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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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And if you drop the someone in those, you entirely reverse how welcoming you're being to someone in those phrases...

Eating people out is a delightsome leisure activity but eating people up is what cannibals and big bad wolves etc do. What are some other verbs you can radically alter with a final qualifying preposition?

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I should probably readmore this from here, shouldn't I? Like I know it's been everyone's big obsession but the potential spoilers might intensify

plus this is getting long and I don't want to strain anyone's dash

Ch21.

Laios really just 'tentacles could be popular with women'

frogskin suits lmao

Ch22.

oh now there's politics and Namari time (better than politics)

Ch23.

How To Kill A Dragon (hope like hell you don't fuck it up)

Ch24.

they are running from a dragon and I'm genuinely invested in how this will go

plan in tatters

knife in dragon

get to stabbing boyo

Ch25.

three cheers for chilchuck's knife-throwing skills

holy shit laios just

'don't worry legs are fixable'

fuck

Ch26.

falin flashback o'clock

speedhealer marcille (initiate pain mode)

and we have falin (skull at least) after some intense gutting action

Ch27.

BLACK MAGIC REVIVALS are coming

but first skeleton jigsaw puzzle

ritual's pretty fuckin cool

and falin is BACK

and we have our reunion <3

Ch28.

girl/girl bathtime with complicated emotions

and now we're cooking the dragon, at least I expected that

Ch29.

what the fuck is happening

what the hap is fuckening

what

Ch30.

everyone's having an emotional crisis and I'm sad

-shakes fist-

fine, dashboard, I will try your silly eating monsters manga

just this once

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Updates once again (I am very much giving this a chance, I assure you, if my commentary sounds snarky it's more for stylistic reasons, if I genuinely disliked this I would not be continuing)

Ch8.

I kinda love the whole 'golems as walking farms' thing? Wandering violent vegetable plots!

Ch9.

Ah, now we get our 'you humans and elves are the REAL villains' 'no u' stuff. I appreciate that it's happening in the background of bread being made, that alters the dynamic interestingly.

Ch10.

Treasure bugs! Sneaky little tricks to ruin someone's day. (except when cooked)

Ch11.

Oh I'm really seeing the vibes with 'Falin was the one smoothing over things when Laios said things that didn't come out right'

Ch12.

The story inside the pictures? Interesting

Ch13.

intense mimic crab action

Ch14.

oh it opens with Marcille doing up her hair all pretty

THE DWARF IS FLUFFY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Ch15.

the ethics of eating mer-critters

Ch16.

it's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife (and parasites)

Ch17.

Marcille Falin backstory let's goooo

Ch18.

Marcille sure had a fight on her hands there

Ch19.

oh so the dungeon is proper fucked up with the whole 'spirits bound to the bodies' thing and some people exploit that

Ch20.

yay Namari helped out and Marcille's up and good to go again, and everyone's had their bonding moment

-shakes fist-

fine, dashboard, I will try your silly eating monsters manga

just this once