#love this dynamic for them

[bowserphobia]

We’re the Mario Brothers-in-Law

[monroeknoxwrites]

tianlang-jun and mobei jun's bitter uncle linguang-jun shacking up. Now, I know the general census is linguang-jun as the catty bottom… But my thoughts turn towards sugar daddy linguang-jun with pretty twunk tianlang-jun.

linguang-jun would love the control, the sheer powermove of having tianlang-jun at his side as a kept man.

Alright bro, you stole my wife? Let me show-off this heavenly demon lord warming my bed each night.

And tianlang-jun would adore the attention, the pampering. Not needing to lift a finger.

In a modernAU, linguang-jun is furious when he finds out tianlang-jun sees a regular domme as well. He does not like to share.

He invites su xiyan out to lunch to kindly tell her to fuck off. But su xiyan, unruffled and a little amused, explains that he should not force tianlang-jun to choose - because it will most assuredly not be him. He has been her client and best friend for a decade. linguang-jun is simply the flavor of the month.

Stunned and strangely impressed, linguang-jun concedes to her advice. He doesn't like it but he also feels too attached to that perverted idiot to let him go.

He tries to be more adventurous in bed, satisfy his kinky side so tianlang-jun wouldn't need a domme.

It doesn't work. And he doesn't really get a kick out of all that prep either. A little spontaneous spanking, light bondage, tenuous breathplay - that's fine. Well, more than fine.

In the end, he learns to live with su xiyan being a permanent fixture in tianlang-jun's life. And his own, really.

At this point, he realizes this has gone way beyond a sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. It's an actual fucking relationship.

He's not as repulsed as he thought he'd be.

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[naitmeir]

them three

[moonchild-nissa]

One Piece & Scars (part 1)

[ruporas]

realizing it’s mutual (ID in alt)

[inkskinned]

in internet posts it is easy to cut them out of your life. they are hurting you! they aren't listening to you!

they held your hair back. they lent you lipstick. they held your hand at the train station and got you home safe. they rounded on your bully, got loud, said get fucked, spitting-mad in your defense.

they also cut the hair off again. told you that you should really think twice before wearing something like that. took you for granted. took your insecurities and threw them in your face again.

you know logically it should be easy. all the internet advice comments always read it will feel better. like an equation - if a person is rotten, you just remove them. you pull the tooth that's hurting.

but it was never a big flare-up moment. you don't live in a sitcom. they never tried to take your boyfriend or steal from your apartment. they showed up to birthdays and they wrote songs about you and bring you water without you asking. once you found out they carry an emergency inhaler for you, even though you haven't had an asthma attack in years - just in case.

where is the line? people fuck up. sometimes they fuck up badly. sometimes people have raw personalities, like a powerline, and being around them is dangerous. addicting. sometimes they can't help themselves, but you know they're trying. sometimes they are just rough-around-the-edges. sometimes they don't even realize how they sounded when they said that. sometimes it's just - you've both loved each other for so long now, the way this thing hurts goes back to the root.

and that's the fucked up part. you have pushed your fingers against the sweetheart of memory. things these days are electric, tense, harrowing. they didn't used to be. there were a lot of good days in there. sometimes you want to just close your eyes and say can this be over yet? do we still need to be fighting?

doing that would give up any chance you get of getting an apology, but you don't always know that you need an apology, you love them. once they flaked on your birthday party. once they told you to get over it, people are always dying. they also let you crash on their couch for a week after the breakup, handfeeding you when you were so sad you couldn't eat. they are also judgmental about everything, occasionally react to banal statements with an attitude that is weird and fiery. they also love you like a lighthouse sometimes, so strong they cut the storm like lightning.

but the problem is that you might be storm. you might be the thing that needs breaking. what if you are two forces who are desperately, horribly drawn to each other, shaped by the other person's passions, and both good for each other and bad in equal measure.

what if you're both just people, and you're no saint neither.

just cut them off! swallowing the saltwater, you catch yourself in the mirror. you've been shaking more than usual. there's an ache in you that is oblique, loud, impossible to soothe. is this what it looks like? when life is "easier"?

your mouth will always have a hole, is the thing, if you remove the tooth.

[ghosted-jazz]

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

[tarobii]

─── •✧• ───

─── •✧• ───

brother shenanigans 🤌

(based on this post by @darkacua)

[slavhew]

hm

[lotus-pear]

hngghh domestic......

[rissaito]

“don’t cry, my child”

i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…

[raycatzdraws]

The true botw shrine experience. I don't think Four approves!

The full comic page and some colorful Fours can be found under the read more!

A meme redraw based on something I did in a playthrough lol. Out of arrows? Throw your sword!

I love Four so much aaAA

[zaana]

best teamup in the show

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[ruegarding]

one thing abt thalia and percy's dynamic that is often overlooked is that percy was punished for the same things thalia was rewarded for. there's a prophecy abt one of the big three kids? percy is treated like a liar and thief and ppl refuse to talk to him. thalia? everyone respects her (including gods!) and assumes she'll do a great job saving the world. thalia is accepted immediately at camp and threatens the place percy spent two years proving he deserves. percy wants to go on a quest to save his friend? he's an attention seeker and glory stealer. thalia? well, she's the obvious choice. thalia comes up w a plan to win capture the flag that's basically "leave everything to me" and percy comes up with a plan that's basically "if you see a good opportunity, go for it," but percy is viewed as the control freak.

what i'm saying is percy had every reason to resent thalia and he didn't. he chose not to. and thalia had every reason to look down on percy and didn't.

even when they were fighting, i never saw it as a power struggle. they were being pit against each other, and instead of doing what everyone expected them to (kronos was fully expecting thalia to kill percy), they chose to love and respect each other. because they're not their parents. they're just two kids who started cracking under the pressure but refused to break.