#love this for all of us

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

[sheisraging]

Getting everyone I know to either read or re-read Red, White, & Royal Blue before the movie comes out so we can all be mass horny together is my new superpower.

[skeilig]

very hilarious set of circumstances developing.. isaiah who is one of my best friends here and also my coworker at the groc loves cooking and has been chef'ing it up for a select group of friends around a fire for a while BUT we just entered a fire ban bc of the heat and dryness. so he asked jim (both of our boss, also my bf) if he could use his kitchen (since he's a manager he has an apartment with a fridge and stove etc) to cook during the fire ban. and he specifically pitched him last night while all 3 of us were closing the store together by saying "hey while you and jenni go to kips [local dive bar, does karaoke on monday nights] i will just be in your apartment making patty melts and fries and they'll be ready when you come back drunk from the bar" and that is exactly what happened.. I brought one more friend back with us at like 12:30/1am and Isaiah was watching one piece and cooking up a storm. then we ate, I gave him my car keys so he could drive back to the cabins, and we said see ya at work tomorrow LMAO. isaiah should just move in, this is a throuple now.

[grittyreadsfic]

Not another rockstar is literally on my jack mceichel musician au playlist fellow anon. You have impeccable taste and and I love that for us.

- 💖

maisie peters when to canada with cait’s brother and proceeded to then write the most connor coded song ever lmao

[liesmyth]

#tumblr user liesmyth alEGGtogate 2023 @theriverbeyond

no carry on 

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[rafeandonlyrafe]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[runawaymarbles]

Reading Mockingjay as an adult is extra devastating because. Of course the plucky teenager and her ragtag friends aren't going to sneak into a government building to kill the president with a bow and arrow. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that's only possible in the kind of propaganda that Coin developed. But she's so good at it that in some ways she tricks the reader into thinking that's the kind of story this is, too--even after 3 books reminding us that pretty much everything that Katniss does the second she volunteers is manipulated by adults pulling strings to make propaganda in some form or another.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[nyenyel]

[Image description: a comic of Mabel from Gravity Falls. She looks sad at first, saying: "Whenever my crushes like me back it feels wrong."

Perking up, she says: "I guess I'm losing feelings! Time to choose a new crush!"

She looks through binoculars, and continues: "Which boy should I have a crush on? I want an epic summer romance!"

In the last panel, she's in front of the aromantic flag. She's staring blankly, saying: "What. What do you mean that's not how crushes work. What is comp-het?" End ID.]

I propose: Mabel is aromantic she just has comphet

[toorumlk]

the weasleys, circa 1995

[neveroceanblvd]

he might be the love of my life

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. November will bring blessings.

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[redsray]

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.