cuties 😍😍
username1 vamos franco !!
username2 ahhh congrats franco
username3 you’re officially a formula 1 WAG now how cool
username4 don’t forget me when you become the next alexandra saint mleux
username5 yaaayy for franco
username6 my favorite couple before you get viral
francolapinto te quiero hermosa 😍😍❤️
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francolapinto VAMOS! excited for my first race in monza this weekend 🇮🇹
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username1 YAAAS
username2 hello ???? he’s gorgeous
username3 UMMM i was sad about logan but look at THIS
alex_albon 👏👏👏 Welcome !
landonorris let’s have some funnn
username4 IS HE SINGLE????
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williamsracing 💙
username5 I HAVE MY NEW GRID CRUSH
yourinstagram 😍😍🤤 my man
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yourinstagram cheering on my baby from home 🥺💙 VAMOS FRANCO !!
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yourbff YAYYY💘
username1 vamosss franco
username2 get your paddock passes girl
username3 gorgeous 😍
username4 we need your WAG debut
username5 🙌🙌🙌🙌
username6 i need that hoodie !!
francolapinto 😍😍😍
francolapinto i miss you so muchhh i love you
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francolapinto Que dia inolvidable… thank you so much for this opportunity 🇦🇷🤍💙🥹
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username1 KING
username2 franco colapinto consider me your fan
username3 HES SO DAMN HOT
williamsracing VAMOS 🙌
username4 LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN
username5 i can’t believe a man THIS hot is single
charles_leclerc Welcome 👌👌
username6 i bet he’s on raya and i’m not giving up until i find him
username7 both him and lando being single.. paris is my favorite city
username8 FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
username9 how long until he starts dating the journalist that kept flirting with him
yourinstagram 😍😍😍
yourinstagram mi amor ❤️
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yourinstagram a few days of rest and relaxation with mi amor 🥰
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username2 my favorite anonymous WAG
yourbff my babies <33
username3 😍😍😍
username4 girl when are you going to the paddock?
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francolapinto I love youuu😘😘😘
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f1gossip During Williams' latest podcast episode, Alex Albon joked that Franco Colapinto's superpower was "his ability to charm all the ladies everywhere", Franco said that no one is charming him because he has a girlfriend 👀
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username1 HUHHH
username2 franco is so strange
username3 i know his ass is lying
username4 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE MOVIEEEEE
username5 sometimes i don't understand what's up with him
username6 watch him flirt with all the interviewers tomorrow tho
username7 NOO FRANCO YOU'RE SINGLE
username8 he's lying his ass offffff
username9 pics or didn't happen
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yourinstagram my first grand prix weeked. no biggie im ready
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username1 yayy about time girl!
yourbff HAVE FUN and don't forget to send me pics 💕
username2 my favorite WAG
lilymhe welcome to our silly world 💙
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carmenmmundt So nice to meet you sweetie!
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username3 you're going to change us for your new wag friends
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lilyzneimer 🤩
francolapinto My girl and now everyone will know 😉
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williamsracing Love is in the air in Austin 💙
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username1 OMFG??
username2 NOT WILLIAMS EXPOSING HER INSTA
username3 WAIT i saw pics of franco tagging her BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE A COUPLE
username4 AHHH HER INSTA IS PRIVATE
lilymhe 💕💕💕
username5 franco colapinto is the coolest driver the grid had seen recently
username6 GET FRANCO A SEAT
username7 they said fuck a soft launch
username8 THAT SHOULD BE ME
francolapinto 😍😍
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f1gossip "My girlfriend is over there, she said she wanted to do something called sub lunch, or what was it called? Soft launch, yeah that. No hablo ingles no se que es, I just brought her with me so everyone can see I'm happily taken" - Franco for Sky before the race 😭😭
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username1 FRANCO OMFG
username2 hes so unintentionally funny
username3 him saying that he doesn't know what a soft launch is bc he doesn't speak english was me ROLLING
username4 franco the man that you are
username5 I CANT DO THIS 😩😩😩
username6 i need him bibically
username7 HES SO MESSY
username8 i need this or nothing
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yourinstagram he didn't understand the concept of a soft launch so we had to do this in the middle of the paddock 😅 love you so much mi amor @/francolapinto
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username1 AHHH
username2 HER INSTA IS PUBLIC NOW
username3 all the boyfriend content here im going insane
lilymhe cuties 💕
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username5 THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
username6 franco colapinto being a simp in a long term relationship wasn't on my bingo card
username7 can we talk about how pretty she is tho?
username8 THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN BESTIE
francisca.cgomes my new bestie actually!
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username9 scrolled all the way down and she has the cutest posts about franco i cant
username10 IM SO JEALOUS
username11 franco not knowing what a soft launch is PEAK COMEDY
francolapinto love you hermosa 😍
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username1 FRANCOOOOO
username2 i love him so bad
username3 HOW TO MAKE A FORMULA 1 TEAM FOR FRANCO COLAPINTO FROM SCRATCH
username4 this man is so messy i cant help but love him
oscarpiastri I didn't know what that meant either, don't worry
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olliebearman 🙌
username5 FRANCO LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN 😩😩
username6 franco is really a SIMP and not a fuckboy like everyone thought WE WON
williamsracing We love to see it💙💙
username7 wiki how to have franco's gfs life
username8 CRYING
username9 franco don't you ever gatekeep her from us again we need her at every race
yourinstagram i'm the luckiest ever 💕
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#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto x you#franco colapinto fanfic#franco colapinto fanfiction#franco colapinto fluff#franco colapinto smau#franco colapinto fic#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 fanfic#f1 social media au#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#harrysfolklore#fc43 x reader#fc43 imagine
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New episode is out! Jem defends gossiping, and Reeah agrees with the crazy corner again.
#love taylor#love taylor podcast#new episode#spotify#taylor swift#podcast#forever and always#forever and always taylors version#joe jonas#this one is strangely timely
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nobody ever gets the mugshot of gluttony right. these days you think it has nothing to do with bodyweight. what a good trick: that gluttony could take a shape. no, there was never any fault in finishing a meal or in taking second helpings. it was always in taking from others that there was an issue - the oil baron's fingers steepled over dead bodies and stolen lands. gluttony - twin of greed, although most think greed and envy are the siblings - gluttony is pleased with the experience of gaining, is thrilled just-by-having. greed is the one that stays hungry, that has to move forever like a shark. gluttony likes it - "a glutton for punishment" is one who is seeking the harm, who loves the rush.
gluttony is a mother using her daughter's body for a diet testing ground, sharpening the bone angles. gluttony is saying why, well not! to the seventh and eighth mansion or yacht. it is not just wanting the six white horses, it is making sure that the horses came from your stables. it is not just bathing in milk - it is bathing in milk while others are starving.
oh, it's true that some sins still blaze in their bright floral prints. wrath in a white woman yelling at a person of color for even daring to be in her neighborhood. the red, incipient rage of a neck tightened at even the thought we would take the guns away. wrath has laurels, and she is good at her job, and works hard.
but sloth wasn't ever the sleepy morning of depression, the hours spent begging a clouded body to please move goddamn it; the protestant work ethic claiming even rest is somehow demonic. it was never chronic fatigue. sloth was subtle, a grey mist. she is watching you get bullied and she is deciding it is none of her business. she crosses the picket line because - what! it's just chicken, isn't it? she is closing her eyes and turning her head when the next anti-gay legislation passes. someone else will handle it. not the tense freeze of anxiety or a lack of preparation - she knows you're hurting and would rather you stay quiet about it. she tells other people i just don't see what the big deal is.
sloth is a father that doesn't do the dishes. sloth is your boyfriend's innocent shrug you're just better at household shit. sloth isn't the missed opportunity - it is the purposeful desire to just get-someone-else-to-do-it.
greed and envy are doing body shots in the back of a private jet. they are the way they always have been, but are lovers in the age of the internet. greed just finished union busting, is rolling a bitcoin over his knuckles, is about to start another MLM. envy is in a broadbrimmed hat, showing off her instagram life, grinning about how if you want it, work for it.
okay, it's true. you have a soft spot for lust, gathering dust in a corner. so tame in comparison to the others. but how funny lust is always painted as being a woman in tight clothes. you've met actually lustful women - the ones that purposefully climb into your partner's lap, the ones that say lesbians are gross but ask bisexual women into bed with their husbands. a lustful woman is not donned in lace and garters and red: that's how men think lust looks, painting their own sins into frame. this way, the sin displaces as fog and hovers above her: a woman in a dress is lust; what the man experiences is just the natural consequence.
here is the thing: lust is doing just fine, save your pity. lust is running more circles than any of them. lust is shutting down safe sexwork sites while also making teenagers in knee-high socks sex sensations. lust is CEO of an advertising network where women never pass 25 years old. all the bras lust makes are pretty to look at but, when worn, legitimately hurt. lust has a podcast, his fur coat looped around his shoulders, sells the idea that only certain people have value, that sex raises some and destroys others. lust is tilting his head and asking what did you expect when you dress like that? lust shuns you, sneers that everything you want is disgusting and taboo - right until he can figure out how to capitalize off of it. lust has the midas ability: everything he touches becomes an object.
people usually say wrath is the scary one. you agree with FMA here, though: the real dangerous one is pride, and the shit-eating grin. the white cloaks and the nationalism and the inability to apologize. it is every partner who threw a book at your head because you don't respect him. it is every mother who said my son doesn't deserve to have his life ruined over allegations. it is the teacher that fails you because you talked back.
you worry you have this one. you feel guilty when you need help but don't ask for it. prideful. ashamed when you complete something and feel good about it. too proud for your own good. but pride is not the reward of hard work or accomplishment: pride is a twitter feed. it is the thing that has to mask i didn't do anything with look at me.
pride is your father's raised hand, his raised voice. how he was never there when you needed him, but he is still "head of house." he ruins dinner and blames it on you: you're an embarrassment to this family. this is the glass you walk around, the cuts in your feet. how he says this isn't how i raised you and you have to bite back the retort: that's because you didn't actually fucking raise me.
#i personally think having any of these desires is totally fine. it's when u use them to hurt others#it's why having ambitions =/= greed: as long as ur ambition isn't ''i hope i can take someone elses good things''#writeblr#warm up#seven deadly sins
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BOUND 2 FALLING IN LOVE | HHU
pairing : hhu x reader
WHAT ! - cute tropes that i think make you and the hhu bounded (based on a tiktok trend a while ago)
warnings : relationshippy stuff T-T
s.coups - someone who always speaks up for his beliefs & someone who doesnt speak up for themselves
BOUND 2 FALLING IN LOVE
seungcheol was a stubborn man, once he sets his opinion on something hes not changing his mind until you fully convince him (which takes forever). so when he realized that you didnt really like confrontation he understood that and didnt want to pressure you into anything but would do it for you
if the waiter got your order wrong (he orders for you) instead of you accepting whats been given to you, he’ll call back the waiter for them to fix it. speaking of ordering for you, he’ll definitely know what you want based on what you like but always makes sure and double checks with you then orders it. if your order was specific, hes got it, and no need to be ashamed he will hold up the line no hesitation for you to get what you want
seungcheol will always be your voice if you need him to be
wonwoo - someone who carries in video games & someone who sucks at them
BOUND 2 FALLING IN LOVE
now whenever wonwoo plays with you, as soon as he sees “YOUR TEAMMATE IS DOWN” notification pop up on his screen to not take it as seriously as he did before. as soon as the message shows up he just shakes his head and smiles running back to revive you even if hes being aimed at
wonwoos lips curl up to a smile each time he hears you rage, whether when playing with you or not. if hes with you playing, he’ll let out a little “its okay” or if hes in the living room scrolling on his phone or reading he’ll walk over to where youre playing and hug you or put his hands over yours and guide you to win.
(wonwoo would def let you play on his account even if you make him lose his ranks)
mingyu - golden retriever & black cat
BOUND 2 FALLING IN LOVE
i believe every black cat needs their golden retriever. some days mingyu needs someone to calm him and some days you need someone to recharge you. hes always following you, just curious of what youre doing, even if youre doing the most mundane thing he just likes hanging around you.
his number one hobby is annoying you, he will repeat the same sentence 28 times to make sure you heard it and will only stop if you coo him. on those days you do want to be alone or accidentally snap on him he wont get mad at you, he’ll remind you hes there for you and leave you alone. definitely sulks but isnt mad at you, when you finally come back youre getting smothered but makes up for lost time
woof woof meow meow (i have no side note for this)
vernon - listener & yapper
BOUND 2 FALLING IN LOVE
vernon loves coming home to you. he loves knowing that theres gonna be a new ‘episode’ to his very own podcast. everyday you have a new story and the same listener, so as soon as he gets out of work, he speeds home and quickly freshens up before laying next to you in the bed with his head resting on your shoulder as you talk.
he loves hearing about your new fixation, new work drama, or just about you. and dont let his looks fool you, he listens very well. if you were packing for a trip you talked about a week ago and forgot what you needed to pack the most he automatically reminds you. he never forgets anything you tell him and never will as long as it comes out of your mouth
(he has a little notes app of the things you tell him :’-()
#serejae#Spotify#seventeen angst#seventeen fluff#seventeen vernon#seventeen imagines#seventeen x reader#seungcheol x reader#scoups x reader#scoups x you#scoups x y/n#scoups x oc#vernon fluff#vernon x reader#vernon#chwe vernon#wonwoo#wonwoo x reader#wonwoo x you#wonwoo x y/n#mingyu#mingyu x reader#mingyu x you#seventeen#seventeen x you#seventeen x y/n
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can i request a smau with mv1 where reader is a tiktoker/influencer like madeline argy (with a very strong genz humor + younger than him) and mv1 is camping on her comments being obsessed with her and she doesn't answer his dms bc she doesn't know him or anything about f1 at all. lots lots and lots of fluff and crack
brat: the prologue. mv1. smau.
max verstappen x reader
how f1's most unexpected couple got together.
warning: cursing.
faceclaim: tara yummy
author's note: this request reminded me of my brat fic and made me realise i need to post how these two got together
y/ninsta posted a story
written: guys i just went on a podcast and interviewed joe from impractical jokers. wtf is my life.
maxverstappen replied to your story: that was the funniest podcast episode i have ever listened to. i would love to come on.
y/ninsta
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y/ninsta: my first time (legal) in vegas was the fucking best. i left part of my soul on that strip.
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tanamongeau: that strip owns my soul
y/ninsta: i already can't wait to go back
maxverstappen: i raced on that strip
user1: max babe what are you doing here
user2: babe you need to reply to max verstappen he has been commenting on your shit for the past six months it is sad to watch
y/ninsta: who tf is that?
y/ninsta
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y/ninsta: life lately has been pretty slay
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danielricciardo: did you know max verstappen saved my cat
oscarpiastri: max verstappen helped my grandparents cross the road
landonorris: max verstappen taught me how to drive
logansargeant: max verstappen loves american people
alexalbon: max verstappen helping me find the loml
maxverstappen: danielricciardo this was your plan !!!
user2: not half the grid being in her comments
y/brother: y/n answer your texts right fucking now
y/ninsta posted a story
written: time to watch cars go vroom in austin
redbullracing posted a story
written: max finally met his idol
*three months later*
y/ninsta
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y/ninsta: forever grateful to my boyfriend's manifestation skills
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maxverstappen: i always knew you would be mine
y/ninsta: babe i need some of that confidence you have
danielricciardo: boys we did it
y/ninsta: grateful for you too danny
user4: he did it. he got the girl !
#f1 x reader#f1#f1 fanfic#formula 1 smau#formula one smau#f1 smau#f1 fandom#f1 fic#max verstappen smau#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x you#mv1#mv1 x reader#mv1 fic#f1 social media au#formula one#formula 1
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pairing: max verstappen x fashion designer!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, "enemies" (exes) to lovers
warnings: i just be making shit up fr
summary: in which they meet again and rekindle their relationship much to the delight of their fans
a/n: tbh i got no idea how to do enemies to lovers so i went for like a past messy breakup nd rekindle of the relationship now they're older nd more mature or wtvr let me know what u think!!! this was a req but it was super duper vague so i jus pulled this together nd pls fr bare in mind tht im not a max verstappen fan by any stretch lol
request!!!: Enemies to lovers with Max please
fc: maggie lindemann
my masterlist
alternate ending
instagram ->
yourusername posted a story
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yourusername heard you need inspiration
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yourbff my girl forever nd ever ⭐️
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user1 new fan gained
user2 omg i rmmbr her from when she dated max & now im just rediscovering her she's sooo gorgeous wtaf
user3 i can't believe max fumbled her
user4 my competition for her hand jus tripled
user5 quadrupled more like
user6 max verstappen found dead
user7 cant wait for a new collection
yourusername posted a story
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ynupdates I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
yourusername i love u 🫀🫀
user8 u are fr the coolest girl in the world
yoursister so proud of you 🥹
yourusername stop it you'll make me emotional 😭
user9 you are so so loved
user10 nothing you could've said would put us off supporting u forever🤟
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maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 life lately ⏰
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user11 Y/N IN THE LIKES I REPEAT Y/N IN THE LIKES
user12 no freaking way
user13 i need to know what's going on have they spoken since the podcast ?!!
user14 exes to lovers arc incoming🥹
user15 he's so cute
landonorris why is your comment section so full up of drama max
maxverstappen1 i didnt ask for this
user16 max is so tired of us LOL
user17 not sorry
user18 i love drama
user19 max acting dumb like he didnt post this to get her attention
ynupdates
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ynupdates y/n y/l/n spotted today outside a cafe with ex beau max verstappen, following the release of a podcast episode on which y/n discussed her feelings on how the relationship played out. the meet up has come after they were seen liking each other's instagram stories & posts, however the discussion they were having reportedly seemed heated and as though they were having a disagreement. rumours/theories of them rekindling their romance were rife but what is the consensus now? we are sending our love to y/n as always!
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user20 omg what is happening
user21 im so surprised she even met with him
user22 he wants her back & she cant deny him bc every girl has a soft spot for their first love
user23 agree but tbh it's probs good tht they argued or wtvr coz she isnt giving in to him she's making sure he fights for her 🤷
user24 some of u guys are delulu af
user25 what i would give to be a fly on the wall in that convo
user26 i hope he's changed or at least fr lets her move on
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yourusername never lonely 🖤
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user27 omg first time we've seen y/n with her guitar in ages
user28 the guitar omg
yourbff best girl in the world
yourusername i love u 🫀🫀
yoursister hard at work or hardly working?
yourusername shut up you
danielricciardo you better not be drinking tequila without me!
yourbff we wouldn't dream of it
user29 omg daniel publicly being friends with y/n !!?
user30 something is changing here
user31 there's something in the air 🤔
yourusername posted a story
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danielricciardo hang tight
yourusername lol thanks??
user32 send locaysh 🤟🤟
user33 we miss u y/n
user34 omgggggg i cant wait for more designs from u
maxverstappen1 posted a story
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yourbff MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING
maxverstappen1 getting coffee what does it look like
yourbff i know you're not taking that to y/n
danielricciardo if y/bff/n msgs u ignore her
maxverstappen1 👍
user35 SOMETHING IS HAPPENING HERE
user36 is this for y/n
user37 this plus y/n's story .... the maths is mathing
user38 No freaking way
yourusername posted a story
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charles_leclerc im on the edge of my seat!!
yourusername 😭 hi charles
yourbff I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING Y/N U GUYS ARE NOT SLICK
danielricciardo ignore y/bff/n
yourusername done & done
user39 im spinning around
user40 i've connected the dots
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danielricciardo have you forgiven me yet
yourbff i'll forgive max before i forgive you
maxverstappen1 have you forgiven me?
yourbff what do you think max emilian
yourusername you are not mad at all
yourbff of course not. i always loved max
yourusername 😜
ynupdates posted a story
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user45 oh my god it's real
user46 NO WAY IS SHE BACK IN THE PADDOCK
user47 & she said she couldn't ever be just friends with her first love...
ynupdates NO YOU'RE RIGHT
user48 they are soulmates for real
user49 i can't believe all it took was a podcast episode
yourusername posted a story
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charles_leclerc i will say i am shocked but happy beyond words to have you back!
yourusername ❤️❤️ catch up soon!
danielricciardo she's back for goood
yourusername don't speak too soon
yourbff can i come
yourusername max said only if you forgive him in writing
yourbff 😑
user50 shameless 🥹🥹🥹
user51 YOU GOT THAT GLOW OF A NEW OLD RELATIONSHIP
ynupdates not you trying to pretend you aren't ecstatic
user52 i want whatever max verstappen has
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user53 the lol
ynupdates trying to pretend i care about racing😕😕😕
user54 he's down bad for her always has been always will be
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yourusername weekend off
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user55 they're just friends they're just friends they're just friends
user56 i dont believe it for a second
yourbff get back to work
yourusername im busy right now
yourbff oh i wonder what with
user57 max max max max
user58 she gets prettier everytime i see her
maxverstappen1 so glad to have you back on the paddock y/n ❤️
yourusername glad to be back !
user59 they r so stiff
user60 trying to trick us into thinking they arent in love
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yourusername all the good in my life
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user64 SHE LOOKS SOOO HAPPY
ynupdates her smile😭😭😭
yourbff the way you're glowing
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maxverstappen1 i love you ❤️
yourusername i love u too 🥹🫶
user65 i'll never recover
user66 the new (old) f1 it couple
user67 best wag of all time
user68 cant wait to buy all of y/n's new collection
user69 literally same it looks soo cool
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 i won
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ynupdates omg she is so hot what the hell
maxverstappen1 you're telling me
user70 OH MY GODDD
user71 her in max's car oh myyyy
yourusername wow
yourusername i love u fr
maxverstappen1 ❤️
danielricciardo you're welcome everyone
yourbff you do not get credit for this
danielricciardo have you forgiven me yet
maxverstappen1 and me?
yourbff no never
yourusername tell the truth y/bff/n
yourbff ok fine i was never mad
THE END 🤍
#f1#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#smau#f1 smau#f1 x reader#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#mv1#mv1 imagine#mv1 x reader#maddie's smau
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