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I got crystal. Finally, finally, crystals really can do things.

(What, exactly, they'll do is up for debate. But you know what they say: any crystal repels evil if you throw it hard enough!)

You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

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Happy New Year

(Yes, it's now 2025 here.)

It's been a right bastard of a year, and we're all guessing the one to come will be a right bastard as well.

But.

It will be a different bastard. And you and I, all of us, we're going to duck around its back to find the joys where we can get them. And when we get our chances? We're going to kick the new bastard in the arse when we've gotta.

Together.

Because it's new. It's inexperienced. We've got experience, and we'll do what we can, and then we'll see how much good shit we can force the new one to carry alongside whatever bastardry it tries to cook up.

One more year. And remember, they look overwhelming, but they can only come at us one at a time. We can come at them as a pack.

I wish you all strength, good luck, and the help of those around you in this coming year.

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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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