#love the funky lil robo guy

[sneeb-canons]

Mind is a robot/automaton/android.

‎ Headcanon #3

[eggs-can-draw]

it is gonna punch you in the gut lol btw thoughts on the remaining charaters so far? for a refresher

have a lovely rest of the day/week!

Thoughts on the currently living gang:

Shuichi: love him. Precious. Little guye

Tsumugi: Sussy wussy, I saw her vent guys I promise (still waiting for that shit she took in ch1 to loop around and be really plot significant/j)

Miu: So fucking funny in a wet cat kinda way

Maki: I LOVE her dynamic with Shuichi they are besties your honor (she’s also just very well written she’s a silly billy)

Himiko: blorbo from my shows. Depressed lil bean. Really hoping she’s our patented Dumbass Survivor

Kokichi: skrungle. Lil menace. He’s out here making life harder for the sillies.

Kaito: Funky! Putting his dynamic with Shuichi under my microscope

Kiibo: I would kill a man for that robo boio (he is THE robot ever except for Hatsune Miku)

I wish Monophanie and Monotaro a very die horribly

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Also one last thing, Rain world has a bunch of robots in the lore, as well as 2 ones in the actual campaigns themselves, plus a lot of robo ocs in the community, so lots of funky lil guys

We love funky lil guys!!! Who doesn't love funky lil guys?

[spophiearts]

So I watched Bumblebee (2018). If I wasn't in love with the little guy before I certainly am now.

[do-i-look-like-a-doctor]

The camp counselors as hamster breeds/your pet hamster because I have to much time on my hands

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Jacob: syrian hamster

he’s big and normally sweet but sometimes is an asshole

find him at majority of stores staring at things and running around like a lil freak

himbo typa energy he probably escapes his cage and gets confused abt it then proceeds to go back inside the cage and gets even more confused

will absolutely rock your shit for a piece of corn don’t even think about fighting him off

feels bad for messing up your stuff yet keeps doing it

eats chargers and most clothing material

he owed you at least 237$ in clothing cost

big guy absolutely busted his wheel more then once and cried every time

would be the first one to get sucked into a vacuum

your his favorite person until someone gives him a treat then he tells you to kick rocks via scratching

no thoughts just vibes

eats blue crayola chalk

look me in the eye and tell me he ever had a coherent thought. i’ll wait

9/10 basic jock boy with attachment issues type of hamster

Nick: campbell’s dwarf hamster

let’s be real you probably got him because he was the only one left

funky interactive lil dude with spunk

he’s the reason you lock your pencils away

would just chill on the couch and watch tv all day if allowed

type of hamster to try and run away at every chance and expects you to chase him

when you don’t chase him he gets confused and eats a shoe lace or something

needs a gf desperately he’s lonely and for what?

dumb lil shit would get scared at his own reflection

eats chalk

but like really eats chalk

mf dies every time you take it away

only ever up in the morning so he wakes you up with frantic wheel running, water drinking, and probs escapes so often that he’s just next to your face most mornings

nerdy dude, likes to watch you do work

type of hamster to crawl behind your wall and disappear for three weeks then show up in the bathroom

enjoys watching you cook but judges every decision you make by sneezing

8/10 ‘not like other hamsters im a heartthrob’ type of hamster

Dylan: syrian hamster

you’re his best friend

one of the friendliest out of the bunch he loves to crawl on you

goofy af he rolls around and get stuck in tubes or manages to fall off tables

can’t normally think straight so he just follows you

most likely a rat in disguise but he’s soft so you let him stay

one of the few you found in the wild aka stuck in a shoe box

gets offended if you don’t leave the tv on for him before you leave the house

gets offended when you leave in general

missing a foot but somehow is faster then you

the only hamster to even tolerate being dressed up and he likes to wear tiny hats

also a nerdy lil dude but he pisses on your paper work

does this thing where he hides his food, forgets said food, bites you for more, then repeats the process

he doesn’t look like a doctor but is almost always at the vet

probably because he eats the chalk

9/10 ‘listens to piano music in your car and rolls off the radio’ type of hamster

Ryan: robo dwarf hamster

bit every single employee at the store and hates having his cage cleaned

touch his stuff you lose a finger sort of deal

probably that one hamster you got as a gift or something

despite having a huge ass cage (like basically a 100 gallon tank) he is always escaping and burrowing into the couch

clueless most of the time and gets awkward when you dig him out of the cushions

normally anxious and does this funky lil ‘shimmy shimmy im having a panic attack’ dance when you open his cage door

warms up eventually and allows you to poke him around a lot

becomes a pushover you could roll him like a piece of sushi and he’d be fine with it

don’t let him near anything sharp he’ll pick it up with hamster might and throw it around

the only one who is a little shit when it comes to his water cause if it’s not fiji water in the bottle he’ll literally dehydrate himself

watches the other hamsters eat chalk like a judgmental old man

doesn’t get lonely and likes being alone so if you get in his space to often he’ll just square up

10/10 ‘lil shit but he’s just awkward so it’s okay he’s cuter’ type of a hamster

Max: a ferret

only thoughts and vibes around this wiggley dude

had a fascination with hats and being stupid

stupid is to strong of a word but he doesn’t think through most things

gets stuck in the weirdest situations

you found him trapped in the spice cabinet with a shoe lace around his paws once

likes to cuddle into your side and if his partner, laura, is there be prepared

these two tiny demons like to attack your clothes and will happily live under your shirt

don’t let max outside he gets anxiety

wears an ‘im nervous’ vest like a baby

out of all the hamsters and ferrets alike he’s the sweetest and most docile

only time he was ever mean was at a petsmart when he screeched at a worker for taking plastic out his mouth

him and laura are a duo you found them together outside in a field

laura was trying to fight off a scarecrow

max was digging in the dirt and ran to you immediately cause human=safe

easiest one to handle besides nick and that’s saying something because you still get tired chasing after max

8/10 ‘I didn’t ask for pickles so my girlfriend fought the worker for me’ type of ferret

Abigail: White Russian dwarf hamster

baby girl is so shy and for what?

she hides behind your arm when someone new is in the area

saw a mirror once and had a literal stroke you were about to bury her but she woke up

gets excited over the little things with you like new treats, toys, or in general affection

the best one to keep around you at all times cause she doesn’t try to unalive herself

or you, for that matter

leaves clothes and cords alone but will fuck up cardboard like it’s a buffet

would be the one to fight something bigger then her, get scared about it, scurry back to you, then try again later

likes to watch you cook and eats the veggies you leave out

you have to full on pick her up with an iron fist in order for her to drop the food

her favorite thing: stepping in paint and crawling on blank papers

also eats chalk but the teacher’s chalk

the best hamster but don’t introduce her to someone new she’ll implode

10/10 ‘home-girl with a big butt and mass anxiety’ type of hamster

Emma: syrian hamster

another friendly syrian but she’s not like other hamsters she’s the ✨grey✨ colored one

the most fun one to take out on trips besides dylan

very outgoing, loves meeting new people and attention from most

bites little kids

who let her out of the cage tho? she’s insane but in a good way

take her to walmart and she perches on your shoulder while chewing up a face mask packet

the most photogenic hamster she likes to mess with your phone by tapping it with her paws and clicking random apps open

choked on a strawberry twice

eats chalk but the crayon shaped ones

unlike dylan she’s not a fan of being dressed up but does enjoy being pampered

expects you to massage her tiny muscles and give her cucumber every day

you signed this a contract when getting her and part of it was everyday is hamster spa day so you have to do it

when you brought abi into the equation she literally destroyed her cage in order to do say hello because new lady friend

you had to repair a wall that day and got sent to the hospital

she is the only one who likes to lick your cheek

8/10 ‘influencer hamster that everyone watches on tik tok livestreams’ type of hamster

Kaitlyn: white winter dwarf

no cause she’s not having this idea of being pet and never will

don’t you dare think about picking her up often she will do as she pleases

sleeps majority of the day but for some reason at exactly 5pm she runs on her wheel for an hour

deep down she likes you it just takes about 3 weeks for her to come around

doesn’t eat chalk but encourages it because hehe funny

the most organized and active, her enclosure is a million different tunnels and it’s like going through a maze to find her

you gave her new tubes and she immediately used them to make an the most complex housing underneath her bedding

you know how in the game she’s the camp coordinator? she still is even as a hamster

she is the culprit who convinces everyone else to escape or do things

somehow lead a march upon you one night because she was hungry

she loves you but she’s not the most affectionate and kinda scary

tends to break into Dylan’s cage and take his stuff before you can stop her

frantic wood chewer she basically a beaver at this point

her cage is yellow themed and when you try to switch it up she gets emo and runs away forever but comes back because ‘omg it’s scary outside’

tolerates literally nothing will not be wearing tiny hats but she will enjoy the occasional pampering

8/10 ‘would rob a bank with a smile on her face’ type of hamster

Laura: a ferret

what makes you think she’d be a regular hamster? nah, she’s to difficult for that

so it makes sense her and max are ferrets

absolutely refuses your help in any aspect of her noodley life

you buy her new enrichment items and don’t even need to get them out the bag she finds them, opens them, and places them herself

independent queen

since her and max are so bonded she tends to stick with him a lot

she does enjoy running around with you though

sometimes she finds a way into your closet and just camps out in your clothes

steals everything under the sun

you took her outside one time and she managed to pop a car tire

determined to make everyone who has wronged you, her, and max’s life hell but she’s inside so what does she do? squeezes out of windows

much like nick she goes missing for a week then shows up in the bathroom

doesn’t eat chalk and is the only one to try and stop the others

likes halloween costumes and only matches with max

favorite food: whatever you’re eating

will fuck your shut up in order to get a crumb off your plate

a menace to society with an adorable face

9/10 ‘likes to teach her own ferret bf tricks and show them off to others’ type of ferret

enjoy these headcanons i made them half asleep

[sc3n3kitt3h]

For the character thing, Cephalobot?

my first impression: ZOMG ROBOSRUYT OCCYpUS> JHDSGLFShaslgggggggggAHHHHHHHDFJGFADGLJG

my impression now: ZOMG ROBOSRUYT OCCYpUS> JHDSGLFShaslgggggggggAHHHHHHHDFJGFADGLJG

my fav moment: ALL OF THEM!!!! when he EXISTZ!!!! cbot iz so epic i <3 this funky lil guy!!! lil robo dude!!!!! nintendo couldnt hav POSSIBLY done better when designing him!!?!!! i think about him so much?!?!?!?!! hez so epic ily cbot

idea 4 a story: petri and him being epic moirail qppz!!! i need moar of these 2 being bffz!!!! they should hold handz and cuddle and hug!!!! AAGSJD I WISH THERE WAZ MOAR CONTENT OF THESE 2... especially fluff T^T

unpopular opinion: he shouldnt hav been smug :[ idk if thatz unpopular or not but i think he would hav been better az lazy... mayb thatz just me loving the lazy type tho!!

fav relationship: i havent rlly thought abt any romantic shipz 4 him! obvi i luv luv LUV him and petri, i also rlly liek him and sasha + him and all the other robo villagerz!! i think the roboz r all a big found family <:D

fav headcannon: eee i cant choose!!! therez the robo found fam.. therez 083 (the numberz on the back of hiz head) being a little octopus, petri doing repairz on him and stuffz, autistic cephalobot or at least him being rlly bad with human interaction, him being originally built with the intention of him being some kind of EVIL DEATH ROBOT or something but him just saying "nah fuk this lawlz" and moving 2 the player island/a vaca home 4evar..... i might b getting a little ahead of myself srry this iz so long <:3 thank u 4 letting me ramble!!!! /gen!!!!!!! even if it waz just a text post :p

[rogue-snorunt]

The Mojave News: 12.12.81

No one has seen or heard the courier since he left to travel to the Divide but there are some rumors of his activities:

Befriended an eyebot

Lost his damn mind when said eyebot unlocked a commissary for him and he realized not only could he loot everything to eventually get both the caps and the to pieces of neat armor... But the commissary resets at 6,000 caps everytime you buy it out! He got there with 15,000 caps and currently has 65,480.. and his cap horde shows no signs of shrinking

Punched his way through all the robos until he finally navigated to

Hopeville and reached the Lonesome road!

Found the laser detonator and may have forgotten the actual purpose of being here isn't too make everything go ka-blewy

ED-E got him somewhat back on track while also startling the crap out of him via the mysterious voice whose going on about what, Isaac has no damn idea

Lost his shit at finding the Buster Sword™ and the Zappy blade ™

Became horribly, horribly sick with rad poisoning after getting confused and very lost.. but was saved by good boi ED-E who was able to get him to the hospital med pod just in time.

Reacted to the lizard men by an astounding amount of reckless punching

Became hopelessly lost once again in the collapsed overpass but once again, ED-E came to his rescue with supportive and 'just follow me you funky little human' beeps.

Loves his robo buddy but really wishes lil guy would stop going from cute beeps to cryptic weirdo spouting confusing nonsense

[rynoarts]

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